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00:07you know carl's over the moon that you're coming out to join us today
00:12uh-huh yeah yeah i think you'll get a kick out of it
00:28well met sir well met ah i bet you weren't expecting this
00:33i was not where's your piece where get him a smelly
00:41pretty swell right we're gonna really race some game this time i have a new pyro guy
00:46he's got his whole kit and caboodle so it's gonna be really good uh-huh maybe uh maybe i should
00:51watch over there by the la place du village no no we've got it all mapped out we're gonna take
00:56a
00:56crack at muse argot 47 days of hell-fired heart attack really leveled up this time knowing that
01:02a bonafide vet would be with us today carl what do you want me to do
01:19shell shot that's good that's good
01:21we do gotta get over the wall over the top now
01:24go boy now now
01:31oh
01:32uh
01:39uh
01:41Jesus!
01:45What the hell?
01:53Jesus!
02:01Jesus!
02:10Bruh! You're supposed to lie down!
02:13Huh?
02:14Yeah, you're dead!
02:25Okay, what are we drinking?
02:28I like to imagine that we find a bottle of cognac in a blown-up café
02:32and we can't believe our luck because the bottle's impossibly intact.
02:38People say that money can't buy you perspective.
02:41I just bought the Western Front in 4D, and it was far from quiet.
02:46If that isn't what war felt like, then I don't want to know.
02:51To the ones who gave it all, may we never forget and never let them down.
03:01I want to show you something.
03:08What do we have behind here?
03:20The Battle of Austerlitz, Agincourt.
03:25Those gas masks are from the Somme.
03:30Antietam.
03:34What about this one?
03:36Does this look familiar?
03:39This is Medina Ridge, my friend.
03:43Your finest hour.
03:49And if you look over here, closely, at this band of brothers, indeed you will see
03:53Tank, platoon leader, Second Lieutenant, Tom Ruffage, on his M1 Abrams.
04:01I had my miniature guy make sure that he tried to capture the steely resolve
04:05that only a man born to kill like you had.
04:08Seriously, what is wrong with you?
04:11What?
04:12You go play dress up, and then you come admire your toy soldiers?
04:16You got no fucking idea at all what war is.
04:20I mean, this is obscene, Carl.
04:22It's fucking obscene.
04:26Yeah.
04:28I wasn't a soldier.
04:30Yes.
04:32But I know what valor looks like, sir.
04:36And it comes in many different shapes.
04:40And in my business dealings, sometimes in deal-making, the knives come out.
04:44Oh, stop.
04:45And it's been...
04:46God!
04:48You're insulting people you don't even know exist!
04:54Oh, the pride of the American bureaucrat.
04:57And pride goeth before the fall.
05:00And while you were pushing for regulations for the Mother May I State,
05:05I was building empires.
05:08So tell me, who is wasting their time again?
05:11Gilmer!
05:13Gilmer!
05:13Gilmer!
05:17Sorry.
05:19Carl.
05:21Maybe your heart is in the right place.
05:25But...
05:30I'm sorry.
05:57No.
05:58I never told him.
06:00I don't want to characterize his feelings towards me, but perhaps he felt I deceived him.
06:05Anyway...
06:06I can assure you, I will not be seeing him anymore.
06:11He's going to try to undermine me.
06:13He's probably more determined now than ever.
06:16Tonight is the Watch Code Forum.
06:18It's a make-or-break night for me, Joanne.
06:21And he's gonna be there, of course.
06:22And Xander, is it?
06:24He's not misbehaving anymore?
06:26No, it's good.
06:27Yeah, really, really good.
06:28I'm confident Xander's gonna leave people absolutely floored.
06:31We're about to make a few spreadsheets very, very happy.
06:34Uh-huh.
06:34Including mine.
06:35Oh, well, that's wonderful.
06:42I am so, so sorry about this.
06:44You know, it's not uncommon for people who know the same sets of people to, you know, wind up at
06:50the same therapist store.
06:52Right, I know. Same therapists, same parties, same conferences.
06:56Mm-hmm, yeah.
06:57Oh, are you gonna be at the La Salle de Scala?
07:00It's just downstairs from Watch Code.
07:01I will be there.
07:03It's a small town, after all.
07:06Yes, well, perhaps I'll see you there.
07:10Right, well, I'll be on the lookout, then.
07:11Mm-hmm .
07:43So did you see it?
07:47Did you see the trophy case?
07:49No, I'm not playing that game anymore.
07:52Come on, Tess, you've got to see this one.
07:55It's legendary.
08:03What was it?
08:14Hey.
08:40Listen, what are you, uh, shouldn't you be in school?
08:43I couldn't, I don't, I don't feel good, like at all, and I really need to tincture, Gary.
08:48I know you said...
08:49Shh, shh, shh, your mother.
