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¡Hoyo en uno! La reconquista del rey del golf serie completa
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this moment.
00:00:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:13Oh shit!
00:00:37Holy! I can take that back!
00:00:40Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:48Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:00:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07Ambiotic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:13I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:21I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife.
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:32No, come on.
00:01:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you. Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:00Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:15I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you. I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have
00:02:22been by your side. I promise. I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:35Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:40Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties. Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:04Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:09We look just like the pros.
00:03:10Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:23There you go. Now I'm paying you. Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:29You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggie and go fetch that ball.
00:03:35That's enough.
00:03:47Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:53Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:03:59You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:09Let me handle it.
00:04:14See? Even the help knows its place.
00:04:16You've got to trash. Do anything for a buck.
00:04:18Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:20I bet he will.
00:04:20I bet he will.
00:04:37Your form is sloppy.
00:04:40Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:46Throw them out.
00:04:50Hey, don't touch me! Hey!
00:04:54Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:00Yeah.
00:05:01I could have done better. I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:04He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:07Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:10Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:16Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:19I'm sorry. I don't play golf.
00:05:22I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:26I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:05:30It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:47Hey, Bobby.
00:05:48Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:50You know, making a comeback.
00:05:52I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:54I already told you my answer.
00:05:56I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:07Gabriel, I already told you. I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:11Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:13You need to come to the school now.
00:06:24What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:30Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:32Hey!
00:06:37You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:41Oh, God.
00:06:43It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:45What a small world.
00:06:47My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:49He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:52That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:55Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:01Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:06But...
00:07:06But you're too poor. Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:09Yeah. Guess what?
00:07:11Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:14And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:18So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:23Daddy...
00:07:24Is 70 grand a lot?
00:07:28I...
00:07:29Don't need it.
00:07:31I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:33I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:37But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:41This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:44And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:47And you let it happen!
00:07:48Hey, kids will fight. I can't stop that.
00:07:52Then you suspend her!
00:07:55I...
00:07:56Hey!
00:08:06Look, you piece of trash!
00:08:08There is 10k.
00:08:10Forget about art school.
00:08:12Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:18It's not my fault.
00:08:20You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:27Come on, Angel. Get your stuff. Let's go.
00:08:31See? I told you so.
00:08:33Wait, Mr. Smith. About that donation.
00:08:37Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:41I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa. I'm sorry.
00:08:50Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:52No. I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:08:55I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:08:57I'll be a good kid. I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:02No, sweetie. I'm sorry.
00:09:04And don't worry.
00:09:06Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:09:14I buried the man I used to be.
00:09:16But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:18It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:36Gabriel.
00:09:37Gabriel. Get my clubs.
00:09:40I'm back.
00:09:56I'm back.
00:10:01Sis, qualifying match next week.
00:10:04I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:10Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:12With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club whose boss.
00:10:15They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:17If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have...
00:10:20Jake is young and talented.
00:10:22Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:23It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:28If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:32Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:36Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:38What? Shut up.
00:10:40Two yards.
00:10:44What?
00:10:49What do you mean two yards?
00:10:50His grip's weak.
00:10:52Ball's going to fade.
00:10:54Two yards to the right.
00:10:56Shut up, dude.
00:10:57You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:10:59Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:02I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:04Ignore him, okay?
00:11:06Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:07He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:11But you guys really don't see this?
00:11:13I guess that makes sense.
00:11:15This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:19Well, tell me.
00:11:21What do you see?
00:11:292.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:32And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:34If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:36Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:38He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:40What do you know?
00:11:40How about you go?
00:11:42And go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:44You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:46Oh my god.
00:11:52Hey, it's free advice.
00:11:53Take it or leave it.
00:11:54But we can't even think about qualifiers
00:11:56because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:142.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:22Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:24Nothing.
00:12:25What's up with you guys?
00:12:26I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:28Yeah, Mr. Know-it-all here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:31This...
00:12:31Oh my god.
00:12:34Come on, man.
00:12:35Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:40Oh man, let go.
00:12:41You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:43You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:46Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:49I was right.
00:12:50He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:52Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:12:54Please get your wrist checked.
00:12:55It'll just take a moment.
00:12:57Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:12:59This guy's a rookie.
00:13:01He could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:04I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:13:06No.
00:13:07No.
00:13:07I believe him.
00:13:08And he makes a good point.
00:13:11He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:14Seriously?
00:13:16He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:19Yeah.
00:13:19He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:21A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:22I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:38Who's this asshole?
00:13:39Tyler Carter.
00:13:41Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:42You know.
00:13:43Most recent world champion.
00:13:45And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:51It's all in the race, baby.
00:13:57Ready?
00:14:02It's always here to start shit.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:04Got it.
00:14:05Oh.
00:14:05Good job, baby.
00:14:07Oh my gosh.
00:14:10Look who it is.
00:14:13Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:16Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:18Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:20You're not welcome here.
00:14:22Leave.
00:14:25Oh.
00:14:26Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:28Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:14:30You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:31How about that?
