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Fake It Till You Date It
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00:00:07Is that Alex? Dang! No wonder he's the top most bangable enlisted in three years running. He's so fine.
00:00:15Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, isn't it?
00:00:18Today's the student president election? No chance anyone's beating him.
00:00:23So, who's this new guy I'm up against? Any dirt?
00:00:27Xavier, scholarship kid, geeky. Still fit though. Number two on the bangable list, so right behind you. Bit of a
00:00:36loner?
00:00:37Never heard of him.
00:00:38I told you, don't come home without the cash.
00:00:44Hey, this is St. Mountain High, not a freaking pub.
00:00:51Fine, but you won't outrun this.
00:00:56You okay?
00:01:02Yeah, I'm fine.
00:01:06Not even a thank you?
00:01:09At least tell me your name.
00:01:11It's not important.
00:01:12I'll never look away.
00:01:18That is Xavier Miller.
00:01:21Alright, Xavier.
00:01:23I'll see you at the debate.
00:01:31Alright, let's begin.
00:01:33The football kit budget was inflated two hundred and thirty percent.
00:01:37Money that could have paid for students transport who were working late.
00:01:44Are you accusing my father of corruption?
00:01:47Just stating the facts.
00:01:48Uh, we're gonna take a quick five minute recess.
00:01:54Here's another fact, genius.
00:01:56That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
00:02:00So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
00:02:04Go, go, go, go.
00:02:34I'm next to you.
00:02:49What the actual fuck?
00:02:56Well that was unexpected.
00:02:58Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:03:01I thought he got a gays.
00:03:04Hey, you good?
00:03:06I want everything on him.
00:03:08And I mean everything.
00:03:11Yeah.
00:03:24I just sold the damn house.
00:03:29What?
00:03:31You had no right.
00:03:32That's all mom left us.
00:03:34Where will we live now?
00:03:35You want to see your old man get beaten to death by lung sharks?
00:03:42I need the money.
00:03:44How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:03:578 o'clock tonight's school cafe.
00:04:00Got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
00:04:07I hear you laughing and I see you smile.
00:04:17You know that you're my everything.
00:04:24Whatever this is, make it quick.
00:04:26When I got your love.
00:04:29I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:04:33I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:04:42What?
00:04:44Are you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:04:48A contract?
00:04:50Are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:04:54Real romantic, Watson.
00:04:56Call it a mutually beneficial arrangement.
00:05:01You see, you clearly need money.
00:05:04And I need to fix my reputation.
00:05:08And well, dating the School of Scholarship Golden Boy is exactly the image boost I need right now.
00:05:13You investigated me?
00:05:15It's more like damage control.
00:05:18You see, you made me look like a fool in front of the entire school, so now you gotta fix
00:05:23it.
00:05:23If it weren't for the homophobia rumors, tanking your poll numbers, would you still want to date a guy?
00:05:31Hell no. No, no, no. You see, this is just... business.
00:05:39Duration?
00:05:41Tell the election's over.
00:05:47Keep it professional, Watson.
00:05:54Don't get any ideas.
00:06:00Don't you worry.
00:06:02Feelings aren't on the menu.
00:06:21Let the games begin.
00:06:25Boyfriend.
00:06:28Let the games begin.
00:06:31Boyfriend.
00:06:34No one's watching us.
00:06:35You can drop the act now.
00:06:37You should probably tell your heart rate that.
00:06:39Jumping like crazy in there.
00:06:41Whatever.
00:06:42I'm leaving.
00:06:43Did I say you could leave?
00:06:46We have a frat party to hit.
00:06:48It's time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple.
00:06:58Is this part of the PR stunt too?
00:07:01Obviously, one accidental kiss is not going to sell this relationship.
00:07:04How is it?
00:07:05Let's make it believable.
00:07:06Hey, look out.
00:07:08It's our star quarterback and his cute nerdy boyfriend.
00:07:13Watson, you're late.
00:07:14You know what that means, right?
00:07:15Penalty round.
00:07:18Let's go.
00:07:20Alright, boys.
00:07:21Rules are simple.
00:07:22Ice Cube goes mouth to mouth.
00:07:24No hands allowed.
00:07:25No dropping.
00:07:32Do we really have to do this?
00:07:34Are you scared?
00:07:43Technically, this is not sanitary.
00:07:59inboxed like Temple Stわle1.
00:08:01You can't do this.
00:08:09No.
00:08:10I want toAвоow.
00:08:13We thought it was 3 time.
00:08:13No.
00:08:13Oh, wow.
00:08:18What?
00:08:20That wasn't passing open.
00:08:21That was straight up out.
00:08:31What the hell is wrong with you?
00:08:33We need people to buy this, right?
00:08:41What's that? Extra credit homework?
00:08:45Our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples chemistry. Voters aren't convinced.
00:08:52Well... Pro tip, genius. Kissing with your eyes open is a dead giveaway.
00:09:09You just ruined our chemistry reference. Voters want sparks, not stats.
00:09:15And, uh, Mark set up that whole live stream thing, so I think it's time to show the world just
00:09:20how in love we are.
00:09:21You didn't think to ask me first?
00:09:25Contract clearly states you do what I say.
00:09:29Oh, why don't you guys get a load of this? Our robot boyfriend here is glitching again.
00:09:34What?
00:09:37Hey, Scotch is so worked up, huh?
00:09:40Huh?
00:09:42You need a shower.
00:09:45Fine.
00:09:46But you're joining me, and Mark's gonna live stream the whole thing.
00:09:51It's time to showcase those acting chops.
00:10:08You mind grabbing me a towel?
