00:06a boy reaches the age of accountability when he has something called a wet dream
00:11which is a dream about water i've had a lot of wet dreams
00:14all right that was very personal
00:20my mustache started growing when i was 10 years old
00:23it's a problem i'm not supposed to shave it don't iliaz it will only grow back more
00:29at some point i realized that i exist within a complex lattice of rules that govern my entire life
00:34are you crying
00:42you are going to miller high school just you know you gotta go something on your level
00:46i want to go back to cordoba there must be something i can do
00:49yes do you want to be friends
00:53iliaz is not like asim
00:54what if miller high turned me into a bad muslim
00:56would they be forced to send me back
01:00will you help corrupt me
01:02sure
01:04what if public school is a huge mistake
01:08drugs
01:08trust me this is exactly what they use in movies as marijuana
01:12alcohol
01:14oh shoot
01:15girlfriends
01:16do you have a pen
01:19thanks
01:22are people mean to you there
01:24it's not my fault
01:25whose fault is it iliaz
01:28don't stop creating
01:29even if it's just to figure yourself out
01:31lately i've been imagining myself going somewhere where i can finally be alone
01:34no one would ever have to see me or my upper lip ever again
01:38oh my god you're so dramatic
01:42ilyas
01:42ilyas
01:43ilyas
01:45ilyas
01:46that was uh we have to invest in the youth
01:48okay
01:51did you just buy a big mac then cook your own halal burger to trick us all into thinking
01:56you're eating an actual big mac
01:58i'm loving this
01:59i learned this at public school
02:01you
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