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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:21If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet.
01:34You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:41But, Father, I can't marry Paul.
01:44The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride anymore.
01:47I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here.
01:54You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy.
02:00Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:04Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too.
02:06We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treats me.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a 70-year-old geese
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:15and as his side piece, not his wife. It's not the same, Michelle.
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:23I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:06Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash. Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tramp.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:05Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:12He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but...
04:38To me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here, honey.
04:44I mean my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:06For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:08We're here, Jennifer.
05:37Let's take it again.
05:41oh my god what the hell just happened where did this insane crystal palaces come from
05:54don't sweat the details right now
06:01Jennifer my sweet it's still our wedding night are you ready to give yourself to me
06:11absolutely like i said we're husband and wife now
06:19trust me i'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet
06:54lord poseidon sorry to crash the party but zeus is stuck in the divine labyrinth the all mother needs
06:59you for a rescue op stack
07:10sweetheart an emergency just came up and i've got to go
07:12don't panic i'll be back in your arms in nine days tops
07:33mother what the hell happened why do i feel like i just woke up from a century-long fever dream
07:38oh poseidon you're finally awake remember that ancient curse you tripped bailing zeus out
07:47that's what knocked you out cold
08:05merciful seas the trident actually accepted you don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal
08:12who's who's head over heels for you
08:23spill it who is she
08:26just a regular mortal girl
08:29but to me she's everything we're already married mother if it weren't for that damn
08:35curse i'd have paraded her up to olympius ages ago praise the oceans listen to me kiddo go fetch her
08:43right this second i am literally dying to meet this girl say less mother consider it done
08:52hold on poseidon there's a catch you've been in that coma for nine whole years which means
09:00that poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years are you kidding i ghosted jennifer for
09:07nine fucking years no this is beyond messed up i need to get down there right now
09:25uh too basic go raid the divine vault for the golden apples i need to absolutely blow this
09:32girl's mind actually scratch that i'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself
09:54it's been nine goddamn years how much longer is it going to take for him to show his face
10:00jennifer why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there
10:08i'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and father just dumped on me i'll get to it you brainless cow
10:14the goddamn stench ruined my dresses i let you and your two little bastards crash here i feed you
10:19and you can't even handle one basic chore hey back the hell off this is my house too
10:27you have no right to run your mouth at me those brats of yours are just like you
10:31ungrateful blood-sucking parasites mom
10:36you know damn well the kids and i bust our asses look around we're the only ones keeping this damn
10:41house from falling apart
10:46that's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do
10:51back off don't you dare touch our mother
10:59you filthy little street rat bastards that's what you get for running your mouths at lady jessica
11:03you freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth strip them douse them in ice
11:08water and lock them in the stables sneak them a single crumb and they'll be held to pay
11:14chill mum don't forget ryan's chauffeuring us to the temple of poseidus
11:19just make these useless peasants haul the offerings shake a leg and get in the damn carriage we can't
11:24keep my big shot son-in-law waiting
11:45this is seriously creeping me out why does this temple feel so warm and familiar
11:56wait that era the bloodline of the sea god how the hell did it end up here
12:07oh almighty lord of the sea we offer these tributes with the purest intentions
12:13bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune
12:17stop standing around like idiots your only job right now is to pray to the sea god to protect
12:22ryan's fleet honestly letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the sea god is
12:28a massive privilege keep dragging your feet and i'll assume you're itching for the stables
12:34maybe if i pray to the statue it'll actually bring my husband back safely
12:41no stop we cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the sea god
12:48oh great sea god please just let my husband come home soon
12:52oh great sea god please just let our dad come home safely
13:21what the actual hell just happened why did the statues just nuke themselves
