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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet.
01:35You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:42But, Father, I can't marry Paul. The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride
01:47anymore.
01:47I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here. You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy. Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:03Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too. We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treated me.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a seventy-year-old geese
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:16and as his side piece, not his wife! It's not the same, Michelle!
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:23I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:07Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash.
03:16Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tramp.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:05Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:12He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but...
04:38To me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here.
04:44I mean, my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:06For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:12Come on.
05:14Come on.
05:15Come on.
05:16Come on.
05:17Come on.
05:19Come on.
05:21Come on.
05:31You're welcome.
05:41Oh, my God, what the hell just happened?
05:43Where did this insane crystal palaces come from?
05:54Don't sweat the details right now.
06:02Jennifer, my sweet, it's still our wedding night.
06:05Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:10Absolutely. Like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:19Trust me, I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:43I'm gonna make you the worst thing.
06:44That's just this crazy text.
06:45I'll get you on my world.
06:50Laurie, my sweet.
06:51I'm gonna make you a great prisoner.
06:54Lord Poseidon, sorry to beget up.
06:56Lord Poseidon, sorry to beget up.
06:56to crash the party, but Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth. The All-Mother needs you
06:59for a rescue op. Stack!
07:10Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've got to go. Don't panic, I'll be back
07:13in your arms in nine days, tops.
07:33Mother, what the hell happened? Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever
07:38dream? Poseidon, you're finally awake. Remember that ancient curse you tripped
07:46Bailing Zeus out? That's what knocked you out cold.
08:06Merciful Seas, the Trident actually accepted you? Don't tell me you've finally tracked
08:11down the mortal whose head over heels for you.
08:23Spill it! Who is she?
08:26Just a regular mortal girl. But to me, she's everything. We're already married, Mother.
08:34If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:39Praise the oceans! Listen to me, kiddo. Go fetch her right this second. I am literally
08:46dying to meet this girl.
08:49Say less, Mother. Consider it done.
08:51Hold on, Poseidon. There's a catch. You've been in that coma for nine whole years. Which
08:59means that poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years. Are you kidding? I
09:06ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years? No, this is beyond messed up. I need to get down
09:11there right now.
09:26Ugh, too basic. Go raid the Divine Vault for the golden apples. I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:34Actually, scratch that. I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:54It's been nine goddamn years. How much longer is it going to take for him to show his face again?
10:00Jennifer! Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?
10:08I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and Father just dumped on me. I'll get to it!
10:12You brainless cow! The goddamn stench ruined my dresses! I let you and your two little bastards
10:18crash here. I feed you, and you can't even handle one basic chore?
10:21Hey, back the hell off. This is my house, too.
10:27You have no right to run your mouth at me! Those brats of yours are just like you! Ungrateful, blood
10:32-sucking parasites!
10:34Mom!
10:37You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses. Look around! We're the only ones keeping this damn
10:41house from falling apart!
10:46That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do!
10:52Back off! Don't you dare touch our mother!
10:59You filthy little street-wrap bastards! That's what you get for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:04You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth! Strip them, douse them in ice water, and lock
11:09them in the stables!
11:10Sneak them a single crumb, and they'll be hell to pay!
11:14Chill, Mum. Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus. Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:22Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage! We can't keep my big-shot son-in-law waiting!
11:45This is seriously creeping me out! Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:56Wait! That era! The bloodline of the Sea God? How the hell did it end up here?
12:07Oh, almighty Lord of the Sea. We offer these tributes with the purest intentions. Bless our merchant fleets and bring
12:15us great fortune.
12:17Stop standing around like idiots! Your only job right now is to pray to the Sea God to protect Ryan's
12:22fleet!
12:24Honestly, letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the Sea God is a massive privilege.
12:30Keep dragging your feet, and I'll assume you're itching for the stables!
12:34Maybe if I pray to the statue, it'll actually bring my husband back safely.
12:41No! Stop! We cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the Sea God!
