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Jupiter Jones - Episode 1
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00:18I don't got it all planned out, you know, I just watch it all planned out, cause I'm
00:29covered in this life until forever, I don't got it all planned out, you know, I just watch
00:38it all planned out, cause I know, I know, you know, you know, I'm covered in this life
00:46until forever, I know, you know, you know, I'm covered in this life until forever.
01:19I'm covered in this life, but I don't know.
01:21Yeah, shit, yeah, shit
01:24Yeah, we came up through a vision
01:28Thank you, Los Angeles!
01:35Blood on my fingertips and lines on my tongue
01:40So many verses I wish I would've sung
01:45But what if my secrets ruin to play?
01:50I pour another glass up to keep them okay
01:55Thank you for me, oh yeah, then go find another
01:58Go find another, your hands golfed in me
02:01Oh no, I'm not like the others, not like the others
02:04And what's inside me?
02:06Thank you for your time to discover, mine to discover
02:09Can't take that from me, give me a space to breathe
02:15Oh no, I'm not like the others, not like the others
02:25And what's inside me?
02:26Baby, it's underdiscover, mine to discover
02:30Can't take that from me, give me a space to breathe
02:49Man, oh man, it's hot in this van
02:55You think we can stop and get some tacos?
02:58Mr. Brody, you're gonna go in and see the urologist, no problems, man
03:02We don't have to tase you again, alright?
03:05If any one of you niggas tase me, you're gonna be on medical pass
03:10Bitch
03:12Yeah, I'll show you a bitch
03:17Oh, shit
03:18Your little murder charges, they don't scare me one bit, alright?
03:23I already got 66 years
03:27I'm in no hurry
03:30Let's enjoy our time together
03:32Well, we will
03:37This boy blowing kisses back here to me
03:40Drop, are we there yet?
03:51Just one picture with the governor and then I'll leave you guys alone
03:55Alright, I'll be right back
04:00Wow, so is you, Jupiter Jones
04:04Heard so many things about you
04:07Let's just say I was referred to you by our most gracious quarterback slash MVP
04:12He said you saved his life
04:14The fixer
04:16Now you know I can't discuss my client's business
04:19That's why you hired me
04:20Well, you ain't got to discuss anything
04:22I know he got caught on camera with four hookers, a pound of coke and a strap on
04:27Night before Super Bowl
04:29Now you made that shit go away all so he can hoist up a trophy and talk about Disneyland
04:34I don't know what you're talking about
04:38So that's why you cost so much
04:39And you got the referral discount
04:42But hey, by the way, congrats on a Russian title
04:47Well, you know they can't tackle the young boy from Philly
04:51It seems that way
04:54Okay, five minutes and then we have the VIP pics
04:57Remember they spent $3,000 each for three minutes
05:00God, I hate these damn VIP photos
05:02Who came up with this shit?
05:04You know, it's so annoying
05:05And it's always a bunch of fucking little kids
05:11Oh
05:13You try dancing for four hours, 22 cities after a 12 hour flight
05:17I need some damn relief, alright?
05:19I understand
05:20I'm not here to judge
05:21I'm just here to listen
05:23What, Bronnie?
05:24Is she supposed to be some type of fixer?
05:27Yep, the best
05:29And she from the shop
05:31She used to work for the bank tycoon with Cameron Sanders
05:34You know, the billion dollar banker slash murderer
05:38Now that motherfucker is as crooked as it gets
05:42It was a mistake, alright?
06:00Look, I'm supposed to be America's princess, alright?
06:04I have a $200 million movie coming out next week
06:06I can't let this get out
06:08I'm on every billboard right now
06:10You know, Sunset, Melrose, even Crenshaw
06:12Look, she was only 19 when it happened
06:15She didn't even know no better
06:16And these were the hottest rappers up out of Mississippi at the time
06:20She was just rebelling against her upbringing
06:22And the congregation
06:23We have to make this go away, alright?
