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00:00:06you sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother we'll never
00:00:11let anything happen to you it's showtime
00:00:26ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:35oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:41you young lady let's see your true self now I'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58and now my next volunteer I don't care I said shorted what the hell
00:01:11how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:20the most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23sure about this he's dangerous I'm the master of freaking magic ladies and gentlemen put your
00:01:30hands together for mr. Barry Carnegie and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way now
00:01:39Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49are you ready to show them who you truly are you insult me in public you know who I am
00:01:57I can make you
00:01:58disappear okay well we won't test Barry so we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:10what do you think you're doing we're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:24now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults the police are already on their way
00:02:29to arrest you
00:02:30you know
00:02:32kill him
00:02:37now for my final trick
00:03:02what are you looking at me
00:03:03get him
00:03:08yeah
00:03:09yeah
00:03:10yeah
00:03:11Let's go.
00:03:57Eric, no!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02But never let anything happen to you.
00:04:06Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:08God, I need you to do something.
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:04:17She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:38Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:51If I can't protect my family,
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show,
00:05:32but if it's a hit,
00:05:34I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in
00:05:37before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri,
00:05:49and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too,
00:06:05but hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Oh, look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll,
00:06:12but, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:38Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:41Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again, hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:48What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52Disgusting.
00:06:53I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:00What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Pick it.
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:17Here's the deal.
00:07:19I win.
00:07:20She gets your bracelet back.
00:07:22You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:30Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59Should have kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet is mine.
00:08:38Well, then.
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:51Listen.
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56What the?
00:08:57Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three card Monty.
00:09:13It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21Until you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, great.
00:09:47Wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:58That was amazing.
00:10:01Uh...
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07Uh...
00:10:08I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:20What?
00:10:21You're great.
00:10:26You know...
00:10:28Your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:34They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:52Ring.
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I laugh.
00:11:56You're welcome.
00:11:59I'm the bastard.
00:12:00Call up, Lord!
00:12:03What did I tell you?
00:12:04i don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff well i'm the prop assistant just doing my job
00:12:09no your job is to clean up dove shit see this stuff this stuff is to not be touched by
00:12:16anyone
00:12:17less than a three-star magician correct me if i'm wrong
00:12:28but you're not a three-star magician are you no not
00:12:35not since i was 12 after becoming the world's first seven-star magician the society of magicians
00:12:40gave up trying to rank me damn right you're not
00:12:49you're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us real magicians
00:13:01what did you do to my deck nothing i was just putting them away listen fool this is my gold
00:13:09zephyr deck the master of magic himself used this type of deck actually i prefer the platen deck
00:13:15well if they're so priceless maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the
00:13:20table like they're just some two dollar deck from the gas station oh you think ruining my deck is
00:13:25funny you're fired
00:13:29if i lose this job i won't be able to watch over brie i need you to find brie
00:13:35help right yeah look i'm sorry no it's too late for that now because here comes mr kensington
00:13:50hello mr kensington you're looking better sir i'll be good to go for the opening of the show
00:13:57but let this be a reminder what we do is dangerous sir that is exactly what i wanted to tell
00:14:05you about
00:14:05i've had to fire the prop boy over here what why he's careless and cocky he's a liability no matter
00:14:12how hot you think he is i i never said that mr kensington daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:14:19since he's worked here sir sir he he nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck daniel is this true
