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00:09Well, Swanson, I thought you were good cars, but you're making my baby worse.
00:18How about you hire a mechanic and stop bothering me for this?
00:21Bothering ease has been my favorite hobby since you were a kid.
00:23Or just being your neighbor.
00:26I know that, which is why I've been begging my mom to move for years.
00:30Now, are you going to let me fix this stupid car?
00:34I'm going to take a nap.
00:36Wake me up when the engine starts to purr.
00:43Huge effing news.
00:45I slept with Manny Reyes in the dugout after the baseball game.
00:49Congrats, Gia. You're no longer the last version of Highland High.
00:52I'm not the last version.
00:55Quinn is.
01:00Could you say that any louder? I don't think the whole town heard you.
01:04Don't worry. Everyone already knows.
01:06Fuck you.
01:07You have to lose your virginity, too, Quinn.
01:09You don't want to be an experienced loser when you show up to college.
01:13I will. I just...
01:17I want it to be special.
01:29Yep. Found your problem. Front rod's sticking.
01:33Should be good as long as you get it lubed up.
01:36Trying to lube my rod, Swanson?
01:38What? This tiny thing?
01:40Yeah. No thanks.
01:42If you're trying to lose your virginity, Quinn, I could...
01:46slide it in right here.
01:56Yeah, right. We both know you don't see me that way.
01:59And neither does anyone else at school.
02:01I'm interested in all the same things.
02:03Like sports, cars, smoked meats.
02:07I love beef jerky.
02:09Give us a time, Swanson.
02:11The right guy will come along.
02:18Especially with these little things.
02:20Hey! It's laundry day.
02:24Promise me you won't tell anyone at school about me being a virgin.
02:27Your secret's safe on there.
02:38What are you doing?
02:40You're giving me a ride to school.
02:42Duh.
02:53Hey! Aren't you gonna thank me?
02:55Fuck no!
02:56You owe me for getting your car up and running again.
02:58Aw, Swanson.
02:59Want me to pay you?
03:00I can still help you cash in that V-card.
03:02I told you not to tell anyone about that virginity thing.
03:06Quinn Swanson!
03:08My OLA light is on.
03:09Can you check on it for me?
03:10Yeah!
03:12Anything to get me out of this conversation.
03:16Keys!
03:30I think I'm developing a fetish for Tomboys.
03:33She doesn't want you.
03:36I'm sorry.
03:38Why does it matter to you if I pump and jump?
03:40Back off.
03:41Quinn's first time having sex shit.
03:43Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
03:45Are you telling me Quinn Swanson is a virgin?
03:50Quinn's Virginia's not your damn business.
03:54Anybody else get a load of the show Swanson has put in off with the whole school?
03:58And who knew she had lacy panties and all that flat?
04:02Yeah, our boy Cam, you were just telling me she's still a virgin.
04:06Isn't that fun?
04:07It's not a big deal.
04:09Um, it kind of is.
04:11I'm pretty sure she's the last virgin at Highland.
04:13I heard Tomboys are the biggest freaks in bed.
04:16They fuck like guys.
04:18They don't talk about her like that.
04:19I bet she just worshipped the first guy that'd take her on.
04:22Or a girl.
04:23God knows I'm hotter than any of you.
04:25Quinn's not desperate enough to hook up with any of you losers.
04:33You know, I bet your shiny sports car I can have her dick down and dumb for me by prom.
04:39I bet she's dropping it.
04:41Great.
04:42It's a bet.
04:44A bet?
04:46On Quinn's Virginia.
04:50All right, Coop.
04:51It's all tuned up.
04:54What are you guys talking about?
04:59You guys look seriously tense.
05:01Did I miss something?
05:06I was just telling everyone how hot it is to see a girl who isn't afraid to use her hands.
05:11Thanks for your help.
05:15It's nice to help someone who actually appreciates me.
05:19Put it on you.
05:26I bet I can have that butch moaning my name by the end of prom night.
05:31Oh, and when I win, I want your car.
05:33You'll be touching Quinn while I'm in my car.
05:35Jan, it seems like you don't actually think Quinn will reject me.
05:39I know she will.