08:52I know.
08:53It's poison, listen.
08:54Orson, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, you're
08:56having some very mild withdrawal symptoms.
08:58I'll call school.
08:59I'll tell them you're not feeling well.
09:01I'm not giving you any more of that junk.
09:02The stuff that you're giving me isn't doing anything.
09:04Shh, shh, shh.
09:13You won't, you're a little nervous.
09:14Yes, I will.
09:15No, I literally had to run into a gas station on the way home.
09:18It was awful.
09:19That is awful.
09:20Besides, what difference could one dose make?
09:21Don't be such a cock.
09:23It'll be between you and me.
09:23I won't tell mom.
09:25Pierre, I'm just running to the dry cleaners.
09:30I'll grab your suit for the gala, too.
09:31No.
09:35Okay, come here, come here.
09:37Let me sit down for one moment.
09:44Orson, you have referred to me as a cuck numerous times.
09:52Oh, sorry.
09:52No, no, I mean, do you know what the word means?
09:55Yeah, it means that your wife's doing stuff, like behind your back.
09:57Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, and you see me as a cuck?
10:08Okay.
10:12And with whom would she be doing bad things?
10:17Duncan Park.
10:19Okay, now, come on, please.
10:25How do you know?
10:27How do you know?
10:28Like, I need to know how you know.
10:30And I need what I need, so why don't we just make a deal, then?
10:32Okay, all right, you tell me I will give you one dose.
10:36Two doses, because I need another one tonight before the gala...
10:39One dose, and if you tell me the truth, and there's no games, and there's no lies,
10:43I will consider a second gala dose.
10:54This is unbelievable.
10:56All I know is that according to your mother, you've been stealing things and putting them
11:01in that very spot.
11:02I didn't do this.
11:03So your father didn't break the glass to get his...
11:05He is killed, but no!
11:07He blamed it on her maid, and I defended her!
11:11Okay.
11:14Okay.
11:15Can you call your mom?
11:17I tried her, but she wouldn't and didn't pick up.
11:20No, no, please.
11:21Please, you can't tell my parents about this.
11:25At Stanford, early decisions are coming out next week.
11:30If they find out, please, you can.
11:32One step at a time.
11:33I haven't called the police yet, but I have to take precautions.
11:37You can't be here.
11:39I just want to see what we're talking about.
11:41Well, how do you know discrimination is left to stick around the actual wall?
11:45Yeah, so if I want to listen in on your office, you go right there.
11:50And if I want to hear mom's, I'll just go in this creepy wine cellar.
11:56Jesus.
11:57Okay, listen to me.
11:59You are never, ever to listen to our therapy sessions ever again.
12:04Understood?
12:05Okay, and you heard them discussing the affair, or you heard them actually having...
12:10Oh, Christ.
12:11What, the affair?
12:13Oh, oh, no, no, no, they're not.
12:15They're, no, they're not having an affair.
12:17They're not?
12:18No.
12:18Oh, thank God.
12:19No, he's just blackmailing her.
12:23Okay, come on, we had a deal.
12:25Let's hurry it up.
12:25Hold on, blackmailing about what?
12:27I don't know.
12:28Okay, I wasn't...
12:29He's a tech guy.
12:30He was, like, looking through her private files or something.
12:33What's going on in her private files?
12:34I don't know.
12:34I just said that, okay?
12:35Come on, tink time.
12:36Let's hurry it up.
12:37Okay, blackmailing her.
12:38Okay, no, I'm administering it.
12:40Dose before was three drops.
12:42Okay, well, I'm giving you one.
12:43That's the appropriate test.
12:44Well, it's one or none, Orson.
12:45You decide.
12:46We're going to wean you off this stuff.
12:48It's very powerful.
12:50Orson!
12:51Look at yourself, man!
12:53Sorry!
12:53Get a grip!
12:55Oh, my God.
12:57Come on.
13:00I'm changing the locks.
13:12I just got her to sleep.
13:14It was hysterical.
13:14It was hysterical.
13:16What?
13:18Did you not see my texts?
13:20Yeah.
13:23Was she going to shoot up the school?
13:25I mean, that kind of drama requires flair, right?
13:28No.
13:30She's, of course, denying it, but it was found in that same trophy case.
13:36She confessed to stealing my cube and put it there.
13:39Well, actually, no, she didn't deny it, so.
13:42If she doesn't get into Stafford early and a gun rep, it's on her record.
13:46She isn't getting into any college.
13:47She's good.
13:49This kid grew up with every possible advantage.
13:51Task force, tutors, the internship at Wimbledon, the altruism crews.
13:56None of it took.
13:56She still bungled it.
13:57You know how that looks?
13:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:58The rich, white, black sheep girl.
14:03That's just...
