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00:00:00Why do people say, Mountain of Lion and Camel is, in Journey to the West, the darkest trial of all.
00:00:08It's not because there are so many demons, or because they're hard to beat.
00:00:12It's because the evil here is sanctioned evil.
00:00:16Green Lion, White Elephant, Big Rock are all mounts or kin of the immortals.
00:00:22They wreak havoc in the mortal world, with the gods turning a blind eye.
00:00:44Sun Wukong can handle the small fry, but he can't touch the kingpins with backing.
00:00:49Tang San San can recite the binding spell, but he can't save this hell on earth.
00:01:07The Jews played.
00:01:36Life at Sacred Buddhist Monastery
00:01:37is so bleak, it's unbearable.
00:01:39Now I can finally eat my fill.
00:02:13Give me five gin of meat.
00:02:15Make it the hind leg.
00:02:17Let go of my daughter!
00:02:26Take the kid and run!
00:02:27I'll hold him off!
00:02:29Run!
00:02:30Honey!
00:02:31Honey!
00:02:32Honey!
00:02:33Honey!
00:02:34Honey!
00:02:35Honey!
00:02:36Honey!
00:02:37Honey!
00:02:39Honey!
00:02:47IMMORTAL MASTER!
00:02:48IMMORTAL MASTER!
00:02:49SOMETHING'S WRONG!
00:02:51IMMORTAL MASTER!
00:02:52TANG SAN ZUNG AND HIS DISCIPLES ARE ALMOST AT MOUNTAIN OF LION AND CAMEL!
00:02:59You must not go there!
00:03:10Master hasn't eaten or drunk these past days, and he barely says a word.
00:03:15Could it be he's still pining for the Queen of Zhiliang?
00:03:20Second brother, watch your mouth.
00:03:23Only monk bound for the West.
00:03:25Please stop right here.
00:03:28Don't take another step forward.
00:03:30Sir, why are you doing this?
00:03:32Outsiders wouldn't know.
00:03:33There's a band of demons up ahead.
00:03:35They've eaten hundreds of thousands.
00:03:38You mustn't go any farther.
00:03:40What?
00:03:42Don't be afraid, Master.
00:03:44I'm here.
00:03:49Wukong, did you hear what they said up there?
00:03:51Demons are causing trouble ahead.
00:03:53We must ask what's going on so I can set my mind at ease.
00:03:56Let me go.
00:03:57Maybe I can beg for some alms too.
00:04:00Baji.
00:04:01Look at you.
00:04:03You'll scare them off.
00:04:04Let Wukong go instead.
00:04:07Him.
00:04:07He's uglier than I am.
00:04:09Baji finally volunteered.
00:04:14Let him change into something handsome then.
00:04:21Well, Master?
00:04:24Fine, go and come back quick.
00:04:26All right.
00:04:32Sir, please wait.
00:04:37You are...
00:04:38Sir, we're monks from the Eastern Tang Empire, headed to the Western Heavens to seek the Sutras.
00:04:45I heard you say there are demons ahead.
00:04:47What's really going on?
00:04:49Ah.
00:04:50Those mountains are called Mountain of Lion and Camel.
00:04:54They stretch for 800 lye.
00:04:56West of there lies a human kingdom called Lion-Camel Kingdom.
00:05:01The rains came in season and the people lived in peace.
00:05:04It was once a land of harmony.
00:05:09But 500 years ago, three demons came from the West.
00:05:13They seized Mountain of Lion and Camel and ate an entire city's people.
00:05:17So that's it.
00:05:18Just three demons, huh?
00:05:20I'll rake one to death myself.
00:05:22My brother can club one dead.
00:05:23We'll leave the last for Sha Wujing, and he'll finish it in one swing.
00:05:27If it were only three, why would I stop you?
00:05:29After they ate the people, they didn't leave.
00:05:32They took the land and founded a kingdom,
00:05:35gathering demons from everywhere as their citizens,
00:05:39keeping humans as livestock,
00:05:41and even setting up a full court.
00:05:43They made tigers their generals and wolves their captains.
00:05:47As for their lesser demons,
00:05:495,000 are on the southern ridge,
00:05:515,000 on the northern ridge,
00:05:5410,000 at the eastern pass,
00:05:56and 10,000 at the western pass.
00:05:58Another 4 or 5,000 patrol and keep watch,
00:06:02and 10,000 more guard the gates.
00:06:05There are countless fire tenders,
00:06:07and countless woodcutters too.
00:06:09All told, that's 47 or 48,000.
00:06:13And those are the ones with names,
00:06:15with badges at their waists,
00:06:18stationed here just to eat people.
00:06:21That many?
00:06:2340,000?
00:06:24That's it.
00:06:25That doesn't even count the unregistered ones.
00:06:28Add those in,
00:06:29and you're talking one or two hundred thousand.
00:06:31They eat people every day,
00:06:33boiling them,
00:06:34skewing them,
00:06:35brewing blood into wine.
00:06:37For 500 years now,
00:06:39they've devoured the people of Continent of Jinyu.
00:06:42Good heavens!
00:06:44I'd better get back, fast!
00:06:45And report to M Master!
00:06:55Master, we can't go on.
00:06:57This is called Mountain of Lion and Camel.
00:06:59It's a realm of demons.