12:48Oh, great Sea God, please just let my husband come home soon.
12:52Oh, great Sea God, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:21What the actual hell just happened? Why did the statues just nuke themselves?
13:30Somebody seriously pissed off the Sea God!
13:33His rage just blew those statues to smithogreens!
13:44If the Sea God is throwing a tantrum, anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed!
13:50God damn it! Who has the absolute stones to piss off the Sea God?
13:54If the ocean slaps a curse on us, our entire cash flow goes down the toilet!
13:59Listen up, people! It has to be them!
14:01Their filthy bastard bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe.
14:05So it was you, three little rats!
14:07Growl for forgiveness right this minute, or I swear to God your lives are gonna be a waking nightmare!
14:15Son of a bitch! How dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage!
14:19We're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit!
14:22Keto, ping Lord Poseidon right now!
14:26No! My kid's blood isn't filthy!
14:28We literally haven't done a single thing wrong, so why the hell would the Sea God be pissed at us?
14:33This is absolute bullshit!
14:34Shut your mouth, peasant!
14:36Grab them! Burn them at the stake!
14:38The only way to calm the Sea God's rage is absolute agony!
14:51No! Stop!
14:56No! Stop!
15:02Holy crap, it's Lord Poseidon!
15:05No! Stop!
15:11Holy crap, it's Lord Poseidon!
15:19Hold up, did anyone else just hear that?
15:23Damn it, we're too far! Poseidon can't manifest here!
15:26Just hang on a little longer!
15:28My lady, little ones, you gotta believe me, he's coming!
15:32Burning them ain't enough for the Sea God.
15:35He's sending us a sign.
15:38Father, word is the Sea God skins traitors alive, packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed shells, turning
15:45them into gravel to walk on for eternity.
15:47Father, my kids and I are innocent. The real sinners are these sick freaks, putting their hands on children!
15:54Oh, so the Sea Gods pissed at us? His biggest believers? Bullshit!
15:58I dump cash and prayers on his altar every year, while you, you filthy peasant, ain't cocked up shit!
16:02Sip it, Jennifer! You're a completely lost Oz!
16:08Mom! Mom!
16:14Look, Jen, I didn't want to get my hands dirty, but you brought the Sea Gods haul down on us.
16:19Skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this.
16:25Back off, you ugly witch! Don't you dare lay a finger on our mom!
16:36You little maggots! This is what happens when you piss off the Sea God!
16:42You're not dragging our whole family to hell with you!
16:52You dirty little bastards! Don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you!
17:00No! Michelle, let go of my kids!
17:04My kid! I'll take the hit! Just don't touch them!
17:10Jennifer! This is your goddamn fault!
17:13If you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat and pout these bastards, we wouldn't be in this
17:18mess!
17:19No, put this all on me! Chris and Sophia are good kids! They're your own flesh and blood! For God's
17:26sake, you can't do this!
17:28Get the hell off me! I don't have any filthy grandchildren!
17:31What the hell are you brain-dead idiots waiting for? Skin them alive already!
17:41These mortals! No! These monsters! How dare they stoop this low!
17:51Screw it! I'm taking my true form to save the heirs!
18:00Thalmas, stop! You know the rules! If you manifest in the mortal realm, you break the law of fate! You'll
18:07be wiped from existence!
18:13No! Get your filthy hands off my kids!
18:25Do it like this! Put your backs into it! If you let these little rats slip because you grew a
18:30conscience, I'll sell your asses to the galleys!
18:38I can't stomach this anymore! Even if it vaporizes my soul, I am saving those heirs!
18:48Wait, Samus! I feel the power of the Sea God!
18:53I feel the power of the Sea God!
19:10Back the hell off!
19:20Look! It's Lord Poseidon's! The boss is actually back!
19:28Jennifer, sweetheart, I'm here! I am so sorry I let you go through this hell!
