00:00I jumped on the bus.
00:01I told the driver, I got a toe here, buddy.
00:04Holy cow!
00:05Yeah, yeah.
00:06Then, all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun.
00:10Well, I knew any delay was going to cost her her pinky toe.
00:13So I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him.
00:16He says, where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?
00:19I says, well, I got a little prize for you, buddy.
00:24Knocked him out cold.
00:25How could you do that?
00:26Yeah, then everybody is screaming because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion.
00:31The bus is out of control.
00:34So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, now
00:38I'm driving the bus.
00:39You're Batman.
00:40Yeah, yeah, I am Batman.
00:42Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me.
00:45So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, you know.
00:50Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, you know, with my foot,
00:54you know, at the next stop.
00:55You kept making all the stops.
00:57Well, people kept ringing the bus.
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