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The Five Alpha Beasts Call Me God
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00:00In this world, everyone can awaken a beast form, but when their spirit goes
00:06berserk,
00:10they become monsters.
00:19When their spirit power breaks, the beast takes over.
00:47Only powerful female beastwope can bring them back.
00:58In this world, weakness is the ultimate sin, but she was different.
01:11To them, she was home.
01:19Wait, what was that? A dream or a memory?
01:24Your F rank, Alice. You can't soothe me. Your sister can. So she will be my wife.
01:33Don't blame me, sis. A female who can't soothe her mate is useless.
01:40Ivan chose me, and Mom and Dad approved it.
01:43Mom and Dad said this mansion was meant to be your wedding home, but even broke the bond so you
01:49don't get to stay.
01:51Take the key to the old house and get out.
02:07My son would never bite anyone! You're just a bad teacher!
02:14Wait, wasn't I just dealing with another kid-biting incident at preschool?
02:20How did I end up in a beast world? And as a useless F rank female?
02:25System fairies. Extreme resentment detected. The beast god care system is now activated.
02:33Complete care missions to earn rewards and grow stronger. Would you like to claim your starter pack?
02:40I knew the system wouldn't leave me hanging! Activate it! Right now!
02:46Starter pack delivered! Ten bottles of spirit milk.
02:51Beginner quest one. Welcome one new beastling within three days.
02:56Complete the quest to claim your rewards.
02:59Quest rewards include a body enhancement potion.
03:03Facility rewards. One healing fountain and one spirit slide.
03:07Additional facilities. One earth sandbox and one wisdom tree.
03:18Care missions? Beastlings? So basically a preschool for little beasts? That's right up my alley. Easy win.
03:32Fluffy paradise. Here I come.
03:38Good morning! Good morning! Alice's Beast Care Haven is now open for enrollment.
03:44Hey! That rabbit female's F rank spirit power is weaker than a new born rat pup's.
03:50Isn't it obvious? What kind of parent would be crazy enough to send their kid here?
03:55In the beast world, weakness really is the ultimate sin.
03:59With my rock bottom F rank spirit power, there's no way I'm getting a single student.
04:24Oh! What a cute little tiger!
04:29In this world, cubs who can't shift into human form are thrown away like they're just... defective.
04:38Looks like you're just like me.
04:40A poor little thing nobody wanted.
04:43How about you come with me?
04:45I'll take care of you. Promise.
04:56Weird. Where'd my uncle go?
04:59His spirit power went berserk on the battlefield, and now he's back in beast form with the mind of a
05:03cub.
05:03If the corrupted beasts find him first, we're screwed.
05:12Alice's Beast Care Haven.
05:27Honestly, no matter how awful things get, Fluff fixes everything.
05:41Hungry, little guy?
05:51Slow down, little guy. No one's gonna take it from you.
06:04Weird. Who's showing up right now?
06:06Wait, did somebody actually see my sign?
06:24I-I changed back.
06:42Did you miss me already? It's only been ten seconds.
06:53Weird. Who's showing up right now?
06:55Wait, did somebody actually see my sign?
07:00Oh my god! That face! That waist! That body! And that tail! Where did this absolute hottie come from?
07:08You! My uncle!
07:09No. I can't just tell them that.
07:11Someone sabotaged my uncle's spirit power treatment on the battlefield.
07:15That's why he went berserk and was forced back into beast form.
07:18If word gets out that the Tiger Clan's war god is a defenseless cub...
07:22Welcome to Alice's preschool!
07:24I'm Alice, the director.
07:26My uncle's scent trail cuts off right around here.
07:29She has him.
07:32Hey!
07:35Hey!
07:36Rude much? I didn't even invite you in!
07:41Ow! What are you, made of stone?
07:50Gray, I'm only lucid for the moment.
07:54Listen, whatever it takes, make sure I stay with this female.
08:01Uncle David!
08:02He's out of it again.
08:05No!
08:05That's impossible!
08:07Uncle's spirit beast was completely shattered.
08:10Even the Tiger Clan elders begged an SS-ranked female for help.
08:13And she said he had zero chance of recovery.
