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I'm Done Being a Yes-Man
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00:00:02Oh, my God.
00:00:03Whew.
00:00:04Um, Stella, can you please fill this car down?
00:00:08You know, according to the California Motor Department, a vehicle...
00:00:10Christ, why'd you bring this fucking loser?
00:00:12He's really killing my vibe.
00:00:13If I don't keep him on a leash, then we don't get his daddy's fancy car.
00:00:16If I flirt, then we get to ride our left with luxury.
00:00:19Savage. God, I love you.
00:00:21No, no, Stella, please.
00:00:26Relax, Enzo. I'm just having a little fun.
00:00:28I thought you liked having fun with me.
00:00:33No, I do. I do.
00:00:35Seriously, it was just...
00:00:36You know, we need to...
00:00:43What did I do?
00:00:44What was that?
00:00:45Did I just kill someone?
00:00:48Oh, wake up.
00:00:50No, no, no, no. You didn't do this.
00:00:53This car is technically in Enzo's name.
00:00:55So, actually, it's on him.
00:00:59No, no, I wasn't the one driving.
00:01:01Yeah?
00:01:01But you let a drunk minor behind the wheel.
00:01:04So this is your fault!
00:01:05No.
00:01:05No, no, no.
00:01:06Enzo, please.
00:01:07You are the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:01:09If you plead guilty, you'll get off with a slap on the wrist.
00:01:14Meanwhile, I am just the daughter of your family's chauffeur.
00:01:17A low-class nobody.
00:01:19They'll take me to jail and then I'll never see you again.
00:01:21Yeah, dude.
00:01:23What kind of man lets a girl take the fall?
00:01:25Enzo, I'm begging you.
00:01:27I know how you feel about me.
00:01:28I'll make it worth your while once you're free and then we can finally be together.
00:01:32How does that sound?
00:01:39Okay, we'll do it.
00:01:42Wait for me.
00:01:43I'll be back, okay?
00:01:44Okay.
00:01:44We have to go.
00:01:48Come on.
00:01:51Wait!
00:01:52Wait!
00:01:53Put your hands in the air!
00:02:00Oh, Stella!
00:02:02Oh my gosh!
00:02:03Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
00:02:06Oh, you finally came to bail me out.
00:02:07I'd love to, but...
00:02:09I don't have the money right now.
00:02:10Hello?
00:02:11Oh, you know what?
00:02:12That's okay.
00:02:13You can just grab my dad's checkbook.
00:02:14Alright?
00:02:16Here it's in the safe.
00:02:18Behind a painting in the closet.
00:02:20The code is 0814.
00:02:23And he's on a business trip, so he shouldn't notice.
00:02:25Perfect.
00:02:27Don't tell anyone about it, alright?
00:02:29The account is linked to my father's trust, which has billions of dollars.
00:02:33So, it's basically a blank checkbook.
00:02:36You don't say.
00:02:40Tony, the code is 0814.
00:02:43Write yourself a check for however much you want.
00:02:45This moron basically said it's a bottomless well.
00:02:49What are you talking about?
00:02:50Stella, what are you doing right now?
00:02:52Don't look at me like that!
00:02:54You offered to help!
00:02:54Because I'd do anything for you.
00:02:56I gave your father a job.
00:02:57I let you both move in with me.
00:03:00I paid you.
00:03:01I fed you.
00:03:02Stella, I'm in love with you.
00:03:07How sweet.
00:03:09But I'd rather die than be caught with a fugly weak nerd like yourself.
00:03:13Your family might be rich, but you're social suicide.
00:03:16So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend your family's fortune with a man of my dreams while you
00:03:21rot in jail.
00:03:23Bye-bye.
00:03:24No!
00:03:24Stella, please.
00:03:25Please, why?
00:03:27Why?
00:03:28Why?
00:03:29Why, Stella?
00:03:31Enzo Quinn, heir to the Quinn fortune, has been found guilty of vehicular manslaughter.
00:03:36Facing a 10-year sentence, Quinn will be held in a juvenile...
00:03:39Enzo!
00:03:41Billy?
00:03:42Give me a second, please.
00:03:43Please give me a second, please.
00:03:45I didn't do it.
00:03:47I didn't do it, okay?
00:03:48You have to blame me.
00:03:48I didn't do it.
00:03:49I know.
00:03:49Of course you didn't.
00:03:51This isn't you.
00:03:51Just give me some time, my dad's a lawyer.
00:03:53I'll figure out a way to get you out.
00:03:57I never even give you the time of day.
00:03:59I was a jerk to you.
00:04:00Why would you help me?
00:04:03Well, when you love someone, you don't need a reason.
00:04:07Here.
00:04:09Just take this, okay?
00:04:12That's enough.
00:04:13Let's go.
00:04:14I'll prove you're innocent, Enzo.
00:04:16I'll leave no stone unturned.
00:04:18I should have noticed you.
00:04:19I should have been there for you.
00:04:20Let's go.
00:04:27That little tramp.
00:04:32What a fucking simp.
00:04:34What should we buy first?
00:04:35A new getaway car?
00:04:36No, we need to be smart about this.
00:04:39That troll Lily's already sniffing around, dead set on freeing her little Romeo.
00:04:43No.
00:04:45Shit.
00:04:45And Enzo already knows.
00:04:47It's us as soon as he tips her off.
00:04:50Then we'll just have to make him disappear.
00:04:52How do we do that?
00:04:55Babe, we have all the money in the world.
00:04:58We'll just pay someone to do it.
00:05:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:04Please, please.
00:05:05No, no, no, no.
00:05:08Stella, send her regards.
00:05:27I'm so sorry, Lily.
00:05:29If I could go back in time, I would cherish every moment with you.
00:05:34And I would make Stella pay.
00:06:00You will.
00:06:02Are you?
00:06:02Echo, are you all right?
00:06:07Will?
00:06:11Hi!
00:06:12Oh!
00:06:13Oh!
00:06:14Oh, thank god it's you.
00:06:15Oh, that must have been a dream.
00:06:19Are you feeling okay?
00:06:20You just fainted while we were studying.
00:06:22Studying?
00:06:35Enzo, what's wrong?
00:06:38Why are they still practicing the season out of October 30th?
00:06:41It's the 30th of August. The season just started. Is everything okay?
00:06:50Holy shit! Did this thing take me back in time?
00:07:03There's no blood, no scar. I've been given another chance to make things right.
00:07:09What the hell, Tony? You could have broken his nose.
00:07:11Oh, chill out. Come on, I barely tapped him. Besides, the broken nose would only improve his face.
00:07:17I'm fine, Lily. I'm fine.
00:07:18You know, maybe you'd actually win if you learned how to throw.
00:07:21Enzo, what did you just say, you PBS-looking bitch?
00:07:28Stella, I think these bottom feeders forgot their place.
00:07:31No, they know where they stand on the food chain.
00:07:34Enzo, go get Tony a soda.
00:07:38Stella, send your regards.
00:07:42I'll never forget this narcissistic bitch destroyed my life and tried to end it.
00:07:46After all I've done for her, all the gifts and money, a room in my family's mansion, she took me
00:07:52for granted.
00:07:54But now, if I can get revenge.
00:07:58Stella, is your little lapdog going to obey?
00:08:00What?
00:08:01No, he's literally obsessed with me.
00:08:03He does whatever I say.
00:08:05Watch.
00:08:07Enzo, forget about Tony.
00:08:09Why don't you look at me a soda?
00:08:11It's so hot out here, and is it anything I wouldn't do for a drink?
00:08:16Sure.
00:08:18Stella, anything for you.
00:08:20Whoa, you've got him completely wrapped around your finger.
00:08:23You've never seen a guy so down bad before.
00:08:25I know, he's so cringe.
00:08:26He's one step away from getting Stella tattooed on his forehead.
00:08:30I give his life purpose.
00:08:31I consider him a charity case.
00:08:33Shh.
00:08:34He's coming back.
00:08:34He's practically drooling like a dog.
00:08:36Careful, he may start oomping your leg.
00:08:39What took you so long?
00:08:41No wonder you're not on the football team.
00:08:46Give it to me.
00:08:53Here.
00:08:55Must be thirsty.
00:08:59Here.
00:09:00Must be thirsty.
00:09:02Thanks, Enzo.
00:09:03Whoa, I think your doormat's going a pair of balls.
00:09:07Stella, you gonna let him play you like that?
00:09:09What are you doing?
00:09:10That was for me.
00:09:11No, I actually bought it with my own money, so I can give it to whoever I want.
00:09:14Are you on your last brain cell?
00:09:16Who do you think you're talking to?
00:09:18Who do you think you're talking to?
00:09:19Hmm?
00:09:20Or did you forget my family's name, because you were singing an awfully different tune
00:09:24when you begged my dad to write you that college recommendation letter?
00:09:28Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?
00:09:32What are you doing with the college recommendation letter from his dad?
00:09:36Oh, is that what she said?
00:09:38Fine.
00:09:39Why don't I just call my driver and let everyone know who's really the child of a servant?
00:09:43Or how about I stick my fist down your throat for being such a jackass?
00:09:46Hey, leave him alone.
00:09:48Aw, they're protecting each other.
00:09:51Just like stray dogs at the pound.
00:09:54Tony, save your energy.
00:09:56Just let me talk to him.
00:10:02Listen, I don't know if this is because of Tony or what, but if you expose me, I'll never speak
00:10:07to you again.
