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Oops! My Phoenix Mommy Snagged a War God Daddy
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00:02I'm Ovelia, the last phoenix alive.
00:08Before my mom died, she told me,
00:11the phoenix bloodline could never end.
00:14But none of the losers from the divine and demon realm
00:18ever caught my eye,
00:19until I came to the human world.
00:23How's the man?
00:25Still this hot when he's passed out?
00:28And his body?
00:30Damn good.
00:35Not bad!
00:38Our kid would be...
00:41Gorgeous!
00:43Yes!
00:44The phoenix bloodline is saved!
00:56Who are you?
00:57And what are you doing?
01:01You're really hot, and I kinda need your help making a baby.
01:05Are you insane?
01:12You're hurt way too badly to leave this valley.
01:15Why not just behave?
01:18You!
01:19Relax.
01:20I only use you to continue my bloodline.
01:23I won't chase you afterwards.
01:24I'm sorry.
01:44My droids!
01:45I'm sorry.
01:45You are sorry.
01:47I'm sorry!
01:48I'm sorry.
01:53The godfather is singing!
01:55Hooked up with that guy on the clouds. Got this egg. Already three years. Still no change.
02:03His swimmers really that weak?
02:17Mommy!
02:21The meat's ready!
02:23Ready? That's destroyed!
02:29Corn controlling fire!
02:32That's my girl!
02:45You... you are...
03:02What the hell? I've never pissed off the gods!
03:10Daddy!
03:16Wait!
03:19Isn't this the mortal who was my donor back then?
03:23You... you are actually a god!
03:26Daddy!
03:28Hug!
03:37Wow! Daddy smells so good!
03:40I missed you so much, Daddy. I didn't know you were this handsome. And a god too!
03:46But why did Mommy tell me you died a long time ago?
03:54Well... your godness? Don't be mad! It's just a misunderstanding.
04:00A misunderstanding? You did-
04:05Don't! Not in front of Kara!
04:09Kara!
04:10Her name is Kara.
04:11Yep.
04:12Family name?
04:13No. Just... Kara.
04:16We Phoenixes... don't really have a family name.
04:20But... if needed, she can take mine-
04:22From now on...
04:23Her name is Kara Oderson.
04:29Oh, Oderson. There's only one god with that name.
04:33The god of war, Rises.
04:35Oh my god, the hell did I mess with?
04:37So Kara's blue eye is from him.
04:40Wait! Where are you taking Kara?
04:43Wait! I don't care who you are!
04:45You are not taking my daughter!
04:47Are raising her here? In the barren cave?
04:51Barren?! This is the nicest cave for miles around!
04:55You seriously have no taste!
04:58Nice... but still a cave.
05:01You think I want it?
05:03Phoenixes are dying. I have no choice.
05:14I'm taking the kid... with me.
05:22No way!
05:25No way! Even if you are god of war, you can't take my daughter.
05:32She's my daughter, too.
05:34Doesn't matter! I've been raising her these past three years.
05:40If you want to take her, fine. Take me, too.
05:48Daddy, Mommy, what's wrong?
05:53Get in.
05:59Mommy!
06:01Mommy, finally made it to heaven!
06:19So this is the heavens
06:23It's insane
06:24Can I really be here?
06:28Weren't you begging to come?
06:30What's wrong now? Scared?
06:32Scared? No way!
06:33I'm going
06:42That's the woman who took advantage of Lord Raishaeus
06:45A phoenix
06:47Says she stole Lord Raishaeus' first time
06:50His first time
06:57Oh my god, that's his first time
06:59That's not even the worst part
07:01You know, he already had a phoenix
07:03What?
07:04Fiancé!
07:05The goddess of harvest
07:07Beautiful, powerful
07:08She and Lord Raishas were perfect together
07:11But this evil bitch ruined everything
07:14May thunder strike her dead
07:23He's engaged to goddess of harvest
07:26Great
07:26Kara and I are totally screwed
07:29Nope
07:29We need to get out of here
07:31This evil bitch ruined me
07:35Lord Raish
07:38So scary
07:41Better not piss him off right now
07:44Just play nice for now
07:47No, please
07:48I want daddy to sleep with me
07:51And tell me a story
07:53But mommy always slept with you
07:55And told stories before
07:58No, no
07:59I want daddy
08:08Daddy
08:11Wow
08:11Okay
08:12So mommy's been replaced by daddy already
08:15Fine
08:16Daddy can stay with you tonight
08:18Don't go mommy
08:20I want both mommy and daddy with me
08:25Uh, that's weird, right?