06:26I worked too hard
06:27From Macomb, Mississippi to this stage
06:29I can't get my success back
06:32I just...
06:33I can't
06:35Has he reached out?
06:36Yeah
06:37How much?
06:39$300
06:41Million?
06:43$300 million?
06:44Yeah
06:45Or he's gonna send it to the studio
06:47The record label
06:49And the times
06:53Okay
06:54Why not just pay it?
06:57You just signed a $200 million deal
06:59Forbes has you pegged at $400 million or so?
07:02Pay it
07:04Look
07:04We took the money from the tour up front
07:07Alright?
07:08Needed the money
07:09Made some bad investments
07:10Matter of fact
07:11You made some bad investments
07:13He talking about we gonna be a power couple
07:15Now you got what?
07:16Four baby mamas?
07:17You don't know what a condom is, huh?
07:20Look, can you help us?
07:22It's time
07:23Get the fuck out of here
07:24I don't care about those people
07:26I'll give them their money back
07:27I'm not doing it
07:27Okay, boss
07:29Fuck
07:30Okay
07:32I'll make some calls
07:33And be in touch
07:34Do not talk to him
07:36If he calls back, okay?
07:39And America's sweetheart
07:41You can't cancel
07:42You're taking the pics
07:45I hope you're as good as they say you are
07:48Oh, I am
07:53You're coming
07:59You're coming
08:01Yeah
08:03I am
08:04I am
08:04You're going to chill
08:18I'm coming
08:20After three black dicks had came out of my mouth,
08:25I looked down.
08:27I had made $30.
08:30Just enough to cop.
08:33That's when I realized that something's got to change.
08:37I'm an addict.
08:39Okay, wait a minute.
08:42So that's when you decided?
08:45You had to wait until you went so low
08:49before you recognized that you were a hooker and a drug addict?
08:55What's the personal responsibility in that?
08:58I would never, ever tolerate that kind of behavior in my law firm.
09:05Remember, we agreed to not be negative, not to judge.
09:09This is a safe place to share.
09:11See, that's what I don't like,
09:13and that's what makes me mad.
09:15This is supposed to be a rehab for drug addicts, right?
09:18Well, I'm not a drug addict.
09:20I don't do drugs.
09:22I just tried to keep myself out of jail.
09:25So I told the judge that I was an addict,
09:29and that's why I wrote bad checks
09:31and messed up my taxes.
09:35And you, my darling,
09:37are talking about three dicks in your mouth.
09:40Okay, Livia, stop it.
09:43We are here to share, and you're out of line.
09:45You're here because the judge told you to be here,
09:47so you can stop with this whole little holier-than-thou act.
10:01I don't care what the judge said.
10:07In the back of a dumpster?
10:09At a greyhound?
10:11I think I'm going to find a way to do this a little bit better.
10:14If you'll excuse me.
10:16Livia, get back here.
10:17The judge said you have to be here for 60 days.
10:21You know what?
10:22You have reached a whole new low.
10:25You had the largest personal injury firm in Southern California.
10:29I used to watch your commercials, you savage.
10:32Miss First Lady of Litigation.
10:35Not anymore.
10:38Bye, Trameka.
10:40Silly bitch.
10:42I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
11:05Like I said, Brody, no funny business.
11:15Come on. What are you waiting on?
11:17Get out here.
11:27Come on, come on.
11:31You see you, Brody?
11:33Let's get you out of those.
11:39Brody, let's go, man.
11:41We got 30 seconds. Let's move.
11:43You see?
11:45I can still stump a roach.
11:48Brody, nigga, let's go.
11:49But like you said, I don't scare you.
11:54Maybe you should have been afraid.
12:08Yeah, niggas.
12:10We ain't playing in this bitch.
12:12Know what I'm talking about?
12:132015.
12:14Hey, we the hottest rappers in the South, boy.
12:16We on fire.
12:18Hey, since it's my birthday,
12:21I think I'm gonna give myself a little treat.