00:14:32Me, uh...
00:14:34Dreaming of trophies?
00:14:35When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:39God.
00:14:40It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:44Look.
00:14:44We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:46It's just not possible.
00:14:48Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:50You sign over August to me,
00:14:52and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:14:55We can all go home happy.
00:14:58All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:14:59It's all yours, baby.
00:15:02Never.
00:15:05August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:08My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:11Okay. Option two.
00:15:13You put this on.
00:15:16You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:18I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:20Fuck you, man. Fuck you!
00:15:22You and me, let's go at it. Sudden death match.
00:15:25Lose our backside of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:30So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:33He's an idiot.
00:15:35Fine. But you better not be all bark.
00:15:38You better have some bites, you boy.
00:15:48Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:50Fuck off, man. Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:15:53Do I need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:55He's provoked you, okay? You're too emotional now.
00:15:57And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:15:59You won't win.
00:15:59Shut up.
00:16:01You're a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:03You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:06Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:20You see that?
00:16:22302 yards, mid fairway.
00:16:25Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:28Show him, Jake.
00:16:31That stance. It's too low.
00:16:34That ball's going off course.
00:16:36What did you just say?
00:16:38I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:40Will you quit the yapping?
00:16:41You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're professional or something.
00:16:44I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:46Don't backseat it.
00:16:58Hopeless.
00:16:58What an idiot.
00:17:00Oh my gosh.
00:17:03213 in the rough.
00:17:05Oh my god, my granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:24If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:28Time for a little help.
00:17:32Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:34You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:36This is serious.
00:17:37Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:17:55Holy shit.
00:17:57Ha ha!
00:17:58Let's go!
00:17:59That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:01No, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:03A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:05Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:09Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:11Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:24Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:26With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:27Come on, Jake.
00:18:29You gotta pull through.
00:18:35Thanks, doll.
00:18:41Ready or not.
00:18:43Here I come!
00:18:46Hey!
00:18:47Shit!
00:18:49Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:52He was standing right here.
00:18:54You knew that.
00:18:54You did that on purpose.
00:18:55It's against the rules.
00:18:57Thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:18:59Doing this casual.
00:19:01There's no need for rules.
00:19:02I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:04There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:07Whatever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:13A torn ligament?
00:19:15Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:18Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:20Who is he, really?
00:19:22Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:24I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:25No, I can keep going.
00:19:27I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:32Hogs Cough Club is the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:36I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:40It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:43If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:19:45I might let you keep your club.
00:19:47What the fuck did you say?
00:19:48Watch this bitch.
00:19:53Wow.
00:19:54Is that the best you got?
00:19:57I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:09Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:10He needs to put the ball in the hole to win, but his wrist...
00:20:13Will you stop?
00:20:15As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:17No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:23You're still powering through?
00:20:25Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:29That's enough!
00:20:36I'll take it from here.
00:20:39Are you back off?
00:20:41This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:43Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:45Jake, that's enough.
00:20:46Step down.
00:20:47If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:49Let Bobby take over.
00:20:53Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:20:56You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:20:59Why?
00:21:00Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:05You got some balls.
00:21:07I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:10You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:16This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:27This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:32And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:35Just look at yourself.
00:21:37Covered in filth.
00:21:38Carrying around a burden.
00:21:40You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:46Excuse me, sir.
00:21:48Don't mind him.
00:21:49He's an asshole.
00:21:51I'm Mia.
00:21:52I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:21:56And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter,
00:21:58I'd be happy to help.
00:22:18Is that your wife?
00:22:19You should have brought her with you.
00:22:21Bet she'd be as good as a golf holder.
00:22:24A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:28The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:33That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:38front of her grave.
00:22:39I'm begging.
00:22:40The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:43Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:45You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:48And the loser's got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:22:54Deal.
00:22:56You better keep your word.
00:23:11This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:12Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:14We're screwed.
00:23:15What clue is groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August?
00:23:18You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:22Humidity, sixty percent.
00:23:25Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:35Please clear the water.
00:23:37Forget about the hole.
00:23:39You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:41I win.
00:23:55What the fuck?
00:23:57What the fuck?
00:23:59Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:01There's no way.
00:24:02It's a trick shot.
00:24:03You can't control where it lands.
00:24:08What the fuck?
00:24:09What the fuck?
00:24:10What the water?
00:24:12I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:13But how?
00:24:14It's a miracle.
00:24:15Am I dreaming?
00:24:16Did we actually beat the Golden Hills bastards?
00:24:19This is impossible.
00:24:21There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:24Impossible.
00:24:26That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:29Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:31Even Cain.
00:24:32Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:41Is he?
00:24:43A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:45Who are you?
00:24:49Who are you?
00:24:51Me?
00:24:52I'm a nobody.
00:24:53I'm a gardener.
00:24:54I just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:24:56I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:24:58Yeah.
00:24:59Yes.
00:25:00Of course.
00:25:01You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:03We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:04Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:07Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:09Bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:11I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:12We should reconsider.
