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Superboy vs Alien ARS
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00:10let go of the president hand over the nuclear codes or i stick this down your
00:17hey who's hungry for some fried calamari
00:23it's commander z leader of the zenrith league
00:31sup how's your grandpa doing amelia the last time i saved him
00:56let's get this over with i have a thing later
01:27don't worry
01:28I know a really good tailor
01:37You've done it again commander Z it took the FBI five years fighting these alien terrorists
01:43But it only took you five months undercover to find them and just five minutes to take him out
01:49Told you I have a thing later, sir, please let me honor you with a public announcement. Oh, sir with
01:54all due respect
01:57I just want to live my life
02:14As a normal high school senior
02:19Sir your tux
02:23Fuck I'm gonna be late for our date
02:26Ivy's gonna be real mad and your flowers
02:30Thanks Alphonse, but I'm gonna need more than this help me get her a good apology present something fancy, okay?
02:38Another gift, but you just secretly got her into Zenith Lee
02:47Whoa watch it. Hey, I know you like what you're seeing, but maybe buy the lady a drink first
02:58Wait
02:58You're cat girl Kimi newly melted rank s superhero men
03:04I know you fanboys want my autograph
03:07Sorry to disappoint, but I have a girlfriend already. She's the only superhero for me
03:12Oh good cuz I don't have time to chit chat with nerds you can run along to your girlfriend while
03:17I go save the president
03:18Don't sweat it. I I already took care of the alien. Wait took care of the alien you
03:24Named Zeno
03:27That's the next wave of enemies wait, I should tell you there's only one way to kill them
03:31Who do you think I am? I'm cat girl birds natural predator not those guys their feathered coats are made
03:36of a special metal
03:37It's impenetrable go for the inside of their beaks and how would you know?
03:41What whatever who is he to tell me how to fight?
03:51You made it right on time
03:56Why is there a party here
03:59Ivy hey anyone seen Ivy
04:04Ivy I brought you flowers for our dating anniversary and
04:08I'm glad you made it Zeno. This is my breakup party because i'm dumping you
04:14Breaking up we just hit our two you missed the entire half of the school year. I know you're bland
04:20and you blend in hang on
04:21I'm bland what you've been mixing sriracha with bees in your drink or something, but you're utterly for forgettable now
04:28And that's embarrassing me
04:30Seriously simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention. He doesn't even try guess
04:36He's a failure at that too. Excuse me though. I'm enjoying the sweet talk
04:40This is between me and my girlfriend
04:42Stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer Zeno
04:47And how would you know that because i'm gonna be the new face of zenith leg
04:53I was just recruited by the number one superhero league in the world as for you
04:59Class rankings came out already haven't you seen them?
05:02You missed so much of mercenary school you missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues your lowest
05:08of the lows rank Z
05:11And you know zenith league only takes rank a's and above I can't be seen with you like this
05:21They're asking me commander Z of the entire league to try out for my own team
05:27You don't understand would king kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug
05:32I thought so
05:34Look closely. I only score so low so that you
05:38Ivy don't have to feel so bad about coming in last place
05:42I didn't ask you to do those things quit trying to guilt trip me
05:46I bet even if your parents were alive they'd ditch you for a more gifted son too
06:02I'd kill you just for fun
06:04But why waste time on maggot like you?
06:07I won't let you get away with it
06:13That was the day I unlocked my powers and that was when I promised to never let another child go
06:19through the same hell I did
06:21My parents died protecting this world
06:24Don't sell their memories
06:26Or what and too bad you didn't inherit your parents super genes otherwise you wouldn't be such a loser
06:31Whatever xenon you can stay at the bottom because i've upgraded for someone better someone who can actually take me
06:39to high places
06:42Hey, what's up nerd?
06:53You cheated on me ivy
06:57Brad has super strength in his rank a zenith league just accepted him
07:01He's my real hero. Oh my god, his superhero name is the boulder. How cool is that?
07:07And you're just a powerless weakling born to be a loser
07:10Ah, baby, i'm so sore from benching 500 today. Oh, i'll massage them for you. Looks like I gained another
07:16power
07:17Invisibility ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you
07:20Because guess what zenith league is starting an all-girl special team and ivy is going to be on it
07:25That's right. It's led by the drop-dead gorgeous cat girl kimi, and i'm the newest member. Oh, i'm so
07:32excited
07:32Why aren't you applauding?
