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The Janitor Is The Real Boss HD
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00:11Hey, are you blind, you useless bottom feeder? You almost ruined my $800 shoes.
00:18My apologies, sir. I'll clean it up right away.
00:21Okay. Then scrub it! Trash like you, who can't even read code, only deserves to smell our feet down here.
00:35Ignore that jerk, Jack. Here's a sandwich and a hot latte I saved for you. Eat it while it's warm.
00:40You've been working 10 hours straight today.
00:43Thank you, Emily. You're the only one in this whole company who treats me like a human being.
00:47Just eat. The vibe is really off today.
00:51Mr. Marcus just called an emergency meeting with all the top executives. I heard there's going to be a massive
00:56shake-up.
01:03Listen up, everyone.
01:04To prepare for next month's major acquisition, this company must cut unnecessary expenses.
01:11Effective immediately, the entire cleaning department is terminated.
01:15We don't need these parasites wasting our air.
01:19Marcus, I entrusted this company to you, and this is how you treat my employees?
01:23It seems it's time to show you who the real boss is.
01:28Three years later, your taste is still as tacky as ever, Marcus.
01:34I don't care how you do it. Cover up that $30 million hole in the books.
01:39If the buyers see the real financial statutes next Friday, we're all going to prison. Do you hear me?
01:47Why is this damn janitor still in my office? Didn't I order all of you to get the hell out?
01:51Security, throw him out!
01:53Move it, rat! Don't make me break your bones!
01:55I'm leaving, Mr. Marcus. I wish you all the best with your acquisition.
01:59Get lost! And don't ever let me see your pathetic face again!
02:11A $30 million hole? You want to hollow out my life's work and run?
02:17Mr. Marcus, I'm begging you!
02:20More than half of the cleaning staff are over 50 years old.
02:23They need this meager wallage for life-saving medication.
02:26You can't just kick them out with no severance!
02:32Oh? What a compassionate little angel.
02:38Emily, do you know how charming you look when you're acting all pitiful?
02:43Sir, this is against labor laws.
02:45If you insist on doing this, I will sue the company.
02:48You're going to sue me?
02:50You're a bankrupt receptionist who can't even afford her own college tuition.
02:53You listen all right to Conference She-Shart.
02:56You listen to me, sweetheart.
02:59Now, not only are they fired, but you can pack your shit and get out of here.
03:07If your hand even graces her, I promise you will never be able to hold a cigar again for the
03:12rest of your life.
03:13You maniac! Security! Where the hell is security? I'm calling the cops on you!
03:18Let's go. There's no need to beg for garbage like him.
03:23Soon enough, he'll be on his knees begging us.
03:29Begging us.
03:35Begging us.
03:38Begging us.
03:41Begging us.
03:42Begging us.
03:43Begging us.
03:44Begging us.
03:45Begging us.
03:51Marcus, you changed all the passwords, but you forgot that I wrote the original code for this security system, character
03:55by character.
04:03Let me see what a mess you've made of my life's work over these past three years.
04:08Got it. Tracking hidden fun flows.
04:1350 million dollars? You greedy leech. You're planning to trigger bankruptcy right after signing the acquisition deal this week and
04:20walk away scount-free?
04:21Not a chance.
04:23Founder level super command detected. Alert. Notifying current CEO.
04:26Dammit! He actually installed a physical reverse trigger.
04:29Quick! Seal the building! Someone broke into the core server room!
04:38The Titans of Wall Street. Please, give me just one more minute.
04:42The Q4 financial report NextGen is about to show will absolutely demonstrate massive investment value.
04:48The profit margin is simply a miracle.
04:51Marcus! We flew halfway across the globe to Silicon Valley up, not to watch your company fail at operating a
04:57damn projector.
04:58I have serious doubts about your management capabilities.
05:02Boss, it's cursed. For some reason, the system motherboard seems completely dead. Everything was fine last night. The fake financial
05:11PPT I prepared won't play at all.
05:13Useless. You're all fucking useless. What do I pay you for? Get the tech department up here. Immediately. If this
05:19meeting fails and the investors pull out, you'll all be jumping off the roof as an apology.
05:23Enough!
05:25This is an absolute farce.
05:26It seems NextGen isn't worthy of our $500 million investment. We're leaving.
