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Jersey Shore- Family Vacation 2018 Season 9 Episode 8
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00:00Oh!
00:02I'm just praying for the best with them.
00:03What did you guys hear?
00:04That you're pregnant.
00:05I was, yes.
00:07Past tense?
00:08Yeah.
00:08I'm sorry.
00:09It's okay.
00:10I'm so sorry.
00:11Oh, did you go somewhere?
00:13Oh, come on!
00:14She pissed on Vin's shoes.
00:16No!
00:16Oh, come on, Viv!
00:17Yeah, that's main character energy, kid.
00:20Crazy and wild, let's party.
00:22Yeah, buddy!
00:24Party, Kim!
00:26The situation is under construction.
00:28This might not have been the best idea.
00:31We're so classy now.
00:34On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
00:36Get the frick out of here, you crazy!
00:39Angela!
00:40I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
00:55No, Ann, just stink!
00:56Come on, Ann!
00:57I'm getting it!
00:58F***ing!
00:58We're having such a serious conversation about everything that Angelina's going through.
01:03You're stepping in right now!
01:04Oh, my God!
01:05Oh!
01:06Uh-oh!
01:07Angelina's dog.
01:08Vivian's just over here f***ing peeing.
01:09It's cleaned.
01:10Don't worry.
01:11Let's go.
01:11Come on.
01:12Come on, Mommy.
01:12Even though Vivian dropped the bomb, I really love the fact that all the roommates right
01:17now are really gathering around me, being supportive.
01:19I just felt like a weight was lifted off me.
01:21All right.
01:22How do I play this?
01:23Let's rock this game.
01:24All right.
01:24So the circle is, you're safe, the star, your dollar goes in there, and then the other
01:29one is left and right.
01:30You give a dollar to the left or the right, and then we keep going until the pile is full
01:35and then our last man's standing.
01:36You want dots?
01:37You want dots, girl?
01:38You want dots?
01:42Dots!
01:45Corn!
01:47Right, right.
01:48Oh!
01:49Oh!
01:50Oh, my God.
01:50That worked!
01:51Give me that d***, bitch.
01:52I need to stop.
01:53Okay, but I got you.
01:54Right, right.
01:55Oh!
01:57Dollar, dollar, dollar.
01:59I have not had fun or smiles in a long time, so I need this right now.
02:03No way.
02:04Oh, my God.
02:04Come on, man.
02:08It's not an overnight thing.
02:09This just happened.
02:10It's right.
02:11You're a d***.
02:12It's not an overnight thing.
02:12That's right.
02:13So, it's going to be hard for me to push forward.
02:16Left and right.
02:17I'm back in, baby.
02:18Back in.
02:19Yeah.
02:20I feel like I'm a stripper.
02:21But this is definitely when I needed this silly, stupid, funny time with the roommates.
02:27I hope we're going to have a good trip.
02:30Still in the game.
02:30Oh, my God.
02:32Oh, he's still going to win.
02:33Oh, he's going to win again.
02:35Bro!
02:37Bro!
02:38Bro!
02:39Bro!
02:40And all the chicos!
02:40Come on.
02:41I can't win again.
02:44How are you doing it?
02:47Give me my money!
02:48All I do is win, win, win no matter what.
02:51Good night.
02:52I like that game.
02:53That was funny.
02:53Stop, stop.
02:54All right, good night, guys.
02:56Goodnight, guys.
02:59I can't lose, man.
03:01Let's go to the casino.
03:02Yo, that was crazy.
03:03What a day.
03:04Yo, the second day of Vinny's family vacation, and it has been a wild ride.
03:09Okay, Angelina came here tonight.
03:11We just got some wild news.
03:13I had a feeling like something, like you said, so much time had passed.
03:16I wish we would have known.
03:17We could have been there for her to help her.
03:19Right, right.
03:19I'm definitely feeling for Ange right now.
03:22Nobody wants to go through that, like losing a child.
03:25And I understand why she kept this a secret.
03:27But Angelina should know that we could have helped her.
03:30We could have offered more support for her.
03:32It's crazy.
03:32I mean, it's not over though, you know?
03:34No, of course not.
03:35Hopefully she can keep riding some Italian stallions and having babies.
03:40All I can do now is just distract her and just have a good trip.
03:44Yeah, I think she's happy to see us.
03:45Yeah, she is.
03:46The main character needs his beauty rest.
03:48Main character out.
03:49See you tomorrow.
03:50Bye, you chooch.
03:51Text me when you wake up.
03:52All right, see you tomorrow.
03:54Hey.
03:54Oh, hey, Ron.
03:55How you been?
03:56You doing all right?
03:57It was horrible.
03:59I'll show you a video if you want to see.