08:16Wait, did this hottie just call that tiny cub Uncle?
08:21Am I hearing things, or is he crazy?
08:24Ahem.
08:25Did my nephew do anything while he was here?
08:28Oh!
08:29So he's your nephew?
08:35Well, not really.
08:37Unless chugging a bottle of milk counts?
08:42That's the legendary S-ranked spirit serum!
08:45Even an SS-ranked powerhouse would take ages to condense a single drop.
08:49And she just pulped out of thin air like it was nothing!
08:52Something wrong with the milk?
08:55No wonder Uncle David told him to find her.
08:58No wonder he told him to stay.
09:02If this female has S-ranked spirit serum and can summon it at will, then who is she?
09:11No wonder he snapped out of it for a second.
09:13That was a whole bottle of high-grade spirit nutrient serum.
09:16That's why he told me to keep him here no matter what.
09:27Did you just say you're the director of this beast care haven?
09:31Yup!
09:31That's perfect!
09:35Please, let my nephew join your care haven.
09:39Whatever it costs, we'll pay.
09:42Congratulations, Host.
09:43Beginner Mission 1 complete.
09:45Oh, so he really is hot and nice.
09:47He's not even mad I took in his nephew!
09:49He's encrolling him!
09:50Beginner Mission 2 released.
09:52Welcome three new Beastlings within seven days.
09:55Complete the mission to claim your rewards.
10:03Don't worry, little guy.
10:05From now on, ten bottles a day.
10:07Every single day.
10:10Ten bottles of S-Great Spirit Bill a day?
10:12Even the royals aren't this extravagant.
10:14Just who is this female?
10:17Director Alice.
10:18From now on, the Tiger Clan is yours to command.
10:23My uncle is the Tiger Clan's war god.
10:26If she can heal him, even the Clanler would come in person and swear loyalty to her.
10:30Oh!
10:31Wow, no need to be that dramatic.
10:34I mean, dear Guardian, if you really want to help, could you recommend three more new Beastlings?
10:40The more little ones we have, the more fun they'll have, right?
10:43No problem, Duralis.
10:46I'll bring them here within three days.
10:54This system is no joke.
10:56One bottle of milk and I won over a Beastling.
10:59Now, let's see what this SS-RANG body boost potion can do.
11:08Whoa!
11:09I feel amazing!
11:12I could take on a hundred Henry's Dads right now.
11:15As for the Care Haven decor, just place it wherever it looks good in the yard.
11:42Remember what I told you.
11:45Director Alice runs a Beast Care Haven.
11:47And the fewer people who know about our elders' damaged spirit power, the better.
11:52So today, the ones we brought are all our...
11:56...younger relatives.
12:08Director Alice!
12:09We're here!
12:10I brought them!
12:24A white tiger?
12:26A little wolf?
12:27A tiny bear?
12:28And a little dragon?
12:30Oh my God!
12:32Is this fluffy heaven?
12:34Hi everyone!
12:35I'm Miss Alice, director of Alice Beast Care Haven.
12:38Welcome!
12:39We're running an enrollment special right now.
12:41Only 10,000 star coins for a whole year!
12:44Total bargain!
12:46No regrets!
12:47Rabbit clan?
12:48Uh, yes.
12:49Rabbit clan.
12:50What's your spirit power rank?
12:53Alice.
12:54So you really are here?
12:55Great.
12:56These two again.
12:58Oh, Alice.
13:00I know you're upset about awakening as a double F. Getting dumped by the lion clan and being abandoned by
13:08mom and dad.
13:10But that doesn't mean you can scam people with our family's abandoned old house.
13:14Dahlia!
13:15Stop making things up!
13:16Good thing I've been keeping an eye on this loser.
13:19Otherwise, I wouldn't have known she saved the tiger clan's war god and got close to the dragon bear and
13:23wolf clan.
13:23No.
13:24I can't let her build ties with these power houses.
13:27If she does, she'll rise above me sooner or later.
13:31F rank?
13:32You're joking, right, little female?
13:35Our...
13:35Younger relatives.
13:37Ordinary beast filk.
13:39If their spirit power goes berserk, they'd chew a little rabbit like you up for a snack.