05:32Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
05:34Excuse me, coming through? I'm here to clean up yesterday's trash.
05:38Are you out of your mind? Who let you in? Security, this stinking beggar of a janitor, and throw him
05:45out immediately!
05:46Do you have any idea how much money the clients in here make per minute?
05:49Jack, you lingering piece of trash. You are intentionally trying to destroy my company. I swear I will make you
05:58completely disappear from the city.
06:03Yelling louder won't cover up your incompetence. This system uses a Q70 motherboard imported from Germany. The core issue isn't
06:11a crash at all. It's a secondary protection lockdown caused by internal overload.
06:15A janitor? Teaching Silicon Valley elites how to fix top-team equipment? That's the funniest joke I've ever heard.
06:30Maniac! Get down! He's going to trigger a short circuit!
06:39It's fixed. You can continue performing your miracles now.
06:46Gentlemen! Just a minor hiccup. As you can see, even the janitors at NextG possess extremely high technical literacy.
06:54Now, please allow me to present our brilliant financial data.
07:05Marcus! You despicable fraud! A deficit of $35 million?
07:11You actually tried to use a hollowed-out empty shell to scam us out of a $500 million investment?
07:16No! No, that's not true! It's a computer viral! Someone is framing me! Turn it off! Turn the fucking thing
07:22off right now!
07:23No! No! Turn it off! Our partnership is completely terminated!
07:28Not only that, I will immediately notify the SEC to launch an investigation. Prepare to spend the rest of your
07:34lives in prison.
07:34It was you. You did this. What the hell did you do to my system, you bottom-dialing rat? Stop!
07:38Stop right there!
07:39He who commits many injustices is doomed to destroy himself. This is merely the beginning.
07:46Three days! 72 solid hours! You are paid the highest salaries in Silicon Alany, and you're telling me you can't
07:56fix a base-level logic plague?
07:58Our flagship product is crashing massively worldwide, and the user churn rate has hit a terrifying 60%.
08:03Boss, this isn't an ordinary bug. It's a deep-level conflict within the entire foundational architecture.
08:07This core code was written personally by the mysterious founder Jay, who vanished three years ago.
08:12Unless Jay comes back from the dead, not even God could untangle this mess.
08:20I don't want to hear excuses from you useless trash.
08:24Those damn investors are issuing their final ultimatum tomorrow morning.
08:27If the product isn't back to normal before the sun rises tomorrow, not only will I fire every single one
08:33of you,
08:33I will blacklist you in the industry so thoroughly, you'll never even job typing code for the rest of your
08:38lives!
08:39Mr. Marcus, there's really no way that's a Jay God-tier architecture.
08:45Then you die! If you can't fix it, you all die! Go to hell!
08:59A bunch of idiots.
09:01The perfect closed loop I left behind was forcibly patched with three layers of relinquency by you hacks.
09:07No wonder the system collapsed.
09:09Since you can't find a way out, I'll teach you a lesson myself,
09:12and show you what true algorithm aesthetics looks like.
09:19Discards the outer loop, strike directly at the core foundation,
09:22reset variable X to absolute zero, and form a mirror re-infantization.
09:28This is the way to break the deadlock.
09:39Hey! Who's over there?
09:42Movement in the tech department core area is strictly prohibited at 3am!
09:45Put your hands up!
09:50No!
09:56My God!
09:58Am I dreaming?
10:00The bug is fixed?
10:01The system is completely restored?
10:03No!
10:04Who is it?
10:05Who conquered this impossible problem last night?
10:08This is impossible.
10:10This is an absolute miracle!
10:12This exquisitely simplified code logic.
10:14This mere reconstruction that looks like art.
10:16This is the handwork of a God.
10:17Who exactly is it?
10:18We have a God's dear hacker hiding in our company.
10:21Fantastic!
10:22Brilliant work!
10:23I knew you could get it done before the deadline.
10:25The investors just messaged saying they're reconsidering!
10:27Tell me!
10:28Which genius solved it?
10:30I'm promoting him to Vice President immediately!
10:32Boss, it wasn't us.
10:33Last night, someone sneaked into the hall,
10:36casually wrote this code on the whiteboard,
10:38and directly saved the entire system.
10:39What?
10:40Someone altered my core code without anyone noticing?
10:43Pull up last night's security footage immediately!
