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My Love Touches the Divine | New Movie 2026 #engsub #fullepisode🧲🎬
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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet.
01:34You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:42But, Father, I can't marry Paul. The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride
01:47anymore.
01:48I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here. You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy. Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:03Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too. We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treated me.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a seventy-year-old geez
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:16and as his side piece, not his wife! It's not the same, Michelle!
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:24I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:07Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash.
03:16Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tramp.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:06Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:12He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but to me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here, honey.
04:45I mean my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:06For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:08We're in this ride together.
05:41Oh my god, what the hell just happened?
05:44Where did this insane crystal palaces come from?
05:54Don't sweat the details right now.
06:02Jennifer, my sweet.
06:03It's still our wedding night.
06:05Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:10Absolutely.
06:11Like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:19Trust me.
06:20I'm going to make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:43I'm going to make you the happiest man.
06:47Bye-bye.
06:55Lord Poseidon, sorry to crash the party, but Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth.
06:59The All-Mother needs you for a rescue op, stat!
07:10Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've got to go.
07:13Don't panic, I'll be back in your arms in nine days, tops.
07:33Mother, what the hell happened?
07:35Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever dream?
07:41Poseidon, you're finally awake!
07:44Remember that ancient curse you tripped Bailing Zeus out?
07:48That's what knocked you out cold.
08:06Merciful Seas, the Trident actually accepted you?
08:10Don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal whose head over heels for you.
08:23Spill it! Who is she?
08:26Just a regular mortal girl.
08:29But to me, she's everything.
08:32We're already married, Mother.
08:34If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:39Praise the oceans!
08:41Listen to me, kiddo. Go fetch her right this second.
08:45I am literally dying to meet this girl.
08:49Say less, Mother.
08:51Consider it done.
08:52Hold on, Poseidon. There's a catch.
08:54You've been in that coma for nine whole years.
08:59Which means...
09:00That poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years!
09:05Are you kidding?
09:06I ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years?!
09:09No, this is beyond messed up.
09:10I need to get down there right now.
09:26Oh, too basic.
09:28Go raid the Divine Vault for the golden apples.
09:30I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:34Actually, scratch that.
09:35I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:54It's been nine goddamn years.
09:57How much longer is it going to take for him to show his face again?
10:01Jennifer!
10:01Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?
10:09I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and Father just dumped on me.
10:12I'll get to it!
10:13You brainless cow!
10:14The goddamn stench ruined my dresses!
10:16I let you and your two little bastards crash here!
10:18I feed you, and you can't even handle one basic chore?!
10:21Hey, back the hell off.
10:23This is my house, too.
10:27You have no right to run your mouth at me!
10:29Those brats of yours are just like you!
10:32Ungrateful, blood-sucking parasites!
10:34Mom!
10:37You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses.
10:39Look around!
10:40We're the only ones keeping this damn house from falling apart!
10:46That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do!
10:52Back off!
10:53Don't you dare touch our mother!
10:59You filthy little street rat bastards!
11:01That's what you get for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:04You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth.
11:07Strip them, douse them in ice water, and lock them in the stables.
11:09Sneak them a single crumb, and they'll be hell to pay!
11:15Chill, Mom.
11:16Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus.
11:19Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:22Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage!
11:24We can't keep my big-shot son-in-law waiting!
11:45This is seriously creeping me out.
11:47Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:56Wait!
11:57That era!
11:58The bloodline of the Sea God?
12:00How the hell did it end up here?
12:07Oh, almighty Lord of the Sea, we offer these tributes with the purest intentions.
12:13Bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune.
12:17Stop standing around like idiots!
12:19Your only job right now is to pray to the Sea God to protect Ryan's fleet!
12:24Honestly, letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the Sea God is a massive privilege.
12:30Keep dragging your feet, and I'll assume you're itching for the stables.
12:34Maybe if I pray to the statue, it'll actually bring my husband back safely.
12:42No! Stop!
12:43We cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the Sea God!
12:49Oh, great Sea God, please just let my husband come home soon.
12:53Oh, great Sea God, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:04Oh!
13:21What the actual hell just happened?
13:25Why did the statues just nuke themselves?
13:30Somebody seriously pissed off the Sea God!
13:33His rage just blew those statues to smithogreens!
13:44If the Sea God is throwing a tantrum, anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed!
13:50God damn it!