14:04I mean, we love her, of course.
14:06Yeah.
14:06We'd do anything for her, but that's a stain on us all.
14:09Yeah.
14:16Hey.
14:17Jesus.
14:18Yeah, sorry.
14:19I need to talk.
14:20Well, I need to get ready for the gala.
14:22I know, I know.
14:23It's important.
14:24Please.
14:27Well, you know, is there anything you want to tell me first?
14:33Uh, no.
14:36Don't think so.
14:39Can you give me a clue, and fast?
14:41Because I need to get dressed, and so do you.
14:43Yeah, um, well...
14:49Gare, what?
14:51Maybe something...
14:54You know about being blackmailed by one of your clients.
14:59What are you talking about?
15:00Is that ringing any bells, then?
15:01Uh, nope.
15:03Not hearing any bells.
15:06Just...
15:06We're going to be late for the gala.
15:18Sponsome nights in stormy weather
15:26Under clouds of my dilemma
15:33No, there's nothing much to do
15:38Except I'm locked in front of televisions
15:44Standing back at me
15:47Just waiting for the mic noise
15:53Where is that too much you want to see?
16:01Just waiting for the 뭐가
16:20They're calling it a micro baby boom, you know?
16:22Because of the number of kids that are all reaching college age at the same time.
16:25Or, like, nano Gen Z with it.
16:28Maybe blackmail is the wrong word?
16:31Gary, what are you...
16:33I am not talking about this.
16:37It is Duncan Park, right?
16:39What are you doing?
16:41There is nothing to talk about.
16:43And even if there is, this is not the place to do it.
16:46So there is something to talk about.
16:49Sorry, did I hear you talking about admission rates?
16:52Oh my god, it is so brutal, right?
16:54It's more about lottery than merit at this point.
16:56Everyone goes to the best schools now.
16:58Everyone's got money to donate.
17:01I'm not going to be able to donate.
17:02Okay, I'm not going to be able to donate.
17:08Oh, my God.
17:08That's funny.
17:09Just a minute.
17:10I have a fee.
17:12Be careful.
17:14Hopefully you will have to...
17:16And of course you will have to.
17:17I have to go for one more.
17:18I will take that.
17:19I have to be able to get...
17:20Yes, come on.
17:22You will have to be able to drink.
17:26I have to buy two cups-
17:31everybody hates me here on the feed i don't think i could do this interview
17:40no don't not you're how about you say everything's gonna be okay how about you do that i can't
17:45possibly know that you don't know do you but you fake there's a very large man coming at you right
17:51now what yeah oh i was wrong about you you you you are not you're not typical and you're certainly
17:57not empathetic you are a fucking sociopath
18:04spread the word fucking sociopath hey gary spread the word not over
18:13he doesn't know that vcs love sociopaths i'm gonna crush this interview i'm gonna stick my dick in
18:19god mountain turned out my radio was on the whole time the general heard every
18:31hey how are we doing here yeah it's uh it's a little out of body i admit a little come
18:37a long
18:37way last night at dinner i sent back a bottle of wine ho ho you look great oh well 38
18:48days sober
18:48there you go yeah you did you did good and you're gonna do all right for yourself too huh
18:54well they pay the shit out of me i admit it and you'll get a piece of this too i
18:59hope uh piece of
19:01i just want you to know that i i did what i said i played a part it's non-exclusive
19:07and it won't affect
19:08the work that you're doing with vets okay okay sir what are we talking about
19:23i'm not your engineer you understand i i am the intellectual property carl
19:29uh hey i uh sent that uniform in to be cleaned i'll get it back to you okay okay so
19:37uh someone
19:38want to tell me what's going on here nishka okay um we're not going to be giving our presentation
19:43anymore the presentation that we came here to give right okay yeah uh why is that uh because what we
19:52needed to happen already happened he licensed zander what what is that i don't understand well
19:58tom the tech does also have to be profitable as we all agreed oh carl carl carl what did you
20:03do
20:03what did you do what i did lieutenant is i took martin's work and i put it where it has
20:07the most value
20:08and where it will do the most good for the country mailton is licensing alexander for military
20:13oh come on now that's a joke right zander is going to sit in the cockpit he is going to
20:18help
20:18the airman with the deadly burden with the killing with the deadly burden of murdering
20:23decision to fire because the truth is he'd never quite know when a soldier might snap right
20:32and general vorhees is vorhees is melaton's man at the dod and he has come up with the clever idea
20:38of rebranding zander as xandar oh as xandar yeah xandar which i think has a ring to it right
20:44think about this tom when you were attacking those fleeing unarmed iraqi soldiers
20:50xandar could have spared you your moral injury carl you cannot license my work without my consent
20:54uh martin read your contracts how about my lawyers read it to you in court sue me please sue me