00:10:10You didn't think to get one before the strip show?
00:10:13I could walk out naked if you're right.
00:10:26What?
00:10:28Why so shy all of a sudden?
00:10:30You can have a quick look if you want.
00:10:32Maybe, uh...
00:10:34A little touch?
00:10:36I'm not gonna stop you.
00:10:58By popular demand, you ask, and we answer.
00:11:01Question number one.
00:11:03What was your first impression of each other?
00:11:05He's loud.
00:11:06Seriously.
00:11:07Well, my first impression of him was...
00:11:10Who is this mysterious nerd calling me out in front of everybody?
00:11:15It was harsh, I gotta admit, but...
00:11:18Boy, was it cute.
00:11:20Still loud.
00:11:22Question number two.
00:11:24What's your favorite thing about each other?
00:11:27Um, I don't know.
00:11:29A sense of responsibility, maybe?
00:11:31Thanks.
00:11:31Well, my favorite thing about him will have to be his fingers.
00:11:36Excuse me?
00:11:38Long.
00:11:40Elegant.
00:11:41Very skillful.
00:11:43Alright, next question.
00:11:44Next question is...
00:11:46Who is your most unforgettable kiss?
00:12:14Who is your most unforgettable kiss?
00:12:16Oh, my God.
00:12:17Did y'all see this?
00:12:18This had a freaking contract?
00:12:20Yes.
00:12:21I thought they were gold!
00:12:23What a scam!
00:12:23Oh, I didn't know.
00:12:28The final debate is in three days.
00:12:30If we don't turn this around fast, you're finished.
00:12:32And I know, Mark!
00:12:33I already got people tracing the hack.
00:12:35Whoever fucking leaked this file is a dead man.
00:12:38Oh, God.
00:12:41Okay, so...
00:12:42What are our options, huh?
00:12:45Everyone's seen the contract by now.
00:12:47There's no denying it.
00:12:50Unless...
00:12:51Unless...
00:12:52What?
00:12:58Unless we make it real.
00:13:05Unless we make it real.
00:13:08Xavier, I...
00:13:10I don't care.
00:13:11If the contract was fake.
00:13:12All I know is at some point it stopped being pretend to me.
00:13:15I couldn't stand you at first.
00:13:18Typical quarterback.
00:13:20Arrogant.
00:13:20Fully yourself.
00:13:22But then I saw you after practice.
00:13:25Pushing yourself harder than everyone else.
00:13:27And I noticed how you always take the fall for your teammates.
00:13:30And the way you'd look at me.
00:13:32In class.
00:13:33Xavier, I...
00:13:35Do you honestly think I've been faking this all the time?
00:13:40So, my favorite.
00:13:41For me, I think I've been doing this.
00:13:52Clull.
00:13:52The worker broke into your laptop.
00:13:54The whole school is watching his feed right now.
00:14:02I remember seeing that hack move toward you,
00:14:03The question is about the hack-a-a-gorton.
00:14:10Holy shit!
00:14:17I can fake confidence during debates, smile through press conferences, even pretend I care about school traditions that I don't
00:14:24even like.
00:14:25There's no way I could fake this.
00:14:27And yeah, maybe it started as a deal, but now, everything I said was true.
00:14:42Cut!
00:14:46That was perfect.
00:14:48At least the votes won't go down now. I've done my bit.
00:14:54Hey.
00:14:59Just doing what we agreed.
00:15:02But seeing you hurt was never part of the deal.
00:15:09I owe you, Xavier. And listen, whatever happens with the election, I just...
00:15:16It's nothing.
00:15:17Just stick into the script, right?
00:15:20You sure that's all it is?
00:15:23You sure there's no hidden feelings creeping up?
00:15:27God, you never stop, did you?
00:15:29Mm-hmm.
00:15:30Dead end on the hacker.
00:15:32Whoever it was was bouncing off multiple VPNs.
00:15:35Great.
00:15:37So we're dealing with a pro.
00:15:39Listen, everybody is going to be watching your every move.
00:15:42Okay?
00:15:43Every look, every moment, has to be authentic.
00:15:47We got this.
00:15:49Right?
00:15:55Oh, shit.
00:15:57Left my football gear at home.
00:15:59My school paper shoots tomorrow.
00:16:02Want to come with?
00:16:04Sure.
00:16:04Because I've got nothing else to do.
00:16:07Come on.
00:16:12Okay.
00:16:13Something is definitely going on between those two.
00:16:25Whoa.
00:16:26This is your average family home?
00:16:28It's my father's place.
00:16:30Not mine.
00:16:31Meaning?
00:16:32Meaning I have an older half-brother and a dad who's super big on competition.
00:16:37So if I want any part of this family fortune, then I have to beat him.
00:16:45Winning that election, it's the first step.
00:16:50Keep your family drama to yourself or not your therapist?
00:16:55Are you serious?
00:16:56I thought you were the one who wanted to make this look believable.
00:16:59Fine.
00:17:01I'll keep your sad rich boy drama in mind.
00:17:03Shut up.
00:17:05Come on.
00:17:08Alright, well, I need to go grab my jersey, but why don't you read a book or something?
00:17:23Well, well, I didn't expect to see you here.
00:17:28Sorry, do I know you?
00:17:32You must be Xavier, the famous boyfriend.
00:17:37And you are?
00:17:39I'm Noah, Alex's older brother.
00:17:44Ouch.
00:17:45Cold reception.
00:17:47So, has Alex's fiancee met you yet?
00:17:52Fiancee?
00:17:54Oh, did he leave out that little detail?