13:51Who has the absolute stones to piss off the Sea God?
13:54If the ocean slaps a curse on us, our entire cash flow goes down the toilet!
13:59Listen up, people!
14:00It has to be them.
14:01Their filthy bastard bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe.
14:05So it was you, three little rats!
14:07Growl for forgiveness right this minute,
14:09or I swear to God your lives are going to be a waking nightmare!
14:15Son of a bitch!
14:17How dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage!
14:19We're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit!
14:22Keto, ping Lord Poseidon right now!
14:26No!
14:26My kid's blood isn't filthy!
14:28We literally haven't done a single thing wrong,
14:30so why the hell would the Sea God be pissed at us?
14:33This is absolute bullshit!
14:34Shut your mouth, peasant!
14:36Grab them!
14:37Burn them at the stake!
14:38The only way to calm the Sea God's rage is absolute agony!
14:52No!
14:53Stop!
15:03Holy crap, it's Lord Poseidon!
15:09Stand down!
15:19Hold up, did anyone else just hear that?
15:23Damn it, we're too far!
15:25Poseidon can't manifest here!
15:27Just hang on a little longer!
15:28My lady, little ones, you gotta believe me!
15:30He's coming!
15:32Burning the main enough for the Sea God,
15:35he's sending us a sign.
15:38Father, word is the Sea God skins traitors alive,
15:41packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed shells,
15:45turning them into gravel to walk on for eternity.
15:47Father, my kids and I are innocent.
15:50The real sinners are these sick freaks putting their hands on children!
15:53Oh, so the Sea God's pissed at us?
15:56His biggest believers?
15:57Bullshit!
15:58I dump cash and prayers on his altar every year,
16:00while you, you filthy peasant, ain't cocked up shit!
16:03Sip it, Jennifer!
16:04You're a completely lost Oz!
16:08Mom!
16:09Mom!
16:14Look, Jen, I didn't want to get my hands dirty,
16:17but you brought the Sea God's haul down on us.
16:20Skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this.
16:25Back off, you ugly witch!
16:27Don't you dare lay a thing on our mom!
16:30Mom!
16:36You little maggots!
16:38This is what happens when you piss off the Sea God!
16:42You're not dragging our whole family to hell with you!
16:52You dirty little bastards!
16:56Don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you!
17:00No!
17:01Michelle, let go of my kid!
17:04My kid!
17:05I'll take the hit!
17:07Just don't touch them!
17:10Jennifer!
17:11This is your goddamn fault!
17:13If you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat
17:16and pout these bastards,
17:17we wouldn't be in this mess!
17:19No, put this all on me!
17:22Chris and Sophia are good kids!
17:24They're your own flesh and blood!
17:26For God's sake, you can't do this!
17:28Get the hell off me!
17:30I don't have any filthy grandchildren!
17:32What the hell are you brain-dead idiots waiting for?
17:34Getting them alive already!
17:42No!
17:44No!
17:46No!
17:59No!
18:00You must stop. You know the rules. If you manifest in the mortal realm, you break the law of fate.
18:07You'll be wiped from existence.
18:13No! Get your filthy hands off my kids!
18:25Do it like this! Put your backs into it! If you let these little rats slip because you grew a
18:30conscience, I'll sell your asses to the galleys!
18:38I can't stomach this anymore! Even if it vaporizes my soul, I am saving those heirs!
18:48Wait, Samus! I feel the power of the sea god!
19:10Back the hell off!
19:20Look! It's Lord Poseidon's! The boss is actually back!
19:28Jennifer, sweetheart, I'm here. I am so sorry I let you go through this hell.
19:32It's really you? Thank God he actually brought you back to me! Look! This is Chris and Sophia! Our kids!
19:44Dad! We totally knew it was you! You actually came back!
19:49What the hell just happened? Jesus! How'd I end up eating dirt?
19:54Father, forget that look over there! That filthy beggar is back!
19:58Talk! Right now! Who did this? Which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch Jennifer and my
20:06kids?
20:07You don't get to question us! Jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the sea god!
20:12They brought this shit storm on us! As their father, you should be paying for their sins with your life!
20:18Almighty sea god, please forgive us! These four impure wretches aren't part of our family!
20:23Don't lump us in with their sins! I'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage!
20:35You absolute clowns! You keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the sea god without realizing I am
20:43the sea god!