00:10:07And I know how you really feel about me, so do you really want to jeopardize us?
00:10:13Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:10:16Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:10:20I can't just cut her off now.
00:10:22If I want her to suffer like she made me suffer, I need to draw this out.
00:10:28You're right.
00:10:30I'm just jealous because I'm madly in love with you.
00:10:35I knew it.
00:10:36You never could resist me.
00:10:38This isn't how to get my attention.
00:10:40I like the soft boy who obeys my every command.
00:10:44Think you can do that?
00:10:47Of course.
00:10:49Good.
00:10:49Now, if you just buy me new pom-poms and pick up my drive cleaning and wax my Cadillac, then
00:10:55maybe I'll forgive you.
00:11:00And fuck it up.
00:11:01She'll make you lick her shoes.
00:11:03Aw, you're just feeling his wet dreams.
00:11:06Guys, we've wasted enough time with these losers.
00:11:09I'm going to get a jinx on the big game.
00:11:10Oh, speaking of, we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria.
00:11:14My treat.
00:11:15Every meal there's like $200.
00:11:17You want, like that's expensive?
00:11:19Invite everybody.
00:11:20Let's make it a party.
00:11:22Except for you two because they have a dress code.
00:11:26I don't think you'd get in.
00:11:35Stella's such a snake.
00:11:36After everything you've done for her, she's going to humiliate you for being her servant's son.
00:11:43Sorry.
00:11:44I shouldn't have said anything.
00:11:46I know you like her.
00:11:51Nope.
00:11:53She means nothing to me now.
00:11:59I've never realized that you're always by my side and I will never ignore you again.
00:12:06Did you mean it?
00:12:08I promise.
00:12:11Let's go.
00:12:15Lily!
00:12:17Hey!
00:12:19How many times have I just had this mouth breather?
00:12:21I don't drink milk.
00:12:22Why would I care about that?
00:12:24I got this tray for Lily.
00:12:26Are you just making me jealous?
00:12:27This is payback for Tony?
00:12:29Definitely payback of some kind.
00:12:30He's just like a lap dog, just begging for her crumbs.
00:12:33I could have any guy that I want.
00:12:36You should feel lucky to have the privilege of getting my lunch.
00:12:39Oh yeah?
00:12:39Yeah, I'm sure all these guys line up for you.
00:12:42Around that street corner where you work.
00:12:45You want to say that again?
00:12:53You guys, come on.
00:12:54Stop.
00:12:55It's going too far.
00:12:57If you don't want to end up like your freak friend, I suggest you keep your trap shut.
00:13:01All right, guys.
00:13:01Bring your leftovers over here.
00:13:03I'm worried this beta cuck doesn't get enough to eat at night.
00:13:08Tony, come on.
00:13:09Stop it.
00:13:10What's the matter?
00:13:10I strike a nerve?
00:13:15This little lap dog can bite, huh?
00:13:17Get him, Tony.
00:13:18I'll pay for his medical bill later.
00:13:25There's a limit to my patience.
00:13:27Tony, people are watching.
00:13:29Watch it.
00:13:36What are you, some kind of fucking edgelord now?
00:13:38Come on then, fight back.
00:13:40You're a pussy, a nobody, bitch son of a broke servant.
00:13:47Oh, fuck!
00:13:49If you think fighting's going to get my attention, you're pathetic.
00:13:52Oh no, I am not fighting for you.
00:13:55Hey, what is going on here?
00:13:57Enzo, you're bleeding.
00:13:59Enzo, you're bleeding.
00:14:00I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:14:01Principal Harris, Enzo started it.
00:14:03It's his fault.
00:14:04I don't care who started it.
00:14:05All involved will be punished.
00:14:08Including you, little miss.
00:14:10Stella Quinn.
00:14:12As in, heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:14:15You know, the family that funded the Bright Star Education Foundation.
00:14:19You mean, your family is the anonymous donor that gave $100 million to the school?
00:14:24Yep, I am.
00:14:25If that little simp wants to marry me so bad, he won't mind if I take his family's name early.
00:14:31That two-faced bitch.
00:14:33Now she's just blatantly stealing my identity.
00:14:36Fine.
00:14:37She can dig herself into a pit of lies.
00:14:39It'll feel even better to watch her fall.
00:14:42Principal Harris, I trust you'll deal with this matter accordingly.
00:14:48Listen, young man.
00:14:49This is grounds for expulsion.
00:14:51I'm going to call your parents right now.
00:14:52He didn't do anything.
00:14:53No, no, no, no, Lily.
00:14:54This is unacceptable.
00:14:56You're right.
00:14:57We should call all our parents involved right now and settle this mess.
00:15:00Yeah, call Stella's family while you're at it.
00:15:02I'm sure they'd want to know why their own servant's son is picking fights with their daughter.
00:15:07Nice one, Enzo.
00:15:08How are you going to get your family thrown out on the streets?
00:15:10That's okay.
00:15:11They're used to tents and park benches.
00:15:13No, why don't I just call my dad right now to smooth things over?
00:15:18If Enzo's dad comes, I'm ruined.
00:15:20Everyone will know I'm not the real heir.
00:15:22I can't let that happen.
00:15:24I'll save you the suffering.
00:15:26If you apologize in front of everyone, I'll forgive you for this little misstep.
00:15:30Stella, why are you acting nervous?
00:15:32Isn't he the son of your servant?
00:15:34Stella, make this punk suffer.
00:15:37Enzo knows what he did wrong, and my family taught me to give everyone a second chance.
00:15:43No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:15:44I have not learned my lesson.
00:15:46You should get my dad here immediately to settle this.
00:15:49Can you just drop it?
00:15:50Stop playing this out just to get my attention.
00:15:53I'm going to leave before you say anything else to risk your family's livelihood.
00:15:57I'm sorry.
00:16:00Come on.
00:16:02You okay?
00:16:03Do you need a second?
00:16:04I'm fine.
00:16:04You okay?
00:16:05Yeah.
00:16:06The cracks in her stories are already starting to show.
00:16:12Yo, look at that beauty.
00:16:13Sex on wheels.
00:16:15I think that's Stella's chauffeur's car.
00:16:17I've seen her get in it before.
00:16:18If I had a car like that, maybe Tony would notice me.
00:16:21Okay, if you're that desperate, then...
00:16:25I might know a guy.
00:16:29Hey, unlock the door, man.
00:16:34Hey!
00:16:36Kevin, what are you doing, man?
00:16:37I said, unlock the door.
00:16:41I don't have time to drive you home today.
00:16:44I promised my daughter I'd drive her and Tony around.
00:16:47Hey!
00:16:48Hey!
00:16:48No, excuse me.
00:16:49Man, I pay your salary, not Stella.
00:16:52Watch your tone, kid.
00:16:53I know you've been pining after my daughter.
00:16:56You want to get with her.
00:16:58I'd say it's in your best interest to keep your future father-in-law happy.
00:17:02Besides, you two seem more suited for the bus, if anyone.
00:17:08Kevin!
00:17:08What?
00:17:09I'm not messing around.
00:17:10Open the door.
00:17:11God, he's shameless.
00:17:13Hey, guys.
00:17:14You wanted to meet Stella's father, right?
00:17:16Here he is.
00:17:17A penniless fucking driver.
00:17:18Keep bluffing.
00:17:20We all know you're going to start wagging your tail to mom.
00:17:22And Stella shows up.
00:17:24Oh, yeah, right.
00:17:25I totally forgot.
00:17:26I'm so madly in love with her.
00:17:27I'm so madly in love with her.
00:17:30That's right.
00:17:31No matter how rich you are, as long as you keep groveling at my daughter's feet,
00:17:36she'll eventually replace you as the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:17:42Yeah, I forgot.
00:17:43I'm so madly in love with her.
00:17:48Kevin, I'll say this one more time.
00:17:50Open this door, or I'd be happy to call my father that you don't know who the big boss
00:17:56is, okay?
00:17:57Everyone is replaceable.
00:17:59What's up with this kid today?
00:18:00He's got more attitude than usual.
00:18:03Great timing, Stella.
00:18:04Your stalker and his raggedy girlfriend were trying to hitch a ride.
00:18:08Well, here comes Stella.
00:18:10She can teach this sucker a lesson.
00:18:12Oh, no.
00:18:13It looks like we don't have room for you guys today.
00:18:16Oh, since I'm so giving, here's some bus fare.
00:18:23You know, Stella, I really underestimated you.
00:18:25How did a girl with nothing become such a spoiled brat?
00:18:28You want a repeat of the cafeteria, buddy?
00:18:30Seriously, Enzo?
00:18:31Enzo, I just forgave you for what happened earlier.
00:18:34If this is your big attempt at getting my attention, newsflash, Enzo, I'm not going to fall for
00:18:40your little tantrum.
00:18:41Oh, yeah?
00:18:41Let's see who really throws a tantrum when they find out who owns the car, huh?
00:18:45Tony, open the door.
00:18:49Have fun with your fugly church mouse, busboy.
00:18:55Open the door!
00:18:59It's fine, I can make my own way home, it's fine.
00:19:01No!
00:19:02From now on, I'm going to start taking care of you, okay?
00:19:05Beginning with this.
00:19:12Dad, it's time to exterminate some pests.
00:19:15Dude, you can stop pretending, man.
00:19:17They're already gone.
00:19:18You and your little virgin friend can go hurry up before you miss the bus.
00:19:22God, Lily, are you brain dead?
00:19:24Or really just that desperate?