13:47Duke, show some respect to this Alice.
13:51Grey, you told me David got better here.
13:53That's the only reason I came.
13:55But how is an F rank theme supposed to help my bro...
13:59My little brother recover?
14:01Weird.
14:01Why does everyone keep tripping over their words?
14:04Brother?
14:04Little brother?
14:05Which is it?
14:09Let's go.
14:10Wait!
14:11Please!
14:15Yes, I know my spirit power isn't impressive right now.
14:19And I know you don't trust me.
14:21But what little beastlings need most isn't always raw power.
14:25They need a quiet, safe place where they can relax.
14:28If you leave your little ones with me, I promise they'll be well fed, happy, and properly cared for every
14:35single day.
14:36This idiot really thinks they brought ordinary little beastlings?
14:39She has no idea who they really are!
14:43Alice, having weak spirit power is one thing.
14:46But did your brain stop working too?
14:48Dahlia!
14:49What do you want now?
14:51The dragon, bear, and wolf clans are top tier ancient beast clans.
14:56Do you think they're short on food, comfort, or resources?
14:59Do you think they need this shabby little yard?
15:02And if they go berserk, your pathetic F rank spirit power won't stop anything.
15:11When that happens, you'll have no way out.
15:18Alice, I get it. This whole thing is just you trying to get my attention.
15:23But we're not in the same league. Give it up.
15:26Can you two shut up already?
15:29You've been yapping non-stop.
15:31What is this, a contest to see who's the bigger backstabber and who's the shameless homewrecker?
15:35You!
15:39Big talk.
15:40That's all you've got?
15:44Gentlemen, please take a look.
15:47This is my official badge from the Royal Healing Institute.
15:50I'm a gold certified soother with S rank spirit power.
15:56The Royal Healing Institute has an SS rake marrying and more than GS rake soovers on staff.
16:01For elites like you, your younger relative deserve top tier resources and fully customized soothing plans.
16:06Not left in a shabby place like this with an F rank female.
16:11Ivan, watch your mouth.
16:16Fine. Still beats this dump.
16:22Only S rank soothers, but with an SS rank barrier.
16:26It should be enough to contain the clan leader's preserved power.
16:38Wait! Please!
16:39You're already here, so at least come inside and take a look.
16:42Alice! Are you still not getting it?
16:44What does this place have to offer besides being run down?
16:48Your pathetic little F rank spirit power?
16:52Miss Alice, I'm sorry. I didn't think it would go like this.
16:55It's not your fault.
16:56My spirit power's just too low.
16:59Nobody's gonna take me seriously like this.
17:03Warning! Beginner mission two. Enroll three new students.
17:06Less than four days remaining.
17:08Please complete the mission as soon as possible.
17:11I'm just screwed. With F rank spirit power,
17:13Grey is literally the only force not willing to trust me.
17:16No new students means no rewards.
17:18No rewards means no level up.
17:20Isn't this just a vicious cycle?
17:22You little hungry tiger.
17:24Ready for another bottle already?
17:36S strength spirit serum?
17:39That's right.
17:40It's S rank stealing serum.
17:42When our clan leader went berserk,
17:43our clan paid 300,000 star coins on the lake market for a single bottle.
17:47And this one is obviously even purer than the one we bottled.
17:50What? S rank spirit serum?
17:52Impossible. How could a loser like Alice have something like that?
17:57Miss Alice, do you happen to have any more of that S rank spirit serum?
18:02Spirit what now?
18:04Oh, you mean the beast milk?
18:07Of course we do.
18:08It's the free nutrition milk we provide for all little beastlings every day.
18:16What? Every day? Free?
18:19Yes. Little ones are growing. So of course they need good nutrition.
18:2310,000 star coins in tuition.
18:26And she provides spirit serum worth 300,000 a bottle every day?
18:29Not even the richest beast clan in the universe would be this extravagant.
18:33I've got a feeling if I walk away from this place today,
18:36I'll regret it for the rest of my life.
18:39This level of purity.
18:41And she's using it to feed little ones.
18:44You know what, Miss Alice?
18:45I suddenly realize you were absolutely right.