20:59Those loyal brow and第 2 are not websites against
21:00Besidan! Holy crap! He really is the sea god!
21:03Oh great sea God, please forgive us!
21:05Mason and his screwed up family pulled the strings! We're innocent!
21:09Don't buy his bullshit! Open your eyes! It's just a cheap, dark magic trick!
21:14If the real sea god was here, we'd all be dead meat.
21:17He actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god.
21:21If the real god finds out we worship the damn warlock, we're cooked.
21:24We gotta skin this freak and his family alive before anyone finds out.
21:28You arrogant, brain-death mortals.
21:31You tortured my wife and kids.
21:34So now, I'm thing Terrive, I'm bringing down the ocean's wrath.
21:39I'll give you a front-row seat to exactly who you're messing with.
21:49No freaking way.
21:51Is this filthy beggar actually the sea god?
22:01Ha! Look at that!
22:04I totally called it!
22:06This filthy street rat is a complete fraud!
22:16What the hell is happening to my hand?
22:34Wait, why did the sea god statue just blow to pieces?
22:38You brain-dead idiots!
22:40The real sea god is pissed because this peasant is playing dress-up with his name!
22:45Help me pin this bastard down and finish him!
22:49Step on it!
22:50If we don't string them up right now, the sea god is gonna wipe us off the map!
22:53The ocean will swallow us whole!
22:55Freeze!
22:57Look!
22:58He's running on fumes!
22:59Look!
22:59Now's our window to take this Warwick out!
23:02What the hell is going on?
23:05Enough!
23:06I'll let it slide you got played earlier.
23:08But from this second on, if you touch my wife and kids, I'll rain literal hellfire on you!
23:14You gullible morons!
23:16Everyone knows Jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago.
23:20Like the C-Dotted would moo light as a tramp.
23:24Like he'd knock up a slut like Jennifer and just poop into thin air.
23:28I bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic.
23:33Ha ha!
23:35Damn straight.
23:37A true god is untouchable.
23:39You hack this warlock to pieces, and I'll toss you ten gold coins right here, right now.
24:01Un-freaking-believable!
24:04The guy's literally made of steel!
24:10Almighty sea god, please forgive your cluteless blind believers.
24:16You unrepentant mortals!
24:18You actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me?
24:22You vicious brain-dead clowns!
24:26Time to face the music!
24:32Holy crap! He really is the sea god!
24:35We are dead meat!
24:40What just happened? Why am I running on empty?
24:42No.
24:43The coma.
24:44I've burned through all my divine MOGA fighting off that damn curse for nine years.
24:51This damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion!
24:54We need to get the high priest down here to wreck him!
24:57You absolute idiots!
24:59Do you seriously think this washed-up bum is the sea god?
25:03He's just a wicked warlock!
25:05If he was actually Poseidon, he wouldn't be this pathetic!
25:09It's an ancient curse.
25:11I tanked my powers fighting it off. That's why I'm weakened.
25:14You brain-dead sheep!
25:16Only morons swallow a lie that pathetic!
25:19Anyone who sides with this warlock has catched hell when the real god finds out.
25:31Shut the hell up!
25:33Who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea god under my roof?
25:43A little birdie told me some crackpop in here is parading around calling himself the sea god.
25:50Your Holiness, it's this wicked warlock!
25:52He's using dark magic to fake being the sea god and scam our tributes!
25:55High Priest, you're the only hotline to the sea god!
25:59If he was really coming down, he'd have given you a heads up!
26:08I haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea god coming down.
26:12You're just some two-bit sorcerer using cheap magic to play god.
26:17The High Priest is his top servant!
26:20This guy really is just a fraud putting on a cheap magic act!
26:25Make him pay!
26:29Thank God for the High Priest!
26:31We almost bought the scam!
26:34The sea god would have been pissed!
26:36And we'd be dead meat!
26:40What a joke!
26:41I don't have some mortal messenger down here.
26:44He's full of shit!
26:45You arrogant little speck!
26:47Did you really think you could hijack my name without facing my wrath?
26:50You son of a bitch!
26:52How dare you slander me!
26:54I'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you myself!
26:57Oh!
26:58Aw!
26:58Aw!
27:00Aw!
27:03Ugh!
27:03Aw!
27:03Av-o!
27:09Aw!