04:00Yeah.
04:01See that?
04:02There's a right arm, left arm, left leg.
04:05Oh, wow.
04:06And I don't want to share the sonogram video with the roommates.
04:09But Ron, I feel like I could definitely be more vulnerable with him.
04:13And there's a hard feeling like that maybe he's moving.
04:15Because we understand each other.
04:17Wow.
04:18That happened, what?
04:19This carriage, you said it was three weeks ago?
04:20Three weeks ago.
04:21I think that's when we were in Boston.
04:23Yeah.
04:24And while you were going through this, were you going through it by yourself?
04:26Were you talking to the guy at least?
04:28Or was he there for you at least?
04:30No.
04:31No.
04:32What he did was ghost me.
04:34Oh, and after you found out that you had the kid?
04:36It definitely sucks to know while we were in Boston having a good time, you know, she
04:40was home going through this by herself.
04:42The baby's dad ghosted her, you know?
04:44So I feel for her.
04:45I just think this was like God's thing because...
04:48Yeah, I think that this was God.
04:49I didn't want to have that person.
04:51Yeah.
04:51Take it from me.
04:52You don't want to raise a kid on your own.
04:55It's hard, right?
04:56It's very hard.
04:57I do love Ariana so much.
04:59And I do know how much having a child is a blessing.
05:02But having Ariana by myself was a reality check for me.
05:05Having your together, make sure you're making the right choices, the right decisions, you know?
05:09And being a parent is a full-time job.
05:11Give yourself time to heal.
05:13Find out what makes you happy.
05:14Yeah.
05:14Because I feel like you can never depend on someone else to make you happy because they're
05:18never going to fill that void.
05:20Like me, I had to go through s***.
05:22I mean, you went through...
05:23You went through s***.
05:24Yeah.
05:25But you got to learn from it.
05:26If I can have a significant other to have a child with and we can be a family, I would
05:31like that better.
05:32I would love that.
05:32But that's been, like, one of my biggest wishes forever, to build my own family because
05:38I never had one.
05:39I honestly don't know about me dating people anymore.
05:41It's been pretty rough.
05:44Did you ever think about maybe, like, dating outside of Staten Island?
05:51Run.
05:52I cannot do.
05:54Do you, like, talk to that person anymore?
05:57He's a s*** clown.
05:58Yeah.
05:58And his wife came at me and she cursed me out.
06:00But he's married.
06:01Cool.
06:02Yeah.
06:02I am a little flabbergasted.
06:04That's, like, cherry sprigger s***.
06:06I'm, like, what am I doing?
06:08Yeah.
06:08The s***?
06:08I feel like I'd be good at this.
06:10Whoa.
06:11Let's try and play.
06:13Ah!
06:13Get it, D!
06:14Whoa!
06:15Oh, s***!
06:16Come on, get it.
06:19Why do we stop?
06:19I'm going to be...
06:22I want to be your hero, I want to be your hero, I can be the one to save you.
06:28So let me be your hero, I want to be your hero.
06:33Oh, Chooch!
06:35Main characters don't sleep big, Chooch!
06:40Take up your sleep mask, you Chooch!
06:42What if I was an intruder?
06:44Do you know how much energy I need to be the main character?
06:48I feel that.
06:48I'm recovering from yesterday.
06:55There you go.
06:56Alright, main character out, bitches.
06:59Where's everybody else at?
07:01I don't know.
07:01Don't tell me I'm right, sleep.
07:02I gotta disinfect my shoes.
07:04Oh, nasty.
07:06Can I come over?
07:07Nicole?
07:08Yeah, come over.
07:10Cozy.
07:10I'm very cozy.
07:12Waking up, I feel like I'm in a totally different country.
07:14Like, me and Jenny are in, like, the West Wing, like, away from everybody.
07:18So, I mean, I feel like we're rich.
07:20Oh, Leslie was crazy.
07:23The dog pissed on me.
07:24Oh my God, the dog.
07:26It's still here.
07:27It is.
07:27I haven't heard it though this morning.
07:29I do feel bad for her though.
07:31No, my heart breaks for her.
07:32Yeah, that's horrible.
07:34But also, like...
07:35You always want better for your kids.
07:37I just don't think it was her for her moment with that.
07:40Her situation wasn't great.
07:42This guy that just left her.
07:45I ain't dry.
07:46Like, God forbid.
07:47You can raise a baby on your own.
07:49Oh, God.
07:50I feel terrible for Angelina.
07:52She now gets to have a redo though.
07:54Like, a lot of people don't.
07:56Right.
07:57I hope she finds her happily ever after.
07:59I hope she has her happily ever after baby.
08:03But I just don't want her to beat herself up over it.
08:05I don't know.