00:25:13Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:16I mean...
00:25:16How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:18If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:21All the things he could be doing.
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:23If people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be laughed out.
00:25:27Okay.
00:25:28Silence.
00:25:28All of you.
00:25:29I believe in Bobby.
00:25:31And he's our only hope now.
00:25:33Hey, Bobby.
00:25:34I got cash.
00:25:36Hot babes.
00:25:37You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club.
00:25:40I got anything you could ever want.
00:25:43I can't pay you cash or an advancement.
00:25:46But I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club.
00:25:49If you'll still have us.
00:25:51Her golf club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:25:54Every check you get's gonna bounce.
00:25:56Come on.
00:25:57Don't be stupid.
00:25:58Just give me the word.
00:25:59It's all yours.
00:26:04Tuition.
00:26:0570k a year.
00:26:14I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:16I don't need much in life.
00:26:22I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:25My heart's racing.
00:26:27What's going on?
00:26:29You old bastard.
00:26:31You're gonna regret this.
00:26:33Hey!
00:26:34Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:36What are you talking about?
00:26:37Our bets.
00:26:39You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:40My brother?
00:26:41Kane Carter?
00:26:42He's the grand champ.
00:26:44Your little amateur ass.
00:26:46Are you sure you want this?
00:26:47It doesn't matter who it is.
00:26:49A bet's a bet.
00:26:54Baby, help!
00:26:56You bastard!
00:26:57You're gonna regret this!
00:26:59Men honor their words.
00:27:01Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:04What are you, little boy?
00:27:05You motherfucker!
00:27:07Mark my words!
00:27:08You motherfuckers are gonna regret this.
00:27:10Come on, girls.
00:27:21You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:24A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:27It was a fluke.
00:27:29If you just give me another chance, I'll do it.
00:27:31Ah!
00:27:32Useless!
00:27:33The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:36You better not film me again in the qualification match.
00:27:48I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:27:52But, it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:27:57I can't believe he's been retired for six years already.
00:28:00You still think about him?
00:28:06I don't know.
00:28:08Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:26Come on.
00:28:28Come on, where?
00:28:29We're leaving.
00:28:33You're drunk.
00:28:35I'm taking you home.
00:28:37Party pooper.
00:28:40Such a gentleman.
00:28:45I'm so thirsty.
00:28:46I'll get you some water.
00:29:00I'm so thirsty.
00:29:07Hell нет goes, hey 대략...
00:29:08I've been drinking.
00:29:09First, I'm so�.
00:29:11Did the work and it's all for me.
00:29:14I've been dropping.
00:29:16No compromising.
00:29:18I'm right where I'm meant to be.
00:29:29Mia, you're drunk.
00:29:32Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:34Mm-hmm.
00:30:11I had a lot of fun last night.
00:30:17I had fun, too.
00:30:19A lot of fun.
00:30:23Good afternoon.
00:30:26My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:30:31On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the U.S. Open press conference.
00:30:4250 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:30:48But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:30:55This AI-powered golfer can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:31:03Now, who's up first?
00:31:07It matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:10I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:18Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:20Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:22Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:23You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:25Be my guest.
00:31:27Okay.
00:31:27Let's try that.
00:31:28But there's a measure of level of heat.
00:31:41Yeah.
00:31:46Nice, man.
00:31:47Looks like we're locked in.
00:31:48Absolutely we are.
00:31:49It's done.
00:31:50Enough wasting my time.
00:31:52By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody here is aware of how underranked
00:31:58you are.
00:32:03This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:06What are you doing here?
00:32:08You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:09You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:11Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:14Okay.
00:32:16Okay.
00:32:17Sit back.
00:32:19You'll see my rank.
00:32:20Hey, get this.
00:32:22I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:32:27Oh.
00:32:28Oh.
00:32:38Oh.
00:32:47Oh.
00:32:47Oh.
00:32:49Oh.
00:32:49Oh.
00:32:50Oh.
