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00:08you know what i don't even need to look at the menu i got the best thing in this place
00:13sitting
00:13right here in front of me marcus i knew it working late my ass i didn't know client was code
00:21word for
00:21slut marcus who is this get my husband's name out of your mouth husband baby listen it's not
00:34baby wait
00:45wow mans can't even cheat right can't say i'm surprised
00:50dude had city or cheetah while i was written all over him beautiful woman like you deserves better
00:56okay slick and who are you i'm better
01:06but you can call me roman
01:11are you hitting on me depends is it working
01:18that was cute
01:21okay well i hate to break it to you but i won't be calling you anything
01:26and why is that because you look like you still have a bedtime
01:31maybe i'm just looking for someone to tuck me in
01:33i don't know
02:02so
02:06How old are you?
02:0926.
02:11Right. I'm 32.
02:13I think I've outgrown the whole dating the bartender phase.
02:18I need maturity, stability, a man that owns more than one towel.
02:24Hmm.
02:29You know, if you have all the answers,
02:34how'd you miss the married guy?
02:47Oh, bitch, do you have any idea who you were just talking to?
02:54A baby.
02:56More like baby.
02:58Billionaire.
03:00Roman's the boss.
03:01He owns like half the city nightlife.
03:04Hotels, restaurants, lounges.
03:07Him?
03:08And by the looks of it, he owns your ass too.
03:11Playboy's living up to his reputation.
03:14No. No way.
03:1526 is way too young for me.
03:18He's like a toddler with a credit card.
03:20Millie, look.
03:21Standards are great and all, but they're not the gospel.
03:24My standards keep me from dating man children.
03:28I need to settle down, not settle.
03:30No playboys and no boys, period.
03:3426 and 32 are basically decades apart,
03:37especially when the guy's younger.
03:40That man is not settling down anytime soon.
03:43As my mom always says,
03:45my ovaries have an expiration date.
03:49On to the next.
04:04So, what are you actually looking for in your dating life right now?
04:07I'm not really into labels.
04:10I'm an empath.
04:12So, how do I say this?
04:13I'm pretty much all about protecting my energy.
04:17Yeah, that's like my whole thing.
04:20So, what do you like to do for fun?
04:22I'm running a podcast with my bros about the male loneliness epidemic.
04:27Red pill lifestyle, baby.
04:30So, tell me something about you that most people don't know.
04:33That my body is even more banging a person.
04:37Hopefully you can experience it soon.
04:40All nine ninjas of it.
04:43Oh, hell no.
04:44Goodbye.
04:44Bye-bye.
04:45Bye.
04:56You good, man?
04:59So, whatever happened to that model?
05:01What was her name?
05:03Oh, Nyla.
05:05That was a one-time, maybe two-time thing.
05:09It's nothing.
05:11Now, that girl over there, she's gorgeous.
05:15I mean, she's a little bit too much woman for you, but...
05:17You know what?
05:18I think I got some business to attend to.
05:21You mind?
05:24Whatever you say, friend.
05:34Could you get your friend to come over here?
05:37Really?
05:38Mm-hmm.
05:39Thought you never asked.
05:47Someone's waiting for you.
05:59If you had me walk over here just to reject you again...
06:02I had you come over here because you're killing the vibe.
06:06Those dates, they're a disaster.
06:09You clearly don't know what you're doing.
06:11And you need help.
06:14My help.
06:17Billionaire playboy turned dating coach?
06:19I don't think so.
06:20Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
06:21Lesson number one.
06:23You gotta spot the red flags.
06:27Let me guess.
06:28Guy number one had a picture with prairie hands doing yoga on a mountain.
06:33Guy number two had females instead of women on his profile.
06:39And guy number three sent you a random eggplant emoji at 3 a.m.
06:45So, yeah, you're right.
06:47I'm a playboy.
06:49So I can spot one.
06:51Reading people is my specialty.
06:57You want me to read you?
07:05You're sexy.
07:07Smart.
07:09Independent.
07:13But you don't trust your instincts.
07:17You know what you want.
07:18You just act like you don't.
07:21If you want to land the perfect guy, you need to have confidence.
07:24That's where I come in.
07:26You need me, Millie.
07:28How do you know my name?
07:30I have my ways.
07:32Isaac told you.
07:36Is this just some plot to get into my pants?
07:40Look, I know I'm not your type.
07:41I get it.
07:43That doesn't mean some lucky guy shouldn't be able to wife you up.
07:47Well, then what's in it for you?
