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00:00:00Why did you say the sea of sea and sea is the most dark?
00:00:08It's not because of the sea, but it's not because of the sea.
00:00:12It's because of the sea.
00:00:15It's the same thing.
00:00:17The sea.
00:00:18The sea.
00:00:20The sea.
00:00:21The sea.
00:00:23The sea.
00:00:24The sea.
00:00:25They're finished.
00:00:26It's the end of the game, but it's the end of the game.
00:00:57é孙悟空打得过小妖却动不了有后台的魔王唐僧念得动紧不咒
00:00:58But not without this...
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00:01:31Oh
00:01:43To be continued...
00:02:21I'm going to give you a little bit of a chicken, I'm going to go to the back of my
00:02:25daughter.
00:02:25I'm going to take her.
00:02:34I'll take her.
00:02:38I'll take her.
00:02:39I'll take her.
00:02:40I'll take her.
00:03:20算日子朝粉不思少也寡语的,莫不是还撕裂着那西陵女国国主?
00:03:29二十九,少说两句。
00:03:33西晋的长老,请千万止步,万不敢再往前走了。
00:03:40老人家,这是为何?
00:03:43外客有所不知啊,前面山上有一伙妖魔,屈击了上百万人啊,乱不可再往前。
00:03:51什么?
00:03:56师父莫怕,有我呢。
00:04:01悟空,你听刚才山上人说的,前方有妖怪作恶,得仔细问问底细,为师才好心闻。
00:04:08让我去,兴许还能讨点斋饭。
00:04:11八戒,你的相貌丑陋,去了把人吓跑怎么办,还是悟空去吧。
00:04:19她,她长得比我还难看的。
00:04:23八戒,好不容易自告奋勇。
00:04:32就让她变个俊俏点的样子去吧。
00:04:36怎么样,师父。
00:04:38如此,快去快回吧。
00:04:42好。
00:04:47老官,前日不!
00:04:52老官,前日不!
00:04:53你是?
00:04:54老官,我们是来自东土大唐,要往西天拜佛求经的和尚。
00:05:01刚听你说前路有妖怪,究竟怎么回事?
00:05:04唉。
00:05:08前方山脉叫师陀岭,绵延八百里,向西涌于人间国度,名曰师陀国。
00:05:17国中风调雨顺,百姓安乐。
00:05:23原本是一方人间祥和之地。
00:05:25可惜,五百年前,从西边来了三个妖魔,占据了师陀岭。
00:05:34还是安乐,逆成的百姓。
00:05:38我当什么呢,原来就仨妖怪啊。
00:05:40我老朱一耙子结果一个,我师兄子敲死一个,最后也留给我沙石地,一铲子了身。
00:05:47要只有三个,老汉我和朗尼做生。
00:05:49那三个妖怪,吃完了人,还不走,反而占地建国。
00:05:57于城中,召集天下妖魔为子民。
00:06:01养人为牲畜,还设立百贯。
00:06:08令老虎为将军,命财狼为教尉。
00:06:11手下的小妖,南岭上有五千,北岭上有五千。
00:06:17东路口有一万,西路口有一万。
00:06:24巡逻放哨的有四五千。
00:06:27把守门户的也有一万。
00:06:29烧火的无数,打柴的也无数。
00:06:36总共算起来有四万七八千啊。
00:06:40这都是有名字带腰牌的。
00:06:44专门在这里吃人。
00:06:45哦,多。
00:06:47多少。
00:06:48四万。
00:06:49就这。
00:06:53还没算没名没编制的小妖们。
00:06:55要加上这些,一二十万都是有的。
00:06:58早日日是人,火烹,火烛,酿血为酒。
00:07:04再次五百年,吃尽了犀牛喝粥的人。
00:07:08厉害快快。
00:07:11我得赶紧回去。
00:07:12禀报师师傅。
00:07:13禀报师师傅。
00:07:22师傅,前路去不得呀,此地名叫石佗领,是妖怪国座。
00:07:28有四万妖怪等着吃人呐。
00:07:30这可如何是好的?
00:07:32唉子,你怕什么?
00:07:35十万天兵天将我都打光,四万小妖酸个神。
00:07:38师傅你本知道,我老猪可没得打。
00:07:42要我说是什么?
00:07:43Let's go to the army.
00:07:45Let's go to the army.
00:07:47The army is afraid to be afraid.
00:07:49You are afraid to be afraid to be afraid.
00:07:52Even if there are so many monsters,
00:07:54I will kill you.
00:07:56You will kill me.
00:07:58You will kill me.
00:08:00You are not afraid to be afraid to be afraid.
00:08:02What kind of a weapon can be able to fight?
00:08:06Let's go.
00:08:07I'm not afraid to kill you.
00:08:10This is a good thing.
00:08:11I can't help you.
00:08:14That's what you do.
00:08:16The devil, your ear is so loud and your ear is so loud.
