00:00Now, sit right here, I'm just spending my time, sometimes you laugh when I cry.
00:14Already trying to get in my pants, I see.
00:15Oh my god, ew.
00:20First day at your new school and you're already causing trouble.
00:23Listen, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:25You think I forgot your weak spots, kid?
00:27I am not a kid anymore.
00:30I don't see that.
00:35You're all grown up now.
00:39What are you doing here?
00:42My sister didn't tell you.
00:44You're my new roommate.
00:48What?
00:50Classic Evie.
00:51You know, this is kind of like when she forgot to tell me she wasn't going to do her high
00:55school freshman year Halloween costume,
00:56and I showed up to the dance dress as ketchup without mustard.
00:59I guess some things never change.
01:02For example, look at you.
01:06Still covered in ink stains.
01:09Time blow.
01:14What the hell?
01:17Leeson, get away from her.
01:19I...
01:20She's mine!
01:22Finally!
01:22Oh my god, I missed you like crazy.
01:25Thank god you decided to transfer second year.
01:27Best friends are not mental of a part, I swear.
01:29Right?
01:32Leeson, hello?
01:33You want to make yourself useful?
01:35Oh no, you don't have to.
01:36Anything for you, boo.
01:38I'll take this serum.
01:46Why didn't you text me when you got here?
01:47Why didn't you tell me your brother's our third roommate?
01:50Surprise!
01:52Wait, you don't still have a crush on him, do you?
01:57No, I am not 11 and crushing on my best friend's big brother anymore.
02:02Could you imagine?
02:03Thank god.
02:04You two hooking up would seriously ruin my life.
02:07Okay, drama queen.
02:08No, I'm serious.
02:09You're all feelings.
02:09He's no feelings.
02:11He'd break your heart, so I'd have to disown him.
02:13Jesus, Evie.
02:15Catastrophize much?
02:15I mean, the thought of you and my brother, you know, I don't think I could ever look
02:20at you again without gagging.
02:22Yeah, well, no worries there.
02:24I'm older and wiser now.
02:27Besides, I want my first to be someone who's like, you know, emotionally available.
02:31You're still a virgin?
02:33Okay, well, yeah, my first college was an all-girls.
02:37I, you know, it's not that big of a deal.
02:40Oh, it's a huge deal.
02:42Oh, we gotta fix that right away.
02:44Don't worry, I'll find you a nice Arizona boy if it kills me.
02:48First things first.
02:52Makeover?
02:54Evie, I don't need it.
02:56Makeover.
02:56Oh.
03:11Rose.
03:13Get off her bed, you weirdo.
03:15Yeah, I needed a break after all that heavy lifting.
03:20Is the hockey team still coming over tonight's party?
03:22Well, we won the game.
03:24What do you think?
03:27Tonight?
03:28School starts tomorrow.
03:30I have poetry class.
03:31Oh my gosh, Tasha.
03:32You won't have anything to write about if you don't live a little.
03:34Yeah, she's right.
03:35It's her first night at RU.
03:38I mean, don't you want us to show you a good time?
03:48Yeah.
03:49Yay!
03:50Okay.
03:51First things first.
03:53Let's get you dressed.
03:55I am dressed.
03:56Girl.
03:56No, you're not.
04:01Put this on.
04:02No butts.
04:03Come on, ladies.
04:24Okay, wait in person
04:26Huddle
04:27Who are we going to set up Tasha with tonight?
04:30What?
04:31No one
04:33Jesus, Evie
04:33Especially not one of the guys on my team
04:36Why not?
04:37They're hot?
04:37No, they are horny animals
04:39And she is my little sister's best friend
04:42No one touches her
04:42Alright
04:44Agro hockey boy
04:45You're one fight away from being benched
04:47You have bigger problems to worry about than Tasha
04:49Okay, I'm not letting some random douchebag Potter
04:52Okay
04:53And she's like my little sister
04:55I am your sister
04:57Damn, you were never this protective over me when I got here
04:59Why are you so hell-bent on her meeting a guy tonight?
05:02Because my best friend has been living under a rock
05:04Okay, she needs the full college experience
05:06You know, starting with losing her virginity
05:10ASAP
05:13Er, she's up
05:16Evie, I'm coming in
05:27Well, what do you think?
05:30Yes
05:34You're...
05:36You clean up good
05:38I never wear makeup
05:40I feel like a clown
05:44Nobody's laughing
05:51Okay, Lace
05:53Lay off
05:54Tosh, focus
05:56We're getting you late tonight
05:59I never agreed to that
06:01Yeah, and you shouldn't
06:02Okay, now
06:02Listen up, house rules
06:04Here we go
06:05Okay
06:06One
06:07Pour your own drink
06:08Always
06:09Even water
06:10Two
06:11Buddy system
06:12Always stick together
06:13And three
06:15If anybody tries to flirt with you
06:17Don't
06:18I'll kick their ass
06:25Understood?
06:27Mm-hmm
06:30Yeah
06:31Okay
06:56Hey
06:58I'm Aaron
06:59License teammate
07:01Uh, Tasha
07:02Evie and Lace's new roommate
07:04I just transferred
07:06I know
07:08Even more beautiful than Evie said
07:12Oh
07:20Hey, Hanson
07:22Do you want to get me a drink?
07:23I'm really thirsty
07:24Uh, no
07:28Like your necklace
07:29Oh, thank you
07:31Evie
07:31Excuse me, guys
07:38So you've met my girl, Blue?
07:41Your girl
07:41Huh?
07:44You two together?
07:45No
07:46No, um
07:47We grew up together
07:49Known each other forever
07:49But
07:50Not like that
07:51She's my little sister's best friend
07:54Which means
07:56She's off limits
07:59Actually
07:59Actually, I think
08:00That's up to me
08:04Right?
08:09Looks like it's her choice, man
08:13Okay, don't forget
08:14I'm team captain
08:15Whenever I say it goes
08:16Hey, you heard her
08:20That'll make you wish
08:21You weren't born
08:23Don't forget what coach said
08:26One more fight
08:27You're a match for two games
08:29Yeah?
08:29Well, I don't take old show
08:39Come on, Blue
08:41Actually, I think I'm okay here
08:48Bye, Laysan
08:50Bye, Laysan
08:59What was that about?
09:02Uh, just
09:02Hockey stuff
09:04Hmm
09:06I should be center
09:08But I took a gap year
09:09So
09:10He got it
09:11And it's
09:12I forget it
09:13I
09:16I just want to know
09:17Everything about you
09:20Oh
09:22Okay
09:23What do you want to know?
09:26Um
09:33So
09:34About that drink
09:37I just grabbed a drink
09:42Yeah, right
09:47What was that for?
09:50What was that for?
09:53Oh, hey
09:53Hey
09:54We're heading to the bar
09:56You'll bring her?
09:57That would be my honor
10:00Wait, bar?
10:01I don't have a fake
10:01Girl, obviously
10:03I already got you one
10:03Left pocket
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