05:41Great.
05:42Fuck off, Coop.
05:46You better wash your tongue with me, Cam.
05:48We both know my dad is about to foreclose on your house.
05:52Yeah.
05:53I could call that in right now.
05:55I could also humiliate Quinn.
05:59Or you give me something else to focus on.
06:08I want Ann, too.
06:10She's mine.
06:11I'm going to make her my next muse.
06:13Good luck, boys.
06:14That girl is gay.
06:15We'll call it the virginity pact.
06:18Whoever can take Quinn's V-card first gets Cam's car.
06:22No one gets in her pants.
06:24I'll pay off your house.
06:26Fine.
06:28I'm in.
06:38Oh.
06:40And if you tell Quinn about the pact,
06:44I win.
06:47Let the games begin.
06:49I have to stop Quinn from losing her virginity
06:52to any of these jerks betting on it.
07:00What are you doing?
07:01I'm going to help you lose that V-card.
07:06No, I'm not going to sleep with you, Cam.
07:07That's fucking crazy.
07:09I realize what your problem is.
07:11It's your look.
07:13It's giving hardware store.
07:17Well, I didn't realize guys cared about stuff like that.
07:19Well, coming from a guy?
07:20Yes.
07:21But you're in luck.
07:23I know what they want.
07:24I'm going to give you a makeover
07:26that's going to make every dude in school
07:28drool over you.
07:29You?
07:31No, I don't want your help.
07:32Fine.
07:33Divergent.
07:34I don't care.
07:35Prom is only a few weeks away.
07:36If I want to lose my virginity,
07:38I might actually need Cam's help.
07:41Wait!
07:44Will you come over to my house tomorrow morning?
08:03How many times have I told you to clean that still?
08:05I'm going to get Ebola one of these times.
08:07Hey, stop it.
08:08Maybe don't come crawling through the window
08:10like some sort of stalker.
08:14Why is this out?
08:15Trying to gather spank-bank material in me?
08:17No.
08:19That grief, middle school crush on me,
08:21was the biggest embarrassment of my life.
08:25Sit down.
08:28All right, there we go.
08:30Let's do this stuff.
08:31Let's cover this up.
08:35Are you sure this is a good idea?
08:37Trust me, Swanson.
08:39I'm going to make you a 10.
08:43But no peeking before we get to school.
08:46Okay.
08:52Wow, I've never been checked out this much before.
08:58Oh, I am definitely losing my virginity before prom.
09:10What is everyone laughing at?
09:11Is there something on my face?
09:13I need to look at it.
09:16Turn your head, Swanson.
09:17Turn your head, Swanson.
09:19With Quinn looking like a freak,
09:21no one is going to go after her virginity.
09:22Mom, is this even working?
09:25I feel like people are staring at me.
09:26No, they're smiling because they like your new look.
09:36I look like a baby hooker.
09:39Why would you do this to me?
09:41Giving you this makeover was the only way I could protect you from a school-wide virginity,
09:45Bed Quinn.
09:46If you need to change yourself to lose your virginity,
09:48maybe it's a sign you should stay a virgin.
09:52I'm going to make you regret this, Cammoor.
09:55You'll see.
09:56I'm going to be so hot that you will be begging for my virginity.
10:01But no matter how much you want me,
10:07you will never have me.
10:15I need this.
10:17And also this.
10:18It's for revenge.
10:24Cam thinks I'm a joke?
10:26Fine.
10:27Looking hot isn't rocket science.
10:36I'm going to make Cam regret ever giving me this stupid makeover
10:40by making myself the hottest version of me.
10:49Still trying to lube your rod?
11:07You like my new makeover, Cam?
11:12Ah, fuck.
11:14You deserve that.
11:17I gotta give it to you, Swanson.
11:19You look good.
11:21Yeah.
11:21I know.
11:23No thanks to you.
11:26Lily didn't need my help.
11:27I do kind of miss the order.
11:32Oldenie's still in here.
11:34She's just still trying to lose her V-card.
11:38Know anyone who might be interested?
11:44I am done being the girl you laugh at.
11:46I'm going to lose my virginity to someone at Highland High
11:49and you are not going to stop me.