20:59you
20:59had no right i have none every right i always have every right can we still use xander for the
21:05vets
21:05my lawyers are going to sort it out your lawyer should have read it out loud to you i don't
21:09need
21:09you because i can read then you would know that a four-year 1.27 billion non-exclusive would make
21:15you 762 million dollars jesus what i can make 10 20 times that if i sold them out right that's
21:21that's a provable thing can we discuss we just discuss a little bit no i never needed you to go
21:25out and wait for me your pimps don't give their whores you're calling me a whore i called you a
21:30friend
21:30right there you called me a pimp hey hey damn it come on answer the question huh can hypernosis
21:36still use xander for the vets don't forget i still have my developmental rights i will take
21:40your check i will shut xander down i will show myself out permanently oh so you will take the
21:45money oh that was fast that was fast and you touch my land yard one more time and i will
21:49fucking
21:50knock you off this railing you understand me i have to be clear carl i'll be doing whatever's
21:53at martin's best interest here including resigning i gotta tell you i smell a terrible
21:58freedom but you do you lady
22:09tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom oh okay that was a toughie
22:15believe me i've had my hopes to ash more times than i can count
22:17but we dust ourselves off you just made a billion dollars
22:21not quite my husband did i also just lost my job on principle
22:30okay look this is all so new but um what would you think if martin and i were to start
22:36a foundation
22:37for the veterans we could put in say five million just to get it started it's so plainly the right
22:44thing to do and tom you could lead it so uh 60 million vets five million bucks that's uh 30
22:53cents
22:53per vet um not quite enough to get them each a pack of gum but if they pool their resources
22:59they could maybe get a stick each okay tom what am i doing
23:07tom tom don't worry i come in peace i come in peace just let me guess let me guess
23:31you're out part of make a move yeah oh gosh i knew it i knew it i was i was
23:38watching
23:38gosh wait did uh did the data ingestion happen all the vets personnel files
23:45oh okay okay now all of them belong to him
23:50wow and bardoff he's he's no patriot he's a businessman he's gonna do what i was gonna do
23:58just rent it out to form a lobbyist insurance and you and that uh civil servant faith of yours
24:05made it all possible mission accomplished there you are hi hi hi roughage um sound check good
24:15yeah hey show time
24:34want to introduce these six five scholar athletes who will directly benefit from our new stadium and
24:43sports complex captain of the tennis team curtis loomis
24:48where's jameson which never misses a chance to get her flowers
24:51i heard she got suspended actually jameson for what i don't know her mom picked her up
24:58eighth place finish at the menlo park interschool fall classic give it up for curtis
25:02thank you very much
25:32my
25:58Hey guys, stop.
25:59Um, let me just...
26:02I've got to get rid of the name.
26:04Tang, shit, it's worse.
26:08Okay, just no name, go, go.
26:10And field hockey co-captain, Mary Corral.
26:15Mary just found out.
26:17My January, Rudy, decision.
26:19Pool Athletic Scholarship at Stanford.
26:22Yes, thank you, Mary.
26:24Congratulations.
26:27Hey, Jameson should be out there.
26:30Not the time.
26:32Regardless, whatever you may think of me personally, Beatrice, don't punish my daughter.
26:36I assure you, she is not dangerous.
26:39She's a genuinely midperson.
26:41You told me she was stealing things and displaying them in the trophy case.
26:44Duncan said that, and he's wrong.
26:46Often.
26:47Lily.
26:48Mm?
26:48Jameson may have done something inexcusably stupid, and if so, my hands are tied.
26:53Okay, then you need to know, under this fabulous dress, I'm wearing a suicide vest.
26:57Oh, are you upset?
26:58Well, I'm sure you have pills to help with that.
27:01It doesn't change how on Monday, if the police can't place evidence to exonerate Jameson, I will have to suspend
27:07her.
27:07We won't make it to Monday, Beatrice.
27:09None of us will.
27:10Oh my god.
27:11Lily, please.
27:12Other things other than you need attention right now.
27:16Pippa Ting.
27:16Oh my god.
27:18Pippa Ting.
27:19Pippa Ting.
27:20Pippa Pippa Ting Ting.
27:22Don't give this your attention.
27:23I swear to you, I will go on that stage in front of everyone who matters and declare,
27:27I hired the wrong black woman.
27:29I couldn't tell the difference.
27:31And she, meaning you, went along with it.
27:37If you destroy my daughter's teacher, I will end us all.
27:40Oh my god.
27:41It's going to be the gala to end all galas.
27:44Possibly the end of Los Altos.
27:46Probably.
27:47Definitely.
27:48And you know what?
27:49I'm going to enjoy it.
27:51Oh hey, you want to hold hands and go out there together?
27:53No?
27:54Okay.