07:49I just want you to stop bringing trash guys to my club.
07:53It's a bad look.
07:56Girl, are you crazy?
07:58So what do you say?
08:02Going once?
08:05Going twice?
08:06Fine.
08:07Fine what?
08:08Fine.
08:09You gave me my dating coach.
08:10I want to hear you say it.
08:13You need me, Millie.
08:19I need you.
08:21That's what I like to hear.
08:25Now, if I'm going to be your dating coach, you have to do exactly what I say.
08:32And if I don't?
08:34You want to find out?
08:49What are you doing here?
08:51How do you know where I live?
08:54Ugh, goddammit, Isaac.
08:56Lesson number two.
08:58Just to impress.
09:03Come on in.
09:04Make yourself at home.
09:09I told my stylist to pick out a few things.
09:13And I'm supposed to believe that you just magically guessed my size.
09:17I didn't guess.
09:18I observed.
09:19Oh my god.
09:21I'm taking dating advice from a Gen Z fuckboy.
09:24I've officially hit rock bottom.
09:27Look.
09:28I don't need a makeover.
09:35Exactly as I say.
09:38Remember?
09:42I'll take me to your bedroom.
09:52I wasn't expecting company, okay?
09:55Okay.
10:06My clothes are fine.
10:27Melee.
10:29What's with the Bible study dress?
10:31You need to embrace your curves.
10:35I don't know.
10:40Melee.
10:41Look at me.
10:43You're unreasonably gorgeous.
10:46You know that, right?
10:50How about, you try this one.
10:55It'll look great on you.
10:59Okay, fine.
11:03Turn around.
11:04Turn around.
11:04Okay.
11:30What do you think?
11:33It's perfect.
11:36Um, will you sit me up?
11:38Yeah.
11:48Damn.
11:50Oh, is it too much?
11:51No, no, no.
11:53You look good.
11:55I mean, you always look good.
11:56You just never let people see it.
12:00But the real lesson is that looking good is about feeling good.
12:07So how do you feel, Melee?
12:10You feel good?
12:18I should probably get back to the club.
12:22But come by tonight for lesson number three.
12:27And where are they?
12:29Yeah.
12:44Okay.
12:46How about Daniel?
12:46Finance, wine tastings, works hard, plays harder.
12:50Hmm.
12:51Functioning alcoholic.
12:52Next.
12:53Oh, where are all the hot, single, normal men?
12:58Maybe you're just not looking in the right place.
13:03Oh, my God.
13:04Roman?
13:06Baby, where have you been?
13:08I've been missing you.
13:09Nyla, don't.
13:10Don't, Nyla, me.
13:11We have that totally romantic weekend together.
13:15And then, poof.
13:15Nothing.
13:16You're not hiding from me, are you?
13:18No.
13:20Oh!
13:22Can I get a vodka crayon on the house?
13:26Right, Ro-Ro?
13:28Millie doesn't work here.
13:31Then what is she doing here?
13:33Roman invited me.
13:34Unlike you.
13:37You know, that dress is brave.
13:40I really admire you being so bold at your age.
13:44I mean, if I look like that, I would not be called dead wearing it.
13:47Nyla.
13:47No, no, it makes sense.
13:48Looks like you're used to something a little bit more cheap.
13:51And besides, I'm literally like five years older than you.
13:54Not 15.
13:57Cougar has claws.
13:58Nyla.
13:59What?
14:00I'm just playing with her.
14:02Speaking of, don't you think you should be playing with me?
14:10Tease.
14:12Okay, ew.
14:12Um, on that note, I'm gonna let you two kids have some fun.
14:16Bye, Grandma.
14:17Millie, wait!
14:25What is this?
14:26Do you see this?
14:28Is this a wrinkle?
14:30I see a woman hallucinating and in desperate need of an emotional support coffee.
14:36Stop spiraling because some messy 22-year-old pick me said something stupid.
14:43Look at you pouting.
14:44I'm not even pouting.
14:46You don't need Botox.
14:47You need to get laid.
14:50And not by Mr. Buzzalot or Dildo Baggins or whatever your vibrator's name is.
14:57What about Roman?
15:00What about Roman?
15:03I mean, yeah, he's cute.
15:07He's really cute.
15:09But he's not an option.
15:12He's a child.
15:14What are you doing?
15:17Texting Roman to see if he wants to go out tonight.
15:20What?
15:21No, no, no!
15:22I'm doing this for you, stupid!
15:27I'll be at the club tonight.
15:29Come through.
