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A Deal With The Hockey Captain
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00:00:13I'm Dora Muller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:18I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Liam, and I crushed since childhood.
00:00:38Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:43Ouch.
00:00:47I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:57You just got putt, Dora?
00:01:03But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could
00:01:08get hurt.
00:01:09It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:20Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
00:01:23We love you so much.
00:01:25I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:35Get with Leo.
00:01:37Lose my big card.
00:01:43You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:47Idiot.
00:01:48I could die a virgin.
00:01:49No.
00:01:51If you want it, you're gonna have to make it happen.
00:01:55Dora Muller, just tell Leo how you feel.
00:02:00Stop being such a pussy and go for it!
00:02:16Dora.
00:02:19Can it wait?
00:02:20I'm just a little busy.
00:02:23You know, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:26I think we would make a great team.
00:02:28I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next
00:02:32month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:41Oh my god!
00:02:42What did she just say?
00:02:43She's a virgin.
00:02:44L-M-A-O.
00:02:49Oh sweet, a pleading little virgin.
00:02:53Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:02:57What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:03:04Pretty.
00:03:05Hey.
00:03:06I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
00:03:09It's funny.
00:03:10Something in the toilet made me think of you, and then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:14I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:18Wait.
00:03:20I totally can.
00:03:23But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:26Aww.
00:03:29Don't have a mustache.
00:03:33I'll just...
00:03:34I'll leave you guys.
00:03:36Go.
00:03:36And this...
00:03:39It's interesting.
00:03:44Women have a choice for her.
00:03:47They can be appealing.
00:03:48Or they can be you.
00:03:52I like this cardigan.
00:03:55So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
00:04:01Leo's hot.
00:04:02You're not.
00:04:04Leo's rich.
00:04:05Poor.
00:04:06We're in, you're out.
00:04:07Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:12Maybe.
00:04:13Near your place, nerd.
00:04:15In the library, breaking your nose with the other mountains.
00:04:25You could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:04:45What the hell?
00:04:46I'm not expecting money from anyone.
00:04:48Especially this much.
00:05:09Um, did you tell just what?
00:05:14Why?
00:05:15I want to sneak a peek.
00:05:19Oh, come on.
00:05:20It's not that bad.
00:05:22I just told Cleveland that I was in love with them, but Mindy was there.
00:05:24So now the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin.
00:05:27Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
00:05:31Come on, I know you're in there, virgin.
00:05:33I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
00:05:47Oh, Troy.
00:05:51No virgins here.
00:05:53You already knew that, right?
00:05:54Okay.
00:05:55Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
00:06:07Oh.
00:06:09Not so fast.
00:06:10Not so fast.
00:06:10Or they ignore.
00:06:11I saved you.
00:06:13Any moment.
00:06:15Big time.
00:06:19No way.
00:06:21Guys like you only want one thing.
00:06:23Such as?
00:06:24Help passing math.
00:06:27Listen.
00:06:28I've got a really weird tech situation and I know you're good with that kind of stuff,
00:06:32but it's gotta be kept real secret.
00:06:33If you got a virus from a corn site, that's your own problem.
00:06:37No.
00:06:37No.
00:06:37Some stranger's putting money into my account and I'm worried they're setting me up to make
00:06:41it look like I'm throwing games.
00:06:43match mixing?
00:06:45That also sounds super dodgy.
00:06:47I'm not touching it.
00:06:48Wait.
00:06:49Well.
00:06:51What if we did a deal?
00:06:53You help me and I help you get Leo.
00:06:57And boom!
00:06:58Swing over fifth base in no time.
00:07:01It's a sexual reference for you once I have sex with Leo.
00:07:07It's not just sex.
00:07:10I love Leo.
00:07:12I've been waiting for him.
00:07:14So do we have a deal?
00:07:16Okay.
00:07:17But I need to clear something up.
00:07:19Fifth base?
00:07:20I thought it was fourth.
00:07:23You got some work to do.
00:07:25You think I'm a joke?
00:07:27It's called teasing to her.
00:07:30Do you want Leo or not?
00:07:34So, you teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things?
00:07:41Do you want me to teach you how to kiss, Dora?
00:07:54I just want to know what Leo will expect.
00:07:58I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
00:08:03Alright.
00:08:05Maybe we should tackle it in order.
00:08:08List it for me.
00:08:09Flirting fashion technique.
00:08:11Okay, so you spent some time thinking about this.
00:08:14Alright.
00:08:15Flirting skills first and then boom.
00:08:17Fifth base.
00:08:18Sounds good.
00:08:19Just, uh, don't forget about fashion.
00:08:21And we need a deadline.
00:08:22How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team?
00:08:25You can make your big move there.
00:08:26It's only two weeks away.
00:08:28Calm down.
00:08:29You're not that hopeless.
00:08:30We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
00:08:33Okay.
00:08:34Sounds good.
00:08:37My whole life is going to change.
00:08:39Go team.
00:08:41Oh, it's our key.
00:08:43Go team.
00:08:50Dora, just the person I wanted to see.
00:08:52Oh, shit.
00:08:54I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
00:08:58You did?
00:08:59Yeah.
00:09:01I was just feeling really insecure because I really like Leo.
00:09:07But I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:09:09Yeah.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Thanks.
00:09:14Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
00:09:16You should totally come.
00:09:18All of us lost our V cards at cake parties, didn't we girls?
00:09:23Totally.
00:09:43What the hell, Dora?
00:09:43Do you even live here?
00:09:45It's so friggin' neat.
00:09:46I like things organized.
00:09:50What are you doing?
00:09:52Checking to see if your underwear's color-coded.
00:09:54You're probably a mad solution of the week on it.
00:10:00My underwear is none of your business.
00:10:03I mean, it kind of is.
00:10:07If you want my help landing Leo.
00:10:10Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:10:30Just putting it to me.
00:10:33You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
00:10:38I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
00:10:47They're just eyes.
00:10:49I have two of them.
00:10:50Like everyone else.
00:10:52Come on, Dora.
00:10:53I was flirting with you.
00:10:55See, this is why I need help.
00:11:00Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
00:11:02Just be open to signals.
00:11:05Don't be Dora the ignorer.
00:11:08Can I bore you?
00:11:10Why would you care?
00:11:19Because you have such beautiful eyes.
00:11:27You're flirting again?
00:11:30Yeah.
00:11:31You're supposed to say something flirty back.
00:11:34Something flirty back.
00:11:39I know.
00:11:39I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
00:11:42What do you think?
00:11:43Yeah.
00:11:44Why not?
00:11:46But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
00:11:49Don't expect miracles.
00:11:50We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
00:12:04All right.
00:12:06I'll grab us a drink.
00:12:07Just try to be cool.
00:12:11Dude, when am I not cool?
00:12:17Oh, my God.
00:12:18There's Leo.
00:12:20You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
00:12:23Yeah.
00:12:24Good luck.
00:12:27Hi.
00:12:28She got her.
00:12:29I got her.
00:12:34Hey.
00:12:39Hey.
00:12:41Don't you stare at me from over there.
00:12:42Hey.
00:12:43Hey.
00:12:49Hey.
