00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30You donated to a fertility clinic anonymously.
00:32Apparently there was a mix-up at the clinic.
00:35What?
00:35You are the biological father of 533 children.
00:42What?
00:44It is impossible to be the father of 533 children.
00:48It is impossible to be the father of four children.
00:51How would a normal person handle a situation like this?
00:54A normal person would not be in this situation.
00:56We're in trouble, David.
00:57Your kids are suing to find out who their biological father is.
01:00What do we do now?
01:01This envelope contains the profiles of your children.
01:04Do not open it.
01:06I know I shouldn't have, but I picked out one of the profiles.
01:08I just picked one.
01:09Worst idea ever.
01:10I'm an actor missing the audition of a lifetime right now.
01:13I'll take care of the coffee shop.
01:14Who are you, man?
01:15I can make a cup of coffee.
01:18I lost my job?
01:19You lost your job.
01:21I got the part.
01:22You got the part?
01:24This could be the most beautiful thing that ever happened to me.
01:28These kids need someone to look out for them.
01:30Yeah!
01:31They need a guardian angel.
01:32Hey, sexy!
01:33What are you doing?
01:34You never seen a girl before?
01:35When you're looking out for these kids, will you be wearing some kind of cape?
01:39I didn't say superhero.
01:40I said guardian angel.
01:42You do not want to reveal yourself.
01:45You don't want to be known as the guy with 500 kids.
01:47For the first time in my life, I'm doing the right thing.
01:50That's it!
01:51That's it!
01:53This is gonna be the best day of my life.
01:58I officially set out to try and have a life.
02:02Nice!
02:02It may be strange and a bit oversized, but it's my life.
02:10You don't have the skills to be a father.
02:12Daddy!
02:13Okay, stop it.
02:13I need order.
02:15And this is order?
02:17I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
02:23This is gonna be the best day of my life.