19:32It's really you? Thank God he actually brought you back to me! Look! This is Chris and Sophia! Our kids!
19:43Dad! We totally knew it was you! You actually came back!
19:48What in the hell just happened? Jesus! How'd I end up eating dirt?
19:54Father, forget that look over there! That filthy beggar is back!
19:58Talk! Right now! Who did this? Which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch Jennifer and my
20:06kids?
20:07You don't get to question us! Jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the Sea God!
20:12They brought this shitstorm on us! As their father, you should be paying for their sins with your life!
20:18Almighty Sea God, please forgive us! These four impure wretches aren't part of our family!
20:23Don't lump us in with their sins! I'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage!
20:35You absolute clowns! You keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the Sea God without realizing I am
20:43the Sea God!
20:59On the Sidon! All in the Silosidans! Holy crap! He really IS the Sea God!
21:03Oh great Sea waking God, please forgive us! Mason and his SCREWED-UP family pulled the strings! We're innocent!
21:09Don't buy his bullshit open your eyes. It's just a cheap dark magic trick if the real sea god was
21:15here
21:15We'd all be dead meat
21:17He actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god if the real god finds out we worship the damn
21:23warlock
21:23We're cook. We got a skin this freak in his family alive before anyone finds out
21:29Arrogant brain-death mortals you tortured my wife and kids
21:34So now I'm thing Terrive. I'm bringing down the oceans wrath
21:39I'll give you a front-row seat to exactly who you're messing with
21:49No freaking way is this filthy beggar actually the sea god
21:54Oh
22:02Look at that. I totally called it this filthy street rat is a complete fraud
22:16To my hand
22:24oh
22:34Wait, why did the sea god statue just blow to pieces you brain-dead idiots the real sea god is
22:41pissed because this
22:42Peasant is playing dress up with his name help me pin this bastard down and finish him
22:48Step on it. If we don't string them up right now. The sea god is gonna wipe us off the
22:53map the ocean will swallow us whole
22:55freeze
22:57Look, he's running on fumes. Now's our window to take this warwick out
23:02the hell is going on
23:05Enough
23:06I'll let it slide you got played earlier, but from this second on if you touch my wife and kids
23:11I'll rain literal hellfire on you you gullible morons
23:16Everyone knows Jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago
23:20Like the sea dotted would moo light as a tramp like he'd knock up a slut like Jennifer and just
23:26poop into thin air
23:27I bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic
23:35Damn straight a true god is untouchable
23:39You hack this warlock to pieces and I'll toss you ten gold coins right here
23:47right now
24:01I'm freaking believable the guys literally made of steel
24:10Almighty sea god, please forgive your cluteless blind believers you unrepentant mortals
24:18You actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me
24:23You vicious brain dead clowns time to face the music
24:32Holy crap. He really is the sea god. We are dead meat
24:40What just happened why am I running on empty no the coma
24:43I've burned through all my divine mocha fighting off that damn curse for nine years
24:48Oh
24:51This damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion
24:54We need to get the high priest down here to wreck him
24:57You absolute idiots. Do you seriously think this washed up bum is the sea god?
25:03He's just a wicked warlock
25:05If he was actually poseidon, he wouldn't be this pathetic
25:09It's an ancient curse
25:11I tanked my powers fighting it off. That's why i'm weakened you brain dead sheep
25:15Only morons swallow a lie that pathetic
25:19Anyone who sides with this warlock has catch hell when the real god finds out
25:31Shut the hell up
25:33Who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea god under my roof
25:42A little birdie told me some crack pop in here is parading around calling himself the sea god
25:50Your holiness, it's this wicked warlock. He's using dark magic to fake being the sea god and scam our tributes
25:55High priest. You're the only hotline to the sea god. If he was really coming down. He'd have given you
26:01a heads up
26:08I
26:08Haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea god coming down. You're just some two-bit sorcerer using cheap
26:14magic to play god
26:17The high priest is his top servant this guy really is just a fraud putting on a cheap magic act
26:25Make him pay
26:29Thank god for the high priest we almost bought the scam
26:33The sea god would have been pissed and we'd be dead meat
26:40What a joke i don't have some mortal messenger down here he's full of shit
26:45You arrogant little speck did you really think you could hijack my name without facing my wrath you son of
26:51a bitch
26:51How dare you slander me i'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you myself
26:57Oh
27:19Holy crap what's happening the high priest just got zapped by lightning is that guy actually the sea god
27:27Uh
27:29Bullshit
27:31Impossible yeah, that was the sea god's wrath warning me
27:35Because you spinless cowards are dragging your feet letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple. Oh
27:44It was his wrath all right, but who do you think called it down?