00:32:56he's 15th every member of golden hill is a total beast pretty much don't cry though
00:33:01it's okay you may lose me but all of you are better than him you know it's sad mia the
00:33:10best
00:33:10you got is dead last you know that's how i shut up august is not gonna be dead last
00:33:15just mark my words yeah don't waste your breath on this guy he's ranked 15th he's a nobody wow
00:33:23that's something coming from the gardener do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the u
00:33:29.s
00:33:29gardener the august golf club sent their groundskeeper to the u.s open the hell yeah she sure
00:33:34did i think he should be disqualified all in favor raise your hand
00:33:41golfers are forged from hard work and talent everyone deserves a shot the only insult here
00:33:47is your elitist attitude august golf course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum
00:33:52and she did golf club on the verge of going bankrupt okay that is not what is happening here
00:34:13trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:34:19i'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:34:23what do you think you're doing ice here kid you're not gonna want to miss this
00:34:34this is my rating
00:34:53six years ago you retired banished without a trace
00:34:58only leaving behind your legacy talented golfers right come and gone kane was crowned the
00:35:08new king of golf he's nothing compared to you and your peak mr hale you have to see this we
00:35:17got a ping on
00:35:18the golden scanner the all-time number one i guess he couldn't wait
00:35:25to celebrate your comeback i'm gonna return all your trophies to you take these let's go
00:35:39what why is his ranking locked according to the govers association rules only the top 10
00:35:45govers in the nation have their rank locked that means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the u
00:35:51.s
00:35:51no that can't be right well there you have it folks cold hard facts i guess the whole world's gonna
00:35:58know that the golden hills country
00:35:59club is all bark and no bikes
00:36:05quickly to the press conference and bring the trophies
00:36:08all of them i want the world to know that the roaring lion has returned
00:36:17wait there's an explanation for this he's not a pro golfer so he's probably not even registered yeah that
00:36:23explains it how would a failing club like the august have a top 10 player with them well if i'm
00:36:28just
00:36:29an amateur and you lost to me what does that make you getting pretty cocky over there buddy you know
00:36:36the golden hills created this ai system we have the right to unlock it if you get on your knees
00:36:41right
00:36:42now i might let you go don't take my generosity for granted well go ahead unlock it i'm not going
00:36:49to
00:36:49stop you from humiliating yourself go boys you're gonna regret that get ready folks this little clown
00:36:57is about to give us a strip show
00:37:10what he's not just in the top 10 he's the best in the country that means he's ranked higher than
00:37:17the
00:37:17grand slam winner kane how could it be
00:37:23no that that can't be right there's got there's got to be a glitch in the system he's got a
00:37:28point
00:37:28can you imagine the grand slam winner lion raking leaves no way thank goodness you almost ruined our
00:37:34association's reputation you just had one lucky stroke you thought you could fool me you little
00:37:40bitch this golf tournament's for pros not no amateurs like you boys get them out of here that's not up
00:37:45to
00:37:45you that's up to the golfers association miss wilson as the vice president of the association
00:37:53there has to be a rule against this discrimination tyler should i throw out the riffraff i knew you
00:37:59making you my vp was the best decision i could make
00:38:06you're on their side oh don't act shocked it's called networking sweetheart i know your little
00:38:11backwater club don't even know what that is i think we should get him out of here an unranked
00:38:18opportunist like yourself doesn't deserve to golf with pros like tyler on behalf of the golfers
00:38:26association i'm revoking your entry into the u.s open you bastards i'm reporting you to the president
00:38:33of the association gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism the chairman that old man is
00:38:39busy drinking tea in his office don't bother him with your petty drama empetism is a big word for you
00:38:46man you think gabriel gives a about your little shitty club he's got better things to do sweetheart
00:38:52boys get them out of here i'm sick of seeing their faces make sure they're gone i don't want them
00:38:57crawling back this is my turn this is my turn
00:39:11hands up
00:39:16that's the bus the chairman had custom made for lion no one's ever seen it why did he bring it
00:39:21today
00:39:21the riders president's cup masters the open the pga tour they're they're all grand slam trophies and
00:39:29there's multiple mr chairman what are you doing here i'm here to remind everyone that the open is run
00:39:37by the golfers association not golden hills mr chairman these two crashed the press conference
00:39:47i'm just throwing out the trash trash
00:39:53how dare you do you have no idea who he is are you serious right now you're forgetting who makes
00:40:01your
00:40:02paychecks who gave you permission to speak he is the top ranked golfer mr hale there's a bug in the
00:40:14system he's not even in the rankings he's a nobody nobody so all these trophies he won mean nothing to
00:40:23you all these trophies belong to him that's that's impossible he's done the impossible time and time
00:40:31again all these trophies belong to him and to him alone he is the legendary golfer
00:40:44the legendary golfer sir i need to talk to you in private
00:40:53what is he hiding from me
00:40:58look i'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret
00:41:02eleanor's still young and i don't want the press hounding her
00:41:07i am so sorry claire i wasn't there for you i was chasing trophies and wins and i should have
00:41:13been by
00:41:14your side i promise i will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:41:24i've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:41:26oh yeah i understand i can keep your secret thanks here we go
00:41:38after a thorough review we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:41:46since we cannot guarantee ranks all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:41:54and then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:41:58everyone except tyler carter
00:42:07what i'm the highest ranked person here we don't need some ai system to prove that and you have no
00:42:13right to disqualify me i am the president of the golf association and the host of the u.s open
00:42:21i do have that right you old bastard you're making a mistake making an enemy of the golden hills
00:42:26golf club over this nobody enough you and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society
00:42:33for far too long you have no authority here take them out you can't do this you reckless bastard
00:42:45as for you the golf association has no room for a golden hill simpering laptop
00:42:53you're fired you can't fire me i am the vice president you can't fucking fire me you batman
00:43:04i have heard that golden hills has been experimenting with an ai neural chip implant
00:43:10now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:43:15just watch out i wouldn't worry about that i chose to come back i'm ready for anything come what may
00:43:36all right you can open your eyes
00:43:45so you want to guess what i got you for your birthday
00:43:47i don't know but i do know that i'm gonna love it because it's a present from daddy
00:43:59daddy is this all for me it's just like my drawing yep it's all yours sweetie
00:44:09oh i can't forget this
00:44:17perfect my princess may i have the first dance
00:44:22yes
00:44:43mirror mirror on the wall who's the prettiest princess of them all
00:44:48why it's you my pretty little princess eleanor wait daddy i've got you a present
00:44:56this is my lucky bracelet i made it at school miss maya says wearing it means good things will
00:45:02happen daddy you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever i'll be cheering for you and i know mommy will
00:45:10too i never wanted eleanor to worry about me so i didn't tell her about the match but it looks
00:45:16like
00:45:16she knew all along thank you sweetie
00:45:21i promise i'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:45:30welcome everybody to the final qualifying round for the u.s open which is also known as
00:45:35golf's longest day today is going to be a 36 hole round which means only the top 50 players will
00:45:41advance to the final round so good luck
00:45:44yeah
00:46:06whoa
00:46:06Out there!
