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Superboy vs. Alien - Full EP
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00:12Let go of the president!
00:15Hand over the nuclear codes, or I stick this down your-
00:19Hey! Who's hungry for some fried calamari?
00:26It's Commander Z, leader of the Zenrith League!
00:33What's up, how's your grandpa doing, Amelia?
00:36The last time I saved him-
00:37Shoot him!
00:59Let's get this over with, I have a thing later.
01:07Let's get this over with, I have a thing later.
01:29Let's get this over with, I have a thing later.
01:32Let's get this over with, I have a thing later.
01:39You've done it again, Commander Z. It took the FBI five years fighting these alien terrorists,
01:45but it only took you five months undercover to find them and just five minutes to take
01:51him out.
01:51Told you I have a thing later, sir.
01:53Please.
01:54Let me honor you with a public announcement-
01:56Whoa, sir, with all due respect.
02:00I just want to live my life.
02:16As a normal high school senior.
02:21Sir!
02:22Your tux!
02:24Fuck.
02:25I'm going to be late for our date.
02:27Ivy's going to be real mad.
02:29And your flowers!
02:32Thanks, Alphonse, but I'm going to need more than this.
02:34Help me get her a good apology present.
02:37Something fancy, okay?
02:39Another gift?
02:41But you just secretly got her into Zenith League.
02:48Whoa!
02:49Watch it!
02:51Hey, I know you like what you're seeing, but maybe buy the lady a drink first?
03:00Wait, you're Catgirl Kimi.
03:02Newly melted rank S. Superheroman?
03:05I know, you fanboys want my autograph.
03:09Sorry to disappoint, but I have a girlfriend already.
03:12She's the only superhero for me.
03:14Oh, good.
03:15Because I don't have time to chit chat with nerds.
03:17You can run along to your girlfriend while I go save the president.
03:20Don't sweat it.
03:21I already took care of the alien.
03:23Wait.
03:23Took care of the alien?
03:25You?
03:26Name's Zeno.
03:29That's the next wave of enemies.
03:30Wait.
03:31I should tell you, there's only one way to kill them.
03:33Who do you think I am?
03:34I'm Catgirl, Bird's natural predator.
03:36Not those guys.
03:37Their feathered coats are made of a special metal.
03:39It's impenetrable.
03:40Go for the inside of their beaks.
03:41And how would you know?
03:43What?
03:44Whatever.
03:44Who is he to tell me how to fight?
03:53Phew.
03:53Made it.
03:54Right on time.
03:58Why is there a party here?
04:01Ivy?
04:02Hey, anyone seen Ivy?
04:06Ivy, I brought you flowers for our dating anniversary.
04:09And...
04:10I'm glad you made it, Zeno.
04:12This is my breakup party because I'm dumping you.
04:16Breaking up?
04:17We just hit our two...
04:18You missed the entire half of the school year.
04:20I know.
04:21You're bland and you blend in.
04:23Hang on.
04:23I'm bland?
04:24What?
04:25You've been mixing sriracha with bees in your drink or something?
04:28But you're utterly foreforgettable now.
04:30And that's embarrassing me.
04:32Seriously?
04:33Simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention.
04:36He doesn't even try.
04:38Guess he's a failure at that too.
04:39Excuse me, though I'm enjoying the sweet talk.
04:42This is between me and my girlfriend.
04:44Stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer, Zeno!
04:49And how would you know that?
04:51Because I'm...
04:52Gonna be the new face of Zenith League!
04:55I was just recruited by the number one superhero league in the world.
05:00As for you, class rankings came out already.
05:03Haven't you seen them?
05:04You missed so much of Mercenary School.
05:07You missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues.
05:09Your lowest of the lows, rank Z.
05:13And you know Zenith League only takes rank A's and above.
05:15I can't be seen with you like this.
05:22They're asking me, Commander Z of the entire league, to try out for my own team?
05:29You don't understand.
05:30Would King Kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug?
05:34I thought so.
05:35Look closely.
05:36I only score so low so that you, Ivy, don't have to feel so bad about coming in last place.
05:43I didn't ask you to do those things.
05:46Quit trying to guilt trip me.
05:47I bet even if your parents were alive, they'd ditch you for a more gifted son, too!
05:57What?!
06:03I kill you just for fun.
06:06But why waste time on a maggot like you?
06:08I won't let you get away with it!
06:15That was the day I unlocked my powers.
06:17And that was when I promised to never let another child go through the same hell I did.
06:22My parents died protecting this world.
06:25Don't sell their memories.
06:27Or what?
06:28And too bad you didn't inherit your parents' super genes.
06:31Otherwise, you wouldn't be such a loser!
06:33Whatever, Xenon.
06:35You can stay at the bottom because I've upgraded for someone better.