27:48Listen up
27:50Defy the sea god and you'll get worse than lightning
27:54He'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every last traitor straight to hell
28:10Ignorant sheep
28:25No freaking way
28:34No freaking way
28:38No freaking way
28:46Guys listen there is zero chance he's the sea god since when does a god fall for a random munal
28:51It's a joke he's a cheap warlock hold the line
28:55Did you idiots forget his orders want to get swallowed by a tidal wave we're dead meat if you back
29:00down
29:02But his voodoo is too strong we can't even dent this freakish water wall
29:08Bullshit every trick has a loophole hurl every sharp object we've got something's bound to bust this cheap ass force
29:15mailed
29:22You just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air
29:27Are you actually the sea god?
29:30You bet he is sweetie your dad would never lie to you
29:36All right if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo it's time to bring out the big gun
29:43Watch and weep warlock
29:46I don't care how strong your mojo is it ain't surviving the sea god's anchor
29:56Try to shield Jennifer
30:23Are you kidding me how did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig who the hell are you
30:30I
30:31Warned you you absolute fools open your damn eyes
30:35This is the trident the ultimate symbol of the ocean and I am its master
30:40Poseidon the sea god
30:43The sea god he actually is the sea god sweet jesus what the hell have I done?
30:50You've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years just to line your own pockets
30:56That is an unforgivable sin
31:05No almighty sea god mercy william brainmashed us we never wanted to hurt your family
31:12Lord side and please spare us
31:15Jennifer these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell
31:19It's your call
31:21How do you want me to finish them?
31:23No
31:24Jennifer my precious daughter don't do this you know me. I would never truly hurt you
31:28Okay, I screwed up. I admit it, but I see the light now we share the same blood we're family
31:35Please jennifer don't let him wipe us off the map over a grudge think of the kids
31:42Exactly jennifer my sweet sister
31:44We share the same blood. I swear to god. I'll never pull this shit again
31:49Please
31:55Honey i'm not a monster like them they still share blood with our kids
32:00I won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in chris and sophia's heads
32:04Let's just walk away. I just want a peaceful life
32:29Well, look at you gorgeous
32:33You must be my boy poseidon's wife
32:36Absolutely stunning
32:49Mother oh my goodness and who are these two adorable little monkeys
32:57Mother these are the kids jennifer gave me pretty cute, right?
33:02Grandma grandma
33:05Are you kidding me nobody told me I hit the absolute jackpot
33:12I packed way too light, but don't worry darlings grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home
33:23What the actual hell
33:26I've never seen this much gold
33:30One single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet
33:39Come along my precious grandbabies let grandma show you how we do real gifts
34:05Take a look kiddos a little welcome gift from grandma
34:10What do you think we'd love anything you give us grandma, but there's literally nothing here
34:46Ha ha ha ha ha
34:46Heart to see you love it
34:48Thanks a million grandma
34:50Jennifer my dear slap on this pearl necklace and you'll literally never age
34:55This bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease and this ring calls down lightning on demand
35:00Just a little welcome to the family starter pack
35:03No way mother these are priceless. I can't accept them
35:08Oh my god, I am so so sorry. I swear it slipped
35:12Jessica used to beat me black and blue just for breaking a cheap bowl
35:15Now i've shattered something priceless from the sea god's mother
35:18She's gonna skin me alive
35:20Hey deep breaths jennifer
35:22Relax
35:24Remember mother gave those to you they're yours now
35:26You can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy
35:33Oh sweetheart no this is 100 on me
35:36I totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic it shatters on impact
35:41I can't believe I almost gave you a heart attack bad grandma
35:44Jennifer honey stop walking on eggshells chuck this bling at the wall for fun
35:49Break it all bring fresh batches until you realize you're one of us
35:53Thank you mother
35:55Hold on poseidon. Where's your gift?