00:08:19The devil is so loud and you go to the next step.
00:08:22Let's see what the truth is.
00:08:25Yes, sir.
00:08:41师父 就待在泉州不要出来 我去去就回
00:08:56三大王 用膳了
00:08:58报 三大王 西凉国那边传来消息 武功老道被唐僧师徒杀了
00:09:08唐僧过了西凉国了 哈哈哈哈 五百年了
00:09:11终于等到唐僧肉了 哈哈哈哈
00:09:30大哥二哥 来 庆贺唐僧来了 我们干一杯 干
00:09:41大哥 怎么愁眉酷脸的
00:09:44大哥 我们马上就要吃唐僧肉了 开心点啊
00:09:54你们把事情想得太简单了 那金蝉子虽然现在这是凡人
00:09:59但他那大徒弟可不是简单人物
00:10:04那红色可是女娃补铁石所画石猴 跟上古大能学习法术
00:10:07十万天兵都奈何不了他 不是我们轻易能对付的
00:10:14十万天兵算什么 大哥你忘了 之前天兵来绞杀他
00:10:21十万天兵被你一股圈都封下了 一个臭猴子算个十万
00:10:24不可轻敌啊 不知多少好汉都死在了这猴子铁棒之下
00:10:32说来说去 怕的不就是那孙悟空吗 那只要拿下了孙悟空不就行了
00:10:39三爹 你有办法
00:10:43呵呵 当然了 来腰啊 抬上来
00:10:59这是何物
00:11:04这是我离开零三前 从宝库里顺手拿来的宝物
00:11:07据说叫什么 阴阳二戏瓶子
00:11:10啊 哎呦 零三的宝物也敢偷啊 不怕佛祖降罪啊
00:11:16哼 舅舅那外産的东西怎么了 熟来该孝敬我呢
00:11:21哎 好了 三爹 你这瓶子该怎么对付孙悟空
00:11:26此瓶子有七宝八卦 二十四戒 瓶中独成一封天地
00:11:31若装了人 那人不说话太多 你说话就有大火来烧他
00:11:37若瓶中人不怕火烧 那还有无数的毒蛇来咬他
00:11:41蛇若咬不死 他就会出来三天狂了
00:11:45如此循环往复 瓶中过一百年 外面只过了一时三刻
00:11:51再厉害的神仙进去瓶中 迟早也得法力耗箭 化成浓水
00:11:57这么厉害
00:11:58哎呀 由此宝物 我们抓唐僧一如反掌
00:12:03哈哈哈哈 爆 三位大王 离此地不足百里 发现唐僧踪迹
00:12:11哈哈哈哈 说唐僧 唐僧就到
00:12:18哎 大哥 孙悟空不在 天赐良机啊
00:12:22可那唐僧还有两个徒弟看守着 猪头我不认识
00:12:29那那大胡子可是御帝身边的卷帘大将 哼 卷帘大将算什么 御帝在这儿我也照打不啊
00:12:34大哥 咱们一人对付一个 大哥 用你长鼻子将唐僧炉走
00:12:40嘿 好
00:12:59有点意思啊 有妖怪 我的妈呀
00:13:07师父梦怕 我来挡住
00:13:09师父梦怕 我来挡住
00:13:09师父梦怕 我来挡住
00:13:09师父梦怕 我来挡住
00:13:09师父梦怕 我来挡住
00:13:11师父梦怕 我来挡住
00:13:13师父梦怕 我来挡住
00:13:13师父梦怕 我来挡住
00:13:14师父梦怕 我来挡住
00:13:18师父梦怕 我来挡住
00:13:21师父梦怕 我来挡住
00:13:27师父梦怕 我来挡住
00:13:31师父梦怕 我来挡住
00:13:41Oh, come on!
00:13:41Come on!
00:13:42Come on!
00:13:42Come on!
00:13:43Come on!
00:13:44You're not here!
00:13:46We're here!
00:13:47Come on!
00:13:52I'm in!
00:13:55There's a giant giant!
00:14:01I'm not here!
00:14:05Let's go!
00:14:06I can't wait!
00:14:08Then you'll be here!
00:14:10I'm gonna marry you!
00:14:11You're an idiot!
00:14:13You're an idiot!
00:14:14You're an idiot!
00:14:17I'm an idiot!
00:14:17He's a idiot!
00:14:19You're an idiot!
00:14:22He's a idiot!
00:14:23You're an idiot!
00:14:36Let's go!
00:14:37Let's go!
00:14:39I'll take it!
00:14:47Let's go!
00:14:51師父!師父
00:14:53!唉!師兄
00:15:08!師父被妖怪抓走了
00:15:15!胡運玩樂紅哥要知道我弄丢了師父非得罷了我的皮不渴!
00:15:26三大王有令,刷锅砍柴,人骨熬高藤!唐僧要切片,转着吃!