27:55Well, you do want to be in the blast radius, if you can.
27:57Not on the run, like an escaped fugitive.
28:00Oh, just stop, Lily.
28:02I'm about to be destroyed publicly, all without your help.
28:05Okay?
28:06Huh?
28:07Pippa is backing out of the stadium.
28:11Yeah.
28:12Yeah.
28:12She said I booked us in the shadow of a tacky-ass tech bro trade show.
28:18Strongly suggested I wasn't born with the right instincts to plan an event of this magnitude.
28:25She also said you hiring me was a quixotic aspiration.
28:30She said that.
28:32And she called me a leftover legacy of Lily.
28:43So, the rich bitch in your corner never liked you.
28:50And Beatrice, you can't afford not to have a rich bitch in your corner.
29:03Do you remember, did you meet my friend Ike?
29:06Yeah.
29:06I met Ike at that conference on forensic psychology and academics.
29:12Well, I recently talked to him because, you know, Ike does some work with law enforcement.
29:17And, well, you know, I wanted to get his advice about you and theoretically about next best steps were you
29:25being blackmailed by a client.
29:27Why?
29:29Well...
29:30Why would you do this?
29:31Because I was concerned.
29:32Because I am still very, very concerned.
29:34You...
29:36Law enforcement.
29:37Yes.
29:41I'm sorry.
30:00Who is this person that you talked to?
30:03Ike?
30:04He's a psychiatrist.
30:06Uh...
30:06I always forget his last name.
30:08It doesn't matter.
30:08Sometimes he consults and sometimes he testifies.
30:11But it's Ike.
30:12He's a friend of mine.
30:13Oh, he's such a good friend.
30:14But you can't remember his last name.
30:15We talk to each other about cases sometimes.
30:17He's very discreet.
30:18Yeah, and you think that he's going to be loyal to you or to his pals in blue?
30:21Professional call.
30:22Why would loyalty have to...
30:23Okay, sweetie, have you done something?
30:26Or...
30:27I mean...
30:30Well, we just kind of...
30:32You fucked it!
30:33You fucked it, Gary!
30:35What did you tell him?
30:36What's happening?
30:37What's happening right now, Joanne?
30:38What did you do?
30:39I...
30:39What did you...
30:40Okay, Joanne, listen to me.
30:41Look...
30:42Okay.
30:43Was there a professional lapse?
30:46Was it Duncan Park?
30:48Okay, great.
30:50Look, sweetie, just tell me what it's all about.
30:52What is he having you do, and what does he have on you?
30:56Nothing.
30:57Nothing.
30:58Barely a thing.
31:00Look, I could...
31:01I could explain it all.
31:03But, Gary, if you could just believe me, it would make things a lot easier.
31:10Okay.
31:10Look, I'm not the enemy here.
31:13I'm with you, okay?
31:14And you will tell me when you're ready to tell me.
31:20I have been very...
31:22Hello?
31:24I'm sorry.
31:26I'm here.
31:27I hate him.
31:29I hate him.
31:31So much.
31:32There are no words.
31:33How much I...
31:35hate him.
31:37Okay.
31:38He...
31:39He's gonna be interviewed.
31:41Oh.
31:41In just a few minutes.
31:42Mm-hmm.
31:43Upstairs.
31:43And I...
31:44I need to go see him be humiliated.
31:46Okay, I'm sorry.
31:47No, honey.
31:48Listen, listen.
31:49You know, your countertransference is...
31:51It's really off the map here, so maybe don't go.
31:54I have to.
31:56Think of it as reconnaissance.
32:05He was the co-founder of Fafa.
32:09And then, Hypernosis.
32:11And now he has a new company.
32:14Privacy is not a thing anymore.
32:16Or Pinata.
32:18Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, Duncan Park.
32:35Many would accuse you of recklessly toying with millions of people's private data, offering
32:43to swing the door open to creeps and stalkers for a monthly subscription fee.
32:51You want to talk about reckless?
32:53Silicon Valley uses people's private data the way the computers in the Matrix use humans
32:58as batteries.
33:00I mean, if Congress passed a law barring companies from collecting millions of data points on people's
33:07private lives, privacy was a right and not a polite suggestion, I'm sorry, this entire industry would fall on its
33:15collective dick.
33:16But until that point, I'm going to exploit the situation and make money.
33:21Oh, no, no, no, no.
33:23Listen, listen, listen, listen.
33:24No, hey, no.
33:25Your, your outrage is fake.
33:29You just don't like seeing your reflection in my business model.
33:32The data that Pinata uses, which launches in the new year, by the way, the data is out there.
33:37It is vulnerable, and not because of me.
33:40No, the people in this room and the companies they represent have taken it and sold it and are doing
33:46it a billion times per second as we speak.
33:49Okay?
