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00:00:06Is that Alex? Dang! No wonder he's the top most bangable enlist in three years running. He's so fine.
00:00:15Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, isn't it?
00:00:18Today's the student president election? No chance anyone's beating him.
00:00:23So, who's this new guy I'm up against? Any dirt?
00:00:27Xavier, scholarship kid, geeky. Still fit though. Number two on the bangable list, so right behind you. Bit of a
00:00:36loner?
00:00:37Never heard of him.
00:00:38I told you, don't come home without the cash.
00:00:44Hey, this is St. Mountain High, not a freaking pub.
00:00:51Fine, but you won't outrun this.
00:00:55You okay?
00:01:02Yeah, I'm fine.
00:01:06Not even a thank you?
00:01:08At least tell me your name.
00:01:11It's not important.
00:01:12I'll never look away.
00:01:18That is Xavier Miller.
00:01:21Alright, Xavier.
00:01:23I'll see you at the debate.
00:01:31Alright, let's begin.
00:01:32The football kit budget was inflated two hundred and thirty percent.
00:01:37Money that could have paid for students transport who were working late.
00:01:44Are you accusing my father of corruption?
00:01:46Just stating the facts?
00:01:48Uh, we're gonna take a quick five minute recess.
00:01:54Here's another fact, genius.
00:01:56That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
00:02:00So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
00:02:05KATE WHISTLE
00:02:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:02:12I need you.
00:02:16Like, what?
00:02:17This is still the blue.
00:02:22I hope I'm not saying this to you soon
00:02:27But I'll do all I meant to do
00:02:33When I come back next to you
00:02:49What the actual fuck
00:02:55That was unexpected
00:02:58Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:03:01I thought he gave the gays
00:03:03Hey, you good?
00:03:06I want everything on him
00:03:08And I mean everything
00:03:11Yeah
00:03:23I just sold the damn house
00:03:29What?
00:03:31You had no right
00:03:32That's all mom left us
00:03:34Where will we live now?
00:03:35You want to see your old man
00:03:36Get beaten to death
00:03:38By lung sharks
00:03:41I need the money
00:03:44How about quitting the booze and gambling
00:03:46Instead of wrecking our lives
00:03:57Eight o'clock tonight's school cafe
00:04:00Got a proposal that could fix your money issues
00:04:25Whatever this is, make it quick
00:04:26I want you to be my boyfriend
00:04:32Whatever this is, make it quick
00:04:32I can drink it
00:04:34I can drink it
00:04:42What?
00:04:44What?
00:04:44Are you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:04:48A contract?
00:04:50A contract?
00:04:54Real romantic, Watson.
00:04:56Call it a mutually beneficial arrangement.
00:05:01You see, you clearly need money.
00:05:04And I need to fix my reputation.
00:05:08And well, dating the School of Scholarship Golden Boy is exactly the image boost I need right now.
00:05:13You investigated me?
00:05:15It's more like damage control.
00:05:17You see, you made me look like a fool in front of the entire school, so now you gotta fix
00:05:23it.
00:05:23If it weren't for the homophobia rumors, tanking your poll numbers, would you still want to date a guy?
00:05:31Hell no. No, no, no. You see, this is just business.
00:05:39Duration?
00:05:40Until the election's over.
00:05:52Keep it professional, Watson.
00:05:54Don't get any ideas.
00:06:00Don't you worry.
00:06:02Feelings aren't on the menu.
00:06:22Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:06:28Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:06:34No one's watching us. You can drop the act now.
00:06:37You should probably tell your heart rate that.
00:06:39Jumping like crazy in there.
00:06:41Whatever. I'm leaving.
00:06:42Hey, did I say you could leave?
00:06:46We have a frat party to hit.
00:06:48It's time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple.
00:06:58Is this part of the PR stem, too?
00:07:01Obviously, one accidental kiss is not going to sell this relationship.
00:07:04How is it?
00:07:05Let's make it believable.
00:07:06Hey, look out!
00:07:07It's our star quarterback and his cute, nerdy boyfriend!
00:07:13Watson, you're late. You know what that means, right?
00:07:15Penalty round.
00:07:18Let's go!
00:07:20Alright, boys. Rules are simple.
00:07:22Ice Cube goes mouth to mouth.
00:07:24No hands allowed. No dropping.
00:07:32Do we really have to do this?
00:07:34Are you scared?
00:07:42Technically, this is not sanitary.
00:08:04And it ain't too hard to notice.
00:08:07And it ain't too hard to notice.
00:08:15AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
00:08:18Yo, what?
00:08:19That wasn't passing.
00:08:21That was straight up cheating.
00:08:25Look at Xavier!
00:08:27He's turning into a tomato.
00:08:31What the hell is wrong with you?
00:08:33We need people to buy this, right?
00:08:41What's that?
00:08:43Extra credit homework?
00:08:45Our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples chemistry.
00:08:48Voters aren't convinced.
00:08:52Well...
00:08:53Pro tip, genius.
00:08:55Kissing with your eyes open is a dead giveaway.
00:09:09You just ruined our chemistry reference.
00:09:12Voters want sparks, not stats.
00:09:15And, uh, Mark set up that whole livestream thing,
00:09:18so I think it's time to show the world just how in love we are.
00:09:21You didn't think to ask me first?
00:09:25Contract clearly states you do what I say.
00:09:29Oh, why don't you guys get a load of this?
00:09:31A robot boyfriend here is glitching again.
00:09:34What?
00:09:37Hey, it's got you so worked up, huh?
00:09:42You need a shower?
00:09:44Fine.