10:45Don't miss a single second!
10:47Those clothes...
10:48Is that janitor again?
10:49That's absolutely impossible!
10:51How could a bottom-dwelling loser
10:53who hasn't even been to college write God?
10:55Dear Code!
10:56Grab that janitor named Jack and bring him to me immediately!
10:59I will interrogate him personally!
11:04Confess!
11:05What the hell were you doing pushing that damn cleaning cart
11:08into the tech core area at 3am last night?
11:10The camera caught your back!
11:12Don't even try to deny it!
11:14Mr. Marcus, I'm a janitor.
11:17Going to the tech department at 3am
11:19is obviously to clean up the trash left by those programmers
11:21who throw Red Bull cans everywhere.
11:24Did you expect me to write code?
11:30Stubborn bottom-feeding rat!
11:33The boss is asking about the code on the whiteboard!
11:35Did a competitor send you to sabotage?
11:38Tell the truth!
11:38Or I'll make sure you leave here in a body bag today!
11:40You can let him do it.
11:42But I guarantee,
11:43if I get a single scratch on me today,
11:46next-gen stock price will plummet straight to hell tomorrow.
11:49This is definitely not the look of a bottom janitor.
11:51That oppressive aura of looking down from above,
11:54controlling everything.
11:56Why?
11:57Why does it feel so much like the missing J?
12:01Look at the news right now!
12:03A fanless Wall Street jork!
12:04Channel Learn just released a sniper report on our financial fraud!
12:08The company's stock crashed right at the opening bell.
12:11NASDAQ led back in danger.
12:13No!
12:13My cash out plan!
12:22It dropped a full 40%!
12:25Marcus!
12:26A billion dollars evaporated in 10 minutes!
12:29The short sellers got hold of the rotten financial drafts of our core projects!
12:35How the hell are you managing this company?
12:37Gentlemen!
12:38Gentlemen, calm down!
12:42This is a premeditated, balicious short selling attack.
12:45Our only way to save ourselves now
12:47is to immediately fire sale our most valuable AI core patent portfolio at a low price.
12:52As long as we get a massive cash flow, we can stabilize the foundation.
12:55Are you insane?!
12:57Those AI patents are the lifeblood left behind by the founder Jay!
13:02If we sell them,
13:03NextGen will completely turn into a soulless empty shell!
13:07I am the CEO now!
13:08And I say we sell!
13:10Prepare the asset stripping agreement immediately!
13:13Even if we become an empty shell,
13:15it is better than going into bankruptcy liquidation today!
13:19Excuse me gentlemen, your espressos?
13:21Who let him up?
13:22Who let this lowly janitor in?
13:24Get out!
13:25You guzz of coffery
13:26and can trek him the way down immediate lines!
13:29Take your dirty coffee
13:31and get out of my sight immediately!
13:47Utterly stupid.
13:48A fire sale will only trigger panic selling.
13:51What you really need to do right now is a reverse leveraged buyout.
13:55Use the Q3 hidden hedge funds to eat up the retail chips on the market
13:59and announce a buyback plan.
14:00The short seller's cap and chain won't last two hours.
14:07What? What did you just say?
14:10Reverse leverage?
14:11The Q3 hidden hedge funds?
14:13Even Marcus doesn't know that money exists!
14:16Who exactly are you?!
14:18Uh...
14:19My apologies, sir.
14:21I was just reciting lines from a soap opera I watched last night.
14:27Your coffee? Enjoy.
14:28Are you deaf?!
14:30I told you to get lost!
14:33Marcus!
14:35Shut your mouth!
14:37Terminate the asset sale agreement!
14:39Canosa from Medjard!
14:41Then I was frankly with your K!
14:43Connect me to Wall Street Trading Room 3 immediately!
14:47I am invoking the supreme backup authority.
14:50The board will reconvene in one hour.
14:54Old Jeffrey!
14:55Are you insane?!
14:58Fighting the short sailors right now is throwing money into a meat grinder!
15:02We have no other path but to sell off the assets!
15:07Listen up!
15:09Activate the reserve capital pool immediately!
15:13Eat up!
15:14Every single short order on the market!
15:17At the same time, issue an indefinite buyback announcement.
15:2150 million shares under the company's name.
15:23Do it!
15:24Crush those bloodsuckers!
