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Taskmaster (2015) Season 21 Episode 1 - (2026) ✅ FULL EP
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00:03Don't look away
00:16I might just do this all day
00:35Welcome to a brand new series of Castmasters!
00:42Five fresh comedians have been prepared in our laughter kitchen
00:46And are about to be thrown into the buffet of fun
00:48To see if any of them have what it takes to be a main course at the Giggle Feast
00:52I hope so
00:53I'm Henry VIII of Chuckles
00:55And my big belly is in need of laughs
00:58Yum yum!
01:01So, let's meet our new cast of competitors
01:04And marvel at their reputations and stature
01:07While they're still intact
01:09Please welcome
01:10Amy Glenhill
01:13Armando Iannucci
01:16Joanna Payne
01:19Joel Johnnet
01:22And Kamel Nanjani
01:27And next to me a man who admitted to me when he was tipsy that if he'd been alive in
01:32the war he probably would have defected to Mussolini's Italy
01:35Because he loves pasta and he doesn't believe in freedom
01:41It's
01:42It's
01:43It's
01:45It's
01:51It's
02:03It's
02:04From your premises
02:06Yes
02:07And this guy's got property coming out of his backside
02:09Greg
02:10Will give five points to the thing he thinks is most likely to deter people from their premises
02:14And all five deterrents will head home with the episode winner
02:17But for now Greg it's back to you and your backside big time
02:20Here we go
02:21Thank you so much
02:22Amy welcome to the show
02:24Hello
02:24What have you bought to deter people from my property?
02:27Very simple
02:28Mrs Clatterbottom
02:29This is Mrs Clatterbottom Greg
02:37Full size
02:38Yeah she's good
02:40She's good
02:41Where did you get Clatterbottom?
02:43So my friend hand painted this mask Mrs Clatterbottom
02:50And what's your plan to deter people from property? Are you going to put it in the window?
02:54Yeah
02:54Like home alone style-y
02:56You know when a light goes on when you go into a garden or something
03:00Yeah
03:01I think the light will actually go on in the living room
03:03And you'll walk down the path and then the light will come on and Clatterbottom will be there
03:07Clatterbottom's there?
03:08Yeah
03:08I'm never going to break into that house
03:11Well that's a good start
03:11It's one of the strongest starts we've ever had
03:13Well done
03:14But it doesn't mean it won't come last
03:18Armando can you beat Clatterbottom?
03:20Well look I've gone like just no nonsense
03:23But I've just put I'll sign up my gate
03:24Which is
03:25This sign here is from our number
03:27This sign here and yeah
03:28Oh God
03:30I've just got an extra layer of security
03:34Yeah
03:35Which as we all know don't really exist
03:39So are you presuming that people trying to break into your house are going to be like
03:42Oh no I'll have to pay £15 to go rob stuff from
03:45I mean if someone's going to steal from me I might as well make some money from it
03:51I mean sometimes you're going to have to suspend disbelief on this show
03:56These have been good Joanna
03:58Now someone's going to mess up
03:59Right
03:59What have you brought me?
04:01I have brought in a mould of my own head which I've dressed up
04:05And a sign inviting people to come and join me in my hot tub
04:11Oh
04:11Oh my God
04:14Ah
04:16This is a mould
04:17I did a film years ago and I had to have a lobotomy in it
04:21And so they did like a mould thing of my head where they put like this green alginate sort of
04:27stuff on it
04:27And so they gave me this head at the end of filming and I was like well I've got nothing
04:31to do with it
04:32So I put it in my parents wardrobe
04:33And then my son who's ten a while ago found it
04:37I've never had so much information in my life
04:41I own this sign but I do think if someone has a sign
04:44I don't have a hot tub but I do have this sign
04:47And if somebody I think asks you to go and sit in a hot tub with them to relax and
04:51sing and laugh
04:52I wouldn't go anywhere near that house
04:54Okay, I'm gonna have to develop some rules for you
05:01God, normally someone's been absolutely rubbish by now and I've had to shout at them
05:08Hello Joel
05:10It is a glittery frame
05:14And inside that glittery frame is my son's umbilical core
05:18Oh, that's good
05:23I love my son, but that's a bit of congealed blood and skin. I don't want to be framed
05:29Whose idea was it?
05:30Because it's like a nice thing when it gets, you know
05:32But it's not a nice thing, is it? We agree
05:34Well, absolutely
05:35Yeah, but I didn't know that's what it looks like when it dries
05:38Ah
05:39So it was like appealing when it was wet?
05:45Imagine if that was like hung on my door
05:47Okay
05:48You know, you'd be like, whoa, whoa, this
05:50I've got to go now
05:54Thieves around Britain are going to be ready for you
05:57It's incredible
05:59Kamal, hello
06:00What have you brought me?