12:23Know what I'm saying?
12:23Yeah, you see this youngin' right here?
12:26Hey, say she wanna be a little singer.
12:28You know how we do.
12:30We fuck them all.
12:32Hee!
12:35Ooh.
12:39Can you cut that off?
12:41That's my fiancée.
12:42Well, I see why you would wanna stay with her.
12:45Look, his threats are getting worse and worse.
12:47He says we got like 48 hours.
12:50Come on, Harper.
12:51You didn't make it from a comb
12:52all the way to the big stage by being soft.
12:55All right?
12:56Now, we'll deal with this.
12:57We will.
12:58Come on.
12:58Well, we need to do something right now.
13:00I can't have my grandkids looking at that.
13:02Look at that.
13:03That's really bad.
13:04And it's getting worse.
13:06Yeah.
13:06Yeah, I've seen it.
13:08If this makes it online,
13:09America's token sweetheart
13:10could soon be on a reality show with her sisters.
13:13She could make millions.
13:15Okay.
13:16This is Kellen.
13:17He was in what would be the CIA in America,
13:20but in Kenya.
13:21That's good.
13:22That's good.
13:23That's what we need.
13:24Raw.
13:25La Rontae, Baby Blaze Watson.
13:28A former two-bit drug dealer
13:30and gang member from Brookhaven, Mississippi.
13:32He started selling mixtapes online
13:34and grew to a mid-level music sensation
13:36about 10 years ago.
13:38Nowadays, he couldn't give away a free album
13:40in front of a dollar store,
13:42but he was hot back then.
13:44Any priors?
13:45Two arrests for felony assault.
13:47He did beat an attempted murder charge in Texas
13:50a few years back on self-defense.
13:52In and out of rehab the last three years,
13:55he likes his lean, promethazine.
13:59Hospital four times for seizures.
14:01He is currently living off of his royalty checks,
14:04which are getting lower and lower.
14:06The guy is desperate.
14:09Okay.
14:10Well, it's time to get things into motion.
14:13Chelsea, I need you to find me anything that you can
14:15on this Baby Blaze character.
14:17I want to know if he even tried to steal somebody's Wi-Fi.
14:20With a lifestyle like that,
14:21he's bound to have some cracks in that armor.
14:23Harper, that's your people always makes mistakes.
14:25Okay?
14:26Don't worry about it.
14:28Kellen, I'm going to need more info.
14:30Better yet,
14:31why don't we start with you paying a visit
14:33to this little gangster rapper?
14:36All right, I got to go.
14:39I'm doing 60 minutes to this.
14:41Jupiter,
14:43listen,
14:44we have 48 hours.
14:46That's it.
14:47I know.
14:51Shh.
14:53Hey.
15:19Oh, Drew.
15:23I'm sorry, I fell asleep.
15:27Fuck, it's 2 a.m.
15:31Look, I know you care, and I know you want to show it.
15:35But part of our agreement when you moved in here
15:37is that you wouldn't question me.
15:39That's what you said.
15:41If my woman comes home at 2 a.m., I'm gonna ask the question.
15:45What kind of man would I be if I didn't...
15:47I have had a long day.
15:49I just want to soak in a hot bath,
15:52listen to my podcast,
15:54and just forget about it, okay?
15:58How can I have a relationship with you?
16:02There's no way I can love you this way, dude.
16:05I mean, can I be a fucking human being?
16:10I appreciate your energy.
16:13It feels good coming home knowing that you're here.
16:15It does.
16:17I'm just tired.
16:19Okay?
16:21Yo, I need more.
16:23Come on, dude, let's talk for real.
16:26Not surface.
16:29Come on.
16:31Just let me in.
16:33Okay.
16:34I can't...
16:37I can't do this with you tonight.
16:38I got it.
16:40Jules, talk.
16:46Look at me go.
16:46Look at me flex.
16:47It's not a plane.
16:48I'm like a jet.
16:49I had a song.