00:19:25You'd choose this reject over a whole school of guys.
00:19:29Come on, Lily, stop.
00:19:30Aw, look at the meant for each other.
00:19:33Like bacneum body odor.
00:19:36Keep laughing, guys.
00:19:38Any moment now, you're going to find out who's really the heir to the Queen Corporation.
00:19:40Stop pretending, man.
00:19:42We all know that Stella's keeping your bargain bin family afloat because of her bleeding heart.
00:19:47What a moron.
00:19:49If you just kept kissing the ground she walked on like a good little simp,
00:19:52she'd continue to pay your way.
00:19:53Aw, instead you went and spazzed out.
00:19:56And you'll have to live with that guilt and humiliation.
00:19:59The only person who's going to regret anything today will be Stella.
00:20:04Just you wait.
00:20:06Watch.
00:20:07That car will be turning around in three.
00:20:10Let's stay back.
00:20:11I want to watch this blow up in his face.
00:20:14Two.
00:20:14Dude's really committed to the bit.
00:20:16One.
00:20:24They really came back?
00:20:34I apologize for my poor attitude earlier, sir.
00:20:37Oh, here.
00:20:38Please.
00:20:38Let me help you with that.
00:20:39Yeah.
00:20:40Ugh.
00:20:42Why did Stella allow her servant's son to use her car?
00:20:47All right.
00:20:48Come on, Lily.
00:20:49I know, and why is the driver acting like the simp's the boss?
00:20:56Did you really have to report me to your father?
00:20:59You're never going to get Stella to keep acting like a petty bitch.
00:21:03If you have a problem with the way I handled things, I can help you resign, Kevin.
00:21:08No.
00:21:09That won't be necessary, sir.
00:21:11I just felt so bad for him.
00:21:14I mean, you know what a ride like that means to a charity case like him?
00:21:21Let's see how long you can keep up this little heiress routine without a penny to your name.
00:21:26Oh!
00:21:27Almost forgot.
00:21:31For the bus ride.
00:21:33Ho!
00:21:34Oh, you scrawny, ungrateful piece of shit!
00:21:38Stella treated you with pity!
00:21:39Can you treat her like that?
00:21:43Come out here and fight me like a man!
00:21:46Tony, save your energy.
00:21:48A commoner like that wouldn't know class if it slapped him in the face.
00:21:51She thinks she has me whipped.
00:21:53But she's about to learn who's really on the leash.
00:22:00What's been with that little punk lately?
00:22:02He's been talking back to you.
00:22:03He's probably just jealous because you've been hanging around.
00:22:05No, I think it's because you're too nice to him.
00:22:08You really can't indulge people like that.
00:22:10They'll just stab you in the back.
00:22:13So this is how you want to play it, Enzo?
00:22:15I don't care if you kiss my feet and shower me in gifts.
00:22:18You're dead to me.
00:22:30There you go.
00:22:31Thanks.
00:22:32Nice house.
00:22:34Yeah, thank you.
00:22:35Yeah, that's great.
00:22:39Wow.
00:22:40I've never had a guy take me home before, but I'm just really happy that it was you.
00:22:46Um, my birthday is this Friday and I was wondering if maybe you'd want to celebrate with me?
00:22:53That's right.
00:22:55Lily and Stella have the same birthday.
00:22:57I always threw Stella the biggest parties money could buy.
00:22:59So no one was around to celebrate Lily's.
00:23:02Yes.
00:23:03Of course.
00:23:04Lily, I am never missing your birthday again.
00:23:07You can count on that.
00:23:13See you later, okay?
00:23:34You're a little lagged today.
00:23:36Almost cost me my job.
00:23:38You really want to make it harder to win over Stella?
00:23:40The only reason you're even still employed, Kevin, was because you were my father's trusted chauffeur for the past 10
00:23:46years.
00:23:47And I really don't give a shit what Stella thinks.
00:23:52Good luck locking her down with this petty bullshit.
00:23:55Petty?
00:23:59You live in a mansion with your daughter and make more than all the other employees, Kevin.
00:24:05I could make your life go away like that.
00:24:08All right?
00:24:09So shut your mouth and put the foot on the gas.
00:24:14Yes, sir.
00:24:17If he's starting to lose interest and Stella's got to get him back, we deserve to be in the Quinn
00:24:23family, one way or another.
00:24:31Good afternoon there, Enzo.
00:24:33May I take your bag?
00:24:34Sure.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:35Thank you so much.
00:24:40How's your day, May?
00:24:41Very well, thank you, sir.
00:24:42Yes.
00:24:44Oh, May.
00:24:44So I was thinking, this Friday night, I would love to host an extravagant birthday party at the mansion for
00:24:50a very special girl.
00:24:52Do you think we could contact Mr. Blake, the former White House event planner, to get everything organized?
00:24:58Of course, sir.
00:25:00And I hope you're hungry.
00:25:02Your father had top-grade carbonara shrimp flown in from Spain.
00:25:05The chef is preparing it now, and it will be ready right after your bath.
00:25:10Oh, May.
00:25:11You're the greatest.
00:25:12Thank you so much.
00:25:14I'll see you later.
00:25:17Look at that little creep, pretending like he's moved on from Stella.
00:25:22Still throwing a fancy birthday party for her.
00:25:24As long as she keeps his interest, we'll be married to the quid fortune in no time.
00:25:37Take whatever you want.
00:25:39It's not that expensive anyway.
00:25:41What?
00:25:41These are all designer brand, limited edition.
00:25:45Any one of these could be tens of thousands of dollars.
00:25:48And this is Brady's original battle jersey.
00:25:52This thing's a certified relic.
00:25:54Keep it.
00:25:55My family can just buy more if we want to.
00:25:57Whatever I want, I get.
00:25:59You're so lucky.
00:26:00Sometimes I question the taste of old rich people.
00:26:03Like, this is so hideous, even my own grandmother wouldn't wear it.
00:26:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:26:09No, who said you could touch that?
00:26:10That heirloom was worth more than your life.
00:26:12Put it back.
00:26:13Put all of this back.
00:26:14Don't be such a buzzkill, Enzo.
00:26:16These are my guests.
00:26:17No, Stella.
00:26:18They're your freaking mindless drones chasing after your fake fortune.
00:26:21You have no right to bring them into my parents' bedroom.
00:26:23You shouldn't even be here.
00:26:24What are you talking about?
00:26:26This is Stella's family mansion?
00:26:28You're lucky they even let you stay here.
00:26:31Who even let you into this wing?
00:26:32Don't you have some tanky servants' quarters to get back to?
00:26:36You know, Stella, I'm just going to give you one chance
00:26:39to just come clean right now and tell everyone the truth,
00:26:42or you and your dad are going to have to find somewhere else to live.
00:26:44What's it going to be?
00:26:48Stop being so immature.
00:26:50I know that you're doing all of this because you're jealous of Tony.
00:26:54Stella, you want me to take care of this poser?
00:26:56Oh, you've got to be fucking joking, Stella.
00:26:59You let him wear my jersey?
00:27:00No, take it off now.
00:27:02Be real.
00:27:03Both you and I know you can never afford this jersey.
00:27:07Stella bought it for you out of pity.
00:27:08You're a walking charity kid.
00:27:11Jesus.
00:27:11Oh, yeah, why don't I just find the certificate of authenticity
00:27:14and we can see who the ownership's of?
00:27:16Can you not be such a fucking spaz for one night, Enzo?
00:27:19It's just a dirty old jersey.
00:27:21What's the matter if he wears it?
00:27:22Stella, that dirty old jersey is the same jersey Tom Brady wore
00:27:25when he won his first Super Bowl.
00:27:26It's not nothing.
00:27:28And if you want me to like you, you'll let him wear it?
00:27:33Ugh, Enzo, can you just stop killing the vibe?
00:27:36We all know you're acting out because you're just Stella.
00:27:38You're lucky Stella's so patient with you.
00:27:41I would have had the cops cart you off ages ago
00:27:43with your creepy-ass Norman Bates act.
00:27:49Yeah, that's great.
00:27:51I said take it off.
00:27:52Enzo, stop.
00:27:54It's okay, babe.
00:27:56The kid wants to play?
00:27:57We can play.
00:28:14That's right.
00:28:15Come on, get up.
00:28:16Yeah, see what happens.
00:28:18Give me a reason to beat your ass.
00:28:20Beat your fucking face, motherfucker.
00:28:22Don't hurt me.
00:28:24Oh my God.
00:28:25Enzo, oh my God.
00:28:27Get off of Tony, you freak.
00:28:31What the hell is going on in here?
00:28:32Dad, hurry up and kick Enzo out.
00:28:34He's acting like a savage.
00:28:36Wait, did you just call the chauffeur dad?
00:28:40No, I...
00:28:41Did I hear that right?
00:28:42The chauffeur's your dad?
00:28:44Well, Stella, you want to tell the truth?
00:28:46This nerd is like he's a completely different person now.
00:28:49Get off of me!
00:28:52Are you guys crazy?
00:28:54Stella is the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:28:56How could her father be a useless nobody?
00:28:59Right, Stella?
00:29:02Duh.
00:29:03If my father was some broke-ass chauffeur,
00:29:05I would literally throw myself off a cliff.
00:29:07And hey, this isn't even about me.
00:29:09Enzo's the one acting like a total psycho.
00:29:12She might be pushing the kid too far.
00:29:15I can't lose this job.
00:29:17It's getting late, Miss Stella.