15:30Show you how to meet a guy IRL.
15:37So, what are we wearing tonight?
15:54You look amazing.
15:56Are you ready?
15:57Yeah, I'm ready.
15:58You got this girl.
16:00I'm tense, baby.
16:02Millie!
16:02Hello.
16:02Wow.
16:04You look...
16:05I don't remember buying you this dress.
16:08I picked it out myself.
16:10I thought it was about feeling good.
16:13All right.
16:16Come here.
16:22Okay.
16:23Next lesson.
16:25How to move.
16:26I don't dance.
16:28What?
16:28Just relax.
16:29And let me leave.
16:31You gotta learn to trust your man.
16:34Okay?
16:35Okay.
16:41I got you.
16:49I'm safe.
16:51Boy, that's my girl.
17:23Bam.
17:28What do we have here?
17:30Hi, I'm Millie. I'm Roman's friend.
17:32I'm Brent. I'm also Roman's friend.
17:37So, since we're all friends here, cool if I couldn't?
17:42She's still learning.
17:44I'm a grown woman. I think I can handle it.
17:53I've grown woman, huh?
17:55Yeah.
17:56I've been looking for one of those.
18:00How old are you?
18:01I'm 35.
18:02Do you refer to women as females?
18:04No, ma'am.
18:05Do you own more than one towel?
18:07And a bed frame.
18:11So, do I pass the test?
18:14Because I'd love to take you out sometime.
18:22I'd love that.
18:41Roman, what the hell? How did you get in my house?
18:44Isaac let me in on his way out.
18:50What?
18:54What's all this for?
18:55Well, I thought you might be hurting this morning, so I wanted to make you feel better.
19:01But you look fine.
19:06Not fine, but, like, fine. You know.
19:13Well?
19:17I wanted to thank you for last night. Your lessons, they worked.
19:22They did?
19:23Yeah, Brent asked me out.
19:26Oh, yeah?
19:27Yeah, tomorrow night.
19:28You guys are moving pretty fast.
19:30Well, he's working, and he's super busy right now.
19:33And he's successful.
19:34And he cares about his health.
19:36And he's still making time for me.
19:39He's everything I'm looking for.
19:42Oh, my God. He's perfect.
19:44And I'm a mess.
19:45What if I start describing the postal service to him?
19:48Where I do that thing where I laugh, and then I snore, and then I apologize,
19:51which only makes it a million times more noticeable?
19:53Oh, my God. I'm not going.
19:55Hey, hey. Stop. Stop.
19:56I think your snore laugh is really cute.
19:59And you're not a mess.
20:02Liar.
20:03You've seen my bedroom.
20:09Let me take you out.
20:13I thought we covered that already.
20:15Not like that.
20:17This is lesson number four.
20:19How to act on a date.
20:23Let me show you how you deserve to be treated.
20:26Okay?
20:30Okay.
20:32Okay.
20:39Oh.
20:40You mean now?
20:42Uh-huh.
20:43In my backyard.
20:44What happened to taking me out?
20:47You know, I was thinking, and I figured I couldn't wait.
20:51Plus, I want you all to myself.
21:01I bet you say that to all the girls, don't you?
21:05You know, if you want to land your Mr. Perfect, you need to learn how to flirt.
21:09I know how to flirt.
21:10You know how to flirt?
21:11Yeah.
21:12Show me.
21:19I don't know how you do it.
21:22Do what?
21:26Make me want you.
21:40How was that?
21:45That was good.
21:45That's a start.
21:47But flirting's a lot more than just that.
21:51You want the person wondering, what happens next?
21:56Okay.
21:59So what happens next?
22:01Usually a kiss.
22:06And how do you know when to go for it?
22:11You wait till it feels inevitable.
22:16You want your body to say yes before your mouth even does.
22:22And you don't break eye contact.
22:26Till the very last second.
22:39Okay.
22:41I think I got it.
22:45Right.
22:46Good.
22:46Good.
22:47I'm glad.
22:49Sorry.
22:50No, it's fine.
22:50You can take it.
22:51No, it's just my mom's daily call to remind me to find the one.
22:55I want to be alive to meet my grandchildren.
22:59Mom sounds chill.
23:00I like her.
23:01She's not wrong, though.
23:03I'm not getting any younger.
23:06Which is why I need this to go well with Brent.
23:12So thank you so much for your help.
23:17Yeah.
23:18Yeah, no problem.
23:26So, what's your workout routine like?
23:31My workout routine?