00:13:07Hey.
00:13:08I don't mean to interrupt.
00:13:10School.
00:13:12Cool.
00:13:15Sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
00:13:19You don't gotta say it.
00:13:20It's cool.
00:13:21Okay.
00:13:23Uh.
00:13:26Yes, she does.
00:13:27Doesn't she, girls?
00:13:30Whatever it is.
00:13:32And I think it is her vagina.
00:13:35It's like a vagina, only drier.
00:13:38We call it Adora.
00:13:44What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:13:49We're doing nothing.
00:13:51She needs you because you're nothing.
00:13:56Oh.
00:13:57I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
00:14:00She buys it in venti-sized tubes.
00:14:03How cute.
00:14:04But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Tranta, right?
00:14:09That's the loudest one.
00:14:13Don't you dare laugh.
00:14:15Well, it's about me all of a sudden.
00:14:19What do you see in her?
00:14:27Dora the Boarer.
00:14:29What does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:14:36She's great.
00:14:37It's as simple as that, Mindy.
00:14:41Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy
00:14:46virgin?
00:14:48Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:14:52I think it's kinda sweet.
00:14:59This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
00:15:03Oh.
00:15:04Get ready for the plan I have specifically for you in five minutes.
00:15:19What?
00:15:21Come on.
00:15:22I'll tell you something about it.
00:15:29Wait here.
00:15:30I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
00:15:40Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:15:42I think we'd make a great team.
00:15:44I've been saving myself for you and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my
00:15:4818th birthday next month.
00:15:51Oh, that's a real kick in the lady nuts.
00:15:55Could you be any more desperate?
00:15:58I don't know.
00:16:00Can you do it?
00:16:02Ready?
00:16:03Okay.
00:16:04Take my virginity.
00:16:06Take my virginity.
00:16:27Please stop.
00:16:33Please let me go.
00:16:35Please let me go.
00:16:36Please, let me go.
00:16:50Please let me go.
00:16:52That's it.
00:16:57You're all right.
00:17:03Hopefully it doesn't see me like this
00:17:07Please
00:17:08Please let me go
00:17:10Mom, honey, you wanna go?
00:17:13Please
00:17:14You can go
00:17:15We just wanna hear you say it
00:17:18One more time
00:17:19Say, take lebrigenity
00:17:24Say it
00:17:25Say it, say it
00:17:27Say it, say it
00:17:29Say it
00:17:32That's enough
00:17:38That's enough
00:17:46And you wonder why guys keep leaving you
00:17:51I don't care what anyone says
00:17:53When someone starts shit with me
00:17:55I always finish it
00:17:57You're wrong
00:18:00I'll finish it
00:18:20I'll get you, Tisha
00:18:23I...
00:18:29Sorry
00:18:30I thought you should be a crier
00:18:33You can't let me get it to you
00:18:35Okay, you need to fight back
00:18:37Like with a shark
00:18:38You just need to punch her in the nose
00:18:43Why do you care if she believes me?
00:18:47You remind me of my little sister
00:18:50Is she a pitiful virgin loser, too?
00:18:55I mean, she's eight
00:18:56I really hope so
00:18:59It reminds you of an eight-year-old?
00:19:01No
00:19:05Stop crying
00:19:08So I'm gonna be okay
00:19:10Yeah
00:19:12It's easy for you to say
00:19:15Captain of the hockey team
00:19:17Everyone loves you
00:19:20And I'm just
00:19:23Dora
00:19:28I really think you're pretty great
00:19:32And that should count for something
00:19:34Since I'm apparently so amazing
00:19:42I thought you just
00:19:43Said that at the party
00:19:44To mess with Mindy
00:19:48I say
00:19:52Because I meant it
00:19:53Because I meant it
00:20:01Into you
00:20:03The worst part is
00:20:06I didn't even get a chance
00:20:07To talk to Leo
00:20:11You know there's a chance
00:20:12That Leo might not be into you
00:20:14No matter what you do
00:20:15I just have to change
00:20:16The way that he sees me
00:20:18I just need you
00:20:19To get me a clear shot at the goal
00:20:26Okay
00:20:28We'll make it happen
00:20:28If that's what you really
00:20:29Want
00:20:35Let's do another flirty lesson
00:20:37Now?
00:20:39It's not like we have another party
00:20:40To get to
00:20:42All right, Tate
00:20:51Let's pretend like we're on a date
00:20:53Okay?
00:20:55Show me some pointers
00:20:58Okay
00:20:58So
00:21:00Flirting
00:21:02You want to make
00:21:03Lots of eye contact
00:21:06And if you can
00:21:08Touch them
00:21:11At one
00:21:15I thought it was right
00:21:18Everything that I
00:21:20Had inside my mind
00:21:22Yeah, it felt so good
00:21:25Walking next to you
00:21:27You said you liked me too
00:21:29Sometimes
00:21:30I don't know
00:21:33I don't see a lot of you like me
00:21:35I don't know
00:21:36I'm just a space
00:21:36But it feels real
00:21:37But we're nothing
00:21:40You should
00:21:40And you should
00:21:41Laugh at Leo's jokes
00:21:43If he makes any
00:21:44Which he probably won't
00:21:46And then you should
00:21:47Find something special about him
00:21:49To compliment
00:21:50If you think that he feels
00:21:52Whoooo Is it
00:21:59Kind of
00:21:59Very good
00:22:00I Don't
00:22:00When this is
00:22:01Heart
00:22:02I gotta
00:22:05Let me
00:22:13relief The demon
00:22:20This is해주
00:22:22I thought, this shit actually works.
00:22:33Congratulations, you just passed Flirting 101.
00:22:36You're better at this than you thought.
00:22:37I know.
00:22:38Who knew I had it in me?
00:22:41Just curious.
00:22:42Why did you say that stuff about me?
00:22:46You told me to find something special about the person I was flirting with?
00:22:50And you went with, I smell nice?
00:22:54What's wrong with that?
00:22:57How do you want to smell?
00:22:58A pair of sweaty old socks?
00:23:01Hockey players are tough, okay?
00:23:02We don't smell nice.
00:23:05Hey.
00:23:07Relax.
00:23:08You are still a beast on the ice.
00:23:12I will let your secret get out.
00:23:16Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
00:23:19I like it.
00:23:21Thanks.
00:23:23Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:27Like I asked?
00:23:27Yeah, it's around here somewhere.
00:23:30Okay.
00:23:48Dora's helping Troy check the money?
00:23:50If she works out I sent it, they'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:23:54She's gonna fuck everything up!
00:23:58You got to do the shots.
00:24:00Ever cut, so...
00:24:01I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:24:08What's up with you and Dora?
00:24:12What's it to you?
00:24:13She's an old friend.
00:24:14Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
00:24:17Yeah?
00:24:18Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
00:24:21Of Dora?
00:24:23Hardly.
00:24:24She's like our team mascot.
00:24:26Perfect.
00:24:28Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
00:24:39I wonder if Troy will like this.
00:24:43I don't care what Troy thinks.
00:24:44This is about Leo, stupid.
00:24:53Going somewhere, geek girl?