33:49I'm just the conduit.
33:50I'm donkey leaks.
33:57Well, there are also rumors that you have acquired the genetic data of millions of Mixi customers.
34:05Is that true?
34:05And will you likewise make the DNA of these people publicly accessible?
34:10Oh, excuse me, to your platinum subscribers.
34:14Guilty.
34:15It is true.
34:17Well, it's one thing to peddle individuals' predilections, but it is another more nefarious thing to traffic in what runs
34:26through our veins.
34:28Was there a question there, Nana?
34:30No, I'm sorry.
34:31I'm sorry.
34:32I'm just trying to understand what it is that you plan to do with this very private and sensitive information.
34:41People in the audience dating men, wouldn't you like to know if that guy's going to go bald or if
34:48he's going to have a coronary?
34:49Or having kids with this guy, what does that mean?
34:52I mean, probability for things like intelligence, physical stamina, drug addiction.
34:58What if there's schizophrenia in the family?
35:00How about if you're hiring this guy, or insuring this guy, or admitting him to your college?
35:07How about admitting him to your country?
35:14Well, now that sounds like you're describing eugenics, or some fascistic plan.
35:21Okay, now, this is going to be harder for you to boo at.
35:24With Pinata, you're able to target people prone to gaining weight, alcoholism, bad breath.
35:30You already do it.
35:31I mean, you track women and their menstrual cycles.
35:33You know when to sell them stilettos, and when to sell them sweatpants.
35:36This is just the natural progression of what happens when capital rewards immersive data.
35:43All right, you make some points, Mr. Potter.
35:46Some?
35:46Some points.
35:47But sophistry, dressed as brutal honesty, is the kind of rhetoric that paves the way for nihilism in business.
35:55If not, politics.
35:56That's entertainment, Nana.
35:59Yes, yes it is.
36:16And to speak to that, you did promise us a demonstration of Pinata in action.
36:21Yes, I did, I did.
36:21And for that, I would like to bring out my partner at Pinata, Harper.
36:27Harper, come on out.
36:28Come on out.
36:29Yes, Harper.
36:30Um, although, I would like to take a moment to praise the engineers who are the real geniuses among us,
36:36right?
36:37Like Harper, like my old partner, Hamish.
36:39We never give them enough credit, do we?
36:41Well, let's hear it for us.
36:44So, um, yes.
36:46Nana did spill the beans.
36:48I did acquire Mixie.
36:50And I want to show you how it is the tiger in our Pinata tank.
36:56In combination, we will be able to give our subscribers a full picture.
37:00So, at this point, I'm gonna, I want the audience to shout out someone that you want to get to
37:05know better.
37:05Let's say the Pope, their kids tutor with weird tattoos.
37:09I don't know, someone in the room?
37:10Want to volunteer?
37:11You want to volunteer?
37:12How about Duncan Park?
37:14Yep.
37:17Very funny.
37:18Yes, Carl.
37:19Carl, Carl Bardoff, everyone.
37:22Wow.
37:25Dinosaurs still do exist, right?
37:28But seriously, let's, let's shout out a name.
37:31Duncan Park!
37:33Duncan Park.
37:35Duncan Park.
37:37Duncan Park.
37:38Duncan Park.
37:39Duncan Park.
37:40Duncan Park.
37:42Duncan Park.
37:43Duncan Park.
37:44Duncan Park.
37:46Duncan Park.
37:47Duncan Park.
37:48I do have to admit, I've always wanted to hear you people chanting my name, but not quite
37:53like this.
37:55Hey, listen, we're not going to do my data.
37:58Absolutely not.
37:58But we'll do the DNA part.
37:59Okay?
37:59Right?
38:00Yeah?
38:00Follow my name.
38:01Great.
38:01Good fit.
38:01Okay.
38:02Okay.
38:02The mob has spoken.
38:04Well, do me.
38:04See, unfortunately, I wasn't foolish enough to give my DNA away, but the interconnectivity
38:09of our very genetic code might lead us to some of my idiot cousins, right?
38:15Harper!
38:16How about you show me Derek Park of Toledo, Ohio?
38:19Come on down!
38:21There he is.
38:22Look at him.
38:23Okay.
38:24See, with Panada, we are able to blend all our data with everything Mixie knows about
38:29your DNA, but never, never used to show you.
38:32Harper, hit that.
38:34Hit that.
38:35Deep dive.
38:37Okay.
38:38Here we go.
38:38Derek.
38:38Derek is in debt.
38:39Oh, my gosh.
38:41He is colorblind.
38:42He has bacne, yummy, three DUIs, and ladies.
38:45He is single and looking for love, but mostly on gamblesluts.com.
38:50And that's just the tip of the iceberg for what we got on Derek.
38:54Harper, let's see some of Derek's closest relatives.
