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00:00:04Conrad, my quarterback prince. I've been fantasizing for years, and right after the game, I'm telling him how I feel.
00:00:11Y20's head!
00:00:19No! That was such a low blow!
00:00:27Woo!
00:00:29Who is this new guy?
00:00:30S E H Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Y λΆie!
00:00:36Hey!
00:00:36I've got every golden scientist who says the devil. He's mine!
00:00:39His dad is the biggest stakeholder in the school, so he's my future boyfriend!
00:00:42FΓ‘tica?
00:00:50YAY!
00:00:51YAY!
00:00:536, 7, and ready?
00:00:55Okay!
00:00:58Nice defense, boys.
00:01:00Seth Astor is our new team captain.
00:01:14Hmm, another playboy.
00:01:22Is that a love letter for me?
00:01:25Conrad should be the only one left in the locker room.
00:01:28You got this, VV.
00:01:40I'm Conrad.
00:01:41I'm VV.
00:01:43VV.
00:01:44I've had a crush on you for years.
00:01:46Will you be my homecoming date?
00:02:04I dream about you every night.
00:02:06When your strong arms pull me in close, I cannot help but tingle.
00:02:09I want to give Conrad my virginity the way I've always imagined it.
00:02:16Wild sex.
00:02:20Please.
00:02:24Seth Astor?
00:02:25Hell no.
00:02:26I just gave my porn to my crush's rivals.
00:02:30What?
00:02:31Is that loser Phoebe making a move on my Seth?
00:02:34Seth Astor?
00:02:35He's not reading my love letter.
00:02:37He's reading my fantasy.
00:02:38And the next line is,
00:02:39You thrust into my core until I can feel your warmth.
00:02:42Yes.
00:02:43Conrad, I call out your name.
00:02:44You're great.
00:02:45I'd rather die than let this playboy read my fantasy out loud.
00:02:48You dumb nerd dreaming about Seth every night.
00:02:52That's so sad.
00:02:53He's way out of your league.
00:02:55I bet she's a pathetic virgin.
00:02:58No, you've got it all wrong.
00:03:00Let me see that dummy stupid love letter.
00:03:05Hey, excuse me, do I know you?
00:03:08Uh, I don't think I do.
00:03:09What's okay?
00:03:11Hold me.
00:03:17The worst day ever.
00:03:23You okay?
00:03:25Hey, did you forget how to say thank you?
00:03:27You know, I did just save you.
00:03:28And I feel like I should get something in return.
00:03:29What do you think?
00:03:31Asshole.
00:03:32You know, I feel like your vocabulary is better than that.
00:03:35Ah!
00:03:35Hey!
00:03:46Cute lights.
00:03:47I both need that.
00:03:51Seth Astor is an absolute devil.
00:03:55Easy!
00:03:55Oh my god!
00:03:56Your underwear is showing.
00:03:57Oh my god, that's been showing the whole time.
00:03:59Seth saw it!
00:04:01Sweetie, we are moving in with your stepfather today.
00:04:03He is the most powerful man in the state.
00:04:05You have to behave, okay?
00:04:07Okay, mom.
00:04:08Come on.
00:04:17Holy crap, this place looks like a royal palace.
00:04:21Go on, Phoebe.
00:04:22Back on the door.
00:04:23Say hi to your stepfather.
00:04:43Hey, Stix, sis.
00:04:44You've got to be kidding me.
00:04:46The devil is my stepbrother?
00:04:51What's the cat, huh?
00:04:52You're not going to say hi to your new stepbrother?
00:04:54Separate flight.
00:04:56I see.
00:05:09Hey, stay away from me.
00:05:11Yeah, I know I'm a lot bigger than Conrad, but you don't have to be afraid of anything.
00:05:14Top jerk.
00:05:15You don't come close to Conrad, okay?
00:05:17He's got the manners of a prince, and you, you're just some cocky devil.
00:05:21Now give me my letter back.
00:05:23If I'm the devil, then why would I give anything back?
00:05:26A kitty cat.
00:05:28You've got some here.
00:05:33Fine, I'll get it myself.
00:05:38Here's a piece of advice.
00:05:39Got it.
00:05:41Don't you ever touch my stomach?
00:05:43Or what?
00:05:46Oh my God!
00:05:51Help!
00:05:53Help!
00:05:54I can't move!
00:05:55I can't!
00:05:56I can't!
00:05:56I can't!
00:05:57Help me!
00:05:58Child, help me!
00:06:04Hey!
00:06:12You know, you did it yourself.
00:06:13No, just give me, give me, or I would have...
00:06:16Yeah, or what?
00:06:17Do I bite you again?
00:06:21Stop biting you two, cat.
00:06:23You asked for it.
00:06:24What?
00:06:25Come on!
00:06:26Help!
00:06:27Help me!
00:06:31Help me!
00:06:32I can't move!
00:06:34Help me!
00:06:34Pissy, what are you doing?
00:06:36Help me!
00:06:36Help me!
00:06:37What's going on?
00:06:39Mom!
00:06:40Mr. Astor?
00:06:42Uh, we...
00:06:43Uh, since we can't swim, she fell in and I was, uh, saving her.
00:06:46But now we're just playing, right?
00:06:48Yeah, look at it.
00:06:49Uh-huh!
00:06:51Yeah, he's right!
00:06:52Here!
00:06:52Let's look at them.
00:06:53Just like brother and sister.
00:06:55I haven't seen Seth smile like that in a long time.
00:06:58Thank God.
00:06:59And you make it along.
00:07:01Ha, ha, just like us.
00:07:03Mm-hmm.
00:07:03We should give you a friend as well, yeah.
00:07:07Maybe we should go join.
00:07:08Aw, Mom hasn't smiled like that since Dad passed away.
00:07:12She looks so happy with Mr. Astor.
00:07:15I can't let my drama with that devil Seth ruin her new life.
00:07:22Well, let's raise our glasses and welcome Fifi and Sophia to our family.
00:07:31Thank you, Mr. Astor.
00:07:33Oh, just call me Jacob now.
00:07:35We're family.
00:07:38Seth, today's your first day at Loyola High.
00:07:41If you need any help, ask Fifi.
00:07:43She wins scholarships every year.
00:07:46Wow.
00:07:47She's also very popular amongst the football team.
00:07:52How's that?
00:07:53Actually, I have something to show you guys.
00:08:01No, that's my fantasy.
00:08:03He's not going to show it to them.
00:08:04Stop it!
00:08:06Fifi!
00:08:07Seth is showing us his winner's card.
00:08:09Why are you acting so rude?
00:08:11I'm sorry.
00:08:12I didn't.
00:08:23Sorry, my stepsister has something on her lips and, uh...
00:08:26Thank you, stepbrother.
00:08:27I can do it myself.
00:08:29I'm this annoying devil.
00:08:31I have to get my letter back to none.
00:08:51I guess the big devil has a big thing.
00:09:00Jesus, where did he hide my letter?
00:09:10Ew!
00:09:11That's gross!
00:09:18What a waste.
00:09:19A devil with the face of an angel.
00:09:22Maybe under his pillow?
00:09:25Uh, maybe it's behind him?
00:09:33Uh, this is awkward.
00:09:35Oh!
00:09:36Oh!
00:09:37You-you weren't asleep?
00:09:39No, some kitty cat snuck away into my room and, uh, woke me up.
00:09:43Don't be paranoid.
00:09:44Just give me back my letter.
00:09:46Oh, you're letting me know you're, uh, you're smart?
00:09:49You're porn?
00:09:50No.
00:09:50Shut up.
00:09:52I hate you later in my underwear.
00:09:54Oh, oh, oh, what?
00:09:56You want to check?
00:09:57Not really.
00:09:58Yes, sir?
00:09:58I'm sorry.
00:10:06Oh, no, burn!
00:10:08So, what, you're telling me that you're shaking my room at 12 o'clock at night?
00:10:11Just for the word.
00:10:13You're speaking to believe that, you know, I think that there's, uh, something else.
00:10:16No.
00:10:17There's not.
00:10:17I'm not interested.
00:10:18Just give me back my letter.
00:10:21Oh.
00:10:22When did you, uh, start writing this, uh, smud or pornography, you know?
00:10:25Shut up.
00:10:25It's none of your business.
00:10:26Get to me.