00:09:46You're joining me.
00:09:47And Mark's gonna livestream the whole thing.
00:09:50It's time to showcase those acting chops.
00:10:08Do you mind grabbing me a towel?
00:10:10You didn't think to get one before the strip show?
00:10:13Well, I could walk out naked if you'd like.
00:10:26What?
00:10:27Why so shy all of a sudden?
00:10:29You can have a quick look if you want.
00:10:31Maybe, uh, a little touch?
00:10:36I'm not gonna stop you.
00:10:58By popular demand, you ask, and we answer.
00:11:01Question number one.
00:11:02What was your first impression of each other?
00:11:05He's loud.
00:11:06Seriously?
00:11:07Well, my first impression of him was,
00:11:10Who is this mysterious nerd calling me out in front of everybody?
00:11:15It was harsh, I gotta admit, but boy was it cute.
00:11:19Still loud.
00:11:22Question number two.
00:11:23What's your favorite thing about each other?
00:11:26Um, I don't know.
00:11:28Sense of responsibility, maybe.
00:11:31Thanks.
00:11:32Well, my favorite thing about him will have to be his fingers.
00:11:36Excuse me?
00:11:38Long, elegant, very skillful.
00:11:42Alright, next question.
00:11:44Next question is, who is your most unforgettable kiss?
00:12:07Guys, major problem.
00:12:09Someone leaked the contract?
00:12:10Everyone knows you're faking right now.
00:12:16Oh, my God.
00:12:17Did y'all see this?
00:12:18That's having a freaking contract?
00:12:20Yes.
00:12:21I thought they were goals.
00:12:22What a scam.
00:12:27The final debate is in three days.
00:12:30If we don't turn this around fast, you're finished.
00:12:32And I know, Mark.
00:12:33I already got people tracing the hack.
00:12:35Whoever fucking leaked this file is a dead man.
00:12:38Oh, God.
00:12:41Okay, so.
00:12:42What are our options, huh?
00:12:44Everyone's seen the contract by now.
00:12:46There's no denying it.
00:12:50Unless...
00:12:51Unless...
00:12:52What?
00:12:58Unless we make it real.
00:13:05Unless we make it real.
00:13:08Xavier, I...
00:13:10I don't care if the contract was fake.
00:13:12All I know is at some point it stopped being pretend to me.
00:13:15I couldn't stand you at first.
00:13:18Typical quarterback.
00:13:20Arrogant.
00:13:20Fully yourself.
00:13:22But then I saw you after practice.
00:13:25Pushing yourself harder than everyone else.
00:13:27And I noticed how you always take the fall for your teammates.
00:13:30And the way you'd look at me in class.
00:13:33Xavier, I...
00:13:35Do you honestly think I've been faking this the whole time?
00:13:52The hacker broke into your laptop.
00:13:54The whole school is watching this feed right now.
00:14:05I've been drinking this so, I doubt it quite yet.
00:14:08But I can't wait for it anymore.
00:14:10Oh, dude!
00:14:12I can't wait for this.
00:14:20I'm gonna wait for my kids.
00:14:25There's no idea how to come back.
00:14:26could fake this. And yeah, maybe it started as a deal, but now everything I said was true.
00:14:42Cut!
00:14:46That was perfect. At least the votes won't go down now. I've done my bit.
00:14:54Hey. Thank you. Just doing what we agreed. But seeing you hurt was never part of the deal.
00:15:10I owe you, Xavier. And listen, um, whatever happens with the election, I just-
00:15:16It's nothing. Just stick into the script, right?
00:15:21You sure that's all it is? You sure there's no hidden feelings creeping up?
00:15:27God, you never stop, do you? Dead end on the hacker. Whoever it was was bouncing off multiple VPNs.
00:15:36Great. So you're dealing with the pro. Listen, everybody is going to be watching your every move.
00:15:42Okay? Every look, every moment has to be authentic. We got this, right?
00:15:55Oh, shit. I left my football gear at home. My school paper shoots tomorrow.
00:16:02Wanna come with?
00:16:04Sure. Because I've got nothing else to do. Come on.
00:16:13Okay. Something is definitely going on between those two.
00:16:25Whoa. This is your average family home?
00:16:29It's my father's place. Not mine.
00:16:31Meaning?
00:16:33Meaning I have an older half-brother and a dad who's super big on competition, so if I want any
00:16:39part of this family fortune, then I have to beat him.
00:16:45Well, winning that election, it's the first step.
00:16:50Keep your family drama to yourself. I'm not your therapist.
00:16:55Are you serious? I thought you were the one who wanted to make this look believable.
00:17:00Fine. I'll keep your sad rich boy drama in mind.
00:17:04Shut up. Come on.
00:17:08All right. Well, I need to go grab my jersey, but why don't you read a book or something?
00:17:23Well, well. I didn't expect to see you here.
00:17:27I'm sorry. Do I know you?
00:17:33You must be Xavier, the famous boyfriend.
00:17:38And you are?
00:17:39I'm Noah, Alex's older brother.
00:17:44Ouch. Cold reception.
00:17:48So, has Alex's fiance met you yet?
00:17:52Fiancé?
00:17:54Oh. Did he leave out that little detail?
00:17:59This whole fake boyfriend thing. He's done it before.
00:18:02Left quite the trail of broken hearts.
00:18:05What are you implying?
00:18:08Alex doesn't date guys.
00:18:10He'll only get yourself hurt.
00:18:13You deserve to be with someone better.
00:18:16Someone like me.
00:18:17Are you insane?
00:18:18I'm just gay.