38:59To the Valley of Hearts to Light.
39:01That's me right there, obviously.
39:03You can see the resemblance.
39:04But as you notice, there is no deep dive option because I'm a platinum member, and you
39:09could be too.
39:10You can.
39:11Again, let's hit the family tree, Harper.
39:13Here we go.
39:14Oh, there's my sweet girl right there.
39:17And then my better half, Lily.
39:19No deep dive there, Harper.
39:20Don't want to show you that.
39:21We just want to say hi.
39:22Let's click on Jameson's family tree.
39:24My wife's side.
39:25She has some real mutants.
39:28This is going to be fun.
39:30As you see, you can now click through the list of things.
39:33There's cousin.
39:34Harper, let's click grandparents.
39:37Let's see if they have a favorite porn site.
39:40Uh-oh.
39:41Where to now?
39:42Where in the world are we going?
39:44We are going to Wichita, Kansas.
39:46Who's in Wichita?
40:00Who's in Wichita?
40:01Kill it, Harper.
40:02Kill it.
40:04Sorry.
40:05Sorry.
40:05So sorry.
40:06As you know, still, we might have some bugs to squash.
40:10But fortunately, I know this crowd understands beta.
40:13But still, how embarrassing.
40:16But I think you're able to see the power that we have here.
40:22So we launch in the new year.
40:25And if you like what you heard and saw today, please join our Panana family.
40:29Go to privacyisnotathinganymore.com and subscribe.
40:35This was wonderful.
40:57Wasn't our wonderful orchestra wonderful?
41:07Now, we have been listening to what you, the parents, have been asking of us.
41:12And this year marks Los Altos' moment in becoming the athletic powerhouse to the same degree
41:19as we were already an academic powerhouse.
41:21I fixed it.
41:25I fixed it for Jamie.
41:28And I would only add if I had spoken of Latin.
41:31What?
41:32A healthy school understands that that's not good.
41:34Did not go well?
41:35Is it true?
41:40Is it true?
41:41What are you talking about?
41:41It's true, Lily.
41:42Duncan, I'm about to go on stage.
41:45It's you.
41:48You and Hamish.
41:55Okay.
41:57Is James in line?
42:01May I ask you a question?
42:03Please.
42:05Duncan.
42:07Please.
42:09Please.
42:11Please.
42:12Please.
42:13Please.
42:13Please.
42:14To their entirety of our new stadium,
42:16Lily Park Hofstetter!
42:25Woo!
42:31Woo!
42:38Woo!
42:51Duncan Bark.
42:52Just the man I was looking for.
42:56What do you want for it?
42:59For Panada.
43:09Cupertino wants to acquire Panada.
43:11If the terms are right.
43:16Hey, hang on, hang on, hang on.
43:17I just spoke with Big Tim, and he's motivated, okay?
43:21How much was you say it's worth?
43:22A billion.
43:23Come on, that's aggressive for an opening you haven't even launched yet.
43:26Why don't you just come in tomorrow morning?
43:28$350 million.
43:29That's how much Cupertino was going to pay for hypergnosis
43:31until you killed it.
43:32So that's how much it's worth.
43:34$350 million.
43:36Wait, wait.
43:39I can't make that deal myself, but after that speech,
43:43everyone in there is a little bit afraid of you now, okay?
43:45So you got leverage.
43:47Then why am I talking to you?
43:49H-$350 million.
43:52Talk to your boss.
43:54H-$350.
43:58H-$350.
44:01H-$350 million.
44:02H-$350 million.
44:08H-$350 million.
44:24I'm sorry.
44:28Really, I'm really sorry.
44:42Really, I'm really sorry.
44:52Really, I'm really sorry.
44:52Really, I'm really sorry.
45:10Sweetie, it's mom leaving you a message.
45:13Um, I wanted you to know I fixed it, okay?
45:16So, I love you.
45:21And I'll see you tonight.
45:22I love you.
45:24I love you.
45:27I love you.
45:30I love you.
45:43I love you.
45:45I love you.
45:58I love you.
46:01I love you.
46:03I love you.
46:04I love you.
46:15I love you.
46:20I love you.
46:22I love you.
46:33Jamie?
46:34Jamie?
46:35Jamie?
46:35I love you.
46:37I love you.
46:45I love you.
46:50I love you.
46:54I love you.
46:56I love you.
46:57I love you.
46:59I love you.
47:01I love you.
47:03I love you.
47:05I love you.
47:07Wait, what?
47:47We need your coffee.
47:49Thanks, Thelma.
47:50Miss Dream isn't awake.
47:52Still sleeping.
47:53Okay.
47:54Her friend, Nessie, stayed over.
47:56Tess?
47:59Okay.
48:07That is oat.
48:10I said cashew.