00:10:27Get to me.
00:10:28Get to me.
00:10:29You know, I read this.
00:10:33Very interesting stuff.
00:10:34You have very big imagination, but there's something that's just a little, uh, inexperienced
00:10:37about the whole thing.
00:10:39Tell me, Phoebe.
00:10:40Are you a virgin?
00:10:45Yeah.
00:10:46Just a nerdy virgin, okay?
00:10:47I have no experience.
00:10:49You know?
00:10:50I'm not like you.
00:10:52I'm not some hot flirt who owns the game every time I walk on the field.
00:11:02I've been trying for so long to tell Conrad how I feel.
00:11:06And I messed it up.
00:11:07I didn't give him my love letter.
00:11:08I gave you my dumb horn.
00:11:11You must think of the biggest joke ever.
00:11:18You want your letter back?
00:11:19Yes.
00:11:20All right, well, then you and I are going to have to come up with some kind of arrangement.
00:11:22Let me guess.
00:11:23You want me to be your servant or something?
00:11:32But I do want you to be my assistant.
00:11:34That means I need your help with my homework, football, and you have to do basically everything
00:11:37that I say.
00:11:38Once I feel satisfied, you can have your letter back.
00:11:41Fine.
00:11:42But I need it in writing.
00:11:44Signed.
00:11:45You know, I had a feeling you were going to say something like that, so I had something
00:11:48written up.
00:11:53Personal assistant agreement.
00:11:54Phoebe agrees to be Seth's personal assistant.
00:11:56In exchange, Seth agrees to return Phoebe's personal letter once the arrangement is complete.
00:11:59Sign here.
00:12:00You sign it first.
00:12:03It's a unique guess.
00:12:05It wasn't complimenting you.
00:12:09All right, it's official.
00:12:10Starting tomorrow night, you are mine.
00:12:12You're my assistant.
00:12:13Congratulations.
00:12:14It's a pleasure you're in business with me.
00:12:18See you for your first day in the morning.
00:12:26Get out of the way, devil!
00:12:28Where are you going?
00:12:29School?
00:12:30Where else should I be going?
00:12:32It's the beginning that you're supposed to be my assistant now.
00:12:34Look, I don't want to go to school with you.
00:12:36Or let people know that we're step-siblings.
00:12:38We're trouble reincarnated.
00:12:39Everywhere you go, I follow.
00:12:40And I'm just going to be invisible, okay?
00:12:44You're going to love this.
00:12:49I'm going to love it.
00:12:50I'm going to love it.
00:12:50I'm going to love it.
00:12:50You will.
00:12:51As your stepbrother, it's my job to get you to school every day.
00:12:54It's just us out here.
00:12:55You can drop the whole fake brother act.
00:12:57Why don't you keep your voice down?
00:12:58I don't think you want mommy and daddy coming out here and seeing us yelling.
00:13:03See what I mean?
00:13:03Have fun, kids.
00:13:04Be careful now.
00:13:08All right.
00:13:10You ready?
00:13:12No.
00:13:12No.
00:13:15That aster swung down!
00:13:20Relax, you're safe with me.
00:13:28Idiot.
00:13:28Is that dork Phoebe getting off of Seth's motorcycle?
00:13:32That dumb nerd dares to cling to Seth.
00:13:34She wants attention.
00:13:36Fine.
00:13:36I got it.
00:13:37Let's make sure she gets it.
00:13:45Take my shirt.
00:13:58Take my shirt.
00:14:04Well, well.
00:14:05Brave little Phoebe professed her love, huh?
00:14:09No.
00:14:09I can't let Conrad think something is going on between me and Seth.
00:14:12I have to explain everything to him.
00:14:15Hey.
00:14:16Hey.
00:14:17Hold on, assistant.
00:14:19You know, I'm kind of thirsty.
00:14:20I have your letter.
00:14:22Don't forget.
00:14:29Open it.
00:14:36Roger, bro.
00:14:36Get my eyes.
00:14:37Easy.
00:14:38Get my eyes.
00:14:39Get my eyes.
00:14:40Be gentle.
00:14:41Give me a bite.
00:14:42Come on, give me a bite.
00:14:45That slut.
00:14:46Wasn't Phoebe, like, obsessed with you?
00:14:48She used to bring you water and towels every day.
00:14:51Now she's all over Seth.
00:14:52Is the linebacker hotter than the quarterback now?
00:14:55Nah, she's just a fangirl.
00:14:56Peanuts her once, so she wins to you.
00:14:58I guess so.
00:15:02Hey, Conrad.
00:15:03You want a water?
00:15:04Thanks, Phoebe.
00:15:05Um, Conrad, about last night,
00:15:08I, I, I just want to do this.
00:15:12All right, you want to give me that ball?
00:15:18Seth Astor, I agreed to be your personal assistant,
00:15:21not your servant.
00:15:24Give me both of them.
00:15:27You know, my assistant only has one job,
00:15:29keeping her eyes on you.
00:15:31You are such a control freak.
00:15:33I wish I could be as annoyingly cocky as you are every day.
00:15:38You know what?
00:15:39Why don't I take you home and tie you up
00:15:40and teach you some fucking manners?
00:15:41Anytime you learn.
00:15:42A dirty mouth like yours,
00:15:43anyone who kisses you would probably puke.
00:15:45Yeah, why don't you give me a try?
00:15:46No.
00:15:47Watch out!
00:15:54Oh my God.
00:15:55That devil stole my first kiss.
00:16:09Sorry.
00:16:10Kirk, you stole my first kiss.
00:16:11Lax, it wasn't a real kiss.
00:16:12Easy for you to say, you thief.
00:16:14Hey, you know, I think I just raised your status.
00:16:16You know, if people see you from me,
00:16:17they're going to think of you as something more
00:16:18than just a weird little bridging girl.
00:16:19Who knows, maybe Tom Ratt will ask you out now.
00:16:31Asshole!
00:16:32He stole my first kiss.
00:16:33I was saving for Conrad.
00:16:38Bitch, this is what you get.
00:16:48Oh my God.
00:16:50Where, where did my clothes go?
00:16:51Get ready, everyone.
00:16:52We're about to see our nerdy virgin Phoebe Jean.
00:16:55Completely naked.
00:16:57What do I do?
00:16:58What do I do?
00:17:02Where the hell did she go?
00:17:04Oh my God.
00:17:20Huh, that slut ran into the boys' locker rooms.
00:17:23Let's go.
00:17:29Hey, Seth.
00:17:31Did I just hear a girl's voice?
00:17:33What the hell?
00:17:34Conrad's next door?
00:17:36Hello?
00:17:37Seth, are you seeing someone?
00:17:38Uh, yeah.
00:17:38Why don't you mind your own business?
00:17:40Why don't I tell the truth?
00:17:42Yeah, let's tell the truth.
00:17:43Conrad can't find out I'm in here.
00:17:45Absolutely not.
00:17:46Phoebe Jean, our naked nerd.
00:17:48Come on out.
00:17:49Don't be shy.
00:17:51Phoebe Jean.
00:17:52Help me.
00:17:54Just help me.
00:17:56All right, then you know what?
00:17:57You owe me one favor and you don't have to do anything I say.
00:17:59A big one.
00:18:00All right.
00:18:01Seth, don't tell me Phoebe Jean's actually in your stall.
00:18:04It's fine, fine, fine, fine.
00:18:05You know what?
00:18:06You don't miss anything.
00:18:08Come on out, Phoebe.
00:18:09We heard you.
00:18:09We heard you scream.
00:18:15What?
00:18:17You know, that scream you guys heard was this.
00:18:20Just watch me a little, uh, gameplay.
00:18:22You know what I mean?
00:18:27I didn't mean to change me, too.
00:18:38Don't you ever let me catch you guys at men's locker room filming again.
00:18:41Rose, that's going to be your fault when I break.
00:18:42Get out of here.
00:18:43I'm sorry.
00:18:44I'm sorry.
00:18:44It was a misunderstanding.
00:18:45Okay, I'm leaving.
00:18:46Leaving?
00:18:47Leaving?
00:18:50Seth, I thought this little scandal of yours doesn't distract you from practice.
00:19:01Coaster's clear.
00:19:03Coaster's clear.
00:19:09Thanks.
00:19:11You know, no problem.