07:34You should be happy i'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend
07:38That's because i was the one who got you in
07:48That xeno guy was right about birdman's weakness i could have died if it weren't for his intel
07:54Whoever he is i must find him
07:59You got me into zenith league oh, it's almost cute his vocab is so limited
08:05He doesn't even know the meaning of zenith league i'm commander z the creator and literal definition of zenith league
08:12Yeah, even I know zenith means top of the top
08:15What are those glasses for anyways?
08:18Keep your mediocrity away from me
08:20Don't be an idiot xeno you don't even have powers
08:24I only got into zenith league all thanks to brad his dad is the headhunter
08:29I see how it is your lame excuses aren't doing a very good job covering up your greed and to
08:33think
08:34I was going to take you to the top with me not anymore
08:35I know you're sensitive and I broke your fragile little heart, but let's face it. There's no future with you
08:41That's because you're too busy plummeting to the ground too bad
08:44This glorified piece of rock isn't going to save you from the oncoming regret when you realize that your upgrade
08:50is a downgrade
08:52I'll show you who's a downgrade
09:10I
09:10Made a promise to my parents that I was only going to use my powers for good not petty fights
09:21Nobody's ever deflected my punch before much less catch it. How did he oh?
09:26He's so big and strong
09:28They don't call brad the boulder for nothing you fools are made for each other
09:32Zeno
09:33Even being invisible would do you more good than having no powers
09:37I'm sorry for you
09:39You can save the pity for yourself. You know what this guy's ruined the whole party. I've got a bigger
09:43bachelor pod. Let's head over there
09:45Here's a lesson before I leave you in the dust Zeno. Love is for fairy tales. Even I know that
09:52A loser so that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me, huh? Well jokes on her
10:00Cuz from where I stand I see a hero
10:25I see a hero
10:27The good cat admits when she's met her better half guess you're not just some nerd you'd be an asset
10:31to Zenerith league
10:33How about you become our battle tactician?
10:35Is that an invite?
10:38To my own superhero league?
10:40It is tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits your ex-girlfriend will be there, too
10:45I can tell everyone you're my boyfriend
10:48Help you get back at her. I went from tactician to boyfriend in less than five seconds. That's a little
10:53fast
10:53I have to think about it. I live life on the edge bottoms up boo
10:58This is a good chance to see what my team is actually like. I'll stay undercover for this
11:06First training day is like frat rush you'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents
11:10But I bet you'll have plenty of pointers for our heroes if they're actually any good then they won't need
11:14my help
11:15Oh, you'll be surprised you go in there first. I'm gonna change. I'll be back in a moment to introduce
11:19you
11:27First training day, I'm ready to shoot up some new recruits
11:32Again, you nearly killed everyone in our last batch and a bunch of villagers, too
11:36Maybe save some fun for me this time, huh?
11:39What the hell? I created zenith league so the world's best superheroes can fight crime and evil tickets
11:49Oh my gosh
11:51Venus league even upgraded my weapon for me personally delivered by cat girl kiwi sidekick, too
11:57And it's all thanks to you for recommending me brad
12:06Butts up towel boy
12:10Wait what good dodge kid maybe one day you can be like us
12:16Now go wash my dirty laundry they think i'm just a towel boy
12:21This ought to be fun brad i want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other day. Oh, yeah, you
12:26want to get whooped again?
12:30This what you superheroes do all day getting off on measuring guns and stroking your eagles
12:38Zeno what the hell are you doing here?
12:40This is only for zenith league superheroes and recruits your techniques all wrong you got to engage your toes. Oh,
12:45and never underestimate pinky power
12:49Who's this weak looking twig ignore him?