00:24:59I've got a date with Troy.
00:25:08Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:25:12Where are you going?
00:25:13The library?
00:25:18I obviously did something to offend you.
00:25:20Everything about you offends me, geek.
00:25:23The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
00:25:29I mean, do you have any self-respect?
00:25:34Can I go?
00:25:36Well, not until I help you out a little.
00:25:38I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all around.
00:25:43And these have definitely got to go.
00:25:50And this hurt again?
00:25:52So gross.
00:25:54Stop!
00:25:55And you've got to bait the hook with nothing.
00:26:08You've got to fight back.
00:26:09Like with a shark.
00:26:10You've got to punch her in the nose.
00:26:12You've got to punch her in the nose.
00:26:33Sorry, I'm late.
00:26:34Yeah, you should be.
00:26:35It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
00:26:39I know.
00:26:40Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is...
00:26:45Innovative sexual intimacy?
00:26:50It's the vibe.
00:26:53But like...
00:26:54Like one T or two T's.
00:26:58Two T's.
00:27:01Yeah.
00:27:04Let me just stick to work base then.
00:27:12There's a braby little bitch that...
00:27:14That's her arrest.
00:27:16You're on the stalking.
00:27:17Are you Nora Miller?
00:27:19Nora Miller, you're under arrest for aggravated assault.
00:27:26Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:27:27Hang on a second.
00:27:28Can we just talk about this?
00:27:30This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
00:27:33No.
00:27:33No, she's the one who assaulted me.
00:27:35They opened my shirt to pictures.
00:27:40I've seen you at the rink, yeah?
00:27:42Yeah.
00:27:42I don't miss a game.
00:27:43You guys are crushing it this year.
00:27:44Let's go, thanks.
00:27:45Yeah, but you see, Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
00:27:47She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
00:27:50Yeah?
00:27:51No.
00:27:52This is bullshit.
00:27:53This is not happening.
00:27:55Oh, really?
00:27:56Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear?
00:28:04That's what I thought.
00:28:06Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:28:11Nice to meet you.
00:28:12Nice to meet you, too.
00:28:13See you in the next game?
00:28:14You will.
00:28:15Go team.
00:28:22Lay hands on Dora again and you'll be dealing with me.
00:28:25Got it?
00:28:27Got it.
00:28:38You feel like I recognized him from the rink.
00:28:40No, no, I've never seen him before in my life.
00:28:43That was bullshit.
00:28:44It worked, didn't it?
00:28:46Unbelievable.
00:28:48You know what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face.
00:28:51I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
00:28:53I don't know what happened, okay?
00:28:55Just one moment she was monitoring me and then the next my fist was just in her face.
00:29:00Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
00:29:23You're calling the cops.
00:29:25Or you can stay with me tonight.
00:29:34I'll change my sheets and you're going to sleep in my bed tonight.
00:29:39I'll take the floor.
00:29:46I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
00:29:49He feels so good.
00:29:50Oh, no.
00:29:51Am I hot for Troy?
00:29:53Okay.
00:30:00Do you have something I could change into?
00:30:02Yeah, of course.
00:30:13Oh!
00:30:21So sorry, I did not realize.
00:30:24Relax, Dora.
00:30:26You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a freaking game.
00:30:29Yeah, but that's...
00:30:30That's different.
00:30:32You can look now.
00:30:34You're still shirtless.
00:30:36That's how I sleep.
00:30:37But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
00:30:40Dream on.
00:30:47It's a faithless road I'm on.
00:30:51Thanks.
00:30:51I need you, baby.
00:30:56Cause it's been darkness all along.
00:31:00I need you, baby.
00:31:05I need you, baby.
00:31:18You can't, uh, share the bed if you want.
00:31:26I trust you.
00:31:28A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:31:30I need you.
00:31:31You're okay, too.
00:31:32You're a gentleman.
00:31:34Hey, you're going to ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff.
00:31:36It's a faithless road I'm on.
00:31:39Are you sure?
00:31:40I need you, baby.
00:31:41We can put a pillow in between us.
00:31:44It's a faithless road I'm on.
00:31:46We might need a thicker child.
00:31:49I need you, baby.
00:31:53Cause it's been darkness all along.
00:31:58I need you, baby.
00:32:16What happened to the pillow?
00:32:18Someone threw it on the floor.
00:32:20It wasn't me.
00:32:22Why would I do that?
00:32:24I don't know.
00:32:26Maybe cause you wanted me to do this.
00:32:27Wake me up when it's sin all over.
00:32:34Take my heart, whip over your head.
00:32:39I've been spending all my days just trying to find a way.
00:32:52You know, Leah's the one I want.
00:32:55You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
00:32:59I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
00:33:01Right.
00:33:02Yeah.
00:33:03Sorry for freaking out.
00:33:05I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion since the dance is tomorrow night.
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:13I actually need to call my cousin about that.
00:33:15Yeah.
00:33:16Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:22I have an American history exam I gotta get to, so I'm gonna go.
00:33:32Hey, what's up?
00:33:34What's up?
00:33:34What's up, dude?
00:33:36So, it's your Dora punched Mindy.
00:33:39It's an hinged man.
00:33:40Trust me, dude.
00:33:43Mindy deserved it.
00:33:45You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
00:33:49Why are you so down on Dora?
00:33:51Isn't she your friend?
00:33:53Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up, and you need to
00:33:57be more focused.
00:33:59I'm focused.
00:34:00Okay, don't worry about me.
00:34:01It doesn't look it.
00:34:02When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro-scouts coming, you're running around with Dora all the time.
00:34:12Leo!
00:34:13Hey!
00:34:15I'm gonna wash this.
00:34:17Get it back to you.
00:34:20Mindy trashed Dora's room so she stayed here last night.
00:34:24Wow.
00:34:26Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:34:29Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:34:40Stop it, stop!
00:34:42Hey, look.
00:34:43Troy and sister friends.
00:34:47It's nice to know what you really think of me.
00:34:49I'm just looking out for you.
00:34:50Troy's the biggest player on campus, and you're a virgin.
00:34:54I just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:34:56Thanks, man.
00:34:59Hey.
00:35:01There's nothing happening between us.
00:35:04Don't say that more than you.
00:35:06Thanks, buddy.
00:35:07Great chat.
00:35:09Go team.
00:35:17Excuse me.
00:35:22The boss wants an update.
00:35:27Hey, Big Mike.
00:35:29How's it hanging?
00:35:31Right.
00:35:33An update.
00:35:35So, everything's set to where we lose the big match.
00:35:37It's got...
00:35:38Troy's trying to figure where the money comes from.
00:35:44Then you better make sure.
00:35:45That's the stuff happening.
00:35:55Hey.
00:35:56Just about to call you.
00:35:57So, I tracked the money to an offshore account,
00:35:59and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:36:00You got a name yet?
00:36:01Not yet.
00:36:02But I will.
00:36:04How'd your exam go?
00:36:06Aced it.
00:36:07As usual.
00:36:09Nerd.
00:36:11That's good.
00:36:12Now you can focus on this.
00:36:17Renato and Lydia.
00:36:18My cousins.