27:19Aw!
27:20He's too high!
27:24Ugh!
27:29god bullshit impossible yeah that was the sea god's wrath warning me because you spinless
27:37cowards are dragging your feet letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple
27:43oh it was his wrath all right but who do you think called it down listen up defy the sea
27:51god
27:51and you'll get worse than lightning he'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every last traitor straight
27:57to hell ignorant sheep
28:26no freaking way
28:36no freaking way even running on a fraction of my power you bottom feeders couldn't lay a finger
28:42on my family
28:46guys listen there is zero chance he's the sea god since when does a god fall for a random
28:51munal it's a joke he's a cheap warlock hold the line did you idiots forget his orders want to get
28:57swallowed by a tidal wave we're dead meat if you back down but his voodoo is too strong
29:04we can't even dent this freakish water wall bullshit every trick has a loophole hurl every
29:11sharp object we've got something's bound to bust this cheap ass force mailed
29:22dad you just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air
29:27are you actually the sea god
29:30you bet he is sweetie your dad would never lie to you
29:36all right if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo it's time to bring out the big gun
29:44watch and weep warlock
29:46i don't care how strong your mojo is it ain't surviving the sea god's anchor
29:56trident shield jennephy
30:10trident shield jennephy
30:23are you kidding me how did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig who the hell are you
30:31i warned you you absolute fools open your damn eyes this is the trident the ultimate symbol of the
30:37ocean and i am its master poseidon the sea god
30:43the sea god he actually is the sea god sweet jesus what the hell have i done
30:51you've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years just to line your own pockets
30:56that is an unforgivable sin
31:05no almighty sea god mercy william brain masked us we never wanted to hurt your family
31:12lord decided please spare us
31:15jennifer these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell
31:19it's your call how do you want me to finish them
31:22no
31:24jennifer my precious daughter don't do this
31:26you know me i would never truly hurt you
31:28okay i screwed up i admit it but i see the light now we share the same blood we're family
31:35please jennifer don't let him wipe us off the map over a grudge
31:39think of the kids
31:41exactly jennifer my sweet sister
31:44we share the same blood i swear to god i'll never pull this shit again
31:50please get him to break
31:55honey i'm not a monster like them
31:57they still share blood with our kids
32:00i won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in chris and sophia's heads
32:04let's just walk away
32:06i just want a peaceful life
32:29well look at you gorgeous
32:33you must be my boy poseidon's wife
32:35absolutely stunning
32:49mother oh my goodness
32:51and who are these two adorable little monkeys
32:57mother these are the kids jennifer gave me
32:59pretty cute right
33:02grandma
33:02grandma
33:06are you kidding me
33:07nobody told me i hit the absolute jackpot
33:13i packed way too light
33:14but don't worry darlings
33:16grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home
33:23what the actual hell
33:26i've never seen this much gold
33:30one single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet
33:39come along my precious grandbabies
33:42let grandma show you how we do real gifts
34:06take a look kiddos
34:07a little welcome gift from grandma
34:10what do you think
34:12we'd love anything you give us grandma
34:14but there's literally nothing here
34:16ha ha ha ha
34:24wow
34:42this is freaking
34:44Oh, it melts my heart to see you love it.
34:48Thanks a million, Grandma!
34:50Jennifer, my dear, slap on this pearl necklace and you'll literally never age.
34:55This bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease.
34:58And this ring? Calls down lightning on demand.
35:00Just a little welcome to the family starter pack.
35:03No way, Mother! These are priceless! I can't accept them!
35:09Oh my God! I am so, so sorry! I swear it slipped!
35:12Jessica used to beat me black and blue just for breaking a cheap bowl.
35:16Now I've shattered something priceless from the Sea God's mother.
35:19She's gonna skin me alive!
35:21Hey, deep breaths, Jennifer. Relax.
35:24Remember, Mother gave those to you. They're yours now.
35:27You can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy.
35:33Oh, sweetheart, no! This is 100% on me!
35:37I totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic it shatters on impact!
35:41I can't believe I almost gave you a heart attack, bad grandma.
35:44Jennifer, honey, stop walking on eggshells.
35:47Chuck this bling at the wall for fun.
35:49Break it all! Bring fresh batches until you realize you're one of us!
35:53Thank you, Mother.
35:55Hold on, Poseidon. Where's your gift?