12:51He's just a powerless loser from mercenary school came in dead last in class zero powers
12:55I can't believe it brad. He's so desperate. He's stalking me now. That's so creepy
12:59ivy aren't you just a new recruit don't talk like you own the place
13:04Or I may have to humble you
13:07You beat us dude did I hit you too hard on the head last time you fucking lost it
13:14You're like a helpless puppy on the streets begging for attention. You're the one who's all bark and no bite
13:19This isn't a challenge for me because beating you guys would be like squashing ant
13:22That's it four eyes you can only read about how to fight in a textbook, but i've got real combat
13:28experience
13:34So let me show you what makes me a real man or maybe i'll teach you a lesson in humility
13:42Give up xenon
13:43I know you're desperate to get me back, but you have no powers. You're not even good enough to be
13:46the towel boy
13:47I told you i'm not interested in your petty little games
13:49Come on loser. You don't even want to fight back after your girl chose me what you scared of course
13:53He's scared brad everyone knows you've got super strength and you're the strongest of our class
13:57You're gonna break his arm in less than a second you keep underestimating me ivy, but you're gonna regret it
14:02Her only regret is not dumping your nerdy ass earlier now put your arm up
14:06And if you don't trigger happy will show you a real good time games and powers
14:10That's all they care about instead of helping those in need
14:13I really should clean house go on arm up dipshit
14:18Better use that pinky power you were talking about if you want to live
14:35If you're rank a then what am I?
14:42What the hell was that you look scared. I thought you were the bolder
14:47Not very bold are you? I told you your stance was all wrong. Nobody has ever beat brad before
14:55This this is impossible. What kind of trickery did you pull on me spill it?
15:01I'd never lose I won fair and square, but who's the sore loser now?
15:12Enough no more of this xenon. I know I broke your fragile little heart when I dumped you, but this
15:16is no place for your circus act
15:18Yeah, your loser ex-boyfriend just wants to humiliate you in front of all the heroes at zenith league
15:23Do you even know what this place is xenon? This is the danger room the ultimate training arena for zenith
15:30league
15:31Designed by cat girl kimi herself is the only rank-s female fighter in the league. Nobody dares to mess
15:37with her
15:37Well, I didn't need those glasses anyways depressed. This whip is the very proof that I belong here
15:41Yeah, your aim really has improved with that new whip zenith league upgraded it with material that can even burn
15:46through an iron wall
15:46Before you couldn't even hit an elephant if it was two feet in front of you stop talking down to
15:50me
15:50I'm a somebody now and you're a nobody. What are you gonna do actually whip me?
15:54I'm not your boyfriend anymore. Are you begging me back now? That's it?
15:58I'm getting rid of you once and for all
16:09He caught my whip
16:13This whip is injected with venom too. How is he still okay?
16:16You said you got this whip because cat girl kimi recruited you to be on her girl power squad. Yes,
16:22and you better watch it
16:24You can fish in this and you mess with me. That's messing with cat girl kimi
16:30You're an idiot zeno, and I thought you were at least book smart
16:33All of us here are rank-a heroes
16:35We can pummel you to mush if we wanted to but now you're straight up tempting death
16:39Cat girl kimi skinned her last opponent birdman alive. You know that? Oh, yes. I heard she told me the
16:44whole thing
16:44You see kimiko was the one who invited me today. Are you kidding me?
16:48Cat girl kimiko is a rank-a-s hero. She would never be caught with a powerless speaker like you
16:53They say only sticks and stones can hurt me actually nothing can
16:57It's time I take back everything I ever gave you and put you in your place. I
17:08Oh
17:08My whip
17:11So are we just gonna stand around and talk or are we gonna fight?
17:22What was that zeon you paid for this brad do something
17:30This all you got all I feel is a light breeze you don't want to play with hellfire
17:38You just look like an ape drenched in kerosene get a grip
17:46Hey, he's getting me trigger happy. Let's hit him all at once
17:55I want his head
17:57Charging
17:58Charging nooooo
18:21You just kissed him?
18:24Do you know who that is?
18:26That's my...
18:26That's just some nobody from mercenary school.
18:29Yep.
18:29My new battle tactician.
18:32And he's got better moves than everyone in this room.
18:34Combined.
18:36He has zero rank.
18:37He's not even a recruit.
18:39He's a towel boy.
18:40He beat your arm in under a second.
18:43Anyone else want to debate his qualifications?
18:45You could have just shaken my hand.
18:47Where's the fun in that?
18:50My office.
18:51Five minutes.
18:54Do something.
18:56Oh, I'm gonna do something.
19:01Tonight, there's a data heist at the Federal Tech Vault downtown.
19:06Someone's going after Zenith League's classified files.
19:10How classified?
19:11Identity level.
19:12Real names.
19:13Home addresses.
19:15Every active hero in the league.
19:16Including mine.
19:18You'll come as tech support.