00:46:08Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:12That was incredible.
00:46:30You saved me.
00:46:32You won.
00:46:33We won.
00:46:35Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:36We've got to celebrate.
00:46:38Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:46:40Come on!
00:46:40Oh, wait, Jake.
00:46:41We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:46:43Ugh, no.
00:46:44Disgusting.
00:46:44He just wants you there.
00:46:46He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:46:49I bet he's gonna be there tonight, too.
00:46:51Yeah, I know.
00:46:52And I've had enough.
00:46:53It's time I end this.
00:47:10I've had enough time to marry you and I'll be right back.
00:47:25Like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:27But I'll Peru myself.
00:47:33When I'm implanted with this chip,
00:47:35everyone will be forced to know the truth.
00:47:37That I am the greatest golfer in the world.
00:47:42I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat
00:47:45by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:47:57Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:47:59It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:01God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street.
00:48:05You dare show your face here?
00:48:08Dad, can't you be nice?
00:48:09This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club.
00:48:32Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:48:35His father is the president of a golfer's association.
00:48:39Golf is in their blood.
00:48:42Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:48:50Henry, is it?
00:48:51Yep.
00:48:53Mia's told me so much about you.
00:48:55You're Gabriel's kid.
00:48:56You act nothing like him.
00:48:57What would you know about my father?
00:48:59Nothing.
00:49:00He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:07Mia, are you serious?
00:49:09You brought the help home?
00:49:13So humiliating.
00:49:14Yeah.
00:49:15What is he doing here?
00:49:17To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:21Well, Mia has good taste.
00:49:22At least I'm sure she'll know someone's right for her.
00:49:25Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:27His father runs a U.S. Open.
00:49:29With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:49:33Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:49:35Our food's getting cold.
00:49:37Let's go eat.
00:49:42Here, please.
00:49:43Allow me.
00:49:51Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:49:54You have to try one of these.
00:49:55I just had him flown in from Cuba today.
00:49:58Really good Arbanos.
00:49:59Oh, now we're talking real Cuba, huh?
00:50:03Mm-hmm.
00:50:06There you go.
00:50:08Excellent taste, young man.
00:50:12Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:15I got a meal.
00:50:17Yeah, real mature.
00:50:21You should really try this meal.
00:50:23Our chef would be a special meal.
00:50:35I'm sorry, man.
00:50:36I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:38Okay, that's enough.
00:50:39Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:50:43Don't worry about it.
00:50:45I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:50:48I brought a gift.
00:50:49I brought a gift.
00:51:02Ew, what is this?
00:51:04It sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:51:07I bet it's all junk.
00:51:10Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:51:14Yes, yes.
00:51:15Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:51:20Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion,
00:51:23so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:26I got you this.
00:51:28This is Lion's old tour card.
00:51:30It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:51:34That would go for millions at Sotheby's.
00:51:37Henry, this is very sweet of you.
00:51:40But it's far too valuable.
00:51:43I can't accept it.
00:51:47This is incredibly rare.
00:51:50What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:51:52Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:51:55Admit it, loser.
00:51:57You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:52:05Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:08All right, I'm listening.
00:52:11If my gift is more valuable than yours,
00:52:15you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:18Cigar ash and all.
00:52:21Hm.
00:52:27What a coincidence.
00:52:30Looks like I want to give Mia
00:52:32a Lion's tour card too.
00:52:37But not just one.
00:52:41Ten.
00:52:43Whoa.
00:52:45Whoa.
00:52:45What?
00:52:47That's impossible.
00:52:48You're just a washed up loser.
00:52:50Like, how is that possible?
00:52:52Well, looks like you lost.
00:52:55Eat up.