13:30somebody seriously pissed off the sea god his rage just blew those statues to smithogreens
13:43if the sea god is throwing a tantrum anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed
13:49god damn it who has the absolute stones to piss off the sea god if the ocean slaps a curse
13:55on us our
13:56entire cash flow goes down the toilet listen up people it has to be them their filthy bastard
14:02bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe so it was you three little rats grow for forgiveness
14:08right this minute or i swear to god your lives are going to my waking nightmare
14:15son of a how dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage we're stuck in phantom mode and
14:21can't
14:21do shit keto ping lord poseidon right now no my kids blood isn't filthy we literally haven't done a
14:29single thing wrong so why the hell would the sea god be pissed at us this is absolute
14:33bullshit shut your mouth peasant grab them burn them at the stake the only way to calm the sea god's
14:40rage
14:40the sea god's rage is absolute agony
14:52no stop
15:02holy crap it's lord poseidon
15:09stand down
15:19hold up did anyone else just hear that
15:23damn it we're too far poseidon can't manifest here just hang on a little longer my lady little
15:29ones you gotta believe me he's coming burning them ain't enough for the sea god he's sending us a sign
15:38father word is the sea god skins traitors alive packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed
15:44shells turning them into gravel to walk on for eternity father my kids and i are innocent the real
15:50sinners are these sick freaks putting their hands on children oh so the sea god's pissed at us his
15:56biggest believers bullshit i dump cash and prayers on his altar every year while you you filthy peasants
16:01ain't cocked up
16:02look jen i didn't want to get my hands dirty but you brought the sea god's hall down on us
16:19skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this
16:25back off you ugly witch don't you dare lay a finger on our mom
16:36you little maggots this is what happens when you piss off the sea god
16:42you're not dragging our whole family to hell with you
16:52you dirty little bastards don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you
17:00no michelle let go of my kids
17:04my skin i'll take the hit just don't touch them
17:10jennifer this is your goddamn fault if you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat and
17:16pout these bastards we wouldn't be in this mess no put this all on me chris and sophia are good
17:23kids they're your own flesh and blood for god's sake you can't do this get the hell off me i
17:30don't
17:30have any filthy grandchildren what the hell are you brain dead idiots waiting for getting them alive already
17:41these mortals no these monsters how dare they stoop this low
17:50screw it i'm taking my true form to save the heirs
18:00thomas stop you know the rules if you manifest in the mortal realm you break the law of fate
18:06you'll be wiped from existence
18:13no get your filthy hands off my kids
18:24do it like this put your backs into it if you let these little rats slip because you grew a
18:30conscience
18:30i'll sell your asses to the galleys
18:37i can't stomach this anymore even if it vaporizes my soul i am saving those airs
18:48wait samus i feel the power of the sea god
19:09back the hell off
19:20look it's lord poseidon's the boss is actually back
19:28jennifer sweetheart i'm here i am so sorry i let you go through this hell
19:32it's really you thank god he actually brought you back to me look this is chris and sophia
19:41our kids
19:43dad we totally knew it was you you actually came back
19:49what in the hell just happened jesus how'd i end up eating dirt
19:53father forget that look over there that filthy beggar is back
19:58talk
20:00right now
20:01who did this which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch jennifer and my kids
20:07you don't get to question us jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the sea god
20:12they brought this shit storm on us as their father you should be paying for their sins with your life
20:18almighty sea god please forgive us these four impure wretches aren't part of our family
20:23don't lump us in with their sins i'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage
20:35you absolute clowns you keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the sea god without
20:42realizing i am the sea god
20:58oh mcidon holy crap he really is the sea god oh great sea god please forgive us mason and his
21:06screwed up family pulled the strings we're innocent don't buy his
21:10bullshit open your eyes it's just a cheap dark magic trick if the real sea god was here we'd all
21:16be dead meat he actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god if the real god finds
21:22out we worship the damn warlock we're cooked we gotta skin this freak and his family alive before
21:27anyone finds out you arrogant brain desk mortals you tortured my wife and kids so now i'm thing
21:35terrorize i'm bringing down the ocean's wrath i'll give you a front row seat to exactly who you're messing with
21:49no freaking way is this filthy beggar actually the sea god
21:53the sea god is this filthy street rat is a complete fraud
22:15no freaking way is this filthy beggar's death
22:16what the hell is happening to my hand
22:34Wait, why did the Sea God statue just blow to pieces?
22:38You brain-dead idiots!
22:40The real Sea God is pissed because this peasant is playing dress-up with his name!
