The Chaotic Brass Teapot is a fun-filled short drama combining fantasy, magic, mystery, and comedy. At a magical academy where nothing goes according to plan, an enchanted brass teapot unleashes unpredictable adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable friendships. Watch the Full Episode to enjoy an exciting fantasy drama series packed with magical surprises.
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00:00I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now.
00:13Listen to me, Mae. If we don't find $1,200 by tomorrow, we'll be living in a cardboard box.
00:18And knowing our luck, it won't even be an Amazon Prime box.
00:20I told you buying that fake Gucci bag was a bad investment.
00:26It's an investment piece, Mae. It projects wealth.
00:30Which is exactly what you didn't do when you bought this piece of junk.
00:33It was $3. It looked lonely.
00:37I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
00:43I gotta go make back that dollar.
00:52Ouch! Great! Now I have Tefanis!
00:55I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now
00:58so we could pay the damn rent.
01:09You kissed a dirty pot and made $50?
01:12Honey, I've kissed worse for a lot less. Let me try.
01:19Error. Your lip gloss contains cheap petroleum. Access denied.
01:23Did that thrift store trash can just fat-shamed my makeup?
01:26Chloe, we have a possessed teapot. It talks and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
01:40Brent!
01:42Open the door, you broke.
01:44I know you're in there!
01:47Oh yeah, Brenda, you're so much better than my wife.
01:49Her meal of taste like sadness.
01:55Look at him.
01:58Trust fun baby.
02:00If we could just pawn his watch,
02:01we'd eat sushi instead of...
02:04whatever the spongy substance is.
02:06Mae, use the pot.
02:08Make him leave us alone.
02:09Or better yet, make him our sugar daddy.
02:19No! The pot is evil!
02:21Every time it grants a wish, it ruins someone's lives!
02:23Teapot.
02:24Just kiss it and tell it to make Chase obey us.
02:27Do it, or I'll tell everyone you still sleep with a nightlight.
02:31I wish Chase would stop acting so high and mighty
02:33and just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:38See?
02:39The battery must be dead.
02:41Okay, folks.
02:43Brace yourselves.
02:43We're about to spill the chaotic truth.
02:52Just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:58My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
03:01Let me prove my devotion.
03:05And the real fun is just beginning.
03:10Make him stop!
03:11He's taking off his Rolex!
03:14Don't interrupt magic, Mae.
03:16Catch the watch!
03:17Ha ha ha ha, LL.
03:18What a bunch of cluteless humans.
03:19Enjoy your moment of shame.
03:41Just one normal wish.
03:43No stripping.
03:44No divorces.
03:45I just wish for a perfect score on my calculus final tomorrow.
03:48Please.
03:57It's made.
03:58Your final exam.
03:59The answers are mathematically flawless.
04:01A perfect score.
04:02Oh, thank God.
04:02I studied really hard.
04:03However, your proofs are highly inappropriate.
04:06For instance, question four.
04:07You didn't use the Taylor series.
04:09Instead, you wrote,
04:10Professor, your eyes are two infinite limits,
04:13and my love for you is a function that constantly approaches infinity.
04:18Oh, no.
04:19I got tricked by this teapot again.
04:25And question seven.
04:26Miss Mae, your eyes are two infinite limits is not a math equation.
04:43It's a new theory?
04:45I am a happily married man, Miss Mae.
04:48I don't know what kind of twisted game you are playing,
04:50but this is academic harassment.
04:58Correction to public record.
05:00Mae's heart does not belong to Professor Miller.
05:03Mae's heart solely belongs to the man in the Spongebob underwear.
05:09Repeating for clarity.
05:11The Spongebob underwear man.
05:19Mae, did you post a yell review for the local pharmacy saying,
05:24thanks for the discount on extra absorbent pads
05:27because my life is a bloody mess.
05:30What?
05:30No, I haven't touched my phone since Tuesday.
05:33You are welcome.
05:35I have successfully integrated into your local network
05:37to optimize your pathetic digital footprint.