00:19:13Don't forget it.
00:19:13You, uh, you're opening up.
00:19:15Why don't you put your clothes on?
00:19:16Just because you saved me once doesn't make you my boss, devil.
00:19:25I need to know when I come on.
00:19:31I feel a little thirsty.
00:19:33I should give me a sports drink.
00:19:36Right, Mr. Astor.
00:19:42Where the hell did that kitty cat run off to?
00:19:45Phoebe!
00:19:45Hey, Phoebe!
00:19:48You saved me, so fine.
00:19:50I got a clue, drinks and snacks, and now what are you?
00:19:52Hey!
00:20:00What the hell is wrong with you?
00:20:02You threw yourself at Seth, kissing him with a dirty mouth, just to get noticed.
00:20:08Pathetic.
00:20:09Trash like you, who wants back, dumpster.
00:20:11Troll with flies and bugs.
00:20:18Are you insane?
00:20:20You have no idea what actually happened between Seth and I.
00:20:22I don't need to.
00:20:25Apologize for insulting Seth.
00:20:26Kneel.
00:20:27Stop.
00:20:30Abby, stop.
00:20:32Please, somebody help me.
00:20:34No, no one's coming to save you.
00:20:36This place is locked down.
00:20:40Oh.
00:20:42OMG.
00:20:44What are you, free?
00:20:46Even I feel bad for you, childish virgin loser.
00:20:50I bet you secretly dream about being fucked by Seth.
00:20:54Stop.
00:20:54Please, I don't want anything.
00:20:55I'm not trying to mess with you guys.
00:20:57Hey, Phoebe.
00:20:58Hey, Phoebe.
00:20:59Open up.
00:21:08Get the fuck out of me.
00:21:09Get the fuck out of me.
00:21:13Seth, what are you doing?
00:21:19You scuss me.
00:21:21Nothing to drop.
00:21:24Get the fuck out of me.
00:21:28Fuck.
00:21:29Fuck.
00:21:29Fuck.
00:21:30Fuck.
00:21:30Give me a fuck.
00:21:37Are you okay?
00:21:38They wouldn't have bullied me if they weren't for you.
00:21:40No, they're not.
00:21:41Yes, they are.
00:21:41This is your fault.
00:21:42No, I'll help.
00:21:45No, Phoebe.
00:21:46Phoebe!
00:21:52You mess with Phoebe, you mess with me.
00:21:54Do not fuck with me, okay?
00:21:59Get the fuck out of my sight.
00:22:02Now, get out.
00:22:03Or I post your naked butts all over the internet.
00:22:12Hey, Phoebe.
00:22:16Phoebe.
00:22:25Phoebe?
00:22:28Oh, my God.
00:22:30Phoebe.
00:22:32Oh, you're pretty enough.
00:22:50I don't need you, baby.
00:22:52You're rich and popular.
00:22:54You'll never actually care about me.
00:22:56All I wanted was to be noticed.
00:22:58To shine like Conrad.
00:23:00But all I got was your humiliation.
00:23:03Take these.
00:23:07Drink them.
00:23:16I promise you, I won't ever let anybody bully you ever again.
00:23:19And I'm sorry that I should have played.
00:23:22How the devil himself is actually apologizing.
00:23:25The devil doesn't apologize.
00:23:28I do.
00:23:43I dream that one day I can shine.
00:23:45I dream that one day I can shine on the homecoming stage.
00:23:55Then I can be confident and happy.
00:23:57Like other girls.
00:24:05You've been working so hard.
00:24:07Get better, Phoebe.
00:24:09And I'll help make your dreams come true.
00:24:15Shut up.
00:24:17Wait.
00:24:18I'll see in my bed.
00:24:19Phoebe.
00:24:20Time to get up or you'll be late.
00:24:24Phoebe.
00:24:25Time to get up or you'll be late.
00:24:28Phoebe.
00:24:32Phoebe.
00:24:35Phoebe, you hear me?
00:24:41Phoebe.
00:24:45Um.
00:24:47Um, I had a fever last night and my head hurts.
00:24:51Oh, poor thing.
00:24:53Get some rest, okay?
00:24:54I'm heading to school now.
00:24:55Bye.
00:24:58Okay, let me go.
00:24:59Let me go.
00:25:01You're tickling?
00:25:02Bye.
00:25:03Stop it!
00:25:06Thanks for taking care of me last night.
00:25:09Sleeping in the same bed.
00:25:10We're not that close.
00:25:12All right, then get out.
00:25:13This is my room.
00:25:14Whatever.
00:25:15I'll go to school first.
00:25:17I'll go to school.
00:25:25Look at him.
00:25:26He's crazy.
00:25:27Bro, he's totally in that VC, you're on it.
00:25:31Get out of my sight.
00:25:32I'll strip your bare asses posted all over the internet.
00:25:35Okay.
00:25:36Maybe he's not that bad.
00:25:40Hey, Phoebe!
00:25:41Hey, Phoebe!
00:25:43Open up!
00:25:54Let me help you.
00:25:57When all of a sudden you can't match your double-step, Brenna?
00:26:00Oh, yeah.
00:26:00I thought it was good.
00:26:01Bloody close.
00:26:09Once you stay close to me, I fall down.
00:26:17Once we go, I soon drown.
00:26:23Oh, yeah.
00:26:25Oh, yeah.
00:26:26I thought it was good.
00:26:29Oh, yeah.
00:26:43Oh, yeah.
00:26:45I mane-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
00:26:49-a-a-a- .
00:26:52Hello?
00:26:53What's up?
00:26:53You, sit down.
00:27:00Look, you don't always have to be the hero.
00:27:02You're a linebacker, your team needs you.
00:27:06You know, there are things I care about more than football.
00:27:09I find that hard to believe.
00:27:19Hey, stop zoning out.
00:27:25Take me to school.
00:27:26I want you to join me to school again?
00:27:29Yeah.
00:27:31I guess so.
00:27:36Hey, take a seat.
00:27:38Right here.
00:27:40Why don't you take it easy today?
00:27:42No assistant worked for you.
00:27:43Oh, how generous of you.
00:27:50You hurt?
00:27:51Seth lost the two.
00:27:53For her.
00:27:55Oh, wait.
00:27:56Something's going on between us?
00:27:58Wasn't Phoebe all over Conrad before?
00:28:01All right, don't look at me.
00:28:02I guess.
00:28:05What's up?
00:28:06Ooh.
00:28:07Come on.
00:28:07Oh, no.
00:28:11I'm sorry.
00:28:13I'm sorry.
00:28:14You okay?
00:28:15Come on, right.
00:28:16Yeah.
00:28:24Hey Phoebe, don't take that, take this, it's much better, I take that, that's for Phoebe, not you
00:28:35Uh, Conrad, I'm not thirsty, you can have it, thanks Phoebe
00:28:54Um, anyway, we should get to class, see you later kitty cat, kitty cat, yeah, I think he's my assistant
00:29:02now, she works for me, so why don't you stay away from me, got it, alright, I'll see you after
00:29:06the break
00:29:10Seth, anything or anyone you care about, it's mine now
00:29:18Conrad, always looks so perfect
00:29:21Alright everyone, time to pair up, the topic is, what makes Jean Valjean change from bad to good, we have
00:29:30ten minutes to discuss and then we'll present to the class
00:29:38I, I think it's because of love, he found someone who finally was all the good in him
00:29:44I think you have a brilliant idea this week
00:30:02Look at Seth's face, low-key, salty, bro he's totally into that BC girl
00:30:10Bro, what the fuck
00:30:22Just wait, Phoebe, Jean
00:30:30Where the hell did she go?
00:30:35Hey, you know, the curfew in this house is eight o'clock
00:30:39You scared the shit out of me
00:30:41Amy, thanks for covering me
00:30:47What's this for?
00:30:48Uh, Conrad invited me to his band rehearsal
00:30:50He's helped me with your cords
00:30:52N-O-C-G-E
00:30:55Shut up
00:30:57You're not allowed to go anywhere without me
00:30:59You understand? Especially cut your ass
00:31:02Okay
00:31:03You're your stepbrother
00:31:07Play a nice kid, kid
00:31:09Meow
00:31:13Thanks for the guitar
00:31:16Just your stepbrother, huh?