08:06My heart breaks for her, but...
08:08The dog still made me tweak.
08:11I don't know.
08:11Rain, rain, no way.
08:14Come again, please, won't you stay?
08:17Hi, Dee.
08:18Morning.
08:18How'd you guys sleep?
08:20I bet.
08:20Once everything quieted down, it was good.
08:22Yeah.
08:23Hey, what's up, fellas?
08:24What up?
08:25Wow.
08:26Wow.
08:27Snazzy fit.
08:27Yeah, that's main character energy right here.
08:29This is Hampton's vibe.
08:30Yeah.
08:30All right, folks.
08:31If you guys are ready, if you come follow me into the dining room, breakfast is being served.
08:35Thank you for making me your mommy.
08:38Sweet dog, man.
08:40Ultimately, I'm glad I got everything off my chest at this point.
08:43And I'm so appreciative of the roommates being so nice and supportive.
08:46Let's go walk, okay?
08:47You're going to bark and bother everybody, all right?
08:49We're going to go walk you.
08:50Lately, I've been walking my dog a lot in my backyard.
08:53It's a thing now.
08:55I need this relaxation time anyway.
08:57Come on.
08:58Walking my dog has been helping me through it all, and Vivi's starting to learn.
09:02Come on, go potty.
09:03But she doesn't go poopsies outside yet.
09:07She just says poopsies inside.
09:09Come on, Viv.
09:10Come on, go potty.
09:11I don't want to hear everybody's mouth.
09:15I'm going to piss off, Michael.
09:17You're going to be the head of the table.
09:19This is a major power move, moving to the head of the table.
09:23Mike's getting used to just being a side character.
09:25Stay in the little side chairs where I used to sit.
09:28Daddy's home.
09:31Oh, my God.
09:32Good morning, everybody.
09:34You took my seat?
09:35Wow.
09:36What do you mean, your seat?
09:37Side characters sit over there.
09:39Wow.
09:40I think he's gone a little too far now.
09:42Now, Michael, make me a play.
09:44We may have to confront him very soon.
09:47Is that the bacon over there?
09:47Is that bacon, egg, and the cheese?
09:49Is that bacon over there?
09:49Would you like one?
09:50Yeah.
09:50Where's Sanj?
09:51She was walking her dog.
09:52Well, anyway, guys, I just want to say one thing.
09:54Ooh.
09:55Thank you all so much, Vinny, for planning this and coming to New Jersey.
10:00Of course.
10:00For me, because I'm pregnant.
10:01You guys know that I am so appreciative of you guys doing this, because I know it's, like,
10:06close to home.
10:07It just means a lot to me, because I missed out on Boston.
10:09I was so sad I couldn't be there.
10:11And this pregnancy's been a little bit of a rough journey for me.
10:14So, like, the fact that you guys did this and, like, are doing a staycation just means
10:18a lot to me.
10:18So, thank you.
10:19And I hope we can have fun here and, like...
10:22We're not in Jersey.
10:22We're in the jam tent.
10:23Yes.
10:24They took me and what I'm going through into consideration, and they thought about,
10:28okay, like, maybe Sam won't be comfortable with a long drive or going on an airplane.
10:32I'm excited to make the best of it with you guys, and I hope we can have fun today and
10:36do something fun.
10:37They really thought about me on this trip, and that's why it means so much.
10:40So, what are we up to today?
10:42I have some tricks up my sleeve for tonight.
10:45I want you guys to invite all your significant others.
10:48Okay, let's go.
10:48We're going to have a party, kind of like we did in Jamaica, in that little club, partying,
10:54having a good time.
10:55Oh, wow.
10:55Okay.
10:56I love this idea.
10:57Yeah.
10:57It's so cute.
10:58I can't tell you the last time I threw, like, a house party where, like, you're dancing and
11:01clubbing.
11:02You know, we won't have our kids, so we could really let loose.
11:05Everybody call, you know, Nikki, Lauren.
11:10Justin.
11:12Yo, a party works.
11:13Nikki's actually in town.
11:14She's been hanging out with Lauren all week.
11:15Oh.
11:16Why?
11:17Yeah.
11:18Normally, when we get a house, the significant others don't come, so it's going to be a really
11:21big deal.
11:21It's our first time in a house with everyone.
11:24Pauly, you can take the night off.
11:25I'm going to try and get my friend DJ Scribble here.
11:28Friends.
11:29Now they're friends.
11:30Yeah.
11:30I know you ladies were kind of jelly.
11:32Yeah.
11:33How's PTA going?
11:34We actually have an event this weekend.
11:36Okay.
11:36It's a ladies night.
11:37I got DJ Scribble to come.
11:39DJ Scribble?
11:40Yeah.
