Wukong vs. The Beast Kingdom
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00:00:00Why do people say, Mountain of Lion and Camel is, in Journey to the West, the darkest trial of all.
00:00:08It's not because there are so many demons, or because they're hard to beat.
00:00:12It's because the evil here is sanctioned evil.
00:00:16Green Lion, White Elephant, Big Rock are all mounts or kin of the immortals.
00:00:22They wreak havoc in the mortal world, with the gods turning a blind eye.
00:00:44Sun Wukong can handle the small fry, but he can't touch the kingpins with backing.
00:00:49Tang San San can recite the binding spell, but he can't save this hell on earth.
00:01:06Transcription by Castingins
00:01:08Shu
00:01:08Kouniiter
00:01:09Yu Yu
00:01:36Life at Sacred Buddhist Monastery is so bleak, it's unbearable.
00:01:39Now I can finally eat my fill.
00:02:13Give me five gin of meat, make it the hind leg.
00:02:17Let go of my daughter!
00:02:26Take the kid and run!
00:02:27I'll hold him off!
00:02:29Run!
00:02:30Honey!
00:02:47Immortal Master, Immortal Master, something's wrong!
00:02:51Immortal Master, Tang Zanzang and his disciples are almost at Mountain of Lion and Camel!
00:02:59You must not go there!
00:03:10Master hasn't eaten or drunk these past days and he barely says a word.
00:03:14Could it be he's still pining for the Queen of Zhiliang?
00:03:20Second brother, watch your mouth!
00:03:23Only monk bound for the west!
00:03:25Please stop right here!
00:03:27Don't take another step forward!
00:03:30Sir, why are you doing this?
00:03:32Outsiders wouldn't know!
00:03:34There's a band of demons up ahead!
00:03:35They've eaten hundreds of thousands!
00:03:38You mustn't go any farther!
00:03:40What?
00:03:42Don't be afraid, Master!
00:03:44I'm here!
00:03:49Wukong, did you hear what they said up there?
00:03:51Demons are causing trouble ahead!
00:03:53We must ask what's going on so I can set my mind at ease!
00:03:56Let me go!
00:03:57Maybe I can beg for some alms too!
00:04:00Baji!
00:04:02Look at you!
00:04:03You'll scare them off!
00:04:04Let Wukong go instead!
00:04:07Him!
00:04:07He's uglier than I am!
00:04:09Baji finally volunteered!
00:04:14Let him change into something handsome then!
00:04:21Well, Master?
00:04:24Fine, go and come back quick!
00:04:26Alright!
00:04:32Sir, please wait!
00:04:36You are?
00:04:38Sir!
00:04:40We're monks from the Eastern Tang Empire,
00:04:42headed to the Western Heavens to seek the Sutras.
00:04:45I heard you say there are demons ahead.
00:04:47What's really going on?
00:04:50Those mountains are called Mountain of Lion and Camel.
00:04:54They stretch for 800 lye.
00:04:56West of there lies a human kingdom,
00:04:58called Lion-Camel Kingdom.
00:05:00The rains came in season,
00:05:03and the people lived in peace.
00:05:05It was once a land of harmony.
00:05:09But 500 years ago,
00:05:11three demons came from the West.
00:05:13They seized Mountain of Lion and Camel
00:05:16and ate an entire city's people.
00:05:18So that's it?
00:05:18Just three demons, huh?
00:05:20I'll rake one to death myself.
00:05:22My brother can club one dead.
00:05:23We'll leave the last for Sha Wu Jing,
00:05:25and he'll finish it in one swing.
00:05:27If it were only three,
00:05:28why would I stop you?
00:05:29After they ate the people,
00:05:31they didn't leave.
00:05:32They took the land and founded a kingdom,
00:05:35gathering demons from everywhere as their citizens,
00:05:39keeping humans as livestock,
00:05:41and even setting up a full court.
00:05:43They made tigers their generals,
00:05:45and wolves their captains.
00:05:46As for their lesser demons,
00:05:495,000 are on the Southern Ridge,
00:05:515,000 on the Northern Ridge,
00:05:5410,000 at the Eastern Pass,
00:05:56and 10,000 at the Western Pass.
00:05:58Another 4,000 or 5,000 patrol and keep watch,
00:06:02and 10,000 more guard the gates.
00:06:05There are countless fire tenders,
00:06:07and countless woodcutters too.
00:06:09All told, that's 47 or 48,000.
00:06:13And those are the ones with names,
00:06:15with badges at their waists,
00:06:18stationed here just to eat people.
00:06:21That many?
00:06:2240,000?
00:06:24That's it.
00:06:25That doesn't even count the unregistered ones.
00:06:28Add those in,
00:06:29and you're talking one or 200,000.
00:06:31They eat people every day,
00:06:33boiling them, skewing them,
00:06:35brewing blood into wine.
00:06:37For 500 years now,
00:06:39they've devoured the people of Continent of Jinyu.
00:06:42Good heavens!
00:06:44I'd better get back, fast!
00:06:45And report to M Master.
00:06:55Master, we can't go on.
00:06:57This is called Mountain of Lion and Camel.
00:06:59It's a realm of demons.
00:07:0040 to 50,000 are waiting to eat people.
00:07:04What are we supposed to do?
00:07:06You idiot!
00:07:07What are you scared of?