00:15:38大王有令,加紧巡山!
00:15:42小钻锋!
00:15:43教头!
00:15:44去寻南山口,发现孙悟空踪迹,立刻回报!
00:15:50是!
00:16:00大王叫我来寻山,我把人间转一轮
00:16:08小钻锋,有了!
00:16:18你是谁?
00:16:20你也是我们石头岭本地妖吗?
00:16:22哪个洞呢?
00:16:23你先说,你是谁!
00:16:26我?
00:16:28我是大带王先方的小钻锋!
00:16:30看到了吗?
00:16:32腰盘!
00:16:33哦!
00:16:39赶紧说,你是谁!
00:16:42嗯,我是总钻锋!
00:16:44是你领导!
00:16:46嗯?
00:16:47总钻锋?
00:16:49我怎么没听过这职位啊?
00:16:50啊!
00:16:51啊!
00:16:53我也没见过你啊!
00:16:54啊!
00:16:55我之前一直给洞里烧火!
00:16:57大王夸我火烧得好!
00:16:59刚提拔我下来历练的!
00:17:00不信你看!
00:17:04还真是总钻锋啊!
00:17:06嘿嘿!
00:17:07嘿嘿!
00:17:07嘿嘿!
00:17:08哈哈!
00:17:09领导好!
00:17:10啊!
00:17:10都是同事!
00:17:11别客气!
00:17:15听说咱们这三位带王很有背景啊!
00:17:16是不是!
00:17:16这事儿我也是听我二舅说的!
00:17:20我二舅在大王洞里当副都统!
00:17:22嘿嘿!
00:17:24他说咱这三位带王!
00:17:26一封书信到灵山!
00:17:28五百阿罗汉都来迎接!
00:17:29一直见上天宫!
00:17:32十一塔要各个相亲!
00:17:34四海龙女他为友!
00:17:36八栋贤长女来作会!
00:17:38十地严军以兄弟相称!
00:17:41舍令成皇下跪请安!
00:17:44哦!
00:17:46又是个有主的妖怪啊!
00:17:48啊!
00:17:49你说什么?
00:17:50啊!
00:17:51哈哈!
00:17:51没什么!
00:17:55那你们家带王可认识他爷爷齐天大圣啊!
00:17:58齐天大圣?
00:18:01谁啊?
00:18:03孙!
00:18:05孙悟空!
00:18:07孙悟空!
00:18:08啊!
00:18:09啊!
00:18:10啊!
00:18:13啊!
00:18:14啊!
00:18:16啊!
00:18:17啊!
00:18:18啊!
00:18:18阿罗姊!
00:18:19让俺老孙进你们老巢去看看!
00:18:25咨!
00:18:27哟!
00:18:27小钻风回来了!
00:18:28Oh
00:18:49I love you
00:18:51I love you
00:18:54How many妖魔 are you?
00:18:57I don't know what the hell is going on.
00:18:58You can't see it.
00:18:59Come on.
00:19:00Come on.
00:19:00Come on.
00:19:01Come on.
00:19:02Come on.
00:19:04Come on.
00:19:06Come on.
00:19:29Come on.唐僧以洗净带到。大哥
00:19:45,咱们还是吗?阿弥阿弥陀佛
00:19:51,阿弥阿弥陀佛。二位贤弟
00:19:52,这次抓唐僧这么容易,
00:19:54但是没看到那只猴子。大哥
00:19:57,不用多虑。阿弥陀佛
00:20:03,只怕是听了咱兄弟们的威名,早下跑了。阿弥陀佛。唐僧啊
00:20:06,你今日是到不了灵山了
00:20:12,喊阿弥陀佛也救不了你。今日遇难的不是贫僧
00:20:17,而是你们。你说什么?你们在西天极乐地战伤为王,
00:20:20灭佛心妖吃人物数,人神共愤。天理难容
00:20:26,苍天会惩治你们
00:20:27,佛祖也会惩治你们。哈哈哈哈
00:20:30,天理佛祖?算个屁啊。唐僧啊
00:20:35,你把玉帝叫来,你看我皱不皱眉头。唐僧
00:20:42,你正眼看看
00:20:44,我使托领十万妖兵
00:20:46,天下何具。
00:20:48十万妖兵?贫僧只看到
00:20:56,这漫山遍野的百万冤魂。此作年
00:20:58,不可活,我那大徒弟,一定会为这百万冤魂讨个公道。哼
00:21:04,少废话
00:21:05,进我的武藏庙里
00:21:10,让那猴子慢慢找吧。来人哪
00:21:11,把桃草切成一万片,我们,断火锅去。是!
00:21:16Lower!厨。
00:21:27Oh my god.
00:21:30Oh my god.
00:21:39What?
00:21:47I'll see who can do it, my master!
00:21:55Master, the king is here.
00:21:57The devil is to be careful about these monsters.
00:22:00Take him!