35:57This poor girl went through nine years of hell because you face planted into a coma
36:00Treat her like royalty or i'll personally kick your ass to the curb
36:04Mother chill i already hooked jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace
36:09I just didn't bring it because i was rushing to save her
36:13I'll grab it the second we kept breather babe
36:18Hold the phone i brought a little something for my new sister-in-law too
36:27Look i'm really sorry jennifer this whole disaster is basically my fault
36:31You and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me consider this a my bad care package a
36:36massive dose of raw divine power
36:38Zeus you absolute meathead did you completely forget jennifer is still 100% human her mortal body can't tank raw
36:45divine power yet
36:46Ah crap my bad jennifer
36:49I totally dropped the ball on that one brain frat hand it over
36:55I'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of jewelry for jennifer to make up for your screw up
37:01Jennifer our wedding down here was pretty bear spoon and my family missed it
37:05Let's do a massive blowout invite the whole pantheon to shower you and the kids with blessings
37:10Sorry, honey. Can we skip the blowout?
37:12Chris, sophia and I are literally nobodies we'd stick out like sarathees partying with actual gods
37:18I'm just really freaked out are they gonna act like aunt michelle and beat us up for being trash
37:23We don't need them just you and dad is enough
37:29My poor sweet babies you've been through the wrencher
37:32Listen to grandma, okay that nightmare is over none of my kids are toxic snobs like that
37:37They'll treat you like absolute royalty damn right
37:39I guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms and if you're still spooked
37:43I swear on my life as long as I'm breathing nobody lays a finger on you. Okay, bisteiden. I trust
37:49you
37:59The wedding dress is the main event and these mortal rags are tragically basic
38:05Even top-tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our jennifer
38:09Oh
38:14Grandma I brought the wardrobe
38:23Jennifer go nuts pick out absolutely anything you want up here
38:29We use magic power like cash and zeus is apology fund is basically a bottomless black card
38:42I've been stuck in patched up potato sacks my whole life. I'm actually allowed to wear this
38:51Obviously, but zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom made by yours truly
39:02Hey, jennifer look at me by the almighty ocean
39:06My beautiful wife. How did you get so breathtakingly gorgeous mom? You look insanely pretty
39:11I had zero clue you were this stunning jennifer and your kids are adorable
39:15Look, I whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly. Just rock these around the palace. This is just thank
39:21you so so much
39:22We absolutely love it
39:26Don't mention it
39:27Don't mention it, but hey grandma
39:28Jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones
39:30We need to put some meat on them
39:32Hestia has actually been cooking up a storm
39:34Pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast just for jennifer and the kids
39:38She even called dibs on catering the wedding
39:40You guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this. This is way too much
39:44Jennifer you've raised two kids solo while getting stomped on by monsters. Listen to me
39:49You need to seriously carb load
39:51Damn, right your health is the only thing I care about don't fight us. Just be a good girl and
39:56eat up
40:02Hey there, jennifer come on over dig in and let me know what hits the spot
40:08Oh
40:15Awesome, I didn't even know food could taste this freaking good
40:24Come on jennifer let your husband pamper you for a second say ah
40:45Hope you like the setup babe mother went totally overboard if you hate any of it
40:49Just say the word i'll tear it down and start from scratch. No sweat
40:51Oh, don't even worry about it, honey. I'm obsessed with it
40:58jennifer
41:00Mother's got chris and sophia for the night. So we've got the place to ourselves. What do you say we
41:04go for baby number three?