22:45Help me pin this bastard down and finish him!
22:48Step on it!
22:49If we don't string them up right now, the Sea God is gonna wipe us off the map!
22:53The ocean will swallow us whole!
22:55Freeze!
22:57Look!
22:57He's running on fumes!
22:59Now's our window to take this Warwick out!
23:02What the hell is going on?
23:05Enough!
23:06I'll let it slide you got played earlier.
23:08But from this second on, if you touch my wife and kids, I'll rain literal hellfire on you!
23:13You, you gullible morons!
23:16Everyone knows Jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago.
23:20Like the Sea-Dotted would moo light as a tramp.
23:23Like he'd knock up a slut like Jennifer and just poop into thin air!
23:27I bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic!
23:33Ha ha!
23:35Damn straight.
23:37A true god is untouchable.
23:40You hack this warlock to pieces.
23:43And I'll toss you ten gold coins right here.
23:47Right now.
23:53To be continued...
24:01Un-freaking-believable!
24:04The guy's literally made of steel!
24:09almighty sea god please forgive your cluteless blind believers you unrepentant mortals you
24:18actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me you vicious brain-dead clowns time
24:26to face the music holy crap he really is the sea god we are dead meat what just happened why
24:41am i
24:41running on empty no the coma i burned through all my divine mocha fighting off that damn curse for
24:47nine years this damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion we need to get the high priest down
24:55here to wreck him you absolute idiots do you seriously think this washed up bum is the sea god
25:02he's just a wicked warlock if he was actually poseidon he wouldn't be this pathetic it's an
25:09ancient curse i tank my powers fighting it off that's why i'm weakened you brain-dead sheep
25:15only morons swallow a lie that pathetic anyone who sides with this warlock has
25:20catch hell when the real god finds out
25:30shut the hell up who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea god under my roof
25:42a little birdie told me some crack pop in here is parading around calling himself the sea god
25:50your holiness it's this wicked warlock he's using dark magic to fake being the sea god and scam our
25:55tributes
25:55high priest you're the only hotline to the sea god if he was really coming down he'd have given you
26:01a heads
26:01up
26:08i haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea god coming down you're just some two-bit sorcerer
26:13using cheap magic to play god the high priest is his top servant this guy really is just a fraud
26:22putting on a cheap magic act make him pay
26:28thank god for the high priest we almost bought the scam
26:33the sea god would have been pissed and we'd be dead meat
26:40what a joke i don't have some mortal messenger down here he's full of shit
26:44you arrogant little speck did you really think you could hijack my name without facing my wrath
26:50you son of a bitch how dare you slander me i'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you
26:56myself
27:19holy crap what's happening the high priest just got zapped by lightning
27:23is that guy actually the sea god
27:29bullshit
27:31impossible yeah that was the sea god's wrath warning me because you spinless cowards are
27:37dragging your feet letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple
27:43oh it was his wrath all right but who do you think called it down
27:48listen up defy the sea god and you'll get worse than lightning
27:53he'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every last traitor straight to hell
28:10ignorant sheep
28:25no freaking way
28:34no freaking way
28:37even running on a fraction of my power you bottom feeders couldn't lay a finger on my family
28:46guys listen there is zero chance he's the sea god since when does a god fall for a random munal
28:51it's a joke he's a cheap warlock
28:54hold the line did you idiots forget his orders want to get swallowed by a tidal wave
28:59we're dead meat if you back down
29:02but his voodoo is too strong we can't even dent this freakish water wall
29:07bullshit every trick has a loophole hurl every sharp object we've got
29:12something's bound to bust this cheap ass force mailed
29:22dad you just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air
29:26are you actually the sea god
29:30you bet he is sweetie
29:31your dad would never lie to you
29:36all right if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo
29:39it's time to bring out the big gun
29:43watch and weep warlock
29:45i don't care how strong your mojo is
29:49it ain't surviving the sea god's anchor
29:56try to shield jennephy
30:10try to shield jennephy
30:23are you kidding me
30:24how did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig
30:27who the hell are you