11:40You know who the f*** that is?
11:41She never got us DJ Scribble.
11:43No.
11:43That's just f***ing rude.
11:45All right, girl.
11:46So, I'm going to make it happen.
11:47I want an autograph.
11:48DJ Scribble is a huge DJ from back in the day, and maybe he'll be available, even though
11:54it's last minute.
11:55Is he in your favorites, in your context?
11:57No.
11:57Oh, I'm sorry.
11:58Psychopath?
11:59No.
12:01Oh.
12:03Oh.
12:04Whoa.
12:05What is it?
12:06Whoa.
12:07What is it?
12:09What is it?
12:10What is it?
12:10A wasp.
12:12What is it?
12:12It's a wasp.
12:13Oh.
12:25Oh, my God.
12:26A wasp.
12:27Out of nowhere, there is a huge wasp in the room.
12:31I don't want to be stung.
12:32In only two stay to fight.
12:35Everyone else ran, including the man that thinks he is the main character.
12:39But I actually feel that Vinny also squealed.
12:42Yo!
12:44That man squealed.
12:46And he ran.
12:48Yeah!
12:48That's the opposite of main character vibes.
12:53Kill it!
12:54I got it!
12:55Got it!
12:55I saved your whole life!
12:56Got him!
12:57You got it?
12:58Yeah.
12:59Oh, my God!
13:00Yo, that's main character energy, kid.
13:02Do it.
13:03All right.
13:03All right.
13:04Come on, you got to go potty, and you got to stop.
13:06Oh, look, there's a deer, Viv!
13:08Deez!
13:10Go ahead and roll one up.
13:11We gonna get high tonight like we don't give up.
13:15All right.
13:16I'm gonna call Christopher.
13:18Hey.
13:19Hey.
13:19Hunnies, what are you doing?
13:20I'm hanging with Nikki.
13:21Oh, yeah.
13:22I heard your besties in town.
13:23Hi, baby.
13:23Hi, babe.
13:24We're gonna do, like, a party here tonight.
13:26Oh, so.
13:27Are you officially inviting me?
13:29Honey, me and Pauly can come pick you and Nikki up and bring you guys over here.
13:34We'll have a little party with the crew.
13:36Oh, that sounds amazing.
13:37I love that.
13:38It'll be fun, babe.
13:39There's a...
13:41Good job.
13:42Oh, my God.
13:47Come on, babe.
13:48Hello?
13:49Hi.
13:50Oh, hey, girl.
13:51What's everybody doing?
13:52What's going on?
13:53Okay, so you said last night you want to have a good time.
13:57Mm-hmm.
13:57So I thought to myself, let's have a party.
14:01A party?
14:01So, I don't know.
14:02Did you see downstairs?
14:04You haven't seen downstairs.
14:05You need to see the downstairs.
14:06I've never seen anything in here.
14:08Come on, girlfriend.
14:09Oh, my Lance, let's show you around.
14:11This is our bar.
14:13This is cute.
14:13Maybe I'll have a line when we get back up here.
14:15Maybe.
14:16Oh, there's like a club down here.
14:18We literally have a club downstairs.
14:19This is a club with like a VIP area.
14:23Wow.
14:24There was definitely a stripper pole in here.
14:26I was going to say, where's the stripper pole?
14:28Welcome to my apartment.
14:29Oh, nice.
14:30Listen, this is so cute in here.
14:31Thanks for picking this for me.
14:33Yeah.
14:33This is the perfect little apartment for a soon-to-be mommy.
14:36And the clock is ticking.
14:38And Big Daddy Sitch really needs to know if I got the position of event planner for Sam
14:43and Justin's gender reveal.
14:45If you are going to do a gender reveal, I am the man for the job.
14:49Oh, you have a whole presentation?
14:50Yes.
14:51Big Daddy Sitch is the only one that Sam can trust.
14:54So, um, I wanted to see if you had some time to think about my offer.
15:00Um, yes, but I'm still like thinking about it.
15:03I don't know.
15:04Listen, my first gender reveal ran through a wall.
15:08It's a boy!
15:10Yes.
15:11My second gender reveal jumped out of a plane.
15:15Oh, that's a boy!
15:16Oh, my God!
15:17It's crazy!
15:21You're insane.
15:21The third one was a movie.
15:25Yeah!
15:27Hey, we have one last thing to do.
15:29It's happening.
15:30Good.
15:35Enough has been said.
15:37I think I have to, like, revisit this with Justin, think about it a little bit more.
15:40Okay.
15:41Okay, Justin and I, we know the gender of our baby because we got our embryos genetically tested.
15:47But I don't want to tell him like that because you can tell how excited he is to do this
15:51gender
15:51reveal for us.
15:52Okay.