00:31:24Hey, wake up
00:31:28It's morning time
00:31:29Let's go
00:31:33Let's go
00:31:34Look, I need your fashion advice
00:31:37Which girl
00:31:39Should I wear with a dress?
00:31:42Wow, she is so beautiful
00:31:44White or pink?
00:31:47The white one
00:31:48Okay
00:31:50Where you, uh, all of a sudden into fashion?
00:31:53Because I want to make a good impression on Conrad
00:31:56Oh, I want Conrad
00:31:57Oh, Conrad
00:31:58How can we ever talk about this fucking Conrad?
00:32:00You know I like him
00:32:01Yeah, yeah, whatever
00:32:01So why are you getting mad?
00:32:03I'm not getting mad
00:32:03You know what, I
00:32:04Why don't you drive yourself to school?
00:32:07What do I do to piss him off now?
00:32:10Hello
00:32:11Hello
00:32:12Hello
00:32:29You twisted slut
00:32:31You do not deserve to breathe the same air as Seth
00:32:33What the hell are you talking about?
00:32:35Hey, BB Jeans
00:32:35How much do you try to sleep with you for a night?
00:32:38Or with your mom?
00:32:38Let go of me
00:32:47Who the hell did this?
00:32:49Like mother, like daughter
00:32:50Both blood
00:32:51Shameless
00:32:52Free
00:32:52Kick them out
00:32:53Kick them out
00:32:56Kick them out
00:32:57Kick them out
00:32:58Kick them out
00:32:59Kick them out
00:33:00Kick them out
00:33:00Kick them out
00:33:02Kick them out
00:33:04It's
00:33:05Seth's signature
00:33:07You saw me first
00:33:11Seth, I thought you weren't bad
00:33:13But
00:33:13He was so wrong about you
00:33:17Oh my god
00:33:18Oh my god
00:33:19Oh my god
00:33:20Oh my god
00:33:24Hey
00:33:24Oh
00:33:25Seth, Aster
00:33:26You're actually the devil
00:33:28Baby, what are you talking about?
00:33:29Hey, hey
00:33:31I trusted you
00:33:32And I was wrong
00:33:33If you hate me, fine
00:33:34Take it out on me
00:33:35But don't you dare talk shit about my mother
00:33:37Hey, what are you talking about?
00:33:38Just let go of me
00:33:39Please, stop
00:33:39Calm down
00:33:40I will never believe a single word you say ever again
00:33:43Okay, Phoebe
00:33:45Phoebe
00:33:48Who's this?
00:34:01Hello
00:34:01Yes
00:34:02There have been some fake pictures going right out of my stepmother
00:34:04I want them all deleted
00:34:05Permanently wiped off the face of the earth
00:34:07Do you understand?
00:34:07Okay
00:34:08And whoever did this
00:34:08I want them to fucking suffer
00:34:09Got it?
00:34:10Thank you
00:34:15Whoa
00:34:16Hey
00:34:17Phoebe, what happened?
00:34:20Oh, hey
00:34:22Whoever hurt you
00:34:23Don't let them see you cry
00:34:29Thanks
00:34:29Yeah
00:34:43Of course, Seth
00:34:44She's liked him since the beginning
00:34:47Hey, get to volleyball practice, okay?
00:34:49Here
00:34:50Conrad almost kissed me
00:34:52It's time to kick that devil, Seth, out of my life
00:34:58Perfect partner
00:34:59You keep Phoebe away from Seth
00:35:01Make her yours
00:35:01And I'll grab the coach
00:35:03Get you a varsity captain
00:35:05Deal
00:35:11Let's make your knife unforgettable
00:35:16Let's see what secrets our nerd has in store for us
00:35:27Oh, this is legend for Phoebe
00:35:31You are going to be the biggest joke tonight
00:35:41It's from Conrad
00:35:42Phoebe, I'd like to invite you to a costume party I'm hosting tonight
00:35:46Sunset Boulevard at 8 p.m.
00:35:47See you then
00:35:56This is insane
00:36:00Hey, Phoebe
00:36:01There's a party tonight
00:36:02I was wondering if, you know, maybe you wanted to go with me
00:36:05I'm not going
00:36:05Just leave me alone
00:36:08I got this for you
00:36:10Cut the act
00:36:11Get out of my sight
00:36:15No matter what I do
00:36:16She won't forgive me
00:36:21I trust you, Seth
00:36:22But you hurt my mom
00:36:23And I will never forgive you
00:36:37Hey, Conrad
00:36:40Hi, little Phoebe
00:36:43Hey, Stacey
00:36:45What are you doing here?
00:36:48What are you doing here?
00:36:50Eric invited me
00:36:50Though
00:36:51Conrad's not hosting this party
00:36:54You set me up
00:36:56I'm leaving
00:36:57Hey, oh
00:36:58It's party time, Phoebe
00:36:59Take off your coat so we can see what you like
00:37:02Let go of me
00:37:03Let go of me
00:37:10No way
00:37:11Phoebe Jean, the flat-shedged nerd in a skiffy maid outfit?
00:37:14A nerd like her is secretly a dirty maid on the inside
00:37:17Everyone, please stop
00:37:18Attention
00:37:19Attention, everyone
00:37:20The best part is fear
00:37:21It's time to read our horny maid, Phoebe's erotic fantasy
00:37:24What?
00:37:26You took my virginity
00:37:28And thrust into my core
00:37:29Until I could feel your warmth
00:37:32No, stop
00:37:33No, stop
00:37:34Stop, please
00:37:35No, not for you
00:37:36Please
00:37:36Stop
00:37:37Please
00:37:38Keep reading
00:37:39No, please
00:37:40Don't talk more
00:37:42Yes, Conrad
00:37:50I called out your name
00:37:52Oh my god
00:37:53She actually wrote porn about Conrad
00:37:55You filthy slut
00:37:56That's sick
00:37:57Conrad, it's not true
00:37:58You melt me with white cream
00:38:00Oh my god
00:38:01Oh my god
00:38:02Little virgin pee-pee
00:38:03You crave a real dick so bad
00:38:05Please
00:38:05Stop it
00:38:07Putting on the do-dos
00:38:33I would rather disappear
00:38:37You press me into the bathtub
00:38:39And make me wet
00:38:40This is pathetic
00:38:42No man will ever want to experience any of these things
00:38:45Unless it's with me
00:38:58No one's coming to save you
00:39:01Not Conrad, not Seth
00:39:03You want to know a secret?
00:39:04It wasn't Seth
00:39:05It was me who exposed your mother's slutty photos
00:39:14So I was wrong about Seth
00:39:15I even slapped him
00:39:17He's never coming for me now
00:39:21Phoebe
00:39:49You okay?
00:39:52Look at me, look at me.
00:39:53I'm so sorry that I was leaving.
00:39:54I'm so sorry.
00:39:55Did you think you're coming?
00:39:56Excuse me, right?
00:39:58I'm here now.
00:39:59Why did you save that desperate virgin?
00:40:01Oh, be careful.
00:40:02She might write about you in her next erotic fantasy.
00:40:07You know what the funny thing is, Stacy?
00:40:12I love Phoebe's writing.
00:40:14I love it so much,
00:40:16and I'm gonna make it real.
00:40:17Right now.
00:40:22He puts me on the table,
00:40:23and he grabs an ice cube.
00:40:25He puts it between his lips.
00:40:26He leans in,
00:40:27and he moves the ice around me.
00:40:32No.
00:40:34Oh, my God.
00:40:36Oh.
00:40:56Oh, my God.
00:40:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:40:59Oh, I don't know.
00:41:04You know, Phoebe was my ex.
00:41:08She's the best I ever had.
00:41:11He said I was his ex?
00:41:14Phoebe G,
00:41:15that bugly slut,
00:41:16is your ex?
00:41:17You,
00:41:18the most popular boy in our school?
00:41:19Uh, yeah,
00:41:20that's what I just said,
00:41:21dumbass.
00:41:21That's why I would never tolerate
00:41:22anybody trying to hurt her,
00:41:24especially not some dumb,
00:41:25stuck-up,
00:41:26trash-talking bitch
00:41:26like yourself.
00:41:28Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:30Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:32Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:33Oh, my God.
00:41:34Oh, my God, she can't move.
00:41:35Oh, my God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:37And now nobody goes in and helps her
00:41:38until Phoebe says that that's enough.