06:39Someone who can actually take me to high places!
06:43Hey, what's up, nerd?
06:55You cheated on me, Ivy?
06:58If Brad has super strength in his rank A, Zenith League just accepted him.
07:03He's my real hero.
07:04Oh my god, his superhero name is The Boulder.
07:07How cool is that?!
07:08And you're just a powerless weakling.
07:10Born to be a loser.
07:11Ah, baby.
07:12I'm so sore from benching 500 today.
07:14Aw, I'll massage them for you.
07:16Looks like I gained another power.
07:18Invisibility.
07:19Ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you.
07:21Cause guess what?
07:23Zenith League is starting an all-girl special team.
07:25And Ivy is going to be on it.
07:27That's right!
07:28It's led by the drop-dead gorgeous Catgirl Kimi, and I'm the newest member.
07:32Oh, I'm so excited!
07:34Why aren't you applauding?
07:35You should be happy I'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend.
07:40That's because I was the one who got you, man.
07:49That Xeno guy was right about Birdman's weakness.
07:52I could have died if it weren't for his intel.
07:55Whoever he is, I must find him.
08:00You!
08:01Got me into Zenith League?!
08:03Aw, it's almost cute!
08:05His vocab is so limited he doesn't even know the meaning of Zenith League.
08:09I'm Commander Z, the creator and literal definition of Zenith League.
08:13Yeah, even I know Zenith means top of the top.
08:16What are those glasses for anyways?
08:19Keep your mediocrity away from me.
08:21Don't be an idiot, Xeno.
08:23You don't even have powers.
08:25I only got into Zenith League, all thanks to Brad.
08:28His dad is the headhunter.
08:30I see how it is.
08:31Your lame excuses aren't doing a very good job covering up your greed.
08:34And to think I was going to take you to the top with me.
08:36Not anymore.
08:37I know you're sensitive and I broke your fragile little heart.
08:40But let's face it, there's no future with you.
08:42That's because you're too busy plummeting to the ground.
08:45Too bad, this glorified piece of rock isn't going to save you from the oncoming regret when you realize that
08:50your upgrade is a downgrade.
08:53I'll show you who's a downgrade!
09:11I made a promise to my parents that I was only going to use my powers for good, not petty
09:15fights.
09:22Nobody's ever deflected my punch before, much less catch it. How did he-
09:26Oh, he's so big and strong.
09:29They don't call Brad the boulder for nothing.
09:31You fools are made for each other.
09:33Xeno, even being invisible would do you more good than having no powers.
09:38I'm sorry for you.
09:40You can save the pity for yourself.
09:42You know what? This guy's ruined the whole party.
09:43I've got a bigger bachelor pod. Let's head over there.
09:46Here's a lesson before I leave you in the dust, Xeno.
09:48Love is for fairy tales. Even I know that.
09:53A loser.
09:54So that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me, huh?
09:57Well, joke's on her.
10:02Cause from where I stand, I see a hero.
10:15That's thanks for helping me take down the enemy.
10:18Oh, you mean the pigeon guys?
10:21Thought you said you had them in the bag. Miss Rank S.
10:26I didn't. A good cat admits when she's met her better half.
10:30Guess you're not just some nerd. You'd be an asset to Xenarith League.
10:33How about you become our battle tactician?
10:36Is that an invite?
10:38To my own superhero league?
10:41It is. Tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits.
10:45Your ex-girlfriend will be there too. I can tell everyone you're my boyfriend.
10:49Help you get back at her.
10:50I went from tactician to boyfriend in less than five seconds.
10:53That's a little fast. I have to think about it.
10:55I live life on the edge. Bottoms up, boo.
10:59This is a good chance to see what my team is actually like.
11:01I'll stay undercover for this.
11:07First training day is like frat rush.
11:09You'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents,
11:11but I bet you'll have plenty of pointers for our heroes.
11:13If they're actually any good, then they won't need my help.
11:16Oh, you'll be surprised.
11:17You go in there first, I'm gonna change.
11:19I'll be back in a moment to introduce you.
11:28First training day! I'm ready to shoot up some new recruits!
11:32Again? You nearly killed everyone in our last batch.
11:35And a bunch of villagers too.
11:37Maybe save some fun for me this time, huh?
11:39What the hell?
11:40I created Zenith League so the world's best superheroes can fight crime and evil together,
11:45not torment civilians.
11:50Oh my gosh!
11:52Zenith League even upgraded my weapon for me!
11:55Personally delivered by Catgirl Kiwi Sidekick 2!
11:58And it's all thanks to you for recommending me, Brad.
12:07Butts up, towel boy!
12:11Wait, what?
12:12Good dodge, kid. Maybe one day, you can be like us.
12:17Now go wash my dirty laundry.