00:18:21And observance.
00:18:24Let's not pretend that you're straight too now, sweetheart.
00:18:32Get off. I'm not.
00:18:33Then why are you shaking?
00:18:35You're seriously messed up.
00:18:37It takes one to know one.
00:18:39You can't lie to yourself forever.
00:18:42Alex can offer you fame, money, all the shiny things in life.
00:18:46But I can offer you something you never could.
00:18:49Something real.
00:18:51Get off.
00:18:53What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:56Excellent timing, little brother.
00:18:59You stay the hell away from me!
00:19:02You hear me?
00:19:08Relax, babe.
00:19:09It's just some friendly competition.
00:19:13I'll be seeing you real soon.
00:19:16I can feel it.
00:19:19Asshole.
00:19:24Look, don't believe a word he says.
00:19:28Noah thrives on chaos.
00:19:30Including the part about your fiance?
00:19:34Look, that's just an arranged thing.
00:19:36Okay, my dad's idea.
00:19:38I honestly don't even know her.
00:19:40You don't owe me an explanation, Alex.
00:19:42I'm just a part of your PR stunt, right?
00:19:46Is that really all this is to him?
00:19:50Right.
00:19:51Yeah, you're absolutely right.
00:19:55I'm heading back.
00:19:57Why don't you just stay here?
00:20:00The guest room's open.
00:20:02I don't usually stay the night.
00:20:05All right, then let me drive you.
00:20:13Hello?
00:20:14Congrats, kid.
00:20:15You're officially homeless.
00:20:17Don't bother coming back.
00:20:19You're on your own now.
00:20:24I guess I might take you up on that offer.
00:20:27Best decision you're going to make tonight.
00:20:29Now, let me show you to your room.
00:20:31Or mine, if you prefer.
00:20:41You know, I always dreamt of going pro in the NFL.
00:20:46I'm not surprised.
00:20:48You're football crazy.
00:20:50Yeah.
00:20:51I was a quarterback.
00:20:53Even one state.
00:20:55My dad, he had other plans for me.
00:21:00He said he wouldn't have a Watson waste his future throwing a ball around.
00:21:09So, I became the perfect son.
00:21:12I got straight A's, student body president, anything in hopes that he let me play football again.
00:21:24Now your turn.
00:21:27Secret for secret.
00:21:28You've already seen enough.
00:21:31My father's a gambler.
00:21:32Family's a mess.
00:21:35There's nothing left to tell.
00:21:37See, I don't buy it.
00:21:39I think you have a bigger secret to tell, but you're just too scared to say it out loud.
00:21:50Tell me.
00:21:51It'll be our little secret.
00:22:05I want to be the only one you tell.
00:22:07Let's not pretend that you're straight to your house, sweetheart.
00:22:10You're wasted.
00:22:12Sleep it off.
00:22:13I'm taking a shower.
00:22:25I didn't pay you for a cuddler.
00:22:34Alex doesn't date guys.
00:22:37He'll only get yourself hurt.
00:22:42The real secret is I fell for someone I wasn't supposed to.
00:22:52Alex, don't leave.
00:22:56You really shouldn't.
00:23:00Stay, please.
00:23:15I know your little secret.
00:23:20What secret?
00:23:23It's about me, isn't it?
00:23:38Alex, tell me everything.
00:23:54It's just a dream.
00:24:02Don't go.
00:24:04Alex, let go.
00:24:06Stay.
00:24:22Alex?
00:24:37Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?
00:24:40I'd impress you somehow, right?
00:24:42And what better way to do that than a nice breakfast?
00:25:10Chef Alex's World Famous Grilled Cheese and Michelin Star pending.
00:25:15Did it survive a crime scene?
00:25:18Hey, hey, hey, I'll have you know that I ate sandwich making at summer camp, okay?
00:25:29Okay, fine. Tastes a lot better than it looks.
00:25:33There we go. Am I boyfriend material or what?
00:25:47Alex doesn't date guys.
00:25:49You okay?
00:25:50Drop the act, Alex. There's no one even around to impress.
00:25:55What's that supposed to mean?
00:26:00Forget it. I'm heading to the library.
00:26:04Xavier, wait, you barely touched your grilled cheese!
00:26:13Come on. Damn it!
00:26:25Oh, you're John's kid, right?
00:26:29Your dad owes me a lot of money.
00:26:32He sold the house. The debt should be cleared.
00:26:35But he didn't pay me a single cent.
00:26:38Shit! How deep is this old bastard anyway?
00:26:41You're his kid.
00:26:43So either you settled his debt, or I start taking pieces.
00:26:47It's between you and him. Please, just leave me out of it.
00:26:58Nah, you're definitely involved in it now.
00:27:18Back off, asshole.
00:27:21Who the fuck?
00:27:39you touch him again
00:27:41you're dead
00:27:45two grand
00:27:47two days
00:27:49where old man's missing a kidney
00:27:59Alex
00:28:02you okay
00:28:03no are you
00:28:06look at your face
00:28:10you idiot why would you do that
00:28:13alright maybe I went a little bit overboard
00:28:18we need to go to the hospital
00:28:24you've got an old injury
00:28:25and now you've seriously torn the ligaments
00:28:28you're out for the rest of the season
00:28:30if you push it
00:28:31you might never step on the field again
00:28:38I've ruined your entire future
00:28:40your entire dream
00:28:44hope all is my dream
00:28:46you're what I really want
00:28:48you are insane
00:28:52well since this is technically your fault
00:28:54you definitely owe me
00:28:56and what exactly do you want?