15:53All right, that's fine.
15:54Well, you will revisit this.
15:55Okay.
15:56Well, we'll see.
15:57Mike is not going to let it go.
15:58I can't mess around with this anymore.
16:00First off, Mike, drop by unannounced at my house.
16:02Have a great day.
16:03All right, see ya.
16:04Get home safe.
16:05And now this.
16:06You're going to love it.
16:07I think I need to speak with Justin more when he gets here to be like, look, what are
16:10your thoughts?
16:10My next business is event planning.
16:13Honestly.
16:13I can see it now.
16:14Gender reveal event.
16:16Yes.
16:16Yes.
16:17I'll think about it.
16:17I'm going to talk to Justin.
16:18All right, fair enough.
16:19Well, thanks for stopping by.
16:20Yes, listen, I love the place.
16:22Yes, I love it too.
16:23I love what you did with it.
16:24Let's go.
16:28This is where the racquetball is.
16:30Whoa.
16:31Oh, f***.
16:32I almost f***ed.
16:32I don't do it.
16:33I feel like I can do it.
16:34Let's try and play this.
16:34Whoa.
16:35Let's try and play.
16:36So I've seen racquetball, like, in the movies when people play it, and it just looks fun
16:40to do.
16:42Wow.
16:43Oh, my God.
16:44That was aggressive.
16:45Goosey.
16:46I'm hiding.
16:49Oh, f***ing balls.
16:53I don't want balls flying in my f***.
16:56Come on, get it.
16:58Why do we suck?
16:59I'm going to be here.
17:00I just want to say your aims are terrible.
17:04I swear I'm athletic.
17:05This is not showing my best side.
17:07Bitch.
17:09Bitch.
17:10These bitches are freaking crazy.
17:12Oh, f***.
17:13It's like I just peed a little bit.
17:14My first thought is, like, where is everybody's eye protections?
17:17Ew.
17:19Whoa.
17:19Whoa, f***ing.
17:21So aggressive.
17:22This might be a good stress relief for you.
17:25Oh, jeez.
17:26Oh, jeez.
17:27Oh, jeez.
17:28Oh, jeez.
17:28Get it.
17:29Oh, jeez.
17:30Oh.
17:32This is definitely what I needed.
17:34I'm having fun with the girls.
17:35Oh.
17:36Oh.
17:37They're terrified.
17:39Hold on to your nutsack.
17:42What if something goes into your pee-pee hole?
17:48Okay, we're done.
17:50Are you all right?
17:51We're done.
17:52We're done.
17:53Please don't sue me.
17:55One of those things.
18:04I called up my honeys.
18:05She's actually with your honeys.
18:07And I said, listen, let's come scoop you up.
18:09Cool.
18:10We got them cars.
18:12You cannot go near the cars.
18:15What cars?
18:22Maybe she's not around.
18:23Yeah.
18:24Let's go check in the kitchen.
18:25They say when the cat is away, the mice will play.
18:30We have a garage full of exotic cars.
18:33Don't mind if we do.
18:35Yes.
18:35But Carmine has some ironclad rules.
18:39Don't touch the cars.
18:41Oh.
18:41Bingo.
18:42Whoa.
18:42Oh, yeah, it's cold out here.
18:44Oh.
18:44Whoa.
18:45Take a bribe, take a bribe, take a bribe.
18:47Take a bribe, take a bribe, take a bribe with me.
18:50Oh.
18:52Oh, damn.
18:53Well, it is time to pick up our queens the way they should be.
18:58Take a bribe, take a bribe, take a bribe, take a bribe.
19:01I don't think Carmine's gonna notice a thing.
19:03Nah.
19:04He won't know.
19:04Nah.
19:06He's gonna hear it.
19:07Take a bribe, take a bribe, take a bribe, take a bribe.
19:10Take a bribe, take a bribe, take a bribe.