00:17:58This whole fake boyfriend thing.
00:18:00He's done it before.
00:18:02Left quite the trail of broken hearts.
00:18:05What are you implying?
00:18:07Alex doesn't date guys.
00:18:10He'll only get yourself hurt.
00:18:12You deserve to be with someone better.
00:18:15Someone like me.
00:18:17Are you insane?
00:18:18I'm just gay.
00:18:20In observance.
00:18:23Let's not pretend that you're straight too now, sweetheart.
00:18:31Get off.
00:18:32I'm not.
00:18:33Then why are you shaking?
00:18:34You're seriously messed up.
00:18:36Takes one to know one.
00:18:38You can't lie to yourself forever.
00:18:41Alex can offer you fame, money, all the shiny things in life.
00:18:46But I can offer you something you never could.
00:18:49Something real.
00:18:51Get off.
00:18:53What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:56Excellent timing, little brother.
00:18:59You stay the hell away from me.
00:19:02You hear me?
00:19:07Relax, babe.
00:19:09It's just some friendly competition.
00:19:13I'll be seeing you real soon.
00:19:15I can feel it.
00:19:19Asshole.
00:19:20It's okay.
00:19:24Look.
00:19:25Don't believe a word he says.
00:19:27Noah thrives on chaos.
00:19:30Including the part about your fiancee?
00:19:33Look, that's just an arranged thing.
00:19:36Okay?
00:19:36My dad's idea.
00:19:37I honestly don't even know her.
00:19:40You don't owe me an explanation, Alex.
00:19:42I'm just a part of your PR stunt, right?
00:19:46Is that really all this is to him?
00:19:49Right.
00:19:51Yeah, you're absolutely right.
00:19:54I'm heading back.
00:19:57Why don't you just stay here?
00:20:00The guest room's open.
00:20:02I don't usually stay the night.
00:20:04I don't usually stay the night.
00:20:05All right.
00:20:05Then let me drive you.
00:20:12Hello?
00:20:13Congrats, kid.
00:20:14You're officially homeless.
00:20:17Don't bother coming back.
00:20:18You're on your own now.
00:20:23I guess I might take you up on that offer.
00:20:26Best decision you're going to make tonight.
00:20:28Now, let me show you to your room.
00:20:31Or mine if you prefer.
00:20:40You know I always dreamt of going pro in the NFL.
00:20:46I'm not surprised.
00:20:48You're football crazy.
00:20:49Yeah.
00:20:51I was a quarterback.
00:20:53Even one state.
00:20:55My dad, he had other plans for me.
00:21:00Said he wouldn't have a Watson waste his future throwing a ball around.
00:21:05Yeah.
00:21:09So, I became the perfect son.
00:21:12Got straight A's.
00:21:14Student body president.
00:21:16Anything in hopes that he let me play football again.
00:21:24Now your turn.
00:21:26Secret for secret.
00:21:28You've already seen enough.
00:21:30My father's a gambler.
00:21:32My family's a mess.
00:21:34There's nothing left to tell.
00:21:36See, I don't buy it.
00:21:38I think you have a bigger secret to tell, but...
00:21:41You're just too scared to say it out loud.
00:21:50Tell me.
00:21:51It'll be our little secret.
00:22:05I want to be the only one you tell.
00:22:07Let's not pretend that you're straight to your own sweetheart.
00:22:10You're wasted.
00:22:11Sleep it off.
00:22:13I'm taking a shower.
00:22:25I don't pay you for a cuddler.
00:22:34I didn't pay you for a cuddler.
00:22:41I don't pay you for a cuddler.
00:22:42The real secret is...
00:22:44I fell for someone I wasn't supposed to.
00:22:53Alex...
00:22:54Don't leave.
00:22:55You really shouldn't.
00:22:58Stay.
00:22:59Please.
00:23:15I know your little secret.
00:23:20What secret?
00:23:21It's about me.
00:23:24Isn't it?
00:23:26Isn't it?
00:23:37Alex...
00:23:39Tell me...
00:23:42Everything.
00:23:53It was just a dream.
00:24:02Don't go.
00:24:04Alex, let go.
00:24:05Stay.
00:24:22Alex?
00:24:37Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?
00:24:39I'd impress you somehow, right?
00:24:42And what better way to do that than a nice breakfast.
00:25:08So check it out.
00:25:10Chef Alex's world-famous grilled cheese.
00:25:13Michelin star pending.
00:25:15Did it survive a crime scene?
00:25:17Hey, hey, hey.
00:25:18I'll have you know that I ate sandwich making at summer camp this day.
00:25:26Oh.
00:25:29Okay.
00:25:30Fine.
00:25:31Tastes a lot better than it looks.
00:25:33There we go.
00:25:34My boyfriend material or what?
00:25:47Alex doesn't date guys.
00:25:49You okay?
00:25:50Drop the act, Alex.
00:25:52There's no one even around to impress.
00:25:54What's that supposed to mean?
00:26:00Forget it.
00:26:01I'm heading to the library.
00:26:04Xavier!
00:26:05Wait, you barely touched your grilled cheese!
00:26:13Come on.
00:26:15Damn it!
00:26:25Oh.
00:26:26You're John's kid, right?
00:26:28Your dad owes me a lot of money.
00:26:31He sold the house.
00:26:33The debt should be cleared.
00:26:35But he didn't pay me a single cent.
00:26:37Shit!
00:26:38How deep is this old bastard anyway?
00:26:41You're his kid.
00:26:42So either you settled his debt,
00:26:44or I start taking pieces.
00:26:47It's between you and him.
00:26:48Please, just leave me out of it.