16:50We didn't impress.
16:50Then she heard me.
16:51Now she undressed.
16:52To make it all worse, I got a check.
16:53You want a verse?
16:54Double the check.
16:55I wanted this.
16:55Then I got this.
16:56I want that.
16:57I'ma get down.
16:57This how I go when you pop it.
16:59This how I go when you hot.
17:00You get what you want when you pop it.
17:02You do what you want when you ride.
17:04This how I go when you pop it.
17:05This how I go when you hot.
17:07Funny I'm out when I drop it.
17:08None of the numbers gonna drop.
17:15Yeah, boy.
17:17Hey, man.
17:19Hey, that slap, huh?
17:20Yeah.
17:21Good.
17:22Yeah.
17:25You don't like my verse?
17:26Look, man.
17:28As your manager, you know I'm supposed to tell you the truth.
17:33You lost your step.
17:35I lost my step?
17:37I lost my step, nigga?!
17:40How a rap legend gonna lose his step?
17:42Yo, Blaze.
17:43Look, look, chill out, man. Chill, chill.
17:45Yo, my man.
17:47Run that bag so we can...
17:48I'll show you a last step!
17:50Shit!
17:53That's enough.
17:54Man, what you gonna do? Give us a free, huh?
17:57Hey, let him go, let him go, let him go!
17:58Hey, man, I thought you was from the damn attorney's office.
18:01Who are you?
18:05Let's talk business.
18:07It's cool.
18:09It's cool. It's cool, dog.
18:19Come on.
18:25Shit.
18:27Oh, shit.
18:37Wow. I needed that.
18:41Well, you know we're not supposed to be out of this sex.
18:44It's better than makeup sex.
18:48Well, I gotta get going.
18:51Harper has a fitting at the VMAs at seven.
18:53Oh, yeah?
18:55You know that yoga train will be on that military time.
18:57So you better go and get up out of here.
19:00Unless you want a Dirty South beatdown.
19:03I'll take a Dirty South beatdown from you anytime.
19:07Well, I'll give it to you again, son.
19:10If you behave.
19:10We're not.
19:25We're not.
19:29Damn!
19:31You nice with your hands, son.
19:33Whoo!
19:34I was in the military.
19:36Africa.
19:37Okay.
19:38We were trained by the Russians.
19:40Sistema.
19:41Hey, Sistema, whatever the fuck.
19:43You need to come and do security for me.
19:45I got bitches on the jewels, niggas be on some plex, you know what I'm saying?
19:48So, I've done my research on you.
19:54You've made a lot of money.
19:55Oh, I mean, come on now.
19:58But you've also done a lot of drugs.
20:02Eight baby mamas plus two extra kids the public know nothing about.
20:07Lawsuits.
20:08You're broke.
20:10Facing foreclosure on a ranch.
20:12You're in bad shape.
20:16Hey, I'mma bounce back.
20:18You know what I'm saying?
20:19That ain't nothing for a hustler like me.
20:21I'm on the come up.
20:22So, your bounce back is to use your ace in the hole.
20:25That's Thornton Harper.
20:28A 29-year-old girl who's done everything in her entire life to get to where she is.
20:35That's your solution?
20:37Because she made a mistake at 19?
20:39Nigga, you African.
20:40You know how hard life is.
20:41You probably had flies all up in your nose and shit.
20:45Sometimes you gotta face your mistakes.
20:46Come on, man.
20:47What do you want?
20:49300 million isn't happening.
20:52What do you want realistically?
20:54300 is the number.
20:56She gonna be paying out a lot more than this when that shit come out.
20:59These movies go all the way up to part seven.
21:01You think I don't know that?
21:02She gonna see billions off of this.
21:04Timers are the essence.
21:05Y'all better get moving.
21:06Why are you counting her money?
21:08The head was trash.
21:09You ain't want no sloppy and toppy.
21:11I deserve 300 just for the torture.
21:13What?
21:14300 isn't happening.