11:54Queen Swanson!
11:56You look radiant.
11:59Thanks, Cooper.
12:06You know,
12:07our little race for Gwen's virginity,
12:09it was fun before,
12:10but she just took herself from a two to a ten.
12:13I might actually enjoy screwing her.
12:16Don't talk about her like that.
12:17Shit!
12:19I can't wait to fuck your girl.
12:36$20 for roses?
12:38What a rip-off.
12:39Maybe I should get Swanson beef jerky or something.
12:43Oh, getting flowers for Quinn?
12:45She's going to love them.
12:47Seriously?
12:47She may act all tough and grubby,
12:50but inside, she's still a girl.
12:52And every girl likes flowers.
12:55Don't forget to write a card.
13:16I'll take all the roses you have.
13:40Quinn Swanson?
13:41You look hot.
13:44You look hot.
13:44Don't be a pig, Bronx.
13:46Oh, my God.
13:47But he's right.
13:49Keep it up, girl.
13:50Thanks.
13:52Hey, seems like changing myself
13:55to reach my goals
13:56wasn't actually that hard, was it?
13:58Thanks for the advice, dickhead.
14:00Don't let this get to your head.
14:01You're just shocked to see a girl
14:02and they're all that plaid.
14:03Oh, I'm sorry.
14:04What was that?
14:05Is that the sound of an insecure boy
14:07feeling bad that his prank backfired?
14:09Because that's what it sounds like.
14:10The only person I feel bad for
14:11is you, Swanson.
14:13This makeover is going to your head.
14:15All right, class.
14:16Eyes up front.
14:17We're going to pick up
14:18where we left off last week.
14:20Test.
14:21Friday.
14:36Thanks.
14:37Miss Swanson?
14:39You're distracting my class.
14:41I'm sorry, Mrs. Barnes.
14:42I don't even know
14:43where these are coming from, honestly.
14:46Those are for me.
14:48You seriously want me to believe
14:50that you're buying me roses?
14:51I know you prefer the mechanic gloves,
14:53but they didn't have those
14:54at the student store.
14:55Is that a joke?
14:58Okay.
15:03Are these seriously from you?
15:05Check them out.
15:06See for yourself.
15:16Cam, this is a big, fat lie.
15:21Mr. Winthrop!
15:23What brings you to my class today?
15:25Oh, I'm so sorry, Miss Barnes,
15:26but C is for Cooper.
15:29And for some reason,
15:30Cam is trying to sabotage.
15:33Oh, okay.
15:34Um...
15:36My grand proposal.
15:38Those are my flowers.
15:40And what proposal are you talking about?
15:42Well, I came to ask Quinn Swanson
15:44if she would go to prom with me.
15:51Quinn Swanson,
15:53I'm taking you to prom,
15:54you lucky girl.
15:56But...
15:56I thought you were taking
15:57a Serbian princess to prom.
16:00Oh, I dumped Ivanka.
16:01As soon as I saw your makeover.
16:04You are enchanting.
16:07Nobody's ever made a grand gesture
16:09like that for me before.
16:11Wait, what?
16:15You prick.
16:16Those flowers don't cover
16:17the smell of your bullshit.
16:19Quinn's not falling for it.
16:20Quinn is right here, thanks.
16:22All I was trying to do
16:23was look pretty for you.
16:25And Cam ruined it.
16:31You're such an asshole, Cam.
16:32Why would you do that?
16:33Well, he's just jealous.
16:34He fumbled the hottest girl in school.
16:39That's...
16:39Stop.
16:41I'm not even the hottest girl
16:42in this class.
16:43I think you're the hottest girl
16:44I've ever seen.
16:46And I want you on my own.
16:48You do?
16:49You have to know
16:49Cooper's lying.
16:50And why is that, Cam?
16:52Hmm?
16:53Is it just because
16:54I'm such a dirty little tomboy
16:55nobody at school
16:56would want to go on a date with me?
16:57It's because
16:58I bought those flowers
16:59as an apology.
17:00You know if I was BSing you.
17:02I trusted you.
17:03And you humiliated me
17:05in front of the entire school.