00:26:57Nah.
00:26:59You're definitely involved in it now.
00:27:18I've been doing it.
00:27:19Back off, asshole.
00:27:20Who the fuck?
00:27:39You touch him again
00:27:40You're dead
00:27:45Two grand
00:27:47Two days
00:27:49Where your old man's missing a kidney
00:27:58Alex
00:28:01You okay?
00:28:03No, are you?
00:28:05Look at your face
00:28:09You idiot, why would you do that?
00:28:12Alright, maybe I went a little bit overboard
00:28:18We need to go to the hospital
00:28:23You've got an old injury
00:28:25And now you've seriously torn the ligaments
00:28:27You're out for the rest of the season
00:28:29If you push it
00:28:31You might never step on the field again
00:28:37I've ruined your entire future
00:28:40Your entire dream
00:28:43I hope all is my dream
00:28:45You're what I really want
00:28:47You are insane
00:28:52Well, since this is technically your fault
00:28:54You definitely owe me
00:28:56And what exactly do you want?
00:28:59Move in with me
00:29:01Be my personal nurse
00:29:08Fine
00:29:09I guess it's the least I can do
00:29:15Now feed me
00:29:16Absolutely not
00:29:23All right
00:29:25Just one bite
00:29:28And here begins your life as my caretaker
00:29:48You bite now?
00:29:50You started it
00:29:51Maybe I'll have to finish it
00:29:53Won't I?
00:29:59Remember?
00:30:00No strenuous activity
00:30:02Especially involving your arm
00:30:04Well, what if Xavier's on top?
00:30:08Kids these days
00:30:11You are impossible
00:30:13It's a love story, babe
00:30:15I'm just staying in character
00:30:20Fine
00:30:21If that's what it takes
00:30:24Welcome home, babe
00:30:31Ow!
00:30:32Look, I have one arm
00:30:34The floors are all wet
00:30:35This is a potential drowning hazard
00:30:37Can I get a little help?
00:30:39Nice try
00:30:40You'll manage
00:30:49Xavier, help!
00:30:50I slipped!
00:30:54You are unbelievable
00:30:57Unbelievably sexy, maybe
00:31:08Stop it
00:31:09Put your clothes on
00:31:12Are you blushing?
00:31:13I am not
00:31:15Sure
00:31:22Hold this
00:31:23Now hold that
00:31:24And if it drops
00:31:26Then
00:31:27That must mean you want me
00:31:28You're insane
00:31:30Maybe
00:31:41You can start here
00:31:47Whoa
00:31:49Careful
00:31:50My skin's more sensitive
00:31:52Than my reputation
00:31:56Shut up
00:31:57Enough
00:32:00So
00:32:25Yellow
00:32:27Locked
00:32:42Bath time is couple time, right?
00:32:44Do you think this is funny?
00:32:45Just lighten up.
00:32:46I'm just joking.
00:32:48Am I just a punchline to you?
00:32:51A prop for your campaign?
00:32:53I stuck around because I cared about you.
00:32:55And this is how you treat me?
00:33:06Did I overreact?
00:33:13I'm sorry.
00:33:17Okay, but...
00:33:20What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:39I thought that I hated you, but it turns out I just hated how much I wanted you.
00:33:49Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:33:55No one's watching us.
00:33:56You can drop the act now.
00:34:01At first, I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:34:05And signing that contract felt like my only choice.
00:34:14Unless we make it real.
00:34:18And then when everything fell apart, when I was losing the election,
00:34:26you stepped in.
00:34:31You saved me.
00:34:34And you didn't have to.
00:34:37Get off.
00:34:39What the fuck are you doing?
00:34:43When I saw him that close to you,
00:34:48it hurt more than losing the election ever could.
00:34:58So, would you consider making this real with me?
00:35:11Forget what I said earlier.
00:35:22Are you sure?
00:35:24Are you sure?
00:35:39You're driving me crazy.
00:35:41Stop pretending like it isn't happening.
00:35:43Stop pretending like it isn't happening.
00:36:37Good morning, sleeping baby.
00:36:41Did I catch you stealing kisses again?
00:36:44You know that's a serious crime, right?
00:36:47Guess you'll have to arrest me, officer.
00:36:54You are way too addictive.
00:36:58I might need rehab.
00:37:00Sorry, no can do.
00:37:03You've got a campaign to salvage, interviews lined up,
00:37:07and you're currently wearing exactly zero clothes.
00:37:15Sounds like you prefer me fully dressed.
00:37:19Disappointing.
00:37:20I prefer you elected, actually.
00:37:37Dude, your poll numbers shot up after that speech.
00:37:41Look at this.
00:37:41You're like a senior year Tom Holland.
00:37:45Charismatic, relatable, and still sexy enough for thirst edits.
00:37:48So, you're saying my chances are good again?
00:37:51Dude, you're literally back to number one.
00:37:53Look at this.
00:37:54And all positive comments, too.
00:37:57But seriously, how did you pull this off?
00:37:59Xavier was against this whole thing from the start.
00:38:02Now he's editing your speeches and organizing your life.
00:38:05Maybe it's because we're actually together now.
00:38:08Right.
00:38:09I was going to say he's acting more like your mom, but...
00:38:11Yeah.
00:38:12Whatever works.
00:38:14Man, what kind of witchcraft did you have to pull
00:38:17to get Sheldon Cooper to big date you?
00:38:23I didn't lose anything.
00:38:26I literally just fell for him.
00:38:34I caught feelings for him.
00:38:36That's all it is.
00:38:38Wow.
00:38:38So, you and him started fake and then it got real.
