00:00You save me, then hate me. I can't keep up with you. What do you want?
00:04You.
00:04What?
00:06I want you.
00:09Mason Reed, hockey captain, king of the rink.
00:13The jerk who makes my life a living hell.
00:18Off the ice, Skylar. Now.
00:21Yeah, before your fat ass cracks it.
00:25Yeah.
00:26I still have one minute of ice time, Mason. Wait your turn.
00:30Miss Piggy, you're going to hog all the ice time like you hog all your meals?
00:37We have to go.
00:38He may own the school, but he doesn't own the ice.
00:41Skylar?
00:42Skating is everything to me. We aren't leaving until I land this jump.
00:53Blake, are you okay?
00:55I think I landed on my shoulder.
00:58Blake, wait.
01:03Holy s**t. It's a beached whale on the ice.
01:11Move.
01:13Move.
01:16Is my bully, hockey captain Mason Reed, actually going to help me?
01:30Well, that was f***ing humiliating, Ice Princess.
01:35What, did you think showing me your tits would buy you more ice time?
01:39Nah, man. She didn't need to rip her dress.
01:41She just needed to lose 50 pounds.
01:47My office. Both of you. Now.
01:56Copy yourself up. No one wants to see that.
02:00You heard him. Cover up.
02:09There have been budgie cuts. The board is only keeping one sports program.
02:13You heard him. Hockey? Or figure skating?
02:16Well, then it's hockey, obviously. We fill the seats.
02:19Figure skating is just a...
02:21...lame hobby.
02:22Hobby? We've won more regionals than you.
02:24Yeah. But people actually want to see us.
02:28You don't pull the same weight.
02:29Oh, right. Because I'm fat. How clever.
02:33That's not what I meant.
02:34But it's not like she'd believe me.
02:38If weight's a problem for you, Princess, then do something about it.
02:44Kiss my fat ass.
02:47You'd like that, wouldn't you?
02:49That's enough!
02:50Listen.
02:51I'm going to observe both programs this evening.
02:54At the end of the month, I'll decide who stays and who goes.
02:59Dismissed.
03:00When I'm kissing you, it all starts making sense.
03:03And all the pieces I've been asking.
03:07What do you want, Mason?
03:18You.
03:19You.
03:20Me?
03:22I want you...
03:23...to drop out of the competition.
03:26Now.
03:28Go to hell.
03:30Unlike everyone else at this school, I don't listen to you.
03:34I need to be on that ice to get scouted.
03:38So do I.
03:39My guys need extra time on the ice.
03:42Time your dying program is sucking up.
03:45You could have all the ice time in a day.
03:47It won't make your team better.
03:49You both know hockey's going to win the funding.
03:52Then once your program's cancelled, I'll have to find a new one.
03:55No one else will take a figure skater that looks like me.
03:59This program is my only way to make it.
04:01And I'm going to fight for it.
04:03Even if that means telling the king of hockey to fuck off.
04:08With...
04:09With...
04:09With...
04:10Before I make you regret ever putting on a pair of skates.
04:14Afraid I'll win, your majesty?
04:19You always tell me what I want to hear.
04:22Just don't say I didn't warn you, ice princess.
04:27You did.
04:28I just don't care.
04:40If he thinks I'll just give up, he's wrong.
04:51Mason wants to talk to you.
04:53Move.
04:54Bat-tard.
04:55Unlike you, London, I don't go running every time Mason calls.
04:59Oh, that's too bad.
05:00You could use more running.
05:01Let's move.
05:02I said no.
05:05Go, Skylar.
05:06Beg for mercy.
05:15I'm not your property, Mason.
05:17You can't beckon whenever you want.
05:19I always get what I want, Skylar.
05:23You say I can't just beckon you, but...
05:26You're kind of stuck standing here.
05:29Sit.
05:31Eat.
05:32Ew.
05:33A burger?
05:34Isn't that like cannibalism?
05:36Since she's a cow.
05:39Mock my body all you want, London.
05:41At least I earned my place on the ice instead of my back.
05:45Hey.
05:46Don't.
05:49Of course.
05:51My baby doesn't want me getting in the mud with the pigs.
05:54Why am I here, Mason?
05:58I got you a present.
06:00You can't bribe me, Mason.
06:02I'm not dropping out of the competition.
06:04It's a peace offering.
06:07I'll play nice if you do.