18:49Since we're already here, we really should bring the little one inside and have a look.
18:53Huh?
18:54Right, right!
18:55Since we're already here, Miss Alice, please let us come in and take a look.
19:00Please.
19:01Look.
19:02This little one has been begging to go inside.
19:06See? He agrees.
19:08Please.
19:08The wolf clan really has no shame.
19:11Even their little ones are part of the act.
19:14This one really wants to go in too.
19:16Weren't they looking down on me, Jaskanzai the Wayshin, when they Ternsai so eager?
19:23My lords, you-
19:24Where did this loser get something like that?
19:27That's great.
19:29Please, come in.
19:32Just a heads up.
19:34Our beast care haven is brand new, so things are still a little bear groans.
19:39Hope you don't mind.
19:53Watch your step, everyone.
19:54The yard's been cleaned up, but it's still little bear bunnies.
19:56Just a heads up.
19:58We're gonna win.
20:03I'm gonna win.
20:11We're gonna win.
20:12We're gonna win.
20:14We're gonna win.
20:14If you're not!
20:17If you're not gonna win.
20:19fountain of life said to nourish bloodlines and purify berserk factors and the ancient wisdom
20:25tree said to awaken intelligence insight and hidden abilities even the sandbox and slide are
20:32overflowing with the laws of the world itself oh my god and she calls this bare bones i'm the beast
20:40god what does she consider luxurious the beast god's own palace i just set these up so i haven't
20:48had time to decorate properly please don't mind oh alice you can't seriously think this pile of junk
20:55is enough to impress these gentlemen they're the elite of the beast clans making them stand around
21:00in a dump like this is practically insult my lords i told you my sister is completely shut up you
21:08ignorant female lord duke if this is miss alice's idea of an insult then please insult me as much as
21:17you want weird why do these parents talk so strangely
21:24robert is reacting this fountain of life it's real
21:31miss alice i have a favor to ask go ahead
21:39would you let my bro my little brother take a dip in the fountain of life
21:45i promise he's clean and he won't secretly drink any of your precious water
21:50fountain of life does he mean the fountain
21:55fountain of life it's just a beast care haven fountain if the little ones like it they can
22:01splash around anytime anytime splash around she's allowing robert to enter the fountain of life whenever
22:09he wants it's fine if the little dragon likes water let him go
22:17robert control yourself don't embarrass us
22:30wait out of you
22:38do that parent just throw the little dragon like a dart
22:58robert's spirit power really calm down dragon spirit power is the hardest to soothe if even
23:05robert can be calmed by this spring then this really is the fountain of life by the beast god
23:11this little yard really has something only the beast god's palace should have looks like he really
23:15likes the fountain my lords don't let her fool you i'm her actual sister i know exactly what she has
23:23a worthless f-rank nobody couldn't possibly have treasures like this they're fake cheap junk
23:31dressed up to look dressed up to look real dahlia what are you talking about now
23:40robert what's wrong with the little dragon
23:46my lords look the fountain of life is fake dragons already have fragile spirit power and now he's being
23:55corrupted
23:56are you trying to destroy the dragon clan's future no i didn't it's just regular fountain water shut up
24:08shut up alice you're vicious you failed your awakening so now you're jealous of everyone else
24:13you even used a fake fountain of life to hurt a dragon elder you deserve everything that's coming to
24:18you i really wasn't trying to hurt him my lords even though alice is my sister she's utterly wicked
24:24on behalf of the rabbit clan i cast her out punish her however you see fit
24:30everyone miss alice isn't like that there has to be a misunderstanding
24:37misunderstanding what misunderstanding the only thing i regret is trusting a double f trash female
24:43and hurting the brother i admire most perfect the dragon clan is furious alice is dead for sure
24:51now you're going to pay with your life for deceiving and harming the dragon clan
25:18whatever it takes keep me here kneel
25:30why are you kneeling i i'm just just grateful grateful to me you helped calm my brothers my little
25:40brother's spirit power down a lot he told me i had to beg you to let him enroll here no