00:36:20They're going to do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
00:36:26Hi.
00:36:27You ready for this?
00:36:29I think so.
00:36:31She's ready.
00:36:33Then buckle up, girl.
00:36:34We're about to rock your world.
00:36:41I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here, but...
00:36:43The car will pick you up at six.
00:36:46Be ready.
00:36:47You got me a car?
00:36:48I got to make an entrance.
00:36:52Come on.
00:36:54Thanks.
00:36:57We don't want to get ahead of us.
00:37:00This is my favorite part.
00:37:01Oh, no.
00:37:03Burn.
00:37:05Trash.
00:37:05Honey, is this from middle school?
00:37:07I think that's it.
00:37:08We're not going to do that again.
00:37:09The 2014 Gap sweater.
00:37:12Going.
00:37:19Cinderella's ready for the ball.
00:37:20I did it again.
00:37:22We did it.
00:37:23Oh.
00:37:23We.
00:37:35What if everyone laughs at me?
00:37:36What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:37:39Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:37:46Damn.
00:37:47Who's this hot party?
00:37:49I want to push all the limits with you right now.
00:37:55Oh, my God.
00:37:56Is that virgin Dora?
00:37:57Is he?
00:38:14I can't this for you.
00:38:15Sir.
00:38:19Don't I gather to try hard?
00:38:22You look beautiful.
00:38:24Wonder what Leah is thinking.
00:38:26Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is thinking.
00:38:29Who's that incredibly hot chick?
00:38:38Could this get any solder?
00:38:40I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:38:44She looks amazing.
00:38:49That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:38:53May I have this dance?
00:38:56Sorry you don't dance for your feet.
00:38:58I can handle it.
00:39:00Follow my lead.
00:39:01We got you.
00:39:05He's so strong.
00:39:07I feel so safe in his arms.
00:39:09And he really does smell good.
00:39:14What am I doing?
00:39:15It's supposed to be here for Leo.
00:39:17I can't fall for Troy.
00:39:20Never leave.
00:39:29You can't seriously want that.
00:39:32You can put lipstick on a pig.
00:39:34But it's still a pig.
00:39:36Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:39:39Shut up, Mindy.
00:39:43Can I cut in?
00:39:45Yeah.
00:39:46Yeah.
00:39:47Yeah.
00:39:48Yeah.
00:39:51Don't be a dick.
00:39:55I can't believe you've been hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.
00:39:58It's just me.
00:40:00And then he felt a makeup and hairspray.
00:40:02Still the same old Dora.
00:40:04Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:40:07I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:40:09I didn't realize you liked him to know that with me.
00:40:11Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much,
00:40:13it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:40:16Really?
00:40:20Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:24Just go grab a burger or something.
00:40:27No.
00:40:28Like a proper dinner.
00:40:30Like a date.
00:40:35He's never going to appreciate her the way I do.
00:40:37This is fucking killing me.
00:40:39I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this.
00:40:42Leo is the one I want.
00:40:46Leo just asked the nerd on a date.
00:40:49How do you do?
00:40:50I can't read lips.
00:40:54I'd love to go on a date with Leo.
00:40:56Or something sexy, because we're going fancy.
00:40:59Cool.
00:41:00Yeah, I'll try.
00:41:02You know she's got Leo and Troy after her?
00:41:05What is this, opposites day?
00:41:07What is going on?
00:41:08Gilly-gilly pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:41:10She's hotter than Dora.
00:41:12Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.
00:41:18These could work.
00:41:19All you need is ten seconds.
00:41:26Perfect.
00:41:28And I won't ask you why you're carrying loxatives around.
00:41:37I'm going to use the restroom?
00:41:39Yeah.
00:41:39Good.
00:41:40Cool.
00:41:41Cool.
00:41:4710 seconds after drinking this spiked drink, Dora the Boarer is getting to know she's messed
00:41:52with the wrong person.
00:41:55Dora!
00:41:56Hi!
00:41:57Have you tried this drink?
00:41:58It's so good.
00:42:01That's okay, Mindy.
00:42:02Good.
00:42:04Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:42:06Don't you want to be my friend?
00:42:19Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:42:32How'd you know I was thirsty?
00:42:33Thanks, Mindy.
00:42:35Actually, that drink is for me.
00:42:38I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:42:43Cheers.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:55Everyone!
00:42:57Did I have your attention over here, please?
00:42:58Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:43:04Dora the Boarer is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:43:09Not with her mouth, but with her...
00:43:12Well, six.
00:43:13You'll see soon.
00:43:14Four.
00:43:14Come on, a little closer.
00:43:16Trust me, you will not regret what you're about to witness.
00:43:19Three.
00:43:19Two.
00:43:20One.
00:43:27Oh, no.
00:43:28Oh, no, no, no.
00:43:29This is not happening.
00:43:37Dora, don't touch me.
00:43:40What's going on?
00:43:44This is just a dream.
00:43:46Wake up.
00:43:49Oh, my God!
00:43:52Yo, Mindy just shit her pants!
00:43:54Oh, my God.
00:43:56Oh, my God.
00:43:57Oh, my God.
00:44:00What did I have falling?
00:44:02That's right.
00:44:04On your knees.
00:44:05Shut up!
00:44:07Put that down.
00:44:09Stop filming me!
00:44:13Oh, my God.
00:44:16Oh, my God.
00:44:17Thank you for saving me.
00:44:20How do you know she's going to do that?
00:44:22I was watching her.
00:44:24I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:44:28How do things go, Leo?
00:44:30Great.
00:44:31We're going on a date.
00:44:33It's all thanks to you.
00:44:41Thanks, guys.
00:44:42I appreciate you.
00:44:43I'll pay you back, ASAP.
00:44:45Yeah.
00:44:47Oh, thanks, man.
00:44:50And that Dora, you know, is at a party.
00:44:53Yeah, bullshit.
00:44:54And don't send her any dick pics.
00:44:56Too late.
00:44:57But hey, she sent her first.
00:45:01Look, I know you got a crush on her, but I saw her first, right?
00:45:04Dude, she's not a piece of property.
00:45:08She's a good person.
00:45:11Yeah, she's special.
00:45:13Yeah.
00:45:14So don't jerk her around.
00:45:16Look, dude.
00:45:17Don't tell me how to live my life, all right?
00:45:19Head's in the game.
00:45:20This is it.
00:45:21Talent scouts.
00:45:23Contracts.
00:45:23Big money.
00:45:24Big future.
00:45:30I gotta go.
00:45:37Mr. Constantine.
00:45:39You said you'd fix this by today.
00:45:42Yeah.
00:45:44Hey, I am.
00:45:45I'm fixing it.
00:45:46You're getting me seen here.
00:45:50Hey, what the fuck?
00:45:51Relax.
00:45:53You'll still be able to play.
00:46:07Next time, you won't be able to play.
00:46:09And after that, game over.
00:46:25Hey, right on time.
00:46:27So, should I go for more of a smoky eye or, like, a peach blossom?
00:46:32I know.
00:46:33Who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
00:46:35What?
00:46:36I'm just joking.
00:46:38No, but I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.
00:46:45Yeah.