21:16Give me a realistic number and I'll see what I can do.
21:20I ain't budging, man.
21:22What?
21:26Well then, until we meet again.
21:33And for your information, I grew up in the beautiful city of Nairobi.
21:40You should visit sometime.
21:43My nose is a lot cleaner than yours, you filthy leech.
21:4948 hours, nigga!
22:01What up, Chels?
22:03Well, looks like our guy Leronte Baby Blaze has quite the checkered past.
22:09In and out of prison since he had his hit album.
22:12He has a grandmother in a nursing home about five miles south of Jackson.
22:17No other surviving family.
22:19Kids don't even know him.
22:21Most never saw him at all.
22:22He has a cousin slash manager, Jerry J.P. Willis, who handles all his affairs,
22:28including filling numerous oxycodone prescriptions.
22:32He has about 15 straw buyers.
22:34This guy has a real problem.
22:37Leronte.
22:37Well, that's an interesting name.
22:40Okay.
22:41Well, at the very least, we can get J.P. on the drug charges
22:43and maybe have Kelly go talk to the grandma.
22:46Okay.
22:46My brain's working.
22:48What else?
22:49Yes.
22:50And we all know how that is.
22:52Looks like J.P. filed and retracted an assault charge against his cousin before.
22:59He seems a bit disgruntled.
23:02Maybe that's our way in.
23:05Keep digging.
23:06I gotta hop.
23:06All right?
23:08Hey.
23:09Juju.
23:10I need you to listen to me very carefully.
23:13And answer me very clearly.
23:16Okay.
23:18What's going on?
23:19Where are you exactly?
23:24I'm at the SLS.
23:26Why?
23:27Do not move.
23:28Text me the wrong number and do not move.
23:32I'm on my way to you now.
23:34Don't move.
23:44Oh, my God.
23:45I can't fucking deal.
23:47This shit is gonna hit the internet any fucking second.
23:50You know, I can't sleep.
23:51I haven't eaten.
23:52I can't drink nothing.
23:53Try to calm down.
23:54Okay?
23:55And relax.
23:56We have the best people on it.
23:58Right.
23:58Baby, look.
23:59Don't worry.
24:01All right?
24:01I spoke to Jupiter.
24:02They're having a meeting with him.
24:03It's gonna be all right.
24:04No.
24:05My life is fucking ruined.
24:06All right?
24:07Baby, look.
24:09Hey, look, look, look.
24:10Look at me.
24:10Look at me.
24:11I got you.
24:13What?
24:14Yeah.
24:15He's a good man.
24:16He's got it under control.
24:21Get the fuck out.
24:23What?
24:23Both of y'all get the fuck out, matter of fact.
24:26Get out!
24:28Get the fuck out.
24:29I need to center myself.
24:30I gotta meditate.
24:31Get out!
24:40We are both in a bind.
24:43I need to get that money so that I can move around out there.
24:46And you need it for whatever the hell you need it for.
24:50This is a legitimate business transaction.
24:52You said you were gonna get me high.
24:56Do I have to spell this out to you?
25:00I'm gonna go get you some guys.
25:02Slash male patrons.
25:04And you're gonna do whatever it is you do.
25:07And then we're gonna split that money in half.
25:09You got that?
25:10And I don't want you to hold back on anything.
25:14Because I don't want any unsatisfied customers.
25:17Okay?
25:19Got it.
25:20And then...
25:23I am going to give you one of the biggest fentanyl hits you have ever had in your perfect little
25:31Caucasian life.
25:33And I really need to hurry up on this because I'm on a mission to try to connect with my
25:37daughter.
25:38See, she's the one who can get me out of all this.
25:40And eliminate my need to be down here with all you low-life traveling,
25:45with trample nights.
25:48In this torrid condition.
25:52Did I tell you that I got invited to Obama's inauguration?
25:56Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.
26:11What?
26:14Lock the door.
26:21Kellen, what is all this?