00:41:46And you know what?
00:41:46I better not catch any videos
00:41:47of this online,
00:41:48or else every single one of you
00:41:49is getting kicked off the team.
00:41:50Phone, now.
00:41:52Phone.
00:41:53Phone.
00:41:53Dude, what's that?
00:41:54Give me your fucking phone.
00:41:58Dude, Seth, what are you doing?
00:41:59Oh, my God.
00:42:03All right, now I'm gonna fuck Phoebe
00:42:04on this table,
00:42:05so why don't you guys all
00:42:06get lost?
00:42:07Now, get the fuck out of here.
00:42:12What do you think's for me to do it?
00:42:14I'm just kidding.
00:42:19You okay?
00:42:20You can let me down.
00:42:21I can walk.
00:42:24Take it easy, killer.
00:42:25Why does it feel like
00:42:26I don't want to let him go?
00:42:29Can we go somewhere else?
00:42:30I want to go check out
00:42:31one of my secret spots.
00:42:47Who is she?
00:42:52Who is she?
00:42:53That's my mom.
00:42:54She died a couple years ago.
00:42:57Oh,
00:42:57I'm sorry.
00:42:58I didn't know.
00:43:00I didn't mean to.
00:43:00It's okay.
00:43:01Maybe she's got some
00:43:02extra clothes,
00:43:03so I'll put these on.
00:43:05Is there any still warm?
00:43:06I don't want you
00:43:06to get in safe.
00:43:08Yeah, yeah.
00:43:09Sorry about that.
00:43:13You're good.
00:43:14You can turn back around.
00:43:17Thank you, Seth,
00:43:18for saving me tonight.
00:43:19Mm-hmm.
00:43:20I have a kitty cat
00:43:21saying thank you
00:43:22to the devil, huh?
00:43:23I'm sorry I called you
00:43:24the devil.
00:43:25I was wrong.
00:43:26I didn't mean to.
00:43:27Turn around.
00:43:28Mm-hmm.
00:43:32Good, Seth, please.
00:43:40Wonder how it feels
00:43:41to tangle with a real eight-pack.
00:44:16Oh, am I crazy?
00:44:17Why would I fantasize
00:44:18about Seth?
00:44:19He's my stepbrother.
00:44:23Hold on.
00:44:28You know,
00:44:29I wasn't really nice
00:44:29to you and your mom
00:44:30when I first met you guys.
00:44:31I'm sorry about that.
00:44:32I had this weird thing
00:44:33that if I was nice to you guys
00:44:34that people would forget
00:44:35about my real mom.
00:44:37That's not true, though.
00:44:38And you guys are
00:44:39really great people.
00:44:41Thanks.
00:44:42And you're not so bad
00:44:44for a stepbrother.
00:44:45I don't want to be
00:44:46just your stepbrother.
00:44:48Well, I guess
00:44:48everyone at school
00:44:49thinks I'm a delusional
00:44:50pervert now.
00:44:51You know what you should do,
00:44:52Phoebe?
00:44:52Next week,
00:44:53walk back into school
00:44:53and blow everybody away
00:44:54and run for homecoming queen.
00:44:56What?
00:44:56I mean it.
00:44:57Are you serious?
00:44:58Absolutely.
00:44:58Listen, people forget
00:44:59about any kind of rumor
00:45:00if you're confident.
00:45:01And I'll be there
00:45:02to help you out.
00:45:03What do you say?
00:45:07I think this one
00:45:08will be perfect.
00:45:10Uh, nah.
00:45:12I think this will suit you better.
00:45:16Oh, no.
00:45:22You say
00:45:23I'm the only one you need
00:45:28Oh, yeah.
00:45:29Yeah.
00:45:30Yes.
00:45:30That's great.
00:45:31That's confidence.
00:45:35Wow.
00:45:38Perfect.
00:45:43How you feeling?
00:45:44Scared.
00:45:45You got this?
00:45:46Confidence tops.
00:45:47Really?
00:45:48Definitely, you're gonna step back
00:45:49and then you're gonna go to the side
00:45:50and then they're gonna go together.
00:45:52Okay.
00:45:54Sorry.
00:45:54Put your arms around my neck.
00:45:55Like this.
00:45:58Actually, why don't you
00:45:58stand on my feet?
00:45:59Your feet.
00:46:00Stay down.
00:46:02I'll guide you.
00:46:03Why am I attracted to him now?
00:46:05He smells so good.
00:46:20You ready, princess?
00:46:21Yep.
00:46:23Wow.
00:46:24She's like super hot.
00:46:26Is that Phoebe Jean?
00:46:27She looks stunning.
00:46:30Oh, my God.
00:46:31Is that Phoebe?
00:46:32Pathetic virgin turned into hot chick.
00:46:34What a glow up.
00:46:35In one weekend?
00:46:36Who changed her?
00:46:38Fine, nerd.
00:46:39You want to fight over homecoming queen?
00:46:41It's war.
00:46:43I'll make you regret
00:46:44trying to steal my spotlight.
00:46:51You did all this?
00:46:53Yeah.
00:46:54Good PR matters.
00:46:55Yo, vote for Phoebe.
00:46:56Hey, vote for Phoebe, 2026.
00:46:57She's the best.
00:46:58Vote for Phoebe.
00:46:59Damn, Phoebe.
00:47:00You totally got our vote.
00:47:03See what I mean?
00:47:04Confidence.
00:47:06Yeah, really.
00:47:07Yeah.
00:47:10What's she so proud of?
00:47:11Homecoming queen is going to be me.
00:47:12Yeah, don't worry about it.
00:47:15Hey, Phoebe.
00:47:17I'll be right back.
00:47:18Um.
00:47:20Hi.
00:47:21Hi.
00:47:21Hey, uh, I voted for you.
00:47:23Oh.
00:47:24And about the other night, I'm sorry.
00:47:26I should have stood up for you.
00:47:27No, it's totally fine.
00:47:38Excuse me.
00:47:43Let me make it up to you.
00:47:45Dinner tonight?
00:47:46A date with Conrad?
00:47:47My dream is coming true.
00:47:49I need to tell Seth.
00:47:53Why am I not as happy as I thought I'd be?
00:48:01So?
00:48:02Joining me?
00:48:03Um.
00:48:04Yeah.
00:48:04Sure.
00:48:05Perfect.
00:48:06Yes.
00:48:06I've always liked Conrad.
00:48:07All those fantasies I had about Seth were just illusions.
00:48:10We should both have our own relationships.
00:48:12Let's go.
00:48:13Okay.
00:48:16Don't give a touch on me again.
00:48:19What should I wear tonight?
00:48:20My first date with Conrad.
00:48:29That taste isn't so bad.
00:48:36Hey, Mom.
00:48:38Can you help me with this spur?
00:48:40It's stuck.
00:48:45Oh, thank you.
00:48:55Mom.
00:48:55Stop.
00:48:56Stop.
00:49:08What are you doing?
00:49:10Okay, I like this.
00:49:11Looks good.
00:49:19Here.
00:49:20Hi.
00:49:21Hi.
00:49:23What are you doing?
00:49:25Well, because I told everybody that we were exes.
00:49:27So, uh, I should make it look real.
00:49:31Okay.
00:49:35Conrad.
00:49:35What did you say?
00:49:35I was coming.
00:49:36I'm texting you.
00:49:37Hey, I'll be outside of your house at 7 p.m.
00:49:39I see you there.
00:49:40What are you guys, uh, going on a little date?
00:49:42He asked me to dinner.
00:49:43Cute.
00:49:44Cute.
00:49:44Well, why don't we, uh, leave him a little voice message?
00:49:46Hey, Conrad.
00:49:46This is Seth.
00:49:47Uh, I'm calling you from inside Phoebe's bed right now.
00:49:50She keeps trying to take my shirt off and tells me how much she likes me.
00:49:52So, why don't you fuck off and find some other plants in her.
00:49:53Yeah.
00:49:54Later.
00:49:54No, no, no.
00:49:54Get it.
00:49:55Get it.
00:49:55Get it.
00:49:55Get it.
00:49:55Get it.
00:49:55Oh, come on.
00:49:56What?
00:49:58What?
00:50:00What are you going to do now, kitty cat?
00:50:01Here you go, right now.