06:01I think this sign speaks for itself
06:03Yes, Kamal has brought this in
06:10Nobody's going in there
06:12Is this a real Department of Homeland Security sign?
06:14No, it's not a real one, Greg
06:16I'm trying to stay away from where the real signs are
06:22It's strong
06:22Okay, here come my points
06:24I'm giving Joel's horrible umbilical cord one point
06:27Not because it's not fascinating
06:28But because it wouldn't stop me from robbing him
06:30Now, Department of Homeland Security are going to put me off over here
06:35Oh, it's over here, right
06:38They don't have jurisdiction
06:40Fuck
06:43Two points to Kamal
06:45Okay
06:45I very much found it amusing, Armando
06:48But if I was a really committed villain
06:50I don't think I'd get £15 out three points
06:53Right
06:53And then we're up to the two creepy women
06:56I'll just do it on gut instinct
06:58I found Clatterbottom slightly more creepy than Lobotomy Girl
07:01Four points to you, five points to you
07:03Well done
07:03Well done, well done, thank you
07:07Right
07:08What is the first task proper of the series, please, Alex?
07:12Well, it's actually something a little
07:18Wait
07:19Wait
07:24What's going on?
07:27I've got an egg
07:29You've got a what?
07:30Has no one else got an egg
07:31Can we see your egg?
07:36Oh, no
07:37Yeah, I see what's happened here, Greg
07:38There's a chance
07:39I might have forgotten to give this one to everyone
07:43Oh, no
07:45Oh, no
07:46I'm so sorry
07:47Let's have a look
07:48Oh, my God
08:03Oh, close than I expected
08:06So there's something in your pigeonhole, Joel
08:11Can I?
08:11Mm-hmm
08:12Protect this egg
08:14It's in your pigeonhole
08:17That's my egg?
08:18You must have this egg with you
08:20Unseen
08:21For every task
08:23And every episode
08:25In the studio
08:27Wow
08:29You must hand Alex
08:30Your wholly intact egg
08:33Within 30 seconds
08:35Every time
08:36The egg timer goes off
08:38If you mention damage or lose your egg
08:41You are disqualified
08:42Your time starts now
08:46Oh, there's the egg
08:47And I can't damage it
08:49No, you've got about six months
08:50Six months
08:51Do you want a little practice?
08:57That was well within time
08:58That was well within time
08:59OK, you can go now
09:01Bye-bye
09:04So sorry
09:05This is so mad
09:09I'm so sorry
09:10I don't know what happened
09:11That was...
09:12The whole time that we were backstage
09:13I was like
09:14Oh, where is everyone else's egg?
09:16Yeah
09:19No, I'm so sorry, Joel
09:20I'm so sorry
09:21And also, you'll notice
09:22It didn't say
09:23If you do it, you'll get any points
09:24So it's, um...
09:27LAUGHTER
09:28I guess it's up to you, Greg
09:29If we get to episode 10
09:30And he's still got the egg
09:31And he still reveals it on the horn
09:33Oh, no, there'll be no points
09:36LAUGHTER
09:40OK
09:40Well, that's going to be a lot of fun for everyone
09:43LAUGHTER
09:44And now, as if things couldn't get any better
09:46I've got worms
10:02Caravan?
10:03Yeah
10:03Yeah, why not?
10:04Are you a caravan guy?
10:06No, I hate them
10:09I like this
10:10Yeah
10:12I like that cat
10:13And I'd have that in my house
10:14And there's a lot of things I'd have here in my house
10:17Right, well, we'll keep an eye on you then
10:20LAUGHTER
10:21Why aren't you inside?
10:23Sometimes I go outside
10:26Doesn't look like it
10:28Find a worm
10:30Find a worm
10:30Find a worm
10:32Fastest wins, your time starts now
10:33Let's go
10:34OK, find a worm, find a worm
10:36Find a little worm
10:38A worm
10:39Find a worm
10:40What does that mean?
10:42Ah, do you not have worms in America?
10:47We have worms
10:48Well, find one then
10:51APPLAUSE
10:57I think we should just crack on with it, really
10:59OK, and we're going to initiate, invertebrate, investigate
11:02with Amy Gledhill and Joanna Page
11:05My automatic thought is to go into the garden and dig it up
11:09But that would be cruel
11:11And there probably isn't going to be a worm in the garden
11:14There's going to be a worm here somewhere
11:17Find a worm, find a worm
11:19Find a worm
11:20Yeah, any worm
11:21Any worm
11:22But then what about an ear worm
11:24Like, what's it called when there's a worm in your ear?