30:30i warned you you absolute fools
30:33open your damn eyes
30:34this is the trident the ultimate symbol of the ocean
30:38and i am its master
30:39poseidon the sea god
30:42the sea god
30:44he actually is the sea god
30:46sweet jesus what the hell have i done
30:50you've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years
30:54just to line your own pockets
30:56that is an unforgivable sin
31:05no almighty sea god mercy
31:07william brain masked us
31:09we never wanted to hurt your family
31:12lord decided please spare us
31:15jennifer these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell
31:19it's your call
31:20how do you want me to finish them
31:22no jennifer my precious daughter don't do this
31:26you know me i would never truly hurt you
31:28okay i screwed up i admit it
31:31but i see the light now
31:32we share the same blood we're family
31:34please jennifer
31:36don't let him wipe us off the map over a grudge
31:39think of the kids
31:40exactly
31:41jennifer my sweet sister
31:44we share the same blood
31:46i swear to god i'll never pull this shit again
31:49please cut us a break
31:55honey i'm not a monster like them
31:57they still share blood with our kids
32:00i won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in chris and sophia's heads
32:04let's just walk away
32:05i just want a peaceful life
32:29well look at you gorgeous
32:31you must be my boy poseidon's wife
32:35absolutely stunning
32:48mother oh my goodness
32:51and who are these two adorable little monkeys
32:56mother these are the kids jennifer gave me
32:59pretty cute right
33:01grandma
33:02grandma
33:05are you kidding me
33:07nobody told me i hit the absolute jackpot
33:12i packed way too light
33:14but don't worry darlings
33:15grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home
33:23what the actual hell
33:26i've never seen this much gold
33:30one single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet
33:39come along my precious grandbabies
33:42let grandma show you how we do real gifts
34:05take a look kiddos
34:07a little welcome gift from grandma
34:10what do you think
34:11we'd love anything you give us grandma
34:13but there's literally nothing here
34:16ha ha ha ha ha
34:42whoa this is freaking awesome
34:44oh it melts my heart to see you love it
34:47thanks a million grandma
34:49jennifer my dear
34:51slap on this pearl necklace
34:53and you'll literally never age
34:55this bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease
34:57and this ring
34:58calls down lightning on demand
35:00just a little welcome to the family starter pack
35:02no way mother
35:04these are priceless
35:04i can't accept them
35:08oh my god
35:09oh my god
35:10i am so so sorry
35:11i swear it slipped
35:12jessica used to beat me black and blue
35:14just for breaking a cheap bowl
35:15now i've shattered something priceless
35:17from the sea god's mother
35:18she's gonna skin me alive
35:20hey deep breaths jennifer
35:22relax
35:23remember mother gave those to you
35:25they're yours now
35:26you can smash every last one of them
35:28if it makes you happy
35:33oh sweetheart
35:34no this is 100% on me
35:36i totally forgot that necklace
35:38is so packed with magic
35:39it shatters on impact
35:40i can't believe i almost gave you
35:42a heart attack
35:43bad grandma
35:44jennifer honey
35:45stop walking on eggshells
35:46chuck this bling at the wall for fun
35:48break it all
35:49bring fresh batches
35:50until you realize
35:51you're one of us
35:52thank you mother
35:55hold on poseidon
35:56where's your gift
35:57this poor girl went through nine years of hell
35:59because you face planted into a coma
36:00treat her like royalty
36:02or i'll personally kick your ass to the curb
36:04mother chill
36:05i already hooked jennifer up
36:07with a massive gift back at my palace
36:09i just didn't bring it
36:10because i was rushing to save her
36:13i'll grab it the second we kept breather babe
36:18hold the phone
36:19i brought a little something
36:20for my new sister-in-law too
36:27look i'm really sorry jennifer
36:29this whole disaster is basically my fault
36:31you and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me
36:34consider this a my bad care package
36:36a massive dose of raw divine power
36:38zeus you absolute meathead
36:39did you completely forget
36:41jennifer is still 100% human
36:43her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet
36:46ah crap
36:48my bad jennifer
36:49i totally dropped the ball on that one
36:51brain frat
36:52hand it over
36:55i'll just convert your raw power
36:57into a mountain of jewelry for jennifer
36:59to make up for your screw up
37:01jennifer our wedding down here
37:02was pretty bear's bone
37:03and my family missed it
37:04let's do a massive blowout
37:06invite the whole pantheon
37:07to shower you and the kids with blessings
37:09sorry honey