00:52:55Jeez.
00:52:57Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:52:59I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:03He's got 10 minutes.
00:53:06Wait.
00:53:08Wait.
00:53:08Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:53:10I just talked to my father.
00:53:12Apparently, there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:53:16The only way you can even tell
00:53:17is if you put him against a fire
00:53:19and then the little lion's head will pop up.
00:53:22And let's be honest.
00:53:24These are certainly fake.
00:53:26And now, guess what?
00:53:28My dad's on his way
00:53:29and we're going to bust you as the con man that you are.
00:53:32You pissed off the president?
00:53:35You are so screwed.
00:53:38How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:53:42So you all think these cards are fake?
00:53:44Yeah.
00:53:45Yeah.
00:53:46Yeah.
00:53:47Well, I believe Bobby.
00:53:49I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:53:51Well, why talk about it?
00:53:53Let's put it to the test.
00:53:55Wait.
00:53:55No.
00:53:55You can't destroy those.
00:53:57That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:53:59It's a disrespect to golf itself.
00:54:09Oh, my God, Mia.
00:54:12Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:14I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:54:16I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:54:24What's going on here?
00:54:25What if that card actually is real?
00:54:29Fire test gold.
00:54:32Adversity test men.
00:54:33Ew.
00:54:35Ugh.
00:54:36You lying con artist.
00:54:38I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:54:40Get on your knees.
00:54:40Admit these are fake.
00:54:42Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse
00:54:43into the depths of hell.
00:54:47Dad, this is who I was telling you about.
00:54:50This is the con man.
00:54:55Ow.
00:54:56You idiot.
00:54:57What do you think you're doing?
00:54:59Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes.
00:55:02We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:06Fakes.
00:55:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:11These are the real deal.
00:55:12What?
00:55:15Fakes.
00:55:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:20These are the real deal.
00:55:22What?
00:55:23Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:25Are you senile?
00:55:26Like, those can't be real.
00:55:28Ow.
00:55:29Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:30Wait a minute.
00:55:31If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:34He's lying?
00:55:37I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:55:40I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again,
00:55:43and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:55:47What?
00:55:48Let's go.
00:55:48Your mother's in the car.
00:55:49Ow.
00:55:50Ow.
00:55:50Ow.
00:55:51It's a person.
00:55:52Ow.
00:55:53We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:55:58We didn't mean to.
00:55:59It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:03Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:07Let's go for a walk.
00:56:09That sounds nice.
00:56:11It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:23Sorry you had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:26Don't worry about it.
00:56:27I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:34Is that your wife?
00:56:37Is that your wife?
00:56:44Yes.
00:56:48I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:56:55Never gets easier.
00:56:57I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:01I just want to be by her side.
00:57:20Stay here, Mia.
00:57:23Be careful.
00:57:25Hey, bitch.
00:57:26Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:28Hey, baby.
00:57:30No.
00:57:32Bobby, watch out.
00:57:39Hey!
00:57:44Let her go, Tyler.
00:57:50Bobby!
00:57:53I thought you were gonna go down swinging.
00:57:58Those are cute.
00:58:00Those are my daughters.
00:58:03See that?
00:58:05It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch.
00:58:11It's time to go join your wife in the hell.
00:58:17Fuck!
00:58:18Come on, boys!
00:58:19You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:58:21Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last!
00:58:24Okay.
00:58:26Man.
00:58:28Oh, I think it's broken.
00:58:30Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:58:33Let's go.
00:58:41Wait, don't move.
00:58:44Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:58:48I have an itch.
00:58:50Down there.
00:58:51My hands are...
00:58:52Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
00:58:58Is it right here?
00:59:00Okay.
00:59:05How's that feel?
00:59:06That's amazing.
00:59:07Is that it?
00:59:09Oh, yeah.
00:59:10That's so good.
00:59:12That's amazing.
00:59:15Please.
00:59:17Oh, yes.
00:59:19What's Daddy doing?
00:59:21Eleanor!
00:59:23Daddy!
00:59:24Hey.
00:59:26Oh.
00:59:26Oh.
00:59:27I'm sorry.
00:59:27It's okay.
00:59:28It's okay.
00:59:28Hey, Doc.
00:59:29What's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:31Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
00:59:34He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
00:59:40Six weeks?
00:59:42What about the U.S. Open?
00:59:43You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
00:59:49I missed you, Eleanor.
00:59:51I missed you, too.
00:59:52Wait, wait, wait.
00:59:53What are you doing?
00:59:54You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
00:59:56I have to go to the U.S. Open.
00:59:59I'll pop oxy if I have to.
01:00:01Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:04What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:00:06You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:09Four hours is plenty.
01:00:11I'll win.
01:00:12For you and me.
01:00:14It's time the legendary line of golf gets his proper ending.
01:00:20Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:22The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:27The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:29This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:00:34The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:00:40It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:00:44Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:00:51What?
01:00:52What?
01:00:53Wait, Bobby.