00:07:0040 to 50,000 are waiting to eat people.
00:07:04What are we supposed to do?
00:07:06You idiot!
00:07:07What are you scared of?
00:07:08I've fought 100,000 heavenly soldiers.
00:07:11What's 40 or 50,000 demons to me?
00:07:14Big brother, you're so capable.
00:07:16But I, old Jew, don't have the nerve.
00:07:18If you ask me,
00:07:19we should split the luggage now
00:07:20and run for our lives.
00:07:21The locals are terrified of demons,
00:07:23and you believe their exaggerations?
00:07:26Even if there really are that many,
00:07:28I'd swing my staff all night
00:07:30and wipe them out to the last.
00:07:32Talk is cheap.
00:07:34Besides that funeral rod of yours,
00:07:35what weapon do you have to deal with that many fiends?
00:07:38Don't underestimate me.
00:07:40I, old son, can carve a path through the eastern sea,
00:07:43even a mountain of iron and silver.
00:07:45I can smash straight through.
00:07:47Then if you can, go do it.
00:07:49Wukong, what you hear may be false.
00:07:51What you see is the truth.
00:07:53Baji is scared out of his wits.
00:07:54Go take a look, see for yourself.
00:07:56And whether it's as that old man said.
00:07:59Yes, master.
00:08:15Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:17Don't come out.
00:08:18I'll be right back.
00:08:29Third great king, it's time to eat.
00:08:33Report, third great king.
00:08:35Word has come from the kingdom of Xiliang.
00:08:37Centipede Taoist was killed by Tang Sanzang and his disciples.
00:08:41Tang Sanzang has passed Xiliang?
00:08:44500 years, at last Tang Sanzang's flesh.
00:09:05Big brother, second brother.
00:09:07Come on, let's drink to Tang Sanzang's arrival.
00:09:09Let's have a toast.
00:09:10Cheers.
00:09:11Cheers.
00:09:16Big brother, why the long face?
00:09:19Big brother, we're about to eat Tang Sanzang's flesh.
00:09:23Cheer up.
00:09:24You're taking this way too lightly.
00:09:26That Tang Sanzang may be immortal now, but his eldest disciple is no ordinary figure.
00:09:32That monkey, born of stone when Nuwa mended the sky.
00:09:35A stone monkey made flesh.
00:09:37He learned magic from ancient powers.
00:09:39100,000 soldiers couldn't stop him.
00:09:41He's not someone we can handle easily.
00:09:45What's 100,000 heavenly soldiers?
00:09:47Big brother, you forgot.
00:09:49When the heavenly court came to wipe us out, 100,000 heavenly soldiers.
00:09:53You swallowed them all in one bite.
00:09:55Some stinking monkey.
00:09:57What is he, really?
00:09:58Don't underestimate him.
00:09:59Who knows?
00:10:00How many heroes have died under that monkey's iron staff?
00:10:04So in the end, you're scared of Sun Wukong, aren't you?
00:10:07Then we just take down Sun Wukong, and that's that.
00:10:11Third brother, you have a plan?
00:10:15Of course I do.
00:10:16Guards, bring it up.
00:10:29What's this?
00:10:32I took it before I left the Sacred Buddhist Monastery.
00:10:35Just something I grabbed from the treasury.
00:10:37They call it the Yin-Yang Energy Vase.
00:10:41You dared steal from the Sacred Buddhist Monastery?
00:10:44Aren't you afraid the Buddha will punish you?
00:10:46Uncle, what's wrong with taking my nephew's stuff?
00:10:50Buddha Tathagata owes me that much.
00:10:52All right, third brother, how does this phase deal with Sun Wukong?
00:10:56Inside are seven gems, eight trigrams, and 24 auras.
00:10:59It holds a world of its own.
00:11:01If someone gets trapped inside, it's fine as long as they keep quiet.
00:11:05The moment they speak, raging fire burns them.
00:11:07If they can withstand the flames, countless venomous snakes will bite them.
00:11:11If the snakes can't kill them, three fire dragons will come and devour them.
00:11:16Over and over, without end.
00:11:18A hundred years pass inside the vase, while outside it's only a short while.
00:11:22No matter how powerful, once inside, they'll eventually drain their power and melt into pus.
00:11:28It's that deadly?
00:11:30With a treasure like this, catching Tang San Zong will be easy.
00:11:37Reporting to the Three Kings, less than a hundred leave from here, we've spotted Tang San Zong.
00:11:43Speak of Tang San Zong and here he comes.
00:11:50Big brother, Sun Wukong is gone.
00:11:53Perfect timing.
00:11:53But Tang San Zong is guarded by two disciples.
00:11:56I don't know that pig-faced one, but that bearded guy is the curtain-lifting general by the Jade Emperor's
00:12:02side.
00:12:03So what?
00:12:03I'd still fight him.
00:12:04Big brother.
00:12:05We'll each take one.
00:12:06Second brother.
00:12:07Use that long trunk of yours and snatch Tang San Zong away.
00:12:10Fine.
00:12:28Well, well.
00:12:29Now this is interesting.
00:12:31Huh?
00:12:31Demons!
00:12:32Oh my god.
00:12:36Master, don't be afraid.
00:12:38I'll hold them off.
00:13:05Master, don't be afraid.