11:27I think you said it
11:28An ear worm
11:30Hmm
11:30Like an actual worm
11:32Find a worm
11:34Find a worm
11:35A worm
11:37Find a worm
11:38Find a worm
11:38Where would a worm be?
11:40Where would a worm be?
11:41Find a worm
11:42A worm
11:42A worm
11:43No, you're a duck
11:45It can't be that I'm digging for worms, can it?
11:50Find a worm
11:55What are these?
11:57Maggots?
11:57Ah!
11:59Right
12:00They're maggots
12:01They're not worms, are they?
12:02Is that a worm?
12:04Might be
12:06It's not a worm, because I know it's not a worm
12:10Right
12:11That's a worm
12:11Oh, you've got a mealworm
12:13That's a mealworm
12:14Yeah, lovely, lovely
12:16We're gonna dig up the garden
12:18It's like when it's raining, that's when they come up
12:21It's like when it's raining, that's when they come up
12:21Yeah, it's gonna be hundreds in a minute
12:27Oh
12:28Oh my god, I found a worm
12:30I found a worm
12:32I found a worm
12:33I don't want to touch it because I don't like touching them
12:35I found a worm
12:37You found a worm
12:38I found a worm
12:40I thought we talked about
12:46Well, I think we know who the BBC are coming to
12:49and Attenborough finally retired
12:52There was quite a long period of that VT that you were just both
12:56walking around saying, find a worm
12:58And I sort of imagined if one of your family members
13:01that have been there, that have turned to me and gone
13:03She does this
13:06Where do we stand on mealworms being worms or not?
13:09Well, I'll tell you now
13:10I'm making a judgement
13:11The mealworm's a worm
13:12So if that was presented
13:13It's a worm
13:14OK, well, Joanna
13:1614 minutes 30 till she charmed the worm out of the ground
13:19Unharmed
13:19But Amy
13:20You won't believe it
13:213 minutes 35 to find a worm
13:23A worm
13:24Wow
13:25I would have said
13:26If she was saying find a worm for one hour
13:29OK, that's the end of part one
13:31And time for our first break of the series
13:33But first
13:34Let's see how their nerves are holding up because
13:36Oh, stop it
13:39Yay!
13:43Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick!
13:46We'll see you soon
13:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:59Well, welcome back to Taskmaster where it's very early in the series
14:05And we've already lowered the bar with a worm-finding task
14:09Yes, Greg, you're absolutely right
14:11Amy and Joanna went first and succeeded
14:13Which proves that the early birds do catch the worms
14:15I think that's fine to say
14:16And we're now going to give two Hollywood superstars a reality check
14:21By making them look for worms just like the rest of us have to
14:24It's Armando Iannucci and Camille Nanjiani
14:28OK, where would a worm be?
14:31Early birds?
14:32Early birds get worms?
14:34You want me to find you an early bird?
14:36Would it have a worm in its mouth?
14:38Not at this time of day
14:41You're looking for a worm?
14:43That's not it
14:44What do you mean find a worm?
14:46It's a little wiggly, guys
14:50Oh my God
14:54Have you ever looked for a worm before?
14:56I don't think I have
14:57I get that impression
14:58I don't
14:58I've never been into worms
15:00Are those worms?
15:01I don't know really
15:02They are
15:04Up to you really
15:05They're called mealworms
15:07Can you search
15:07Is a mealworm a worm?
15:10OK
15:11No, a mealworm is not a true worm
15:13It's the larval stage of a darkling beetle
15:17I should not have had you search for that
15:20Books in books were a bookworm
15:23I love books so I'm a bookworm
15:25I'm a bookworm
15:28And this is a reminder
15:30Of the other sort of worm
15:32And you know, that's it
15:33Would you like me to stop the clock?
15:35I think so
15:36I mean in my head it stopped a long time ago
15:43What am I doing?
15:44I sit here
16:01Oh my God
16:02That's a worm
16:03I just got a flashback to when I
16:05When my cat had something like this
16:07But I saw one coming out of my cat's
16:09Wormhole
16:11Out of my cat's wormhole
16:12CHEERING
16:14CHEERING
16:15CHEERING
16:22There's this trend Armando on this show where
16:25And I speak of a man of a certain vintage
16:28Thank you very much
16:29Where I find myself pointing out how grumpy
16:31And or disinterested
16:34People of a certain vintage can sometimes appear on this show
16:37You're the first to do both
16:38Yeah
16:40But in the final analysis
16:42Pretty good I thought
16:43I'm buying bookworms straight away
16:45Oh fantastic
16:45There we go
16:45Yeah you like that
16:46So of the three we've done
16:48Two of them have not found worms
16:50LAUGHTER
16:54Mealworm is not a worm
16:55And a bookworm
16:56A mealworm is a worm
16:58It's not a worm
17:01I've already given the points then
17:03Yes stop
17:04No you haven't
17:04I have
17:06I love you Amy
17:07And I do think
17:08OK you know what
17:09You're right
17:09Yeah
17:10Yeah
17:10Yeah
17:13You should certainly have a point
17:14Well
17:15Just one sweet little boy left to go
17:17It's Joel Domit
17:20I know exactly where to look
17:23I'm going in the kitchen right now
17:26Oh
17:35Is that well?