01:00:54Bobby, our groundskeeper.
01:00:56This legendary lion.
01:00:58He's a grand slam champion.
01:01:00He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:02And now that the lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:05Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury.
01:01:07But his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:01:28You're old news, loser.
01:01:30Still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:01:34Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:01:37Feisty.
01:01:38I like it.
01:01:39You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your
01:01:42throat to shut you up.
01:01:44That's a fucking gross.
01:01:45Enough.
01:01:45This is a waste of time.
01:01:47While lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course,
01:01:52year after year.
01:01:57You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:05You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:12I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:16I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:02:44the Golden Hills Golden Boy Strike with near robotic precision.
01:02:50they're all playing way above their level it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc and
01:02:55swing path man oh man this AI it's incredible it's our secret weapon this has-been he can't
01:03:06beat us he's done for can he do it this is your grandson he's better off as my caddy don't
01:03:30push
01:03:31yourself you can't play like this don't worry about it I'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:03:41all right well you focus on swinging I'll take care of the rest
01:04:10hey are you okay how's the leaderboard there you go good job today let's find out
01:04:22oh thank god we made it to the finals I'm still way behind to win this game I have to
01:04:28catch it quickly
01:04:31game's just begun
01:04:52Mia where are you hey do you need something I tried to grab my towel but my wrist still hurts
01:04:59oh yeah hold on
01:05:04can you massage it please the ferocious lion needs some help
01:05:11where does it hurt
01:05:15right here
01:05:29the finals are tomorrow I don't want you to overexert yourself
01:05:34tonight
01:05:36you're mine
01:05:57I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:06:03Eleanor is here to root for you
01:06:07a good luck kiss for daddy now you're gonna win today because you always say I'm the luckiest
01:06:13thing that ever happened to you
01:06:30four hours I need to finish before noon
01:06:50what's going on loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag it's
01:07:01wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker
01:07:04what are they trying to do
01:07:08that's the game plan the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in
01:07:13he's forced to play an impossible lie
01:07:20we're completely dug in what are you gonna do
01:07:26just give it up old man according to our calculations it is impossible to make it in
01:07:30the hole in one stroke
01:07:33the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:07:35there's no way these guys are this precise
01:07:38they must be playing dirty
01:07:43you planted microchips in your arm so what if we did all your experience is
01:07:49nothing compared to AI
01:07:59you want a hint the AI has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come
01:08:04up with one conclusion you lose
01:08:07AI is never wrong you're so screwed
01:08:13dude just accept it you're a washed-up retiree you can't be cold hard facts don't you
01:08:19understand that it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:24leave it to me
01:08:44how the hell no that goes against all common sense and calculations it's impossible
01:08:57see he landed back in the bunker he still needs two strokes that fossil doesn't understand the AI
01:09:05it runs the world now
01:09:08Bobby has one stroke to lay the ball in the hole just to tie with Kane
01:09:11shit Mia we're done for looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:17the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him it's your biggest mistake making it in the
01:09:22hole from the bunker
01:09:23nobody can do that
01:09:27wait on the green something's moving
01:09:34wait that's my ball
01:09:38did he just
01:09:40oh so close
01:09:42but looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:09:47it's okay guys
01:09:48even if August golf club goes down we'll stick together like family
01:09:52our cutting-edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way
01:09:59when in your dreams our AI's calculated your chances and guess what it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:10:16what's this
01:10:17I can't believe my eyes
01:10:19the ball's still moving
01:10:21look alive boys
01:10:24I'm still in play
01:10:30it sucks
01:10:33a pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data it's impossible
01:10:38yeah you must really be embarrassed huh
01:10:58I knew you could do it
01:11:03our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path
01:11:05how did you
01:11:07nah you know man it's gotta be a bug or something
01:11:10right I mean there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI
01:11:15it's not a bug
01:11:16he took the path that AI considered
01:11:19to be impossible
01:11:20and he did it in one stroke
01:11:22he's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability
01:11:26a free lesson for you
01:11:27all the cold hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:11:34it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:11:37so all your little microchips won't win
01:11:43now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:11:45Bobby and Kane are tied for first
01:11:47you know what this means
01:11:49a sudden death round
01:11:51whoever wins will move on to the next
01:11:55let's go boys
01:12:02what's wrong
01:12:06the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:12:07don't worry
01:12:09I'll put Kane in his place soon enough
01:12:26let's go
01:12:27come on now
01:12:35you've held out long enough old man
01:12:37it's time to end your legacy lion
01:12:46damn it
01:12:46painkillers worn off
01:12:59next is hole 10
01:13:01535 yards
01:13:02at par 4
01:13:03Kane Carter is up next
01:13:13just give up
01:13:14the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:16not wrinkly old deadweights
01:13:18you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:13:32what the hell are you looking at old man
01:13:34the flag's all the way over there
01:13:36just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:13:39disappear?