00:29:00move in with me
00:29:01be my personal nurse
00:29:08fine
00:29:10I guess it's the least I can do
00:29:15now feed me
00:29:17absolutely not
00:29:23alright
00:29:25just one bite
00:29:28and here begins your life as my caretaker
00:29:47ah
00:29:48you bite now?
00:29:50you started it
00:29:51maybe I'll have to finish it
00:29:54won't I?
00:29:59remember?
00:30:00no strenuous activity
00:30:02especially involving your arm
00:30:04well what if Xavier's on top?
00:30:09kids these days
00:30:11you are impossible
00:30:13it's a love story babe
00:30:15I'm just staying in character
00:30:20fine
00:30:21if that's what it takes
00:30:23thanks
00:30:25welcome home babe
00:30:31ow
00:30:32look I have one arm
00:30:34the floors are all wet
00:30:36this is a potential drowning hazard
00:30:38can I get a little help?
00:30:40nice try
00:30:41you'll manage
00:30:49Xavier help I slipped
00:30:54you are unbelievable
00:30:57unbelievably sexy maybe
00:31:09stop it
00:31:10put your clothes on
00:31:11are you blushing?
00:31:14I am not
00:31:15sure
00:31:22hold this
00:31:23now hold that
00:31:25now hold that
00:31:25and if it drops
00:31:27then
00:31:27that must mean you want me
00:31:29you're insane
00:31:30maybe
00:31:33maybe
00:31:42you can start here
00:31:48whoa
00:31:50careful
00:31:51my skin's more sensitive than my reputation
00:31:56shut up
00:32:09yeah
00:32:26my teeth
00:32:28I don't want me
00:32:29I can't do it
00:32:30you can't do it
00:32:31I can't do it
00:32:32care
00:32:32can't do it
00:32:33that's okay
00:32:33this is for this
00:32:42Bathtime is couple time, right?
00:32:44Do you think this is funny?
00:32:46Just lighten up.
00:32:47I'm just joking.
00:32:49Am I just a punchline to you?
00:32:51A prop for your campaign?
00:32:53I stuck around because I cared about you.
00:32:56And this is how you treat me?
00:33:06Did I overreact?
00:33:14I'm sorry.
00:33:18Okay, but...
00:33:20What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:39I thought that I hated you.
00:33:42But it turns out I just hated how much I wanted you.
00:33:50Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:33:55No one's watching us.
00:33:57You can drop the act now.
00:34:01At first, I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:34:05And signing that contract felt like my only choice.
00:34:14Unless we make it real.
00:34:19And then when everything fell apart,
00:34:21and I was losing the election,
00:34:27you stepped in.
00:34:32You saved me.
00:34:34And you didn't have to.
00:34:38Get off!
00:34:40What the fuck are you doing?
00:34:44When I saw him that close to you,
00:34:48it hurt more
00:34:50than losing the election ever could.
00:34:57It hurt more than losing the election ever could.
00:34:58So...
00:34:59Would you consider making this real with me?
00:35:12Forget what I said earlier.
00:35:14I just...
00:35:23Are you sure?
00:35:39You're driving me crazy.
00:35:42Stop pretending like it isn't happening.
00:35:44Pretty bad.
00:35:44So...
00:35:49How am I?
00:35:55The last thing to do that is to choose my past.
00:35:57Sp 놀ival delusory.
00:36:00I am just honest with you.
00:36:01But I like...
00:36:06What am I saying?
00:36:31Oh, my God.
00:36:38Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.
00:36:41Did I catch you stealing kisses again?
00:36:44You know that's a serious crime, right?
00:36:47Guess you'll have to arrest me, officer.
00:36:54You are way too addictive.
00:36:58I might need rehab.
00:37:00Sorry, no can do.
00:37:03You've got a campaign to salvage, interviews lined up,
00:37:07and you're currently wearing exactly zero clothes.
00:37:15Sounds like you prefer me fully dressed.
00:37:19Disappointing.
00:37:21I prefer you elected, actually.
00:37:38Dude, your poll numbers shot up after that speech. Look at this.
00:37:42You're like a senior year Tom Holland.
00:37:45Charismatic, relatable, and still sexy enough for thirst edits.
00:37:48So, you're saying my chances are good again?
00:37:52Dude, you're literally back to number one. Look at this.
00:37:55And all positive comments, too.
00:37:57But seriously, how did you pull this off?
00:38:00Xavier was against this whole thing from the start.
00:38:02Now he's editing your speeches, organizing your life.
00:38:06Maybe it's because we're actually together now.
00:38:09Right, I was going to say he's acting more like your mom, but yeah.
00:38:13Whatever works.
00:38:15Man, what kind of witchcraft did you have to pull to get Sheldon Cooper to date you?
00:38:24I didn't use anything.
00:38:26I literally just fell for him.
00:38:35I caught feelings for him.
00:38:37That's all it is.
00:38:38Wow, so you and him started fake and then it got real.
00:38:46Dude, he's Xavier Miller.
00:38:48He's like an AI bot with a built-in firewall. Totally unreadable.
00:38:52Nah, it's just surface code.
00:38:54He's got to dig a little deeper.
00:38:58Listen man, all I'm saying is it makes a lot more sense for him to be using you for something
00:39:03here.
00:39:05Using me for what exactly?
00:39:08Don't forget, he was your biggest competition.
00:39:12Okay, what if this is a long con and he's going to flip on you at the end?
00:39:15Look, nobody's that good at faking it.
00:39:18I trust him.
00:39:18With every line writes itself on our skin.
00:39:24I can carry away and count each one.