05:39Also, I have subscribed you to a
05:41How to Flirt for Dummies daily newsletter.
05:43You are a teapot.
05:43You brew leaves.
05:44Stop hacking my life.
05:45Alert.
05:46Mae has been single for 730 days.
05:49What?
05:51Her serotonin levels are dangerously low.
05:53Should I order a robotic companion?
05:56Standard shipping is free.
05:57Listen here, you judgmental hunk of junk.
05:59We don't need a robotic boyfriend.
06:01Only if it pays rent, Tin Can.
06:03Otherwise, shut your spouse.
06:05Disrespect noted.
06:06Initiating financial retaliation.
06:08Financial retaliation?
06:10What are you going to do?
06:10Cancel my Netflix?
06:11We use Mae's mom's account anyway.
06:15My bank account!
06:17We only had $20 left.
06:19Where did it go?
06:19I have invested your remaining $20
06:21into a highly volatile meme cryptocurrency
06:23called Dogecoin Pro Max.
06:25Current value, $0.03.
06:27Have a nice day.
06:28What the fuck?
06:44I ran into Professor Miller today,
06:47and he practically ran away from me.
06:48I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
06:51Embarrassment energy absorbed.
06:53Battery level 1%.
06:55So you being pathetic is literally its power source?
06:57We have to pay $12 for rent tomorrow.
06:59We just need to publicly humiliate you
07:01to fully charge it,
07:02and then we make a massive whip.
07:04Come on, it's not even that bad.
07:06Just do a little silly dance right here,
07:08in the open.
07:09Nothing crazy,
07:10just some goofy moves
07:10to crank up the embarrassment.
07:12A dance out in public?
07:13Are you insane?
07:14Everyone will stare and laugh at me.
07:16That's exactly what we need.
07:17The more awkward and cringy your dance is,
07:19the faster this teapot charges.
07:21Think about the rent, Mae.
07:23One tiny humiliating dance,
07:25and all our money problems disappear.
07:30No, absolutely not.
07:31I am already the campus joke.
07:41I am not singing W.O.P. at the poetry slam.
07:44These people are crying over Robert Forrest.
07:48Rent is $1,200, Mae.
07:50Grab the mic and shake it,
07:50or we are sleeping on the street.
07:54Yeah, you messing with some.
07:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you with some.
08:00Yeah, you with some.
08:02Give me everything you got for this.
08:17Fine, whatever.
08:18I'm throwing all my dignity out the window.
08:20Let's just get this over with.
08:22Sing this dumb song,
08:23wrap up this cringy mess,
08:24and never speak of this humiliating disaster ever again.
08:31Um, um...
08:32Stop this!
08:33Don't think you can attract my attention with this cheap trick!
08:38Battery 100% charged.
08:40Ready to ruin more lives.
08:59Uh, hello?
09:00What even is this vibe?
09:02What even is this vibe?
09:12What?
09:13Can't understand it?
09:14I pulled my family's school board privileges
09:16and had this run-down corridor sealed off.
09:18From now on,
09:19this place is only for me and my friends.
09:21Reserved for tasting premium truffle pasta.
09:24People like you who are down and out
09:25don't even deserve to set foot in here.
09:28Look at him.
09:29He bought the entire pasta station just to watch us starve.
09:31I say we throw the teapot at his perfectly galled head.
09:34Are you crazy?
09:35If it gets mad,
09:36it might turn all the pasta into live snakes.
09:38Well, well.
09:39If it isn't the charity cases.
09:41Enjoying the view of a balanced, non-subsidized meal?
09:43Enjoying your daddy's money, Chase?
09:45Careful.
09:45Too much truffle makes you impotent.
09:52What is this?
09:53Where's my Wellington?
09:54Who authorized this vegan nightmare?
09:57Swipe it.
09:58Buy the whole kitchen.
09:59Declined.
10:00Balance.
10:01Zero.
10:02Your meal plan has been permanently converted
10:04to the detox kale cleanest.
10:06Enjoy your leafy prison.
10:11You think you can outsmart my trust fund?
10:14Trust fund detected.