17:37Is that well done?
17:37I'm probably talking
17:45I
17:47Wrote your enthusiasm was infectious
17:49You were so pleased that you'd remembered the worm
17:52But I was a teacher for many years and if you'd invaded my space like you did with Alex. It
17:57would have resulted in retribution
18:01Long since not been acceptable in the schools
18:07It's like your boy, isn't it? Yes, but who would you you'd be excited if you found a worm in
18:1221.8
18:13Joanna third place Armando the bookworm 16 minutes and one point to Camel it took half an hour
18:40Oh
18:40Right, let's see the first scoreboard of the series, please the system
18:44Okay, well, unfortunately that means Camel you're in last place with three Amy's in the lead with nine point
18:53Okay, I'd like another task and I'd like to see how they work together in teams
19:01Oh
19:02It's a great call from a great guy with great thighs. Yes. It's the first
19:07Team task of the series and I for one and buzzing
19:10Hmm
19:22Amanda
19:24Alex
19:25Good morning. Good morning. Are these all fake? What do you mean?
19:31That's what a pineapple sounds like? Nope
19:36Oh
19:37Come in
19:39Hi!
19:40Hi!
19:41Oh my god!
19:42Hi
19:43Hi, I'm Amy
19:44Hi, I'm Camel. Nice to meet you
19:46How are you doing?
19:47I'm great. Nice to meet you
19:49Any particular favourite amongst them?
19:51A lime
19:53Lime
19:54Lime
19:54A lime
19:55There's one particular lime
19:57Right
19:57Oh, hello
19:58Hello
19:58Hi!
19:59Hiya!
20:00Nice to see you
20:01How long have you been here?
20:03Literally just walked in
20:04Right?
20:05Yes
20:05Well off the street?
20:06Uh, yes
20:07Yes
20:07Yes
20:10There's your buzzer, Amy
20:11So now I'll have someone to melt down with
20:15Hey!
20:16Hey guys
20:17How's it going?
20:19Hi
20:20Nice to see you
20:21Hi, I'm Camel
20:22You're so famous
20:23Nice to meet you
20:24You're so famous
20:26You look very cool
20:27Like a leather cap
20:29Look how cool
20:30Thanks man, thank you
20:31I wonder what that is
20:33Would you like one as well, Joanna?
20:34Yes please
20:35Thank you
20:36Joel, like me
20:38If you Google you
20:39The second picture is you without a shirt
20:43I'm frustrated it's not the first
20:44Wow!
20:47Oh my gosh
20:47Can we all do it together?
20:48Yes, come on then
20:48Right, go
20:51Right
20:52Give Greg five foods correctly
20:55When the buzzer buzzes
20:56Give Greg one food
20:57If you give Greg the wrong food
20:59You must start again
21:00If your buzzer does not buzz
21:02You must stay in this room
21:03First team to give Greg five correct foods wins
21:07You have a maximum of 35 minutes and your time starts immediately
21:11Who's Greg?
21:13Look, have you seen the show?
21:15Oh, Greg!
21:16Yeah!
21:18Team
21:19No
21:20No
21:21No
21:22No
21:22No
21:22No
21:22No
21:24No
21:25No
21:31Not everyone knows
21:33No
21:34No
21:34No
21:34No
21:35And because you weren't in the room at that time, I was like, oh my god, what's going on?
21:39What have I got a look at? Who's Greg?
21:44Hey, let's see the teams in action, can we? Yes, and we're gonna begin by seeing if the team of
21:48three figured it out
21:49It's Joelle, Amy and Kumail. Here we go
21:57We have to give him a correct food. I'm gonna go orange potentially next room essentially
22:06All right, yes, he said all right. Yes, okay
22:18Like the pineapple okay onion onion onion
22:37Oh
22:39Bad news guys
22:43Okay, so these are the ones we know he likes
22:48Okay, yes
22:52No, I wouldn't have thought so now
22:54Okay, carrot goes there we like it goes over here
23:03Yes, yes guys, we just need one more that was good. He likes it. Oh my god. We just need
23:07one more
23:09Yes, please
23:12Love the cucumber. Oh, so we've got it all we just have to wait until with a buzz and then
23:16we can go
23:18This is fun now. Okay. Now. We can just enjoy it. Wow. We really really nailed that one
23:28He said yes to carrot before there's an order
23:34Okay, so he liked this then this
23:38The mood has really changed
23:44Yes, yes, do you want Greg?