00:13:10Master, don't be afraid.
00:13:10That damn monkey.
00:13:11He had to leave now of all times.
00:13:13Demons come and he's gone.
00:13:15Magi, go help Wu Jing now.
00:13:21I'm on it.
00:13:22I'm going.
00:13:23And there's a huge lion too.
00:13:25Master, don't you dare take another step.
00:13:33Whoever captures Tang San Zong will be rewarded a thousand in gold and made a marquee.
00:14:04A petty little anchoring spell, break!
00:14:19Master!
00:14:20Master!
00:14:35Second brother!
00:14:36Master was taken by monsters!
00:14:38We're finished!
00:14:40If Monkey King finds out I lost Master, he'll skin me alive!
00:14:51Move!
00:14:52Third King's orders!
00:14:53Scrub pots!
00:14:54Chop wood!
00:14:55Make broth from human bone!
00:14:57Fight gang Zanzang up!
00:14:59And hot pot him!
00:15:04Great King's orders!
00:15:06Step up the mountain patrols!
00:15:08Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:10Drill Master!
00:15:11Patrol the South Pass!
00:15:12If you spot any sign of Sun Wukong, report it once!
00:15:16Yes!
00:15:20The King sent me to patrol the mountain!
00:15:23I'm taking a spin through the human world!
00:15:32Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:33Got it!
00:15:41Who are you?
00:15:42Are you a local demon from Mountain of Lion and Camel 2?
00:15:45Which cave are you from?
00:15:48You tell me first.
00:15:49Who are you?
00:15:50I...
00:15:51I'm the Great King's personally appointed Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:54See it!
00:15:55My badge!
00:16:02Spit it out!
00:16:03Who are you?
00:16:06I'm the Chief Wind Scout!
00:16:07Your boss!
00:16:09Hmm!
00:16:10Chief Wind Scout!
00:16:10How come I've never heard of that post?
00:16:14And I've never seen you before!
00:16:16I used to tend the fire in the cave!
00:16:18The boss said I did a great job!
00:16:20So he promoted me for training!
00:16:22Don't believe me?
00:16:23Look!
00:16:26You really are the Chief Wind Scout!
00:16:31Hello, sir!
00:16:33We're co-workers!
00:16:34No need to be formal!
00:16:35I heard our three bosses have some serious backing!
00:16:38Is that true?
00:16:38That's what my second uncle told me!
00:16:40He's the Deputy Commander in the boss's cave!
00:16:44He said our three bosses send one letter to Sacred Buddhist Monastery
00:16:48and 500 Arhat come out to greet them!
00:16:51Send a note to the Heavenly Palace
00:16:53and the 11 Celestial Luminaries all pay their respects!
00:16:56The Dragons of the Four Seas are their friends!
00:16:59The Immortals of Eight Grottos often come to meet with them!
00:17:02Even the Ten Kings of Hell call them brothers!
00:17:05The Guardian Earth Deity kneels to pay his respects!
00:17:10Oh, so this one's got someone backing him, too!
00:17:14What did you say?
00:17:16Nothing!
00:17:17So does your boss know his grandpa?
00:17:19The Great Sage equal to Heaven!
00:17:22The Great Sage equal to Heaven!
00:17:27Who's that?
00:17:29Sun!
00:17:30Sun Wukong!
00:17:32Freeze!
00:17:42Let Old Sun take a look inside your lair!
00:17:50Junior Wind Scout is back!
00:18:12Blood vermicelli soup. It's my favorite.
00:18:17These demons eat people like it's nothing.
00:18:19Wait, can the sacred Buddhist monastery not see this?
00:18:22Woo! The king gave orders, fetch water and wash Tang San Zhang clean.
00:18:28What did you just say? Wash Tang San Zhang?
00:18:30You didn't know? The king just captured Tang San Zhang?
00:18:34What? Where is Tang San Zhang?
00:18:35In the main hall. They're about to eat him.
00:18:50Hehehe.
00:18:58Reporting to the three kings, Tang San Zhang has been washed and brought in.
00:19:03Big brother, let's dig in!
00:19:12My two brothers. Catching Tang San Zhang was too easy this time. But we didn't see that monkey.
00:19:18Don't worry brother. That lowly stable boy probably heard our name and ran scared.
00:19:23Amitabha.
00:19:25Tang San Zhang, you're not reaching the sacred Buddhist monastery today. Chanting Amitabha won't save you.
00:19:31The one in danger today isn't this humble monk. It's you.
00:19:36What did you say?
00:19:37You set yourselves up as kings in the western heavens.
00:19:40You crush the Buddha's way. You eat people. Gods and men alike despise you.
00:19:45Heaven's law won't allow it. Heaven will punish you and so will the Buddha.
00:19:51Heaven's law? The Buddha?
00:19:53Bullshit!
00:19:54Tang San Zhang, call the Jade Emperor down here. See if I so much as flinch.
00:20:00Tang San Zhang, open your eyes. Mountain of Lion and Camel has 100,000 demon troops. What is there to
00:20:06fear under heaven?
00:20:08100,000 demon troops? All this humble monk sees are a million wronged souls across these hills.
00:20:16You reap what you sow. My eldest disciple will demand justice for those million souls.
00:20:23Enough talk. Get him into my belly. Let that monkey search all he wants.