00:14:26of course not sir who are you gonna believe a a common worker or a three-star magician look samuel
00:14:33i've seen his skills he would never damage a deck show them show them what you can do
00:14:45yeah daniel let's see it show us what you got do you even know a single trick tell you what
00:14:51if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it in 15 seconds you can keep
00:14:59your job 15 seconds that's impossible i don't even know if the master of magic could have done it
00:15:03that quick but if you can't i demand as a three-star magician that you fire him samuel this isn't
00:15:14fair
00:15:14i know but while i disagree with it xander has the right to challenge daniel but sir he
00:15:21brie it's okay 15 seconds you're on
00:15:37the idiot he's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance ready to do this
00:15:43daniel you really don't have to oh the little prop boy has a cheering section now if i win
00:15:50you're all gonna have to start treating brie with more respect around here it's her money that's
00:15:55bankrolling this entire show brie look at that got a knight in shining coveralls fine deal it's not
00:16:04like you have a chance in hell anyway 15 seconds here we go
00:16:16what's he doing what he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself 10 seconds
00:16:24oh wow giving up already clearly can't hack the big leagues you said he was good i thought
00:16:30he would at least try getting security on the phone to escort you out in five four three two
00:17:04absolutely impossible
00:17:09how did you do that there's no way i don't think i've ever seen anything like this nobody but the
00:17:14master of magic could have done this
00:17:19no no no you you clearly switched out the deck while brie was distracting us i knew it yeah of
00:17:25course
00:17:25just some amateur trying something stupid nothing but a cheap lazy trick from the hack
00:17:32now we've got a show to prep
00:17:36sophie eugene stop goggling assholes cards and let's get to work come on
00:17:42samuel you believe you really did it right i don't know what to believe
00:17:49oh come on the show opens in a few days we need to prep oh you don't have to worry
00:17:55about prepping
00:18:06this is not going to be a show
00:18:09who is this it's richard kim he produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15samuel hates him richard get the hell out of my theater your theater oh no no my little friend this
00:18:24is
00:18:24now my theater what the hell are you talking about i have a three year lease with the owner which
00:18:32as of
00:18:32this morning is me i bought the theater which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one
00:18:39hour to get the hell out
00:18:44you can't just buy the theater i'm the biggest show in town used to be you're past your prime
00:18:51my new show will triple your numbers the contract can't be cancelled i'll lose everything
00:18:57if brie loses this show the orphanage that i grew up in that saved my life as a child will
00:19:03be destroyed
00:19:04hey we still have a contract you can't just kick us out hey hey doll face how about you focus
00:19:09on
00:19:09looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk i'm this show's producer and if you
00:19:15cancel the show i'll sue you into oblivion not if i can prove you're not worthy of this theater
00:19:21i'll give you a chance a head-to-head magical competition your old man and his team wins you keep
00:19:29your contract my team wins your contract is terminated and you go back to doing uh birthday parties for
00:19:35eight-year-olds deal mr kingington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against great the
00:19:45competition will be tonight tonight his cast doesn't come off for another week not my problem hope you
00:19:51have a good backup team
00:19:59ladies and gentlemen aren't you ready for the epic no hold barred battle to see who will get
00:20:05this feeder and who will be thrown out into the street don't worry we have an ace up our sleeve
00:20:16daniel you gotta be kidding you're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there his
00:20:21best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear it's all or nothing for us all right
00:20:25richard
00:20:26kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl he's got world-class real magicians yeah no problem i'm
00:20:33good enough to take on anyone that kin sends to us and now the challengers richard kin's latest sensation
00:20:40mat von buren
00:20:54oh no oh god no what how did he get matt van buren
00:21:05he's the youngest magician to have five stars he's one of the best in the world
00:21:15that guy xavier will wipe the floor with his ass yeah bring him on now for the first act or
00:21:21should i
00:21:22say miracle before each magician is a glass of water the magicians must turn their water into wine in a
00:21:30way that our top judges can't figure out the magician to stump the most judges wins matt van buren won
00:21:39the
00:21:39grand prix for close-up magic last year this plays exactly to his strengths he's way beyond xavier's league
00:21:47we're gonna lose
00:21:54maybe not showtime
00:22:05xavier not you what
00:22:19you should go out this round
00:22:23what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up duff
00:22:28shit yeah xavier's the best of all of us yeah look girl i know you have a little crush and
00:22:32probably
00:22:32believe this is the real magicians samuel you can't seriously be considering this i mean that guy
00:22:37is gonna piss himself out there and the magician from the kensington team
00:22:51maybe he's just the prop assistant but i need a hail mary right now daniel
00:23:05oh my god you're prop boy you're really gonna put up the help against someone like