23:32Well, I'm typically a morning workout guy, so tennis, sauna, five mile run, green juice before work.
23:42Yeah, mornings are great.
23:44What about those cold plunges, right?
23:46I know, right?
23:48Freezing.
23:50Burr.
23:57But I'm more of a plunger.
24:08Oh, damn, it's work.
24:10One moment.
24:11I promise.
24:12Yeah, do your thing.
24:15Yeah.
24:26It's two already, huh?
24:30He's the boss.
24:31He has to take a work call.
24:32Yeah.
24:34Yeah, well, he's not the only boss.
24:37And yet, here I am, keeping you company while he misses out.
24:41What is this?
24:42Are you jealous?
24:46I just think you deserve better.
24:50You deserve to be someone's first priority.
24:55Isn't he your friend?
24:57It's sad.
24:58Hey, man, what's up?
24:59Hey.
25:01Hey.
25:07Sorry, beautiful.
25:10I'm all yours now.
25:15Sorry, man, but you're not invited tonight.
25:20Right.
25:21Right.
25:22Yeah, no, I'll get going.
25:24You little Burr to have fun.
25:29Try not to ditch her this time, yeah?
25:43So, where were we?
25:49Eh.
26:25And that's the guy you're trying to fuck?
26:27Yep, Malcolm Rice.
26:35Hmm.
26:37So you ignore my calls for three days, and then you show up to my house looking like an escort.
26:42What's up?
26:44I've been thinking about you.
26:49So, can I come in?
26:51You're drunk.
26:52You're just sniffing around looking for someone to take care of you.
26:55Not someone.
26:58You.
27:02You throw up on my couch, and you go back outside like the dog that you are.
27:07Woof, woof.
27:27He's so hot.
27:33What even is this?
27:35Off limits and online.
27:39If you don't like it, you're more than welcome to go back to your...
27:43Charity gala.
27:45You left a gala to watch Tate Degg's latest and greatest with me on my couch?
27:50Maybe I just missed you.
27:53That's why you ghosted me?
27:55I was trying to call you to tell you about my date with Brent.
27:59You ain't great, by the way.
28:02You know the nice thing about Brent?
28:04He's a grown-up.
28:06He's consistent.
28:08He remembers details.
28:10He plans ahead.
28:18He checks off all your little boxes.
28:22But how does he make you feel?
28:27Does he make you feel wanted?
28:31Desired?
28:35Like you're the only woman in this world?
28:40Like you're absolutely everything?
28:48Because you are, Millie.
28:52You are everything.
28:58He makes me feel safe.
29:01You don't even like him.
29:02Yes, I do.
29:03It's not all about fireworks, okay?
29:06There's something to be said about stability and practicality.
29:09You know, just because your dating life has more drama in it than a housewives reunion, I don't...
29:13Me and Nyla aren't even dating.
29:16Exactly.
29:17That's what I'm talking about.
29:18Men can just mess around with women until their third hip replacement.
29:21Women don't have that same luxury.
29:23Oh, no.
29:25They just get to settle down with boring Brents.
29:28I thought you would be happy for me.
29:31That's what you were training me for.
29:33God, you're so immature.
29:34I'm not.
29:38You know what?
29:39Fine.
29:41How about I prove it to you?
29:43Okay.
29:44How about a nice adult double date?
29:46Me and Nyla, you and Brent.
29:50Nyla.
29:51Hmm?
29:52Seriously?
29:53You want to prove how adult you are by bringing in a child?
29:56Fine.
29:58You're on.
30:00No.
30:01Yes.
30:02No.
30:02Yes.
30:12So, Mildred, what do you do?
30:15It's Millie, and I'm an executive assistant.
30:19Oh, so you're like the help.
30:22More like a superhero.
30:24Her boss would be completely lost without her.
30:26There's nothing that my baby couldn't do.
30:30I can never be ordered around by anyone.
30:34Well, maybe someone.
30:37Okay.
30:38That's enough.
30:39Cut it out.
30:40Remember Fiji, Ro-Ro?
30:42I mean, we were feral, weren't we?
30:44We broke the bed frame.
30:46Oh, real classy, super nice, appropriate dinner conversation.
30:50Well, you know what's not appropriate?
30:52The way you've been staring at my man all night, jealous bitch.
30:54Whoa.
30:54Yo, hey, don't speak to her like that.
30:57What, do you like her or something?
30:59She's your best friend's girl, Roman.
31:08You good, man?
31:11Yeah, I'm just trying to keep the peace.