00:07:08I've fought 100,000 heavenly soldiers.
00:07:11What's 40 or 50,000 demons to mean?
00:07:14Big Brother, you're so capable.
00:07:16But I, old Jew, don't have the nerve.
00:07:18If you ask me,
00:07:19we should split the luggage now
00:07:20and run for our lives.
00:07:21The locals are terrified of demons,
00:07:23and you believe their exaggerations?
00:07:26Even if there really are that many,
00:07:28I'd swing my staff all night
00:07:30and wipe them out to the last.
00:07:32Talk is cheap.
00:07:33Besides that funeral rod of yours,
00:07:35what weapon do you have to deal with that many fiends?
00:07:39Don't underestimate me.
00:07:40I, old son, can carve a path through the eastern sea,
00:07:43even a mountain of iron and silver.
00:07:45I can smash straight through.
00:07:47Then if you can, go do it.
00:07:49Wukong, what you hear may be false.
00:07:51What you see is the truth.
00:07:53Baji is scared out of his wits.
00:07:54Go take a look, see for yourself.
00:07:56And whether it's as that old man said.
00:07:59Yes, master.
00:08:15Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:17Don't come out.
00:08:17I'll be right back.
00:08:29Third Great King!
00:08:30It's time to eat!
00:08:33Report!
00:08:33Third Great King!
00:08:34Word has come from the kingdom of Xiliang.
00:08:37Centipede Taoist was killed by Tang San Zhang and his disciples.
00:08:41Tang San Zhang has passed Xiliang?
00:08:44500 years!
00:08:46At last, Tang San Zhang's flesh!
00:09:05Big brother!
00:09:06Second brother!
00:09:07Come on, let's drink to Tang San Zhang's arrival.
00:09:09Let's have a toast.
00:09:10Cheers!
00:09:16Big brother!
00:09:17Why the long face?
00:09:19Big brother!
00:09:20We're about to eat Tang San Zhang's flesh.
00:09:23Cheer up!
00:09:24You're taking this way too lightly.
00:09:26That Tang San Zhang may be immortal now,
00:09:29but his eldest disciple is no ordinary figure.
00:09:32That monkey!
00:09:33Born of stone when Nuwa mended the sky.
00:09:35A stone monkey made flesh.
00:09:37He learned magic from ancient powers.
00:09:39100,000 soldiers couldn't stop him.
00:09:41He's not someone we can handle easily.
00:09:45What's 100,000 heavenly soldiers?
00:09:47Big brother!
00:09:48You forgot!
00:09:49When the heavenly court came to wipe us out,
00:09:51100,000 heavenly soldiers!
00:09:53You swallowed them all in one bite!
00:09:55Some stinking monkey!
00:09:57What is he really?
00:09:58Don't underestimate him.
00:09:59Who knows?
00:10:00How many heroes have died under that monkey's iron staff?
00:10:04So in the end,
00:10:05you're scared of Sun Wukong, aren't you?
00:10:07Then we just take down Sun Wukong,
00:10:09and that's that.
00:10:11Third brother,
00:10:12you have a plan?
00:10:15Of course I do!
00:10:16Guards!
00:10:17Bring it up!
00:10:29What's this?
00:10:32I took it before I left the Sacred Buddhist Monastery.
00:10:35Just something I grabbed from the treasury.
00:10:37They call it the Yin Yang Energy Vase.
00:10:41You dared steal from the Sacred Buddhist Monastery?
00:10:44Aren't you afraid the Buddha will punish you?
00:10:46Uncle,
00:10:47what's wrong with taking my nephew's stuff?
00:10:50Buddha Tathagata owes me that much.
00:10:52Alright, third brother,
00:10:53how does this phase deal with Sun Wukong?
00:10:56Inside are seven gems,
00:10:57eight trigrams,
00:10:58and 24 auras.
00:10:59It holds a world of its own.
00:11:01If someone gets trapped inside,
00:11:03it's fine as long as they keep quiet.
00:11:05The moment they speak,
00:11:06raging fire burns them.
00:11:07If they can withstand the flames,
00:11:09countless venomous snakes will bite them.
00:11:11If the snakes can't kill them,
00:11:13three fire dragons will come and devour them.
00:11:16Over and over,
00:11:17without end.
00:11:18A hundred years pass inside the vase,
00:11:20while outside it's only a short while.
00:11:22No matter how powerful,
00:11:24once inside,
00:11:24they'll eventually drain their power,
00:11:26and melt into pus.
00:11:28It's that deadly?
00:11:30With a treasure like this,
00:11:32catching Tang San Zong will be easy.
00:11:37Reporting to the Three Kings,
00:11:39less than a hundred leave from here,
00:11:41we've spotted Tang San Zong.
00:11:43Speak of Tang San Zong,
00:11:45and here he comes.
00:11:50Big Brother,
00:11:51Sun Wukong is gone!
00:11:53Perfect timing!
00:11:54But Tang San Zong is guarded by two disciples.
00:11:56I don't know that pig-faced one,
00:11:58but that bearded guy is the curtain-lifting general
00:12:01by the Jade Emperor's side.
00:12:02So what?
00:12:03I'd still fight him.
00:12:04Big Brother,
00:12:05we'll each take one.
00:12:06Second Brother,
00:12:07use that long trunk of yours,
00:12:08and snatch Tang San Zong away.
