00:00Seven years ago, one incredible story blew up the internet.
00:04When I was 22, I got involved in the Russian Mafia.
00:07I was a frat boy on a class trip.
00:09This is Igor. He's here for your protection.
00:11He's very dangerous.
00:12You are not to talk to or hang out with him.
00:14All I want to do is hang out with him.
00:16I did not speak Russian.
00:18Ya machina.
00:20All I knew how to say was...
00:21On the machine!
00:23It was literally the best summer of my life.
00:26We robbing this guy?
00:27This is Russia!
00:2923 years after those events...
00:33The story continues.
00:35What is wrong with this shirt?
00:39Yo, machine!
00:40Not today, brother. Not today.
00:42My dad showed up.
00:43You paid money to see my son tell his made-up story about robbing a train in Russia?
00:47Dad, for the millionth time, it's a true story.
00:49It took about two seconds before he started making me mental.
00:51Look at him!
00:52Hey, bull bear!
00:53He's a monster.
00:57Are you the machine?
00:58Ma'am, the party's outside.
01:00Twenty-three years ago, you stole the only thing my father ever cared about.
01:04Sorry.
01:05If this is some sort of TikTok prank, I'm about to lose my shit.
01:08It's definitely a prank. Clearly, that's a fake gun.
01:12Or not!
01:13They're coming with me back to Russia.
01:16Shut up!
01:18If you try to run...
01:21He's going down!
01:22Why are you talking all fast like you're on speed or something?
01:25Because I'm on speed!
01:26Oh!
01:26More drugs!
01:28Holy shit!
01:31Burt.
01:32Take off that shirt and show those SOBs who you really are.
01:37Now?
01:37You gotta party with me.
01:42He's the motherfucking machine!
01:50Fine.
01:51I'm just gonna shoot him in the leg.
01:58Oh my god!
01:59I'm going to fucking hell!
02:00I killed a man!
02:02Well, technically you killed several men.
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