23:51Was that always there to drink price because there are five things there there's one over here as well
24:00It says instead of time starts now it says time starts immediately and your time starts immediately
24:07Why is it immediately instead of now?
24:09Is it syllables like and your time starts immediately egg, meat, fruit, protein, vegetables
24:17Oh
24:19Each one has more letters than the last
24:24Each one has more
24:26Can we go up from orange carrot?
24:33Yes
24:37Yes, and how much time do we have left? You've got about 40 seconds. Oh
24:43Oh
24:43This is great guys. This feels real. What? We don't have much time left
24:49Oh
24:50This is like a final scene in the eternals. You've never seen it
24:58Yes, please
25:0015 seconds
25:04Everybody come here whoever it is will run
25:09Buzz make a buzz
25:29Well it was it was a shaky start when I witnessed two grown adults turn into like take that fun
25:43oh
25:49Although actually pretty cohesive team. I thought they were a good team. They were working. Well, Amy
25:54What was all that syllable bullshit towards the end?
25:57No, I didn't
25:58What was all that primary school you go? Who is Greg? Alex two syllables. Yeah, how does it apply to
26:05this task? Sorry?
26:08The words were getting bigger
26:11She was on the right line. So was it Amy that worked out that the words were getting bigger?
26:15Yeah, that there were more syllables. Yeah. Ah
26:18I apologise for calling your system bullshit
26:21Apology! Accept it!
26:29OK, advert time. Have a break. Have some tea. Leave your man. Come back to me
26:45Hello again. It's the third part of the show and it's a team task in play. Alex, what's the deal?
26:52Oh, hey mate. Yeah, they're trying to give your strategy five correct foods
26:57The team of three managed to work out that it's all about delivering the food in order of the number
27:01of letters in each item's name
27:03And they deliver the goods just in time, but it's fastest wins. So how will the other team get on?
27:08Representing Scotland and Italy and Wales. It's Armando and Armando and Joanna
27:13Right, there's a pineapple here. Is it stuff that's in here?
27:17Yeah.
27:18Oh, it's you! It's you!
27:22All right, yes. Yes!
27:25Why do we have such a long time? It's because we've got to discover things.
27:30Food! Egg, meat, fruit, protein, vegetables.
27:34So what, meat? Meat!
27:37It's you again. Give him a meat.
27:38Oh, right, hang on.
27:43I'm afraid it's a no.
27:44Oh, fuck it.
27:47It's really nice.
27:48It's the first one I've met him.
27:50He's a lot slower than me. It sort of highlights my manicness.
27:54That was a rejection.
27:55No way!
27:56No, I know.
27:57Oh my God, we've got to start again.
27:58We've got to start again.
27:59Oh, you're buzzing out.
28:00Then you can do an order.
28:02I'm going to go and get an egg from the kitchen.
28:05Right, okay.
28:05How are you finding being on a team with Joanna so far?
28:08It's certainly walking me up.
28:11You've got an egg.
28:13Yes.
28:14Ooh!
28:16I think she's got high expectations of you, aren't I?
28:19What?
28:20Nothing.
28:21You said yes.
28:23Excellent.
28:23Maybe we should go for meat a second.
28:27I think yes on this occasion.
28:30Yes! On this occasion.
28:32Oh my God, we need a fruit now.
28:33We've got you a pineapple.
28:36Oh, yes.
28:37Oh, yes.
28:38Brilliant.
28:39We've got to find a protein.
28:42Some protein.
28:42What about that?
28:43Because that...
28:44Oh, will you just go, that is just basically a cow.
28:48Nice.
28:48Oh!
28:51Oh, I've broken the egg.
28:53I've broken the egg.
28:57I've broken the egg.
29:01Right, we're going with our trusty egg.
29:04Yes.
29:05Cool.
29:07Yes.
29:07We're trying an orange this time.
29:10Yes, please.
29:11I'm just wondering if you're spelling out E-B-O.
29:15Ebola.
29:15No.
29:17It's better.
29:17No, that's better out of bold.
29:22Psy, breast, chicken.
29:25Do you like it?
29:25All right then.
29:26Yes.
29:27Cool.
29:28Five foods, correct.
29:30Shall we just go fritz?
29:31Let's see around.
29:31Okay.
29:33Cauliflower, Greg, but we don't know why.