00:12:10Fine!
00:12:28Well, well.
00:12:29Now this is interesting.
00:12:30Huh? Demons!
00:12:31Oh my god.
00:12:36Master, don't be afraid.
00:12:38I'll hold them off.
00:13:10That damn monkey,
00:13:11he had to leave now of all times.
00:13:13Demons come,
00:13:14and he's gone.
00:13:15Magi,
00:13:16go help Wu Jing now.
00:13:21I'm on it!
00:13:22I'm going,
00:13:23and there's a huge lion too!
00:13:29Don't you!
00:13:30Don't you dare take another step!
00:13:33Whoever captures Tang San Zong will be rewarded a thousand in gold and made a marquee.
00:14:04A petty little anchoring spell.
00:14:06Break!
00:14:07Break!
00:14:07A petty little anchoring spell.
00:14:18Master!
00:14:20Master!
00:14:20Master!
00:14:22Master!
00:14:23Master!
00:14:23Master!
00:14:24And there's a huge man who can do it?
00:14:27I've lost him!
00:14:28Oh man.
00:14:35No!
00:14:35Second Brother!
00:14:36Master was taken by monsters!
00:14:38We're finished!
00:14:40If Monkey King finds out I lost Master, he'll skin me alive!
00:14:51move third king's orders scrub pots chop wood make broth from human bone
00:15:03great king's orders step up the mountain patrols junior wind scout drill master patrol the south
00:15:12pass if you spot any sign of Sun Wukong report it once yes the king sent me to patrol the
00:15:21mountain
00:15:24I'm taking a spin through the human world junior wind scout got it
00:15:41who are you are you a local demon from mountain of lion and camel too which cave are you from
00:15:48you tell me first who are you I I'm the great king's personally appointed junior wind scout
00:15:54see it my badge spit it out who are you I'm the chief wind scout your boss chief wind scout
00:16:10how come I've never heard of that post and I've never seen you before I used to tend the fire
00:16:18in
00:16:18the cave the boss said I did a great job so he promoted me for training don't believe me look
00:16:25you really are the chief wind scout
00:16:31hello sir we're co-workers no need to be formal I heard our three bosses have some serious backing
00:16:37is that true that's what my second uncle told me he's the deputy commander in the boss's cave
00:16:44he said our three bosses send one letter to sacred Buddhist monastery and five hundred
00:16:49arhat come out to greet them send a note to the heavenly palace and the eleven celestial luminaries
00:16:55all pay their respects the dragons of the four seas are their friends the immortals of eight grottos
00:17:01often come to meet with them even the ten kings of hell call them brothers the guardian earth deity
00:17:07kneels to pay his respects oh so this one's got someone backing him too what did you say nothing so
00:17:17does
00:17:17your boss know his grandpa the great sage equal to heaven the great sage equal to heaven
00:17:27who's that son son wukong freeze let old son take a look inside your lair
00:17:50junior wind scout is back
00:18:12blood vermicelli soup it's my favorite these demons eat people like it's nothing can the sacred
00:18:21buddhist monastery not see this whoa the king gave orders fetch water and wash tang san zhang clean
00:18:27what did you just say wash tang san zhang you didn't know the king just captured tang san zhang
00:18:34what where is tang san zhang in the main hall they're about to eat him
00:18:58reporting to the three kings tang san zhang has been washed and brought in big brother let's dig in
00:19:12my two brothers catching tang san zhang was too easy this time but we didn't see that monkey
00:19:18don't worry brother that lowly stable boy probably heard our name and ran scared amitaba
00:19:25tang san zhang you're not reaching the sacred buddhist monastery today chanting amitaba won't save you
00:19:31the one in danger today isn't this humble monk it's you what did you say you set yourselves up as
00:19:38kings in the western heavens you crush the buddha's way you eat people gods and men alike despise you
00:19:45heaven's law won't allow it heaven will punish you and so will the buddha
00:19:51heaven's law the buddha bullshit tang san zhang call the jade emperor down here see if i so much as
00:19:58flinch tang san zhang open your eyes mountain of lion and camel has 100 000 demon troops what is there
00:20:06to fear under heaven 100 000 demon troops all this humble monk sees are a million wrong souls across these
00:20:14hills you reap what you sow my eldest disciple will demand justice for those million souls enough talk
00:20:24get him into my belly let that monkey search all he wants man slice tang san zhang into 10 000
00:20:30pieces
00:20:31we'll cook them in hot pot yes
00:20:55what
00:21:02let's see who dares lay a hand on my master
00:21:11master your disciple is late wukong watch out for these demons seize him
00:21:23master i'll fight our way out
00:21:27who ever captures that monkey will be made chief wind scout and rewarded with a piece of tang san zhang's
00:21:34flesh so he too may live forever
00:21:36master i'll fight our way out for this
00:21:58pack in the pieces
00:22:25Master!
00:22:27Welcome!
00:22:43Bunch of scum!
00:22:44Don't get cocky!
00:22:56Wukong!
00:22:58Let my master go!
00:23:16Touch one hair on my master's head!
00:23:18I don't care who you are!
00:23:20I'll kill you all the same!
00:23:28Brothers together!
00:23:40I'll cleave you in two!
00:23:45Hi!
00:23:49Right now, I'll cut you down!
00:23:53Damn, bro, you got skills!