00:20:28Men, slice Tang San Zhang into 10,000 pieces. We'll cook him in hot pot.
00:20:32Yes!
00:20:43What?
00:21:02Let's see who dares lay a hand on my master.
00:21:11Master, your disciple is late.
00:21:13Wukong, watch out for these demons.
00:21:16Seize him!
00:21:23Master, I'll fight our way out.
00:21:28Whoever captures that monkey will be made Chief Wind Scout and rewarded with a piece of Tang San Zhang's flesh,
00:21:34so he, too, may live forever.
00:21:57Monty!
00:21:58Hack him to pieces!
00:22:00No!
00:22:01No!
00:22:03No!
00:22:04Nothing!
00:22:25Master!
00:22:27Welcome!
00:22:43Bunch of scum!
00:22:44Don't get cocky!
00:22:56Wukong!
00:22:58Let my master go!
00:23:16Touch one hair on my master's head!
00:23:18I don't care who you are!
00:23:20I'll kill you all the same!
00:23:28Brothers, together!
00:23:40I'll cleave you in two!
00:23:45Hi!
00:23:49Right now, I'll cut you down!
00:23:53Damn, bro, you got skills!
00:23:55One slash and you finish Sun Wukong!
00:23:57With Sun Wukong gone, we can finally feast on Tang San Zhang's flesh!
00:24:03Who says I'm dead?
00:24:10He...
00:24:10He split into two!
00:24:13Then I'll cut again!
00:24:23That's strange!
00:24:24This is weird!
00:24:25The more I cut, the more there are!
00:24:27Don't panic, boss!
00:24:29Sun Wukong can make clones!
00:24:30He's messing with you!
00:24:32My boy!
00:24:33You know who I am?
00:24:36Kneel and pay your respects!
00:24:38Next time you see your master, I'll spare you the humiliation!
00:24:41You're asking to die!
00:24:45I'm coming to help!
00:24:47Die!
00:24:50I'm in too!
00:25:06Two fists can't beat four hands!
00:25:08I'm out of here!
00:25:11Going somewhere?
00:25:19He's almost out of strength!
00:25:21Finish him!
00:25:22Take this!
00:25:30That monkey got away!
00:25:32Tang San Zhang is still in our hands!
00:25:34He can't get far!
00:25:37Those demons are something else!
00:25:39I couldn't handle the three of them alone!
00:25:41I'll go get reinforcements!
00:25:46This Buddhist alms bowl is mine!
00:25:48The wooden fish drum is yours!
00:25:50The rations are mine!
00:25:52You can have master's spare socks!
00:25:56Second brother!
00:25:57Master's fate is still unknown!
00:25:59And you're splitting up the luggage!
00:26:01What else are we supposed to do?
00:26:03You know they're vicious!
00:26:04Don't tell me you don't!
00:26:05I'm afraid master won't make it!
00:26:07I'm going back to Gao Village!
00:26:10You...
00:26:16Eldest brother!
00:26:17You're finally back!
00:26:18Master was taken by demons!
00:26:20I know!
00:26:20If you knew, why come back?
00:26:22Why didn't you go save him?
00:26:24You idiot!
00:26:26I told you watch master!
00:26:28And you let him get taken!
00:26:29I'll beat you!
00:26:30Hey monkey king!
00:26:31There were too many of them!
00:26:33What was I supposed to do?
00:26:34Eldest brother!
00:26:36Saving master comes first!
00:26:37You think I don't know there are many?
00:26:39I've already fought them!
00:26:40I was outnumbered!
00:26:41I couldn't save master!
00:26:42You two come with me!
00:26:43Now!
00:26:43We're going to their lair to save master!
00:26:46Alright!
00:26:53Monster!
00:26:55Open up and surrender!
00:26:56Monster!
00:26:57Your grandpa pig is here!
00:26:59Monster!
00:27:00Let my master go!
00:27:03Kill them!
00:27:04Monkey!
00:27:05You lost to me?
00:27:07And you still dare come knocking?
00:27:08You had the numbers before!
00:27:10This time my brother scanned as one!
00:27:12I'll burn your cave down to the ground!
00:27:14The monkey even brought three more helpers!
00:27:16What a pity!
00:27:17They're all losers we've beaten before!
00:27:20Shut it, long-nosed elephant!
00:27:21Or else I'll knock your teeth out with my rake!
00:27:24You wouldn't dare!
00:27:26Why waste words on them?
00:27:28Just kill them!
00:27:38Go!
00:27:48Where's your-?
00:27:59Take my staff!
00:28:03Take my rake!
00:28:42Take this, my staff!
00:28:50Take this, my staff!
00:29:15Take this, my staff!
00:29:18Take this, my staff!
00:29:20Take this, my staff!
00:29:49Senior brother.
00:30:11Without your rake, how can you fight me?
00:30:49I nearly got eaten alive.
00:31:30That stable boy won't back down, that monster's here to eat you, why aren't you running, why
00:31:34I go meet him, one bite and you're in his belly.
00:31:37Today you're still a monk, tomorrow you'll be a pile of dung.
00:31:39Big brother, you've got quite the appetite.
00:31:43Big brother, second brother, finish them off, wipe out Tang San Zhang's remaining disciples.