00:39:27Hey babe, we were just talking about you.
00:39:30When the story of our lives.
00:39:35Oh god.
00:39:38Is it actually real?
00:39:39Oh supermind.
00:39:49Are you job hunting?
00:39:51Say if I said you didn't have to pay me back.
00:39:53I thought I made that clear.
00:39:55I know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff, but I do.
00:39:59I'm just planning ahead.
00:40:00Figuring things out for myself.
00:40:06Well, the only thing we have to figure out right now is how to get some sleep.
00:40:24Seriously, can you ever just sleep like a normal person?
00:40:27I'm almost boring.
00:40:29And I'm one of a kind.
00:40:32You're crushing me, move.
00:40:34Make me.
00:40:37Hey, stop.
00:40:42Stop.
00:40:45Fine.
00:40:57Hey, I just wrapped up at practice.
00:40:58Thought I could swing by and pick you up.
00:41:00Could ride home together.
00:41:01Swing by?
00:41:03You're half the city away.
00:41:05Okay, fine.
00:41:06You got me.
00:41:07Maybe I miss you.
00:41:09And also, I'm starving and only your pasta is going to hit the spot.
00:41:14I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:41:18Oh, customer.
00:41:20See you tonight?
00:41:23Welcome.
00:41:24What can I get you?
00:41:25Black coffee, no sugar, and a little bit of you.
00:41:30What are you doing here?
00:41:31I just had some business, but I couldn't help but drop in.
00:41:36Black coffee, no sugar coming up.
00:41:42Oh, and by the way, did you hear the news?
00:41:45Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
00:41:47Excuse me?
00:41:49Daddy's had it all arranged.
00:41:51Alex's fiance flies in next week.
00:41:53Apparently, he needs you out of the picture.
00:42:02Enjoy.
00:42:09Call me anytime, sexy.
00:42:24Just to be needed right now.
00:42:29Hey, I just saw Noah leaving.
00:42:32Is he bothering you again?
00:42:34Same old.
00:42:34Just stirring the pot.
00:42:36Though he did mention your fiance is flying in next week.
00:42:40Oh.
00:42:43So it's true?
00:42:45I was going to tell you once things were sorted, but I just didn't want to stress you out, you
00:42:49know?
00:42:50Oh, cool.
00:42:50So I'm just some fragile thing you need to protect?
00:42:53No, I barely even know her.
00:42:55She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
00:42:57Then why hide it?
00:42:59What's the point?
00:43:05I was scared.
00:43:07I'm losing you.
00:43:12Let's get out of here.
00:43:14So we're okay?
00:43:15No.
00:43:17But we still have roles to play.
00:43:22And right now, I need to get my boyfriend costume.
00:43:29You park the car.
00:43:30I'll go in first.
00:43:31Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:33Where's my goodbye kiss?
00:43:45I have an appointment.
00:43:47A friend booked it for me.
00:43:49Appointments have to be confirmed by the client directly.
00:43:52And no offence, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
00:44:01So judgy.
00:44:03Eesh.
00:44:04Miss Brown, delightful to see you today.
00:44:07How can I help you?
00:44:08You're Alex's friend, right?
00:44:10Yeah.
00:44:15Serpent.
00:44:16But he doesn't have a-
00:44:18Do you want to lose your job?
00:44:18It's always so.
00:44:22Thanks.
00:44:23You wouldn't happen to be a friend of Alex's too?
00:44:33He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew.
00:44:35I was Alex's fiance.
00:44:38Something like that.
00:44:40I'm Laura.
00:44:42I'll see you.
00:44:44See you.
00:44:54Mr. Watson.
00:44:55Pleasure to see you.
00:44:56Can I interest you in our latest collection?
00:44:58Oh, well.
00:44:59Actually, I'm shopping for my boyfriend here.
00:45:02Do you really have to announce it to everyone?
00:45:04I can tweet it out if you'd like.
00:45:09Absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:45:12This way, please.
00:45:15Now, the first step to looking like you have your shit together?
00:45:20A suit that actually fits.
00:45:23And this one, it fits you perfectly.
00:45:27Go on.
00:45:28Try it on.
00:45:30Why do I need a suit when you're the one running for student body president?
00:45:34You see, we both are.
00:45:36You won't touch me in the lips so holy.
00:45:43Mmm, mmm, mmm.
00:45:46Savile row cut.
00:45:48Nice.
00:45:50And now, the perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together.
00:46:08You don't have to do this, but I want to.
00:46:12Because you're worth it.
00:46:18All right.
00:46:20Looking good.
00:46:22It does need a touch of more tailoring, though.
00:46:31All right, let's get this jacket off.
00:46:32Hey, wait.
00:46:33What are you doing?
00:46:35Relax.
00:46:36Okay, I'm not going to bite, unless you want me to.
00:46:41I'm just measuring.
00:47:07I'm not going to bite, unless you want me to bite, unless you want me to bite, unless you want
00:47:10me to bite.
00:47:11I'll have to kiss you until you forgive me.
00:47:18Mr. Watson, your suit, it's ready.
00:47:23Yeah, just leave it outside.
00:47:31Hey, don't we clean up nice, huh?
00:47:37I'm not going to bite.
00:48:03Hey, Mark. What's up?
00:48:06Emergency! Get to the school right now! Things just blew up!
00:48:16Finally! Come here!
00:48:20Did someone leak the contract again or something?
00:48:22No. Worse.
00:48:24We have a new opponent and she's rising fast.
00:48:27We have to do something.
00:48:29Wait, wait, wait. She?