00:23:55One slash and you finish Sun Wukong!
00:23:57With Sun Wukong gone,
00:23:59we can finally feast on Tang San Zhang's flesh!
00:24:03Who says I'm dead?
00:24:10He...
00:24:10He split into two!
00:24:13Then I'll cut again!
00:24:23That's strange!
00:24:24This is weird!
00:24:25The more I cut, the more there are!
00:24:28Don't panic, boss!
00:24:29Sun Wukong can make clones!
00:24:31He's messing with you!
00:24:33My boy, you know who I am?
00:24:36Kneel and pay your respects!
00:24:38Next time you see your master,
00:24:39I'll spare you the humiliation!
00:24:41You're asking to die!
00:24:45I'm coming to help!
00:24:47Die!
00:24:50I'm in too!
00:25:06Two fists can't beat four hands!
00:25:08I'm out of here!
00:25:11Going somewhere?
00:25:19He's almost out of strength!
00:25:21Finish him!
00:25:22Take this!
00:25:30That monkey got away!
00:25:32Tang San Zhang is still in our hands!
00:25:34He can't get far!
00:25:37Those demons are something else!
00:25:39I couldn't handle the three of them alone!
00:25:41I'll go get reinforcements!
00:25:46This Buddhist alms bowl is mine!
00:25:48The wooden fish drum is yours!
00:25:50The rations are mine!
00:25:52You can have Master's spare socks!
00:25:56Second brother!
00:25:57Master's fate is still unknown!
00:25:59And you're splitting up the luggage!
00:26:01What else are we supposed to do?
00:26:03You know they're vicious!
00:26:04Don't tell me you don't!
00:26:05I'm afraid Master won't make it!
00:26:07I'm going back to Gal Village!
00:26:09You-
00:26:16Eldest brother!
00:26:17You're finally back!
00:26:18Master was taken by demons!
00:26:19I know!
00:26:20If you knew, why come back?
00:26:22Why didn't you go save him?
00:26:24You idiot!
00:26:26I told you watch Master!
00:26:28And you let him get taken!
00:26:29I'll beat you!
00:26:30Hey Monkey King!
00:26:31There were too many of them!
00:26:33What was I supposed to do?
00:26:34Eldest brother!
00:26:36Saving Master comes first!
00:26:38You think I don't know there are many?
00:26:39I've already fought them!
00:26:40I was outnumbered!
00:26:41I couldn't save Master!
00:26:42You two come with me!
00:26:43Now!
00:26:43We're going to their lair to save Master!
00:26:46Alright!
00:26:53Monster!
00:26:55Open up and surrender!
00:26:56Monster!
00:26:57Your Grandpa Pig is here!
00:26:59Monster!
00:27:00Let my Master go!
00:27:03Kill them!
00:27:04Monkey!
00:27:05You lost to me?
00:27:07And you still dare come knocking?
00:27:08You had the numbers before!
00:27:10This time my brother scanned as one!
00:27:12I'll burn your cave down to the ground!
00:27:14The Monkey even brought three more helpers!
00:27:16What a pity!
00:27:17They're all losers we've beaten before!
00:27:19Shut it long-nosed elephant!
00:27:22Or else I'll knock your teeth out with my rake!
00:27:25You wouldn't dare!
00:27:26Why waste words on them?
00:27:28Just kill them!
00:27:29Incan't?
00:27:46Uh..smirrorister
00:27:47Blue! Vote!
00:27:50To make
00:27:51your posse,
00:27:51you fish, go cold! Oh! Oh! overt Fun!
00:27:55Peros! Wait!
00:27:59my staff take my rake
00:28:42take this my staff
00:29:02the
00:29:05the
00:29:07the
00:29:07the
00:29:11the
00:29:12the
00:29:16Let's go.
00:30:04Let's go.
00:30:19Let's go.
00:30:49I nearly got eaten alive!
00:31:16I'll follow you home.
00:31:25Eldest brother!
00:31:30That stable boy won't back down.
00:31:32That monster's here to eat you.
00:31:33Why aren't you running?
00:31:34Why go meet him?
00:31:35One bite and you're in his belly.
00:31:37Today you're still a monk.
00:31:38Tomorrow you'll be a pile of dung.
00:31:39Big brother, you've got quite the appetite.
00:31:43Big brother, second brother, finish them off!
00:31:46Wipe out Tang San Zhang's remaining disciples!
00:31:52Sha Wujing!
00:31:53By Longma!
00:31:54Run for your lives!
00:32:23Try to kill them!
00:32:25pong guys in a pool of energy!
00:32:30Third brother!
00:32:41Big brother, what's wrong?
00:32:44That Sun Wukong is all iron and steel.
00:32:48He's hard to digest.
00:32:49My stomach's so bloated it hurts.
00:32:52It's okay, big brother.
00:32:53Let's get back to the cave, quick.
00:32:55Have the boys boil a big pot of salt water,
00:32:57then take a few baskets of Hawthorne to aid digestion.
00:33:00It'll digest anything, iron head or steel arms.
00:33:04Alright!
00:33:11This is that old demon's stomach.
00:33:14Good!
00:33:14Since you let old Sun in, I'll make you pay for it.
00:33:25Brother, have a seat, quick!
00:33:27Bring in the brine-soaked fruit!
00:33:37Brine?