00:31:52Xia Wujing, Bai Longma, run for your lives.
00:32:30Third brother.
00:32:41Big brother, what's wrong?
00:32:44That Sun Wukong is all iron and steel.
00:32:48He's hard to digest.
00:32:49My stomach's so bloated it hurts.
00:32:52It's okay, big brother.
00:32:53Let's get back to the cave, quick.
00:32:55Have the boys boil a big pot of salt water, then take a few baskets of Hawthorn to aid digestion.
00:33:00It'll digest anything, iron head or steel arms.
00:33:04Alright.
00:33:11This is that old demon's stomach.
00:33:14Good.
00:33:14Since you let old Sun in, I'll make you pay for it.
00:33:25Brother, have a seat, quick, bring in the brine-soaked fruit.
00:33:37Brine, trying to drown old Sun, are you?
00:33:39Transform.
00:33:43You flood me out.
00:33:45I'll just take a little boat.
00:33:50How is it, brother?
00:33:53His belly's bloated with water.
00:33:55Wonder if that monkey drowned.
00:33:57My boy, you filled your belly with hot water so your grandpa's son can take a bath.
00:34:02Nice and warm.
00:34:03Real comfortable.
00:34:04What?
00:34:05That monkey's still alive in my belly.
00:34:07If brine won't kill him, use sour fruit.
00:34:10Good.
00:34:17My boy, your mountain of lion and camel fruit tastes awful.
00:34:21It's nowhere near as good as my Mount Huago, mountain of flowers and fruit.
00:34:27You little monkey tapeworm, the fruit I eat all ends up in your belly.
00:34:32Good grandson.
00:34:34Toss me some more bananas.
00:34:35Your grandpa loves bananas.
00:34:39Sun Wukong, get your ass out here.
00:34:42Not coming out.
00:34:43Autumn's turned cold, and I'm still in thin clothes.
00:34:45But it's warm in this belly, and there's no wind.
00:34:48I'll come out after I've wintered here.
00:34:50Big brother, that monkey's gonna spend the winter in your gut.
00:34:58If he wants to winter there, I'll go into meditation and use a shifting spell.
00:35:02I won't eat all winter.
00:35:04I'll starve this stable boy to death.
00:35:06Good grandson, you don't know the half of it.
00:35:08I'm escorting Tang San Zhang for the scriptures, and I'm carrying a big iron pot with me.
00:35:13If you won't feed me, I'll take your liver, guts, and lungs in here and boil them up in
00:35:17one pot, make myself a nice awful soup, and stay full till Qingming Festival.
00:35:22Uh, brother, that crazy monkey would actually do this.
00:35:26Don't panic, brother.
00:35:27There's no room for a stove in your belly.
00:35:29He can't even get a fire going.
00:35:32Who says I can't set up a stove?
00:35:34That forked bone's the perfect spot.
00:35:36Oh no.
00:35:37If he really sets up a stove and lights it, the thick smoke will choke you up and you'll
00:35:41suffocate, brother.
00:35:43Then what do we do?
00:35:46Relax.
00:35:46Leave it to old son.
00:35:48I'll jab the golden cudgel right into your belly button and poke a hole through it.
00:35:51It'll be a vent for fresh air, and as a chimney too.
00:35:54Ha ha ha.
00:35:55You're gonna jab my belly button?
00:35:57That's it.
00:35:58I'm done.
00:35:59Someone, bring me the poison.
00:36:00That bottle.
00:36:01Our hot Bodhisattva.
00:36:02Even an immortal would drop from one sip.
00:36:05Mix it into the wine.
00:36:06I'll drink it all.
00:36:07Yes.
00:36:08Brother, don't hurt him and hurt yourself even worse.
00:36:12I'm going to the death with that monkey.
00:36:16Five hundred years ago, when I wrecked the Heavenly Court, I ate Liozi's elixirs and drank
00:36:22the Jade Emperor's wine, Queen Mother's peaches, Phoenix marrow, dragon liver.
00:36:26What haven't I tasted?
00:36:28Poison?
00:36:29You think you can poison me?
00:36:30Poison?
00:36:36Poison?
00:36:39Poison?
00:36:45Poison?
00:36:46Now that's good wine!
00:36:48I haven't had wine in over five hundred years.
00:36:50Not a single drop!
00:36:53Poison?
00:36:54Poison?
00:36:57Poison?
00:36:57Poison?
00:36:59Poison?