31:13Please.
31:15Mildred is a big girl.
31:16She can handle herself.
31:18Look, I'm done with you disrespecting my date like this.
31:20Whoa, whoa, this ain't got nothing to do with you.
31:22It's not your business.
31:22No, because last time I checked, Millie is my business.
31:26And last time I checked, she's not even yours.
31:30Guys, stop, please.
31:37You know what?
31:39This was a mistake.
31:41This was a mistake.
31:43You are a child.
31:45We're done here.
31:46I'm taking you home.
31:48Baby, are you serious?
31:50You're choosing that over me.
31:53She needs reading glasses to scroll on Insta.
31:56Enough.
31:56Let's go.
31:57Come on.
32:01Okay.
32:02So that was awful.
32:03Millie, what's been going on between you and Roman?
32:08I've known Ro a long time, and I've never seen him look at a woman like she's oxygen.
32:14What?
32:16He's...
32:17I...
32:18Mm-hmm.
32:20We're just friends.
32:24Well...
32:25He's a child.
32:27I'm six years older than him.
32:30He's in a different place in his life than me.
32:32The thought of it is laughable.
32:36I'm done playing games, Millie.
32:39I wanted to settle down.
32:43I thought you did, too.
32:44I do.
32:45Then be honest with me.
32:48Tell me you feel nothing for him.
32:52I don't know.
32:56I don't know.
32:57I don't know.
32:58I don't know.
32:59I don't know.
32:59I don't know.
32:59That's what I thought.
33:00Wait, Brent.
33:01You know, call me when you want a real man.
33:17I need help.
33:19Let me guess.
33:20The head wants Brent, but the hoo-ha wants Roman.
33:24Isaac.
33:24It's true.
33:25You know it is.
33:27Yeah, but that's not the point.
33:28He's 26.
33:30He's not ready for something real.
33:31He doesn't want what I want.
33:33That alone should make this idea stupid.
33:35Look, all I know is Roman's got you glowing like a damn nightlight.
33:39And he's hot.
33:40Okay, I know, I know.
33:42Enough.
33:44I'm just tired of making the same mistakes.
33:47Then do something different, boo.
33:49Maybe you should try to get him out of your system.
33:54What do you mean?
33:57Take a page out of Roman's book.
34:06Hit it and quit it.
34:18Millie, if this is about what happened the other day, look, I'm sorry.
34:23All right?
34:24That was messed up.
34:25She should have never...
34:26No, it's not that.
34:27Um, I wanted to ask you something.
34:32Shoot.
34:35Do you like me?
34:38Of course I like you, Millie.
34:40No, not like that.
34:42Um, like, did you mean it when you said that I was everything?
34:52Look, I know I'm not the right guy for you.
34:56Okay?
34:57I mean, you've even said it.
34:59I'm too young.
35:00Um, I'm not ready.
35:04And, yeah.
35:07That's not what I asked.
35:08I know, I know.
35:09It's just, I tried to give you space to do your own thing.
35:17But, I want you, Millie.
35:22I want you all the time.
35:26You're all I think about.
35:28So, yeah.
35:30I meant it.
35:32I shouldn't have said it, but I meant it.
35:37I want you too.
36:01Say it again.
36:03I want you, Roman.
36:21Here.
36:24I'm not waiting any longer.
36:43Does that feel good?
36:45You like how I kiss you?
36:50You want more?
36:54Use your words.
36:59Yes, please.
37:00Yes, please.
37:30You're still here.
37:32Where else would I be?
37:35I don't know.
37:37On a yacht rubbing elbows with insta-baddies.
37:41No, that's later tonight.
37:49Unfortunately, I am a grown-ass man with an empire to run, so...
38:18You don't want to play hooky?
38:22How about you come by the club tonight?
38:25I'll make it worth you all.
38:40What am I doing?
38:43What?
38:44No, no, no, no, no.
38:45I want a full operational audit on all underperforming venues in Miami.
38:50No, I'm not messing around.
38:51Not with the London expansion next month.
38:55Hey, I'm gonna have to call you back.
38:59Yo, man, now it's not a good time.
39:00No, I need you to leave Millie alone.
39:04You think this is funny?
39:08You know what?
39:10I owe you an apology.
39:11Okay, I should have been real with you from the start.
39:15But I care about Millie.
39:17So what?
39:19You think you know what she wants?
39:22I think...
39:23You're telling me you're ready to settle down.
39:27Get married.
39:27Have a couple kids.
39:29You're 26.