35:57This poor girl went through nine years of hell because you face-planted into a coma.
36:01Treat her like royalty or I'll personally kick your ass to the curb.
36:04Mother, chill! I already hooked Jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace.
36:09I just didn't bring it because I was rushing to save her.
36:13I'll grab it the second we can't breath her, babe.
36:18Hold the phone! I brought a little something for my new sister-in-law, too!
36:27Look, I'm really sorry, Jennifer. This whole disaster is basically my fault.
36:31You and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me.
36:34Consider this a my bad care package. A massive dose of raw divine power.
36:38Zeus, you absolute meathead. Did you completely forget?
36:41Jennifer is still 100% human. Her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet.
36:47Ah, crap. My bad, Jennifer. I totally dropped the ball on that one. Brain frat.
36:52Hand it over.
36:55I'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of jewelry for Jennifer to make up for your screw-up.
37:01Jennifer, our wedding down here was pretty bare-spoen and my family missed it.
37:05Let's do a massive blowout. Invite the whole Pantheon to shower you and the kids with blessings.
37:10Sorry, honey. Can we skip the blowout?
37:12Chris, Sophia, and I are literally nobodies. We'd stick out like Serethys partying with actual gods.
37:18I'm just really freaked out. Are they gonna act like Aunt Michelle and beat us up for being trash?
37:23We don't need them. Just you and Dad is enough.
37:29My poor, sweet babies. You've been through the Wrencher.
37:32Listen to Grandma, okay? That nightmare is over.
37:35None of my kids are toxic snobs like that. They'll treat you like absolute royalty.
37:39Damn right. I guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms.
37:42And if you're still spooked, I swear on my life, as long as I'm breathing, nobody lays a finger on
37:47you.
37:47Okay, Besteiden. I trust you.
37:59The wedding dress is the main event, and these mortal rags are tragically basic.
38:05Even top-tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our Jennifer.
38:14Grandma, I brought the wardrobe.
38:23Jennifer, go nuts. Pick out absolutely anything you want.
38:28Up here, we use magic power like cash, and Zeus' apology fund is basically a bottomless black card.
38:35Oh, unreal. It's so insanely soft.
38:42I've been stuck in patched up potato sacks my whole life. I'm actually allowed to wear this?
38:51Obviously. But Zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom-made by yours truly.
39:02Hey Jennifer, look at me. By the almighty ocean.
39:06My beautiful wife, how did you get so breathtakingly gorgeous?
39:10Mom, you look insanely pretty!
39:11I had zero clue you were this stunning, Jennifer, and your kids are adorable.
39:16Look, I whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly. Just rock these around the palace.
39:20This is just... Thank you so, so much. We absolutely love it.
39:26Don't mention it, but hey, Grandma.
39:28Jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones. We need to put some meat on them.
39:32Pesti has actually been cooking up a storm. Pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast just for Jennifer
39:37and the kids.
39:38She even called dibs on catering the wedding.
39:40You guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this. This is way too much.
39:44Jennifer, you've raised two kids solo while getting stomped on by monsters.
39:48Listen to me. You need to seriously carb load.
39:51Damn right. Your health is the only thing I care about. Don't fight us. Just be a good girl and
39:56eat up.
40:02Hey there, Jennifer, come on over. Dig in and let me know what hits the spot.
40:15Awesome! I didn't even know food could taste this freaking good!
40:24Come on, Jennifer. Let your husband pamper you for a second. Say ah.
40:39Come on, Jennifer. Let your husband pamper you for a second. Say ah.
40:45Hope you like the setup, babe. Mother went totally overboard.
40:48If you hate any of it, just say the word. I'll tear it down and start from scratch. No sweat.
40:52Oh, don't even worry about it, honey. I'm obsessed with it.
40:59Jennifer. Mother's got Chris and Sophia for the night, so we've got the place to ourselves.
41:03What do you say we go for baby number three?
41:06Oh, honey, no. Three kids? I'd lose my mind trying to handle all of them.
41:12Babe, you're married to the sea god. Even if we're swamped, my mom and siblings are right next door.
41:17Our kids will never be alone.
41:21Plus, my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth. I'd put her on speed dial.
41:25You wouldn't feel a thing.
41:27All right, all right. You're the boss.
41:48God, Jennifer. You're just as breathtaking as the day we married.