10:16Intelligence.
10:17Not found.
10:24This is like a salad for a giant.
10:27This is like a joke.
10:31Oh.
10:33At least this dish is free.
10:47This teapot, it talks,
10:48and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
10:50I am a happily married man.
10:51And just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
10:54My queen,
10:55your presence makes my heart pant.
10:56Let me prove my devotion.
11:01Babe,
11:02I've got another new way to make money.
11:04We could...
11:05I have something to attend to.
11:07I'll be back soon,
11:07and we'll discuss this idea.
11:09Zero patience,
11:10zero listening skills,
11:12only full speed escape mode.
11:14I need it to navigate for me.
11:23Doctor,
11:23I can't sleep.
11:24My appliance judges my romantic life,
11:26and my roommate is trying to monetize my trauma.
11:28I feel like I'm losing my mind.
11:31May,
11:32we often project our internal chaos
11:34onto inanimate objects.
11:36Tell me about this...
11:37appliance.
11:38Doctor,
11:39the human mind is a fragile algorithm.
11:41May's serotonin levels are depleted
11:43due to socioeconomic anxiety
11:45and a severe lack of physical touch.
11:47I am merely a mirror
11:48reflecting her existential dread.
11:52Fascinating!
11:53It uses sarcasm to deflect human trauma.
11:55Are you looking for seed funding?
11:57No, I'm looking for anti-depressions.
11:58This is revolutionary.
12:00A tangible hardware interface
12:01with an aggressive, empathetic L.E.M.G.
12:03It's a disruptive technology.
12:05It's a paradigm shift.
12:05The ultimate Silicon Valley disrupt.
12:07This is the future of mental health.
12:10No, you don't understand.
12:11It's actually magic,
12:12and it hates me.
12:13We launch in beta next month.
12:20Call your lawyer.
12:28What?
12:29No way.
12:30Is this really $10,000?
12:32Did we just hit random free money
12:33out of nowhere?
12:34Some lunatic doctor
12:35won't stop rambling
12:36about fundraising and deals.
12:37All he really wants
12:38is our weird AI top it.
12:40Oh!
12:42$10,000 ready to pay a year's rent
12:45and buy those red-soled heels
12:46I've been eyeing all year.
12:49Hard times are finally over.
12:51We're getting out of this
12:52rat-incested hellhole
12:53and moving into a place
12:54with a private bathroom.
12:55I just hope the bank
12:56accepts a check written
12:57to do the sarcastic pot LLC.
13:08See?
13:21Face!
13:22Chloe!
13:23Oh, we need a gold scratching pod!
13:24Why does an AI
13:26need a gold scratching pod?
13:27To sharpen my algorithms, she can withems.
13:34I'm gonna melt this down and sell it to a pawn shop!
13:43Whoa, hold up! Look on the bright side! It's a gold cat tower!
13:46Even if it's fake gold, it's still fancy!
13:48Gold-plated my ass! I'll melt this overhyped magic teapot into Scrappin'!
13:57It just went crashing down!
14:00I swear I'm gonna melt this petty evil golden teapot down to scrap metal!
14:05Calculated structural integrity failed.
14:08Current debt status severe. Have a nice day.
14:15Can you believe this? We had a $10,000 check and this thing turned it into a giant golden catmater.
14:23And don't even get me started! It crashed right through our rental apartment floor!
14:29Now we're stuck paying for the damages!
14:31Why me? Why do I always end up being the one dragged into your disaster mess?
14:35Look at this headscarf! It reeks of curry! I look like a runaway gypsy fortune teller who got lost on
14:39campus!
14:40Shut it right now, you useless, limbless little kettle!
14:42Hey, we gotta pay the rent and the floor repair bill!
14:44You and this chaotic teapot are officially open for fortune-telling business right here by the fountain!
14:48Relax, I'm great at reading fortunes. With that curry scented headstuff, you've got the full mysterious vibe down perfectly.
14:54Mysterious? I look like I just wandered out of a street food market!
14:57If anyone I know sees me, I'm never showing my face on campus again!