00:22:08I'm going to kill him.
00:22:10I'll kill him.
00:22:13I'll kill him.
00:22:15I'll kill him.
00:22:42I'll kill him.
00:22:46I'll kill him.
00:23:10What?
00:23:11What?
00:23:13What?
00:23:15What?
00:23:16What?
00:23:16What?
00:23:20What?
00:23:27A lot of people.
00:23:29noo Mc Spencer!
00:23:41Oh my lord.
00:23:43What?
00:23:45I'm trying to destroy him.
00:23:45Sorry.
00:23:49I'm going to destroy him.
00:23:50I'm going to get him.
00:23:54You're going to destroy him.
00:23:57You're not going to destroy him.
00:24:00Oh, I'm so proud of you, I'm so proud of you.
00:24:05I'm so proud of you.
00:24:06I'm so proud of you.
00:24:13I'm so proud of you.
00:24:14Oh my god, let's go!
00:24:15I'm so proud of you.
00:24:30Well done.
00:24:32Well done.
00:24:37I'm so proud of you.
00:24:38Oh my god, you're so proud of me.
00:24:42I'm so proud of you.
00:24:43I'm so proud of you.
00:24:44I'm so proud of you.
00:24:46If we can't eat it, we'll be able to eat it.
00:24:50Who said I died?
00:24:58It's two people.
00:25:01I'm so proud of you.
00:25:11I'm so proud of you.
00:25:13That's all.
00:25:14I'm so proud of you.
00:25:16Michigan, more much.
00:25:17Mr.
00:25:17孙悟空懂分身术
00:25:19这是在耍你呢
00:25:21我的 认识俺老孙啊
00:25:25还不磕头行礼
00:25:27今后见了你家大人
00:25:29给你留点面子
00:25:30找死
00:25:35我来助你
00:25:39我也问
00:25:55双拳难敌四手
00:25:56我走也
00:26:00哪里走
00:26:08他快没力气了
00:26:10加把劲
00:26:11看招
00:26:20这猴子逃了
00:26:22唐僧还在我们手上
00:26:24他爬不了
00:26:27妖怪好胜本事
00:26:29可惜人竟奈何不了他们三人
00:26:31等我叫人了
00:26:35这波鱼给我
00:26:37这木鱼给你
00:26:38这干粮给我
00:26:40师父的换袭袜
00:26:42归你
00:26:43二师兄
00:26:45师父生死未博
00:26:47你竟然还要分行礼
00:26:49不分行礼干什么
00:26:51那妖怪有多凶你又不是不知道
00:26:54师父
00:26:55只怕凶多吉少
00:26:56我
00:26:57还是回我的高老庄嘛
00:26:59你
00:27:00哎
00:27:06大师兄
00:27:07你可回来了
00:27:08师父被妖怪抓走了
00:27:11我知道
00:27:11知道你可回来
00:27:13我去救师父
00:27:15逃你个猪头
00:27:19让你看好师父你竟然丢了
00:27:20找打
00:27:21虎哥
00:27:22那妖怪人多
00:27:24我有什么办法
00:27:25大师兄
00:27:26先救师父要紧啊
00:27:30你以为我不知道妖怪人多吗
00:27:31我已经与他们交过手
00:27:33寡不敌众没能救下师父
00:27:35你们立刻跟我走
00:27:36咱们去妖怪洞府救师父
00:27:38好
00:27:39好
00:27:45救师父
00:27:47小白
00:27:48快开门投降
00:27:50妖怪
00:27:51你猪爷爷来了
00:27:52妖怪
00:27:53快放了我师父
00:28:01你可收下败将还敢打上门来
00:28:03刚才寡不敌众 这回我兄弟提醒 非把你这山洞一把火点了不可
00:28:11这猴子还多掉了三个帮手 可惜呀 都是我们兄弟的手下外将
00:28:16长鼻子向你闭嘴 不然阿朗朱一耙子把你摇个小丢
00:28:21你敢 跟他们废话什么 直接杀了
00:28:33别拦你
00:28:56实啊 老孙一宝
00:29:00实啊 老孙一宝
00:29:30Oh
00:29:32Oh
00:29:37Oh
00:29:39Oh
00:29:40Is I a horsey?
00:29:41Oh
00:29:42Oh
00:29:44Oh
00:29:45Oh
00:29:46Oh
00:29:46Oh
00:29:48Oh
00:29:52Oh
00:29:53Oh
00:29:55Oh
00:29:56Oh
00:30:07Oh
00:30:23Oh
00:30:25Oh
00:30:26Oh
00:30:27Oh
00:30:27Oh
00:30:28Oh
00:30:28Oh
00:30:29Oh
00:30:48That's you
00:31:09I don't know what the hell is going to do, but I don't know what the hell is going to
00:31:12do, but I don't know what the hell is going to do.