00:37:00brother how does it feel that's strange normally after one whole jar even if i'm not wasted i'd
00:37:07be flushed and stumbling but today it feels like i didn't drink at all unless that damn monkey drank
00:37:12at all good wine damn good wine perfect brother that monkey drank all the poisoned wine he's as
00:37:23good as dead my stomach
00:37:56oh big brother
00:38:04my boy well are you begging yet
00:38:08sun wukong if you've got the guts kill me fine then i'll beat you right in the gallbladder
00:38:20mercy mercy great sage equal to heaven please spare him i'm begging for my big brother
00:38:25my boy don't waste words just call him grandpa's son grandpa it's our fault your grandsons we
00:38:33swallowed you by mistake great sage have mercy pity us like ants clinging to life spare my big
00:38:40brother's life the three of us will release your master and see you through the mountains
00:38:46you dragged my master here to suffer and scared him half to death my master is delicate he can't take
00:38:52this abuse you'll pay for this great sage i don't have any gold or jewels on me no amber agate
00:38:59or other
00:39:00treasures how can i pay you pay you how i want the three of you brothers to fetch a fragrant
00:39:05vine palanquin
00:39:06let my master ride in it carry it yourselves get my master across the 800 lie mountain of lion and
00:39:12camel
00:39:13what i haven't taken this kind of humiliation in 800 years third brother saving our eldest comes first
00:39:21as you say great sage the three of us agree just come out and quickly fine open your mouth wide
00:39:30i'll fly out myself hey big brother when he comes out bite down hard crush that monkey swallow him whole
00:39:36then he can't torment you anymore
00:39:41trying to play tricks on me huh i'll hold the golden cudgel go on bite it
00:39:56big brother bite it now
00:40:01my bangs
00:40:04what a slippery demon you dare fool your grandpa's son i spared your life and you tried to bite me
00:40:10to
00:40:10death i'm not coming out today i'm not coming out you went back in again good brother what kind of
00:40:17rotten idea was that we didn't even bite the monkey and i chipped my teeth instead son wukong i've heard
00:40:23your name for a long time it's thunder in the ears they say you made a show outside the southern
00:40:29heavenly
00:40:29gate and showed off at the palace of grand mysteries now you're on the road to the western heavens
00:40:35slaying demons so you're just some upstart monkey if you've got the guts come out and fight fair if you'd
00:40:42said that 500 years ago i might have taken the bait but now nothing you say matters let my master
00:40:47go
00:40:51fine fine i'll release him right now
00:41:11master
00:41:12master
00:41:15bachi
00:41:36my disciples wukong has already subdued them
00:41:40what so dude where's monkey king didn't they swallow him bachi i'm inside this lion's belly
00:41:46once we're past mountain of lion and camel we'll get out of here toss that steely great sage son and
00:41:53you're outside the lion camel kingdom please come out we won't ever dare to go after your master again
00:41:59yes yes little white dragon take master and go on ahead yes senior brother
00:42:12great sage son your master is long gone now fine open your mouth
00:42:27baji sha junior brother let's go you think you can just leave true dharma form
00:42:40monkey king they broke their promise i saw it coming since when do demons ever tell the truth stop them
00:42:54baji junior brother shock the three of us fight our way out together all right
00:43:09baji junior brother shock the three of us fight our way out together all right
00:43:15come and die
00:43:27kill them
00:43:28kill them
00:43:37hurricane capture technique
00:43:53senior brother
00:43:56and you too hurricane capture technique
00:43:58okay
00:43:59yeah
00:43:59i think
00:44:11i think
00:44:22i think
00:44:23i think
00:44:27what
00:44:34Crash him to death!
00:44:45Monkey King!
00:44:46See him in your brother!
00:44:48Monkey King got sobbed into a pancake!
00:45:04I can't see the monkey anymore!
00:45:11Let me go!
00:45:12Master!
00:45:22I'll wipe you out!
00:45:23You little punk!
00:45:24Taste this!
00:45:25This!
00:45:38Big brother!
00:46:08Son Wukong!
00:46:10You're as good as dead!
00:46:16All hail the third king!
00:46:18Back to the cave!
00:46:19Let's feast and celebrate!
00:46:21We'll feast on Tang San Zang's flesh!
00:46:25Yes!
00:46:44Third brother, that vase can really hold Sun Wukong!
00:46:49Don't worry, big brother!
00:46:50In no time at all, Sun Wukong will melt into pus!
00:47:04What treasure is this?
00:47:05How did it trap me in here?
00:47:07I'll smash you to pieces!
00:47:16That's some serious force!
00:47:19Don't waste your breath!
00:47:20You can't break this vase!
00:47:22Can't break it?
00:47:23Then I'll burst it open!
00:47:25Crow!
00:47:27Crowing won't help!
00:47:29Shrink!
00:47:41How is that possible?
00:47:43It's useless!
00:47:44Get ready for torture in the vase!
00:47:46Let the flames cleanse you!
00:47:56This is all you've got?
00:47:58That little flame can't touch Sun Wukong!
00:48:02Oh, really?
00:48:04What about the serpent pit?
00:48:07Snakes!
00:48:12What a meaning!
00:48:14Hmph!
00:48:15My boy, that vase of yours isn't all that!
00:48:17Yeah?
00:48:18Take a closer look!
00:48:26Samadhi true fire!
00:48:29Out of tricks now, huh?
00:48:31In no time at all, you'll be reduced to ash and smoke!
00:48:34Master!
00:48:42Senior brother!
00:48:47Wukong!
00:48:50Master!
00:48:55I, Sun Wukong, have roamed the three realms!
00:48:59I stormed heaven, broke into the underworld, and entered the dragon palace!
00:49:03Yet I've never been this pathetic!
00:49:05And today, I'm to be reduced to pus and blood in this vase!
00:49:09Master!
00:49:10Bhaji and Sha Wuching will be eaten by that demon as well!
00:49:14I failed Buddha Tathagata, and I failed Guan Yin!
00:49:20Every hair on my body got scorched!
00:49:22How are these three still untouched?
00:49:26Wukong!
00:49:27I granted you three life-saving hairs!