00:33:37Trying to drown old Sun, are you?
00:33:39Transform!
00:33:43You flood me out!
00:33:45I'll just take a little boat.
00:33:50How is it, brother?
00:33:53His belly's bloated with water.
00:33:55Wonder if that monkey drowned.
00:33:57My boy!
00:33:57You filled your belly with hot water
00:33:59so your grandpa's son can take a bath!
00:34:02Nice and warm.
00:34:03Real comfortable!
00:34:04What?
00:34:05That monkey's still alive in my belly!
00:34:07If brine won't kill him, use sour fruit!
00:34:10Good!
00:34:17My boy!
00:34:18Your mountain of lion and camel fruit tastes awful!
00:34:21It's nowhere near as good as my Mount Huago!
00:34:24Mountain of flowers and fruit!
00:34:27You little monkey tapeworm!
00:34:29The fruit I eat all ends up in your belly!
00:34:32Good, grandson!
00:34:34Toss me some more bananas!
00:34:35Your grandpa loves bananas!
00:34:39Son Wukong, get your ass out here!
00:34:42Not coming out!
00:34:43Autumn's turned cold,
00:34:44and I'm still in thin clothes,
00:34:45but it's warm in this belly,
00:34:47and there's no wind.
00:34:48I'll come out after I've wintered here.
00:34:50Big brother!
00:34:51That monkey's gonna spend the winter in your gut!
00:34:58If he wants to winter there,
00:34:59I'll go into meditation and use a shifting spell.
00:35:02I won't eat all winter!
00:35:04I'll starve this stable boy to death!
00:35:06Good, grandson!
00:35:07You don't know the half of it!
00:35:08I'm escorting Tang San Zhang for the scriptures,
00:35:11and I'm carrying a big iron pot with me!
00:35:13If you won't feed me,
00:35:14I'll take your liver, guts, and lungs in here
00:35:16and boil them up in one pot,
00:35:18make myself a nice awful soup,
00:35:20and stay full till Qingming Festival!
00:35:22Uh, brother!
00:35:24That crazy monkey would actually do this!
00:35:26Don't panic, brother!
00:35:27There's no room for a stove in your belly!
00:35:29He can't even get a fire going!
00:35:32Who says I can't set up a stove?
00:35:34That forked bone's the perfect spot!
00:35:36Oh no!
00:35:37If he really sets up a stove and lights it,
00:35:39the thick smoke will choke you up
00:35:40and you'll suffocate, brother!
00:35:42Bleh!
00:35:43Then what do we do?
00:35:46Relax!
00:35:46Leave it to old son!
00:35:48I'll jab the golden cudgel right into your belly button
00:35:50and poke a hole through it!
00:35:51It'll be a vent for fresh air,
00:35:53and as a chimney too!
00:35:54Ha ha ha!
00:35:55You're gonna jab my belly button?
00:35:57That's it!
00:35:58I'm done!
00:35:59Someone, bring me the poison!
00:36:00That bottle!
00:36:01Our hot bodhisattva!
00:36:02Even an immortal would drop from one sip!
00:36:05Mix it into the wine!
00:36:06I'll drink it all!
00:36:07Yes!
00:36:08Brother!
00:36:09Don't hurt him and hurt yourself even worse!
00:36:12I'm going to the death with that monkey!
00:36:16Five hundred years ago,
00:36:18when I wrecked the heavenly court,
00:36:20I ate Liozzi's elixirs
00:36:21and drank the Jade Emperor's wine,
00:36:23Queen Mother's peaches,
00:36:24Phoenix marrow,
00:36:25dragon liver.
00:36:26What haven't I tasted?
00:36:28Poison?
00:36:29You think you can poison me?
00:36:33No!
00:36:35No!
00:36:36No!
00:36:36No!
00:36:37No!
00:36:37No!
00:36:38No!
00:36:38No!
00:36:38No!
00:36:39No!
00:36:39No!
00:36:40No!
00:36:41No!
00:36:46Now that's good wine!
00:36:48I haven't had wine in over five hundred years,
00:36:51not a single drop!
00:36:59How is he, brother?
00:37:01How does it feel?
00:37:03That's strange.
00:37:04Normally,
00:37:04after one whole jar,
00:37:06even if I'm not wasted,
00:37:07I'd be flushed and stumbling,
00:37:09but today it feels like I didn't drink at all.
00:37:11Unless that damn monkey drank it all.
00:37:16Good wine.
00:37:17Damn good wine.
00:37:19Perfect, brother!
00:37:20That monkey drank all the poisoned wine.
00:37:23He's as good as dead!
00:37:39My stomach!
00:37:41Oh my God!
00:37:56Oh, big brother!
00:38:04My boy, well, are you begging yet?
00:38:09Sun Wukong, if you've got the guts, kill me.
00:38:11Fine. Then I'll beat you right in the gallbladder.
00:38:20Mercy, mercy. Great Sage equal to heaven. Please spare him. I'm begging for my big brother.
00:38:26My boy, don't waste words. Just call him Grandpa's son.
00:38:31Grandpa, it's our fault. Your grandson's. We swallowed you by mistake.
00:38:35Great Sage, have mercy. Pity us like ants clinging to life.
00:38:39Spare my big brother's life. The three of us will release your master and see you through the mountains.
00:38:46You dragged my master here to suffer and scared him half to death.