00:31:48I don't know what the hell is going to do, but I don't know what the hell is going to
00:31:50do, but I don't know what the hell is going to do.
00:31:59I don't know what the hell is going to do.
00:32:18I don't know what the hell is going to do.
00:32:29这个碧马温不识戒队
00:32:31那怪来吃你
00:32:33你如何不走
00:32:34反去迎他
00:32:35这口吞在肚上
00:32:37今日还是个和尚
00:32:39明日就是大粪了
00:32:41大哥好胃口啊
00:32:43大哥二哥
00:32:46乘生追击
00:32:47把唐僧剩下的童帝
00:32:48一王打剑
00:32:54三神帝小白龙
00:32:55快逃命啊
00:32:57狼
00:32:57狼
00:32:57狼
00:32:58狼
00:32:59狼
00:33:00狼
00:33:00狼
00:33:03Let's go.
00:33:32Standy
00:33:34Standy
00:33:34Standy
00:33:36Standy
00:33:36Standy
00:33:39Standy
00:33:41Standy
00:33:43Standy
00:33:49This孙猴子一身钢筋铁骨
00:33:50How生难消化
00:33:53I this会肚子胀得难受
00:33:56No
00:33:56No
00:33:57No
00:33:57No
00:33:57No
00:33:57No
00:33:57咱们赶紧回洞府里面
00:33:59让小的们熬上一大锅盐水
00:34:01再服用几筐消失的山楂果子
00:34:06包你什么铜头铁铁铁都能消化了
00:34:07好
00:34:15这是拿老毛的胃力
00:34:16好
00:34:18既然让俺老孙进来了
00:34:21就好好整治整治你
00:34:30大哥稍作
00:34:31快 拿盐水果子来
00:34:42盐水
00:34:43盐水
00:34:43这是打算淹死俺老孙呢
00:34:51你以洞水咽我 我有小船不怕
00:34:56哎 怎样了大哥
00:34:59肚子水渣 不知道有没有淹死那猴子
00:35:04哦 我的儿 管了一肚子热水供你孙外公洗澡呢
00:35:09真暖和 真舒坦呢
00:35:12什么 这猴子在我肚子里没死
00:35:17盐水杀不死就用酸果子
00:35:19好
00:35:27我的儿 你们石坨里的果子味道太差
00:35:30完全比不上我画过膳的
00:35:35一个舒猴子的回处
00:35:38我吃的果子倒是都便宜你了
00:35:40怪外孙 再多留些香蕉
00:35:42你外公我爱吃香蕉
00:35:46孙悟空 你赶紧滚出来
00:35:49不出来 不出来
00:35:51如今秋凉 我还穿个单衣
00:35:53这肚里倒暖 又不透风
00:35:55等我中国东才好出来
00:35:57大哥 孙猴子要在你肚里过冬呢
00:36:06他要过冬 我就搭进城来
00:36:09是个班允法一东不吃饭
00:36:11我饿死这壁马温
00:36:13怪外孙 你不知情况
00:36:16俺老孙保唐僧取经
00:36:17随身可是带了个大铁锅
00:36:19你要是不给我吃的 我就教你这里边的肝肠肚肺
00:36:24一锅煮了 做成杂碎汤吃 足够我饱到过清明节了
00:36:29大哥 这疯猴子干得出来这事啊
00:36:33大哥别怕 你胃里没地方拿锅 它也生不起来火
00:36:40谁说我没地方吃锅造了 那三叉骨上就是好地方
00:36:43不好 假如真让他吃起锅 收火点燃的浓烟呛到鼻孔里
00:36:48大哥 不得知心了
00:36:52那怎么办啊
00:36:53没事 等俺老孙把金箍瓣往肚脐眼里一戳
00:36:58捧出个骷髅眼 一来能当天窗通风 二来能当烟洞
00:37:05你还要除我肚脐眼 气死我了 哎呀 几毒要来 酒带瓶
00:37:14罗汉菩萨来了都能要翻到神仙岛 沉在酒水里我缺贺了
00:37:16是 大哥 千万别伤敌一千 自损八百呀
00:37:25我跟着孙猴子玩命了
00:37:29俺老孙五百年前大闹天空时
00:37:30吃老君丹 玉黄酒 王五桃 及凤随龙肝
00:37:35哪样东西我不曾吃过呀 什么毒药敢来要我
00:37:58好酒啊 俺老孙可有五百多年都没喝过酒了
00:38:08大哥 怎么样了 什么感觉
00:38:12奇了怪了 我平日里一坛子就下去不说大醉 那也是连红脚不飘的
00:38:19今日喝了感觉跟没喝一样
00:38:24该不是都为那该死的猴子喝了吧
00:38:28好酒 好酒啊
00:38:31太好了 大哥
00:38:33这毒酒全被这猴子喝了
00:38:37他马上要没命了
00:38:38哈哈哈哈哈哈
00:38:50哎哟 哎哟 我的肚子呀
00:38:55哎哟 我的肚子呀
00:38:56哎哟 哎哟 哎哟
00:39:10Let's go!