00:50:03Can you eat my...
00:50:05Oh, I have it.
00:50:09Seth, I'm serious.
00:50:11I like Conrad.
00:50:12I don't want him to think you and I are a thing.
00:50:14Do it, because we're not.
00:50:20Why does my heart feel so heavy?
00:50:32Everybody going to pick him, Phoebe?
00:50:36Hey.
00:50:37Man, listen.
00:50:38I dug into that Conrad guy like you asked.
00:50:40Dude, he's sketchy.
00:50:41Spiking drinks, messing with girls at parties.
00:50:43Total trouble.
00:50:44All right, well, thank you for letting me know.
00:50:46All right, bye.
00:50:56Great.
00:50:57They're firing.
00:50:59Come on, let's dance.
00:51:01Okay.
00:51:14Phoebe, you look so hot tonight.
00:51:19I'm kind of kicking myself for not asking you out earlier.
00:51:22Say something, Phoebe.
00:51:24You're literally dancing with your crush right now.
00:51:26Oh, thanks.
00:51:28I guess we have Seth to thank for this outfit.
00:51:32Shit.
00:51:33Did I just bring out my crush's enemy?
00:51:35Come on, Phoebe.
00:51:38Phoebe, it's a fucking phone.
00:51:39Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message.
00:51:41That's fucking damage.
00:51:45Let's leave him out of that.
00:51:47Yeah.
00:51:50Therefore, you can step back, and then you can go to the side.
00:51:53I'll guide you.
00:51:55So, ready?
00:51:56If Seth were here, I'd want to dance with him.
00:51:59Come on, Phoebe.
00:52:00Let's grab a drink.
00:52:10Here you go.
00:52:12Thanks.
00:52:13Cheers.
00:52:15Cheers.
00:52:21Phoebe.
00:52:23Phoebe.
00:52:26Phoebe.
00:52:27Phoebe.
00:52:27Hey, Phoebe.
00:52:28Hey, Phoebe.
00:52:30Do I know you?
00:52:31No, I'm so sorry.
00:52:32Um.
00:52:37Phoebe.
00:52:38Phoebe.
00:52:39Hey, shut it, asshole.
00:52:41You're making my hair, please.
00:52:42Shh.
00:52:43Shh.
00:52:49Where are you, Phoebe?
00:52:58Phoebe!
00:53:01Hey, Phoebe, don't drink that.
00:53:03Excuse me.
00:53:04What the hell?
00:53:05They're going from last.
00:53:07Seth, what are you doing here?
00:53:09What are you doing here?
00:53:13Oh.
00:53:14Oh.
00:53:15What the hell is wrong with you?
00:53:17All right, come on, let's go.
00:53:18Who the hell do you think you are taking her away?
00:53:21Hey, who the hell do you think you are taking her away?
00:53:22Why don't you never speak to me again?
00:53:24Come on, let's go.
00:53:25I have to protect Phoebe from guys like you.
00:53:28Players and bullies.
00:53:29Huh.
00:53:31Excuse me.
00:53:38You know, you dropped the act now, you fucking hypocrite.
00:53:40Stay away from me.
00:53:41Unless the next time it's going to be your head that I smash against the rest.
00:53:43Are you crazy?
00:53:45Yeah, are you okay?
00:53:46Let's go.
00:53:47Stop.
00:53:47Don't let go of me.
00:53:48Hey, you know what?
00:53:49You owe me.
00:53:50Seriously?
00:53:50Yeah, I didn't forget.
00:53:51Like the devil again?
00:53:53I'm going to count to three.
00:53:54One.
00:53:56Two.
00:53:56Sorry, Conor, I have to go.
00:53:59Come on.
00:53:59Come on.
00:54:01I have to move, Seth.
00:54:03You're going to regret this.
00:54:06You know, if I say it's time to go, it's time to go.
00:54:08Don't give me a fucking hard time next time.
00:54:09You can't tell me what to do.
00:54:10Yes, I do.
00:54:11Seth, Astrid, do you realize what you just did?
00:54:13What I just did?
00:54:14Yes, you ruined my date.
00:54:15And you hurt Conrad.
00:54:17Conrad is a fucking snake.
00:54:18And if I didn't show up when I did, he'd be drugged and unconscious in his bed right now.
00:54:21Oh, cut it out.
00:54:22He's not like that, okay?
00:54:24Oh, he's not like that.
00:54:24He's not.
00:54:25He's gentle.
00:54:25You are so fucking stupid, Seth.
00:54:27No, he would never do that to me.
00:54:28You're just mad because he's more popular than you.
00:54:31Oh, because he's more popular than me?
00:54:32I just think I give a fuck about who's popular.
00:54:33That's why you ruined my date.
00:54:35Did I ruin your precious date?
00:54:36I'm so fucking sorry that I ruined your precious fucking date after I called you 20 times.
00:54:39I drove around every bar in the city.
00:54:41I drove around for three hours looking for you.
00:54:43Like a fucking...
00:54:46He searched for me for three hours?
00:54:48Because I'm such a fucking idiot and I care about you.
00:54:52Don't touch my fucking car.
00:54:53What?
00:54:54Walk home.
00:55:00God damn it, when they tell them to walk home.
00:55:08There's a freaking storm.
00:55:09I can't walk home.
00:55:10Well, I have an umbrella and rain boots in the trunk, so you can't.
00:55:12Sure, I'm sick of you.
00:55:14Why'd you come back, huh?
00:55:15Why'd you go?
00:55:15Why?
00:55:16Why?
00:55:17Because I care about you, okay?
00:55:22You know what I want, Phoebe?
00:55:25I want to kiss you.
00:55:26I want to take off all your clothes.
00:55:28I want to swallow you whole way.
00:55:29You beg me for more.
00:55:37Seth, Master, you can't do this to her.
00:55:39She's your stepsister.
00:55:43Don't you ever fucking close your eyes like that, all right?
00:55:46Do you think I was gonna kiss you?
00:55:48You're an asshole.
00:55:50She's driving home.
00:55:54Phoebe, get a grip.
00:55:56You like Conrad.
00:55:57You can't fall for Seth.
00:55:59Plus, he's your step-worker.
00:56:05Phoebe, Seth, what happened to you two?
00:56:08You're soaked.
00:56:09Phoebe, why don't you tell them?
00:56:11We forgot an umbrella.
00:56:13Hurry.
00:56:14Go take a hot shower, both of you.
00:56:15Go catch a cold.
00:56:16Got it.
00:56:17Come on, you first.
00:56:19Kids.
00:56:20Go.
00:56:20Move.
00:56:21Go.
00:56:23Go.
00:56:34Sorry.
00:56:35I'm sorry.
00:56:36I'm sorry.
00:56:37Wow.
00:56:38Okay.
00:56:44So good.
00:56:48Where to go, where to go, where to go, where to go.
00:56:49Phoebe?
00:56:50Hey.
00:56:51What's going on up there?
00:56:52You okay?
00:56:58Open the door.
00:56:59Phoebe, what's going on?
00:56:59Are you okay?
00:57:01Everything's fine.
00:57:02Everything's fine.
00:57:03Get in the closet.
00:57:04What the heck?
00:57:05Get in the closet.
00:57:06Get in the closet.
00:57:07Get in there.
00:57:09Wait.
00:57:11Mom.
00:57:12Jacob.
00:57:13Um, I saw a cockroach's ice cream, but everything's good.
00:57:18Still prepping for the homecoming?
00:57:20Mm-hmm.
00:57:21Don't push yourself too hard.
00:57:23Kids rest already.
00:57:25Okay.
00:57:25Good night.
00:57:26Good night, sweetie.
00:57:27If you see the cockroach again, just tell me, all right?
00:57:29Okay.
00:57:31You're good.
00:57:34But she's out too much.
00:57:35Phoebe.
00:57:38Okay.
00:57:38Oh, my God.
00:57:39I'm not used to seeing a half-naked man.
00:57:42Shall we look Phoebe, huh?
00:57:44Don't get the wrong idea.
00:57:46I was just trying to help you with your cut.
00:57:48The first aid kit's out there.
00:57:49You can do it yourself.
00:57:49Thank you, my dear, Phoebe.
00:57:52I'm all set.
00:57:54Put on.
00:57:58Fuck, please.
00:57:59That hot asshole.