00:48:30Yeah. Laura Brown. You know, the daughter of crime family billionaire Walter Brown.
00:48:38Laura.
00:48:41You know Laura too?
00:48:43At the tailor shop. She acted like she knew you.
00:48:45She does. She's my fiancé.
00:48:50Fiancé? When the hell were you gonna tell us about that?
00:48:53It was just an arranged thing from my dad. I honestly barely know her.
00:49:00Okay, well, she knows plenty about you two.
00:49:02She's charming the hell out of everyone.
00:49:05Your numbers are dropping. Fast.
00:49:08I mean, this can't just be a coincidence.
00:49:10Exactly.
00:49:12She's here for a reason and it's not to win some election.
00:49:17This just became personal.
00:49:22If people find out about this engagement, it's game over.
00:49:26She'll win by a mile.
00:49:27Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:49:29There's no time.
00:49:31I can handle her.
00:49:35Sounds exciting.
00:49:39Why are you doing this?
00:49:41Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend?
00:49:44As far as I'm concerned, our parents set us up on one date.
00:49:48Nothing more.
00:49:49You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:49:51I'm way more interesting than him.
00:49:53If you want a fair fight, then fine.
00:49:57But play dirty again.
00:49:59I won't be so polite.
00:50:04Big words.
00:50:05We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:50:13Get out.
00:50:14You're not welcome here.
00:50:16Relax.
00:50:17I'm just here to chat.
00:50:17You said you want to get into Princeton, right?
00:50:20Lifelong dream.
00:50:21Well, this is signed by the Vice President.
00:50:24Guaranteed entry.
00:50:27Are you bribing me?
00:50:29I figured you'd say that.
00:50:31But my father doesn't take no well.
00:50:33And your dad, poor John,
00:50:35he owes a lot of people money.
00:50:38People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:50:41Keep my father out of this.
00:50:43Then don't force me to call in favors.
00:50:46Relax.
00:50:46I'm not stealing your boyfriend.
00:50:48I'm just showing you a better future.
00:50:51Love is overrated anyway.
00:50:54Maybe to you.
00:50:56And for Alex, too.
00:50:58Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?
00:51:08Need a ride?
00:51:09Just cost you a water bottle out the trunk.
00:51:12He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:51:14Fine.
00:51:27Happy birthday, babe.
00:51:34You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
00:51:39Thank you, Alex.
00:51:43Now hop in.
00:51:45There's something else I want to show you.
00:51:57This is nice.
00:52:01Yes, it is.
00:52:04And I know you're not too big on surprises, but I just couldn't resist.
00:52:10I don't mind them.
00:52:12If they're from you.
00:52:14And listen, I'm not really a romantic.
00:52:17You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with a violin and flowers or writing you poetry.
00:52:24You bought me a laptop?
00:52:25Pretty romantic.
00:52:27And practical.
00:52:28Okay, look.
00:52:29The point is, whatever this is, I mean, us, I'm all in.
00:52:37For real.
00:52:39I don't need violin serenades or poetry.
00:52:44I just need to.
00:52:45I don't need to.
00:52:46Oops.
00:52:57Well, you got me.
00:53:16Let's go back to yours.
00:53:18Let's go.
00:53:27What would you do if I got up and left right now?
00:53:29I'd probably cry like an idiot.
00:53:32Don't even think about it.
00:53:50You know that thing was supposed to help you ace exams, not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:53:55I tracked the truth under account that leaked our contract.
00:53:59Someone local.
00:54:00Then it must be someone at school, right?
00:54:04Did you find anything else?
00:54:07They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:54:10Laura.
00:54:10Laura.
00:54:16She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws.
00:54:19We should expose her.
00:54:20But if we do that, then she'll twist it and make us look like bullies.
00:54:23What else can we do?
00:54:24If people find out about our engagement, then they're gonna take her side.
00:54:27I mean, it is true, I'm engaged.
00:54:30Then what?
00:54:32I might have something.
00:54:33Why don't we try making some viral couples TikToks?
00:54:37You know, wholesome stuff, charity angle.
00:54:40Tends to work.
00:54:43Fine.
00:54:44Let's do it.
00:54:57You did that on purpose.
00:54:58You bet I did.
00:55:15You bet I did that on purpose.
00:55:17That's perfect.
00:55:21Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:55:24I'm here with viral campus couple Xavier Miller and Alex Watson.
00:55:29Welcome.
00:55:30Hey, everyone.
00:55:30Happy to be here.
00:55:32Let's see, first question blowing up the chat.
00:55:34What made you guys pick this project?
00:55:36Growing up, books were my only escape.
00:55:39Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:55:41It's important for me to pass that on.
00:55:43Yeah, it's like the one thing we never fight about either.
00:55:47Hey, I'm Alex's friend.
00:55:50Quick question from the comments.
00:55:51Since you both are queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:55:56Is it just doing what you gotta do or is there more to it?
00:56:04Guys, if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiancé at the same time, who's the real side piece?
00:56:12Uh, that's a good question.
00:56:15You know, maybe there's more to that than people think.
00:56:22What's worse?
00:56:23Someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymously?
00:56:27Touché.
00:56:28Okay, alright guys, back on track.
00:56:31Um, Xavier, did you have a favorite book as a kid?
00:56:35Uh, The Hobbit.
00:56:37I always wanted my own little cozy Hobbit hole.
00:56:42What the hell is wrong with you?
00:56:46Are you trying to ruin my-
00:56:58Are you out of your mind?
00:57:00I'm your fiancé.
00:57:01It's just one little kiss, what's the big deal?
