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Pushers S01E04 Skyfire Episode 4 Engsub
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00:00Do you know why I hate spice?
00:03It's unnatural chemical muck,
00:06cooked up by child slaves in China.
00:09That's as good a reason as any, though.
00:11I haven't finished yet.
00:12It's destroying the prisons.
00:14It smells like urine.
00:16It's one of the least carbon-friendly substances you can get.
00:20And would you take a look at the state of my streets?
00:26What a mess.
00:30Let's buy some of this new spice.
00:32See who turns up.
00:34This is clearly a serious operation run by expert criminals.
00:39Cheers!
00:41I thought I'd at least feel something.
00:43So I'm being sober.
00:44Is it even cold?
00:47Yes, yes.
00:49Not working.
00:50So essentially we're just having a bath together.
01:00Congratulations again.
01:02Organised crime group.
01:04OK.
01:06We shifted the last of the cocaine.
01:12We did it!
01:14Yeah!
01:15Drug dealing!
01:16No!
01:18Does anyone remember those little foot fishies they had up in the shopping centre?
01:24Yeah!
01:26It did!
01:26It gets shut down because people kept...
01:31See where the fish is?
01:33No getting next to you out.
01:36It's...
01:36What?
01:37On your feet?
01:37I have a theory that the sudden rise in fish pedicures signalled the beginning of the decline of the West.
01:42How much foot could a foot fish suck as a foot fish could suck feet?
01:46Get her, Dwayne!
01:48Get her!
01:50Why is he here?
01:51I thought this far, we're at it surely!
01:53Go away!
01:54I just said Dwayne was 55 with an hormone deficiency thing guy.
01:57They took one look at you lot.
01:59Left it.
02:00I'm doing Leo a favour, Mum.
02:02Uncle Larry says this, bum heads.
02:04Trying to climb inside me mum.
02:05Oi!
02:06Not those of that words.
02:09What's that finger?
02:10Yeah.
02:11That's a stoma.
02:12It sucks up the sores of naughty little boys.
02:16It's how I managed to stay looking so young.
02:19No.
02:19It's a stoma.
02:22All this reminds me of giving birth to him.
02:25Screws put me in the shower.
02:27They didn't know what else to do.
02:29They were all men back then, you know.
02:32You're close.
02:33Yeah.
02:34Mum had me inside.
02:37I didn't see this little bastard again till he was three.
02:43Did I?
02:44Stop it.
02:45Stop it.
02:46Stop it.
02:46Stop it.
02:47It's a good boy.
02:49It's never too late to have an happy childhood, you know.
02:53Where's the bus museum?
02:55Oh, it's going an errand for me.
03:05Something spice for Emily behind Ewan's butt.
03:08Don't tell Ewan.
03:10He's doing an errand for you.
03:12Yeah, I'm picking up my cerebral palsy pills.
03:20So it's nothing Dodger?
03:21No.
03:23No.
03:23That's stop me from slowing down even more.
03:29See?
03:30It's happening right now.
03:36Because I have run out all of them.
03:55Do you know him?
03:57No.
04:03No shower.
04:04Waste of my time.
04:05I missed a bloody spa for this.
04:09They're meaning to talk to you.
04:11It's not about investing in dog shoes again, is it?
04:19What the fuck are you wearing?
04:24I ain't ever been to a spa before.
04:26What are you meant to wear?
04:29Swimwear.
04:31But I can't swim.
04:32Well, at least show a bit of flesh.
04:42Happy now, pervert?
04:46Yes.
04:46Yeah.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Yeah.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Yeah.
04:51Yeah.
04:55I did all this money.
04:57Don't you eat gummy bears?
05:00What on earth is she up to love?
05:05I know her love.
05:06But it's either this, or actually having to talk to her.
05:12Talkings don't do conversation or feelings.
05:17We're not from London.
05:21We see you.
05:23Five thousand pounds.
05:27Again.
05:29Again.
05:30Oh my God.
05:32You don't like your second breakfast bap of the morning, is there?
05:46I see you.
05:49I see you.
05:54We see you.
05:54I see you.
06:05I swear I know this fella.
06:08Yeah.
06:09I want to make him flapjack.
06:12Big Jack.
06:13He's the flapjack man.
06:17Wait.
06:18It's me.
06:19Here we go.
06:21October 97.
06:23That's right.
06:24It was him.
06:25Emily's little school friend.
06:27Little Ewan Sheridan.
06:34That boy made our lives hell back in the day.
06:39Oh my God.
06:41And it was him who got into all that trouble for the fire.
06:46Ewan Sheridan burnt down a school.
06:48Christ.
06:49Were the kids inside?
06:50Dunno.
06:51Worse, he set fire to our favourite pub and the Mackeys.
06:55I had to drive to Bloody Beverley for my McNuggets.
07:00Come on.
07:01It's my kid.
07:02That better.
07:15And that, Daddy, was Ludwig van Beethoven.
07:18For some reason, Mummy says she'll be facing 20 years in prison.