00:58:04Stop thinking about Seth.
00:58:06First, you have to apologize to Conrad for tonight.
00:58:10Conrad, are you feeling better?
00:58:12I'm really sorry about tonight.
00:58:14Can I make it up to you next time?
00:58:15Mm-hmm.
00:58:20I'm all right.
00:58:20Don't worry, Phoebe.
00:58:21I can't wait for our next date.
00:58:25You know what I want, Phoebe?
00:58:26I want to take off all your clothes.
00:58:27I want to swallow you whole while you beg me for more.
00:58:34That's my stepbrother.
00:58:36And clearly, a player.
00:58:37So why does my heart keep racing for him?
00:58:4044!
00:58:4245!
00:58:4346!
00:58:4547!
00:58:46It's strong!
00:58:4748!
00:58:47Come on, two more!
00:58:4949!
00:58:50One more!
00:58:52Work out.
00:58:53Come on, two more, three!
00:58:54One, two, three, ten!
00:58:57Trust me, man.
00:58:59Slutty little virgin Phoebe's basically mine already.
00:59:02No way, bro.
00:59:04How did you get her?
00:59:04Well, she's totally into me.
00:59:06I bet next time she'll end up in my bed.
00:59:08Shut your fucking mouth.
00:59:11Oh!
00:59:12Oh!
00:59:13Oh!
00:59:18Oh!
00:59:19Oh!
00:59:19Oh!
00:59:19Oh!
00:59:20Oh!
00:59:20Oh!
00:59:21Oh!
00:59:22Oh!
00:59:23Oh!
00:59:23Oh!
00:59:25Oh!
00:59:26Oh!
00:59:28Oh!
00:59:28Oh!
00:59:32Oh!
00:59:33Amy!
00:59:34Amy!
00:59:35They're fighting in the locker room!
00:59:38Oh God.
00:59:39Stay the fuck away from me, okay?
00:59:41I know what you did to these girls that poor you son fucking cruel.
00:59:43Guess what, Seth?
00:59:44I can only imagine what you've looked like.
00:59:45Morning, living.
00:59:47It's sick.
00:59:49Wait, huh?
00:59:50Hey, stop it!
00:59:51Stop!
00:59:51You like that?
00:59:52You fucked up!
00:59:52Stop hurting me!
00:59:53Stop hurting Conrad!
00:59:54What the hell is wrong with you?
00:59:56What's wrong with me?
00:59:56What's your fucking problem?
00:59:57You keep going after it. Didn't do anything wrong.
01:00:00Are you blinding just fucking stupid?
01:00:01You still trust Comrade? You have no idea what he does.
01:00:05Yeah, I trust him.
01:00:06Because unlike you, he doesn't get off on hurting people.
01:00:10That's what you think of me, huh?
01:00:11Well, okay.
01:00:12Whatever happens to you, I don't care.
01:00:15Excuse me.
01:00:18Wait.
01:00:20What's wrong with that?
01:00:24Julie.
01:00:25Here.
01:00:26Savannah.
01:00:27Here.
01:00:27Phoebe.
01:00:28Great.
01:00:30Seth.
01:00:32Seth.
01:00:35Okay.
01:00:36Tyler.
01:00:37Yes, Phoebe.
01:00:40He's not here either.
01:00:42Hey, Phoebe.
01:00:57Please leave your message form.
01:01:00Where is he?
01:01:05Hey, Seth.
01:01:06What did you?
01:01:07What did you...
01:01:08Hey, sweetie.
01:01:10So, you two?
01:01:12Oh, yeah.
01:01:14That's right.
01:01:14We're a couple now.
01:01:16It's all power couples, don't you think?
01:01:18Yeah.
01:01:19Is that true?
01:01:20You know what Stacy did to me.
01:01:22So what?
01:01:24Stacy's my new assistant.
01:01:26Yeah.
01:01:27Great.
01:01:29Congrats.
01:01:30Congrats.
01:01:32Phoebe, you should be happy.
01:01:35You're finally free from that devil.
01:01:37But why do I feel so hurt?
01:01:39Phoebe.
01:01:44Phoebe.
01:01:45Under the city of my life.
01:01:47Will you be my homecoming date?
01:01:49Say yes.
01:01:50Say yes.
01:01:51Say yes.
01:01:56Yes.
01:01:57Yes, of course.
01:01:58Yeah.
01:02:12Baby.
01:02:15Fifi, my girl, you are going to be the most remarkable homecoming queen tonight.
01:02:19Mom, you're exaggerating.
01:02:21Where the hell is Seth?
01:02:23This is a special night for Fifi.
01:02:25You should drive her.
01:02:27Maybe he is busy.
01:02:32Tonight, under the stadium light, will you be my homecoming date?
01:02:35Yes, of course.
01:02:44Oh, we see she's here now.
01:02:46Yeah.
01:03:00Wow, she looks amazing.
01:03:03Phoebe and Conrad, the total power couple.
01:03:07Seth, where are you?
01:03:09Oh.
01:03:09Oh.
01:03:11Oh.
01:03:12Oh.
01:03:14This year's homecoming king is Conrad Harper.
01:03:20Congrats, my man.
01:03:21Thanks, Phoebe.
01:03:23And the homecoming queen is...
01:03:27Phoebe Jean.
01:03:30Come on.
01:03:31Let's go.
01:03:32Let's go.
01:03:38How do I feel so empty?
01:03:40Homecoming queen, cheers, Conrad.
01:03:43It's everything I used to dream about.
01:03:45Funny.
01:03:46The only person I want here is Seth.
01:03:49Seth?
01:03:50Can I see my phone?
01:03:53Is this a family member of Seth Aster?
01:03:55He was in a severe car crash.
01:03:56He's at St. Paul.
01:03:58Who?
01:03:59Who?
01:04:00What's wrong?
01:04:02Phoebe.
01:04:03What?
01:04:04Where are you going?
01:04:05Tonight's our big night.
01:04:06Just let go of me.
01:04:07What?
01:04:09Enjoy.
01:04:12Wait, did she just totally bitch-con on?
01:04:15Where the hell did that bitch go?
01:04:18Phoebe Jean, don't we're threat this.
01:04:23I died.
01:04:24Sorry, I'm going to sleep next from the car crash.
01:04:29Oh.
01:04:33Oh.
01:04:33No, I'm sorry, Seth.
01:04:36I'm so stupid.
01:04:37I never loved Conrad.
01:04:39It was you.
01:04:40It's always been you.
01:04:42You drive me crazy, but you made me laugh.
01:04:46You made me cry.
01:04:47You're the only one.
01:04:48I can't stop thinking about him.
01:04:50I'm sorry.
01:04:51It took me till now to say it.
01:04:53I'm sorry.
01:04:57I'm so sorry, Seth.
01:04:58I'm sorry.
01:04:59It's too late.
01:05:00I'm sorry.
01:05:02I'm sorry.
01:05:02I'm sorry.
01:05:03I'm sorry.
01:05:03Who says you're too late?
01:05:11Is it real?
01:05:12I didn't get the chance to tell you.
01:05:14You're going to spy.
01:05:17I'm okay.
01:05:19I'm okay, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
01:05:21Oh my God.
01:05:23Don't ask me, scared me to death.
01:05:25Wow.
01:05:26At least now I know that you really love me.
01:05:28Of course I do.
01:05:30You look beautiful.
01:05:31Really?
01:05:33Yeah.
01:05:34I don't know.
01:05:35It's sweaty and crying.
01:05:37I don't care about that.
01:05:38All I can think about is that I want to kiss you right here in front of everybody.
01:05:42I am way too into you, Phoebe Jean.
01:05:45Come here.
01:05:56That's the most romantic love confession I've ever seen.
01:06:02Don't laugh, idiot.
01:06:05Let me show you my room back.
01:06:12Now you came back to me.
01:06:15There's no tick-backs.
01:06:18No tick-backs.
01:06:37Please.
01:06:37Please.
01:06:48Listen.
01:06:50I want you.
01:06:59Don't worry.
01:07:01I'll be gentle.
01:07:25Young master, I've confirmed your car accident.
01:07:27Conrad Harper orchestrated it.
01:07:31Beautiful.
01:07:32Thank you for confirming.
01:07:33Oh, my God.
01:07:34Conrad did all this?