15:00Quit complaining! Fortune teller! $5 a reading!
15:03Come one, come all! Discover your future, expose your past!
15:07Only 50 bucks a question! Cheaper than therapy, more accurate than a pregnancy test?
15:13Will my boyfriend marry me? Just this once, do it properly.
15:20Okay, okay. He is currently marrying your sister in Vegas.
15:31Where are you now?
15:33Will I be able to graduate smoothly? Your thesis advisor is stealing your data!
15:38Uh-oh!
15:40How to treat my girlfriend's allergic proposition.
15:42You are not allergic to gluten, you are just pretentious.
15:45What's wrong with you? Why are you acting so weird?
15:51Next.
15:53Come on, spill my love fortune! Am I gonna meet my Mr. Right soon?
15:56Yeah, tell us the tea! Don't hold anything back!
15:59Alright, don't say I didn't warn you. Your boyfriend is hitting it off super well with your best friend right
16:05here.
16:06It's not what you think! This teapot must have glitched out!
16:09Fight all you want! Every word I said is the absolute truth!
16:11Want me to dig up even more details for you two?
16:13You bitch! You pure green tea bitch!
16:22Hey! You two! You're running an illegal gambling defamation ring! Stop right there!
16:28Run, May!
16:37Make us invisible!
16:39Wait, wait!
16:46Hello?
16:55May, when I turn back, I'm going to stuff you in a toilet and flush you away!
17:09My back. I swear it's about to snap in half.
17:12This is all your fault! If you hadn't randomly kissed that teapot, we wouldn't have been stuck as statues for
17:17three whole hours!
17:18As soon as I can move again, you're stuck cleaning the toilets!
17:28Well, well. Aren't these our famous campus fortune tellers? What's up? Just unfrozen from being statues, hiding here to catch
17:35a break?
17:37We barely escaped being human statues for three hours, and now we're stuck facing a fancy silver rival teapop?
17:43Our lives are officially one chaotic disaster after another.
17:49What are you even doing carrying a fancy French press around?
17:52I told you I'd find better technology. Say hello to Bartholomew, made of sterling silver, programmed in Oxford.
17:58Ah, a peasant pot. I smell rust and desperation.
18:02At least I don't spit out bitter, overpriced bean water, you British snob!
18:07Predictable response from a lower class receptacle. Have you considered recycling yourself into a hubcap?
18:12I calculate a 99% probability that your filter is clogged with your own bloated eg-
18:24Get him, Earl! Melt his silver ass!
18:31Expel armum!
18:32Stupid!
19:07May? Chase?
19:10Ah!
19:11Whoa!
19:12Whoa!
19:22This is all your fault. If you hadn't used that stupid French press to target my teapot, we wouldn't be
19:27stuck here, and the power wouldn't have gone out.
19:29Don't put all the blame on me. You're the one who started this with that weird teapot. I was just
19:32trying to fix things.
19:48Hey! Open up! Open up!
19:52Great. Just great. I am trapped in a metal box that smells like student loans and despair.
19:57Oh, I'm sorry. Your excessive wealth is chafing you. Try wearing a bra bought on clearance at Target. That's real
20:02suffocation.
20:03Do you know how much this cashmere sweater costs? It doesn't breathe!
20:15Did I say too much?
20:22You know, no one's ever said that to me. They just see the money, the suits, not this.
20:28I get it. It's like being stuck in a box, right? You can't even choose what you wear, let alone
20:34what you want.
20:35I keep this in case I panic. My mom gave it to me before she left. She said sweet things
20:41can make hard days easier.
20:42My grandma used to be in this too. She said it would make hard days lighter. I still keep one
20:45in my pocket even now.
20:46I just, my whole life is mapped out by my father's board. What to study, who to meet, even what
20:50to wear. Every choice is made for me.
20:53That French press was supposed to be mine, the one thing I could control.
20:56And my whole life is basically a series of panic attacks interrupted by a possessed teapot.
21:00I work two jobs to pay rent, skip meals to buy textbooks, and just when I think things might get
21:03better, that stupid pot messes everything up.