00:38:45Dude, he's Xavier Miller, okay?
00:38:48He's like an AI bot with a built-in firewall.
00:38:50Totally unreadable.
00:38:52Nah, it's just surface code.
00:38:54He's got to dig a little deeper.
00:38:58Listen, man.
00:38:58All I'm saying is it makes a lot more sense for him to be using you for something here.
00:39:05And using me for what, exactly?
00:39:07Don't forget, he was your biggest competition.
00:39:11Okay, what if this is a long con and he's going to flip on you at the end?
00:39:14Look, nobody's that good at faking it.
00:39:17I trust him.
00:39:27Hey, babe.
00:39:28We were just talking about you.
00:39:35Oh, God.
00:39:37Is it actually real?
00:39:48Are you job hunting?
00:39:50Say, if I said you didn't have to pay me back, I thought I made that clear.
00:39:55I know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff, but I do.
00:39:58I'm just planning ahead, figuring things out for myself.
00:40:06Well, the only thing we have to figure out right now is how to get some sleep.
00:40:24Seriously, can you ever just sleep like a normal person?
00:40:27I'm almost boring.
00:40:29And I'm one of a kind.
00:40:30You're crushing me, move.
00:40:33Make me.
00:40:36Hey, stop.
00:40:41Stop.
00:40:43Fine.
00:40:56Hey, I just wrapped up a practice.
00:40:58Thought I could swing by and pick you up.
00:41:00Could ride home together.
00:41:01Swing by?
00:41:03You're half the city away.
00:41:05Okay, fine. You got me.
00:41:07Maybe I miss you.
00:41:08And also, I'm starving, and only your pasta's gonna hit the spot.
00:41:13I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:41:18Oh, customer.
00:41:19See you tonight?
00:41:23Welcome, what can I get you?
00:41:24Black coffee, no sugar, and a little bit of you.
00:41:30What are you doing here?
00:41:31I just had some business, but I couldn't help but drop in.
00:41:35Black coffee, no sugar, coming up.
00:41:41Oh, and by the way, did you hear the news?
00:41:45Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
00:41:47Excuse me?
00:41:48Daddy's had it all arranged.
00:41:50Alex's fiance flies in next week,
00:41:52and apparently he needs you out of the picture.
00:42:01Enjoy.
00:42:09Call me anytime, sexy.
00:42:24Just who we need it right now.
00:42:29Hey, I just saw Noah leaving.
00:42:31Is he bothering you again?
00:42:33Yeah, same old.
00:42:34Just stirring the pot.
00:42:36Though he did mention your fiance's flying in next week.
00:42:40Oh.
00:42:42So it's true.
00:42:44I was gonna tell you once things were sorted,
00:42:47but I just didn't want to stress you out, you know?
00:42:49Oh, cool. So I'm just some fragile thing you need to protect?
00:42:53No, I barely even know her.
00:42:55She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
00:43:01I was scared of losing you.
00:43:08But we could go all in.
00:43:12Let's get out of here.
00:43:14So we're okay?
00:43:15No.
00:43:16But, we still have roles to play.
00:43:21And right now, I need to get my boyfriend costume.
00:43:28You park the car. I'll go in first.
00:43:31Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:32Where's my goodbye kiss?
00:43:45I have an appointment.
00:43:47A friend booked it for me.
00:43:48Appointments have to be confirmed by the client directly.
00:43:50And, no offence, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
00:44:00So judgy.
00:44:02Yeesh.
00:44:04Miss Brown, delightful to see you today.
00:44:06How can I help you?
00:44:07You're Alex's friend, right?
00:44:09Yeah.
00:44:15Serpent.
00:44:16But he doesn't have a-
00:44:17Do you want to lose your job?
00:44:19That's always so.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:23You wouldn't happen to be a friend of Alex's too?
00:44:33He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew.
00:44:35I was Alex's fiance.
00:44:38Something like that.
00:44:40I'm Laura.
00:44:41I'll see you.
00:44:53Mr. Watson.
00:44:55Pleasure to see you.
00:44:56Can I interest you in our latest collection?
00:44:58Well, actually I'm shopping for my boyfriend here.
00:45:01Do you really have to announce it to everyone?
00:45:04I can tweet it out if you'd like.
00:45:08Absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:45:11This way, please.
00:45:15Now, the first step to looking like you have your shit together?
00:45:19A suit that actually fits.
00:45:23And...
00:45:24This one...
00:45:25It fits you perfectly.
00:45:27Go on.
00:45:28Try it on.
00:45:29Why do I need a suit when you're the one running for student body president?
00:45:33You see...
00:45:34We both are.
00:45:45Savile row cut.
00:45:46What?
00:45:48Lawless.
00:45:49And now...
00:45:50The perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together.
00:46:07You don't have to do this.
00:46:10But I want to.
00:46:12Because you're worth it.
00:46:18All right.
00:46:20Looking good.
00:46:22Does need a touch more tailoring though.
00:46:30All right.
00:46:31Let's get this jacket off.
00:46:32Wait, wait.
00:46:33What are you doing?
00:46:34Relax.
00:46:35Okay, I'm not gonna bite.
00:46:37Unless you want me to.
00:46:40I'm just measuring.
00:46:47Let's get this jacket off.
00:46:56Wow.
00:46:5828 inch waist, huh?
00:47:00Looks like someone needs some carbs in their life.
00:47:04Hey.
00:47:06I'm still mad at you.
00:47:10Maybe I'll just have to kiss you until you forgive me.
00:47:13Hey.
00:47:18Mr. Watson.