19:12with me you know what's so crazy is mike actually wants to plan this huge gender reveal oh sam he's
19:18been dying to do this for you guys even justin i was talking to justin he's like why does he
19:22want
19:22to plan the gender reveal like we know the gender and like you guys all know except the boys i
19:27think
19:27the boys are the only ones that don't know he's literally doing it for himself he wants to know
19:31the boys so he's like why even do a gender reveal like that's justin's standpoint it'll give him
19:36something to do mike's literally he came to my house the other day with a whole powerpoint
19:40oh my god i have a proven track record over the past decade of a friend that sets the bar
19:49high
19:49sam tell them after the powerpoint what he said to you oh he was gonna charge me had package fees
19:56now again we have uh finance options oh i'm paying you what no no i'm not no listen let's not
20:02describe
20:02it like that he's charging you like bitch i get that you want to help her do it and like
20:08take over
20:08the whole thing like it's your baby like i get it that's you but to charge her what a little
20:13so i was like dude i need to think about it i'll let you know that's craziness you guys i'm
20:18gonna
20:18read you some of the texts that he oh my god he has done lost his mind have you thought
20:24about it am
20:25i the guy i'm three for three three for three for his own children wait wait i can bench 315
20:31then
20:31break the plates and color can pop why is he doing it justin should be doing is he the daddy
20:35of your child yeah he's like sam can you text me back i want to make sure you're guessing oh
20:40my
20:40psycho block his number oh shocker ew what a wacky oh my god that is cringe he's a creep samantha
20:48block bro he's bored with his life yeah he has great effort yeah like i have to say the heart's
20:53in the
20:53right place exactly he's still i don't know what do you guys think i should do well i mean if
20:57you do what
20:58you want he does do some good gender reveals really freak but that's that's psychopath yeah
21:04i think you should just let him do it even though we all know i mean that's the thing we
21:09already know
21:09and he seems uh very very enthusiastic yeah very very adamant about it but as long as it's non-violent
21:16non-violent yeah let's see what he comes up with
21:20welcome to the real world life it isn't fair welcome to the real world grow yourself a bed
21:26i heard there's a good gym you want to check it out yeah yeah i'll pass by i'll see what
21:34it looks
21:34like do you want an alcohol beverage he actually did pretty good this waste is crazy oh there's zach
21:41we're home he oh he's with chris welcome home hi zach how are you all right hey hey babies come
21:52on in
21:52i'm so excited that zach's here because he's a zillow whore like me welcome to our palace wow and we're
21:59gonna like break down this house this is welcome to the palace this is the living room babe yeah it's
22:04value what we would do to redo it what the here i'll take you on a tour and you know
22:11pretend that
22:12we live here for the weekend and like act like we're ballers i'm gonna show you the important
22:17things like the gym because i know that's all you care about take me to the gym baby wow no
22:21way
22:22this is great do you want to like a tour tour or a quick tour i want what you can
22:26give me if it's a
22:27quickie i'll take it oh my god oh my goodness they're here are they here yeah let's go let me
22:42call
22:42it oh my goodness i like the color what is that can you grab our bags okay oh yep we're
22:51coming look at
22:52the whip man it looks nice our chariot awaits thank you look at our little prince charming thank you
23:01so what's been happening at the house oh man oh man oh man oh man never mind everything was fine
23:08and peaches everything was all good and all of a sudden angelina came she did we need to explain to
23:15the girls you're not walking in to an ordinary house right now this is a delicate situation
23:22we all had a feeling that she was you know preggers and then she walked in and she was like
23:29guys you
23:30know i lost it she had a miscarriage she had a miscarriage oh god i'm a bit shocked i feel
23:38really
23:38sad for angelina the first thing was like who was the baby daddy because we know she was doing the
23:42whole sperm donor thing that she was telling us about and then she was showing us the the sperm
23:46donors and stuff and then she's like no that's where no where she's like i don't want to get into
23:49who it was oh wow knowing how traumatic this is and how hard this is for anybody going through it
23:58i
23:58truly hope that she is just surrounding herself by good people that care about her and love her
24:03to help her through it well i'm kind of glad you guys told us here because i don't really want
24:07to
24:07i feel like that's touchy to like no it's definitely a sensitive subject oh wow yeah she came in and
24:13she had
24:14the courage to to tell us this news and she was vulnerable and we're definitely sad for her that's
24:18what she wanted she wanted to be a mother yeah been quite the two days there
24:25been quite the two days there okay what about the other significant others are they in town they're
24:30on their way okay and me and ronnie share uh an apartment and he's very pleasant to to room with
24:36as compared to past uh years
24:52you used to clog the toilet a lot yeah
24:58oh my god oh my god it looks like a brownie
25:02i know it's like algae
25:05no no now it's totally different he's very polite what's the vibe like with him and sam
25:12it's it's actually oh it's actually been getting better than you know they're that's good