21:05We're both just trying to survive.
21:07You know, without that psychotic pot, you're almost tolerable.
21:10And without your trust fund, you're just a guy scared of the dark.
21:24Record. Abnormal hormone secretion. Preparing to execute punishment protocol.
21:32Whoa, easy there. Carrying that many old books, you're gonna break your back.
21:35Remind me never to let you borrow my textbooks.
21:37Relax, I've carried heavier than this at my bookstore job. Unlike you, I'm not afraid of a little work.
21:43Oh my god, look at these two. Eyes on each other like nobody's business. Someone's definitely smitten.
21:48Speaking of work, how's the bookstore shift lately? Still skip meals to finish your assignments?
21:53Not anymore. I've figured out how to balance work and school. Thanks for asking.
22:07Hey lovebirds, your jealous little teapot is throwing a fit. Maybe you two should sneak a chat later before it
22:12blows up the whole campus.
22:15Aw, how cute. Even a jealous teapot can't stop true love. Can't wait to teapot May about this later.
22:20I'm so sorry about this. It's like a jealous toddler.
22:23It's okay. I'm used to its nonsense. I gotta go before it causes more trouble.
22:29Yeah, sure. Text me if it acts off again. I'll bring the French press to distract it.
22:33Will do. See you later.
22:35Let's go girl. Love can't fill your stomach.
22:43I mean, on a veggie go.
22:46Hey May, I noticed you looked slightly less exhausted today.
22:51Brought you a flat white.
23:00What is wrong with your appliances?
23:03I don't know. It's been doing this all morning. Every time I look at a guy, it plays farm animal
23:07noises.
23:13I think your AI has a crush on you.
23:18It's a kitchen appliance, Chloe.
23:20Hey, I dated a guy who was legally considered a vegetable peeler.
23:25Love is blind. May.
23:40Stand back, May. I'm going to crack this braz piñata open.
23:44You can't hit it! What if it's dead?
23:59Is that you in a corset?
24:01Girl, vintage does not suit your waistline.
24:07Why am I holding a fat orange cat?
24:24Hey! You should have bought a cat back then, May!
24:30There's no other way. I only have this teapot.
24:52May!
24:52Get yourself and Chloe to the Royal Hotel conference room in an hour.
24:56I've arranged a road show for the AI teapot emotional system with Silicon Valley investors.
25:00You two are required to be there. No exceptions.
25:02We have to go to the Royal Hotel conference room in an hour.
25:05There's a road show for the AI companion system with Silicon Valley investors.
25:08We're required to be there.
25:09Are you kidding me?
25:11This thing is completely short-silled and he wants us to do a road show for an AI teapot?
25:15He's out of his mind!
25:23Hey, look at how you two hung that poster. Fix it immediately!
25:26Bring the teapot here immediately. The investment session is starting and the investors will be here any second.
25:30What do you mean the teapot isn't speaking?
25:31Listen, this is a $5 million deal. I don't care how you do it. Just get that teapot ready to
25:35go.
25:39What do you mean it's not feeling talkative? This is a $5 million pitch. Just tell them it uses blockchain.
25:44I'll tell them it uses unicorn tears if they write a check.
25:50Uh, hi. Welcome to the future of emotional processing. This device learns your trauma.
25:57Cut the jargon. We want a live demo. Make it insult us.
26:01Please, insult his vest. Call him a corporate parasite. Just do something.
26:06You think I don't know what you're after? Well, I'm simply not doing it.
26:15What's the problem?
26:21I'm not doing it.
26:26I'm not doing it.
26:26Is... Is the aggressive LMBM mimicking a domestic feline to disarm the user? Brilliant.
26:35I'm connecting them, you should.
26:45Old, old Lang Syne in the Murray Bay
26:49When the Mandora Gold's on the D
26:53Make them stop!
26:55Magic doesn't have a volume button!
27:07It's a commentary on the absurdity of modern tech improbable ability!
27:13It's, it's performance art!
27:15Forget five million, we are adding an extra million for this avant-garde vision!