00:39:12Oh, my brother!
00:39:20Oh, my brother!
00:39:20How are you?
00:39:21Don't you?
00:39:22Don't you?
00:39:27Oh!
00:39:27Oh!
00:39:29Oh!
00:39:29I will be able to say to you.
00:39:36Hi!
00:39:38You say Jesus?
00:39:39Oh, I'm frustrated.
00:39:40I have a word.
00:39:42I can't take a while.
00:39:43I will kill my brother.
00:39:46My son.
00:39:47It's not mumbling.
00:39:48I'll call it out from my father.
00:39:50Oh, my father,
00:39:52my brother,
00:39:53my brother.
00:39:54I'll kill you.
00:39:55I will kill you.
00:39:59少我大哥一命啊
00:40:02我三兄弟愿放了你师父
00:40:04送你们过山
00:40:08你们把我师父拐到这儿受苦
00:40:09又是受惊吓
00:40:11我师父身骄肉贵
00:40:13哪受得了折腾
00:40:15这你们得赔
00:40:16大圣
00:40:20我这身上也没什么金银猪翠
00:40:21琥珀玛瑙之类的珍宝
00:40:23怎么赔呀
00:40:25怎么赔
00:40:25就要你们兄弟三个
00:40:28取一尘香腾教
00:40:29让我师父坐上
00:40:31你们亲自抬着送我师父
00:40:33过这八百里尸驼陵
00:40:37八百年没受过这种鸟气
00:40:40三弟就大哥要紧哪
00:40:42大圣
00:40:47您说的我们三兄弟答应了
00:40:49您说的我们三弟答应
00:40:51好
00:40:52你且把嘴张大
00:40:54我自个儿废出来
00:40:56大哥
00:40:57等他出来时
00:40:59八口往心一咬
00:41:00将猴咬碎
00:41:01眼下动
00:41:02他就再也不能折磨你了
00:41:07跟俺老孙耍花招
00:41:10我拿着金箍吧
00:41:12让你随便咬
00:41:22大哥快咬
00:41:27我的刘鸭
00:41:31好生狡猾的妖怪
00:41:32竟敢哄骗你宿外公
00:41:34竟敢哄骗你宿外公
00:41:35我饶你性命
00:41:35你反而咬死我
00:41:37今天我说什么也不出去了
00:41:39不出去
00:41:39又进去了
00:41:42三弟
00:41:44你出了什么嗖主意啊
00:41:46如今没有着猴子
00:41:48翻崩掉了我的牙
00:41:50三五号
00:41:51早听闻你大名
00:41:52如雷贯儿
00:41:53说你在南天门外示威
00:41:56灵霄殿下城市
00:41:58如今在西天路上
00:42:00墙摇富贯
00:42:01原来是个小辈的猴头
00:42:03有能耐
00:42:04但正大光明出来打的我
00:42:06五百年前你这么说我
00:42:08我还真会被激怒
00:42:11但现在你说什么都没用
00:42:12放我是否
00:42:15放 放 马上放人
00:42:33什么还真是哦
00:42:36哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼
00:42:38我师傅
00:42:40八戒
00:42:48妖怪
00:42:48要带我师傅 去哪儿
00:42:51英雄
00:42:53英雄
00:42:54英雄
00:42:57英雄
00:43:05徒弟们 这些妖怪已经被悟空制服了
00:43:07什么 被制服了 猴哥人哪 不是被吞了吗
00:43:14八戒 我在这狮子的肚子里 只等过了狮陀岭 咱们就离开
00:43:20孙大圣 再往前 过了十倍就是狮陀国国境外了
00:43:25您快出来吧 我们再也不敢打您师父主意了
00:43:29是呀 是呀
00:43:31小白龙 你带师父先走
00:43:33是 大师兄
00:43:43孙大圣 你师父走远了
00:43:46好 你张嘴
00:43:58八戒 沙士帝 我们走
00:44:01想走没那么容易
00:44:03打向真身
00:44:13虎哥 他们不守约定
00:44:16啊 预料到了 妖怪嘴里怎么可能有石化
00:44:19拦住他们
00:44:27八戒 杀师弟 咱兄弟三人一起杀出去
00:44:32好
00:44:48拿你来
00:44:54还起来
00:45:00瘦呼 resulted
00:45:12冠冰神通
00:45:13猴鹏
00:45:17Oh, shit!
00:45:2720 seconds!
00:45:30You're still alive!
00:45:32You're the one who will kill me!
00:45:33Don't kill me!