25:18that's great look look at this look at this ronnie and sammy on the same couch together
25:23whoa they're almost like laughing at each other's jokes and yeah oh yeah he's going to the wedding
25:29on his birthday no he's not her wedding is on ron's birthday yeah yeah oh oh no when's your
25:35birthday december 4th when's the wedding december 4th
25:41yeah why not mike's birthday why not my birthday yeah that was funny so who's going to bring
25:46it up because we haven't does she know we don't know i'm not bringing it up
25:56oh there you go oh this is justin i don't know how to open this oh you just had to
26:04push it a
26:05little yeah i didn't know there was a code hi this place is crazy i'm so happy to have justin
26:11here
26:11i'm so happy you're here just because i need to talk about the gender reveal this is the bar
26:16hi nicole oh hi how are you how are you
26:22this is vinnie's mean
26:24den
26:26there's a lot of i can't wow look at this see doesn't this more look like a job
26:31oh this is a club hell yeah yeah so that's why i invited dj scribble
26:36dj scribbles dj scribble he's a well-known dj in our time it's been quite known a couple days
26:43and uh vinnie's the main character 15 years later wow trying yes he just doesn't have it though
26:49ronnie throw those rose petals at my feet
26:55hello what's up you show me the room yeah yeah there's like a little apartment wow this place is
27:01water i know so like not everybody has an apartment in their own bathroom but they did it
27:05because i'm pregnant which is so nice wow this is such a crazy house
27:09yeah this is nice in here i actually did a few cameos in here before when i had some down
27:13time
27:13so mike came to my room earlier and he was like
27:16i have you thought about the gender reveal like and he's been texting me like non-stop like oh my
27:21gosh he just wants to plan this gender reveal this is giving me icky vibe this is giving ditty
27:26the girls were like just let me do it he loves doing this stuff might as well just let him
27:31do it
27:31and think that he's doing a whole gender reveal even though we all know i will be right back my
27:36baby's on my bladder i just saw him the other night i knew it he doesn't know what the gender
27:43is right
27:43no but we do and the girls know that's right the only people that don't know are all the boys
27:47and we just won't tell him so i'm not sure what your thoughts are about the whole thing
27:51just let him do it wait you want him to do it yeah um this right here is my room
27:57yeah just let him do it he'll be happy just as long as he gets to be in charge or
28:01something
28:02yeah i don't know what he's gonna have planned that's so funny at this point i'm just like
28:06such a relief right now that mike will finally leave me alone where is he we'll give him the good
28:11news i don't think we're interested i love that justin's on board with me let's mess with mike
28:17your pitches were not ready oh god we have a wedding what day fourth and ron your birthday's
28:25in december yeah oh no what day december 4th oh what the hell oh really i mean being messy
28:43i'm just making sure you're good i was just checking on you to make sure that you were
28:52good i just want to make sure she's okay but unfortunately she's not giving great
28:56in hindsight do you like talk to that person anymore oh he's he's a clown yeah oh he's a big
29:02clown i think you just need to take a reset a health reset and i think you're going to be
29:08absolutely fine and i think everything happens for a reason and the father of your child wasn't meant
29:14to be either oh no it's just not worth it to talk about that person because he's a real peace
29:21and his wife came at me and she cursed me out wait he's married yeah but that's like
29:26jerry's for your i'm like what am i like what am i doing yeah i am a little flabbergasted what
29:33is
29:33going on it's just sad well tonight should be fun uh everyone's here now okay thanks jenny
29:40yeah come on dude let's go we gotta put you away text me if you need me okay mike hello
29:46yeah
29:46hi guys we had some news to share i guess oh okay before you say anything i wanted to let
29:54you
29:54know that uh i've totally dropped my price down to zero okay oh that is okay because i care a
30:02lot
30:02about you guys so free of charge if you guys decide to take all my services we were we kind
30:08of were on the fence because you pitched it's kind of weak oh my god this is blasphemy
30:15i don't know your pitches were not great yeah i don't know dude like i don't know i don't think
30:22we're interested okay holy oh oh gosh okay yeah
30:29jaws came out oh man i was like you got me again the pitch was fantastic
30:38your boy got the job we can't wait to have a great job
30:41oh my god yes he is so excited there's nobody better for this than you oh my god listen i
30:48am so
30:48excited to be able to share this moment with sam and justin i won't let you guys know i don't
30:53think
30:53you ever doubted me okay but now it's time to get to work so now we just have to come
30:58up with i guess
30:58something or you do yes um homework to do i do uh are you going to be lighting fireworks no
31:05lighting
31:05personally no everyone's always happier with fireworks no okay no bombs um no tigers or lions
31:14are crazy like that i have a guy for that no wild animals nobody getting eaten yeah okay um what
31:22about a plane no jumping out of an airplane nothing poisonous
31:25uh safety first uh safety first okay um you have some work ahead of you yes yeah
31:32maybe boring can help guide you and talk to my beautiful life i trust lauren's vision i'm gonna have to
31:38uh put my head together nothing boring