27:36We are willing to sign this high-value investment contract, and the funds could be placed at any time.
27:46But, before the official payment is made, there is one pre-wesited that must be met.
27:51Hand over the complete source code of that mysterious teacop in full authority.
27:57Without it, all investments will be voided immediately.
28:13Look, I've hacked into the Pentagon's Wi-Fi to download anime before, but this hardware is bizarre.
28:19It doesn't use Python or C.
28:20Is it some kind of alien tech? Or quantum computing?
28:25No!
28:26This code is just repeating the word meow ten million times.
28:31You're gonna get what's coming to you!
28:32It wasn't me! I didn't do anything!
28:36Then add some zeros and make it look expensive!
28:40Nobody in Silicon Valley actually reads code anyway, they just like looking at long, complicated strings of letters.
29:09Why did my five million dollars turn into ten cans of tuna a day?!
29:26Oh my god! All the bad luck just piled up at once!
29:35Mmm!
29:37Mmm!
29:42Mmm!
29:47Mmm!
29:47Mmm!
29:49Mmm!
29:49Mmm!
29:50Mmm!
29:50Mmm!
29:50It's all because of this lousy teapot conjuring up those canned tuna!
29:54Left untouched, they went bad straight away, and the weird stench just won't fade away.
30:12Oh no, there's a cockroach! What do we do?
30:16Besides, this apartment was already pretty unhygienic to begin with, and now it's such a mess you can barely set
30:20foot inside.
30:21The school pest control team even noticed it.
30:24They showed up unannounced for the sake of our health and safety, and sprayed the entire apartment thoroughly to get
30:29rid of the pests!
30:39Are you two finally fumigating yourselves?
30:42I can lend you a hotel room if you promise not to touch the minibar.
30:44The teapot is still inside! What if the chemicals melt its hard driver?
30:48Sigh.
30:50Sigh.
31:00Sigh.
31:02Okay, they're pretty, but they still have six legs and sleep in my cereal!
31:06Sneezes system error!
31:08Welcome to Studio 54!
31:11Thank you!
31:25Did you see that?
31:28Sigh.
31:31Sigh.
31:33Sigh.
31:35Sigh.
31:36Sigh.
31:40He is so handsome.
31:43What does he see in you?
31:44Well, Auntie, Chase really appreciates my inner beauty and my academic dedication.
31:51Right, honey?
31:52Right.
31:53Who's come to the house?
31:56Who on earth are you?
31:58Look at the state you're in!
32:00All right.
32:01Then I...
32:05All right, then.
32:06I'll head out to buy some things to treat you.
32:12In that case, I ask you.
32:16What academic achievements has May attained?
32:27In fact, she sleeps with her mouth open and owes $20,000.
32:34Aha! I knew it! And owes $20,000!
32:38Somebody save me. Make her stop talking.
32:41You are a fraud!
33:04What's wrong with this one?
33:07I still have that silver teapal at home.
33:10Don't worry. I'll go back and ask about it.
33:14Is the family gathering going well?
33:24What's going on? What's wrong here?
33:32What's wrong here?
33:42It was $3.
33:44It looked lonely.
33:46I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
33:50Talk to me!
33:52Call me broke!
33:53Call me pathetic!
33:54Just say something!
33:56Tell me I'll never pay off my loans!
33:59Tell me Chase only kissed me for show!
34:01Just turn on the blue light!
34:03Wait!
34:11Battery at 1%.
34:13Battery.
34:16I just wanted...
34:18some head scratches.
34:32No matter what happens, I will definitely save you.
34:36Good news! There is an antique dealer who is said to be able to repair anything!
34:51This place is absolutely magical!
35:07Young ladies, what can I do for you?
35:12It's a really long story.
35:17Please, save it.
35:22You fools, this is not a toy.
35:25It's a vessel holding a spirit that crossed a century to find its anchor.
35:29And what did you do? You drained it for rent money.
35:32It needed love, not capitalism.
35:34Excuse me, capitalism is what keeps a roof over this magic trash can.