01:07:36Yeah.
01:07:36And not only did he, like, destroy the brakes in my car, but he also was drugging and essentially
01:07:41assaulting, like, other girls from my schools.
01:07:43Oh, my God.
01:07:45Yeah.
01:07:45Sorry I didn't trust you.
01:07:47Hey, it's okay.
01:07:48I didn't realize how much of a douche Conrad was.
01:07:51Yeah.
01:07:51Pretty serious douche.
01:07:52Yeah.
01:07:53I'll take care of it.
01:07:54And when I'm done, no girl in school will come anywhere near him.
01:07:57Kitty, can't you growin' up?
01:08:03Five more minutes.
01:08:13There you go.
01:08:14Right.
01:08:30Kitty, are you okay?
01:08:32Did you figure out last night's emergency?
01:08:36Don't feel bad about leaving me last night.
01:08:38I'm totally fine.
01:08:39And as long as you're good, that's all that matters to me.
01:08:44Conrad, I never imagined you'd be so disgusting and two-faced.
01:08:48You almost killed Seth last night.
01:08:50And you drugged all those girls.
01:08:51Phoebe, there's been a misunderstanding.
01:08:54An innocent girl like you can easily be tricked.
01:08:58I wasn't tricked.
01:08:59I know exactly who you are.
01:09:01I liked you, but I will never fall for someone like you again.
01:09:04Someone who makes my skin crawl.
01:09:06And I'll make sure every single girl in school knows exactly who you are.
01:09:13Phoebe?
01:09:14Seth, you pushed me into this.
01:09:17And it just so happens I know your dirty little secret.
01:09:22We're gonna win.
01:09:23We have to win volleyball.
01:09:23So you guys have to be really good at volleyball.
01:09:25You're in a trap.
01:09:26No.
01:09:29OMG.
01:09:30You win, Evan.
01:09:31I got the same thing.
01:09:32Oh my God.
01:09:34Oh my God.
01:09:38What the hell is your problem?
01:09:40Phoebe Jean, you are so gross.
01:09:43Sucking your stepbrother's dick.
01:09:45Oh my God.
01:09:46That sucks.
01:09:47She's so sick.
01:09:49I can't believe we just voted this pervert.
01:09:50Homecoming queen.
01:09:55You act all holier than thou.
01:09:57But really?
01:09:58You're just a whiny little bitch.
01:10:00Turns out our little Miss Perfect is just a cheap sludge.
01:10:05I kind of wonder what's next.
01:10:06Hooking up with Poppy.
01:10:08No.
01:10:08No.
01:10:09What should I do?
01:10:12No.
01:10:14No.
01:10:18No.
01:10:19No.
01:10:19No.
01:10:20No.
01:10:20No.
01:10:22No.
01:10:23No.
01:10:24No.
01:10:25No.
01:10:30No.
01:10:31Hey, wait for me.
01:10:32Boys lock this down.
01:10:33Yes, sir.
01:10:34Heads down.
01:10:34On the ground.
01:10:35Let's go.
01:10:36You okay?
01:10:37I guess.
01:10:40Wait, no, Seth.
01:10:41What are you doing?
01:10:42I did nothing wrong.
01:10:44Okay, blame her.
01:10:46She seduced you.
01:10:46And she started this incestuous affair.
01:10:52Yes, Phoebe Jean is my stepsister.
01:10:55But when it comes to the incestuous affair, it's all my fault.
01:10:59I pursued Phoebe.
01:11:00I forced her to be my assistant and do everything for me.
01:11:02But Phoebe had nothing to do with it.
01:11:08It's just a game.
01:11:10Now that it's out, it's over with.
01:11:12Does everybody understand that?
01:11:14Okay, good.
01:11:15Remember that I am breaking up with you.
01:11:17Okay?
01:11:18Seth, I know you're protecting me.
01:11:21Seth?
01:11:22Phoebe?
01:11:24Principal's office.
01:11:25Now.
01:11:31Mr. Astor?
01:11:33This scandal is damaging the school's reputation.
01:11:36And the Astor family stock keeps stopping.
01:11:38We need to address this immediately.
01:11:41I always knew you were reckless.
01:11:44But praying on your own stepsister?
01:11:50You, you should be a saint.
01:11:58Phoebe, you and Seth?
01:11:59Is this true?
01:12:01Yes, it's true.
01:12:03Absolutely.
01:12:04I take four responsibility for it.
01:12:05Mom.
01:12:08Jacob, I'm sorry.
01:12:10I didn't tell you earlier.
01:12:12I'm sorry if this ruined your marriage or hurt the family.
01:12:15But it's not Seth's fault.
01:12:18I'm the one who fell in love with him.
01:12:23I chose him.
01:12:25Jesus, Phoebe.
01:12:27I take four responsibility for everything.
01:12:29I'll explain everything to the press.
01:12:30And I'm going to transfer schools.
01:12:32I'm Seth, you can't do this.
01:12:33It's okay.
01:12:34I'm going to change my last name to, uh, mom's last name.
01:12:37Or let her.
01:12:38Then, me and Fifi won't legally be siblings anymore.
01:12:41I move into Funko Mark in New York.
01:12:43I'm going to plan all the life of these schools out there.
01:12:45Everything will be fine.
01:12:46You know, he's a little less heavy-handed than you are, Dad.
01:12:52Look at that, Seth.
01:12:55So that's it?
01:12:55We...
01:12:57We end here?
01:12:58You can't do this.
01:12:59I know you love me, Seth.
01:13:02Of course I love you.
01:13:04And I'm never going to stop loving you.
01:13:06Okay?
01:13:07Ever.
01:13:09Fifi, I need you to forget about me.
01:13:11I need you to move on and start your new life.
01:13:15Stand for me.
01:13:17Okay?
01:13:19Stand up.
01:13:23Later, I'm home.
01:13:27Huh.
01:13:35Hey.
01:13:37You like that photo gift I sent of you and Fifi?
01:13:39Hmm?
01:13:41Guess she's getting expelled.
01:13:42Branded the campus whore now, right?
01:13:45Lucky you.
01:13:46She's taking a fall for everything.
01:13:47You know, in spite of everything that I know you've done,
01:13:50here's one thing that I wanted to see to you.
01:13:53Hmm.
01:13:53What's that, Seth?
01:13:54You're a shitty quarterback.
01:14:04Enough!
01:14:06Enough!
01:14:10Seth, you are suspended.
01:14:13Take this time to reflect.
01:14:15And Conrad, you are expelled
01:14:18for spreading false campers' rumors
01:14:19and for your despicable involvement in Seth's car crash.
01:14:22We're detaining you until the police arrive.
01:14:25No.
01:14:25Get him out of here!
01:14:26Get the fuck off me!
01:14:28Get off me!
01:14:29Get off!
01:14:31Seth,
01:14:32you need to make other arrangements.
01:14:35For Fifi's sake.
01:14:41Seth!
01:14:42Seth, please!
01:14:43Please, I want you to go.
01:14:46Leave me.
01:14:48Please.
01:14:54Fuck them.
01:14:57Fuck them.
01:15:08I'll come back, Fifi.
01:15:10I promise.
01:15:11I can't wait for you.
01:15:16And say my heart is yours to keep.
01:15:21All my love is yours to keep.
01:15:30Phoebe, we're seniors from Loyola.
01:15:32We're huge fans of yours.
01:15:33Yeah, your glow up, getting into brown.
01:15:35You inspire us ordinary girls so much.
01:15:38Can you sign our yearbooks?
01:15:39Of course.
01:15:40It would be my pleasure.
01:15:46We wanted to invite you to our prom tonight.
01:15:47All the elites from the West Coast are going to be there.
01:15:50Hey, Phoebe!
01:15:53Ready for a date?
01:15:54Bye, Phoebe!
01:15:57Bye, Phoebe!
01:16:00Bye, Phoebe!
01:16:03Bye, Phoebe!
01:16:05Bye, Phoebe!
01:16:07Bye, Phoebe!
01:16:09Bye, Phoebe!
01:16:09Bye, Phoebe!
01:16:10Bye, Phoebe!
01:16:10Bye, Phoebe!
01:16:10Bye, Phoebe!
01:16:11Bye, Phoebe!
01:16:13Bye, Phoebe!
01:16:16Bye, Phoebe!
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