00:46:49We're a big date with him.
00:46:51I don't know all that much, to be honest.
00:46:54Come on.
00:46:55You're the expert.
00:46:56You tell me.
00:46:57Just wing it, Dora.
00:46:58Okay?
00:46:58Everybody just wings it.
00:47:00What's wrong with you?
00:47:01Wait, come on.
00:47:02I've got a buddy who's going to hack the bank for you.
00:47:04All right, so come on.
00:47:05Pay up.
00:47:06Wait, really?
00:47:07When am I going to know who's dumping all the money on me?
00:47:09Soon.
00:47:11If you keep your father's sense.
00:47:13All right.
00:47:14Okay, fine.
00:47:15What do you need to know?
00:47:15Apart from the whole K-hole eyes thing or whatever.
00:47:20Well, which underwear?
00:47:22Black or what?
00:47:24The black ones are a little bit see-through.
00:47:26See?
00:47:26Yeah, I can see.
00:47:27You don't need to hand them to me.
00:47:28And you're handing them to me.
00:47:30Oh, shit.
00:47:30I'm getting hard.
00:47:31Dude, not in front of her.
00:47:32Fuck.
00:47:34Um, yeah, these feel too soft.
00:47:37You might not want to take them off.
00:47:39So, the other ones?
00:47:40Yeah.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:44Up until this point, my life has been a sex-negative kiss-negative, too.
00:47:49Actually, I've never kissed anyone.
00:47:51So, could you show me?
00:48:02All right.
00:48:04You asked for it.
00:48:09If I wanted to kiss you,
00:48:12the first thing I'd do is get you close.
00:48:15Maybe offer you my jacket.
00:48:20And then use that as an excuse to keep you close.
00:48:25And I'd look into your eyes.
00:48:38That way you'd be ready for my kiss.
00:48:40Baby, don't you, baby, don't you wait on me.
00:48:48Baby, don't you wait on me.
00:48:55That's what the tongue does.
00:48:59Gross.
00:49:00I don't know.
00:49:05Step by step
00:49:07Look down
00:49:11Let me join
00:49:14Look down
00:49:25Why'd you stop?
00:49:27Is that being rude?
00:49:30No.
00:49:36Sorry.
00:49:38Wait.
00:49:39Did I do something wrong?
00:49:41Please, tell me.
00:49:44Because you love Leo.
00:49:45Not me.
00:49:51You're cool.
00:49:52Okay, there's nothing else I can really tell you.
00:49:55That's like the launch pad right there.
00:49:59I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird.
00:50:03Sorry.
00:50:05I don't know if that sounds meaty.
00:50:06I just feel exposed.
00:50:09I don't know if that's what I'm gonna do.
00:50:11I don't know if that's what I'm gonna do.
00:50:12Sorry?
00:50:14You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care.
00:50:17And everyone else is a player.
00:50:19They're the ones who are shit.
00:50:20Not you.
00:50:21I'm sorry, Dora.
00:50:23I got stuff to do.
00:50:27Tell me.
00:50:28Why him?
00:50:29Why Leo?
00:50:31Really?
00:50:32I thought you were friends.
00:50:34Yeah, we're good on the ice together.
00:50:35But he's only ever treated you like a gopher.
00:50:40I don't know.
00:50:41I mean, growing up, he always just said to get married.
00:50:44His mom left him and his brothers and...
00:50:48I just kind of wanted to save him.
00:50:51So, I guess that kind of mixed in with crushing on him for ten years.
00:50:57So, you know him better than I do, right?
00:51:00And you're just gonna hand him your V-card.
00:51:04You lose how I imagine my future.
00:51:08Why?
00:51:10Who did you lose it to?
00:51:11Some good looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
00:51:13Yeah.
00:51:13Hot bitchy chicks.
00:51:15Okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them.
00:51:16Okay, I wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy with a complete dickhead.
00:51:20What?
00:51:22Hey, you don't get to judge me.
00:51:38Hey, Troy.
00:51:40Is this okay?
00:51:44I hear my point of his phone.
00:51:48He doesn't care what I look like.
00:51:49This is all for Leo.
00:51:50It was a game without a winner.
00:51:55Seriously, who cares?
00:51:56She'll work it out.
00:51:57He'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on.
00:51:59Lesson learned.
00:52:03Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him.
00:52:05That narcissist would just hurt her.
00:52:07Love just makes me angelic.
00:52:18How's your hand?
00:52:20I just heard a punch in the bag.
00:52:21It's alright though, I'm good.
00:52:22Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation.
00:52:25Mm-hmm.
00:52:25Seen me play?
00:52:26I have.
00:52:28You know, that's what I like about you.
00:52:30What did you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:52:33How was I?
00:52:33I mean, it was great.
00:52:35You know, honestly, I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year.
00:52:39Right, and next year's gonna be even bigger for me.
00:52:41You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already.
00:52:43Everybody's gonna be like,
00:52:45Leo, Leo.
00:52:46Yeah, I'm really excited.
00:52:48Why did I upset Troy?
00:52:50He's been so nice.
00:52:52He's just asking me a question.
00:52:54He's the one guy who gets my jokes.
00:52:57I mean, they should make a wine after me.
00:53:00The Leo Constantine.
00:53:01Oh.
00:53:02Leo's still talking about himself.
00:53:05Everything's great.
00:53:07And that's why we should fuck.
00:53:09What?
00:53:12Yeah, there's something I should tell you about us.
00:53:20You were right.
00:53:21I know.
00:53:22So, your room or mine?
00:53:24No.
00:53:25We're better off as friends.
00:53:29Hmm.
00:53:31No, we should fuck.
00:53:34Look, I actually think I have feelings for someone else.
00:53:39Let me guess.
00:53:40Troy?
00:53:41I haven't really talked with the other person yet, so I can't really say.
00:53:44It's cool.
00:53:45I know it's Troy.
00:53:47Dora.
00:53:51I'm really attracted to you.
00:53:52And I don't know if you remember, but as kids we used to joke around about getting married.
00:53:58It just feels like there's something, you know, between you and I.
00:54:03Why'd you just walk away with the hockey puck at me and face?
00:54:17Did I?
00:54:18Yeah.
00:54:18I mean, maybe it's just because of the way we, you know, grew up.
00:54:22You're one of us.
00:54:22Like one of the boys, you know, and...
00:54:25I don't know.
00:54:25It just felt like that made something special between us, right?
00:54:34Oh, this isn't gonna work.
00:54:37Tora.
00:54:39I'm the hottest guy on the team.
00:54:42I'm really flattered.
00:54:43I am.
00:54:44You are the hottest.
00:54:46But...
00:54:46Maybe I'll find someone else.
00:54:49This is gonna leave a scar.
00:54:53Don't even leave a bruise.
00:54:58No.
00:55:14Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
00:55:17Who?
00:55:18Really?
00:55:20Borer?
00:55:21Dora the Borer?
00:55:23She's on a date.
00:55:25With Leo.
00:55:27No way.
00:55:32Actually, I don't care.
00:55:33We're not exclusive.
00:55:36What about you?
00:55:37Are you upset that she's with him?