35:38If it didn't pay rent, we'd be tossing it into the East Kailu!
35:53If you don't find its obsession before tonight, the soul inside will dissipate forever.
35:58No one knows if its obsession is endless bills it can never pay off, or an unsolved mystery left behind
36:02100 years ago.
36:03You all must find the answer before sunset.
36:09We only have less than five hours left. This is crazy! How can an embarrassment wake up a spirit?
36:14It worked before! The more embarrassing, the more power it gives! Now shut up and run!
36:19Please, teapot! Hold on a little longer! We'll save you!
36:29All right, rich boy. Your time to shine. Do the magic mic routine.
36:33Are you insane?! I am not doing the strip cane again! My father's lawyers are still scrubbing the last video
36:38from TikTok!
36:39Take off the pants, rich boy, or the pot dies!
36:42Do you want its metallic blood on your perfectly manicured hands?
36:55It's not working! My turn!
36:59My, my, my home!
37:07Why isn't it working? We've done everything! We've lost all our dignity!
37:12It's fading. Its light is fading. We're going to lose it.
37:35It appears the lower-class receptile has run out of steam. I have calculated the energy transfer matrix.
37:40Take my core. Tell the pot its jokes were mildly amazing.
37:43Bartholomew, no! You'll lose your sentinence! You'll just be a coffee maker!
37:47A sterling silver coffee maker, sir. Maintain your standards.
37:58You're a good appliance, buddy.
38:06Warning. Incompatible energy core. Backup power online. Communication window. Five minutes.
38:21The VC firm wants to run a hardware diagnostic right now! Grab the asset!
38:25Whoa!
38:34Nobody has my multi-million dollar retirement plan! Get in the trust fund mobile, Chase!
38:38What? We're doing a heist! The clinic! Now move!
38:49Are you crazy? We are stealing tech property!
38:52We can go to federal prison.
38:55No, we are rescuing a 100-year-old cat. It's animal welfare.
38:59If Penta asks, I'm a hero.
39:01Do not unforgiving it!
39:17I need to have armas.
39:22Anything can leave my mind in the trust fund yakni means you definitely have that success.
39:28What should I do?
39:45why did you put me through all this chaos you made me a joke you ruined my life
39:53you're alive why
40:07go and call an ambulance okay
40:14hey teapot
40:18okay i'll go find it right away don't worry
40:21you'll see it when you wake up
40:37teapot
41:06it's
41:16you sorry i didn't find a teapot may are you okay all is well
41:35you're so fat
41:47is the teapot here it's worth a lot
41:52no doctor it can walk now now where is our word check
42:02gentlemen what you see on this table is not a biological organism it is the feline 3000
42:08a fully integrated holographic hardware that simulates the arrogant dismissal nature of a real cat
42:21it sheds real hair the haptic feedback is incredible
42:30the simulation of animal dester is a breakthrough in immersive user experience
42:36yes yes we spent millions developing the organic shedding algorithm
42:48yes and the lidox feature is hyper realistic it teaches users responsibility through otobactory punishment
43:13so no magic ruining the date tonight
43:19no teapots turning my steak into kale no sudden uncontrollable urges to bark
43:23nope just my natural social awkwardness
43:28i'm currently trying to figure out which of these four forks is for the salad
43:31and sweating through my silk dress
43:33who's the biggest one
43:35and if anyone looks at you funny i'll buy the restaurant and fire them
43:57so how's the lobster
43:59i heard this seaside restaurant seafood is the best in the city
44:01it's amazing thank you i've never had a meal with such a beautiful view before
44:06you deserve it by the way chloe's gone crazy shopping she's bought almost half the mall
44:12oh god that's so chloe i told her not to splurge but she never listens
44:17let her have fun she struggled with rent long enough
44:20after dinner i'll take you to my estate to wait for her
44:24your estate isn't that too fancy
44:26just a garden i want you to see it
44:40sorry i'm late
44:42minor bags shoes even a diamond necklace
44:45this bonus is the best thing ever
44:47chloe you bought enough stuff to last a lifetime