00:45:51大师兄八戒
00:45:53杀师弟敦悟空
00:46:01快投降你师父师弟都被抓了师父
00:46:21猿人神通踩死他猴哥
00:46:26大师兄猴哥被踩成肉饼了
00:46:42看不见猴子了
00:47:02帮我师父灭了你
00:47:19好小子尝尝这个大师兄
00:47:43好小子
00:47:50孙悟空 你必死无疑了
00:47:52哈哈哈哈
00:47:57三大王威武
00:47:59回东府 开眼庆祝 吃糖色肉
00:48:04是
00:48:27三爹 这瓶子真能控住那孙悟空
00:48:30嘿嘿 大哥放心 不消一时三刻 孙悟空就将化成冬水
00:48:40哈哈哈哈
00:48:45啊 什么法宝 竟能将我聚进来 看我不打了你
00:48:57哼 好强的力道
00:49:00哼 别白费功夫了 这瓶子你是打不烂的
00:49:05啊 打不烂 我真不打 变大
00:49:11变大没用 变小
00:49:23啊 这怎么会
00:49:26哼 没有呢 准备接受瓶中酷刑也会洗礼吧
00:49:32哼 不好
00:49:39哼 就这点火 哼 也烧不到安老孙呢
00:49:45哼 哼 就是这点火 哼 也烧不到安老孙呢
00:49:47是吗
00:49:47啊 哼 是吗
00:49:58霧道儿,你这瓶子也没多厉害啊
00:50:03是吗?你再看看
00:50:12三美真火
00:50:15没招了吧
00:50:19小片刻已经灰飞烟灭
00:50:20师父
00:50:29师兄啊
00:50:34悟空
00:50:37师父
00:50:43我孙悟空总肯三剑
00:50:45闹天宫 闯地府 入龙宫
00:50:49从未如此狼狈
00:50:50今日 竟要化作这瓶洞的浓穴
00:50:53师父 花剑 沙僧 也必被这妖魔吃了
00:50:57取经大业 求此妖折
00:51:00我愧对佛祖 愧对观音呢
00:51:03身上的毛都被烧坏了
00:51:05怎么还有这三根安然无恙
00:51:07悟空
00:51:11我赐你三根救命毫毛
00:51:12关键时刻 可保你性命
00:51:18这是观音
00:51:19给的救命毫毛
00:51:21给的救命毫毛
00:51:32我的救命毫毛
00:51:33没有金刚钻,不懒此去活,我算破你的瓶子,呵呵。
00:51:47呵呵呵,造化,造化,这下能出去啦。
00:52:01三弟,那猴子这回该化成浓水了吧,我这老不放心。
00:52:07哈哈哈哈,大哥放心,拆都多久过去了,那猴子早该连骨头都化没了。
00:52:16是吗?快拿来我看看。
00:52:20哈哈哈哈,来人,抬到大带我面前。
00:52:39三大王,不好了,瓶子变轻了。
00:52:46胡说,这个是佛门至宝。
00:52:48北韩阴阳二气,怎么会变轻?
00:52:53三大王,您看,是真的轻了。
00:53:09这怎么会?
00:53:14这瓶子是空的?
00:53:17这瓶子是空的?
00:53:18door又 dues。
00:53:21谁敢拿。
00:53:22啊,乖子们,当然是你外公我啊。
00:53:26hoffe centers, my son啊, figure you can't touch me for me,
00:53:37It's a ship, and it's a ship.
00:53:41Let's go!
00:53:43Let's go!
00:53:48Let's go!
00:53:50Let's go!
00:53:50Let's go!
00:53:51Come out!
00:53:53Come out!
00:53:54Come out!
00:53:56Let's go!
00:53:58We're going to help him!
00:54:15Let's go!
00:54:17Let's go!
00:54:37Hello!