00:29:19Maybe I should take your friends home?
00:29:21Why?
00:29:22We're just starting to have fun.
00:29:26Fine.
00:29:28Guys, my driver will take you home.
00:29:30We'll hang another time.
00:29:31What?
00:29:31Stella, why are you listening to him?
00:29:34I'm not.
00:29:35I just remembered I have a test tomorrow.
00:29:37I have to study.
00:29:40All right.
00:29:41Let's bounce.
00:29:45Aren't you forgetting something?
00:29:47Guys, leave the stuff.
00:30:11Kevin, I'm so happy you've made yourself so comfortable in my father's seat eating my dinner.
00:30:17Stop the attitude, kid.
00:30:20I drive your ass on every day.
00:30:22You think that's not exhausting?
00:30:24Can I just sit down and eat something?
00:30:26I'm sorry.
00:30:28Kevin, do you see any of the other help doing what you're doing right now?
00:30:33Or is this just what you do to make yourself feel like a big man?
00:30:37Hmm?
00:30:38Because guess what?
00:30:39This house, that food, your car, all of it belongs to my dad.
00:30:44And I am sick of watching you take advantage of our name and generosity.
00:30:48Yes!
00:30:50Everyone is gone.
00:30:52Can you drop the act?
00:30:53I'm having my share.
00:30:54And Stella will have hers, just like any other night.
00:30:57And if there's anything left, feel free to have our scraps.
00:31:02Mm-hmm.
00:31:04May, can you come get our top masseuse to come and give me a rubdown?
00:31:07And while you're at it, can you get that pastry guy from the Tokyo Ritz to send over those buns
00:31:11with the gold leaf on top?
00:31:13Warmth.
00:31:14I can't believe this is the woman I thought I loved.
00:31:21May, are you fucking deaf or dumb?
00:31:24Move your fugly feet and get out of here!
00:31:27Sweetheart, long day, huh?
00:31:30Go on.
00:31:31Carbonero, strip.
00:31:33Oh, Spain.
00:31:34So amazing.
00:31:36What are you still doing here?
00:31:38God, am I speaking Latin over here?
00:31:41Get moving or I'll get you fired!
00:31:44Yes, miss.
00:31:45No.
00:31:46No, no, no, May.
00:31:47You don't work for these people.
00:31:48And so, I've dealt with your bullshit all day.
00:31:53You're not going to win me back by acting like a total dickhead to us.
00:31:56Show some respect.
00:31:58Respect.
00:32:00Okay.
00:32:01Your father is a penniless driver that sits around here like a gluttonous oath,
00:32:06and you are just his spoiled brat daughter drooling over an ounce of my fortune.
00:32:12I have more respect for a sewer rat than I do either of you.
00:32:17Let me tell you something.
00:32:19This whole push-pull thing you got going on isn't going to work.
00:32:22It's really starting to piss me off.
00:32:24And so, Stella's a straightforward girl.
00:32:27She doesn't like these mind games.
00:32:29If you want her to like you, just treat her well.
00:32:33It's too late.
00:32:34I only hung out with this dweeb because I felt sorry for him.
00:32:36But clearly, that went to his head.
00:32:39Maybe I should punish his sorry ass and ignore him until he learns his lesson.
00:32:44Remember, Enzo, you can't live without me.
00:32:49Really?
00:32:54You are decked out in thousands of dollars worth of pajamas and masks, all from my mom.
00:33:01And you think that I can't live without you?
00:33:05Ghost me all you want, Stella.
00:33:08I don't give a shit.
00:33:11I don't give a shit.
00:33:14What is your damage?
00:33:16You're acting more like a stuck-up bitch than a man.
00:33:18I didn't expect you, the mighty heir to the Quint Corp, to be such a cheapskate.
00:33:23We're only eating your food and using your things because we thought that you were offering them to us out
00:33:30of your generosity.
00:33:32Generosity?
00:33:33Please, Dad.
00:33:34He only gave us those things because he wanted to get in my pants.
00:33:37And now what?
00:33:39Because Tony and I got close, you want to take it out on us?
00:33:41Let's go, Dad.
00:33:44Just looking at him makes me sick.
00:33:58Sir, are you okay?
00:34:04May I want you to take everything I've touched?
00:34:07The pajamas, the couches, even the goddamn utensils.
00:34:12Throw it all out.
00:34:13It is tainted.
00:34:15Yes, sir.
00:34:17From now on, they are not to use a single thing that the Quint family owns.
00:34:22No more VIP treatment.
00:34:24No more fine dining.
00:34:26No more using my family's name to take advantage of me, okay?
00:34:30Let them see how it feels to be controlled.
00:34:36And so he's been pissing me off lately, Dad.
00:34:39I don't know how much longer I can put up with.
00:34:41Easy.
00:34:42He's just trying to get your attention.
00:34:44But you still got him eating out of the palm of your hand.
00:34:47What do you mean?
00:34:48I heard him.
00:34:49They'll made me to contact the former White House event planner for a huge party this Friday night.
00:34:54So he's obviously planning your big birthday bash.
00:34:58That's why he's been acting so weird lately.
00:35:01I knew he wasn't over me.
00:35:02But you can't let him forget who's in charge.
00:35:07Don't worry.
00:35:08When I'm done with him, I'll have him at my feet, obeying my every word.
00:35:16Hey, Kevin, I want you to pick up Lily first, then head to school.
00:35:23Oh my God.
00:35:26Dad, we're going to pick up Tony as usual.
00:35:28Let's go.
00:35:29Got it.
00:35:29Tony first, then off to school.
00:35:31Stop the car.
00:35:33What is your problem?
00:35:35Kevin, do we have a misunderstanding?
00:35:38Did I say to pick up Lily or Tony first?
00:35:41Because last time I checked, it's my family's car and we pay to go where we want.
00:35:46Come on, Enzo, let's not start the morning off like this.
00:35:50We always pick up Tony and then...
00:35:52No, we always do what your daughter says.
00:35:53And today, I am ordering you to pick up Lily and Tony can fuck off.
00:35:59And if you have a problem with that, I'd be happy to speak to my father about your employment.
00:36:03Seriously, Lily, again?
00:36:06If you think dragging that waste of space into this is going to make me jealous, you clearly haven't seen
00:36:12us side by side.
00:36:13She's a troll.
00:36:15A granny in hand-me-downs.
00:36:17Okay.
00:36:18You know what?
00:36:19I really don't feel like sharing my car today with an egotistical tramp like you.
00:36:24Excuse me?
00:36:25Oh, do you need your dad to open the door for you or no?
00:36:30You lost any chance you had with me?
00:36:33I hope you know that.
00:36:34And you never had a chance.
00:36:38Kevin, starting today, this is a private ride just for me and the people I approve.
00:36:43And if you have a problem with that, you can join your daughter on the street.
00:36:54Let's go see Lily.
00:37:02You're a fucking asshole, Enzo!
00:37:04Oh, you're going to be the goddamn joke of the school!
00:37:06I am so done with you!
00:37:27Enzo!
00:37:28Dude!
00:37:31Absolutely no chill.
00:37:33We all heard that you're such a creep to Stella that she couldn't even ride in the same car as
00:37:37you!
00:37:40Creep?
00:37:41Nah, man.
00:37:42I actually kicked her out of my car.
00:37:44But I'll do whatever the hell I want and it's none of your business.
00:37:47Christ!
00:37:48You're just a pathological liar!
00:37:51We all know that you're just a son of Stella's servant.
00:37:57God, Ben, quit poking the bear.
00:37:59The last thing I need is to end up freaking out and blowing my cover.
00:38:03So how about...
00:38:05You go apologize to Stella and lay off.
00:38:11Ben, you don't want to get expelled for this freak.
00:38:13I don't want to take a drink.
00:38:25Babe, why do you keep sticking up for him if he's being an ass?
00:38:29I mean, he's your servant's son, right?
00:38:33You don't want people getting the wrong idea like he's the Quinn heir.
00:38:37Please, if it weren't for me, his family wouldn't have food on the table.
00:38:40I'm just being generous.
00:38:48You're too sweet, babe.
00:38:50Speaking of that scholarship you mentioned, how's that coming along?
00:38:55Well, the school only gives scholarships to the top student and...
00:38:58You know how it's the highest GPA.
00:39:02But if I tell him to hand it over, then he'll do it.
00:39:05Do you really think he'll agree?
00:39:07I mean, he's been acting like a little bitch lately, but he's still obsessed with me.
00:39:11If I ask him, he'll do it.
00:39:19All right, everyone.
00:39:21Your exams are in.
00:39:23Some of you could have done a bit more studying.
00:39:26But others really went above and beyond.
00:39:28I hope you don't mind me singling you out like this, Enzo.
00:39:31But you really knocked it out of the park.
00:39:35105% with extra points on the bonus question?
00:39:40He always says this, and messes up the curve every time.
00:39:43Teacher's pet.
00:39:44I know, he's a know-it-all.
00:39:45You need to be smart when you're poor and a loser.
00:39:49I'm really proud to announce that you earned the academic scholarship yet another year.
00:39:54Unless, of course, you plan on passing it up again like last time.
00:39:59Miss James, since Enzo doesn't need the scholarship, I think that we should give it to our football captain, Tony
00:40:05Whitman.
00:40:10I'm sorry.
00:40:11Stella, why would I not need a scholarship?
00:40:13I'm just the son of a lowly servant.
00:40:16Yeah, but we all know the Quins pay for everything you own.