15:32My God! It's pulling up!
15:34The stock price stopped falling and is rising!
15:36We survived!
15:37The short sellers accounts just blow up!
15:39A genius!
15:40An absolute financial genius!
15:42With just one sentence!
15:43He saved the entire company!
15:45Where is that janitor?!
15:46Where is he?!
15:53Him again!
15:54This is absolutely no coincidence!
15:56That damn janitor!
15:57Not only does he know top tier code,
16:00but he also knows about hidden fun flows that even I don't know about!
16:03Who the hell is he?!
16:18The projector inexplicably fixed, the death code cracked, and today even the asset fire sale plan I spent three months
16:23meticulous planning was completely destroyed by a single sentence from him!
16:25A janitor?!
16:26You go out on the street trying to find me a fucking janitor who reversed left leverage buyouts!
16:30Boss, do you mean that guy named Jack is a corporate spy?
16:33Deliberately infiltrated to bring us down?
16:35I don't care if he's a spy sent by another ghost or a ghost coming to get revenge from one!
16:40He has severely threatened my plan to run away with that 50 million dollars!
16:44He opens his mouth again!
16:46We'll all be dead and buried!
16:48Boss, should we find someone to take care of him?
16:50Make him disappear from Silicon Valley?
16:52This will cost you your life, you idiot!
16:54I want to ruin his reputation!
16:56I want to turn him into a contemptible thief in front of everyone!
16:59Have the police legally lock him up in prison and shut that damn mouth forever!
17:15This is an absolute disgrace!
17:18The Heart of the Ocean diamond necklace has vanished into thin air!
17:23It's worth a full half million dollars!
17:26Half a million dollars?!
17:28My god, that's a major felony!
17:31There is an extremely dirty mole inside our company!
17:34Who on earth did it?
17:40I have already called the police.
17:42The security department will immediately search everyone's private lockers.
17:46Starting with the bottom-low employees!
18:01Officer, this is the locker of that janitor named Jack.
18:04This guy is always acting sneaky.
18:06I suspect he's the one who did it.
18:09Open it.
18:13Got him!
18:14It was this dirt poor crazy janitor who stole the necklace!
18:30Jack!
18:31The company put food on your table!
18:34How dare you commit this heinous theft!
18:36It's a betrayal!
18:37Five million dollars!
18:39That's enough to make you rot in a federal prison!
18:42I've always said it!
18:43These low-lides are nothing but dirty thieves!
18:45Yesterday, he touched my coffee with his grubby hands.
18:48Send him to the police station immediately!
18:53Lock up this thief!
18:55Kneel down and confess to Mr. Marcus!
19:02You trash!
19:16Are you done with your little play, Marcus?
19:19Stuffing the necklace into my locker, is this the most brilliant trick you could come up with?
19:24Truly pathetic.
19:29Still acting tough when you're a death smeth?
19:32Caught red-handed and you still want to argue?
19:35Listen!
19:36The police cars are already here!
19:39Just take your lies and go straight to hell!
19:49Stop!
19:50He is innocent!
19:51You can't arrest him!
19:53I have proof!
19:58Emily!
20:00Are you crazy?
20:01Harboring a major thief is an equal crime!
20:04You shut your mouth and step back right now!
20:08Otherwise, you're going to prison with him today!
20:11I am not harboring anyone!
20:14Mr. Marcus, you said the necklace was stolen between 9pm and 10pm last night, correct?
20:19Huh!
20:20The security cameras indeed caught a shadow!
20:22What's the problem with that?
20:24Jack was at the first floor front desk helping me fix the massive printer.
20:28This 45 minute vlog video has an unalterable base level timestamp.
20:36You shouldn't have gotten involved, Emily.
20:38You shouldn't have gotten involved, Emily.
20:38It's dangerous.
20:39My father taught me, never let an innocent person take the fall for a sin.
20:44Even if I lose everything.
20:46A misunderstanding.
20:47It seems it's a massive misunderstanding.
20:50Perhaps a cleaning lady accidentally swept it into Jack's locker.
20:54It's nothing!
20:56Everyone disperse!
20:59Ah!
21:02Ah!
21:03Ah!
21:04Ah!
21:05Emily!
21:05This man in the photo?
21:07Is Richard Swanson?
21:09How do you know my father?
21:11Yes.