00:47:19Your suit. It's ready.
00:47:22Yeah, just...
00:47:23Leave it outside.
00:47:31Hey.
00:47:32Don't we clean up nice, huh?
00:47:38Smile.
00:48:03Hey, Mark. What's up?
00:48:05Emergency. Get to the school right now.
00:48:07Things just blew up.
00:48:15Finally, come here.
00:48:19Did someone leak the contract again or something?
00:48:21No, worse.
00:48:23We have a new opponent and she's rising fast.
00:48:26We have to do something.
00:48:28Wait, wait, wait. She?
00:48:30Yeah.
00:48:31Laura Brown.
00:48:32You know, the daughter of crime family billionaire Walter Brown.
00:48:37Laura.
00:48:41You know Laura too?
00:48:42At the tailor shop. She acted like she near you.
00:48:45She does.
00:48:46She's my fiancee.
00:48:50Fiancee?
00:48:51When the hell were you gonna tell us about that?
00:48:53Look, it was just an arranged thing from my dad.
00:48:56I honestly barely know her.
00:49:00Okay, well, she knows plenty about you two.
00:49:02She's charming the hell out of everyone.
00:49:04Your numbers are dropping.
00:49:06Fast.
00:49:07I mean, this can't just be a coincidence.
00:49:10Exactly.
00:49:11She's here for a reason and it's not to win some election.
00:49:17This just became personal.
00:49:22If people find out about this engagement, it's game over.
00:49:26You should win by a mile.
00:49:27Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:49:29There's no time.
00:49:31I can handle her.
00:49:35Sounds exciting.
00:49:38Why are you doing this?
00:49:40Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend?
00:49:43As far as I'm concerned, our parents set us up on one date.
00:49:47Nothing more.
00:49:49You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:49:51I'm way more interesting than him.
00:49:53If you want a fair fight, then fine.
00:49:57But play dirty again.
00:49:59I won't be so polite.
00:50:03Big words.
00:50:05We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:50:13Get out.
00:50:14You're not welcome here.
00:50:15Relax.
00:50:16I'm just here to chat.
00:50:17You said you want to get into Princeton, right?
00:50:19Lifelong dream.
00:50:21Well, this is signed by the Vice President.
00:50:24Guaranteed entry.
00:50:26Are you bribing me?
00:50:29I figured you'd say that.
00:50:30But my father doesn't take no, well.
00:50:33And your dad, poor John, he owes a lot of people money.
00:50:38People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:50:40Keep my father out of this.
00:50:42Then don't force me to call in favors.
00:50:45Relax.
00:50:46I'm not stealing your boyfriend.
00:50:48I'm just showing you a better future.
00:50:51Love's overrated anyway.
00:50:53Maybe to you.
00:50:55And for Alex, too.
00:50:57Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?
00:51:01No.
00:51:07Hey a close friend, man.
00:51:08Hey.
00:51:08Need a ride?
00:51:09It'll just cost you a water bottle out the trunk.
00:51:12He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:51:14Bye.
00:51:16Bye.
00:51:26Happy birthday, babe.
00:51:33You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
00:51:38Thank you, Alex.
00:51:43Now hop in, there's something else I want to show you.
00:51:57This is nice.
00:52:01Yes, it is.
00:52:04And I know you're not too big on surprises, but I just couldn't resist.
00:52:09I don't mind them, if they're from you.
00:52:14And listen, I'm not really a romantic.
00:52:17You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with a violin and flowers or writing
00:52:22you poetry.
00:52:23You bought me a laptop?
00:52:25Pretty romantic.
00:52:26And practical.
00:52:28Okay, look.
00:52:29The point is, whatever this is, I mean, us, I'm all in for real.
00:52:37I don't need violin serenades or poetry.
00:52:44I just need you.
00:52:45I just need you.
00:52:57I just need you.
00:53:16I just need you.
00:53:16Let's go back to yours.
00:53:18Let's go.
00:53:27What would you do if I got up and left right now?
00:53:29I'd probably cry like an idiot.
00:53:31Don't even think about it.
00:53:50You know, that thing was supposed to help you ace exams, not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:53:54I tracked the truth under an account that leaked our contract.
00:53:58It's someone local.
00:54:00Then it must be someone at school, right?
00:54:03Did you find anything else?
00:54:06They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:54:09Laura.
00:54:16She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws.
00:54:18We should expose her.
00:54:19But if we do that, then she'll twist it and make us look like bullies.
00:54:22What else can we do?
00:54:23If people find out about our engagement, then they're going to take her side.
00:54:27I mean, it is true I'm engaged.
00:54:29Then what?
00:54:31I might have something.
00:54:33Why don't we try making some viral couples TikToks?
00:54:37You know, wholesome stuff, charity angle.
00:54:39It tends to work.
00:54:42Fine.
00:54:43Let's do it.
00:54:56You did that on purpose.
00:54:58You bet I did.
00:55:16Cut.
00:55:17That's perfect.
00:55:20Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:55:23I'm here with viral campus couple Xavier Miller and Alex Watson.
00:55:29Welcome.
00:55:29Hey, everyone.
00:55:30Happy to be here.
00:55:32Let's see, first question blowing up the chat.
00:55:34What made you guys pick this project?
00:55:36Growing up, books were my only escape.
00:55:38Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:55:41It's important for me to pass that on.
00:55:42Yeah, it's like the one thing we never fight about either.
00:55:46Hey, I'm Alex's friend.
00:55:49Quick question from the comments.
00:55:51Since you both are queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:55:55Is it just doing what you got to do or is there more to it?
00:56:03Guys, if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiance at the same time, who's the real side piece?