29:35Ooh, yeah.
29:36Oh my God, she said yes!
29:38Yes!
29:38She said yes!
29:39Yes!
29:39Yes.
29:40I have to cut the pot.
29:42Excellent.
29:42Do you know why you've succeeded?
29:44No!
29:50APPLAUSE
29:50Yeah, thank you.
29:51Brilliant.
29:52Brilliant.
29:52You're going to need to know.
29:53Yeah, yeah.
29:55It's a fascinating dynamic, this.
29:58I can't wait to see this team play out.
30:00Interesting.
30:01We were just gelled.
30:03Yeah, we didn't need to know what they...
30:04No, we didn't.
30:05We just fell out there.
30:05Well, because you thought we were trying to get you to spell out Ebola.
30:08LAUGHTER
30:11E-bola!
30:12LAUGHTER
30:14Well, that does make more sense, though.
30:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:17LAUGHTER
30:18Shall I tell you some timings, Greg?
30:20Yes, please.
30:21Well, we know the team of three found it just in the nick of time.
30:23Nearly 35 minutes.
30:24The team of two, 21 minutes.
30:27Wow!
30:28They get a five point.
30:30That's the three scores.
30:31So how many points should the team of three get?
30:33They did succeed.
30:34They did succeed.
30:35Three points.
30:35Five and three.
30:36All right, guys.
30:37Three points.
30:37It's in the pool.
30:38Yeah, it's in the pool.
30:40Right, another tap, please.
30:43And can it be big fun on a big scale?
30:48Yes and yes, because you deserve it, Greg.
30:51Also, just so you know, I'm in great shape.
31:10It's so hard to see that.
31:14Where is he?
31:23why are you laughing you look incredible well it's a hot day hi joe hello Alex you've been
31:32working out I need to go to the gym you look really good do you mind yeah go on yeah
31:38it's
31:39so warm I might join you this is really exciting put the most t-shirts on Alex Alex would only
31:48wear
31:48t-shirts launched from the t-shirt launcher and onto a target according to the t-shirt launcher
31:57rules there if a t-shirt lands in a blue circle Alex must wear that t-shirt white circle Alex
32:05must
32:05wear every t-shirt that has been fired so the white circle is the best one if a t-shirt
32:11lands
32:11on the central target that t-shirt must be dunked in the bucket then put on Alex then that is
32:16the
32:16end of the task oh god if a t-shirt lands in a red circle Alex must take off every
32:22t-shirt that he's
32:23wearing you must always launch upwards and each t-shirt can only be launched once if you catch
32:30the golden t-shirt your t-shirt total will be doubled you're 20 minutes or until you run out
32:36of t-shirts your time starts on the whistle have you used a t-shirt launcher before no I've never
32:42used a t-shirt launcher before Alex what do you think my life is I've used one before I worked
32:48at
32:48the basketball uh-huh the basketball for the Lakers who's your favorite player on the lake cube cube cube
32:55cube is good fuck he's good
33:05right well Greg Kamel is up first with Armando and Joel but before we begin I do have to give
33:10one of these
33:11health and safety warnings about the video that's coming up just look at the size of his arms they're
33:16massive okay here we go okay just a test
33:30oh oh whoa whoa whoa whoa oh very satisfying I might just do this all day I'm trying something else
33:44okay new strategy it's never happened to me before it's not usually a problem I have
33:57that has happened to you before yeah it just happened to me now twice in a row
34:05oh no take it off well I'm not wearing a t-shirt luckily okay this is so fun man
34:12oh that one I'm flapped oh oh oh oh oh
34:18Oh!
34:24Lovely launch.
34:28Yes! That's on the white. It's touching the white.
34:33I don't think it is.
34:34Stay there.
34:36OK.
34:38Is that on the white?
34:40That's not on the white, either.
34:43It's golden T-shirt.
34:44Golden T-shirt time.
34:46Ah, right.
34:46I'm going to try and catch this, haven't I?
34:48Yeah, being careful.
34:49Being careful, yeah.
34:50Yeah.
34:51This is nerve-racking.
34:53Best of luck.
34:54Don't need it, mate.
34:55Are you good at catching?
34:57Yeah, I've been catching T-shirts my whole life.
35:06OK.
35:08Bit of extra juice.
35:14Come on!
35:15Come on!
35:18Come on!
35:19Come on!
35:20Come on!
35:20Come on!
35:20Come on!
35:20Come on!
35:20I can't even remember what it does.
35:22Right.
35:25Good job.
35:29What does it do?
35:31Oh!
35:36Good job.
35:38Pleasure.
35:39Thanks for having me.
35:42Yeah.