07:22Unless you pick me up and take me to your gong thing later.
07:25Gong thing?
07:27What music did I mean?
07:30So it's now a good time to give you a little present.
07:34That's a gun, is it?
07:37Is that a gun?
07:40It's a gift.
07:41You don't need it anymore, do you?
07:43Oh, brilliant.
07:45How many mouths has that been in?
07:49I still want out.
07:50You're getting out because of one date with a random girl.
07:59I like her.
08:01She's cool and shit.
08:04And if I'm with her, I've got to be a daddy for Dwayne.
08:07So anyways, let's just do Chazza now.
08:11But for realsies, right, I could be any stickers.
08:17I made your own head of stickers.
08:22Whatever gun, Emily.
08:25I can't be trusted with my gun.
08:29I can barely be trusted with my own hands.
08:35Well, if you don't want the gun, I'm leaving it over here, yeah?
08:39Oh, well, I'll take it.
08:43As long as I can call her Daphne.
08:50Why?
08:51Less scary and bailing.
09:04You lovely ladies ready for your couple's massage?
09:07Where shall we put our gowns?
09:12Sorry?
09:14Our gowns?
09:16Where shall we put them?
09:20Yes, darlings.
09:22If you just lie down on your fronts.
09:27Your fronts.
09:29Yes, fronts.
09:31Did you know that I'm a local drug lord?
09:40Relax.
09:41The average IQ for a level six masseuse is 93.
09:44But unfortunately, she can still understand me.
09:52Let's talk about drugs.
09:57But...
09:59Can you call them coffee or something?
10:06Is you and Sheridan aware that for the past three weeks,
10:09we've been selling Fairtrade tea
10:10in addition to the final grounds for Fairtrade coffee?
10:13Do they need to know that we're selling spice as well if we're going to go legit?
10:3099.3% of our income comes from hot beverages.
10:33Only 0.7% from donations.
10:36It's unsustainable.
10:37But what do you value more?
10:38Fairtrade tea or your friendship with Ewan?
10:41Now, if you'd like to turn over.
10:45But...
10:49I do have to ask, are her muscles, like, normal?
10:55Well, not normal. I know they're not normal.
10:57But are they in the same places as on normal people?
11:01She doesn't have any.
11:03Her mother was impregnated by a blobfish.
11:06Oh, no.
11:09Bless her.
11:13Fuck, bitch.
11:14Let's carry on selling spice.
11:19What does it matter if we help if you non-disabled pricks feed their addiction?
11:34I'll convince you and just need to get packed
11:41on side.
11:45Oh, what a relaxing day.
11:51It's an alarm.
11:55It means something bad is happening.
12:00I am going to punch you in your face.
12:11What an awful thing to say.
12:22How were I supposed to know you can't smoke?
12:25Here's a clue.
12:27It's not 2006.
12:31Do you know how much money I spend in here?
12:34I'm afraid we can't bend the rules for any child, sir.
12:39There's a little boy right there.
12:41That is very offensive.
12:44That is a man.
12:45He has a hormone deficiency.
12:47What are you doing?
12:49Mummy said you'd be so stressy, you'd need to be stroked.
12:52So I'm stroking you like a cat.
12:55She probably said I'll be so stressed that I'll have a stroke.
12:59Well, now you've had three strokes.
13:01Yes.
13:07Thank you for coming over.
13:11I need to talk to you about you.
13:16What's Grotham done now?
13:19Cuckooing.
13:20Oh, your home.
13:22Shall we?
13:24Cuckooing?
13:26That's the term I was reading about earlier online.
13:30Is that a porn thing?
13:38It's when criminals use threats and violence to coerce a vulnerable person
13:43into using their home as a base for drug dealing.
13:49I know all about drugs.
13:53Me and your man went to the Hacienda.
13:56Once.
13:59Accidentally.
14:02Thought it was a Mexican restaurant.
14:04You forgot our anniversary!
14:07No, I, erm...
14:09Stop! Please!
14:11Just... just stop.
14:17I'm sorry about what happened to your boy.
14:20What happened to my boy?
14:21When this one started that fire at the school.
14:24She blamed it all on him.
14:26I wanted to talk to you about it then, but I was fraught with grief.
14:31But...
14:32What he's done.
14:34What he's doing.
14:36How he's involving my M-O-E.
14:41That's not right.
14:44You grass.
14:46You bastard grass.
14:49No, I am...
14:50That's why they took him off me.
14:51That's why they sent him away.
14:53Because of your lie.
14:55You sat all over his young life.
14:59But, Rick.
15:02But, Rick.
15:02You...
15:02You...
15:03Referred to him...
15:06As she loved him...
15:08Literally moments ago.
15:12You...
15:13Were his best pal.
15:15His only pal.
15:18Were...
15:19Jordan.
15:27I don't want those people.
15:31Their drugs.
15:33Or any money you haven't honestly earned.
15:36In.
15:37This.
15:37House.
15:41Okay.
15:45It's now a bad time to...
15:49Actually what the...
15:52Actually end it was like.