21:12He was once the most famous angel investor in Silicon Valley.
21:15But three years ago, he was scammed out of his entire by NextGen.
21:20Finally...
21:20Finally committed suicide by jump off a building in despair.
21:24Richard is dead?
21:25It was Marcus.
21:27He must have used fake accounts to trap and kill Richard after I retired.
21:31I let my benefactor's daughter suffer humiliation under her enemy.
21:37Emily, I am sorry.
21:39I promise you, starting today, no one will ever hurt you again.
21:43I will make the beast who truly killed your father pay in blood.
21:49Mr. Marcus, this is the coffee cup that Janitor left.
21:53It has the clearest fingerprints and saliva DNA samples on it.
21:57Go.
21:58Use the highest expedited channel immediately.
22:00Match this against the national top secret database.
22:03I refuse to believe a janitor who understands base level logic could just appear.
22:07I want him investigated to the absolute core!
22:13Boss!
22:14The results are out.
22:15It's a catastrophe.
22:17That janitor.
22:18He is not some bottom-ladle nobody at all.
22:22Stop stuttering!
22:23Who exactly is he?
22:25Which rival company sent him as a corporate spy?
22:34Fingerprint match 99.9%.
22:37Jack, is Jay?
22:39That janitor is actually the founder who has been missing for three years?
22:44The true tyrant behind NextGen who holds 51% absolute controlling power?
22:48If he really is Jay, all those fake accounts and funds you transferred,
22:51he definitely knows everything.
22:52What do we do now?
22:55It turns out he came back to claim my life.
22:57I will directly accuse you of being the criminal who embezzled public funds.
23:07Cutting out the cancer in Ine's mall,
23:10and the Marstout with attention,
23:12we were scubbing on the Tappan,
23:14Yanger Lee Steiff.
23:17Colleagues, our company is facing an unprecedented life and death crisis.
23:21But I have finally uncovered the source of it all.
23:23Three years ago, the founder Jay,
23:25who mysteriously disappeared with 50 million in core funds,
23:28the ultimate sinner,
23:29who nearly bankrupt a company,
23:30he is not dead at all.
23:32Not only is he alive...
23:33My God, Jay is still alive?
23:35Where is that embezzler?
23:37But he has incredibly sinlessly disguised himself as a bottom-level janitor,
23:40lurking among us all this time.
23:42That piece of trash named Jack is the very Jay,
23:45who embezzled public funds and obscuted.
23:57No wonder he could fix the death code!
23:59No wonder he knew so many trade secrets!
24:02So he is the vampire who ruined the company!
24:04He has come back now to completely destroy us!
24:07And cover up his past crimes!
24:13Security!
24:14Take down this sinner of the company!
24:16Hand him over to the FBI immediately!
24:19Get out of here!
24:27Marcus, this trick of the thief crying Stop Thief is indeed beautiful,
24:31but your forged chain of evidence is full of holes.
24:34Once I get the original financial keys,
24:36I will make you wish you were dead.
24:38Accept your fate, my good brother.
24:40In this company, I write the truth,
24:42even if you truly are a god.
24:44Today I will press you into the mud
24:46and ensure you never rise again.
24:49Stop wasting time with him!
24:51Throw him out like the trash he is!
25:07Emily, listen to me.
25:09We're jars of sallies.
25:10The meat missed my own.
25:12Made me train hitting to this.
25:15All of that evidence was forged by Marcus.
25:18I am not-
25:18Shut up!
25:19You liar murderer!
25:22If Mr. Marcus hadn't made the transfer records from back then public,
25:27I would never have known that the true culprit who destroyed my father's life
25:30and drove him to suicide was actually you!
25:33That was the funds Marcus transferred!
25:35He is framing me!
25:37Back then, I-
25:38Stop lying to me!
25:39Not wanting to-
25:41Stop blaming me!
25:42Let's the will write you!
25:43Stop lying to those strings!
25:48The signature on the photos is yours!
25:51The base code is yours!
25:53You played me like a total fool,
25:56watching me beg for scraps in front of my enemy.
26:00You must have thought it was hilarious, didn't you?
26:03I never want to see you again for the rest of-
26:06of my life!
26:08I hate you!
26:20Yielding only brings betrayal and humiliation.