00:55:39Are you jealous?
00:55:42She's free to make her own choices.
00:55:45Well, I'm sorry if she hurt you.
00:55:48I am.
00:55:53Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
00:55:58Wow.
00:56:01Is that a bike seat in your speed now?
00:56:03Or are you just looking for a ride?
00:56:08You know, we could go for a ride now if you want.
00:56:13You know, for...
00:56:15Old time's sake.
00:56:17No thanks.
00:56:19But I...
00:56:22Maybe he'll be worrying to you.
00:56:27What that means to you?
00:57:06Oh yeah, let's definitely leave a bruise.
00:57:21You're going in the penalty box.
00:57:26It's not too late, Dickhead.
00:57:34You okay?
00:57:41You okay?
00:57:42Shit, run.
00:57:44Go, go, go, go, go!
00:57:45Keep going, help me!
00:57:57Oh my God.
00:57:59You okay?
00:58:01Yeah, that guy was trying to kill me.
00:58:02Why?
00:58:09You okay?
00:58:10You hurt?
00:58:10Fine, I'm fine.
00:58:11Oh, you're hurt.
00:58:13Did you stab him?
00:58:14Take off your shirt.
00:58:24You must have got a cut from the guy's ring.
00:58:26Uh, first aid.
00:58:29It's under the table.
00:58:29Okay.
00:58:31It's...
00:58:32Yes!
00:58:33Sorry.
00:58:44I'm so lucky you were there.
00:58:48Why were you there?
00:58:52I was just going to hit the bars.
00:58:54Why were you in the alley?
00:58:55Where's Leo?
00:58:57I called off my date.
00:59:00I thought he was number one.
00:59:03Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos.
00:59:06Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that.
00:59:13You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.
00:59:15I love you.
00:59:18I love you.
00:59:28Yeah.
00:59:29Troy, I released something important last night.
00:59:32What?
00:59:39Leo is not the one for me.
00:59:40Yeah.
00:59:42Finally.
00:59:43Who is the right person?
00:59:53Stupid.
00:59:55I should have known you don't feel the same way.
00:59:57How do you know I don't?
01:00:00Because you didn't say anything.
01:00:03Because you said all those times that Leo is your future.
01:00:06You love him.
01:00:08I love him.
01:00:11And why did I leave the restaurant?
01:00:18Flat twist.
01:00:23Are you sure?
01:00:25Yes.
01:00:29I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together.
01:00:35Then I saw you holding hands.
01:00:39You went to the restaurant?
01:00:42Yeah.
01:00:43To the ribs.
01:00:49Ooh.
01:00:52Ooh.
01:00:52Ooh.
01:00:52Ooh.
01:00:52Ooh.
01:00:53Ooh.
01:00:53Ooh.
01:00:54Ooh.
01:00:55Ooh.
01:00:56Ooh.
01:00:57Ooh.
01:01:10Ooh.
01:01:11Ooh.
01:01:14Ooh.
01:01:15Ooh.
01:01:16Ooh.
01:01:24Latinos.
01:01:26Ooh,صل.
01:01:59Was it alright?
01:02:01It was amazing.
01:02:04How was it for you?
01:02:06My ribs don't hurt anymore.
01:02:09It was really...
01:02:11Really?
01:02:13The best.
01:02:30Good morning.
01:02:32Good morning.
01:02:34Is it good?
01:02:35Best I've ever slept.
01:02:38Alright, so what do we do, Joe?
01:02:40Do we, uh...
01:02:42Like this ever happened?
01:02:43Do we do it again?
01:02:46What do the experts say?
01:02:49The experts...
01:02:50Eat breakfast.
01:02:53I'll go get changed.
01:02:55Make sure the cafe at 9.30.
01:02:59Okay.
01:03:07See you a little bit.
01:03:28Well, sure, we can do it again.
01:03:36So, like, practice?
01:03:44I can't believe last night really happened.
01:03:47And with the right person.
01:03:53Gora.
01:03:55Gugdy.
01:03:56Look.
01:03:57I know we're never gonna be friends.
01:03:59But I also really don't like when people do shitty things.
01:04:03What are you talking about?
01:04:04I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
01:04:08You may even have a little crush on him.
01:04:10Which is fine.
01:04:13But...
01:04:16But...
01:04:18Haley overheard him hanging out at the gym talking about you.
01:04:21And I know you're not gonna believe me, so I thought it'd be best if you heard it for yourself.
01:04:29In bed, these needy virgins will do anything.
01:04:32She's a bit fat, but, you know, fat brings the flavor, right?
01:04:35And Dora's, like, so grateful.
01:04:38Throw the dog a bone, eh?
01:04:46Maybe they need to cry in peace.
01:04:48Oh, someone should really be with you when you're so upset.
01:04:53Oh, gee.
01:04:56But how do you find the time?
01:04:59Between laughing at how I look and then talking behind my back?
01:05:04Troy would never say that.
01:05:06Leo, right?
01:05:08What, is it AI?
01:05:10No.
01:05:11It's real.
01:05:13And you are the dumbest bitch on this campus if you don't take a warning from someone who is trying
01:05:17to help.
01:05:18You are the crappiest bully if you think I'm gonna believe that.
01:05:22I'm gonna tell you this now, because I don't think you're gonna figure it out yourself.
01:05:26But hurting me is not gonna bring back whoever left you.
01:05:35Please, don't let that tape be real.
01:05:47He's not coming.
01:05:49That tape was real.
01:05:59Come here, you piece of shit!
01:06:03Yell all you want, Mr. Ace.
01:06:07No one will ever find you.
01:06:14Who are you?
01:06:18What do you want?
01:06:20Shut up and listen.
01:06:22We're gonna play carrot.
01:06:24Then stick.
01:06:25But carrot is, you're gonna be a TV star.
01:06:29Take this bag off my head.
01:06:31Now, there's a bunch of money in your accounts.
01:06:33You took that money to throw the game.
01:06:36You're bookies?
01:06:38Is that all this is?
01:06:40You're gonna say, on camera, that you made a big mistake.
01:06:46You have a gambling problem.
01:06:48But you're seeking help.
01:06:50Rehabbing God.
01:06:51Hoping for a healing miracle.
01:06:56I'll never do it.
01:06:58I'm glad you said it.
01:07:00Now here is the stick.
01:07:10No.
01:07:12You will say a few words on camera and quit the team.
01:07:15And Dora is the keeper for greatness.
01:07:19Yes.
01:07:20Yes.
01:07:21Yes.
01:07:21Yes.
01:07:22Yes.
01:07:24Yes.
01:07:27This is a KGB-issued spy gun.
01:07:32It fires one bullet.
01:07:36If you don't want said bullet in your girlfriend's skull,
01:07:40then do as I command.
01:07:45All right.
01:07:47I'll do it.
01:07:49I'll do it.
01:08:03Hey.
01:08:05It's me again.
01:08:07Just want to make sure you're okay.
01:08:10We're okay.
01:08:12Call me.
01:08:24The cream is always the answer.
01:08:27But you've abandoned me too.
01:08:30Bye-bye.
01:08:32Back to the store.