00:38:50My master is delicate. He can't take this abuse. You'll pay for this.
00:38:54Great Sage, I don't have any gold or jewels on me. No amber, agate, or other treasures. How can I
00:39:01pay you?
00:39:01Pay you how?
00:39:03I want the three of you brothers to fetch a fragrant vine palanquin.
00:39:06Let my master ride in it. Carry it yourselves. Get my master across the 800-lie mountain of lion and
00:39:12camel.
00:39:13What? I haven't taken this kind of humiliation in 800 years.
00:39:17Third brother, saving our eldest comes first.
00:39:21As you say, Great Sage, the three of us agree. Just come out and quickly.
00:39:27Fine. Open your mouth wide. I'll fly out myself.
00:39:32Hey, big brother. When he comes out, bite down hard. Crush that monkey. Swallow him whole. Then he can't torment
00:39:37you anymore.
00:39:41Trying to play tricks on me, huh?
00:39:44I'll hold the golden cudgel. Go on, bite it.
00:39:56Big brother, bite it. Now!
00:40:01My fangs!
00:40:04What a slippery demon. You dare fool your grandpa's son? I spared your life and you tried to bite me
00:40:10to death. I'm not coming out today. I'm not coming out.
00:40:13You went back in again.
00:40:15Third brother. What kind of rotten idea was that? We didn't even bite the monkey and I chipped my teeth
00:40:21instead.
00:40:21Son Wukong, I've heard your name for a long time. It's thunder in the ears. They say you made a
00:40:28show outside the southern heavenly gate and showed off at the Palace of Grand Mysteries.
00:40:33Now you're on the road to the western heavens, slaying demons. So you're just some upstart monkey. If you've got
00:40:39the guts, come out and fight fair.
00:40:41If you'd said that 500 years ago, I might have taken the bait. But now, nothing you say matters. Let
00:40:47my master go.
00:40:51Fine, fine. I'll release him right now.
00:41:11Master!
00:41:14Pachi!
00:41:21Where are they taking master?
00:41:36My disciples Wukong has already subdued them.
00:41:41What? So dude, where's Monkey King? Didn't they swallow him?
00:41:44Baji, I'm inside this lion's belly. Once we're past Mountain of Lion and Camel, we'll get out of here.
00:41:50Toss that steely. Great sage, son, and you're outside the Lion-Camel kingdom.
00:41:55Please come out. We won't ever dare to go after your master again.
00:41:59Yes, yes.
00:42:00Little white dragon, take master and go on ahead.
00:42:03Yes, senior brother.
00:42:12Great sage, son, your master is long gone now.
00:42:15Fine, open your mouth.
00:42:27Baji Sha Jr. brother, let's go.
00:42:30You think you can just leave?
00:42:32True Dharma form.
00:42:40Monkey King, they broke their promise.
00:42:44I saw it coming. Since when do demons ever tell the truth?
00:42:47Stop them!
00:42:54Baji Jr. brother Shaq, the three of us fight our way out together.
00:42:59All right.
00:43:14Come and die!
00:43:27Kill them!
00:43:37Hurricane capture technique!
00:43:52Senior brother!
00:43:55And you too!
00:43:57Hurricane capture technique!
00:44:09Senior brother!
00:44:17Baji Sha Jr. brother!
00:44:18Son Wukong!
00:44:20Surrender now!
00:44:22Your master and your junior brother have both been captured.
00:44:25Master!
00:44:27Hurricane capture technique!
00:44:34Crush him to death!
00:44:45Monkey King!
00:44:46Senior brother!
00:44:48Monkey King got sobbed into a pancake!
00:45:04I can't see the monkey anymore!
00:45:11Let me go!
00:45:12Master!
00:45:22I'll wipe you out
00:45:23You little punk
00:45:24Taste this
00:45:25Big brother
00:46:08Son Wukong
00:46:09You're as good as dead
00:46:16All hail the third king
00:46:17Back to the cave
00:46:19Let's feast and celebrate
00:46:20We'll feast on Tang San Zang's flesh
00:46:25Yes
00:46:44Third brother
00:46:45That vase can really hold Sun Wukong
00:46:49Don't worry big brother
00:46:50In no time at all
00:46:51Sun Wukong will melt into pus
00:47:04What treasure is this?
00:47:05How did it trap me in here?
00:47:07I'll smash you to pieces
00:47:16That's some serious force
00:47:19Don't waste your breath
00:47:20You can't break this vase
00:47:22Can't break it?
00:47:23Then I'll burst it open
00:47:24Crow
00:47:27Crowing won't help
00:47:29Shrek
00:47:40How is that possible?
00:47:43It's useless
00:47:44Get ready for torture in the vase
00:47:46Let the flames cleanse you
00:47:49Oh no
00:47:56This is all you've got?
00:47:58That little flame can't touch Sun Wukong
00:48:02Oh really?
00:48:04What about the serpent pit?
00:48:07Snakes
00:48:12What a beating
00:48:14My boy
00:48:15That vase of yours isn't all that
00:48:17Yeah
00:48:18Take a closer look
00:48:26Samadhi true fire
00:48:29Out of tricks now huh?