06:17Since your old uniform ripped,
06:19the hockey team decided we'd get you something more.
06:21Your son.
06:24Move!
06:26Move!
06:34Just drop out, Skylar.
06:37Don't embarrass yourself anymore.
06:41Let's go.
06:46Let's go.
06:56You think it's funny to make a joke of my uniform, Mason?
07:02Game on.
07:06This is our game, boys.
07:08Let's show our rivals who the big dogs are.
07:10We shoot up.
07:12Let's go.
07:13Let's go.
07:15Dude, where are our jerseys?
07:17What the hell?
07:19We have to be on the ice in five minutes or we forfeit.
07:21We don't have time to replace these.
07:23What are we going to do?
07:25We shoot up.
07:27No way.
07:28We're going to look like pussies.
07:30We kick ass no matter what.
07:33We shoot up now.
07:37Fuck.
07:46I always get what I want, Skylar.
07:50Fucking Skylar.
07:57Hockey team should have been out by now.
07:59Where are they?
08:01Oh, I don't think they'll be showing up today.
08:04Make some noise for the kings!
08:06Led by your captain, Mason the King Reed!
08:13They actually wore them?
08:27You lose something?
08:28Oh, shit.
08:29My bully knows I was the one who sabotaged their uniforms.
08:32Just watch out, princess.
08:34After I win, I can't wait to get my hands on.
08:40From Lakeview, here comes the captain and enforcer, Logan Jones!
08:46Hoping the alpha will get you scouted?
08:47Because your game sure won't.
08:48I don't care if I'm wearing a leotard or a damn tuxedo.
08:51I'm still going to fucking kick your ass.
08:56Yikes!
08:56I knew the school was full of dogs, but that's a certified cow.
08:59Don't talk about it like that.
09:00Matter of fact, don't even fucking look at her.
09:03Tell you what.
09:04After I win this, I'll take her to Poundtown and hit it hard.
09:07The fat pussy can take it.
09:12Breathe!
09:13Breathe!
09:14Breathe!
09:17Damn.
09:17He's really good.
09:19Breathe!
09:20Breathe!
09:21Next point wins the game.
09:23He's got a clear shot!
09:25Lights out, sparkles!
09:26Oh, fuck.
09:29Fuck.
09:31That looks like a serious injury.
09:33This could spell the end for the King's Championship run.
09:36Ugh.
09:37I just wanted to teach my bully to respect figure skating.
09:41Now he's hurt, and it's all my fault.
09:49Um, I just wanted to see how you were.
09:51How does it look like I'm doing?
09:54There were scouts in the stands.
09:57And instead of watching me win, they watched me make a fool of myself.
10:02Because of you.
10:06You humiliated me first.
10:08Sex to be the butt of the joke, doesn't it?
10:12Your little prank caused the school to win.
10:15And the star player!
10:16You told on me?
10:18You were caught on the security camera sneaking into the boys' locker room.
10:21But Mason started it first.
10:23Hack your skates!
10:24You are out of the figure skating program.
10:26Effective immediately!
10:29Wait.
10:31Don't.
10:33Kicking her out won't fix my shoulder.
10:35Nor will it help me train while I heal.
10:38No.
10:39If you want her to pay,
10:42make her my puck bunny.
10:45You're what?
10:47No way.
10:49Done.
10:50What?
10:51That's it.
10:52Skylar, you're Mason's personal assistant until he's cleared to skate.
10:56Where am I going to have the time to train and babysit him?
10:59Figure it out.
11:01Or say goodbye to the figure skating team.
11:03See what I did there?
11:05Looks like you're not the ice princess anymore.
11:11See you bright and early,
11:13puck bunny.
11:24Okay, let's get this over with.
11:26What am I doing?
11:27Picking up pucks?
11:28Polishing skates?
11:30First,
11:32you suit up.
11:36I am not wearing that.
11:39It barely covers
11:41anything.
11:41Put
11:43it on.
11:45Because until my shoulder's healed,
11:47you're mine.
11:48And the
11:51practice starts at 10,
11:52puck bunny.
11:55What, you don't like him?
11:57Pokemon.
12:08No way.
12:09Is that
12:10Skylar?
12:12Damn.
12:13I don't know cow's head legs like that.
12:17Bro,
12:17you want to show your puck bunny?
12:19I might have an injury too.
12:22Don't
12:23touch her.
12:24Chill, bro.
12:24I was just joking.
12:25I'm not.