01:08:36I cannot believe this.
01:08:38I know, right?
01:08:43What's going on?
01:08:45It's unreal.
01:08:48It's Troy.
01:08:49I've been busted match-fixing.
01:08:51Coach, I'm...
01:08:51I'm really sorry.
01:08:53And to my teammates.
01:08:54And to the whole campus.
01:08:56I screwed up.
01:08:57And I'm prepared to accept whatever's coming.
01:09:15Where have you been?
01:09:16I have been calling and calling.
01:09:20We should talk.
01:09:21Yes.
01:09:22Yes, we should.
01:09:23Someone is distributing fake AI confessions of you.
01:09:25Mindy just tried to fake me out with one, too.
01:09:27I think it's the same people behind the bank.
01:09:29It's not AI.
01:09:31Okay?
01:09:32It's...
01:09:32It's real.
01:09:33It's me.
01:09:35What?
01:09:36It was all me.
01:09:39You took a bribe?
01:09:42Yeah.
01:09:45I think...
01:09:46Why would you say that?
01:09:49I mean, why would you have me look into it for you?
01:09:52I...
01:09:53I...
01:09:53I was setting up an alibi.
01:09:55Okay?
01:09:55But I got caught.
01:09:57By who?
01:09:58The...
01:09:58What?
01:09:59The authorities.
01:10:00Who exactly?
01:10:04Look, this doesn't involve you, okay?
01:10:06Just back off.
01:10:07Oh.
01:10:08No, no.
01:10:08Something else is going on here.
01:10:10For fuck's sake, Tori.
01:10:12Don't you get it?
01:10:13I was using you.
01:10:14Thank you for making it so easy for me.
01:10:18Especially last night.
01:10:24You don't mean that.
01:10:26Just tell me which authorities.
01:10:27I will talk to them.
01:10:29It doesn't matter.
01:10:31Okay?
01:10:31It's too late.
01:10:32Tori, please.
01:10:33For fuck's sake.
01:10:35What don't you understand?
01:10:36You're just a dorky, plain Jane little nerd.
01:10:39I'm the captain of the hockey team.
01:10:41And you're a little ex-virgin.
01:10:43You're always dumping your feelings on me.
01:10:46It's not worth the hassle.
01:10:54I'm sorry, Dora.
01:10:55But it's the only way to keep you safe.
01:11:02I should have known.
01:11:04Of course, someone like Tori wouldn't want to be with me.
01:11:18I can't this for you.
01:11:20I can't.
01:11:26I can't.
01:11:30I don't believe any of those notes are being safe.
01:11:32He's a hockey player, not an actor.
01:11:36Something else is coming up.
01:11:38Something made English rolling.
01:12:07Oh my god.
01:12:08It's a camera.
01:12:17Hey, what program did you use to think Tori's voice?
01:12:21Tell me.
01:12:22Go away, boy.
01:12:23Screw you.
01:12:25Just send me a link.
01:12:27No.
01:12:28It was real.
01:12:30I'll punch you again.
01:12:44I just need one minute in his room to put my plan into motion.
01:12:51Who is it?
01:12:53Hey, it's Dora.
01:12:54Sorry, I thought you'd be at hockey.
01:12:59Got kicked off the team, remember?
01:13:01Of course he did, you idiot.
01:13:04I'm just looking for my hair clips.
01:13:10They're not here.
01:13:13You shouldn't be here, Dora.
01:13:14I don't want you here.
01:13:16It's all right.
01:13:17I made a pact with myself.
01:13:18If my hair clips aren't in there, I'll just...
01:13:20I'll just go.
01:13:23I'm just looking for my hair clips, you know.
01:13:25They're not here.
01:13:27Okay.
01:14:03Uh, wait, Troy, before you go, I have information about the money in your bank account.
01:14:12You found out we put it there?
01:14:15Yeah, yeah, my friend, she has a name.
01:14:17So we can take this evidence to the cops?
01:14:20Yes.
01:14:21Meet me in the library at 1. I'll have all the information left.
01:14:36Why can't you take Dye for an answer, Dora?
01:14:39You're ruining everything.
01:14:49Oh, good to see you there.
01:14:51I thought you were a book.
01:14:52Oh, that's probably because you can't read.
01:14:54Yes, she can.
01:14:56Right?
01:14:58Mindy, I really don't have time for this.
01:15:01Because you're too busy being alone.
01:15:03Yeah.
01:15:06You are exhausting.
01:15:08All right, just do me a favor. Get some real friends.
01:15:11Get some therapy, please, before you end up being the one who is all left alone.
01:15:16Okay.
01:15:20Leo, hi.
01:15:23You're just in time to watch me destroy war.
01:15:27Get lost.
01:15:28Dora, we need to talk.
01:15:31What?
01:15:34Apologize to me.
01:15:36Now.
01:15:43Get lost.
01:15:55Leo, right now is really not a good time.
01:15:57Okay, I'm expecting someone.
01:15:58I know.
01:16:00I talked to Troy about the situation.
01:16:02He's talking with the coach right now, okay?
01:16:04He sent me here to talk with you.
01:16:06Who transferred the money into his account?
01:16:09Troy wouldn't tell you that.
01:16:14It was you.
01:16:16You were the one that hit the camera.
01:16:17You were the one who set up for you.
01:16:18Keep your voice down.
01:16:22Set up for you.
01:16:22Keep your voice down.
01:16:24Why would you do that?
01:16:26He's your friend.
01:16:28The team needs him.
01:16:29They're going to lose without him.
01:16:30That's the point.
01:16:31I owe a lot of money to some seriously dangerous people.
01:16:37That's how I want you to pay it off.
01:16:41By losing?
01:16:42Duh.
01:16:43The bets are in.
01:16:45There's no way they're going to win now.
01:16:47Unless you screw it up.
01:16:49What about Troy's future?
01:16:51He'll never go pro.
01:16:52This could follow him around for the rest of his life.
01:16:55That's the free market, baby.
01:16:57And now I'm free.
01:16:59So, I'm going to the cops.
01:17:01They're not going anywhere, moron.
01:17:07He wouldn't hurt me.
01:17:08Of course not.
01:17:10Big Mike?
01:17:10I'm surprised you even got out of the alley.
01:17:14You organized that?
01:17:16Well, Big Mike contributed to the idea, and he is a hitman.
01:17:20Hitmen hit people.
01:17:22You're a monster.
01:17:23Me?
01:17:24He's a hitman?
01:17:25Why'd you have to stick your nerdy nose in my business in the first place?
01:17:29We are in public space, you idiot.
01:17:33If you don't come with me right now, be quiet.
01:17:37I'll make sure Big Mike finishes what he's stuck on Troy.
01:17:41Okay.
01:17:43Go.
01:17:45Let's go.
01:17:58I know it wasn't you.
01:18:00I found a way to reveal who set you up.
01:18:02I'm meeting them in a library about what.
01:18:12Pick up Dora.
01:18:14Yeah.
01:18:22She would never leave this.
01:18:26Have you guys seen Dora?
01:18:28Who?
01:18:30Come on, stop acting like an insecure bitch for two seconds.