15:57Awful.
15:59No guacamole.
16:30And the rump goes to...
16:34Guzzling John.
16:36For rice.
16:39Horrid little pubs like this always remind me of Daddy.
16:49No, he's self-made.
16:54Property, mostly.
16:55But part of his business was hiring out those awful fruit machines.
16:59One-armed bandits, he calls them.
17:01Highly offensive.
17:01So you don't get on.
17:05We haven't always had the best relationship but...
17:07Pretty close now.
17:09And the pork belly is...
17:12Abracadabra for Gandalf.
17:14Congrats mate.
17:15Can I just...
17:16Can I just...
17:17Say something?
17:18It is so lovely...
17:19Not to be in yet another inter-able relationship.
17:22To be with someone who just...
17:24Gets what I've been through, you know?
17:28Relationship...
17:28I feel...
17:30I feel...
17:32Isn't that what lesbians do?
17:34No, I was wondering if...
17:36You wanted to meet him.
17:38Daddy.
17:40Did you just call me...
17:44Daddy?
17:47No.
17:48I was...
17:49Wondering if you wanted to meet my father.
17:52Oh!
17:52Er...
17:54Er...
17:54You two are the cutest couple...
17:56That I've ever seen...
17:58Since...
17:59I spotted Jedward in the Million Centre.
18:01Hello there.
18:02Can we help you?
18:04They're your employees.
18:06They are from Howard.
18:08We've met 24 times before.
18:10I'm Minibus Missy.
18:10We've also met a number of times.
18:13Put your...
18:14Boss...
18:15Bosses.
18:16Bossesses.
18:18Screw this.
18:18Do you want to just come back to mine?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Do we need a condom?
18:27No.
18:29Sean.
18:31Hello, Sean.
18:32Oh, God.
18:35Sobriety just gets worse and worse.
18:39I couldn't breathe in there.
18:41Now, you must help me get home.
18:43What's that, Gunny?
18:44Get me home, Sean.
18:46You want me to put you in Harry's jacket?
18:48Yes.
18:49Help me get home, dear boy.
18:53Bye-bye.
18:56Am I having a psychosis?
18:59Nah.
19:00Mega pack of bacon.
19:02Little Patricia.
19:06Umm...
19:10Look at those fucking swans.
19:17That's it.
19:18That's it.
19:19That's it.
19:19Yeah.
19:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:20Go on.
19:21Go on.
19:21Go on.
19:22Go on.
19:23Yes, me!
19:25Oi!
19:26Go, go, go, go, go, go.
19:27What, you nunts?
19:28Yeah, you pedo.
19:29Stop staring at our young flesh, will you?
19:32Yeah?
19:33He pedo.
19:34Right, come on, man.
19:35Let's go to the pub.
19:38Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
19:42go, go, go.
19:42Well, you go and get changed now, my little darling.
19:45And then, we'll pop down Bear Grylls, all right?
19:49Hey, we never get taken care.
19:52It's time to deal with Sheridan.
19:55What? No, you and Sheridan?
19:58Why would I want to murder Sheridan's men?
20:02Ooh, lovely mega-bacon.
20:15Mine!
20:23Shiggy, son?
20:24That's right, ma'am.
20:27Uh, ma'am, I wanted to ask you...
20:33Um...
20:34Well, cuff it up, or fuck off.
20:38Would he be a good dad, do you reckon?
20:42Of course you would, son.
20:44Sadly, your personality's best prophylactic encounter.
20:49So I doubt you'll ever have to worry about Burns, you daft bugger.
20:55Thanks, ma'am.
20:58I need to talk to you.
21:02Fuck it up, or cuff off?
21:04Well, that's not right.
21:07You know what?
21:08Is it, ma'am?
21:09Forget it.
21:29So, apparently, he had the best day ever with Uncle Punpface.
21:33Could have been talking about Harry.
21:34And you've got him doing homework.
21:37I've never seen anything like it.
21:40He reminds me of me when I was a little...
21:42without the tag, man.
21:44And were tagged when you were eight?
21:47Too big for me ankle, so they had to put it round me waist.
21:57Do you, er... want nothing else?
22:05Oi. Bedtime.
22:16You, man.
22:18Is this a gun?
22:19Daphne, what do you like?
22:21Give me your hand, man.
22:30Sorry, Daphne. You've got him packing me sock.
22:39I'm so happy you're staying over.
22:43I want everything to be perfect.
22:46Just wait right there.
23:04Night, then, girlfriend.
23:05Sleep well.
23:06Oh, OK.
23:09Um...
23:10Night, night.
23:18Sorry.
23:19Did I leave my phone in here?
23:34I'll see you next time.
23:34Bye-bye.
23:34Bye-bye.
23:35Bye-bye.
23:36Bye-bye.
23:37Bye-bye.
23:37Bye-bye.
23:38Bye-bye.
23:38Bye-bye.
23:38Bye-bye.
23:39Bye-bye.
23:40Bye-bye.
23:43Bye-bye.
23:47Bye-bye.
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