44:50so what we're rich now no more rent no more discounted cereal
44:55we can buy a big house with a garden
44:59we can afford a house like this easily with the bonus
45:02it's beautiful but too quiet
45:04i miss our small apartment
45:05it's cramped but lively
45:07are you kidding
45:07this is luxury
45:09why miss that shabby apartment
45:10it's real
45:11this sudden wealth is missing something
45:13fine whatever
45:14let's go back
45:15i have a surprise
45:21tada a pure gold toilet isn't it amazing
45:25a gold toilet for our small apartment
45:28of course we're rich we deserve the best
45:31oh no what happened
45:34i told you it's too heavy
45:35you're in trouble
45:42what's going on
45:43a gold toilet
45:44it broke the floor and sewer
45:46you have to pay for repairs
45:48relax
45:48we're going to be rich
45:50we can afford it
45:54then let's buy this small apartment
45:58buy this apartment
45:59what about our big house and garden
46:22may chloe
46:23what's wrong with you two
46:25the smell of this cat's waist is terrible
46:28it's drifting to the hallway
46:29oh come on we clean the litter box every day
46:32it's not that bad
46:33i'm sorry auntie
46:35we'll clean it more frequently later
46:37it's not just the smell
46:38i'm allergic to cat hair
46:40every time i pass your door
46:42i sneeze non-stop
46:43you two
46:48oh
46:51what a lovely little guy
46:53i can't be mad at you
46:55wait let me help you clean up
46:57this cat hair and litter box are not good for the cat
47:00auntie you don't have to
47:01it's okay i'm free anyway
47:02this little guy is so cute
47:04i can't hair to see him live in a messy place
47:11wait did that cat just spit out a gold coin
47:14it's the magic from the teapot
47:16even if it can't talk
47:17it can still bring us good luck
47:19when it's happy and well treated
47:22this place feels more like a home
47:23don't you think
47:24we even have such a kind housekeeper mom
47:27you little girl
47:28you know how to talk
47:29then do we only have this hard shabby sofa left now
47:34your new sofa is right here
47:37i have a good idea
47:54chloe what's your good idea
47:55you've been grinning for ten minutes
47:57i'm also curious
47:58it must be interestress
48:00i have a good idea
48:01we'll turn this apartment into a cat mansion
48:03and take in all the stray cats on the street
48:05i can come every day to help take care of the cats
48:07i've fallen in love with these little guys
48:10i love it too
48:11these stray cats deserve a warm home
48:13and this apartment is perfect
48:14now let's get started
48:15we'll use the gold coins earl's pinced out to renovate
48:18keep whiter sample and plain
48:19and make the inside warm exquisite
48:21this is Oslip Stark with from their chloe
48:23the isa and teal on my stitches
48:38what's wrong
48:38are you worried about the smell
48:40a little
48:40the cats are cute
48:42but the smell is a bit annoying
48:43we need something to neutralize it
48:45i already have a plan
48:47let's expand a small candy house next to the living room
48:49full of flowers and candies
48:51it will not only neutralize the smell
48:53but also be a healing corner for us
49:01just like when we first met
49:03at that time we were trapped in the elevator
49:05and life was full of embarrassment and quitterner
49:07you handed me this tongal
49:08and told me that when life cooed
49:10you cheated grandma taught you
49:11turns out that all you do for chan
49:12jean in the elevator
49:13and started us feeling our scene to each other
49:15and seeing chushan
49:16okay you two stop being mushy
49:18the cats are hungry
49:19and the candies are going to be eaten by the cats
49:21if you don't put them away
49:23you kids
49:24you're all so warm
49:26this place is not just a cat mansion
49:28but a real home for all of unchin
49:31we used to chase big houses and big gardens
49:35thinking that was happiness
49:37but in the end
49:38we found that happiness is not about how much money we have
49:42but about having people we love
49:44little guys who depend on us
49:47and a warm corner that belongs to us
49:49this is the secret of earl
49:51and also the secret of happiness
49:53this is the secret of happiness
49:54değerl
49:54you
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