00:23:11matt van buren don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the
00:23:16shadows
00:23:17where you belong it's a shame though because matt's just my warm-up act you're gonna be so bad
00:23:23you'll never see my big showstopper matt van buren's just the warm-up act he's one of the best in
00:23:28the
00:23:28world they say he might even get a six star soon there hasn't been a new six star magician in
00:23:33over a
00:23:33decade no it's obvious what samuel's doing okay he knows he doesn't have a chance so he's already
00:23:38looking for excuses when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try boss this guy is
00:23:45a
00:23:45hack he's gonna make a fool out of all of us it's a two out of three competition we need
00:23:50to judge their
00:23:51strength oh i i get it okay you see samuel sending daniel out to get slaughtered and then
00:23:58i come in and save the day worth that he actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot
00:24:02at
00:24:02being a real magician and you are daniel just daniel nice coveralls daniel i give my servants the same
00:24:15ones enjoy your moment just daniel this will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for i can't
00:24:22believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician he's trying to be embarrassed sad he really
00:24:27thought that he could hang with the pros no you're sure about this trust me
00:24:37don't feel too bad you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42gentlemen are you ready i was born ready what about you buddy you look a little nervous
00:24:49maybe you should be
00:24:53because i'm about to embarrass the living out of you
00:24:59come on he's frozen with fear come on daniel was it stupid to pick him daniel are you okay
00:25:09absolutely oh my god what a show he's not even prepping me hey newbie this is when you're supposed
00:25:16to prepare your illusion i'm good no i'm good that's why i have a five star magician's amulet and you
00:25:28have what coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit tell you what it's not too soon to back out
00:25:36if you do i'll give you the honor of having my autograph are you ready or do you need more
00:25:42time to prepare
00:25:43no i don't need more time for this trick
00:25:49then first up is matt von buren pay attention this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:26what do you think judges did matt bob aaron's trick fool you
00:26:33i have no idea how that was done if i didn't know any better i'd say it's a miracle
00:26:38i'm stumped well done you're three for three
00:26:43you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick anyone
00:26:55you have something to say prop boy i mean your trick wasn't bad i just know exactly how you did
00:27:01it
00:27:06you have something to say for me
00:27:09sure you do please enlighten us tell us all how i did my trick
00:27:15all in good time idiot everybody knows that he's lying pathetic daniel you're up
00:27:30what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us hey there looks like your fellow's got some
00:27:35stage fright
00:27:38this is what happens when you don't respect the craft you're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44i think he can do it it doesn't matter what you think okay you're not one of us you're just
00:27:51some
00:27:51dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn if it weren't for you we wouldn't be in
00:27:55this mess
00:28:05looks like you're having some trouble here why don't you let me help you
00:28:10oh
00:28:15switch it now prop boy you need to end this now you're
00:28:25you're right
00:28:29i swore off my old life
00:28:40but i can't keep running forever
00:28:47ladies and gentlemen are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:55now but first i'm gonna need some help
00:29:00brie could you come here
00:29:07what is he doing you gotta be kidding me this is just sad
00:29:21you all know magic is an illusion but still you hold out hope that one day you'll experience
00:29:27something so incredible you can never explain it in a million years well isn't this like life see every
00:29:35day you experience your reality through your senses but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:29:46wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion
00:29:52don't blink you'll miss it
00:30:09that's it
00:30:11nothing happened you're supposed to change the water into wine hey mr kensington i told you you
00:30:17shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place you should have respected my ranking no
00:30:22i think there's something else going on now i apologize ladies and gentlemen i can't seem to
00:30:28complete my transformation
00:30:30i knew it this theater is mine
00:30:33without one final piece of equipment which would be coming right about now
00:30:51what's he doing
00:30:52what's he doing
00:30:52he's a cake knife he's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:03how
00:31:34the lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:31:40i can't believe i'm eating cake the only person i've ever seen do a trick like this was
00:31:44the master of magic
00:31:55how is this possible
00:32:02now for the critical moment judges what do you think do you know how he did it i have no
00:32:07idea not a clue
00:32:10and you jennifer
00:32:12i'm completely stumped
00:32:16well in the case of a tie we turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:21daniel
00:32:22you said earlier you know how matthew did his trick
00:32:26tell us
00:32:26yeah
00:32:28tell us
00:32:30he dropped in edible iron filmes
00:32:34then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron ionizing
