00:00When I came to America, I was young and full of passion.
00:03I love this place.
00:05I want to show you why I became American on purpose.
00:09Remember, put your seatbelt on.
00:11No seatbelt to miss.
00:14Express your patriotism with adrenaline.
00:17Oh my.
00:18Yeah, there's rules, but there's kind of no rules.
00:21If I go in, just leave.
00:23It makes a pretty good picture if you go in with it.
00:26What is capitalism?
00:27It's truly just dog-eat-dog and the best that's going to survive.
00:31We're going to take our penny, each go in our separate direction, see how much we can grow this.
00:36One cent.
00:37Haggis tacos, get your Haggis tacos.
00:40What is the point of being rich if you have to drink that every day?
00:44Things might get a little freaky.
00:46Drink the knees up.
00:47I can't straighten my knees. My coccyx doesn't swivel.
00:50This is the Declaration of Independence.
00:53Can I touch it?
00:54No.
00:54No, no, don't touch it.
00:56So you take a little bit of this and you take a little bit of that.
00:59Boom, you get America.
01:04Oh!
01:05You're a winner!
01:06I am a chicken master!
01:09Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose.
01:12May 30th on CNN and next day on the CNN app.
01:16Theinstant app.
01:16Yeah, no.
01:17Aw ama!
01:17That's so good.
01:17I'm like I don't know.
01:17It's just a joy sometimes with Groove with a Bread!
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