25:46matter what
25:46wasn't he trying to kill me just now how did this turn into begging me to enroll the little dragon
25:52dragons
25:53are the proudest clan if he's kneeling just to enroll here then his brother must have spoken to him telepathically
25:59which means this really is the fountain of life the legendary spring said to exist only in the peace god's
26:05palace
26:07if the fountain of life is real then everything else must be real too
26:17miss alice what is it can i take him over to sit under the tree for a bit i promise
26:22i'll just sit there
26:23i won't do anything anything at all oh my god a little brown bear who would have thought one day
26:32i'd get to pet a little bear cub whenever i want
26:37of course he's from the bear clan right they love climbing trees take him over and let him play
26:44maybe it'll cheer him up a little thank you miss alice no that's impossible i already stole her birthright
26:54how is she still rising and now she's getting close to all these power houses what if she figures it
27:02out
27:04what if she realizes i'm the one who took her talent damn it if i knew alice had these kinds
27:11of tricks
27:11on her sleeve i never would have rushed to replace my fiance
27:20no i can't let alice rise above her johnny the bear clan lord was tainted by the corrupted three
27:27years ago an s-grade female tried to soothe him but his spirit power was so unstable it shattered
27:33no i can't let him know what that's going on
27:37no i can't let him know what that's going on
27:50no i can't let him know how he is
28:01yeah
28:01i can't let him know
28:05Why is the Clan Lever going berserk all of a sudden, Ms. Alice? Get out of the way!
28:09Huh?
28:20Look out!
28:21An SS-rank Bear Clan Lord going berserk? Alice, you're dead meat.
28:40That's impossible! Holy crap! This little female just flipped the Clan Lord?
28:50Impossible! Isn't she just F-rank trash? How does she have that kind of strength?
29:04Alright, fine. Back where I came from, I was a total pushover, but now, I throw hands.
29:15By the Beast God.
29:20Go for it!
29:40That's the Bear Clan Lord. Unstoppable on the battlefield.
29:44Even my uncle in his prime would have taken him head on.
29:46And she just sent him flying?
29:48Bro! Bro! I got you all wrong!
29:50So when you told me to kneel, you were trying to save my life, bro!
29:54I knew you had my back!
29:56The Clan Lord really calmed down.
29:59No. Impossible. How is she not dead?
30:04Tired yourself out, huh?
30:15Cubs really are the cutest things in the world.
30:18Adult Beastlake are just... the absolute worst.
30:22I absolutely cannot let this female find out I'm not actually a cub.
30:32Awww, how are you this well behavioral?
30:35Miss Alice, are you alright?
30:38I'm fine.
30:40It's just...
30:41Did I go a little too hard just now?
30:44I think...
30:46Probably not.
30:48I got so caught up thinking Beast Edge Cubs could handle a rock tumble.
30:52I totally forgot their guardian was standing right there!
30:54My son hit someone? No way!
30:57Maybe you should be asking what in the environment made him act out.
31:01It says processed on shared equipment with peanuts!
31:04He doesn't even have an allergy, but what if he reacts anyway?
31:08Should I use the emergency shot?
31:09By the way.
31:10Dealing with furious guardians is scarier than facing a giant five meter bear!
31:20Alice, you laid hands on the noble bear clan. An apology won't save you now.
31:27Alice, you really did cross a line, but if you hand this place over right now, I might speak on
31:36behalf of the Lion-Chan and spare your life.
31:45Since when does the Lion-Clan speak for the Bear-Clan?
31:51Surviving the Bear-Clan Lord's strength, even by luck, means her body is stronger than I thought, and Rabbit-Clan
31:59bloodlines are known for their compatibility. If I make her mine, my own bloodline will only grow stronger.
32:06Ivan! I'm your fiancé! How dare you!
32:11My Lord, my sister dare-dare to disrespect the Bear-Clan. You can't let her get away with this!
32:17You're right. I absolutely can't let Miss Alice get away.
32:25You're finished this time. So please let me explain.
32:32Huh?
32:34Miss Alice!
32:39I finally found someone who can keep our Clan Lord.
32:44No, no, I mean someone who can keep our young Lord in check.
32:49Please, you have to take him in.
32:51And I'm begging you.
32:53Let him stay here full-time.
33:01No.