00:32:39turning the water red and giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:44that's
00:32:46that's correct
00:32:50amazing
00:32:50and matthew
00:32:52how did daniel do his trick
00:33:00i don't know
00:33:02and with that daniel wins our first round
00:33:10you
00:33:11look at your health
00:33:16i need a knife
00:33:20let's give him cake
00:33:23well done young man
00:33:26the only other magician
00:33:28that could have accomplished that
00:33:30transformation was the master
00:33:32of magic
00:33:35no
00:33:35no he didn't transform anything
00:33:37he didn't even teleport
00:33:39he must have cheated
00:33:41there's no way an untrained worker has that much
00:33:44level of skill
00:33:44he probably blocked me all the judges or something
00:33:50how could you let him beat you
00:33:51you embarrassed us with your performance
00:33:53how was i supposed to know he was going to do that with the cup
00:33:55and teleport to the judges
00:33:56he's that guy
00:34:02it doesn't matter
00:34:03get out of my basement
00:34:04it's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:07you think you've won
00:34:11you haven't won shit
00:34:13it's time to bring out my A team
00:34:20Kate Barlow
00:34:29Miss Barlow
00:34:31thank you for joining us
00:34:33that's Kate Barlow
00:34:35she's the FISM world champion in parlor magic
00:34:38and an actual six star magician
00:34:40all right
00:34:41who's ready for the headliner
00:34:47second round is quick change magic
00:34:48that's Sophie's specialty
00:34:50you had your little fun in the first round
00:34:52but now
00:34:52watch an actual prop
00:34:55a real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:57or cause some fake amateur distractions
00:35:00a real magician doesn't need to
00:35:02because she has hard earned skills
00:35:04now
00:35:07yeah
00:35:08get him Sophie
00:35:09always nice to see a fellow female on stage
00:35:12too bad i'm gonna crush you
00:35:13oh
00:35:14you think so
00:35:15your rank is impressive
00:35:17but it doesn't scare me
00:35:19oh you think i brought in miss Barlow
00:35:21just for her rank
00:35:23you didn't
00:35:24i brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26because she was the protege
00:35:28of the master of magic
00:35:32he taught me everything he knows
00:35:34funny
00:35:35i don't remember training her
00:35:39you were trained by the master of magic
00:35:41she wasn't just trained by him
00:35:43he realized that she was better than him
00:35:45that's why he
00:35:47disappeared
00:35:48that can't be true right
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that if it wasn't true
00:35:53so what you're saying
00:35:54is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the master of magic
00:35:59oh so what
00:36:00i'll still destroy you
00:36:01Sophie
00:36:02shut up
00:36:04miss Barlow
00:36:06it is an honor to compete
00:36:08with a magician
00:36:10of your caliber
00:36:11i wish i could say the same
00:36:13but honestly
00:36:15it's an insult
00:36:16you're even trying to compete
00:36:19so why are you here
00:36:21to shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:24and publicly declare myself
00:36:26the new
00:36:27master of magic
00:36:33ladies and gentlemen
00:36:34this next act is even harder than our first
00:36:38it is all about quick change magic
00:36:40transforming outfits as many times as possible
00:36:43in 30 seconds
00:36:45the world record is 17 changes
00:36:49held by the master of magic
00:36:56do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58that's a change every two seconds
00:36:59there's no way you can beat that
00:37:01i could beat that in my sleep
00:37:07hell
00:37:07there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible
00:37:10only the master of magic would be able to do that
00:37:13i know every one of his secrets
00:37:15are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record?
00:37:20who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:25then start the music
00:37:39one, two, three, standard
00:37:43oh my god, her pace
00:37:44how is she doing?
00:37:48is she about to break the record?
00:37:49they're about to break the record
00:37:50oh my god
00:37:52this is unreal
00:37:54this is history
00:37:57that is 18 changes
00:37:59ladies and gentlemen
00:38:00we have a new world record
00:38:02and possibly
00:38:02a new master of magic
00:38:06i can't believe she just did that
00:38:08i've never seen anything like it
00:38:10the concentration
00:38:11the skill needed to do something like that
00:38:14she had to learn it from the master of magic
00:38:17i wouldn't believe it if i hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:38:20for a second there i thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:23but no, she's a fraud like the rest
00:38:26sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:38:28i can only manage 9 or 10 changes
00:38:31but not 18
00:38:35well
00:38:36are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:38:38or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:43no one can do that
00:38:44we should just give up
00:38:46come on, sophie
00:38:47there has to be some chance
00:38:48okay, you don't know what you're talking about
00:38:50i can't do that
00:38:52no one can do that
00:38:53you're just some dumb girl with money
00:38:55you try to get into magic
00:38:56but you don't know anything about magic
00:38:58can you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake?
00:39:01are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:04or can i get ready for my first photo shoot
00:39:06as the new master of magic?
00:39:10come on
00:39:10one of you at least has to try
00:39:13i can't lose this contract
00:39:14i have children that are my responsibility and they will starve
00:39:18sophie?