41:06Oh, honey, no
41:09Three kids i'd lose my mind trying to handle all of them. Babe you're married to the sea god. Even
41:14if we're swamped
41:15My mom and siblings are right next door. Our kids will never be alone
41:21Plus my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth. I'd put her on speed dial. You wouldn't feel a thing
41:27All right, all right, you're the boss
41:48God jennifer you're just as breathtaking as the day we married
42:02Grandma, where's mom? She's the vip today. Why is she mia?
42:08Hold on a minute kiddo. Let's go track down your dad and figure this out
42:15Hey, pisteiden why the hold up with jennifer did we hit a snag
42:21Well jennifer and i didn't get any sleep until the sun came up she's dead to the world
42:25So I figured i'd let her rest i just slipped out
42:28Freaking believable the wedding is literally about to start could you really not keep it in your pants for one
42:33night?
42:34All right mother chill i'm gonna get her right now
42:45Holy crap poseidon actually let me sleep in it's our damn wedding day i'm gonna be so late i gotta
42:50sprint
42:58Mother playing favorites as always giving a punk like poseidon a palace this sick
43:18What's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this?
43:23Hey gorgeous
43:25Hades god of the underworld ditch the snooze fest and come be my queen yeah hard pass not interested
43:35Oh
43:38Cute but that's not really your call to make sweetheart
43:47Back off
43:59Hades what the hell do you think you're doing?
44:06Well color me shocked who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you
44:12You
44:17Hades if we didn't share a mother i'd gut you where you stand
44:26What the hell is going on here
44:30Hades how did i race such a scumbag
44:33Apologize to jennifer
44:35Right now
44:36My bad jennifer didn't know who you were take half my divine power as a peace offering it'll make you
44:42completely immortal
44:43Just let it slide mother the wedding's starting let's not waste another second on this creep
44:56In the name of the sea god i swear jennifer is my one and only wife
45:01From this day forward she shares the full power of the ocean with me
45:05I swear on my life to be completely faithful to poseidon until my last breath
45:21Mom and dad are gonna live happily ever after with us
45:40Grandma mom only wakes up on time when we're around we want to have a sleepover with mom
45:49All right my sweet little angels let it go your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight
46:02Honey thank you for giving me such a warm happy home this place is everything i've ever dreamed of
46:12If you know love it here we'll just put down roots
46:16Honestly the only things worth a damn back at my palace are your gifts anyway
46:20I'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow
46:34I won't break my promise this time i swear
46:37three days tops
46:40And this little toy boat if you run into trouble just crush it and i'll be there in a heartbeat
46:55And this barrier unless you say so it'll bounce every single person trying to get in
47:03Stay safe out there honey
47:07Dad hurry back so we can play
47:25This is it look at this place hades better not be playing us he swore if we pull this off
47:31he'd bring our family's empire back from the dead
47:36Hell no he wouldn't he's the god of the underworld
47:41The sea god basically nuked our family lord hades is our only lifeline
47:53Over here
47:55Bet you can't catch us
47:56Chris sophia slow down you're gonna eat dirt
48:00We don't care if we get hurt when dad gets back he can patch us up in seconds
48:08Yoo ho jennifer come look who's here
48:12Why the hell is the door locked
48:15We're your flesh and blood
48:17Don't tell me you got amnesia already nice try but that ain't happening
48:26Son of a bitch
48:28Hades called it
48:30The sea god rigged this place with a force field our only play is to guilt track jennifer into opening
48:35the damn door
48:36jennifer i know you're listening
48:38Are you brain dead?