49:02I said cashew.
49:05I said cashew.
49:44I said cashew.
50:01I said cashew.
50:04some lunch, so I'm just going to take him to school.
50:06Okay. Good?
50:08Yeah. That's great.
50:11And, um, we still need to talk
50:15when you're ready.
50:16Yeah, we will.
50:49Hey, what do we say about listening to our bodies?
50:51If you've got to go, go ahead.
50:52We're in no rush, right?
50:54I took Mom's gun.
50:57What? What do you mean?
50:59I took Mom's gun.
51:00What do you mean you took Mom's gun?
51:02I took it. I'm sorry.
51:03Orson, it's not a toy.
51:04That's an instrument of death.
51:05I know. I know. I'm sorry.
51:07Don't be sorry.
51:08I don't want to hear that you're sorry.
51:09Okay. Just, Orson, listen to me.
51:11Put it back. Just put it back.
51:14I don't have it.
51:15God!
51:16No, I'm sorry.
51:17I'm so sorry.
51:18I was on the drugs.
51:19I don't care.
51:20I mean, you were so right. It's so poison.
51:21I don't want to hear about the drugs.
51:22I don't want to hear about the teacher.
51:24This is the nightmare.
51:26It's registered under my name.
51:27Okay, it's okay. I know where it is.
51:30But what?
51:32I might need you to help me get it back.
51:37Oh.
51:40Mm-hmm.
52:04Can I have a cup of coffee?
52:21Dying breed is one soul closer to extinction.
52:24That's for sure.
52:26Without men like him,
52:28guys like him,
52:30they were the glue, brother.
52:33Messy and inefficient,
52:35but for a long while there,
52:38they kept everything from coming apart.
52:41Men like that.
52:45Tom knew the future was no place for him.
52:53Nothing sticks for you, does it?
52:55You don't mind the dumpster fire,
52:56not if it's in the rear view.
52:58You just keep moving headlong, right?
53:00You just...
53:01The past has no value for me.
53:04Correct me if I'm wrong,
53:05but was it Gabe going to
53:06give money to Francis and James
53:09of Wichita, Kansas,
53:10your wife's daughter's grandparents?
53:15Good luck outrunning in that.
53:20Okay.
53:22Okey-dokey.
53:24Okay, look,
53:25I will tell you what happened last night.
53:30Cupertino offered me
53:31$350 million for a pinata.
53:35Okay, so they're scared.
53:36They're terrified.
53:39So this thing was a hostage play?
53:41Pay me or the whole industry gets it?
53:43Is that what this is?
53:44No.
53:45All I knew was
53:46if I could take the threats,
53:48the hate,
53:49the ridicule,
53:50and just survive
53:50and never go away,
53:52they would have no choice
53:53but to pay me.
53:55Well, congratulations then.
54:00I didn't say yes to it yet.
54:02I'll tell you the offer I would take.
54:05Hypernosis acquires pinata.
54:07Apply the power
54:09of our 360-degree profile engine
54:11to the data of 16 million vets
54:14and, of course,
54:14the DNA profile
54:15to millions and millions more.
54:17I'm not paying $351 million.
54:19It's yours for a dollar.
54:21I'm sorry, ours.
54:24Because then I would get my hat back.
54:27Founder class shares and options.
54:28We do a sidecar deal for Mixi
54:30and I am CEO again.
54:33And we do what we planned.
54:35And you and I set off
54:36for Domination Station.
54:38We break everything worth breaking.
54:41Give Big Tim ass hives
54:42in the shape of our grinning faces.
54:51Not now, not today.
55:00I have to make a move on this.
55:04They're trying to save their way of life
55:06by paying me off.
55:07If I don't take it,
55:08next step,
55:09they end me.
55:11Unless I align
55:12with someone with the resources
55:14and the balls
55:15to fight
55:16and then
55:16we make the rules.
55:20One dollar.
55:36Got my coffee?
55:37Got your coffee.
55:46We could have set the world on fire.
56:01We could have set the world on fire.
56:02We could have set the world on fire.
56:02We could have set the world on fire.
56:03We could have set the world on fire.
56:05We could have set the world on fire.
56:06We could have set the world on fire.
56:07We could have set the world on fire.
56:08We could have set the world on fire.
56:08We could have set the world on fire.
56:08We could have set the world on fire.
56:09We could have set the world on fire.
56:09We could have set the world on fire.
56:10We could have set the world on fire.
56:11We could have set the world on fire.
56:12We could have set the world on fire.
56:14We could have set the world on fire.
56:33Hello?
56:34Dr. Felder? Joanne Felder?
56:36Yes?
56:37This is Special Agent Randy Fleming with the FBI.
56:40Do you have a moment to talk?
56:44Um...
56:44Do you have a moment to talk?
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