08:30Stay
08:42She's seriously obsessed with you already
08:45And it's only been half a day
08:47Surely because I'm her father
08:49Why did you run away back then?
08:53I thought you were just some injured human
08:56I saved you in exchange for
08:58Huh
08:58For one night
09:00You lost nothing, right?
09:06What?
09:07You didn't lose anything?
09:08But got the cutest kid in the world
09:10Still not enough?
09:18What are you doing?
09:19Kara's here
09:24You started everything
09:28What?
09:29Scared now?
09:31Ovelia
09:32Calm down
09:33He has a fiancé
09:35Remember?
09:36Fiancé
09:37Who cares?
09:38You have a kid with him
09:40The goddess is the other woman
09:41Recy, I...
09:43Ovelia
09:43I won't let you go again
10:06Daddy, mommy, sleep with me
10:12I'm tired
10:16Good night
10:17Good night
10:31It's so fun
10:32Daddy, I want popcorn
10:36Okay
10:48Rainbow bridge is crazy enough
10:51But a war god used lightning to make popcorn
10:54Just because Kara asked for it
10:56Good
10:57Kids with dads really have it easy
11:02Mommy
11:03Mommy, look
11:04Daddy made all this for me
11:07Daddy, what about mommy?
11:09Oh, no, no
11:10I'm not a kid anymore
11:16Oh, my God
11:19This is a flaming swing
11:33Lord Rice
11:34The Allfather was furious
11:36After hearing you brought a woman back
11:39He ordered you to see him immediately
11:45All right
11:45Time for a talk with my father
11:49That bitch thinks she can take Recy from me
11:51With the little bastard
11:55Dream on
11:58He's mine
12:08What smells so good?
12:09Did daddy make snacks for me?
12:14Mom, who are you?
12:16Let me go
12:16Mommy
12:18Mommy
12:20Mommy
12:23Who are you?
12:25Where are you taking Kara?
12:27Kara
12:28Kara
12:31You bad woman
12:34Let me go
12:35Mommy
12:37Save me
12:41Kara
12:48I've been waiting for you
12:52Who the hell are you?
12:53Why are you hurting my kid?
12:54I'm Recy's fiancee
12:56The high goddess of Harvest Solfie
12:58Trash you and the little bastard
13:00Don't deserve to be the heaven
13:02Now get the hell back to your human world
13:06Solfie
13:08If you touch my daughter
13:10If you touch my daughter
13:11I swear to destroy your soul
13:13A pathetic mortal
13:15Dares to threaten me
13:19Mommy
13:19Mommy
13:20Mommy
13:30My sweetie
13:31So you're the phoenix
13:33Then I'll kill you with my heavenly ice arrow
13:39Don't be afraid
13:40Mommy's here
13:47Mommy, you're hurt
13:50I'm okay, Kara
13:51Run
13:55You evil
13:58Daddy's gonna make you pay
14:00For hurting Mommy
14:01You bitch
14:02How dare you threaten me by Recy
14:05You think he can save you?
14:07Fine
14:07I'll show you
14:08What real divine power looks like
14:17No, Mommy
14:18Kara
14:20Run
14:21Mommy
14:22Mommy, hold on
14:23I'll go get Daddy
14:28You think you can escape
15:01Dare steal my man
15:03This is your end
15:09I'm sorry, Kara
15:11Mommy can't protect you
15:35Touched my woman
15:37And kid
15:38You're dead
15:51You dare harm my family
15:52You're going to pay for this
15:59Stop
15:59I'm the harvest goddess
16:02I'm the harvest goddess
16:02All mother chose me
16:03Kill me
16:04And the entire realm
16:06All goes to war
16:09You think I won't do it
16:15Don't resist
16:16Don't start a celestial war over us
16:19The baby and I are fine
16:30Get out
16:31Touch them again
16:32And I swear
16:33Not even your mother can save you
16:36Ricey
16:37Ricey
16:37You will regret this
16:53You will regret this
16:54Did we just cause trouble for you?
16:59No, it's not your fault
17:02I failed to protect you
17:03I'll never let anyone hurt you again
17:09Oh my god
17:10Why is this man so resistible?
17:12I'm totally losing it over here
17:27Olivia
17:28Will you and Kara stay with me forever?
17:32Daddy
17:34You were so, so cool
17:36The lightning went bam, bam, bam
17:38You scared the bad lady away
17:43But Kara only makes teeny tiny sparks
17:46That's okay, sweetheart
17:47When we get home
17:48Daddy will teach you how to call down bigger lightning
17:51Yay!