00:40:19Like their own little personal charity case.
00:40:21Exactly.
00:40:22Around Stella, it's all, yes ma'am, no ma'am.
00:40:26We all know you're just simping up to their family so they pay for your college.
00:40:31Enzo, what do you say?
00:40:32Are you going to be passing it up again this year?
00:40:38Enzo, are you going to be passing it up again this year?
00:40:48Miss James, I'm going to take it.
00:40:50What the hell, Enzo?
00:40:52I told you, we're giving that scholarship to Tony.
00:40:54Oh, sorry, if you want to talk to someone, you should probably decide on someone who cares.
00:40:59Yo, she feeds you, she clothes you, she lets you ride in her luxury cars.
00:41:04How are you going to gas yourself up like you're not some pathetic little leech?
00:41:07Tony actually works for what he has.
00:41:09He's not some clout chasing bot.
00:41:11You're not even worthy of spit shining his shoes.
00:41:13Oh yeah, if you worked so hard, why didn't you win it?
00:41:16Hmm?
00:41:17I don't know.
00:41:18Sounds like Stella won her boy toy on some pretty empty premises.
00:41:24All right, all right, let's settle down everyone, settle down.
00:41:27Stella, get back to your seat.
00:41:29Miss James, if you say anything else, I'll call my daddy and cut the funding to your department.
00:41:34Enzo, I told you we're giving that scholarship to Tony, so just...
00:41:41Why don't you just give that scholarship to Tony and we can forget about all the little arguments we've been
00:41:46having?
00:41:47We can go back to how things were.
00:41:49Wouldn't that be nice?
00:41:53Oh, Stella, if only you knew how ironic that question is.
00:41:57No, okay?
00:41:58I do not want to go back to the way things were.
00:42:00In fact, I'm going to make sure that this cushy life you've been enjoying gets pulled out from your Prada
00:42:06wearing.
00:42:06I hate you!
00:42:07Oh, I hate you more.
00:42:09Stella, back to your seat.
00:42:11Now.
00:42:28Well, well, well, that is a Mr. High and Mighty.
00:42:31You know, you're getting pretty cocky during class today.
00:42:39Can I help you guys?
00:42:40I know you're probably used to helping being the son of a servant, but right now I think you owe
00:42:45us an apology for throwing us out last night.
00:42:47And while you're at it, go ahead and hand the scholarship over to Tony like a good little bitch.
00:42:52We didn't want to cause any problems in Stella's mansion, but here we can do whatever we want.
00:42:58So now, get on your hands and knees and spit-shine our shoes.
00:43:02Nice and clean.
00:43:04Get out of my way.
00:43:10You think you have a choice?
00:43:12Lick her shoe now, bitch.
00:43:15Hey!
00:43:16Let him go!
00:43:18Hey!
00:43:19Let him go!
00:43:20You were lucky this time, but the teachers won't always be around to save you.
00:43:30Tony, what the hell are you doing?
00:43:31Nothing, coach.
00:43:32Just, uh, messing around.
00:43:36Shit!
00:43:37What are they provoking?
00:43:38Enzo, what if he reveals the truth that I'm the chauffeur's daughter?
00:43:41My image as the Quinn heir would be ruined!
00:43:43Are you alright, son?
00:43:44Yeah, I'm fine.
00:43:45Save your energy, Tommy.
00:43:47I have decided we're ignoring him after everything he did.
00:43:53You're Enzo, right?
00:43:55P.E. teacher told me you got some speed to you.
00:43:57Have you considered trying out for the football team?
00:43:59What?
00:44:00You can't be serious!
00:44:01I mean, the skinny runt?
00:44:02Unless you can pick up the pace, he may be our best option.
00:44:05And the new team captain.
00:44:07Who wrote what?
00:44:07Look, the school is holding a scrimmage as tryouts for the new season.
00:44:11I would love to see what you've got.
00:44:12What do you say?
00:44:13You want me to play?
00:44:18This lanky loser can never be team captain.
00:44:22Coach, I mean, I love football.
00:44:24Don't get me wrong.
00:44:25You seriously think I have what it takes?
00:44:28Only one way to find out.
00:44:30He'll be pummeled in the first five seconds!
00:44:32Football is just not brute force.
00:44:34Flesh out our team, but right now, we're lacking speed.
00:44:38How can he run when his scrawny little neck can't even keep the helmet up?
00:44:46Coach, I'll give it a try.
00:44:49Joking!
00:44:51Great.
00:44:51I look forward to seeing you on the field tomorrow.
00:44:53Coach, wait!
00:44:54Enzo has never held a football in his whole life.
00:44:57He's only going to weigh us down.
00:44:59If you want to question your coach, you can find another team.
00:45:09Well, that's fine.
00:45:10Tomorrow, I'm going to humiliate you in front of the entire school.
00:45:14When it's all over, I'll still have the girl.
00:45:28T-O-N-Y.
00:45:30Go, Tony.
00:45:31He's our guy.
00:45:32Go, Cougars.
00:45:33Go, Tony.
00:45:35Dude, don't sweat it.
00:45:37We're the star quarterback last season.
00:45:39Beating Enzo, he's going to be like crushing a plug.
00:45:42I'm going to make that punk regret he was ever born, let alone dream of being on the football team.
00:45:48Coach says that little nerd Enzo is going to be joining us.
00:45:52If he stands us up, he's a dead man.
00:45:56Enzo, where are you?
00:46:04Hey, Lily, you might want to check the little boy's room.
00:46:06I think I saw Enzo crying in one of the stalls.
00:46:09If I were him, I'd have changed my name by now.
00:46:11There's no coming back from that kind of humiliation.
00:46:14He's not backing down.
00:46:15He's just...
00:46:16You think that you want to protect your little four-eyed servant spawn, but football's a sport for real men.
00:46:21Not servants in hand-me-downs.
00:46:25Please, Enzo.
00:46:26Please come.
00:46:30Let's go, let's go.
00:46:31Hustle up.
00:46:35Coach, the big game's about to start and Enzo's not here yet.
00:46:39He should be disqualified.
00:46:42Let's wait a little longer.
00:46:43I told you he'd only weigh us down.
00:46:45He's not even here, and he's already fucking things up.
00:46:48If Enzo costs us the scrimmage, I'm never letting him off the hook.
00:46:51He's never even held a football.
00:46:52He's a joke.
00:46:53Don't bother waiting for Enzo.
00:46:55He won't be coming.
00:46:57Enzo.
00:46:59I'm not asking.
00:47:00I'm telling.
00:47:02Football means everything to Tony, and if you even think about showing up tomorrow,
00:47:07I swear, you'll never get a chance with me.
00:47:12Fine.
00:47:13Let's get started.
00:47:14Wait!
00:47:16Is that...
00:47:17It can't be.
00:47:19Oh my god, I think it is.
00:47:21He looks like a completely different person.
00:47:37That's Enzo?
00:47:38I didn't expect him to clean up so nice.
00:47:40Okay.
00:47:41I didn't know he had it in him, and like, if you don't want him, maybe I could take him
00:47:45for a spin.
00:47:46We can't let Lily hug him all to herself.
00:47:48Ew, you slut.
00:47:50He's still a servant boy.
00:47:57Hey.
00:48:00I knew you'd make it.
00:48:01Of course.
00:48:02Gotta see what this nerd can do, right?
00:48:05Would you come to watch?
00:48:06Of course.
00:48:06I'd do anything for you.
00:48:08I'd do anything for you.
00:48:10I thought I told you not to come.
00:48:12Oh, what's the problem?
00:48:13What's the problem?
00:48:14Scared I'll humiliate your boyfriend in front of the entire school?
00:48:16Yeah, I don't listen to you anymore, Stella.
00:48:18You're the daughter of my employee.
00:48:20Don't forget.
00:48:23What's the matter, studying before the big game?
00:48:26I mean, football's just math.
00:48:27So you make us all late to avoid getting humiliated on the field?
00:48:32No.
00:48:33I had to make a grand entrance before I kick your ass.
00:48:35Do you want to square up, pussy?
00:48:37Or wait, do you need to read a textbook to learn how to throw a punch?
00:48:51Babe, I cannot believe that son of your servant is acting like he owns this place.
00:48:57I mean, if I didn't know any better, I'd think that he's the real Quinn heir.
00:49:00Shit.
00:49:01We're starting to catch on.
00:49:02If that little simp keeps acting all big and tall, everyone will figure out he's the real heir.
00:49:07Enzo's father's been serving my family for years.
00:49:10We took his family in when they lost their home, so they told me to let some things slide and
00:49:15make him feel welcomed.
00:49:17Babe, you're too sweet.
00:49:19But that punk is trying to take advantage of you.
00:49:21Don't worry.
00:49:22Teach him a lesson on the field.
00:49:23Let's go!
00:49:23Let's go!
00:49:29Looks like the blue team needs a few more drills.
00:49:31Your charge angle's off by five degrees!
00:49:33Oh!
00:49:40Let's go!
00:49:40Let's go!
00:49:41Let's go!
00:49:43Let's go!
00:49:44Let's go!
00:49:48Let's go!
00:49:50Solった!
00:49:50And the winner is Blue Team!
00:49:56How about that?
00:49:57Just kicked your ass using geometry.
00:50:04That fucking pussy got lucky.
00:50:07I can't believe the nerd actually won.
00:50:09It's kinda hot!
00:50:11Oh, I knew you could do it.