33:03How is this possible?
33:05Alice is just a useless F-rank female.
33:07How could the famous Bear-Clan be begging to get it into this run-down academy?
33:15What do you know?
33:17Lord Johnny hasn't been this calm in ages!
33:20My Lords!
33:24My Lords!
33:25You are the pride of the Dragon and Wolf Clams.
33:28Surely you can see through Alice's little act.
33:31She is nothing but a useless Rake female.
33:34You have to...
33:35Miss Alice, you have to at Robert first.
33:42Lord Duke?
33:44Robert barely takes up any space.
33:46Just give him a box, and he'll sleep fine.
33:50Besides, I was the first one to kneel and beg you.
33:56Bullshit!
33:58I was first!
34:01You were crying.
34:03That doesn't count.
34:07For the Wolf Clan's prodigy,
34:10screw it.
34:23Miss Alice,
34:25look.
34:26Our cub likes you so much,
34:28he's already asking you to accept him.
34:34Shameless!
34:36Thank you for the compliment.
34:38Are you all out of your minds?
34:42The Dragon, Wolf, and Bear Clans.
34:45They're all fighting for a place with her.
34:48This place must be hiding a secret.
34:58Alright, stop fighting over it.
35:03Cubs!
35:04Accepted!
35:06All of them!
35:10Ding!
35:11Congratulations, host!
35:12Beginner Mission 2 complete.
35:14Three new inscripts is accepted.
35:16Rewards.
35:16One SS-ranked Spirit Boost Potion.
35:18100 tons of exotic beast meat per day.
35:21And 100 bottles of beast milk per day.
35:24Stored in system inventory.
35:27Great!
35:28At least I won't have to worry about keeping them fed anymore.
35:33Influence threshold reached.
35:36System shop unlocked.
35:38Main quest issued.
35:39Expand your influence.
35:41And earn points.
35:42Beast God Core.
35:4780 million points.
35:4980 million?
35:50I only have 40 points right now.
35:52Would I need 8 million Cubs for this?
35:54How is that even possible?
35:58Alice, you got lucky this time.
36:01Next time I won't let you off.
36:03If I can't take openly, I'll find another way.
36:20Finally, those annoying adult beast trick are gone.
36:23Come here, little fluff balls.
36:25Let Miss Alice snuggle you.
36:27Miss Alice!
36:29Cuddles!
36:30Little bear, you can talk?
36:32That's so cute!
36:35Here, have some beast milk.
36:40Miss Alice?
36:42Like you.
36:43Aw, whose little wolf is this?
36:45So well behaved.
36:51One is the bear clan's war beast from the battlefield.
36:54The other is the wolf clan's most temperamental prodigy.
36:57And now they're both acting obedient in front of an F-reague female.
37:01I didn't think regressing into cub form would dull their minds too.
37:05Right, David?
37:06Miss Alice!
37:07Miss Alice!
37:07Cuddles!
37:08Like you!
37:12This little white tiger is way too sweet!
37:16This female is generous and clearly no ordinary person.
37:19Showing some goodwill is a rational choice.
37:22Dragons are wise, but proud.
37:24Robert will regret acting so allure.
37:26Hypocrite!
37:27A dragon would never sloop that low.
37:34Oh, the little white tiger even licked my hand!
37:40It's getting late.
37:42Time to get you all cleaned up and ready to rest.
37:48Cleaned up?
37:50Clean?
37:51A bath?
37:52Stupid tiger!
37:54Let's see how you keep pretending now.
37:56Good thing I'm a dragon.
37:58Dragons don't need baths.
38:01No!
38:02Absolutely not!
38:03I've kept my innocence for 20 years!
38:05I am not giving in now!
38:08Weird.
38:09I know cats hate baths.
38:12But white tigers too?
38:14Or maybe cubs just get stressed out easily?
38:18System, open the shop.
38:21I need to redeem an item.
38:23Right away, host.
38:24Redeem the restoration serum.
38:29Stupid tiger.
38:31Let's see you keep up the act now.
38:33Good thing I'm a dragon.
38:35Dragons don't do baths.
38:43The radiant restoration serum?