17:52Daddy's the coolest!
17:56Oh, father
17:57That shameless one
17:58Bewitched rises
17:59She slandered me
18:01And nearly convinced him to kill me
18:03She even said
18:04Said what?
18:06She said your divine decree means nothing
18:08She insists on freeze from me
18:15How dare she?
18:17Send word
18:18Order Rethys to bring that woman to me immediately
18:28Yay, we're home
18:33Lord Rethys, the Allfather commands you
18:36To bring Lady Olivia to the Heavenly Hall immediately
18:43I'm doomed
18:45I heard the Allfather
18:46He can wipe people out
18:50With a flick of his finger
18:51I need to take the baby
18:53And run
19:03Where are you running off to this time?
19:08Olivia
19:10I'm, I'm not
19:11I'm just worried
19:12Shh
19:13Don't worry
19:15I already planned
19:17To introduce you and Kara
19:19To my parents officially
19:23This just came sooner
19:25Officially
19:26But I'm nobody special
19:28Yes, you are
19:29Olivia
19:30You're my wife
19:32And the mother of my child
19:49Daddy
19:50Why is mommy taking so long?
19:53I got dressed super fast
19:56Daddy, is mommy gonna look like an angel?
20:00Your mommy already is an angel
20:16Wow
20:19Wow
20:20Mommy is so pretty
20:23Mommy is the most beautiful angel ever
20:26You're adorable
20:28Such a sweet talker
20:29I'm almost starting to believe you
20:32She's not flattering you
20:35She's telling the truth
20:38You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
20:48Wow
20:52This grandpa and grandma's palace
20:54It's so big and pretty
20:55Where did this kid come from?
20:57She's so cute
20:57Even grander than daddy's temple
20:59Wait
21:00Why does she have the thunder god's era?
21:03Oh my god
21:04She's gorgeous
21:04Is she the woman Rhythi's brought back from the mortal realm?
21:07I've never seen a woman this beautiful in the heavens
21:09No wonder Lord Ressis fell for her
21:13Father
21:14This is Olivia
21:15I brought her here to meet you
21:20She kneels
21:21A lowly mortal has no right to stand here
21:24Chain her to the mountain
21:26And let the eagles blind her
21:33Father
21:33Olivia is not a lowly mortal
21:37She is my wife
21:39You dare defy your father for this woman?
21:44Ressi calm down please
21:47I knew it
21:48Even the thunder god still bows before the all father
21:57Olivia is my wife
22:01If she kneels
22:02Then I kneel beside her
22:05Look at him
22:07The mighty thunder god humiliating himself
22:10For some mortal bird
22:12Pathetic
22:13No one will ruin the thunder god
22:18I'll exile her to the frozen wastelands forever
22:22All father
22:24Lord Rhythi's
22:25Please stop
22:28Rhythi's
22:29Step aside right now
22:31Father
22:32Please stop
22:42Grandpa
22:43Grandpa up
22:51Grandpa
22:52The wind's so scary
22:54Kara's cold
23:03Whose child
23:04Is this?
23:06Kara's mommy and daddy's baby
23:08That's my daddy
23:09Father
23:10Kara's my daughter with Olivia
23:11She's your granddaughter
23:13Grandpa up
23:20It's a lie
23:21She's a filthy bird whore
23:24That bastard child isn't Rhythi's
23:27She's using that child
23:28To climb into the heaven
23:32Liar
23:32The phoenix bloodline is sacred
23:35We would never mate carelessly
23:38Kara is Rhythi's daughter
23:43I believe you
23:47You shameless bitch
23:49You seduced him when he was weak
23:51And now you're using the kid
23:53To marry your way up
23:54You filthy whore
23:56You don't deserve to stand among gods
23:59Go crawl back to your pathetic little nest
24:02Bad lady
24:03Stop being mean to mommy
24:12Ugly witch
24:13My mommy's a phoenix queen
24:15She's way hotter than you
24:18Ah you little brat
24:20I'll kill you
24:26Grandpa save me
24:29That ugly witch wants to kill Kara
24:34Stop it
24:36Oh father
24:38You're protecting this child
24:40Lightning is our family's unique power
24:44This child can summon it at her age
24:47She's Rhythi's daughter
24:51Grandpa is awesome
24:53Even cooler than daddy
24:56Good girl
24:59She's a lot cuter than Rhythi's ever was
25:03Don't worry
25:05Father's already falling for her
25:08That's cause Kara takes after mommy
25:15Kara stays
25:16But you Olivia
25:17Are not worthy of Rhythi's
25:19The future all
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