37:10can we skip the blowout
37:11chris sofia and i are literally nobodies
37:14we'd stick out like sarathees partying with actual gods
37:17i'm just really freaked out
37:19are they gonna act like aunt michelle
37:21and beat us up for being trash
37:22we don't need them
37:24just you and dad is enough
37:29my poor sweet babies
37:30you've been through the wrencher
37:31listen to grandma okay
37:33that nightmare is over
37:34none of my kids are toxic snobs like that
37:37they'll treat you like absolute royalty
37:38damn right
37:39i guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms
37:41and if you're still spooked
37:43i swear on my life
37:44as long as i'm breathing
37:45nobody lays a finger on you
37:47okay bestydon
37:48i trust you
37:59the wedding dress is the main event
38:01and these mortal rags are tragically basic
38:05even top tier royal outfits
38:07aren't good enough for our jennifer
38:13grandma
38:14i brought the wardrobe
38:23jennifer
38:24go nuts
38:25pick out absolutely anything you want
38:28up here
38:29we use magic power like cash
38:31and zeus's apology fund
38:33is basically a bottomless black card
38:36unreal
38:39it's so insanely soft
38:42i've been stuck in patched up potato sacks my whole life
38:45i'm actually allowed to wear this
38:51obviously
38:51but zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom made by yours truly
39:02hey jennifer look at me
39:03by the almighty ocean
39:06my beautiful wife how did you get so breathtakingly gorgeous
39:09mom you look insanely pretty
39:11i had zero clue you were this stunning jennifer and your kids are adorable
39:15look i whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly
39:18just rock these around the palace
39:19this is just
39:20thank you so so much
39:22we absolutely love it
39:25don't mention it
39:26but hey grandma
39:28jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones
39:30we need to put some meat on them
39:32hestia's actually been cooking up a storm
39:34pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast
39:36just for jennifer and the kids
39:38she even called dibs on catering the wedding
39:40you guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this
39:42this is way too much
39:44jennifer
39:44you've raised two kids solo while getting stomped on by monsters
39:48listen to me
39:48you need to seriously carb load
39:50damn right
39:51your health is the only thing i care about
39:53don't fight us
39:54just be a good girl and eat up
40:02hey there jennifer come on over
40:04dig in and let me know what hits the spot
40:15awesome
40:16i didn't even know food could taste this freaking good
40:23come on jennifer let your husband pamper you for a second
40:26say ah
40:44hope you like the setup babe
40:46mother went totally overboard
40:47if you hate any of it
40:49just say the word
40:49i'll tear it down and start from scratch
40:51no sweat
40:51oh don't even worry about it honey
40:54i'm obsessed with it
40:57jennifer
40:59mother's got chris and sophia for the night
41:01so we've got the place to ourselves
41:03what do you say we go for baby number three
41:06oh honey no
41:09three kids
41:09i'd lose my mind trying to handle all of them
41:12babe you're married to the sea god
41:14even if we're swamped
41:15my mom and siblings are right next door
41:17our kids will never be alone
41:20plus my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth
41:24i'd put her on speed dial
41:25you wouldn't feel a thing
41:27all right all right
41:28you're the boss
41:48god jennifer
41:49you're just as breathtaking as the day we married
42:02grandma where's mom
42:04she's the vip today
42:06why is she mia
42:07hold on a minute kiddo
42:10let's go track down your dad
42:12and figure this out
42:15hey pasteiden
42:16why the hold up with jennifer
42:18did we hit a snag
42:21well jennifer and i didn't get any sleep
42:23until the sun came up
42:24she's dead to the world
42:25so i figured i'd let her rest
42:26i just slipped out
42:28freaking believable
42:29the wedding is literally about to start
42:31could you really not keep it in your pants for one night
42:33all right mother chill
42:34i'm gonna get her right now
42:44holy crap poseidon actually let me sleep in
42:47it's our damn wedding day
42:48i'm gonna be so late
42:49i gotta sprint
42:57mother playing favorites as always
43:01giving a punk like poseidon a palace this sick
43:15i'm real
43:18what's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this
43:23hey gorgeous
43:24hades
43:25god of the underworld
43:26ditch this snooze fest and come be my queen
43:29yeah hard pass
43:30not interested
43:37cute
43:38but that's not really your call to make sweetheart
43:47back on
43:48back on
43:59BEST
43:59HADES
44:00what the hell do you think you're doing
44:05well colour me shocked
44:08Who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you?