35:42I've never dressed someone in a wet T-shirt before.
35:4515 T-shirts left.
35:50Oh!
35:51Interesting.
35:56No.
35:56No, no, no, no, no.
35:58Oh!
35:59It's so wet.
36:00Arms up.
36:01And two.
36:02Oh, it's quite cold.
36:03Best one?
36:03Yep.
36:05Doesn't say I have to be behind the line.
36:07There is no line.
36:14Right, I've got two minutes to put on as many T-shirts as possible.
36:16You have two minutes?
36:17No, you should all put them on!
36:19Here!
36:22One and a half minutes.
36:24OK, hurry up!
36:25Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
36:26Is this your first day putting on T-shirts?
36:28Come on, man.
36:28No.
36:30Why are you so bad at it?
36:32That's the end of the talk.
36:33The time's up.
36:35Do you think you built this for two T-shirts?
36:38It's all coming down now.
36:44Well, goodness me, have we ever had a contrast between men?
36:49Like we have here.
36:51The opening reaction to the T-shirt launch was like,
36:54Whoa!
36:56Whoa!
36:57And then we cut over here and it's like, oh, very satisfying.
36:59I'm a real photographer.
37:01Kamel, you were a real action hero for about 30 seconds.
37:05I went, this man's going to be deadly accurate.
37:09And then it was just a total collapse.
37:11Yeah, the T-shirt dribbled out of there a couple of times.
37:14Once you stop trusting yourself, there's nowhere to go.
37:18He's right.
37:21Right.
37:22Advert time.
37:23In the final part of the show,
37:25someone will feel the high of victory
37:26and then a couple of hours later,
37:28find themselves sitting at home between Mrs Clatterbottom
37:31and a Randy mannequin, and then, and only then,
37:34will the haunting introspection begin.
37:36LAUGHTER
37:46Hello!
37:47Welcome back to the final part of the show.
37:50The current task started, promisingly,
37:52in an incredible location with a T-shirt cannon,
37:56but then, on applauded Alex in a cheap nylon muscle T-shirt
37:59and any hint of cool instantly vanished.
38:03LAUGHTER
38:05It wasn't a T-shirt,
38:07and this iPad does actually play the videos,
38:09and you are definitely still six foot eight.
38:11There are only two people left to go.
38:14It is Amy and Joanna.
38:17This is fun.
38:18OK.
38:20Woooow!
38:21Oh!
38:22Oh!
38:23Oh!
38:24Oh, my good God!
38:26LAUGHTER
38:28Wow!
38:32Wow!
38:33Wow!
38:34Wow!
38:37Right.
38:39Well, that goes far, doesn't it?
38:42Can I take some of these T-shirts down there?
38:44Yeah, I can bring the thing down for you if you want.
38:45Oh, my God!
38:46Come on, let's go down.
38:47OK.
38:48I'm strong, remember.
38:49OK.
38:50LAUGHTER
38:59What am I doing with the gold one now?
39:01You're trying to catch it.
39:02If you catch it, your total at the end will be doubled.
39:05Are you good at catching?
39:07Yep.
39:08OK.
39:20Oh, my God!
39:21That was incredible!
39:22I have to say, I've let myself down earlier on, but I think I brought it back with that.
39:30Oh!
39:31Oh!
39:33All I've got to do is get something on the white, and then you've got to put the loads on.
39:37Mm-hmm.
39:38Right, I'm not going to think about it.
39:42Yes!
39:42Yes!
39:44Shall I start putting them on?
39:45Yeah, start getting them on.
39:46I think I'm just going to help you put on T-shirts.
39:48They're the what?
39:52Oh, you're like a big baby.
39:54I've never had a man in front of me put his clothes on this fast before ever.
40:02Yes!
40:03You've got to dunk that in the bucket, put it on me, and that's the end of the task.
40:06Oh, yes!
40:10There we go.
40:12It's like putting the condom on the sausage.
40:15Oh, my gosh, this is brilliant.
40:18That's me saying.
40:18You've run out?
40:20Yeah.
40:20Tosco.
40:21Brilliant.
40:22High five.
40:23Thank you!
40:25Yeah.
40:26Woo!
40:26Woo!
40:27Woo!
40:28Woo!
40:28Woo!
40:32Woo!
40:32Well, I guess the obvious first question is, have you put a condom on a sausage?
40:37Have you?
40:39Maybe once.
40:43They both managed to get a lot of T-shirts on me.
40:45They were running out at the time.
40:45You dunked one at the end because you wanted to put a wet one on me.
40:48Excuse me?
40:49Time was running out.
40:50So both women got 24 t-shirts.
40:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:55Wow, 24.
40:56Wow!