00:48:31In no time at all
00:48:32You'll be reduced to ash and smoke
00:48:34Master
00:48:42Senior brother
00:48:47Wukong
00:48:50Master
00:48:55I son Wukong have roamed the three realms
00:48:58I stormed heaven
00:49:00Broke into the underworld
00:49:01And entered the dragon palace
00:49:03Yet I've never been this pathetic
00:49:05And today
00:49:06I'm to be reduced to pus and blood in this vase
00:49:09Master
00:49:10Baji
00:49:10And Sha Wujing
00:49:11Will be eaten by that demon as well
00:49:13Our pilgrimage for the scriptures
00:49:15Will end right here
00:49:17I failed Buddha Tathagata
00:49:19And I failed Guan Yin
00:49:20Every hair on my body got scorched
00:49:22How are these three still untouched?
00:49:26Wukong
00:49:27I granted you three life-saving hairs
00:49:29In dire straits
00:49:31They can save your life
00:49:35These are from Guan Yin
00:49:36The life-saving hair she gave you
00:49:49Change
00:49:51No skill
00:49:52Don't take the job
00:49:52I'll drill through your vase
00:50:05Lucky
00:50:05Lucky
00:50:06Now we can get out
00:50:15Third brother
00:50:16That monkey should be sludged by now
00:50:18Right?
00:50:19I just can't shake the worry
00:50:24Relax big brother
00:50:25It's been ages
00:50:26That monkey should have melted to the bone
00:50:29Is that so?
00:50:30Bring it here
00:50:31Let me see
00:50:33Gods
00:50:34Carry it before the great king
00:50:52Third king
00:50:53Third king
00:50:53Something's wrong
00:50:54The vase is lighter
00:50:57Nonsense
00:50:58This is a sacred Buddhist treasure
00:51:00It contains yin yang dual energy
00:51:02How could it be lighter?
00:51:05Third king
00:51:06Look
00:51:07It really is lighter
00:51:08Third king
00:51:21How can this be?
00:51:25This vase is empty
00:51:28Why is there a hole in the bottom?
00:51:30Who did this?
00:51:34My sweet grandkids, who else but your grandpa?
00:51:45It's Sun Wukong! He got out!
00:51:48He turned into a fly and flew off!
00:51:52Kill that fly! Kill it!
00:51:57Now, spread the order! Shut the gates! Shut them!
00:51:59Don't let that monkey get away!
00:52:02Sun Wukong is out! Run!
00:52:05We have to save our master!
00:52:22My lords, aren't you here to eat Tong San Zong's flesh? Why throw me in the pot first?
00:52:27I haven't bathed in half a year. My meat reeks! If you're eating someone, eat my master first!
00:52:35Your master is the main course. You're the appetizer. The king said so. Wash Jubaji clean first. Scald him, shave
00:52:42him, skin him, salt him, and serve him with wine.
00:52:46This old pig has such a miserable fate!
00:52:49Grab your weapons and come with me!
00:52:51Trouble at the king's cave!
00:52:54Alright, move out, brothers!
00:52:57Let me go!
00:52:59Help! Someone help!
00:53:06What a coward!
00:53:07And he used to be Marshal Tian Peng, yet he's that scared of dying.
00:53:11I'll teach him a lesson!
00:53:1424!
00:53:1425!
00:53:1525!
00:53:21Choo Wunang!
00:53:24Choo Wunang!
00:53:25Who? Who's calling me? Wunang is my name.
00:53:28Guan Yin Bodhisattva gave me that Dharma name.
00:53:31After I joined Master, they all call me Bhajiye.
00:53:34Out here in the middle of nowhere, how would anyone know that name?
00:53:42Whoever called my dharma name, show yourself.
00:53:45It was me.
00:53:49Who are you, hiding in the shadows?
00:53:52Show yourself.
00:53:56I'm an officer of the Netherworld Bureau, here to claim lives.
00:54:00By order of King Yama, I've come to take your soul.
00:54:05Grandpa Soul Reaper, please head back first, put in a good word with King Yama.
00:54:09He's close with my senior brother's son, Wukong.
00:54:13Ask him to cut me some slack, let me live one more day, come take me tomorrow.
00:54:18Nonsense!
00:54:19If King Yama says you die at the third watch, who dare keep you till the fourth?
00:54:25Come with me now, or I'll bring out the rope of fate and yank you by the neck!
00:54:31Please sir, have mercy, one look at me and you know I'm done for.
00:54:35I'm going to die, no question.
00:54:37I just want one more day.
00:54:39That demon took my master and Sha Wu Jing, all of them.
00:54:42Let me see them one last time, then I'll go with you to the Netherworld Bureau.
00:54:47At least I'll have honored our bond.
00:54:48Then I can die with no regrets.
00:54:52Fine.
00:54:53I've got thirty names on my warrant.
00:54:56They're all nearby.
00:54:57Let me round them up, then I'll take you.
00:55:00That buys you this one day.
00:55:01But running errands is hard work.
00:55:04Got any silver on you?
00:55:05And some over.
00:55:07Call it travel money.
00:55:13Money?
00:55:15I'm Jubaji, a monk.
00:55:17The four elements are empty.
00:55:18What money could I have?
00:55:20If you don't have any silver, then stop yapping.
00:55:25Let me slip the rope on you and come with me.
00:55:27Please don't take me.
00:55:29Don't arrest me.
00:55:29I know what that is.
00:55:30That's a rope of fate.