00:49:30In dire straits, they can save your life!
00:49:35These are from Guan Yin!
00:49:37The life-saving hair she gave you!
00:49:49Change!
00:49:51No skill!
00:49:52Don't take the job!
00:49:53I'll drill through your vase!
00:50:05Lucky!
00:50:06Lucky!
00:50:06Lucky!
00:50:06Now we can get out!
00:50:15Third brother, that monkey should be sludged by now, right?
00:50:19I just can't shake the worry!
00:50:24Relax, big brother!
00:50:25It's been ages!
00:50:26That monkey should have melted to the bone!
00:50:29Is that so?
00:50:30Bring it here!
00:50:31Let me see!
00:50:34Gods!
00:50:34Carry it before the great king!
00:50:52Third king, something's wrong!
00:50:54The vase is lighter!
00:50:58Nonsense!
00:50:58This is a sacred Buddhist treasure!
00:51:00It contains Yin-Yang Dual Energy!
00:51:02How could it be lighter?
00:51:05Third king, look!
00:51:07It really is lighter!
00:51:20How can this be?
00:51:25This vase is empty!
00:51:28Why is there a hole in the bottom?
00:51:30Who did this?
00:51:34My sweet grandkids!
00:51:35Who else but your grandpa?
00:51:45It's Sun Wukong!
00:51:47He got out!
00:51:48He turned into a fly and flew off!
00:51:52Kill that fly!
00:51:53Kill it!
00:51:57Now!
00:51:57Spread the order!
00:51:58Shut the gates!
00:51:59Shut them!
00:51:59Don't let that monkey get away!
00:52:02Sun Wukong is out!
00:52:03Run!
00:52:05We have to save our master!
00:52:22My lords!
00:52:23Aren't you here to eat Tong Zanzang's flesh?
00:52:25Why throw me in the pot first?
00:52:27I haven't bathed in half a year!
00:52:30My meat reeks!
00:52:31If you're eating someone, eat my master first!
00:52:35Your master is the main course!
00:52:37You're the appetizer!
00:52:38The king said so!
00:52:39Wash Jubaji clean first!
00:52:41Scald him, shave him, skin him, salt him, and serve him with wine!
00:52:46This old pig has such a miserable fate!
00:52:49Grab your weapons and come with me!
00:52:51Trouble at the king's cave!
00:52:55Alright, move out, brothers!
00:52:57Let me go!
00:52:59Help!
00:53:00Someone help!
00:53:01Help!
00:53:03Help!
00:53:03Help!
00:53:03Help!
00:53:04Help!
00:53:06Help!
00:53:07Help!
00:53:08Help!
00:53:08Help!
00:53:09Help!
00:53:11Help!
00:53:15Help!
00:53:21Zhuvuneng!
00:53:24Zhuvuneng!
00:53:26Who's calling me?
00:53:27Wuneng is my name!
00:53:28Guanyin Bodhisattva gave me that dharma name!
00:53:31After I joined master, they all call me Bhajie!
00:53:34Out here in the middle of nowhere, how would anyone know that name?
00:53:42Whoever called my dharma name, show yourself.
00:53:45It was me.
00:53:48Who are you, hiding in the shadows?
00:53:52Show yourself.
00:53:56I'm an officer of the Netherworld Bureau, here to claim lives.
00:54:00By order of King Yama, I've come to take your soul.
00:54:05Grandpa Soul Reaper, please head back first.
00:54:07Put in a good word with King Yama.
00:54:09He's close with my senior brother's son, Wukong.
00:54:13Ask him to cut me some slack.
00:54:14Let me live one more day.
00:54:16Come take me tomorrow.
00:54:18Nonsense!
00:54:19If King Yama says you die at the third watch, who dare keep you till the fourth?
00:54:25Come with me now, or I'll bring out the rope of fate and yank you by the neck.
00:54:31Please, sir, have mercy.
00:54:33One look at me and you know I'm done for.
00:54:35I'm going to die, no question.
00:54:37I just want one more day.
00:54:39That demon took my master and Sha Wu Jing.
00:54:41All of them.
00:54:42Let me see them one last time.
00:54:44Then I'll go with you to the Netherworld Bureau.
00:54:47At least I'll have honored our bond.
00:54:49Then I can die with no regrets.
00:54:52Fine.
00:54:53I've got thirty names on my warrant.
00:54:56They're all nearby.
00:54:57Let me round them up, then I'll take you.
00:55:00That buys you this one day.
00:55:02But running errands is hard work.
00:55:04Got any silver on you?
00:55:06And some over.
00:55:07Call it travel money.
00:55:13Money?
00:55:15I'm Jubaji, a monk.
00:55:17The four elements are empty.
00:55:18What money could I have?
00:55:20If you don't have any silver, then stop yapping.
00:55:25Let me slip the rope on you and come with me.
00:55:27Please, don't take me.
00:55:29Don't arrest me.
00:55:29I know what that is.
00:55:30That's a rope of fate.
00:55:32Once it's around your neck, it hooks your soul away.
00:55:34I have money.
00:55:35I'll pay you.
00:55:36Where is it?
00:55:37Hand it over.
00:55:38Quit stalling, or I'll take you straight to Underworld.
00:55:43What a pity.
00:55:44What a pity.