38:45The legendary elixir that restores beast beak
38:48who've regressed after going berserk?
38:51But the ingredients for radiant restoration serum
38:54went extinct after the Great War!
38:56Who exactly is this female?
38:59A single drop of radiant restoration serum
39:02at this contrition would fetch a fortune at auction.
39:05And she has a whole bottle?
39:17Easy there, little guy.
39:19You've got scales, not fur.
39:20You don't need a bath.
39:24Dammit!
39:25Who said dragons don't need baths?
39:29I do!
39:30I love baths!
39:38So firm.
39:41Don't move.
39:43I want a bath too!
39:51No, I can't.
39:53This female said she hates adult beast will.
40:08I swear I just felt a set of rock-hard abs.
40:11Am I so desperate for a boyfriend that I'm hallucinating?
40:15Whatever.
40:15Let's get this little guy washed up.
40:18Miss Alice,
40:19you're responsible for me now?
40:20All right, all right.
40:22I'm definitely responsible for you now.
40:26If I'd known acting cute would get me a bath
40:28in radiant restoration serum,
40:30I would've...
40:32All right, you two are up next.
40:34Bath time!
40:35Well, well.
40:36Two new male guests.
40:38So she does know better.
40:39Step right in, gentlemen.
40:42Hmm.
40:53That damn female!
40:55How dare she treat me like this!
40:58Hmm.
40:59It's not like I wanted a bath.
41:01That so-called radiant restoration serum
41:04is probably fake anyway.
41:08That was the Bear Clan Lord's cry?
41:10I knew something was wrong with the serum.
41:15It's okay, Johnny.
41:17Baths feel good, I promise.
41:20Can you come down for me?
41:28Am I seeing this right?
41:30Johnny, the Bear Clan Lord
41:32who doesn't even flinch at battlefield wounds,
41:34is scared of a bath?
41:38No!
41:40Be good.
41:42It'll be over soon.
41:49You all stay put, okay?
41:50I'm gonna grab towels and a blow-ryer.
41:56Come on!
41:57This is the legendary radiant restoration serum.
42:00If my old man knew I got to bathe
42:02in something this precious,
42:03he'd throw me into the Wolf Clan Lake
42:05and scrub every bit of fluff off me
42:07for the rest of the clan to drink.
42:14No bath.
42:16Then I'll sneak one.
42:19See that?
42:21Even the Dragon Clan's war god
42:23is sneaking over to soak in our leftover bath water.
42:26And you're acting like one drop of water
42:28would kill you?
42:40Keep talking.
42:42I'll turn you into Wolf Stew.
42:50Tom, Robert's just trying to scare you.
42:53Don't worry.
42:54David.
42:55Robert.
42:57This female can pull out god-jeer items
43:00like they're nothing.
43:01She's clearly no ordinary person.
43:05Johnny?
43:07You're really back.
43:08I thought...
43:09They say bears are simple
43:12and dragons are cunning.
43:14But I'm telling you,
43:16the honest-looking ones have the darkest hearts.
43:19He definitely recovered ages ago.
43:23He's just been pretending to be a cub
43:24to get that female's attention.
43:27What?
43:29You're trying to steal my female?
43:31She touched me all over
43:33and she already said she's responsible for me.
43:40Hate to break it to you,
43:42but she touched all four of us.
43:46That's different.
43:48She treated you like cubs.
43:50Like you're not a cub yourself.
43:53Weird.
43:53Did I just hear men's voices?
44:06Alright.
44:07Time to get you all dried off.
44:10Remember,
44:11stay in cub form.
44:12Do not let the female figure us out.
44:19This female's hands are so warm.
44:33The bear clan lord really knows
44:36when to swallow his pride.
44:39Johnny's actually sacrificing himself
44:41so none of us get caught.
44:42What a legend!
44:44Damn you, Johnny!
44:46And you said you weren't trying to steal my female!
44:48It's not like I'm actually enjoying this.
44:51Right.
44:51Exactly.
44:54Oh, Johnny, you're so good!
44:56It's not like I'm actually enjoying this.
44:59Right.
45:00Exactly.
45:07System,
45:08give me my spirit boost potion.
45:22Huh.