31:40nothing typical you want something with a little show and go something that's gonna pop a little jazz
31:44okay it's kind of sentimental to everybody yeah so everybody's kind of involved in it too
31:49yeah let's do it tomorrow because everybody's leaving on friday okay listen i want to make this
31:54thing special for you guys there's a lot of pressure okay but once upon a time
31:59it was a lump of coal and that lump of coal was put under tremendous pressure and then it turned
32:05into
32:06the diamond and i would like to be the diamond exactly perfect i'm actually excited now
32:12yes event planner extraordinaire
32:18do you want to go get a snack i'm kind of hungry so i'll be that guy are we going
32:23to sit at the table
32:24these are hot sam do you see that little tiny truck parking front line the last dude i met who
32:28had a big truck like that
32:29had a little wiener like that grab your own plate can the sandwiches look good what's it all
32:34thank you yeah i need to sit here thank you hi how are you my name is combine i'm your
32:40butler we have a butler
32:41yeah hi how are you this is nikki hi how are you yo zach yo i've seen you on the
32:47grand bench in big
32:48dog you're part of 315 club right since since high school oh wait 315 club since high school
32:56zach may have entered into the club a long time ago i don't feel that his membership
33:01is is current on deuce we gotta go i never met anybody i said the same thing when i he
33:07saw me at
33:07the kid's birthday party these guys have been in the 350 club since they were 12 years old
33:12all jokes aside i'm benching more than than some of the guys at the nfl combine right now wow this
33:19whole time i thought that was like such a feat i know you guys are doing this in sixth grade
33:22it's a very
33:24prestigious club it is it is a prestigious number it is you work at anything y'all you'll get it
33:28you
33:29know mike's gonna be 10 years sober 10 years sober this year this year that's a big deal and it's
33:34a
33:34huge deal yeah i'm gonna try to throw like a celebration yeah yeah we gotta point in the year
33:38right yeah i usually start to acknowledge it on december 1st but it's really uh december 24th
33:44wait there's like a lot happening in december yes we have a wedding yeah what day fourth
33:514th december 4th oh no 24 24th is the day yes 21st is me oh calm down that's your birthday
34:00he's 21st
34:01what else christmas oh well the others love christmas don't do it no no jenny's being messy
34:10and ron is your birthday's in december yeah jenny knows when my birthday is
34:19because it's on her calendar on her phone jenny's just being messy what day
34:26december 4th oh real what the hell oh
34:32yeah jenny december 4th you got me to say it you're happy oh really
34:39ron's big 4th oh what the like jenny i love you so much but
34:46bitch you know exactly what you're doing that's weird that's crazy jenny is a
34:51and i love her for it on his birthday
34:57we've been talking about this kind of double booking for a while now oh my god google ronny's birthday ron's
35:05birthday december 4th but jenny's the only one that like has the balls to just say it
35:13what day december 4th oh really she knows what she's doing she's like oh that's interesting ron
35:23when's your birthday does it happen to be the same day as sammy's wedding oh okay
35:32wow why didn't you even bring it up you knew what you were doing when you brought it up right
35:40riveting that's a big deal yeah
35:48and ron your birthday's in december yeah what day december 4th oh really riveting what
35:57this is like record scratch awkward i'm like carmine come save me that's a big deal yeah
36:08i have a feeling they're not going to be celebrating my birthday on the 4th
36:12we have a lot of celebrations a lot in december in december yeah yeah yeah
36:17yeah
36:22when i booked my wedding i wasn't thinking about ron or his birthday
36:30well on that note we're going to the bar
36:34i'm using the restroom if i own it
36:38this is the cringiest moment in the history of this show
36:45i'm confused
36:48what'd you say nothing
36:50oh hi hi hello all right let's go to the bar
36:53i said i want to get a bottle of soda oh uh let me get you what do you need
36:56it's nice in here
36:59yeah
37:01or a savage that was gangster i forgot and then i didn't forget oh my god no one jenny there's
37:07no
37:08way she didn't know and then i tried to look at her face i was like do you think she
37:11knows
37:11nicole texted me she goes you're a bitch for that justin and sam turned red goodbye i was like so
37:18they knew do they know i thought they didn't know i'm wholeheartedly not being malicious right now like
37:23i blanked and i forgot they're on the same day and i blanked and i immediately as i said it
37:28i knew i
37:29up and here we are their faces told me that they know they know they know i could tell i
37:34also didn't
37:34know that it was his big 40s neither did i i didn't know that either that's monumental humongous
37:40i still don't believe it jenny what the
37:45you didn't know like you don't know what my birthday is like you don't text me on my birthday
37:52nine years i'm going home i can't believe you have to go to a wedding on your birthday
38:07so excited for tonight such a big night night for me i mean sam the truth is we actually know
38:12the
38:12gender oh damn don't say anything oh he doesn't know you guys know no my way's returning i'm sorry
38:17hold up all right so we all know the gender right congratulations it's a boy so what we did was
38:23we gave
38:24mike the doctor's results field so he thinks he's doing a gender reveal right now for a female this
38:30is so funny three two one
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