26:24Talk to me.
26:24He escaped.
26:30When?
26:34Look.
26:36Hopefully they will catch him.
26:38He's not very smart, so he will fuck up.
26:41But in the meantime, we must take precautions.
26:46Okay.
26:48Well, if he wants to go looking for trouble, we will make sure that he finds it.
26:53I've been through this type of shit with the Sanders clan.
26:56You know, when I came for my family, the only regret that I have is that I wasn't prepared.
27:03Never.
27:05Never again would I lose someone that I love.
27:08Someone that I care for because I wasn't prepared.
27:12I am here for you.
27:17I know you are.
27:18I wish I was ë‚´ê°€ for tomorrow.
27:18You want me tomorrow ready so I don't like this.
27:23You want lady tomorrow.
27:24But baby tell me who you're reasons.
27:27Hey baby, tell me who are you reasons.
27:30Hey baby tell me all your reasons.
27:47Hey, girl, I met you, so I'm going to ask you a little bit.
28:13Next time on Jupiter Jones.
28:16Gonna try to hunt you down.
28:18We can't hide.
28:19We ain't got no time to be patient, boy. We about to be loaded.
28:22I'm trying to help you!
28:23I made a fucking mistake, alright?
28:25Kellen has security beefed up.
28:27I thought you guys hadn't spoken for a while.
28:29I haven't heard anything about you, so I would think that now would be an appropriate time for us to
28:34get acquainted.
28:35I'm here because I believe that we can help each other.
28:39We gonna burn in hell for some of the things we do at this office.
28:42You have no value.
28:44So take the money like the filth that you are.
28:47Jupiter, I just hope you know I love you.
28:50The jury finds the defendant guilty.
28:53You said I was gonna be okay, I trust you!
28:55You a damn bitch walkin'.
28:56Take the camera out of me!
28:57You a damn bitch walkin'.
28:58I can't get help!
29:00I'mYSBY BOSSBUS
29:08BOSS, I'm drivin' like a fudge, running into night at night?
29:13Bus stop, I'm makin' an entrance, trust, drop, drive on a saturday night.
29:20I'm ready to start and I'm calling the shots in
29:25I got a dress on my suit, I got a dress on my suit
29:29I got on the show clothes, na-na-na-na-na
29:33Bus, I'm driving like a fudge, running into night and night
29:38Bus stop, I'm making an engine
29:41Stop, drop, drive on a Saturday night
29:45I'm ready to start and I'm calling the shots in
29:50I got a dress on my suit, I got a dress on my suit
29:54I got to run the show clothes, na-na-na-na-na
29:58Bus, come bring it like a boss, behave it like a boss, yeah
30:03Complain it like a boss, adjust as long as you're the boss
30:07Keep on thinking like a boss, oh don't you, don't you miss this bus
30:11Believe it, you're the boss
30:15I got a dress on my suit, I got a dress on my suit
30:19I got to run the show clothes, na-na-na-na-na
30:23Bus, I'm driving like a fudge, running into night and night
30:28Bus stop, I'm making an entrance
30:32Trust, drop, drive on a Saturday night
30:35I'm ready to start and I'm calling the shots in
30:40I got a dress on my suit, I got a dress on my suit
30:44I got to run the show clothes, na-na-na-na-na
30:48I got a dress on my suit, I got a dress on my suit
30:53I got a dress on my suit, I got a dress on my suit, na-na-na-na-na
30:57Bus, come bring it like a boss, behave it like a boss, yeah
31:01Complain it like a boss, adjust as long as you're the boss
31:06Keep on thinking like a boss, oh, don't you, don't you miss this bus
31:10Delete it, you're the boss
31:14Boss
31:18Boss
31:22Boss
31:23Boss
31:26Boss
31:27Boss
31:27Boss
31:28Boss
31:28Boss
31:29Boss
31:29Boss
31:29Boss
31:29Boss
31:44Boss
31:45Boss
31:45Boss
31:55You