12:26Touch her and you're off my team.
12:28That goes for all of you.
12:30Dude,
12:30what is up with you?
12:31You don't act this way with London.
12:34Wait.
12:36You want her,
12:37don't you?
12:38There's no way my bully has the hots for me.
12:40Or
12:41does he?
12:43Skylar
12:43is public enemy
12:44number one.
12:46She's what stands between us
12:47and the hockey program getting funded.
12:50Anyone touches her
12:51and they're off the team,
12:52including
12:53me.
12:55Get to the ice.
12:56Do some drills.
12:57Now.
12:58But we're supposed to now!
13:05I can't wear this.
13:07This is fat shaming.
13:08It's not even practical.
13:09If I wanted to fat shame you,
13:12I wouldn't have chosen an outfit
13:14that makes you look
13:16hot.
13:17You
13:18think I look hot?
13:19If I have to be subjected
13:21to your presence,
13:24might as well make it a nice view.
13:27But
13:28nothing more than that.
13:31This is supposed to humiliate me.
13:33So why does he look like
13:34he's the one losing control?
13:37Grab that puck
13:38and hand it to me.
13:41I
13:41Don't
13:42Don't
13:42You
13:42You
13:43Don't
13:43You
13:46Don't
13:46You
13:48Don't
13:49Your majesty.
13:50You're staring.
13:51Am I?
13:53If this is your idea for humiliating me,
13:56you might want to work on your technique.
13:58I've got plenty of technique.
14:00The question is,
14:02can you handle it?
14:04I can handle anything from you.
14:06Good.
14:07Because I'm just getting started.
14:09You'll be waiting on me.
14:11And
14:11you'll
14:12make me.
14:21Water.
14:22Now.
14:24You haven't even practiced yet.
14:26Fine.
14:33Get a grip, Skylar.
14:37He may be hot,
14:39but he's the enemy.
14:40Towel.
14:41You have two hands.
14:43Do I?
14:43Because if I'm remembering correctly,
14:45you took one of them out.
14:47So,
14:47unless you want me to tell Principal Harris
14:49that you're not cooperating,
14:50Towel.
14:52Pat my face.
15:02If you think bullying me would hand over the hockey funding,
15:04you're dead wrong.
15:07We'll see about that, Puck Bunny.
15:09In the meantime,
15:11I'll have fun breaking you.
15:12I've been doing everything you've said,
15:14and I'm still standing here.
15:16Then I've got a new task for you.
15:19What?
15:20Your Majesty.
15:23Neil.
15:25Excuse me?
15:26Look,
15:27I may be your assistant,
15:28but if you think that I'm going to-
15:29The tape's loose.
15:30I'm going to need you to fix it
15:31before I can practice.
15:33I don't know how.
15:34We don't use props in figure skating.
15:36Then I'll show you.
15:41Neil.
15:52Grab my stick.
15:59Start here.
16:08Missen.
16:15Skylar?
16:15Yeah.
16:16Missen,
16:17What are you doing?
16:19And why do you look like you want to kiss me?
16:24Do it slower.
16:26I'm doing the best I can.
16:28I'll show you how I want it.
16:38Looks like you're training the Puck Bunny, right?
16:41Gus,
16:41I would never.
16:48Glad to see he's still an asshole.
16:55Why is Mason already practicing?
16:57He's not fully healed.
16:59You're making your shoulder worse.
17:07I didn't ask for your opinion.
17:09You need heat on that or it'll make your shoulder worse.
17:12Are you offering to get me hot?
17:15Incess?
17:16I'm helping you heal so I can finally be done watching you sabotage your athletic career.
17:21Wait.
17:22What the hell does that even mean?
17:24You always fake left.
17:26What?
17:27When you go for the goal, you always fake left.
17:29So, everyone expects you to put right.
17:32It's a tell.
17:33You watch me that closely?
17:34I always notice when someone's good on the ice.
17:37Heat.
17:38Shoulder.
17:39Now.
17:40Now.
18:00What, are you going to help me with the heat or are you too scared to touch me?
18:03Me, but she won't sing this.
18:06Ah, don't move.
18:08You're enjoying this, aren't you?
18:09I'd enjoy it more if you stopped talking.
18:12I know a few things you'd enjoy more.
18:18Josh.
18:19Why?
18:20Are you scared you're going to like hearing me?
18:30What happens next?
18:32Download Real Short.
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