00:39:20eugene?
00:39:22figure?
00:39:23if i had my hand
00:39:25i would try
00:39:26but i don't even think i would stand a chance
00:39:29well, well
00:39:30looks like i won
00:39:33sir
00:39:34are you hiring?
00:39:37really?
00:39:38you're going to betray your boss right in front of him?
00:39:40might as well
00:39:41we can't go down with a sinking ship of losers
00:39:43sorry, samuel
00:39:45you shouldn't put your faith in a stupid girl
00:39:47who doesn't understand the first thing about magic
00:39:49it's over
00:39:49the theater is mine
00:39:53i failed them
00:39:55i failed the orphanage
00:39:59might as well go with them, daniel
00:40:02hey, what? where are you going?
00:40:06what is he doing?
00:40:10we still have a shot
00:40:12i'm gonna take it
00:40:13daniel, stop
00:40:14you can't just go out there and embarrass yourself
00:40:15i won't let you
00:40:16brie
00:40:17do you trust me?
00:40:22and with the kensington team giving up
00:40:24the winners are
00:40:26wait
00:40:30the kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:34that's adorable
00:40:35do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:39i'll manage
00:40:40really, samuel
00:40:42you're sending out the help again?
00:40:44this loser has no chance of beating kate
00:40:46sir, we tried to warn him
00:40:48but samuel just wouldn't
00:40:49listen
00:40:50this worker conned him
00:40:52just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:40:54hey, that's not true
00:40:55the only reason why he's here is because brie has a little crush on him
00:40:58that's enough
00:40:58ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01the producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show
00:41:05that's really cute
00:41:06i said that's enough
00:41:08daniel
00:41:08are you ready?
00:41:12your time starts
00:41:16now
00:41:27we're waiting
00:41:29look at all these quick changes
00:41:31he's going so fast
00:41:32i can't keep track of them
00:41:33what is he doing?
00:41:34what is he doing?
00:41:35what is he doing?
00:41:36what is he doing?
00:41:37what is he doing?
00:41:37hey, honey
00:41:38it doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:41:40but i'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:44what are you doing, boy?
00:41:47just trust him
00:41:48he has it under control
00:41:49are you kidding me?
00:41:50if he has it under control
00:41:52i'm freaking merlin himself
00:41:54hey, brie
00:41:54you might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:41:57your boyfriend is about to reveal himself
00:41:59for the fraud that he truly is
00:42:01seriously, get off the stage
00:42:03dude, you look like a fucking ass
00:42:06yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro
00:42:07knock it out
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11are you happy?
00:42:12you've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted my precious time
00:42:21time
00:42:23time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25see, we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:28but in moments like these, it's like time
00:42:32stand still
00:42:36your technique wasn't bad
00:42:38just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:44this is
00:42:47what's he gonna do?
00:42:48he's fine now
00:42:54blink
00:43:04congratulations
00:43:05one change in 30 seconds
00:43:07i win
00:43:08but you can't call that a competition
00:43:10what a waste of time
00:43:11sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:13well, i think we know who won this contest
00:43:16are you sure about that?
00:43:19oh
00:43:20oh
00:43:21oh
00:43:21it's wrecked
00:43:24it's wrecked
00:43:2576
00:43:27what the
00:43:28oh
00:43:36how did he do that?
00:43:4177, 78.
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes.
00:43:55I don't believe it.
00:43:56It's not possible.
00:43:57It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:44:05Wait, is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used.
00:44:14Showmanship.
00:44:15The transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend.
00:44:22Because this man is the master of magic.
00:44:26Oh, no!
00:44:30Oh, my God!
00:44:33I knew it!
00:44:34I knew it!
00:44:36Oh, God.
00:44:38I just made an ax on myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:45Without question, I believe I speak for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it.
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition!
00:44:58Daniel!
00:45:06Please.
00:45:07Please forgive me.
00:45:08I was just so inspired by our example growing up that I feel as if you've been with me every
00:45:13step of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me?
00:45:15You swore to me you learned everything from him.
00:45:18You're nothing but a fraud.
00:45:19Get out of here.
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you.
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:45:31Because I know that before you were the master of magic,
00:45:34you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:40Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:45:43will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it.
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:52You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:56Here.
00:45:58A down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money?
00:46:07I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater.
00:46:15That was the deal.
00:46:17Right.
00:46:18Of course.