17:06Why should I trust
17:07a single word
17:08that comes out of your mouth?
17:09Leave me alone.
17:12I would love
17:13to go to prom with you.
17:15I killed Quinn's trust in me
17:16with my stupid prank.
17:17But I can't leave her alone.
17:18I'm the only one
17:19who can protect her
17:20from her losing virginity
17:22as part of a bet.
17:23Well, I knew you'd say yes.
17:24So I planned
17:25a special surprise.
17:31You know what to do.
17:36Class dismissed.
17:37Everyone, out!
18:04This is a
18:05private event.
18:08I'm going to say
18:09the chaperone.
18:09Oh, I think
18:11you're the one
18:11who needs a chaperone
18:12after that
18:13violent attack.
18:15Yeah, we're good, Cam.
18:17I don't need you
18:18to assault Cooper
18:18with anything else.
18:19Do you think
18:20you're going to hurt her?
18:20And I'll make you regret it.
18:25Shall we?
18:27Uh, yeah.
18:30Thanks.
18:36Well, this is, uh,
18:39it's romantic.
18:40Except for those.
18:41Those look like snot, dude.
18:46You, uh, oh.
18:50There are oysters
18:51floating from Maine.
18:54Try one.
19:02More of a pizza girl.
19:05You know,
19:07oysters are considered
19:09aphrodisiacs.
19:11They help you
19:12get in the mood.
19:14In the mood for what?
19:16Barfing?
19:18Look, don't be so coy, Quinn.
19:27I overheard you earlier.
19:30You're waiting
19:31to give up your virginity
19:32to the right guy.
19:35And I'm trying to show you
19:38I'm him.
19:41Uh, I, uh,
19:44yeah, I do want to lose
19:45my virginity before college,
19:46but I'm not going to do it
19:48if it doesn't feel right.
19:50You'll know it feels right
19:51when I'm between your thighs.
19:57Okay, I don't care
19:58how much I want to lose
19:59my virginity.
20:00Cooper is creeping me out.
20:02Maybe Cam was right about him.
20:03Don't be so coy, Quinn.
20:06I know you want me to.
20:08But you're pretty confident
20:08for a dude licking seashells.
20:13All right.
20:15What will it take
20:16to close this deal?
20:18Five-star hotel.
20:20I'll ride in my Bugatti.
20:25You know what?
20:27I'll give it up right now
20:29if you could answer one question.
20:33Torque
20:35or horsepower?
20:41Torque?
20:42Wrong answer.
20:44See, torque gets the car moving,
20:46but horsepower keeps it moving.
20:49What that means is
20:50you're quick to start,
20:51but you got no staying power.
20:54This date's over.
20:56Use those oysters
20:57on some other girl.
20:58Did you just reject
21:00Cooper Winthrop?
21:02No one rejects Cooper Winthrop.
21:06I just did.
21:09You know what?
21:10Let's just skip all this
21:11dating nonsense.
21:12What's your price?
21:16For what, Cooper?
21:19For the cherry.
21:22I don't want my first time
21:23to be with some guy
21:24who has to pay for it.
21:28Keep your money
21:29and your private invite.
21:34Do you think anyone
21:35will want to have sex
21:36with a girl
21:37who acts like a boy?
21:38I'm doing you a favor.
21:39Let me go, you asshole.
21:44Fine.
21:45I won't pay for it.
21:46I'll just take it.
21:55Tell me what he did to you.
21:56I told him I didn't want to.
21:58He tried to force himself on me.
21:59You force yourself on her?
22:01Why not?
22:03And we never said
22:04it was against the rules.
22:05What rules?
22:17Touch her again
22:18and Daddy's money
22:19won't be able to save you.
22:20Let's get you out of here.
22:22You ruined my date on purpose.
22:25You're cheating
22:26to win the bet.
22:28Ow.
22:32Stop.
22:33What was Cooper talking about?
22:35You guys have some sort of bet?
22:38You guys have some sort of bet?
22:42What was the fact that I was doing here?
22:45It's half a bit.
22:45You guys have some sort of bet.
22:46You guys have a voice.
22:46Let me know
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