00:55:32Once it's around your neck, it hooks your soul away.
00:55:34I have money.
00:55:35I'll pay you.
00:55:36Where is it?
00:55:37Hand it over.
00:55:38Quit stalling, or I'll take you straight to Underworld.
00:55:43What a pity.
00:55:44What a pity.
00:55:45Ever since I became a monk, some devout families would feed the monks and seeing what an appetite
00:55:50I had, they'd slip me a few bits of silver for buns.
00:55:53So I saved it bit by bit, until I scraped together five kyen of silver.
00:55:58A few days ago, I went to the women's kingdom and begged the silversmith to melt it into one
00:56:03piece.
00:56:03That silversmith had no conscience.
00:56:05He even skimmed a few fenn off me.
00:56:08In the end, I had one horse hoof silver worth four chien and six fenn.
00:56:12Take it then.
00:56:14Huh?
00:56:14Hahaha.
00:56:15This idiot's so broke he can't even afford pants, yet he can hide silver.
00:56:20Where did you hide it?
00:56:22Talk!
00:56:22Now!
00:56:24I stuffed it in my left ear.
00:56:26My hands are tied.
00:56:27I can't get it.
00:56:28Reach in and feel for it yourself.
00:56:44You idiot!
00:56:45It really is four chien and six fenn!
00:57:05You idiot!
00:57:06I escorted Master West for the scriptures!
00:57:08You have no idea what we've been through!
00:57:11We hacked through thorns and fought off demons!
00:57:13But you!
00:57:14You hide off to the side and slack off and you even stash away private money!
00:57:18So, what if I saved up?
00:57:20I went without food and scraped it together bit by bit.
00:57:23I was saving to buy some cloth and make myself a new outfit.
00:57:25And you scared me for no reason!
00:57:27Then you stole my silver!
00:57:29Give it back!
00:57:29Now!
00:57:29Not a single coin!
00:57:31This silver is your punishment for hoarding money!
00:57:34It's mine now!
00:57:36Fine!
00:57:37Fine!
00:57:37Take it all as my ransom!
00:57:38But you still have to get me out of here!
00:57:40Or I paid you for nothing!
00:57:45Easy!
00:57:45Since I took your silver, I'll get you out!
00:58:02Monkey King!
00:58:03While those imps aren't looking, let's make a run for it!
00:58:06Don't rush in!
00:58:07Those three demons are too strong!
00:58:09We can't beat them!
00:58:10And you call yourself Marshal Tien Ping Reborn?
00:58:13What a spineless coward!
00:58:15Not today!
00:58:16I'm not running!
00:58:16We're getting Master and Sha Wu Jing out!
00:58:19You're really going head on?
00:58:21Move!
00:58:22Split up!
00:58:33And Wukong!
00:58:43Sha Wu Jing reverted to his true form, dipping raw slices in minced human flesh!
00:58:59Go!
00:59:09Brother Sha!
00:59:13Senior brother!
00:59:15I knew you weren't dead!
00:59:20Boss, we finally get to eat dragon!
00:59:26What are you talking about?
00:59:28The king said we can't eat this dragon!
00:59:31We're keeping it to trade with Western Sea Dragon Palace!
00:59:36What are you staring at?
00:59:38You really think someone's coming to save you?
00:59:44Boss!
00:59:47Where's that black smoke coming from?
00:59:57Chubachi!
00:59:58Good!
00:59:59Tchubachi!
01:00:00Ha!
01:00:13I don't want a drink!
01:00:15I'm out then.
01:00:16Second brother!
01:00:17Bailangma!
01:00:18Come on, let's meet up with senior brother!
01:00:20We have to save master!
01:00:22Okay!
01:00:25Report!
01:00:26Your Majesties!
01:00:28Tanghamma!
01:00:28Tang San Zang's four disciples are slaughtering everyone in the cave!
01:00:31We don't have enough men! We can't hold them off!
01:00:34What?!
01:00:36They all broke free!
01:00:38Oh no! What do we do now?
01:00:40Sun Wukong wounded me and our eldest brother! We're badly weakened!
01:00:43Now the only one who can stop Sun Wukong's magic treasure has been drilled through again!
01:00:48The three of us can't beat the four of them anymore!
01:00:51Don't panic! Tang San Zang is still in our hands!
01:00:55Bring Tang San Zang!
01:00:59Third brother, Tang San Zang won't help! We've got over 40,000 on Mountain of Lion and Camel,
01:01:04but even the grunts can't hold it!
01:01:06If Mountain of Lion and Camel won't hold, I've still got the Lion and Camel kingdom!
01:01:12You mean-
01:01:13Big brother, second brother, in Lion and Camel City, we've got a million demons!
01:01:17We take Tang San Zang and fall back to Lion and Camel City, we'll swarm him to death!
01:01:21No matter how capable Sun Wukong is, he can't take on a million demon soldiers!
01:01:25Exactly! Let Sun Wukong see what real terror looks like in my Lion and Camel kingdom!
01:01:31Tell the whole army, fall back to Lion and Camel City!
01:01:37Demons, let my master go!
01:01:40Monkey King, why'd all the demons run off?
01:01:44Eldest brother, they left a message!
01:01:47Sun Wukong, if you want to save his master, come to Lion and Camel City if you dare!
01:01:54Lion and Camel City,
01:01:56B...
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