01:13:40there's not a cloud in sight
01:13:41you really are crazy
01:13:43my experience doesn't lie
01:13:55you're so rude
01:13:58even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:01chin up old man
01:14:02you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:14:05for good
01:14:06daddy
01:14:07a lucky magic spell for you
01:14:09I know you can do it
01:14:11you got this
01:14:15soon
01:14:17soon
01:14:17soon what?
01:14:18are you praying for a miracle?
01:14:20I mean I guess you probably should
01:14:22because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this
01:14:24anything less than that trophy is mine
01:14:27a miracle?
01:14:29miracles are for the unprepared
01:14:42the sun
01:14:44it actually disappeared
01:14:55fine
01:14:57at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:08nice shot bud
01:15:10bummer
01:15:10nerd
01:15:11yes
01:15:13Kane slipped up
01:15:15Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:15:18then he's tied with Kane
01:15:19it's for another round
01:15:21got this daddy
01:15:22god
01:15:24at his time it's going to be the total eclipse
01:15:26how is he going to swing in total darkness?
01:15:28this is beyond lion's top records
01:15:30even at his peak
01:15:32plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:15:34you can keep dreaming bud
01:15:37now it's Bobby's turn
01:15:38he's looking rough
01:15:40we believe in you Bobby
01:15:41he got this
01:15:48wait
01:15:49Bobby's not aiming for the sage
01:15:50he's aiming for the flat
01:15:52he's swinging for the wind
01:15:54I tell you what
01:15:55I'll sweeten it
01:15:57you pull off this miracle
01:15:58I'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:01and I'll hand it to August
01:16:06August doesn't want your club
01:16:07your reputation is trash
01:16:12and you
01:16:15I'll go beyond
01:16:16I'll beat the old me
01:16:18after this shot
01:16:19August's name will echo across America
01:16:24now watch this drive
01:16:58fly golf ball fly
01:17:00big daddy's dream come true
01:17:22how did he do this
01:17:36I lost
01:17:37he crushed me
01:17:39how could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard
01:17:46daddy I knew you're the bestest
01:17:50folks did you see this
01:17:52he managed to beat Cain Carter
01:17:54with an injured right hand
01:17:55he's back folks
01:17:57the ghost
01:17:58the lion
01:17:59Bobby
01:18:00Woods
01:18:05the winner of the US Open Championship
01:18:08Bobby the lion
01:18:10Woods
01:18:15I didn't do this for me
01:18:19I did it for all of us
01:18:21for August Golf Club
01:18:26you cheated
01:18:28this trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club
01:18:31you were taking pills
01:18:33I saw it with my own two eyes
01:18:35you were doping
01:18:37no
01:18:38the meds you saw him taking
01:18:40were cleared
01:18:40with the association
01:18:41before the competition
01:18:42even started
01:18:44you got proof of that sweetheart
01:18:45I can prove it
01:18:52the doping you saw
01:18:55painkillers
01:18:56prescribed by the hospital
01:18:58for his injuries
01:18:59legal
01:19:00approved by the association
01:19:02and cleared prior to competition
01:19:05it's all documented
01:19:07right here
01:19:09you
01:19:09you're on his team
01:19:11you're in on it
01:19:13oh and uh
01:19:14as far as your crimes go
01:19:15I've got
01:19:16implanting microchips
01:19:18to cheat
01:19:19and also
01:19:21aggravated assault
01:19:22I have evidence
01:19:24how about you
01:19:28I have evidence
01:19:30do you
01:19:33this is enough to arrest you
01:19:34and
01:19:35investigate your little club
01:19:37come on
01:19:38why don't you
01:19:39motherfucker
01:19:39lion
01:19:41you finally returned
01:19:42reclaiming your place
01:19:43as champion
01:19:51a long time ago
01:19:52I said I was going to retire
01:19:54but I did for my daughter
01:19:55and since I've won
01:19:57I'm going back into retirement
01:20:03stay
01:20:03we need
01:20:05a legend like you
01:20:06in golf
01:20:07to lead the way
01:20:09please
01:20:09stay
01:20:11stay
01:20:11stay
01:20:13stay
01:20:13stay
01:20:14stay
01:20:15stay
01:20:15stay
01:20:15stay
01:20:16stay
01:20:16stay
01:20:17Eleanor
01:20:18Daddy has a lot of money now
01:20:20and I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to
01:20:24I'm staying with you
01:20:25I'm not golfing
01:20:29Daddy
01:20:30I like watching you play golf
01:20:33I've never seen you so cool and strong before
01:20:36you're amazing
01:20:39I'm a big girl now
01:20:40Eleanor's happy
01:20:42if Daddy's happy
01:20:43Daddy should do what he wants
01:20:45too
01:20:51okay
01:20:53then we're all going to be a big happy family
01:20:55thank you
01:20:58thank you
01:20:59applause
01:21:00applause
01:21:02applause
01:21:03applause
01:21:05applause
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