39:33You're the kid.
39:38I'll make her happy.
39:40Okay?
39:42That's more than you can say right now.
39:44All that other shit does not matter.
39:46It does matter.
39:46It matters to her.
39:48You know that.
39:50You have no idea what to do with a woman like that, bro.
39:55You're out of your depth.
40:01I can't.
40:03I'm not walking away.
40:05You have to.
40:07Before you disappoint her.
40:34Oh, hi.
40:36Hi.
40:37Hi.
40:37Hi.
40:38Hi.
40:39Hi.
40:43Hi.
40:50Last night was...
40:52It was great.
41:00What?
41:02What?
41:04I want to do right by you.
41:11I just want to see you happy, Millie
41:15Okay, you
41:19You deserve everything, but
41:23I don't know if I can give you that
41:30No, I know
41:32It's okay, Roman, I wasn't expecting anything from you
41:37No
41:40No, it's just to get it out of our systems, right?
41:51Right
41:57Okay, well, now that we got that cleared up
42:06I should go
42:24Hey, Brent
42:26Do you want to come over tonight and have a drink?
42:47I'm glad you called
42:48Me too
42:50So my folks are going to be in town next weekend
42:53And I thought we could all go grab dinner
43:00You want me to meet your family?
43:04Isn't it a little early for that?
43:06Well, when you know, you know
43:08I mean, I told you, Millie
43:10I'm ready to settle down
43:12Yeah, it's just we're still getting to know each other
43:19Seriously
43:21What the hell is this at?
43:25Are you still hung up on Roman?
43:29He dumped you
43:32How do you know that?
43:37Because I told him to
43:42What?
43:43I told him to back off
43:45He's not what you want
43:46He's not what you need, Millie
43:48You need a man
43:49I was trying to do what was best for you
43:51That's not for you to decide
43:53Only I know what's best for me
43:55Not you
43:55Not my mom
43:56Me
43:59You know what?
44:00I'm done with you
44:02Both of you
44:04I am so better off being alone
44:06Than being with a couple of boys
44:08No, calm down
44:09No, I want you to leave
44:10Can we at least talk about this?
44:12Go!
44:40All good, boss?
44:43Yep
44:52Does this have anything to do with Millie going out with Brynn again?
44:59No
45:02She likes you
45:03You like her
45:04This isn't that hard
45:05So why don't you just man up
45:07And tell her how you really feel
45:08Because it's not that easy
45:10Alright?
45:10Doesn't matter
45:16She deserves better than me anyways
45:20She deserves everything
45:22You think Brynn's gonna give that to her?
45:28No
45:30Okay, so
45:31Why don't you?
45:35I just don't want to disappoint her, you know
45:38Then don't
45:40That's up to you
45:47Hey
45:49Think you can do me a favor?
45:57Hello
45:59Isaac
46:01You can't just promise free after our remarks and then ditch
46:06I wore a whole outfit
46:07Isaac's not here
46:13I told him to call you so we could talk
46:15You know, I think I'm done with the whole dating lessons thing
46:19I don't really need a dating coach when I'm done dating
46:21Done?
46:22Why?
46:23Because
46:24I got everything that I thought I wanted and it still wasn't enough
46:28I want commitment and fireworks
46:31I want emotional maturity and the best sex of my life
46:36Maybe I'm greedy, but I want the whole damn package, okay?
46:43Millie
46:44I'm the whole package
46:46Okay?
46:49I just want you to give me a chance to prove that to you
46:52Funny
46:52You know the thing I just said about emotional maturity?
46:55It doesn't include dick jokes
46:58Okay, that is not what I meant
47:01It's just the thought of you getting me out of your system and finding you forever with somebody else
47:07You stole my heart, Millie
47:11I'm not letting you run away with it
47:20I want to be your man
47:23The man you deserve
47:28I promise to never leave you
47:34I promise to never hurt you
47:41Even when you're old and gray
47:44Which, if I'm being honest, isn't that far in the future
47:49Stupid
47:54Do you really mean it?
47:56You went commitment, relationship, the whole thing
48:03You know, I realized commitment wasn't my problem
48:07I just hadn't found my person
48:11So
48:14What do you say?
48:16We got a deal
48:19Can I be your man?
48:23Going once
48:25And going twice
48:29Sold
48:54Now all of a sudden you want to go slow
49:01I'm just savoring the moment
49:06Don't worry
49:08We got more than enough time
49:12Let's go
49:12We got two
49:12We got two
49:14We got two
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