00:56:11Uh, that's a good question.
00:56:14You know, maybe there's more to that than people think.
00:56:21What's worse, someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymously?
00:56:27Touché.
00:56:28Okay, alright guys, back on track.
00:56:30Um, Xavier, did you have a favorite book as a kid?
00:56:35Uh, The Hobbit.
00:56:37I always wanted my own little cozy Hobbit hole.
00:56:41What the hell is wrong with you?
00:56:45Are you trying to ruin my-
00:56:57Are you out of your mind?
00:56:59I'm your fiancé.
00:57:01It's just one little kiss.
00:57:02What's the big deal?
00:57:03Oh, come on, Laura.
00:57:04You and I both know that engagement would never happen.
00:57:07Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:57:10That's pathetic, even for you.
00:57:12Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:57:14And if you threaten him one more time behind my back, it won't end well.
00:57:18Oh, you found out?
00:57:19Good.
00:57:21Maybe I'll keep a better eye on him then next time.
00:57:23Things might get uglier.
00:57:24What do you want from me?
00:57:29Everything I'm entitled to.
00:57:34Xavier, get to the shop right now!
00:57:40Why? What's wrong?
00:57:45Fuck my life, man.
00:57:51Hey!
00:57:52What are you looking at?
00:57:54Get out of here!
00:57:56You gotta go, man.
00:57:57No, I don't.
00:57:58No, you have to leave.
00:58:00Call my son.
00:58:01Call my son, man.
00:58:02He's trying to shatter all the windows if you didn't show.
00:58:05Turn all the customers away.
00:58:07I'm so sorry.
00:58:08I can handle it if you just-
00:58:09Man, I can't keep dealing with this.
00:58:12Next time this happens, you're fired.
00:58:16What do you want?
00:58:18Call your rich boyfriend.
00:58:20What's his name?
00:58:22Alex?
00:58:23Tell him to pay up.
00:58:25Daddy needs a bailout.
00:58:27You sold the house Mom left us.
00:58:30You abandoned me, and now you want a bailout?
00:58:33You filthy little bastard, sleeping around with men, humiliating our family name.
00:58:42I should have sold you off when I had the chance.
00:58:47Next time I see you, I'll make sure the syndicate knows exactly where you are.
00:58:56Ungrateful brat.
00:58:58Think you're above me now just cause you got yourself a rich boyfriend?
00:59:03Oh!
00:59:04Finally found you, old man.
00:59:10Finally found you, old man.
00:59:13Please!
00:59:13Don't hurt me.
00:59:14Just don't hurt me.
00:59:15I'll get the money.
00:59:17Don't hurt me.
00:59:18Oh, it's a little too late for that.
00:59:22Where'd you go after the live stream?
00:59:24I tried calling you like a million times.
00:59:26This is the library.
00:59:27The library?
00:59:29After what happened?
00:59:30I was just collecting some feedback around school.
00:59:33Got some ideas to boost your polls.
00:59:34Can we not talk about the election right now?
00:59:38I'm just tired, okay?
00:59:44So that's it?
00:59:45You're just giving up?
00:59:47Letting your fiancé take over?
00:59:49What, are you jealous or something?
00:59:50Is there something going on with Laura I should know about?
00:59:53Can we please just not talk about this right now?
00:59:56Maybe we should take a break.
01:00:00Xavier, wait!
01:00:01Hey, I-
01:00:11I'm such an idiot.
01:00:13Thinking I actually meant something to him.
01:00:21Oh, Jesus.
01:00:24Mark, where's Alex?
01:00:25I've been called him.
01:00:26He's at the frat house, last minute vote grabbing.
01:00:29And he's not answering his messages.
01:00:30Not even mine?
01:00:31Look, it's the day before the election.
01:00:33He's totally locked in, okay?
01:00:35Hey, you alright?
01:00:38Need any help?
01:00:39It's alright.
01:00:40I'll handle it.
01:00:43Of course.
01:00:44He's got people, goals, a life.
01:00:47I've only ever had him.
01:00:53What am I gonna do now?
01:00:57Wanna make a deal?
01:01:01You're dead.
01:01:04You're dead.
01:01:06Your dad owes money to three different gangs.
01:01:08Including mine.
01:01:09Please don't hurt him.
01:01:10I-I promise I'll figure something out.
01:01:12You can't afford it.
01:01:14Besides, it's the Hanglino family took him.
01:01:1624 hours today, start sending body parts.
01:01:19What am I supposed to do?
01:01:26Sign this.
01:01:28And I'll pay off your dad's debt.
01:01:30But on one condition.
01:01:32You have to stop seeing Alex.
01:01:35For good.
01:01:38Where was he when you needed him most?
01:01:41You better keep your word.
01:01:43Browns don't lie.
01:01:49What the hell did you do?
01:01:51Xavier's not answering my calls.
01:01:53Me?
01:01:54I only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt.
01:01:57He should be thanking me.
01:02:00Debt?
01:02:00What debt?
01:02:02Xavier never told me about that.
01:02:04Maybe because he dumped you?
01:02:06He was pretty clear that you're finished.
01:02:09No.
01:02:10No way.
01:02:11No, he wouldn't do that.
01:02:14I need to go talk to him.
01:02:27Why didn't you tell Laura we broke up?
01:02:30Because.
01:02:31It's true.
01:02:32Look, the whole reason I even dated you was for Princeton.
01:02:36Laura sorted that for me.
01:02:37And she bailed my dad out.
01:02:39So, our deal?
01:02:41It's done.
01:02:42So you're just gonna dumb me for a college recommendation?