00:46:19But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22I think of your offer.
00:46:30Why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:37That was so good.
00:46:42Wow.
00:46:43Everybody, give it up for the master of magic.
00:46:47Wow.
00:46:50You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:55Yeah, of course.
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic.
00:47:00And honestly, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:07Wow.
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15No, we were just joking.
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:21You're going to stay with us.
00:47:22Right, Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's going to stay with us.
00:47:26We're just, you know, showing him some love.
00:47:30The three of you, your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:42Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:47:44No, we don't.
00:47:45First of all, I don't like that.
00:47:46You know.
00:47:48I do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:48:01I know, I see it.
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen.
00:48:05Disgusting.
00:48:06What are you doing here for?
00:48:08Go, go, go.
00:48:09We have to go here.
00:48:15So, you'll really hear me?
00:48:19Master of magic.
00:48:20I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:25If you want to stay, I gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:32But whether you stay or leave, it's completely your decision.
00:48:39So, what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm at the Master of Magic.
00:49:08I'm at the Master of Magic.
00:49:27I'm at the Master of Magic.
00:49:29All this time when I didn't recognize you, Daniel Angier, and you're still the same, the older
00:49:36brother looking out for the smaller kid, anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:49:42When I met her the most, I'll let him down.
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing, and he was so proud of you.
00:49:55The only time you let him down is when you stopped being the Master of Magic.
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed in you, and your gifts.
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:08You're still the Master of Magic.
00:50:11You just have to claim it.
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel!
00:50:21We won an interview!
00:50:23In here.
00:50:34I could have sworn he went this way.
00:50:35You just have to be here somewhere.
00:50:45You're friends.
00:50:47Well, that sounds awful.
00:50:50Well, that work.
00:50:55Oh, yeah.
00:51:02Bye.
00:51:05Bye.
00:51:08Bye.
00:51:10Bye.
00:51:11Bye.
00:51:15Bye.
00:51:17Bye.
00:51:19Bye.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:33Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:19Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:37Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:54casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Yeah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't, because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm going to get the fuck out of it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22I'm going to tear this place apart from my new casino.
00:53:25I'm going to get the fuck out of it.
00:53:27But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:53:34Are we going to lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay in my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:52Let's go.
00:53:53You want millions for this place.
00:53:57I mean, how am I going to get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah?
00:54:07Where are you going to get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:14I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm going to rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm going to pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:56Lily, system logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:14They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:18Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:30So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:49And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being up.
00:55:59Ladies, please, let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:23Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:25He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:34Maybe he could be on a phone call.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in all the reasons.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:56:40We keep double-crossing easy.
00:56:44All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:47And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:50But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:08Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:14First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15You got that?
00:57:16A key.
00:57:18And then...
00:57:20Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:25You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:28You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:42This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:50Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink of water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:03She's dying.
00:58:03I'm a whole shoulder walker and then you can't watch her step?
00:58:05I am a clutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:08Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:10No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:13Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:16He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a terrible failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:22Oh.
00:58:23Oh.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:30Like the sad thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:03How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the card.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:19He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21If he's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:23We wouldn't want a double-classic bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:29All right.
00:59:30We'll let you have a bus.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:36Deal.
00:59:38Okay, let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:42Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:46All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:49Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than rope and a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:59When I walk past those guards,
01:00:01they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:04Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
01:00:18And that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:39Watch your swag.
01:00:42It is already starting to work.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then, the hypnotic monocle.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two...
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:22Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I get the disease.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on women.
01:01:36It's fine.
01:01:37I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And with that stupid captain means
01:01:40I will try again any real work.
01:01:42They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards,
01:01:52they will catch him.
01:01:53They'll kill two birds with one stone.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These mortals on our beach
01:02:02can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked
01:02:05right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:07He'll get arrested,
01:02:08and that will be the big destruction
01:02:09that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks
01:02:12he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:30Realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:35Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:38My priceless,
01:02:39one-of-a-kind,
01:02:39two-faced trick coin.
01:02:41It's hard to let go.
01:02:43It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using
01:02:48Zindu slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:51How is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough
01:02:59to be a ball guy.
01:03:00My patruma is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:06I won't receive him bail.
01:03:08Then,
01:03:09we will cut.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:27Oh, my gosh!
01:03:28Amazing!
01:03:29On your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh, my goodness.
01:03:34He probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines are paid off!