00:57:03Oh, come on, Laura.
00:57:05You and I both know that engagement would never happen.
00:57:08Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:57:10That's pathetic, even for you.
00:57:12Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:57:14And if you threaten him one more time behind my back, it won't end well.
00:57:19Oh, you found out?
00:57:20Good.
00:57:21Maybe I'll keep a better eye on him then next time.
00:57:23Things might get uglier.
00:57:25What do you want from me?
00:57:30Everything I'm entitled to.
00:57:40What's wrong?
00:57:44What's wrong?
00:57:46life, man.
00:57:52Hey!
00:57:53What are you looking at?
00:57:54Get out of here!
00:57:56You gotta go, man.
00:57:58No, I don't.
00:57:59You have to leave.
00:58:00Oh, my son.
00:58:01Oh, my son, man.
00:58:03He's trying to shatter all the windows
00:58:04if you didn't show.
00:58:06He's trying all the customers away.
00:58:07I'm so sorry. I can handle it if you just...
00:58:10Man, I can't keep dealing with this.
00:58:12Next time this happens,
00:58:13you're fired.
00:58:17What do you want?
00:58:18Call your rich boyfriend.
00:58:21What's his name?
00:58:22Alex?
00:58:23Tell him to pay up.
00:58:26Daddy needs a bailout.
00:58:28You sold the house Mom left us.
00:58:30You abandoned me,
00:58:32and now you want a bailout?
00:58:34You filthy little bastard.
00:58:36Sleeping around
00:58:37with men
00:58:39humiliating our family name.
00:58:43I should have sold you off
00:58:45when I had the chance.
00:58:47Next time I see you,
00:58:49I'll make sure the syndicate knows
00:58:51exactly where you are.
00:58:56Ungrateful brat!
00:58:58Think you're above me now
00:59:00just because you got yourself
00:59:02a rich boyfriend?
00:59:03Oh, no!
00:59:05I finally found you, old man!
00:59:11I finally found you, old man!
00:59:13Please!
00:59:14Don't hurt me!
00:59:15Just don't hurt me!
00:59:16I'll get the money!
00:59:17Don't hurt me!
00:59:18Oh, it's a little too late for that.
00:59:23Where'd you go after the live stream?
00:59:25I tried calling you like a million times.
00:59:27Just to the library.
00:59:28The library?
00:59:29After what happened?
00:59:31I was just collecting some feedback
00:59:32around school.
00:59:33Got some ideas to boost your polls.
00:59:35Can we not talk about the election right now?
00:59:38I'm just tired, okay?
00:59:44So that's it?
00:59:46You're just giving up?
00:59:47Letting your fiancé take over?
00:59:49What, are you jealous or something?
00:59:51Is there something going on
00:59:52with Laura I should know about?
00:59:53Can we please just not talk
00:59:54about this right now?
00:59:56Maybe we should take a break.
01:00:00Xavier, wait!
01:00:12Oh, I'm such an idiot.
01:00:13Thinking I actually meant something to him.
01:00:22Oh, Jesus.
01:00:24Mark, where's Alex?
01:00:26I've been called.
01:00:27He's at the frat house,
01:00:28last minute vote grabbing.
01:00:29And he's not answering his messages.
01:00:30Not even mine?
01:00:32Look, it's the day before the election.
01:00:33He's totally locked in, okay?
01:00:36Hey, you alright?
01:00:38Need any help?
01:00:40It's alright.
01:00:41I'll handle it.
01:00:43Of course.
01:00:45He's got people, goals, a life.
01:00:47I've only ever had him.
01:00:53What am I gonna do now?
01:00:57Wanna make a deal?
01:01:06Your dad owes money to three different gangs,
01:01:09including mine.
01:01:10Please don't hurt him.
01:01:11I promise I'll figure something out.
01:01:13You can't afford it.
01:01:14Besides, if the Hanglino family took him,
01:01:1724 hours do they start sending body parts?
01:01:19What am I supposed to do?
01:01:22What am I supposed to do?
01:01:27Sign this.
01:01:29And I'll pay up your dad's debt.
01:01:30But on one condition.
01:01:32You have to stop seeing Alex.
01:01:35For good.
01:01:39Where was he when you needed him most?
01:01:41You better keep your word.
01:01:43Browns don't lie.
01:01:49What the hell did you do?
01:01:51Xavier's not answering my calls.
01:01:53Me?
01:01:54I only saved his father's skin
01:01:56and paid off his debt.
01:01:58He should be thanking me.
01:02:00Wait, debt?
01:02:01What?
01:02:01What debt?
01:02:03Xavier never told me about that.
01:02:05Maybe because he dumped you?
01:02:07He was pretty clear that you're finished.
01:02:09No.
01:02:11No way.
01:02:11No, he wouldn't do that.
01:02:14I need to go talk to him.
01:02:28Why didn't you tell Laura we broke up?
01:02:31Because it's true.
01:02:33Look, the whole reason I even dated you
01:02:35was for Princeton.
01:02:36Laura sorted that for me.
01:02:38And she bailed my dad out.
01:02:40So, our deal?
01:02:42It's done.
01:02:42So you're just gonna dumb me
01:02:44for a college recommendation?
01:02:45Without her, my dad would be dead.
01:02:47And you're just holding a contract over my head.
01:02:51Like I'm some stunt to boost your votes.
01:02:53Xavier, stop!
01:02:54Okay, the contract never mattered.
01:02:57I love you.
01:02:59Okay, don't push me away.
01:03:02Love?
01:03:03Just a sob story to you.