01:02:45Without her, my dad would be dead.
01:02:47And you're just holding a contract over my head.
01:02:50Like I'm some stunt to boost your votes.
01:02:52Xavier, stop.
01:02:54The contract never mattered.
01:02:57I love you.
01:02:59Okay, don't push me away.
01:03:01Love?
01:03:03Just a sob story to you.
01:03:05Up there on your throne.
01:03:06Treating me like a charity case.
01:03:09I'm done.
01:03:10You know that's not true.
01:03:12You know me.
01:03:13Do I?
01:03:16You wake up in your silk sheets.
01:03:19Drinking your fancy coffee.
01:03:22I don't even know where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
01:03:24Okay.
01:03:25We're worlds apart.
01:03:27Xavier, please don't do this.
01:03:29Stay away from me.
01:03:30You make me sick.
01:03:36Just get out of my life.
01:03:38We're done.
01:03:40I just...
01:03:41I said...
01:03:42We're done.
01:03:59I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:04:01Sorry.
01:04:04Sign this.
01:04:06And I'll pay your dad's debt.
01:04:09But in return, you have to cut off Alex for good.
01:04:14Can't do that.
01:04:16Imagine I post a viral TikTok as the heartbroken fiancee betrayed by her closeted boyfriend.
01:04:24Alex won't just lose the election.
01:04:26He'll lose everything.
01:04:28You're twisting the truth.
01:04:30It's whatever people will believe.
01:04:32He's already losing support.
01:04:33And his family backing is next.
01:04:36Do you really want to watch him lose everything?
01:04:41You're dead weight, Xavier.
01:04:42And we both know it.
01:04:44My family can lift him up.
01:04:46There's only driving down.
01:04:49Alex, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:04:52I won't be the reason your life falls apart.
01:04:55So?
01:04:56You get a sign?
01:05:00You better keep your promise.
01:05:02Browns don't lie.
01:05:14Did you forget our agreement?
01:05:23If you want me out of the election, fine.
01:05:26But in return, you cut off Xavier and introduce me as your fiancee.
01:05:34If not, I will email every voter proof that your relationship was fake the entire time.
01:05:42You'll lose everything.
01:05:44You'll lose everything.
01:05:46Get out.
01:05:49Love her legacy, Alex.
01:05:51Thanks.
01:06:02Xavier.
01:06:22Alex.
01:06:24Alex.
01:06:24Alex.
01:06:26Alex.
01:06:28Alex.
01:06:30Hello.
01:06:31i'm alex watson and today i stand here as
01:06:44oh my god oh my god oh my god xavier miller and i were in a fake relationship
01:06:52are you serious we signed a contract what a fake who might to all of us
01:07:02it started as fake but then it got real
01:07:10i've never met anyone like xavier before you okay
01:07:19yeah i'm fine
01:07:23not even a thank you at least tell me your name
01:07:28it's not important
01:07:29i'll do all i meant to do
01:07:32and i thought he was just some arrogant genius who didn't have time for me
01:07:42didn't have time for me
01:07:43it was a stupid onstage accident
01:07:45that kiss
01:08:05xavier i know you're watching so listen
01:08:10fuck the election
01:08:12fuck family expectations and fuck football none of them matters xavier because all i ever wanted
01:08:18is to be with you
01:08:24the votes are in the new student body president is
01:08:28is alex watson
01:08:32come on up and give your speech
01:08:39uh where is it
01:08:42you idiot
01:08:56what are you doing here you just won
01:08:58and i'll screw the election it's you that i won
01:09:02but you said winning is everything
01:09:05not if it means losing you
01:09:18you're such a reckless idiot
01:09:20but that was kind of sweet
01:09:27just need you
01:09:35winning you
01:09:36beats any election
01:09:40all right
01:09:41now that line is a solid 10
01:09:49what's with all the construction
01:09:51they're building something
01:09:52close
01:09:54private make out spot
01:09:57residential access only
01:10:00you're president now
01:10:01try acting like it
01:10:03hey i'm just keeping my campaign promises
01:10:10you remembered
01:10:12of course
01:10:16all right let's begin
01:10:17the football kit budget was inflated two hundred and thirty percent
01:10:22money that could have paid for students transport who were working late
01:10:25that's the first time someone called me out for real
01:10:27and it stuck
01:10:29already testing out the new spot
01:10:34bold
01:10:34already testing out the new spot
01:10:37bold
01:10:38what now
01:10:39relax
01:10:40just here to say goodbye
01:10:41goodbye
01:10:43turns out her dads finally saw reason
01:10:45engagements officially canceled
01:10:46you're free alex
01:10:48just like that
01:10:50not even worth fighting for
01:10:52can you let her finish
01:10:54truth is i didn't want to marry you either
01:10:55then why come between us
01:10:58i just needed to prove myself
01:11:00to my parents
01:11:02to everyone
01:11:04to everyone
01:11:04the way you stood by each other
01:11:07honestly i envy that
01:11:10and
01:11:10the princeton thing is still on
01:11:12Xavier
01:11:13you earned it
01:11:15thanks Laura
01:11:18i'm off to paris
01:11:19new family business venture
01:11:21maybe i'll see y'all again sometime
01:11:24maybe so
01:11:34you think she'll be okay
01:11:36okay
01:11:36she's tougher than the both of us
01:11:38combined
01:11:39she'll be fine
01:11:43still haven't mastered walking eh
01:11:45only around you
01:11:46all i meant to do
01:11:49i meant to do
01:11:50i meant to do
01:11:51i meant to do
01:11:53i meant to do
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