19:19Stay in comms range and call the shots from the outside.
19:22Boomerang and I go in.
19:23What do we know about the crew hitting the vault?
19:30Goes by Vortex.
19:32New.
19:33Nobody's faced him yet and walked away with their power intact.
19:36He drains supers on contact.
19:38One touch.
19:39Gone.
19:40Everything.
19:41One touch.
19:43So he can only drain one person at a time?
19:46Yes.
19:47Then don't let him get his hands on both of you at once.
19:50You keep him splitting his attention.
19:53He can't drain what he can't catch.
19:55See?
19:56That's why you're here.
20:00Meet me at the van in an hour.
20:03Try not to look too smart.
20:05It's distracting.
20:08I built this league to protect people.
20:10If Vortex gets those files, every hero I trained is a walking target.
20:16We're in.
20:17Server room's two floors down.
20:19Three heat signatures ahead of you.
20:21Vortex is the one hanging back.
20:22He'll let his crew engage first.
20:24He waits until you're distracted.
20:25Look at that.
20:26He strategizes.
20:39Boomerang.
20:40Left.
20:46Now.
20:51I can't feel it.
20:53My power's gone.
20:55Stay down.
20:57Cat girl.
20:58Rank S.
20:59I've been looking forward to this.
21:02Keep him reaching left, Ankemi.
21:04Don't let him back you into a corner.
21:06He's counting on that.
21:12Who's in your ear?
21:27Interesting.
21:28Nothing to drain.
21:30Or is there something you're hiding?
21:39This isn't over.
21:41Not even close.
21:46He felt something.
21:47That's a problem.
21:50Boomerang's power will return fully in 48 hours.
21:53The download was stopped.
21:55Mission's a win.
21:56A win?
21:56Boomerang got drained.
21:57Nobody's ever taken her down before.
21:59She'd be completely powerless right now if Kimi hadn't split his attention.
22:03He can only drain one target at a time.
22:05That's his limit.
22:05That's how you beat him.
22:07He also grabbed our tactist outside the van.
22:09Tried to drain him.
22:10Nothing happened.
22:11Why?
22:11Rank Z.
22:12Remember?
22:13Nothing to drain.
22:15I want a full background sweep on this guy.
22:17School records, family history, the works.
22:19Something doesn't add up.
22:20I trust him.
22:21That's enough.
22:23You've known him for two days, Kimi!
22:25He's got no rank, no powers, and Vortex walked right up to his van like he knew exactly who he
22:30was looking for!
22:31Meeting's over.
22:36Zinon.
22:37Yeah?
22:38You noticed his drain pattern before we even got inside.
22:40I study people.
22:42It's what I do.
22:42And when his hand was on your wrist, you didn't flinch.
22:46You didn't panic.
22:48You were waiting to see what he'd do.
22:50Zino.
22:51Is there something you want to tell me?
23:04Zenith League, I have a simple request.
23:08Commander Z steps forward and reveals his true identity.
23:12Publicly, in the city square.
23:13You have until dawn, or I drain every rank A hero in this city simultaneously.
23:18Every single one.
23:22Can he actually do that?
23:25We don't know what his upper limit is.
23:27Does anyone here know who Commander Z is?
23:34Commander Z has always operated independently.
23:36His identity is classified even from us.
23:39So what do we do?
23:40We can't just let Vortex drain all of us.
23:43Some of us don't have anything to worry about.
23:45Rank Z's got no power to drain, right, Zinon?
23:47Right.
23:48Lucky you.
24:05Nobody bombs every single test.
24:10Not this consistently.
24:12Not unless they're trying to.
24:22No way.
24:32Oh.
24:33Oh, that's why.
24:35Okay.
25:06He's not waiting for Dawn.
25:08Everyone, full gear now!
25:18Zino, get me a plan.
25:21If I go out there as Commander Z, everything I built gets blown open.
25:28Everyone I've kept safe.
25:30My team.
25:31My cover.
25:31My life.
25:33Gone.
25:34But if I don't...
25:36I can feel it.
25:37He's pulling!
25:38From here!
25:40Zino, I need a plan!
25:42Now!
25:44Commander Z, sir, you have to go now!
25:47If he completes the drain...
25:49I know, Alphonse.
26:02Commander Z is...
26:04I know who Commander Z is.
26:06What?
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