00:50:14Thanks for believing in me.
00:50:17Enzo's supposed to be into Stella.
00:50:19Why the hell is that frigid bitch getting all his attention?
00:50:22Is your shower head broken, Lily?
00:50:24Or is this pathetic simp's desperation a turn-on for you?
00:50:28Oh. Are you jealous?
00:50:31Fucking gross. You already have your naive virgin.
00:50:36Attention! The selection ceremony for the Interstate Football Championship will be held in the auditorium in five minutes.
00:50:43The chairman of the school board will personally announce the player selected to be the team captain.
00:50:49That position is Tony.
00:50:52If you really want to impress Stella, you'll do the whole school a favor and sit the ceremony out.
00:50:56This is it. She has no idea the chairman of the school board is my father's friend.
00:51:01I don't care about team captain. I just want to see her exposed for stealing my identity in front of
00:51:06everyone.
00:51:08What?
00:51:09We won the game.
00:51:11Oh my god!
00:51:17Wait, who is he? That's not the chairman of the school board.
00:51:20Hello students. I am Julian DeLeon, vice chairman of the school board.
00:51:25The chairman had important matters to attend to,
00:51:27so I am honored to announce the list of players that are qualified to join our team.
00:51:33The Roaring Ridge High School's Cougars after today's scrimmage.
00:51:38For that, I'd like to give special thanks to the Bright Star Education Foundation for their generous donation to our
00:51:45school.
00:51:46Their support has allowed for significant developments and enrichment of the school.
00:51:50I would now like to invite the heir to the family that started it all.
00:52:05If you so much as move, I'll never talk to you again.
00:52:08I mean, you'll be banished from all social groups at Roaring Ridge High.
00:52:19Hello everyone. I am Stella, I mean, Quinn of the famed Quinn Group.
00:52:26And I'm sure by now everybody knows that thanks to Quinn Corp, we have the Bright Star Education Foundation paving
00:52:33the way for a brighter future.
00:52:40I could have sworn the heir to Quinn Corp was a guy. Maybe I should call the chairman.
00:52:48That's my girl.
00:52:52Well, no one's contradicting her. I must be mistaken.
00:52:55In honor of the Bright Star Education Foundation's selfless donation to our school, we have decided to bestow the honor
00:53:05of selecting the team captain to Miss Stella herself.
00:53:10What an unexpected honor. I'll have to think about it.
00:53:15As the backbone of our school's football team, Tony has led our Cougars to more victories than I can remember
00:53:21cheering for.
00:53:22So I feel like the obvious and rightful choice for this year's team captain is Tony Whitman.
00:53:31Thank you all so much.
00:53:34Stella, such a babe, right?
00:53:36She's the best cheerleader on and off the field.
00:53:39I promise that I will lead our school to a district championship.
00:53:44Go Cougars!
00:53:47Go Cougars!
00:53:50I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Did today mean nothing? Nothing?
00:53:55Because if Tony's performance on the field is any indication of the future, he should be as far away from
00:54:00the football as possible.
00:54:02And the Quinn Air gets to make the decision, and I think that should be me. Right, Stella?
00:54:08What is up with these mind games? If Enzo keeps acting like this, he's going to be in deep shit.
00:54:13If you have a problem with my decision, then I can call my father and have him remove the Bright
00:54:18Star funding from Roaring Ridge High.
00:54:20No, that won't be necessary.
00:54:22You sit down before you ruin this for everyone.
00:54:25Stella and her family have made countless and generous donations to the school.
00:54:30What have you done except cause a scene?
00:54:32Well, I would hate to ruin it for anyone, sir. But fortunately for you, Stella has no say over the
00:54:38Bright Star Education Foundation because she's not the Quinn Air.
00:54:42I am.
00:54:43Stella has no say over the Bright Star Education Foundation because she's not the Quinn Air.
00:54:49I am.
00:54:50Sorry, everyone. This freak has been stalking me for years and clearly his obsession has just become delusional.
00:54:56Enzo, I am done tolerating your bullshit. I've been way too nice to you.
00:55:00I'm never speaking to you again. You're officially cancelled.
00:55:04Fine with me. You gonna move out of my house too or should I kick you out?
00:55:09Alright, everyone. Let's settle down.
00:55:12Stella, I apologize.
00:55:14You should be ashamed, posing as a Quinn Air.
00:55:18After this assembly, I am marching straight to Principal Harris' office and see to it that you are expelled.
00:55:24What was it? Enzo?
00:55:26Enzo Quinn, sir.
00:55:28Oh my gosh. Give it up, Enzo. Everyone knows you're faking it.
00:55:32Oh yeah? Was I faking you on the field today?
00:55:35The only reason you beat me today is because you're lucky. We can do a rematch anytime.
00:55:39But we're gonna do street rules so I can pummel your ass to the ground.
00:55:42Why not just get the hell out of here? No one likes you anyway.
00:55:45Besides that mousy-haired, ugly Betty in the back.
00:55:51You need to remember who your real boss is.
00:55:54I look forward to seeing you at my house tonight after I speak to my father.
00:56:00Let's go.
00:56:07Clearly his jealousy is reaching new heights.
00:56:09After my birthday, I'll have to put him back in his place for good.
00:56:13Clearly somebody's on their period.
00:56:16Anyway, my final decision still stands. Tony will be the team captain.
00:56:21That district trophy is ours.
00:56:26And one last thing. My 18th birthday is this Friday and everyone is welcome to the Quinn
00:56:33Mansion to come and celebrate.
00:56:35We will have Mr. Blake, the former White House events manager, planning the party.
00:56:40And it is sure to be a day to remember.
00:56:46Don't worry about that scent, babe. He's just doing this to get your attention.
00:56:50Well, duh. But he's really been embarrassing me. He better not fuck up my birthday.
00:56:54I can't believe you have an actual former events planner from the White House planning your party.
00:56:59That's so luxe. It must be like a million dollars.
00:57:02Two million, actually.
00:57:06Oh my god. I have to buy a new dress. This is even bigger than prom. A real mansion party.
00:57:12Babe, is there going to be a DJ there?
00:57:13Is there going to be a DJ? Try to DJ in every room.
00:57:17Well, you gotta make sure to save a dance for me, okay?
00:57:35Everything except for the party, sir.
00:57:36Amazing. Can we just run through the checklist one more time?
00:57:39Because this party needs to be perfect for Lily.
00:57:42Yes, sir.
00:57:43All right. Thank you.
00:57:46After everything I put her through in my past life, it's what she deserves.
00:57:55Happy birthday!
00:58:03Why won't you let me meet your classmates?
00:58:05I want my friends to know my father is a chauffeur for the Quinn family.
00:58:09For tonight, can you please just stay in your room?
00:58:23Kevin, what are you doing?
00:58:25You were supposed to pick up Lily 15 minutes ago.
00:58:27Find someone else to pick her up.
00:58:29Kevin, are you tired of being a driver? Do you need me to find your replacement?
00:58:32Fine. I'll go. Okay?
00:58:36Stella's birthday party's about to start.
00:58:39So why the hell is he still thinking about Lily?
00:58:42Well, I guess we'll let little Lily see for herself how desperate Enzo is to please my daughter.
00:58:49Attention! Attention, everybody!
00:58:52I would like to introduce to you all the beautiful, the gorgeous, the effervescent Queen Stella!
00:59:02I love you! That's my best friend!
00:59:04Well, Enzo may be pissing me off lately, but he doesn't want to throw a party.
00:59:09If he doesn't embarrass me tonight, maybe I'll forgive him.
00:59:12Oh my god. Is that the dress that's going viral right now?
00:59:17Good eye! The designer, Jacques de Corte, only made two for the Stardust fashion show in Milan.
00:59:22It cost $100,000.
00:59:25Oh my god. Can I touch it?
00:59:28It feels like pure money.
00:59:31If you tell us, this is insane!
00:59:33This might be the best night of my life.
00:59:35Seriously, I don't know how to thank you.
00:59:37No need. Just sit close to me.
00:59:39The Quinns like to spoil those who are loyal to us.
00:59:41There'll be plenty more parties to come.
00:59:43Can I livestream this? I need to show my followers your mansion.
00:59:46Of course.
00:59:48Everyone say hi!
00:59:53We got this!
00:59:55Oh my god, guys, you have to seem to say hi!
01:00:00Oh my god, are you seeing that?
01:00:03Oh my, 50,000 views in seconds?
01:00:07Stella, you could literally be an influencer with a life like this.
01:00:09I already beat you to it.
01:00:12Oh my god.
01:00:13Hey, besties! The party's about to start, so don't go anywhere.
01:00:17It's going to be insane.
01:00:19Love you!
01:00:20Thank you all so much for coming to my party.
01:00:24Please help yourself to everything and anything.
01:00:27Let's make this a day to remember.
01:00:28Turn up the music!
01:00:41Can you get that?
01:00:42Can you get that? You got it.
01:00:47You like it?
01:00:52Say hi!
01:00:56If it isn't the resident ass licker of the Stella fan club.
01:01:00Should you let all these people in here?
01:01:02Say hi to the viewers, Enzel!
01:01:04Grab your popcorn and get ready.
01:01:06This simp is known for his little meltdowns.
01:01:08Perfect timing, Enzel.
01:01:10Go clean up the mess over there and restock the booze,
01:01:13because we're just getting started.
01:01:15Oh, and while you're at it, have the maid go make my bed,
01:01:19because Tony and I are going to need it later.