00:54:37胖了毛刮了皮
00:54:38拿盐腌了下酒吃
00:54:42老猪
00:54:43冰苦啊
00:54:45快拿家伙跟我走
00:54:47大王洞出事了
00:54:51好
00:54:52兄弟们
00:54:53走
00:54:55你们放开我啊
00:54:56来人啊
00:54:58救命啊
00:55:05这猪头
00:55:06亏他还当过天鹏元帅呢
00:55:08竟然如此贪神怕死
00:55:10看我整治他
00:55:20猪物能
00:55:23猪物能
00:55:25猪物能
00:55:25谁 谁叫我
00:55:29我这物能是观音菩萨亲戚的法名
00:55:31跟了之物后都喊八戒
00:55:33这荒椒野岭的
00:55:35怎会有人知道我这名堂
00:55:43是哪个叫我的法名
00:55:44快出来
00:55:45是我
00:55:46是我
00:55:49你是哪个
00:55:50藏头落尾的
00:55:53敢不敢像个小
00:55:59我是英私勾命的差人
00:56:00奉阎王旨意
00:56:02特来勾你魂魄的
00:56:06阴差爷爷啊
00:56:07您老先回去
00:56:09去跟阎王爷说说情
00:56:10她与我大师兄
00:56:13司悟空交情甚好
00:56:15求他通融一二
00:56:17让我多活一日
00:56:18明日再来勾我吧
00:56:20胡说
00:56:21贤王要你三更死
00:56:25谁敢留人到四更啊
00:56:28趁早跟我走
00:56:30免得我拿出追命绳
00:56:32套上你的脖子硬扯
00:56:35长官行行好
00:56:36看我这副博样
00:56:38也知道活不成了
00:56:40死是肯定死
00:56:42只求多等一日
00:56:43那妖精把我师父
00:56:45沙尸比他们都抓了
00:56:47我与师父们
00:56:48见上最后一面
00:56:49再随你去殷私
00:56:51也算全了师都情分
00:56:53死而无憾了
00:56:55也罢
00:56:58我这勾魂批文上
00:56:59有三十个人
00:57:00都在这附近
00:57:01等我把他们一并拒来
00:57:04再带你走
00:57:05也容你耽搁这一日
00:57:08只是我刨腿辛苦
00:57:10你可有赢钱呢
00:57:13拿些出来给我
00:57:15也好当路费
00:57:21钱
00:57:25我老住一个出家人
00:57:26四大皆空啊
00:57:27哪有什么钱啊
00:57:29若无赢钱
00:57:31那就别啰嗦
00:57:35直接套上绳子跟我走
00:57:36长官别让我
00:57:38别让我
00:57:38我认得
00:57:40你这是夺命勺
00:57:41一旦套上脖子
00:57:42魂魄就被勾走了
00:57:44我有钱
00:57:45有钱孝敬你
00:57:46在哪儿
00:57:47快拿出来
00:57:49磨磨蹭蹭的
00:57:52小心我直接带你回地府
00:57:53唉
00:57:55可怜啊可怜
00:57:56我自作了和尚
00:57:58有些善信人家摘森
00:58:00见我时长大
00:58:02就悄悄
00:58:03塞我点碎银子买饼吃
00:58:05我便一分一分攒着
00:58:07零零碎碎攒
00:58:09攒了五千银子
00:58:10前些日子到女儿国
00:58:12央求银匠融在一起
00:58:15那银匠没天理
00:58:16还偷了我几分
00:58:20最后只剩四千六分的一块马蹄也
00:58:22你拿来去吧
00:58:25这呆子穷的裤子都没得穿
00:58:27倒会藏银子
00:58:30你这银子藏在何处
00:58:32快说
00:58:35在我坐耳朵眼里塞着来
00:58:36我被捆着双手拿不得
00:58:38你自家神手去摸吧
00:58:55你这呆子
00:58:57你这呆子
00:58:57还真是四千六分钟啊
00:59:03天上的银马蚊
00:59:05原来是你
00:59:07挨钱刀刀猴头
00:59:09我都落到这般田地了
00:59:10你还来捉弄我
00:59:12还诈骗我的银子
00:59:14你良心被狗吃了
00:59:18哼 你这呆子
00:59:20俺老孙宝师父系天取境
00:59:22一路上不知受了多少苦难
00:59:24披荆斩鸡降妖除魔
00:59:26哼 你倒好
00:59:28躲在一边偷懒不算
00:59:30还偷偷攒四方去
00:59:31我攒钱怎么了
00:59:33这都是舍不得吃
00:59:34从牙缝里抠出来的
00:59:36想着攒着白皮布
00:59:38做点新衣服的
00:59:39你倒好
00:59:40平白无故下我一场
00:59:42还抢我的银子
00:59:43快把钱还我
00:59:45你离都不给
00:59:45这银子
00:59:47就当你在四方前的惩罚
00:59:49亏我了
00:59:51罢了罢了
00:59:52买命钱全绕于你
00:59:54好歹你也得救我出去
00:59:56不然我这银子
00:59:57岂不是白给了
01:00:01莫吉
01:00:02去拿了你的银子
01:00:04自然救你
01:00:20莫侯哥
01:00:21趁现在小妖不备
01:00:23咱们趁机跑了吧
01:00:25别再应场了
01:00:26哪三个妖怪太厉害
01:00:28咱打不过
01:00:31亏你还是天鹏元帅下凡
01:00:33尽这般美骨气
01:00:34今日拼不跑
01:00:36还要救师父和沙士弟出来
01:00:39还要硬碰硬啊
01:00:40走
01:00:41分头行动
01:00:54孙孙悟空
01:00:58孙悟空孙悟空
01:01:05孙悟空孙悟空这沙和尚打回原形
01:01:06沾着人肉酱做生片之
01:01:09嘿嘿嘿
01:01:17Let's go.
01:01:41I can't eat the fish.
01:01:46What are you doing?
01:01:50The king said that this fish can't eat.
01:01:53You have to go with the wolf.
01:01:58What do you think?
01:02:00You think there will be someone to help you?
01:02:03The king.
01:02:09Where is the dark?
01:02:11The king!
01:02:20The king!
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