00:55:45Ever since I became a monk, some devout families would feed the monks,
00:55:49and seeing what an appetite I had, they'd slip me a few bits of silver for buns.
00:55:53So I saved it bit by bit, until I scraped together five kyen of silver.
00:55:58A few days ago, I went to the women's kingdom and begged the silversmith to melt it into one piece.
00:56:03That silversmith had no conscience.
00:56:05He even skimmed a few fenn off me.
00:56:08In the end, I had one horse hoof silver worth four chien and six fenn.
00:56:12Take it, then.
00:56:14Huh?
00:56:14This idiot's so broke, he can't even afford pants.
00:56:18Yet he can hide silver.
00:56:20Where did you hide it?
00:56:22Talk!
00:56:22Now!
00:56:24I stuffed it in my left ear.
00:56:26My hands are tied.
00:56:27I can't get it.
00:56:28Reach in and feel for it yourself.
00:56:44You idiot.
00:56:45It really is four chien and six fenn.
00:56:52Damn that Bimauan!
00:56:53So it was you!
00:56:55It's him, monkey!
00:56:57Look at the state I'm in!
00:56:58And you still mess with me, even scamming me out of my silver.
00:57:01Have you got no conscience?
00:57:05You idiot!
00:57:06I escorted Master West for the scriptures.
00:57:09You have no idea what we've been through.
00:57:11We hacked through thorns and fought off demons.
00:57:13Well you!
00:57:14You hide off to the side and slack off and you even stash away private money.
00:57:18So what if I saved up?
00:57:20I went without food and scraped it together bit by bit.
00:57:23I was saving to buy some cloth and make myself a new outfit.
00:57:25And you scared me for no reason.
00:57:27Then you stole my silver.
00:57:29Give it back.
00:57:29Now!
00:57:30Not a single coin.
00:57:31This silver is your punishment for hoarding money.
00:57:34It's mine now.
00:57:36Fine.
00:57:37Fine.
00:57:37Take it all as my ransom.
00:57:38But you still have to get me out of here.
00:57:40Or I paid you for nothing.
00:57:44Easy.
00:57:45Since I took your silver, I'll get you out.
00:58:02Monkey King.
00:58:03While those imps aren't looking, let's make a run for it.
00:58:06Don't rush in.
00:58:07Those three demons are too strong.
00:58:09We can't beat them.
00:58:10And you call yourself Marshal Tianping Reborn?
00:58:13What a spineless coward.
00:58:15Not today.
00:58:16I'm not running.
00:58:16We're getting Master and Sha Wu Jing out.
00:58:19You're really going head on?
00:58:21Move.
00:58:22Split up.
00:58:33I'm Wukong.
00:58:43Sha Wu Jing reverted to his true form, dipping raw slices in minced human flesh.
00:59:09Brother Sha.
00:59:13Senior brother.
00:59:14I knew you weren't dead.
00:59:20Boss, we finally get to eat dragon.
00:59:26What are you talking about?
00:59:28The king said we can't eat this dragon.
00:59:31We're keeping it to trade with Western Sea Dragon Palace.
00:59:36What are you staring at?
00:59:38You really think someone's coming to save you?
00:59:44Boss.
00:59:46Where's that black smoke coming from?
00:59:57Chubachi!
00:59:59Chubachi!
01:00:16Second brother.
01:00:17By Lung Ma!
01:00:18Come on, let's meet up with senior brother.
01:00:20We have to save Master.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:25Report!
01:00:26Your Majesties!
01:00:28Chang San Zhang's four disciples are slaughtering everyone in the cave.
01:00:31We don't have enough men.
01:00:33We can't hold them off.
01:00:34What?
01:00:36They all broke free!
01:00:38Oh no.
01:00:39What do we do now?
01:00:40Sun Wukong wounded me and our eldest brother.
01:00:42We're badly weakened.
01:00:43Now the only one who can stop Sun Wukong's magic treasure has been drilled through again.
01:00:47The three of us can't beat the four of them anymore.
01:00:51Don't panic.
01:00:52Tang San Zhang is still in our hands.
01:00:55Bring Tang San Zhang.
01:00:59Third brother.
01:01:00Tang San Zhang won't help.
01:01:01We've got over 40,000 on Mountain of Lion and Camel.
01:01:04But even the grunts can't hold it.
01:01:06If Mountain of Lion and Camel won't hold,
01:01:09I've still got the Lion and Camel kingdom.
01:01:12You mean...
01:01:12Big brother, second brother.
01:01:14In Lion and Camel City, we've got a million demons.
01:01:17We take Tang San Zhang and fall back to Lion and Camel City.
01:01:20We'll swarm him to death.
01:01:21No matter how capable Sun Wukong is,
01:01:23he can't take on a million demon soldiers.
01:01:25Exactly.
01:01:26Let Sun Wukong see what real terror looks like in my Lion and Camel kingdom.
01:01:31Tell the whole army.
01:01:32Fall back to Lion and Camel City.
01:01:37Demons!
01:01:37Let my master go!
01:01:40Monkey King.
01:01:42Why'd all the demons run off?
01:01:44Eldest brother, they left a message.
01:01:47Sun Wukong, if you want to save his master,
01:01:49come to Lion and Camel City if you dare.
01:01:54Lion and Camel City?
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