01:01:22I'd ask the cop a couple condoms,
01:01:24but I don't know if I'd fit in your peewee size.
01:01:27Girl, there's no way that a nerdy little virgin like him
01:01:30has ever had a chance to even use a condom.
01:01:34You know, Stella, you have some fucking nerve acting like you in this place.
01:01:37You know for a fact, this is not your party.
01:01:40This is not your house.
01:01:41Let me tell you something.
01:01:42You're not a Quinn.
01:01:44You're a fucking joke.
01:01:46The daughter of some broke-ass chauffeur.
01:01:49I'm going to give you 10 minutes to shut this down
01:01:51before I kick you and your father out without a pot to piss in.
01:01:56Before I kick you and your father out of my place without a pot to piss in.
01:02:00Look, Enzo, I know you threw this whole party just to try and get my attention,
01:02:04but I'm not going to forgive you for acting like a freak
01:02:07just because you put up a few string lights.
01:02:09God, Stella, you are so self-absorbed and delusional.
01:02:14I cannot believe I ever thought you were worth my time.
01:02:16I mean this with all offense, Enzo.
01:02:19You disgust me.
01:02:21Hey, if you want me to kick this scrawny ass out of here.
01:02:23I got it.
01:02:30You're just a pathetic little freak who threw a shitty ass party.
01:02:33You should be embarrassed.
01:02:35And if you don't get Mr. Blake back here to get my attention,
01:02:39I'll never speak to you again.
01:02:41Oh my god, are you getting all of this?
01:02:43Every single second.
01:02:44The viewers are eating it up.
01:02:53Hey, Mae.
01:02:54Could you call Mr. Blake and tell him to get here immediately?
01:02:57This party is not up to my standard.
01:02:59And, um, could you have a couple of meads?
01:03:01Please meet us in the backyard.
01:03:03Oh my god, he's so whipped.
01:03:07That's right.
01:03:08You can act as stubborn as he wants, but at the end of the day, I own him.
01:03:13Stella, you gotta teach me how to whip a simp into place.
01:03:17It's just like training a stray dog.
01:03:19Shower them with attention and then whip it away until they whine for it back.
01:03:26Amazing.
01:03:27Okay, uh, can everyone listen up please?
01:03:30Make sure to get my good side.
01:03:31The viewers are gonna love this.
01:03:33Could we please show off the gifts I prepared?
01:03:37Oh my god.
01:03:41Are those the Harry Winston crystal shoes?
01:03:44They're like three million dollars.
01:03:46Someone in the chat said the imperial blue necklace was originally owned by the royal family.
01:03:51Damn, Tony.
01:03:52Kids dropping stacks on your girl.
01:03:54Where'd you get her?
01:03:56I don't need to pay for her attention.
01:03:58She knows who the real prize is.
01:04:00Well, since you did such a good job on the gifts, I'll forgive you for acting like a total spaz.
01:04:06Tony, help me with the necklace.
01:04:07Yes?
01:04:08Uh, no.
01:04:10What?
01:04:11Bella, you think these gifts are for you?
01:04:12Jesus Christ, you are so full of yourself.
01:04:16How about this?
01:04:16Get these party crashers out of here before the real birthday girl comes.
01:04:22Get these party crashers out of here before the real birthday girl comes.
01:04:26What?
01:04:27Are we the real birthday girl?
01:04:30Let me turn this down for you.
01:04:31This is not your birthday girl.
01:04:36What?
01:04:37Having second thoughts because I was sitting on Tony's lap?
01:04:40You're gonna punish me like a little bitch?
01:04:43Oh.
01:04:44God, I thought women were catty.
01:04:46I mean, this is some straight petty bullshit.
01:04:51I don't give a shit what either of you two do.
01:04:55Stella, I am done.
01:04:58Okay?
01:04:58You and your dad can go back to your miserable slum life.
01:05:03Kiss all this goodbye.
01:05:05What a joke.
01:05:06All this?
01:05:08You mean the pool, the mansion, the gifts, the servants?
01:05:13Those are all Stella's.
01:05:15Shit, I don't know what's up with Enzo, but Tony might push him over the edge.
01:05:18I can't lose this.
01:05:20The only thing you can take away from her is your creepy ass obsession.
01:05:27So why don't you see yourself out?
01:05:30Or I guess I have to.
01:05:32And I'm not exactly gentle.
01:05:36I'd like to see you try.
01:05:37Oh my god, Enzo, you're literally ruining Stella's day.
01:05:41Taking all of the attention like a dick.
01:05:44Quit with the lies.
01:05:46If Stella's not the real birthday girl, then who is?
01:06:00Lily, what is she doing here?
01:06:04Happy birthday, Miss Lily.
01:06:19I'm so sorry, Stella totally ruined your party, but Mr. Blink, he's on his way.
01:06:35He's going to make everything perfect for your big day.
01:06:38You didn't have to do this, Enzo.
01:06:40This is, it's just amazing.
01:06:43Kindly leave.
01:06:45This party has standards.
01:06:48The money you get the fuck out of here, Stella.
01:06:53Do you really think that after all these years of treating me like shit, that I would want to celebrate
01:07:00your birthday?
01:07:01I'm going to say this one last time.
01:07:04This is not your party.
01:07:05What?
01:07:06This is Lily's party.
01:07:08No.
01:07:09This is fucking wild.
01:07:11Making up accusations just to try and get my attention.
01:07:16How did you even get here?
01:07:18The guard was only supposed to let in people on the list.
01:07:21You forgot your bag in the back.
01:07:23Dad?
01:07:28Babe, did you just call the chauffeur your dad?
01:07:31Wait, didn't you call him dad the other night at the sleepover?
01:07:35Stella, is the chauffeur your dad?
01:07:38No, my dad is not some loser chauffeur.
01:07:41Wow.
01:07:42Stella, you would really put down your own dad just to cover your own facade.
01:07:47Mind your fucking business if I say it's not my dad.
01:07:50It's not my dad.
01:07:51When have I ever lied to you guys?
01:07:53Kevin, look at what you created.
01:07:55A stubborn rat, so self-obsessed she won't even acknowledge you as her own father.
01:08:01Enzo, I think you should watch your tone and remember that you are speaking to Miss Stella Quinn.
01:08:07Keep pushing and she'll cut you off for good.
01:08:10Shit, I thought that the chauffeur was her dad for a second.
01:08:14She thought Enzo is fucking psycho.
01:08:19Honestly, man, at least have the decency to show Stella some respect in her own house.
01:08:26Man, if I was a Quinn, I would have kicked you out a long time ago.
01:08:32Thanks for the idea, Tony.
01:08:34What do you say, Kevin?
01:08:36Should I throw out my stubborn staff and his narcissistic daughter?
01:08:40No, please don't.
01:08:42Kevin?
01:08:44Fire!
01:08:46Fire!
01:08:47You can't do this!
01:08:49You have no right to fire me, Enzo.
01:08:51Yes, I do.
01:08:52And someone who's on his way right now is going to tell you the exact same thing.
01:08:57Your dad?
01:08:58Is he coming back early?
01:09:00No, that's impossible.
01:09:01Uh, you guys, as of today, Kevin and his daughter are no longer employees of the Quinn estate.
01:09:07Please see to it that their rooms are cleared out.
01:09:09If you so much as throw out our things, I'll have you thrown out to the streets in seconds.
01:09:14That's it.
01:09:15I'm never talking to you again.
01:09:18I hope you're happy.
01:09:21I'm over the fucking moon.
01:09:24Let's go clear out their rooms.
01:09:26Come on.
01:09:27Let's go.
01:09:28Babe, he walked all over you in front of everyone.
01:09:32You need to do something about this.
01:09:35That simp is fucking dead!
01:09:37We need to go.
01:09:38We need to go.
01:09:39We need to go.
01:09:41Incredible.
01:09:42I'm gone a couple of days and then my chauffeur and his daughter are walking all over my son.
01:09:47Stop on it.
01:09:47We got to get home.
01:09:55Happy birthday.
01:09:57I hope you like it.
01:09:58You didn't have to get me anything.
01:10:00And so, I'm just happy to be here with you.
01:10:04Happy to be with you too.
01:10:07Get that mousy little tramp out of my house now!
01:10:12Get that mousy little tramp out of my house now!
01:10:18Kevin, you can hand the car keys to May on your way out.
01:10:22And Stella, if you wouldn't mind taking off that dress, that'd be great.
01:10:24Actually, all your clothes belong to the Quintestine.
01:10:26You're making a huge mistake!
01:10:30Letting a rat like you into my home was my only mistake.
01:10:36Sorry, sorry, sorry!
01:10:38I came as soon as I could, but the Kardashians needed me for a baby shower and they love to
01:10:45gab.
01:10:46No worries, Mr. Blake. Why don't you just wheel that over to the birthday girl?
01:10:50Of course.
01:10:53Wait a minute. I saw that gown at Christie's auction.
01:10:56Only the queens would be able to get their hands on a dress like that.
01:10:58She must be the birthday girl.
01:11:00Well, what a beautiful birthday girl!
01:11:03The bell of the ball!
01:11:05Well, Enzo, looks like your little scheme just blew up in your face, huh?
01:11:11Finally!
01:11:12That idiot just let me have my cake and eat it too.
01:11:15Now I just need to get Enzo to shut up before anyone else questions me again as the rightful Quinn
01:11:20heir.
01:11:21I hope you're happy with your party.