41:00But Joanna can have doubled the number of shirts she put on me.
41:02What does that do to the score?
41:03Well, it means Armando gets one point for his one t-shirt,
41:05Joel got six, so he gets two points.
41:08Kamel, 12, three points.
41:10Amy, twice as many, 24, four points.
41:13Joanna, twice as many again, 48 t-shirts and five points!
41:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:17There you go.
41:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:21Do you see a scoreboard, then?
41:22Sure, yes, and it does mean the women are on top.
41:25Joanna's at the top of the leaderboard with 17, then Amy on 16 points.
41:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:31All right, everyone, will you please make your way to the stage
41:35for the first final task of the show?
41:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:47Listen, Prince.
41:48I'm a little worm.
41:49Hello, Greg.
41:51Who will be reading the task for us?
41:52I think Joanna Page.
41:54Ah, Joanna Page.
41:55You ready?
41:57LAUGHTER
41:57Find four oranges.
42:00If you find an apple, you miss your next go.
42:04If you find a lemon, the order reverses.
42:07If you find a duck, you must greet the duck by name.
42:12If you find an orange, you can look under another cam.
42:17Fastest to find four oranges in one-turn wins.
42:21Who's starting, Alex?
42:23Amy's going to start.
42:23I've also got to say, only one person gets points here.
42:26Only the orange finder gets five points.
42:29LAUGHTER
42:29Ready?
42:31Ready.
42:31Amy, find the orange!
42:34Find the orange.
42:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:36Apple, that means...
42:37I miss my next go.
42:38You miss your next go.
42:39Amanda, you're up.
42:41APPLAUSE
42:41Apple, you miss your next go.
42:45Lemon, that means the order reverses.
42:46You miss a go, you miss a go, so it's Camel's turn.
42:48LAUGHTER
42:51GASPING
42:51GASPING
42:52Oh, hello, Dave.
43:00Oh.
43:01Hello, Dr. Cooper.
43:03LAUGHTER
43:04Yes.
43:07Hello, Dave.
43:09Ah, please.
43:13Come on.
43:14Come on.
43:17Ah!
43:19F*** you, Debbie.
43:22LAUGHTER
43:23Yes!
43:25Yes!
43:27Yes!
43:29Yes!
43:31Yes!
43:34Oh!
43:34Yes!
43:36Oh!
43:37Denise, you b***h!
43:39LAUGHTER
43:40There we go.
43:41Good feeling.
43:42Good vibes.
43:43Oh!
43:46Oh!
43:48Debbie, where are the f***ing oranges?
43:51LAUGHTER
43:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:09How are you, Dave?
44:12Dona!
44:12Dona!
44:14Dona!
44:16Dona!
44:17LAUGHTER
44:17He twiddles the moustache.
44:20Oh, I bet.
44:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:37Right, that.
44:38That was it!
44:39No, no, it was good.
44:40I love you, Dave.
44:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:44Oh, God!
44:45Oh, God!
44:46Right, that.
44:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:54It's one of these,
44:55and I can't remember which one!
44:57It was...
44:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:08Oh, my God!
45:10I feel very confident.
45:12Don't listen to them!
45:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:16Come on, Joanna.
45:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:21I've always thought you'd be the one, Joanna.
45:23I always thought Joanna would be the one.
45:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:27Right.
45:27Feels good, doesn't it?
45:28Yes!
45:29Yeah!
45:29Feels right.
45:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:33Joanna, this could be the greatest moment
45:36in Taskmaster history.
45:37Oh, my God.
45:39Oh, my God.
45:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:56You did it!
45:57Come down here.
45:58We'll let that back to the final score.
46:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:10Wow, wow, wow, wow.
46:15Well, only one person was able to snuffle out the four oranges,
46:18and that was, of course, Joanna Page.
46:19You get the full five points, Joanna.
46:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:24Yeah.
46:24Snuffle.
46:25Joanna.
46:27You've truly snuffled for Wales there, Joanna.
46:30You did.
46:30Which means a final league table.
46:32We have Armando and Joel joint third on 11 points,
46:36and I say that because Joanna's got twice as many points.
46:39She's won the episode with 22, boys!
46:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:42Joanna Page wins!
46:44Please pop up and train your property
46:46to keep folk off your property!
46:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:53So, what have we learnt today?
46:55Well, we've learnt that Taskmaster is the great leveller.
46:58If you take part, there is no hierarchy.
47:00There is no ego.
47:02It's just five humans being together.
47:06But also...
47:07Oh, my God, he's so famous!
47:10LAUGHTER
47:16We have begun!
47:17We'll see you soon for episode two, but for now,
47:19here is your winner for the night, Joanna Page!
47:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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