01:03:05Up there on your throne,
01:03:07treating me like a charity case?
01:03:09Yes, I'm done.
01:03:10You know that's not true.
01:03:13You know me.
01:03:14Do I?
01:03:16You wake up in your silk sheets,
01:03:19drinking your fancy coffee?
01:03:22I don't even know where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
01:03:25We're worlds apart.
01:03:27Xavier, please don't do this.
01:03:29Stay away from me!
01:03:31You make me sick.
01:03:37Just get out of my life!
01:03:39We're done!
01:03:40I just...
01:03:41I said!
01:03:42We're done!
01:03:59I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:04:02I'm sorry, secret.
01:04:05Sign this.
01:04:07And I'll pay your dad's debt.
01:04:09But in return,
01:04:11you have to cut off Alex for good.
01:04:15You can't do that.
01:04:17Imagine I post a viral TikTok
01:04:19as the heartbroken fiance
01:04:21betrayed by her closeted boyfriend.
01:04:24Alex won't just lose the election,
01:04:26he'll lose everything.
01:04:28You're twisting the truth.
01:04:30It's whatever people will believe.
01:04:32He's already losing support,
01:04:34and his family backing is next.
01:04:36Do you really want to watch him lose everything?
01:04:41You're a dead weight, Xavier.
01:04:42And we both know it.
01:04:45My family can lift him up.
01:04:47There's only driving down.
01:04:49Alex,
01:04:50you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:04:53I won't be the reason your life falls apart.
01:04:55So,
01:04:56you get a sign?
01:05:00You better keep your promise.
01:05:03Browns don't lie.
01:05:14Did you forget our agreement?
01:05:24If you want me out of the election,
01:05:26fine.
01:05:27But in return,
01:05:28you cut off Xavier
01:05:29and introduced me as your fiance.
01:05:34If not,
01:05:36I will email every voter
01:05:38proof that your relationship was fake
01:05:41the entire time.
01:05:43You'll lose everything.
01:05:46get out.
01:05:50Love her legacy,
01:05:51Alex.
01:06:02Xavier.
01:06:22Alex.
01:06:24Alex.
01:06:24Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex.
01:06:31Hello, I'm Alex Watson, and today I stand here as...
01:06:44Oh, my God.
01:06:46Oh, my God.
01:06:47Oh, my God.
01:06:47Oh, my God.
01:06:49Xavier Miller and I, we're in a fake relationship.
01:06:52Are you serious?
01:06:54We signed a contract.
01:06:56What a fake.
01:06:57You lied to all of us.
01:07:03It started as fake, but then it got real.
01:07:10I've never met anyone like Xavier before.
01:07:13You okay?
01:07:19Yeah, I'm fine.
01:07:23I'm not even a thank you.
01:07:26At least tell me your name.
01:07:29It's not important.
01:07:33And I thought he was just some arrogant genius who didn't have time for me.
01:07:42Didn't have time for me.
01:07:44That with a stupid on-stage accident.
01:07:46That kiss.
01:07:48That kiss.
01:08:05Xavier, I know you're watching.
01:08:08So listen.
01:08:11Fuck the election.
01:08:12Fuck family expectations.
01:08:14And fuck football.
01:08:15None of them matters, Xavier.
01:08:17Because all I ever wanted was to be with you.
01:08:24The votes are in.
01:08:26The new student body president is...
01:08:29Alex Watson.
01:08:32Come on up and give you a speech.
01:08:38Uh...
01:08:40Where is he?
01:08:42You idiot.
01:08:56What are you doing here?
01:08:58You just won.
01:08:59Ah, screw the election.
01:09:01It's you that I won.
01:09:02But you said winning is everything.
01:09:05Not if it means losing you.
01:09:18You're such a reckless idiot.
01:09:20But that was kinda sweet.
01:09:28Just need you.
01:09:36Winning you beats any election.
01:09:40Alright.
01:09:42Now that line is a solid 10.
01:09:50What's with all the construction?
01:09:51They building something?
01:09:53Close.
01:09:55Private make out spot.
01:09:57Presidential access only.
01:10:01You're president now.
01:10:02Try acting like him.
01:10:03Hey, I'm just keeping my campaign promises.
01:10:11You remembered.
01:10:12Of course.
01:10:16Alright.
01:10:17Let's begin.
01:10:18The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
01:10:22Money that could have paid for students transport who were working late.
01:10:25It's the first time someone called me out for real.
01:10:28And it stuck.
01:10:29Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:31Bold.
01:10:35Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:37Bold.
01:10:38What now?
01:10:40Relax.
01:10:41Just here to say goodbye.
01:10:42Goodbye?
01:10:43Turns out her dads finally saw reason.
01:10:46Engagement's officially cancelled.
01:10:47You're free, Alex.
01:10:49Just like that?
01:10:51Not even worth fighting for?
01:10:52Can you let her finish?
01:10:54Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either.
01:10:57Then why come between us?
01:10:58I just needed to prove myself.
01:11:00To my parents.
01:11:02To everyone.
01:11:05The way you stood by each other.
01:11:08Honestly, I envy that.
01:11:11And the Princeton thing is still on, Xavier.
01:11:14You earned it.
01:11:15Thanks, Laura.
01:11:18I'm off to Paris.
01:11:20New family business venture.
01:11:22Maybe I'll see y'all again sometime.
01:11:24Maybe so.
01:11:25No.
01:11:34You think she'll be okay?
01:11:37She's tougher than the both of us combined.
01:11:39She'll be fine.
01:11:44Still haven't mastered walking, eh?
01:11:46Only around you.
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