12:19They think I'm just a towel boy.
12:21This ought to be fun.
12:22Hey Brad, I want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other day.
12:26Oh yeah? You want to get whooped again?
12:31This what you superheroes do all day?
12:33Getting off on measuring guns and stroking your eagles?
12:38Zeno, what the hell are you doing here?
12:40This is only for Zenith League superheroes and recruits!
12:43Your technique's all wrong, you gotta engage your toes.
12:45Oh, and never underestimate pinky power.
12:49Who's this weak-looking twig?
12:51Ignore him, he's just a powerless loser from mercenary school.
12:53Came in dead last in class, zero powers.
12:55I can't believe it, Brad! He's so desperate!
12:57He's stalking me now!
12:59That's so creepy!
13:00Ivy, aren't you just a new recruit?
13:02Don't talk like you own the place.
13:05Or I may have to humble you.
13:07You beat us?!
13:08Dude, did I hit you too hard on the head last time?
13:11You fucking lost him!
13:14You're like a helpless puppy on the streets, begging for attention.
13:18You're the one who's all bark and no bite.
13:20This isn't a challenge for me, because beating you guys would be like squashing ants.
13:23That's it, four eyes. You can only read about how to fight in a textbook.
13:27But I've got real combat experience!
13:34So let me show you what makes me a real man!
13:37Or maybe I'll teach you a lesson in humility.
13:42Give up, Xenon. I know you're desperate to get me back, but you have no powers!
13:45You're not even good enough to be the towel boy!
13:47I told you, I'm not interested in your petty little games.
13:49Come on, loser! You don't even want to fight back after your girl chose me?
13:53What, you scared?
13:53Of course he's scared, Brad! Everyone knows you've got super strength and you're the strongest of our class.
13:57You're gonna break his arm in less than a second.
13:59You keep underestimating me, Ivy, but you're gonna regret it.
14:02Her only regret is not dumping your nerdy ass earlier.
14:05Now put your arm up, and if you don't, Trigger Happy will show you a real good time.
14:09Games, and powers, that's all they care about, instead of helping those in need.
14:13I really should clean house.
14:15Go on, arm up, dipshit!
14:18Better use that pinky power you were talking about if you want to live!
14:243, 2, 1, GO!
14:36If you're rank A, then what am I?
14:42What the hell was that?
14:44You look scared. I thought you were the bolder.
14:48Not very bold, are you?
14:49I told you your stance was all wrong.
14:52Nobody has ever beat Brad before!
14:55This... this is impossible!
14:57What kind of trickery did you pull on me?
15:00Spill it! I'd never lose!
15:02I won fair and square, Brad.
15:05Who's the sore loser now?
15:12Enough! No more of this, Xenon.
15:14I know I broke your fragile little heart when I dumped you, but this is no place for your circus
15:17act.
15:18Yeah, your loser ex-boyfriend just wants to humiliate you in front of all the heroes at Zenith League?
15:23Do you even know what this place is, Xenon?
15:26This is the danger room.
15:28The ultimate training arena for Zenith League.
15:31Designed by Catgirl Kimi herself.
15:33This is the only rank S female fighter in the League!
15:36Nobody dares to mess with her!
15:37Well, I didn't need those glasses anyways.
15:39This whip is the very proof that I belong here.
15:41Yeah, your aim really has improved with that new whip.
15:44Zenith League upgraded it with material that can even burn through an iron wall.
15:47Before, you couldn't even hit an elephant if it was two feet in front of you.
15:49Stop talking down to me!
15:50I'm a somebody now and you're a nobody!
15:52What are you gonna do? Actually whip me?
15:54I'm not your boyfriend anymore or are you begging me back now?
15:57That's it! I'm getting rid of you once and for all!
16:09He caught my whip!
16:13This whip is injected with venom too, how is he still okay?
16:16You said you got this whip because Catgirl Kimi recruited you to be on her girl power squad?
16:21Yes, and you better watch it.
16:24You can fish in this and you mess with me.
16:26That's messing with Catgirl Kimi.
16:30You're an idiot, Zeno.
16:31And I thought you were at least book smart.
16:33All of us here are rank A heroes.
16:35We could pumple you to mush if we wanted to.
16:37But now, you're straight up tempting death.
16:39Catgirl Kimi skinned her last opponent, Birdman alive, you know that?
16:42Oh yes, I heard. She told me the whole thing.
16:44You see, Kimiko was the one who invited me today.
16:47Are you kidding me?
16:48Catgirl Kimiko is a rank S hero!
16:50She would never be caught with a powerless weaker like you.
16:52Oof.
16:53And they say only sticks and stones can hurt me.
16:55Actually, nothing can.
16:57It's time I take back everything I ever gave you and put you in your place, I do.
17:08My whip!