42:02Grandma, where's mom? She's the VIP today. Why is she MIA?
42:08Hold on a minute, kiddo. Let's go track down your dad and figure this out.
42:15Hey, Pesteiden, why the holdup with Jennifer? Did we hit a snag?
42:20Ahem. Well, Jennifer and I didn't get any sleep until the sun came up.
42:24She's dead to the world, so I figured I'd let her rest. I just slipped out.
42:28Freaking believable. The wedding is literally about to start.
42:31Could you really not keep it in your pants for one night?
42:34All right, Mother, chill. I'm going to get her right now.
42:45Holy crap! Poseidon actually let me sleep in? It's our damn wedding day!
42:48I'm going to be so late. I've got to sprint.
42:58Mother playing favorites, as always.
43:01Giving a punk like Poseidon a palace this sick.
43:16I'm real. What's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this?
43:23Hey, gorgeous. Hades, god of the underworld. Ditch this snooze fest and come be my queen.
43:29Yeah, hard pass. Not interested.
43:37Cute. But that's not really your call to make, sweetheart.
43:48Back off!
43:59Hades, what the hell do you think you're doing?
44:06Well, color me shocked.
44:08Who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you?
44:17Hades, if we didn't share a mother, I'd gut you where you stand!
44:26What the hell is going on here?
44:30Hades! How did I raise such a scumbag?
44:33Apologize to Jennifer.
44:35Right now!
44:36My bad, Jennifer. Didn't know who you were. Take half my divine power as a peace offering. It'll make you
44:42completely immortal.
44:43Just let it slide, mother. The wedding's starting. Let's not waste another second on this creep.
44:56In the name of the sea god, I swear Jennifer is my one and only wife. From this day forward,
45:02she shares the full power of the ocean with me.
45:05I swear on my life to be completely faithful to Poseidon until my last breath.
45:21Mom and Dad are gonna live happily ever after with us!
45:40Grandma, Mom only wakes up on time when we're around. We wanna have a sleepover with Mom.
45:49All right, my sweet little angels, let it go. Your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight.
46:02Honey, thank you for giving me such a warm, happy home. This place is everything I've ever dreamed of.
46:12If you know love it here, we'll just put down roots. Honestly, the only things worth a damn back at
46:18my palace are your gifts anyway.
46:20I'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow.
46:34I won't break my promise this time, I swear. Three days tops.
46:40And this little toy boat, if you run into trouble, just crush it and I'll be there in a heartbeat.
46:55And this barrier, unless you say so, it'll bounce every single person trying to get in.
47:03Stay safe out there, honey.
47:07Dad, hurry back so we can play!
47:25This is it! Look at this place!
47:28Hades better not be playing us.
47:30He swore if we pull this off, he'd bring our family's empire back from the dead!
47:36Hell no, he wouldn't.
47:38He's the god of the underworld.
47:41The sea god basically nuked our family!
47:44Lord Hades is our only lifeline!
47:53Over here!
47:55Bet you can't catch us!
47:57Chris, Sophia, slow down! You're gonna eat dirt!
48:00We don't care if we get hurt!
48:02When Dad gets back, he can patch us up in seconds!
48:08You-ho! Jennifer! Come look who's here!
48:12Why the hell is the door locked?
48:15We're your flesh and blood!
48:17Don't tell me you got amnesia already!
48:20Nice try, but that ain't happening!
48:26Son of a bitch!
48:28Hades called it.
48:30The sea god rigged this place with a force field.
48:32Our only play is to guilt-track Jennifer into opening the damn door.
48:36Jennifer, I know you're listening!
48:38Are you brain dead?
48:41We put a roof over your head when you had nothing!
48:45Now we're homeless!
48:47You owe us!
48:55Cut the crap!
48:56You made my life a living hell back then!
48:58Don't act like you did me a favor!
49:01Jennifer, I'm your own flesh and blood!
49:04Are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day?
49:09Your husband is the freaking sea god!
49:11A few table grafts could save our family!
49:14Yeah, Jennifer!
49:15Jennifer!
49:16Just bail us out this once!
49:18Consider it rent for housing you!
49:21We swear we'll never bother you again!
49:25Get a grip, Jennifer.
49:27Stop giving them handouts.
49:30But...
49:31If a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good, maybe it's worth it.
49:40You better keep your word.