45:23Kinda sweet.
45:27But why does my head feel so
45:29heavy?
45:47Robert...
45:49Biting the hand that feeds you
45:50isn't exactly the dragon kind's style.
46:08Rabbits are weak to begin with.
46:10And she's still just a young female.
46:12And you, stupid tiger,
46:14think you're fit to be her mate?
46:18What?
46:24She looks so sweet.
46:28You touch me all over.
46:31So one little taste should be fair.
46:34Right?
46:44I'm going to be your mate someday anyway.
46:47Okay.
47:04I hate weak rabbits.
47:08So why does this one make me want to get closer?
47:26New student of Flakefection increased.
47:29Random quest issued.
47:31Have all new students complete
47:33and record one group activity.
47:36Reward.
47:37Soothing song.
47:38Use your voice to soothe cubs
47:40and ease their minds and bodies.
47:44A group activity?
47:46Easy!
47:47All right, little ones.
47:49Let me teach you a game.
47:51All right, little ones.
47:52Follow my moves.
47:54Ahem.
48:08Great job, David.
48:10Keep going.
48:16Tom is trying so hard, too.
48:19The itsy-bitsy spider
48:21went up the spout again.
48:29Wow!
48:30Robert's little son is adorable, too!
48:34The itsy-bitsy spider
48:37went up the water spout.
48:40Down came the...
48:41Johnny, you're being so good!
48:43I am the pride of the wolf clan.
48:47A war god who makes corrupted beasts tremble on the battlefield.
48:52A clan lord whose word is law.
48:55Doing something this girly?
48:57No one can ever find out!
49:04All done.
49:05Now I can show this to your folks
49:07when they come pick you up.
49:13Whaaaaa!
49:20Random quest complete.
49:22Reward delivered.
49:23Soothing song.
49:25Great job, everyone!
49:26Now let's keep going!
49:38My spirit power may not have fully recovered yet,
49:40but I'm still one of dragon clan's top prodigies.
49:43This tiny, eff-rake female
49:44thinks she can keep me under control?
49:46Watch this!
49:48Huh?
49:50Looks like our little dragon
49:51is extra eager today.
49:53Woo-hoo!
49:55Then I'll do it with you.
50:01See-bitsy spider
50:03went up the water spout.
50:05Down came the rain
50:08and washed the spider...
50:09Damn this female!
50:11How dare she treat me like a toy!
50:14I'll lose my head
50:14and try to fall the...
50:15See-bitsy spider...
50:16My spirit power actually increased?
50:19How is that possible?
50:31Pick me! Pick me!
50:35Miss Alice, you said it yourself.
50:38I was the eager one.
50:43Don't worry.
50:44I'll do it with each of you later.
50:46But right now,
50:47it's time to make you all something yummy.
50:56Since it's for cubs,
50:57it has to be nutritious
50:58and easy to digest.
51:02System.
51:03Redeem barbecue seasoning
51:04and kitchen tools.
51:12Time to give this world
51:13a taste of modern cooking.
51:34Time to give this world
51:35Her singing actually boosted my spirit power.
51:38This is unbelievable!
51:40The female I've got my eye on
51:41really is something special.
51:43Her spirit power may only be F rank,
51:45but...
51:46she did put my body
51:48into all sorts of positions.
51:51So I suppose I could
51:52ruckluckly become her mate.
51:55Robert!
51:56You're trying to steal my female too?
51:59Enough.
52:01Stop arguing.
52:02Whatever this female is preparing
52:03is probably cub food.
52:06But our spirit power is unstable right now.
52:09If we eat unprocessed food,
52:10we could go berserk.
52:13Contact our clans immediately
52:14and have them send suitable food over.
52:24You must be starving!
52:26Look what I made for you babies.
52:29Special baby food.
52:33Smells so good!
52:37Oops.
52:38Forgot the utensils.
52:47Let me go!
52:48I need to eat!
52:50Don't move!
52:53Can't you smell it?
52:54That aroma is even richer
52:55than anything served
52:56at an imperial banquet.
52:59Coming, coming!
53:04Are the cubs' folks
53:05coming to check on them?
53:16What are you doing here?
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