44:17Hades, if we didn't share a mother, I'd gut you where you stand!
44:25What the hell is going on here?
44:29Hades, how did I race such a scumbag?
44:33Apologize to Jennifer.
44:35Right now!
44:37My bad, Jennifer. Didn't know who you were.
44:39Take half my divine power as a peace offering.
44:41It'll make you completely immortal.
44:43Just let it slide, Mother.
44:45The wedding's starting. Let's not waste another second on this creep.
44:56In the name of the Sea God, I swear Jennifer is my one and only wife.
45:01From this day forward, she shares the full power of the ocean with me.
45:04I swear on my life to be completely faithful to Poseidon until my last breath.
45:21Mom and Dad are going to live happily ever after with us.
45:40Grandma, Mom only wakes up on time when we're around. We want to have a sleepover with Mom.
45:49All right, my sweet little angels, let it go. Your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight.
46:02Honey, thank you for giving me such a warm, happy home. This place is everything I've ever dreamed of.
46:11If you know, love it here. We'll just put down roots.
46:16Honestly, the only things worth a damn back at my palace are your gifts anyway.
46:19Anyway, I'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow.
46:34I won't break my promise this time, I swear.
46:38Three days, Tops.
46:40And this little toy boat, if you run into trouble, just crush it and I'll be there in a heartbeat.
46:55And this barrier, unless you say so, it'll bounce every single person trying to get in.
47:03Stay safe out there, honey.
47:07Dad, hurry back so we can play!
47:24This is it! Look at this place!
47:28Hades better not be playing us.
47:29He swore if we pull this off, he'd bring our family's empire back from the dead!
47:36Hell no, he wouldn't.
47:38He's the god of the underworld.
47:41The sea god basically nuked our family.
47:44Lord Hades is our only lifeline.
47:53Over here!
47:54Bet you can't catch us!
47:56Chris, Sophia, slow down.
47:59You're gonna eat dirt.
48:00We don't care if we get hurt.
48:02When dad gets back, he can patch us up in seconds.
48:08You-ho, Jennifer!
48:10Come look who's here!
48:12Why the hell is the door locked?
48:15We're your flesh and blood.
48:17Don't tell me you got amnesia already!
48:20Nice try, but that ain't happening!
48:26Son of a bitch!
48:28Hades called it.
48:29The sea god rigged this place with a force field.
48:32Our only play is to guilt-track Jennifer into opening the damn door.
48:36Jennifer, I know you're listening!
48:38Are you brain dead?
48:41We put a roof over your head when you had nothing!
48:45Now we're homeless!
48:47You owe us!
48:55Cut the crap!
48:56You made my life a living hell back then.
48:58Don't act like you did me a favor!
49:01Jennifer, I'm your own flesh and blood.
49:04Are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day?
49:08Your husband is the freaking sea god!
49:11A few table graphs could save our family!
49:14Yeah, Jennifer!
49:16Just bail us out this once!
49:18Consider it rent for housing you!
49:21We swear we'll never bother you again!
49:25Get a grip, Jennifer.
49:27Stop giving them handouts.
49:30But if a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good,
49:33maybe it's worth it.
49:39You better keep your word.
49:41Take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again.
49:49Are you really that dense, Jennifer?
49:52I've literally never played it straight with you.
50:05Jennifer!