49:41Take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again.
49:50Are you really that dense, Jennifer?
49:52I've literally never played it straight with you.
50:05Jennifer!
50:07Those goddamn merchants are psychos!
50:09They robbed us blind, took your gold, and now they want us dead!
50:13Please!
50:14Open the damn door!
50:16Jennifer!
50:17They only went psycho cause you're the sea god's wife.
50:19This is 100% on you!
50:21You can't leave us out here to get butchered!
50:27I'm dead serious, Jennifer!
50:29The merchant and his goons are right on our ass!
50:32If you don't let us in, you're signing our death warrants!
50:35Jennifer, you really gonna watch your father get slaughtered?
50:37Make your mother a widow?
50:39If word gets out she raised a heartless monster, society will destroy her!
51:04How'd you score a pad like this anyway?
51:07Get off your ass and hand this house over to us!
51:09We gave you a place to crash, now you owe us a house!
51:13Do I seriously have to cry for Poseidon to bail me out again?
51:18No, I can't keep dragging him into my messes.
51:28Unreal! Look at this motherlod!
51:30Father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash!
51:35Trash like Jennifer doesn't deserve this!
51:37We do!
51:42Check out this palace!
51:44The bling is nice, but the real estate is the real jackpot!
51:47We gotta get our names on that deed!
51:48You brain-dead idiots! Did you forget Hades orders?
51:51Move your asses!
51:53Chuck that bitch Jennifer out onto the street!
51:58Right! Lord Hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off!
52:01What the heck do you think you're doing?
52:03What the heck do you think you're doing?
52:03When dad finds out, he's gonna wipe the floor with you!
52:06Yeah!
52:07You stupid jerks!
52:09If you touch mom, dad is gonna destroy you!
52:13Give me a break!
52:15Give me a break!
52:15How's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife banged his own brother?
52:19He'll either boot her or drown her ass!
52:25No!
52:26No!
52:26Father, why are you doing this to me?!
52:28No!
52:45Not bad at all!
52:46Like we agree!
52:47I'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome!
52:52You're the best Lord Hades!
52:54Thank you!
52:56Get your hands off her!
53:05Get your hands off her!
53:07Honey!
53:21I gave you your chance Hades!
53:28Jennifer, you were in real danger!
53:31Why didn't you call me?
53:34Honey, I'm so sorry!
53:36I just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate!
53:38I'm just a useless mortal!
53:40I can't keep dragging you down!
53:44Look at me, babe!
53:45We're married!
53:46Nothing in this universe matters more than you!
53:49I already missed nine years!
53:55Come hell or high water, you're never facing anything alone again!
54:02I get it, honey!
54:04I promise!
54:09I'm just saying
54:10I'm not a good one to be!
54:10I...
54:10I'm not a good one!
54:12And as for these psychos...
54:16They've crossed the line too many times!
54:18Even if you want to give them a pass,
54:20I'm going to slaughter every last one of them.
54:23Ooh!
54:29almighty sea god please you've got it all wrong we only broke in because we caught jennifer that
54:35absolute slut hooking up with another guy we were protecting your honor exactly if we hadn't showed
54:43up she'd be all over some other dude honestly you should be thanking us you're all sick in the head
54:49i'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth
54:58oh
55:31Poseidon, you gullible idiot.
55:34I pushed your buttons and you practically hand-delivered your own divine weapon to me.
55:38Did you skip Godhub 101?
55:40If a bonded weapon gets corrupted by a god on my level, the backlash tears the owner apart.
55:49Look, brother, I don't want to end you.
55:52Just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll let you walk.
56:00Come on, Jennifer.
56:02Doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug?
56:07Poseidon, please, get up!
56:09Jennifer, get over here.
56:10Give yourself to me and I'll pull the plug on his torture.
56:15Don't listen to him, Jennifer.
56:19Get over here, Jennifer.
56:21Or I swear, I'm going to erase Poseidon from existence right now.
56:27Don't.
56:28Jennifer, listen to me.
56:30If you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding, get over here.
56:34Right now.
56:36Please, just stop hurting Poseidon.
56:42I'll do it.
56:45I agree to whatever you want.
56:48Poseidon, please take good care of our kids and my mother.
57:08You lay a finger on my woman, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:15Don't�
57:15Don't.
57:16Don't.
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