48:40Dead we put a roof over your head when you had nothing now we're homeless you owe us
48:55Cut the crap you made my life a living hell back then don't act like you did me a favor
49:01jennifer i'm your own flesh and blood
49:05Are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day?
49:08Your husband is the freaking sea god a few table graphs could save our family
49:14Yeah, jennifer just bail us out this once consider it rent for housing you
49:21We swear we'll never bother you again
49:25Get a grip jennifer stop giving them handouts
49:31But if a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good maybe it's worth it
49:40You better keep your word take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again
49:49Are you really that dense jennifer i've literally never played it straight with you
50:05Jennifer those goddamn merchants are psychos they robbed us blind took your gold and now they want us dead
50:13Please open the damn door jennifer they only went psycho because you're the sea god's wife
50:19This is 100 on you you can't leave us out here to get butchered
50:27I'm dead serious jennifer the merchant and his goons are right on our ass
50:32If you don't let us in you're signing our death warrants
50:34Jennifer you really gonna watch your father get slaughtered make your mother a widow if word gets out she raised
50:40a heartless monster
50:41Society will destroy her
50:45Oh
50:45Oh
50:46Oh
50:46Oh
50:53Oh
51:04How'd you score a pad like this anyway get off your ass and hand this house over to us we
51:10gave you a place to crash now you owe us a house
51:13Do i seriously have to cry for poseidon to bail me out again
51:18No i can't keep dragging him into my messes
51:28Unreal look at this motherlod father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash
51:35Trash like jennifer doesn't deserve this we do
51:42Check out this palace the bling is nice but the real estate is the real jackpot we got to get
51:47our names on that deed
51:48You brain dead idiots did you forget hades orders move your asses chuck that bitch jennifer out onto the street
51:58Right lord hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off what the heck do you think
52:02you're doing when dad finds out
52:04He's gonna wipe the floor with you
52:06Yeah
52:07You stupid jerks if you touch mom dad is gonna destroy you
52:13Give me a break how's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife banged his own
52:18brother
52:19He'll either boot her or drown her ass
52:25No father why are you doing this to me
52:45Not bad at all like we agree i'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome
52:51You're the best lord hades
52:54Get your hands off her
53:05Get your hands off her
53:21I gave you your chance hades
53:29Jennifer you were in real danger why didn't you call me
53:34Honey i'm so sorry i just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate i'm just a useless mortal
53:40i can't keep dragging you down
53:43Look at me babe we're married
53:45Look at me babe we're married
53:46Nothing in this universe matters more than you
53:49I already missed nine years
53:55Come hell or high water you're never facing anything alone again
54:02I get it honey i promise
54:13And as for these psychos
54:15They've crossed the line too many times
54:18Even if you want to give them a pass i'm gonna slaughter every last one of them
54:29Almighty sea god please you've got it all wrong we only broke in because we caught jennifer that absolute slut
54:36hooking up with another guy
54:39We were protecting your honor exactly if we hadn't showed up she'd be all over some other dude
54:45Honestly you should be thanking us you're all sick in the head
54:49I'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth
54:52AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
54:52Oh
54:53I'm gonna do
54:58Woooo
55:00Oh
55:31Poseidon you gullible idiot. I pushed your buttons and you practically hand-delivered your own divine weapon to me
55:38Did you skip Godhub 101? If a bonded weapon gets corrupted by a god on my level the backlash tears
55:44the owner apart
55:49Look brother. I don't want to end you. Just hand over your sweet little wife, and I'll let you walk
56:00Come on, Jennifer. Doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug?
56:07Poseidon, please get up Jennifer get over here. Give yourself to me, and I'll pull the plug on his torture
56:15Don't listen to him Jennifer
56:19Get over here Jennifer, or I swear I'm gonna erase Poseidon from existence right now
56:27Don't
56:28Jennifer listen to me if you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding get over here right now
56:42I'll do it I agree to whatever you want
56:48Please take good care of our kids my mother
57:08You lay a finger on my woman Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like
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