17:11So are we just gonna stand around and talk?
17:13Or are we gonna fight?
17:22What was that?
17:23Zeon!
17:23You'll pay for this!
17:25Brad, do something!
17:29This all you got?
17:30All I feel is a light breeze.
17:32You don't wanna play with Hellfire!
17:38You just look like an ape drenched in kerosene.
17:41Get a grip.
17:45He-hey!
17:47He's getting me trigger happy!
17:49Let's hit him all at once!
17:55I want his head!
17:57Charge it!
17:58Go!
18:10No!
18:20You just kissed him?
18:23Do you know who that is?
18:25That's my- that's just some nobody from mercenary school!
18:28Yep.
18:29My new battle tactician.
18:31and he's got better moves than everyone in this room combined he has zero rank he's not even a
18:38recruit he's a towel boy he beat your arm in under a second anyone else want to debate his
18:43qualifications you could have just shaken my hand where's the fun in that my office five minutes
18:54do something oh i'm gonna do something
19:01tonight there's a data heist at the federal tech vault downtown someone's going after zenith
19:07leagues classified files how classified identity level real names home addresses every active hero
19:15in the league including mine you'll come as tech support stay in comms range and call the shots
19:20from the outside boomerang and i go in what do we know about the crew hitting the vault
19:30goes by vortex new nobody's faced him yet and walked away with their power intact
19:35he drains supers on contact one touch gone everything one touch so he can only drain one
19:43person at a time yes then don't let him get his hands on both of you at once
19:50you keep him splitting his attention he can't drain what he can't catch see that's why you're here
20:00meet me at the van in an hour try not to look too smart it's distracting
20:07i built this league to protect people the vortex gets those files every hero i trained is a walking
20:12target
20:16we're in server rooms two floors down three heat signatures ahead of you vortex is the one
20:21hanging back he'll let his crew engage first he waits until you're distracted look at that
20:25he strategizes
20:38boomerang left
20:46now
20:46i can't feel it my power's gone stay down cat girl rank ass i've been looking forward to this
21:01keep him reaching left and keeney don't let him back him into a corner he's counting on that
21:11who's in your ear
21:26interesting nothing to drain or is there something you're hiding
21:50boomerang's power will return fully in 48 hours the download was stopped mission's a win a win
21:55boomerang got drained nobody's ever taken her down before she'd be completely powerless right now if
22:00keeney hadn't split his attention he can only drain one target at a time that's his limit that's how you
22:05beat him he also grabbed our tactics outside the van tried to drain him nothing happened why rank z
22:11remember nothing to drain
22:14i want a full background sweep on this guy school records family history the works something doesn't add up
22:19i trust him that's enough
22:22you've known him for two days keeney he's got no rank no powers and vortex walked right up to his
22:28van like he knew exactly who he was looking for
22:30meeting's over
22:34meeting's over
22:35xinon
22:36yeah
22:36you noticed his drain pattern before we even got inside
22:39i study people it's what i do
22:41and when his hand was on your wrist
22:44you didn't flinch
22:45you didn't panic
22:47you were waiting to see what he'd do
22:49xino
22:50is there something you want to tell me
23:03zenith league
23:04i have a simple request
23:07commander z steps forward and reveals his true identity
23:10publicly
23:11in the city square
23:12you have until dawn
23:14where i drain every rank a hero in the city simultaneously
23:17Obviously. Every single one.
23:21Can he actually do that?
23:24We don't know what his upper limit is.
23:26Does anyone here know who Commander Z is?
23:32Commander Z has always operated independently.
23:35His identity is classified even from us.
23:38So what do we do?
23:39We can't just let Vortex drain all of us!
23:42Some of us don't have anything to worry about.
23:44Rank Z's got no power to drain, right Xenon?
23:46Right.
23:47Lucky you.
24:04Nobody bombs every single test.
24:09Not this consistently.
24:11Not unless they're trying to.
24:21No way.
24:30Oh.
24:32Oh, that's why.
24:34No way!
24:41The game is so loud.
24:43No way!
24:48No way!
24:56No way!
24:57No way!
24:59No way!
25:05He's not waiting for Dawn.
25:07Everyone, full gear, now!
25:17Zeno, get me a plan.
25:20If I go out there as Commander Z,
25:23everything I built gets blown open.
25:26Everyone I've kept safe.
25:28My team, my cover, my life, gone.
25:33But if I don't...
25:34I can feel it! He's pulling!
25:37From here!
25:39Zeno, I need a plan, now!
25:42Commander Z, sir, you have to go now!
25:46If he completes the drain...
25:47I know, Alphonse.
26:02I know who Commander Z is.
26:05I know who Commander Z is.
26:22Don't move!
26:23Whoa...
26:24Would they go for it?
26:27No!
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