50:06Those goddamn merchants are psychos!
50:09They robbed us blind, took your gold,
50:11and now they want us dead!
50:13Please!
50:14Open the damn door!
50:15Jennifer, they only went psycho
50:18because you're the sea god's wife.
50:19This is 100% on you!
50:21You can't leave us out here to get butchered!
50:27I'm dead serious, Jennifer.
50:29The merchant and his goons are right on our ass!
50:32If you don't let us in,
50:33you're signing our death warrants!
50:35Jennifer, are you really going to watch your father get slaughtered?
50:37Make your mother a widow?
50:38If word gets out she raised a heartless monster,
50:41society will destroy her!
51:04How'd you score a pad like this anyway?
51:06Get off your ass and hand this house over to us!
51:10We gave you a place to crash, now you owe us a house!
51:13Do I seriously have to cry for Poseidon to bail me out again?
51:17No, I can't keep dragging him into my messes.
51:27Unreal!
51:28Look at this mother-lod!
51:30Father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash!
51:34Trash like Jennifer doesn't deserve this!
51:37We do!
51:42Check out this palace.
51:44The bling is nice, but the real estate is the real jackpot.
51:46We gotta get our names on that deed.
51:48You brain-dead idiots!
51:50Did you forget Hades' orders?
51:51Move your asses!
51:53Chuck that bitch Jennifer out onto the street!
51:57Right!
51:58Lord Hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off!
52:01What the heck do you think you're doing?
52:03When Dad finds out, he's gonna wipe the floor with you!
52:06Yeah!
52:07You stupid jerks!
52:09If you touch Mom, Dad is gonna destroy you!
52:13Give me a break!
52:15How's the Sea God gonna react when he finds out his precious wife banged his own brother?
52:19He'll either boot her or drown her ass!
52:25No!
52:25Father, why are you doing this to me?
52:28Ah!
52:45Not bad at all.
52:46Like we agree.
52:47I'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome.
52:51You're the best Lord Hades!
52:54Thank you!
52:56Get your hands off her!
53:05Get your hands off her!
53:21I gave you your chance, Hades.
53:28Jennifer, you were in real danger.
53:31Why didn't you call me?
53:34Honey, I'm so sorry.
53:36I just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate.
53:38I'm just a useless mortal.
53:40I can't keep dragging you down.
53:43Look at me, babe.
53:44We're married.
53:52We're married.
53:55Come hell or high water, you're never facing anything alone again.
54:02I get it, honey.
54:03I promise.
54:12And as for these psychos, they've crossed the line too many times.
54:18Even if you want to give them a pass, I'm gonna slaughter every last one of them!
54:24Almighty sea god, please!
54:28Almighty sea god, please!
54:31You've got it all wrong!
54:32We only broke in because we caught Jennifer, that absolute slut, hooking up with another guy!
54:38We were protecting your honor!
54:40Exactly!
54:42If we hadn't showed up, she'd be all over some other dude!
54:45Honestly, you should be thanking us!
54:47You're all sick in the head.
54:49I'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth!
55:02I'm gonna wipe you off the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:04the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:04of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the
55:08face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:11the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:12of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the
55:12face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:12the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:12of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the
55:12face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:16the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:31Poseidon you gullible idiot. I pushed your buttons and you practically hand-delivered
55:37your own divine weapon to me. Did you skip Godhub 101? If a bonded weapon gets corrupted
55:41by a god on my level, the backlash tears the owner apart. Look brother, I don't want to
55:51end you. Just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll let you walk. Come on Jennifer, doesn't
56:02it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug? Poseidon please, get up! Jennifer, get
56:09over here. Give yourself to me and I'll pull the plug on his torture. Don't listen to him,
56:17Jennifer. Get over here Jennifer, or I swear I'm gonna erase Poseidon from existence right
56:24now! Don't! Jennifer, listen to me! If you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding,
56:33get over here right now! Please, just stop hurting Poseidon. I'll do it. I agree to whatever
56:45you want. Poseidon, please take good care of our kids and my mother.
57:08You lay a finger on my woman, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks
57:14like.
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