01:03:59Code 11.
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:03That's impossible.
01:04:04Why?
01:04:04Sam Hill just happened.
01:04:05Is he more better than any chair?
01:04:07Ladies,
01:04:08are we getting played by him?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall,
01:04:19he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash
01:04:24before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into
01:04:32six years ago
01:04:33to steal the documents
01:04:35that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us?
01:04:39Don't think I want
01:04:40that little smokey here
01:04:41to take a piece out of you
01:04:42if you try to double-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you
01:04:45not to play with those things?
01:04:50Hot blazes!
01:04:51How did that happen?
01:04:58You were going to pay for that!
01:05:00Dory, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you
01:05:03if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody
01:05:11who thinks a few magic
01:05:12to exclude you in our league.
01:05:14Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It's time for the professionals
01:05:19to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best
01:05:25safe cracker in the world.
01:05:27She's cracked into safes
01:05:28at the Bank of London
01:05:29and the New York Federal Reserve
01:05:30and Fort Knox
01:05:30all in one week.
01:05:32Can't do that
01:05:32with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:36Three lockers,
01:05:37mechanical combination,
01:05:38and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief
01:05:41has ever been able
01:05:42to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:44Me.
01:05:45Fortunately,
01:05:47that one thief
01:05:48was me
01:05:48six years ago.
01:05:52Is she really trying
01:05:53to take credit
01:05:54for my heist?
01:06:03One down,
01:06:04three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities
01:06:14in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Me, me, me.
01:06:16Alisa,
01:06:16you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:20We don't have a minute.
01:06:21How did you disarm
01:06:21it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you
01:06:23who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:25Somebody shuts him off.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying
01:06:28you've done this before,
01:06:29so she's not a problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her
01:06:32with your questions
01:06:32and just stand in the corner
01:06:33like a good little boy.
01:06:35Five.
01:06:36Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know
01:06:53the interior had been
01:06:54modified to lock
01:06:55like an IBV international vault?
01:06:57You should have stolen
01:06:58the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:01Uh, give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have
01:07:04another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think
01:07:10you can be fester than me.
01:07:11I am the one
01:07:12who cracks the safe,
01:07:13not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling,
01:07:23it won't work.
01:07:24You do not know
01:07:24what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing
01:07:26and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:34Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:37Go back to shoplifting,
01:07:38you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:47It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism
01:07:49must be in a different
01:07:50part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine, idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should
01:08:00give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it,
01:08:03then we will
01:08:03tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we
01:08:05stopped him from
01:08:06robbing the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up,
01:08:12but I already started.
01:08:14Boring.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault
01:08:16in a matter of seconds.
01:08:23What the hell
01:08:24are you doing?
01:08:25Is this idiota
01:08:26trying to pray
01:08:26his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk
01:08:29the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop
01:08:32talking and listen,
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets
01:08:34sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel,
01:08:37we have a
01:08:38code nine
01:08:39at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up!
01:08:41Thickle him!
01:08:41Thickle him!
01:08:44Thickle him!
01:08:45Thickle him!
01:08:46Thickle him!
01:08:59Thickle him!
01:09:00Thickle him!
01:09:02Thickle him!
01:09:02Thickle him!
01:09:04Thickle him!
01:09:05Thickle him!
01:09:06Thickle him!
01:09:07Thickle him!
01:09:10Thickle him!
01:09:11Thickle him!
01:09:11Thickle him!
01:09:16what the fuck
01:09:20god damn
01:09:21there's gotta be near a billion in here
01:09:24I am taking a decade long spot trip
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention
01:09:28of the kiss pnc
01:09:38bingo
01:09:42just what do you think you're doing
01:09:45just taking my share
01:09:48you think you are so smart
01:09:50did you really think
01:09:52we were going to let you walk out of here with some money
01:09:56we played you the entire time
01:09:58and you didn't even notice
01:10:00you see those cameras
01:10:03they've been recording us the entire time
01:10:05except I put a bug in them
01:10:06to remove all of us from the recording
01:10:09all of us
01:10:10except for you
01:10:11you really thought you could hang with the three links
01:10:14you were just our fault
01:10:15that is what happens when you try to run this city, girls
01:10:19enjoy prison
01:10:21Mr. Kim, we got it
01:10:23it's safe for you to come in
01:10:28wow, this is more than I even thought
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here
01:10:35come on ladies, we can't stand around
01:10:37pack up
01:10:39who's this?