26:25Forbearance only allows those blood-sucking demons to push innocent people to dead ends.
26:29Richard is dead.
26:30Emily's heart is broken.
26:31My life's work is hollowed out.
26:33All of this must end.
26:49The game is over, Marcus.
26:52Since you want to see Hell, I will open the gates for you myself.
26:58Boss?
26:59My god, you're finally back!
27:00Wake up the Shadow Squad.
27:01Connect me to all core informants on Wall Street.
27:04Within ten hours, I want every single dark ledger of Marcus's shady dealings from the past three years.
27:10And...
27:10Prepare a decent suit for me.
27:28Boss!
27:29Boss! The back doors you provided are absolutely perfect!
27:32Boss! We have completely breached Marcus's offshore defense network!
27:36The three Cayman Islands shell companies under his name are completely locked onto.
27:40He dares to swallow my 50 million with just this level of skill?
27:45Have you traced the final destination of his funds?
27:50Found it!
27:52This old fox plans to package and sell the company's core assets at a low price named a Shell Institution
27:57to a Blackstone.
27:58And the non-ultimate befinisheria of this institution then himself.
28:01As long as he signs the agreement today, 50 million in cash will be legally laundered instantly.
28:05He thinks he's won?
28:08Keep digging.
28:11That rotten account that killed Richard three years ago must have had an internal handler.
28:17Go dig up that missing CFO from back then.
28:28Boss! Found him!
28:30The former CFO, David, never left the country!
28:32He has been under house arrest by Marcus's men in an abandoned warehouse outside Los Angeles.
28:37He was forced to commit perjury to frame you and Mr. Richard three years ago.
28:41And now Marcus plans to silence him permanently once he gets the money.
28:49Notify the armed squad in Los Angeles.
28:54Within 10 minutes, I want to see David sitting alive on the screen in front of me.
29:04Mr. Jack, please steer me!
29:06Can't Marcus force me to do it!
29:07Ordered your signature to do it. Transferred me the funds. He shorted Richard's stock.
29:10I have recordings! I have hidden recordings of his entire criminal process!
29:14Package the recordings and all the raw data of the offshore transfers.
29:17Get a car ready. We are going to attend Mr. Marcus's coronation ceremony.
29:30ASSISTANT SECRETARY
29:31Congratulations, President Marcus!
29:32Once this agreement is signed, we can completely shake off those messes.
29:36You are the savior of next-gen!
29:43this is all thanks to everyone's hard work that damn thief jay has been swept into the garbage
29:49bin permanently starting today this business empire completely belongs to me
30:04hacker squad listen up in one minute directly hack into the global live broadcast signal of the
30:11next gen shareholder meeting prepare to broadcast the special program
30:23marcus your time of death has arrived
30:39where is security who dares to cause trouble at a time like this
30:44drag them out and beat them to death
30:59jack it's jet my god he's in a suit he really is the founder jay you how could you possibly
31:07get in
31:08you embezzler call the police immediately catch him embezzler marcus have you forgotten that this
31:16is my company did i give you permission to sell off my life's work
31:26i am david the former cfo of next gen i testify that three years ago marcus forced me to forge
31:32jay's signature to transfer 50 million in funds he set the trap to bankrupt mr richard and drive him
31:38to jump off a building today's acquisition is also his money laundering conspiracy moving money from
31:43his left hand to his right i have all his secret recordings fake it's all fake this is an ai
31:49generated
31:50video he is slandering me i am the ceo i am the absolute controller here controller open your damn
31:58eyes and look closely i possess 51 absolute controlling equity of next gen you have always
32:06been nothing but a dog temporarily managing the company for me now you are fired
32:15what the hell mr marcus you are officially under arrest on charges of massive financial fraud
32:21money laundering and the murder of richard swanson you have the right to remain silent no jack you can't
32:28do this to me no jack i'm so sorry i misunderstood you so badly before and and i even slapped
32:49you
32:50if it weren't for you my father's a grave would never have been cleared i don't know how to thank
32:55you
33:03fool i am the one who should say sorry if i had stepped forward sooner you wouldn't have had to
33:09suffer so much grievance but you are now the supreme founder and a billionaire and i'm just a
33:16burka reception who said you are just a receptionist the foundation i just established happens to be
33:23short of a me male boss full of sense of justice are you willing to start over again with me
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