01:11:22I've never worked this hard on an event before.
01:11:25It was... passable.
01:11:28I believe the arrangement was to settle the bill after the event, correct?
01:11:37Two million dollars, right?
01:11:40Enzo will take care of it.
01:11:42Oh, no.
01:11:43Stella, this is your party, right?
01:11:45I mean, you shouldn't have any problem paying.
01:11:47You're the daughter of the richest family in town.
01:11:51Shouldn't have any problem paying.
01:11:52You're the daughter of the richest family in town.
01:11:55Why are you being so smug?
01:11:58Stella is a Quinn heir.
01:11:59Two million, I mean, that's basically her weekly allowance.
01:12:02Right, Stella?
01:12:04Yeah, totally.
01:12:06Oh my god, I can't pay for this two million dollars just for one night?
01:12:11Wait, Enzo gave me one of his dad's blank checks before he started acting like such a jerk.
01:12:18Why reach into my own allowance when I have access to my daddy's personal account?
01:12:22Stella can get whatever she wants.
01:12:24She doesn't need you simping after her.
01:12:28I forgot about my dad's checkbook.
01:12:30But luckily, I know the number of the family accountant.
01:12:35Hi, someone is trying to impersonate the Quinn heir.
01:12:38Could you please freeze all my accounts?
01:12:43He's just trying to scare me.
01:12:44He gave me that check himself.
01:12:46I know he wants me to beg for him in front of everyone.
01:12:49But this power trip of his needs to end.
01:12:52Mr. Blake, ignore him.
01:12:54We've been having some problem with the health recently.
01:12:58Why don't you scan that check here and now in front of everyone and show them that I'm the real
01:13:02Quinn heir?
01:13:05Right away, Ms. Stella.
01:13:17I'm sorry.
01:13:18This is a bad check.
01:13:23I'm sorry.
01:13:24This is a bad check.
01:13:26What are you talking about?
01:13:27That account has billions.
01:13:29Oh my god.
01:13:30Did Enzo really freeze the account?
01:13:32No, no, no.
01:13:33In order for him to do that, he had to really be a member of the Quinn family.
01:13:38I have no idea what's going on, but the viewers would love it.
01:13:43Clearly, there's something wrong with your phone.
01:13:45It's not used to such large transactions.
01:13:48Ms. Stella, I organize events worth tens of millions.
01:13:53My bank handles transactions like this every single day.
01:13:56You're scanning it wrong.
01:13:57Give me that.
01:14:01Are you trying to get out of pain?
01:14:03No, of course not.
01:14:09If you can't pay now, I'm going to call the police.
01:14:13Pay up or pay the price.
01:14:19Pay up or pay the price.
01:14:28Of course, will you just give me a moment?
01:14:36What do I do?
01:14:37You need to make that little punk pay up.
01:14:40We can't afford a bill like that.
01:14:41I know, but he's being a jerk.
01:14:43It's on your finger, right?
01:14:45You do whatever it takes to make him happy.
01:14:48Hey guys, sorry to interrupt.
01:14:50If you come clean right now, I might let you stay one more night while you figure out where to
01:14:54go next.
01:14:55It doesn't have to be like this.
01:14:58So you know we can't afford that. Why did you freeze the account?
01:15:02I thought Mr. Quim was your dad. That's what you've been telling everybody.
01:15:06God, can you just be serious for a moment, please?
01:15:11Fine. Seriously, you're neither my girlfriend nor my friend and the two of you have been taking advantage of my
01:15:16family for far too long.
01:15:17Can we just talk about this after your father?
01:15:20Dad, shut up.
01:15:23What do you want? To embarrass me in front of everyone on my birthday?
01:15:27Is that going to get you off, you freak?
01:15:30For the last time, this isn't your birthday party, but you're too egotistical to realize that, Stella.
01:15:38I cannot believe I ever saw a future with you.
01:15:41Payment, please.
01:15:46Payment, please.
01:15:50And so, I hate how things have been between us recently.
01:15:56How about this? If you pay for this party, we can make things official and we can finally be together.
01:16:03But if I'm locked up for not paying them, then I'll never see you again.
01:16:13Enzo.
01:16:15Enzo.
01:16:15No.
01:16:15Enzo, you're the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
01:16:17If you plead guilty, they'll let you off with a slap on the wrist.
01:16:20I am just the daughter of your family chauffeur, a low-class nobody.
01:16:26They'll take me to jail and then I'll never see you again.
01:16:28I'll never see you again.
01:16:35That won't work twice.
01:16:38You spineless simp, you fucking lapdog.
01:16:42If you think you can live without me, you're a joke.
01:16:44Don't take it easy on that crybaby, Stella.
01:16:47I know what happened.
01:16:48He stole your father's actual checkbook and that's why your check bounced.
01:16:56You're right.
01:16:57He must have switched the checks at the last minute as some last-ditch effort to get my attention.
01:17:05Tony, will he be a dear and get it back for me?
01:17:09Yes.
01:17:21Of course.
01:17:23You can't just let Enzo fire me.
01:17:25We'd have nothing.
01:17:27But if this muscle head steals Enzo's checkbook, we'd have access to the Quinn's endless pile of cash.
01:17:34We can make off with billions before they even know it's missing.
01:17:38You know, we're not in school anymore.
01:17:41There's no one here to save you, buddy.
01:17:44You're such a meathead, you don't even know when you're getting played.
01:17:47We'll see how well you talk back when I beat your face to a pulp.
01:17:52Stop right there!
01:17:57Oh my god, it's Jerry Quinn.
01:17:59The head of Quinn Court.
01:18:02He's the worst guy in the whole country.
01:18:06It's over, but he wasn't supposed to come back early.
01:18:09Pull it together.
01:18:10We'll find a way out of this.
01:18:11Okay.
01:18:17Dad, finally back.
01:18:19Dad.
01:18:25Stop pretending, Enzo, okay?
01:18:28We all know that your father is just one of Stella's servants.
01:18:32Shut up.
01:18:34Pardon me, did you just say that Enzo's father works for Stella's family?
01:18:38Has she been telling all of you that she's cool?
01:18:42No, this is all a misunderstanding, sir.
01:18:45Stella would never say anything like that.
01:18:47What the fuck, old man?
01:18:49Leave now or I'll have Stella fire your ass.
01:18:53What the fuck, old man?
01:18:54Shut up!
01:18:58Kevin.
01:19:00I'm gone for a couple of days and you and your daughter try to take over my estate?
01:19:03No, of course not, sir.
01:19:08Do you want to be a queen?
01:19:09No.
01:19:10You're not a queen?
01:19:19playtime is over stella
01:19:24give up on your little heiress fantasy before you embarrass yourself any further
01:19:31dad i've already taken the initiative to remove kevin and stella from our payroll
01:19:35but it seems they don't understand that i have the authority to do so
01:19:41kevin ten years ago we showed pity on you a struggling father trying to raise his daughter
01:19:47and this is how you repay us we brought you into our home treated your daughter like a
01:19:53princess gave you a great wage to move on and then this is what it comes down to the
01:19:59both of you grateful leeches are you really the driver's daughter
01:20:11stop filming all of you put your phones away
01:20:17this is a private property you don't have my permission to film do you hear me
01:20:21yes but this is not your property enzo i give you full authority to do whatever you think
01:20:27is accordingly
01:20:28thank you dad kevin effective immediately your employment as a quin corp chauffeur has been
01:20:35terminated please take stella and vacate the premises
01:20:38oh and you might want to call a cab because those cars you drive are ours
01:20:45that's ironic isn't it
01:20:52go
01:20:52please please please please sir we have nowhere to go
01:20:58please
01:20:59get up
01:21:00get up
01:21:00you're embarrassing me he's just a pathetic sim
01:21:03you stop enough stop don't you get it he doesn't love you he doesn't even like you
01:21:10i've let you become some vain materialistic spoiled brat now enzo wants nothing to do with you
01:21:20what kind of a psychotic bitch do you gotta be to pretend to be part of the quinn family
01:21:25you played us the entire time you're just a liar
01:21:29you know i've asked you to replace my brother phone screen
01:21:34it looks like you can't even before the air you breathe
01:21:40tony tony please
01:21:42i've wasted my time on a catfishing con artist
01:21:45no no no no no it's not like that
01:21:48i showered you guys with gifts
01:21:50i took you to parties
01:21:52you can't turn your backs on me
01:21:56no no no this isn't fair you can't do this
01:22:01i'm not going out like this
01:22:03bella
01:22:04y'know we need a
01:22:09did i just kill someone
01:22:13bella
01:22:13get back here
01:22:15no no
01:22:16she's gonna hurt someone
01:22:19bella
01:22:20no she's gonna hurt someone
01:22:21getla don't worry i
01:22:22already warned the gate guard and
01:22:24stella can't get out
01:22:25This time
01:22:26She's
01:22:27She's not going to hurt anyone.
01:22:29How do you know her?
01:22:30I wanted to tell you, but...
01:22:33I just...
01:22:34I couldn't find the right time.
01:22:45It was you?
01:22:48You brought me back?
01:22:49I brought both of us back.
01:22:51I wanted to give us a second chance at...
01:22:55Well...
01:22:56Us.
01:22:59Let's not waste a moment of it then.
01:23:24Let's go.
01:23:25Let's go.
01:23:26Let's go.
01:23:29Let's go.
01:23:30Let's go.
01:23:31Let's go.
01:23:31Let's go.
01:23:31Let's go.
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