01:18:33She's in danger.
01:18:34Promise?
01:18:37Relax.
01:18:38I saw her leave with Leo like 20 minutes ago.
01:18:41Leo?
01:18:42Why was he with Thorpe?
01:18:47You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
01:18:50Thanks, guys.
01:18:51I appreciate you.
01:18:52I'll pay you back ASAP.
01:18:53Come on, Mike. Pick up!
01:19:11Leo, this is crazy.
01:19:13We've known each other forever. We can fix this.
01:19:16I'm worrying way too deep.
01:19:18It got big, Mike.
01:19:21He burned you.
01:19:23Bullshit.
01:19:25Hey, the hockey game's coming up.
01:19:28People, if you don't show up, people are going to start asking serious questions.
01:19:32Here's a free lesson for you.
01:19:33And all you dopey fucking girls out there,
01:19:35talking more does not fucking help.
01:19:38Her, why did you even help, Toy?
01:19:40Want to get laid or something?
01:19:42You made a deal.
01:19:44For what?
01:19:47You're just going to help me get your attention.
01:19:49Then I was going to trace some money.
01:19:52Well...
01:19:53You got my attention now.
01:19:57Yeah.
01:19:59I see why Big Mike likes this.
01:20:03It's actually a turn-on
01:20:06to feel someone fully under your power.
01:20:09Do you remember what you told me?
01:20:13About losing your virginity?
01:20:16I know I'm a day late, but
01:20:18still got a few minutes.
01:20:25Oh, you little bitch.
01:20:30I hope it hurts.
01:20:33You're a little spicy.
01:20:35Sorry, I like it.
01:20:36I would rather die than let you touch me.
01:20:39We can do both.
01:20:41I'm sure Big Mike wants a slice, too.
01:20:42Huh?
01:20:42You up for that?
01:20:43I never look up to you.
01:20:46You are not kind, brave, or courageous.
01:20:51Not even a good hockey player.
01:20:53I mean, Troy sets up half your shots.
01:20:56Bullshit.
01:20:58I mean, if Troy was playing the scouts,
01:21:00they wouldn't even take a second look at you.
01:21:01Shut the fuck up!
01:21:02You don't even know what you're talking about!
01:21:04No, it's true.
01:21:05Your entire team knows that Troy carries you.
01:21:08Do you know how much they're going to hate you
01:21:09when they find out they were betrayed for a bet?
01:21:11I said shut up!
01:21:12Come on!
01:21:13Do it!
01:21:14Now you're going to be a woman-hitting coward, too!
01:21:16Shut up!
01:21:36What the fuck did you do to her?
01:21:38Nothing she didn't deserve.
01:21:41Big Mike gets here.
01:21:42He'll take care of both of you, too.
01:21:43No, Leo, he's not coming.
01:21:46If you hurt us, that is on you.
01:21:50It's okay.
01:21:53Stay there.
01:21:54Get back with her.
01:21:55Why, dickhead?
01:21:56What's your plan?
01:21:58I'll tie both of you up.
01:22:00And then I'll lock the door.
01:22:02And do what?
01:22:03Go play?
01:22:05Then I'm going to light a little fire.
01:22:07And then I'll go play.
01:22:10I've seen that so stupid now, huh?
01:22:12Keep it up, Leo.
01:22:13I already called the cops.
01:22:15Yeah, prove it.
01:22:16Let me see.
01:22:20Oh, I'm going to gut you, man.
01:22:21I'm going to get you.
01:22:23Hey, I'm going to cut you!
01:22:24Troy, no.
01:22:26I don't care, Dora.
01:22:27He's not going to hurt you.
01:22:31It's the police!
01:22:54Did he hurt you?
01:22:56I'm fine.
01:22:56You have to hurry.
01:22:59No, it's fine.
01:23:00He's out.
01:23:01I'm going to call the cops right now.
01:23:02We can still make it to the hockey game.
01:23:05It's too late.
01:23:07I'm finished.
01:23:07No one's going to believe anything I say now.
01:23:26Coach, what are you doing?
01:23:28Get out.
01:23:29Get off the premises.
01:23:30Just give me two minutes to explain.
01:23:32You know how much damage you've done?
01:23:34Listen, Troy had nothing to do with the match fixie.
01:23:36It was Leo, right?
01:23:38He did it to pay off his debts.
01:23:40What?
01:23:41He's a gambler.
01:23:42Okay, getting me off the team squareded away with the people he owes money to.
01:23:46Where is he, right?
01:23:46I've been calling him for two hours.
01:23:48He's with the police.
01:23:49All right, I have the number if you want to check with him.
01:23:52But you have to let Troy play.
01:23:53I don't have time for these fairy tales.
01:23:55I want you off the premises.
01:23:57The security's going to kick you out.
01:24:00Come on.
01:24:01Let's go.
01:24:02Let's talk about it.
01:24:04All due respect, Coach, you are an idiot.
01:24:07Don't worry.
01:24:08No, no, no.
01:24:09He needs to hear this.
01:24:10Do you know how badly you're going to get trolled when they find out that you lost the biggest
01:24:13game of the season because you wouldn't let your best player play?
01:24:24Let's go.
01:24:25Let's go.
01:24:47Whatever bitchy thing you were about to say, save it.
01:24:50I am way too happy to waste any time on you.
01:24:54The girls are here to witness me not saying this.
01:24:59But you did good.
01:25:01Troy played and we won.
01:25:05Because of you.
01:25:10I'm big enough to accept that.
01:25:15Also big enough to know that you will always be a girl bullying bitch.
01:25:22I am.
01:25:24But now it's time for you to thank me.
01:25:26For what?
01:25:27For letting people see you with me when I bully you.
01:25:31It's a special relationship.
01:25:33We're not friends.
01:25:35Just try stalking me.
01:25:46I'm looking everywhere for you.
01:25:52Is there a reason you're still not dressed?
01:25:54I just couldn't wait any longer to see you.
01:25:56You were amazing out there.
01:25:58The scouts, they couldn't keep their eyes off of you.
01:26:02It's crazy.
01:26:03Three of them want me to go see them.
01:26:04And I think Leo's crazy shit is just a fantastic story for the media.
01:26:09All your dreams are coming true.
01:26:13Not all of them.
01:26:19I'm sure you want to go get pizza with the boys to celebrate.
01:26:26Not pizza.
01:26:29Noodles.
01:26:47It's like it's getting better and better.
01:26:51It's like it's getting better and better.
01:26:54Because it's you and me.
01:26:57I love you like crazy.
01:27:01And you love me.
01:27:03Right?
01:27:05Yes.
01:27:08You are the adorable.
01:27:11I love you like crazy.
01:27:15Thank you for saving me.
01:27:22You saved me first.
01:27:23Yes.
01:27:24Yes.
01:27:24Yes.
01:27:24Yes.
01:27:24I'm really glad you were the one I lost my virginity to.
01:27:28I'm not going to argue with that.
01:27:33You're a really good tutor, you know.
01:27:35I'm glad you think so because I have another lesson for you.
01:27:40And I think you're really going to like me.
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