01:10:41oh, no one
01:10:41a pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him
01:10:45we had him take the fall
01:10:46he was easy
01:10:47almost a little too easy
01:10:48it's like he wanted us to set him up
01:10:52sorry buddy
01:10:53but you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks
01:10:56I'll remember that next time
01:11:00wait
01:11:01wait, I know that voice
01:11:02who
01:11:05who are you?
01:11:08you know exactly
01:11:09who I am
01:11:12you stupid broads
01:11:14do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16a wannabe petty thief
01:11:17yeah, calm down Mr. Kim
01:11:19he is a nobody
01:11:20he's
01:11:21he's not a nobody
01:11:22he's
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo
01:11:24he's just our patsy
01:11:25we had him in our web the entire time
01:11:28he wasn't in your web
01:11:29you were in his
01:11:30you fools
01:11:33please
01:11:34please don't do this
01:11:35let us go
01:11:36relax, Richard
01:11:38I can do anything crazy like
01:11:40reactivate the alarms
01:11:42oh, thank you
01:11:44because I already have
01:11:49what?
01:11:54what kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56and what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59you think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01steal my stash?
01:12:03no
01:12:03not here
01:12:04not on my turf
01:12:08oh
01:12:08jesus
01:12:10the three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB
01:12:13Annie Oakley
01:12:14and Penelope Cruz
01:12:16the world's best cat burglars
01:12:18my pink ass
01:12:20oh god
01:12:21and that's Richard Kim
01:12:23isn't it?
01:12:24the geriatric hutster
01:12:25from the Cretaceous period
01:12:27trying to de-extinct your career
01:12:29after that deplorable magic competition
01:12:33and you
01:12:35that mask
01:12:38I know you
01:12:39you're the son of a bitch
01:12:41that got me put away
01:12:42for two years
01:12:44well, too bad it didn't stick
01:12:45huh?
01:12:47but as I recall
01:12:48I did kill your brother
01:12:50I put him down like a dog
01:12:53I should have put you down that night too
01:12:56tell you what
01:12:57we're gonna finish that job
01:12:59right now
01:13:06well, I knew it
01:13:08you never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16that's not my blood
01:13:23I'm probably thinking
01:13:24I didn't see how he did that
01:13:27and you know why he didn't?
01:13:30he blinked
01:13:31get him!
01:13:35sweet
01:13:35you guys brought flowers
01:13:53freeze!
01:14:01that's enough
01:14:08what?
01:14:10how did you do that?
01:14:12I sewed like a bunch of hogs
01:14:13before getting butchered
01:14:14for a pit roast
01:14:15what the hell happened?
01:14:17why am I tied up?
01:14:18because the real police
01:14:19are on their way
01:14:20and I want to make their job
01:14:21easier on them
01:14:21oh, and
01:14:22don't worry
01:14:23it's just a flesh wound
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on
01:14:25to live many years
01:14:26in prison
01:14:27now why would I go to prison?
01:14:29you're the thief
01:14:30you're stealing from me
01:14:33it's because you've been
01:14:34using your casino
01:14:35as one big cover
01:14:36as the biggest drug ring
01:14:37in the United States
01:14:38not even your billions
01:14:40can get you out of this
01:14:42because who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic
01:15:08I'm the master of magic
01:15:13you motherfucker
01:15:13put those kids through college
01:15:22and the kids just love all the colors
01:15:24and the same glass windows
01:15:27and the library
01:15:30we get brand new books
01:15:31every day
01:15:32thank you
01:15:33I still can't understand
01:15:35how you found the money
01:15:36to pay off all those loans
01:15:38you wouldn't believe me
01:15:39if I told you
01:15:43mommy, daddy
01:15:44let's get ice cream
01:15:45before the show
01:15:46yeah, ice cream
01:15:47you read my mind
01:15:48you're like a little magician
01:15:50okay, I guess we'll see
01:15:51and we'll see
01:15:52always looking forward to it
01:15:53let's go get that ice cream
01:16:01ladies and gentlemen
01:16:03allow me to introduce you
01:16:05to the newest member
01:16:06of the Angier Magic team
01:16:08the one
01:16:10the only
01:16:12mistress of magic herself
01:16:18Charity Angier
01:16:20thank you
01:16:21thank you
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