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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the man with the self-proclaimed world's smallest penis again after he announced a GoFundMe to raise money for an enlargement procedure.
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00:00I love summer, the sunshine, air conditioning, the great outdoors, mid-afternoon nap, days at the beach, freezer pops.
00:08Now you're talking. Here's the new Firework Freeze 5-hour energy shot. It's summer in a 2-ounce bottle. Wow.
00:23Alright, someone needs our help. The guy with the world's smallest penis. Of course he does.
00:29Needs our help. Wasn't he rude to us?
00:33He was rude online, wasn't he? Or we were rude? Well, I mean, we ripped him apart online, right?
00:38We didn't help. He responded to... We called his bro, right? About his balls.
00:43So this is that same guy? That's the same guy.
00:45We posed the question online, I think it was you, Chuck, wondering how big his balls were.
00:50If he has the world's smallest penis, does he have normal-sized balls?
00:52Yes, that was the question. Or is his balls small as well?
00:54So we asked online, and he responded. He watched that video and responded to it.
01:00Is this the pea guy? Size of a pea or something?
01:04Yeah, size of a pea.
01:05That's how Lisa remembers.
01:07I wasn't even here, but I remember that.
01:09Didn't we ask him to come on or talk to us? He never responded, right?
01:13He didn't respond. He just made the sarcastic comment.
01:16Now he wants our cash.
01:19So when it comes to things a man wants to achieve, notoriety for, having a micropenis is way down the
01:24list.
01:25But 38-year-old Michael Phillips, who we have talked about on the show before,
01:28he's currently sporting a point, point, three-eight-inch member.
01:36The size of a pea, as Lisa said.
01:39Point, three-eight inches. There's a point in front of it.
01:41I can't even imagine a pea-sized thing down there.
01:46He says, among other things, it even makes going to the bathroom a challenge.
01:50So now he's turning to the public for help.
01:54He started a GoFundMe with the hopes of raising money for a penile enlargement procedure.
02:02There's nothing you can do with that.
02:05What?
02:06Yeah, Dave was getting emotional.
02:09He's getting emotional.
02:10He needs a finger. No! Help him!
02:12Yeah.
02:14You know, if you're the size of a pea, I don't care what you wrap it in and what you
02:18do.
02:19Right, because you can't plump it up.
02:21Because what are they going to do? They put filler in it?
02:22It's just going to be a bigger pea.
02:24Exactly.
02:25A fatter pea.
02:27Unless the thing is like somehow as round as a normal-sized one, but only extends.
02:38And it's all internal.
02:40I think I'd walk around with a strap-on for the rest of my life.
02:44That's a hell of a reveal.
02:47If I had a pea, I would wear something.
02:51You'd wear a fake penis.
02:53Absolutely.
02:54Just to give the impression that you had.
02:56Just to feel like it's there.
02:58I mean, what are you doing with a pea?
02:59I think on this story it says penny-sized.
03:03Right.
03:04I think they said like your pinky fingernail.
03:06Yeah, that's what I thought.
03:07Yeah, that's right.
03:08Like a...
03:09Yeah.
03:10So...
03:10Strap it up.
03:11Just...
03:11Okay.
03:12Pinky fingernail.
03:14Think of all the things we've talked about.
03:16They wrap it in that plastic stuff.
03:20So then what?
03:21It's just like the size of a thimble?
03:23They put filler into it.
03:24They inject it with fillers.
03:25Then it's like maybe your thumbnail?
03:29They get it to as big as your thumbnail?
03:32It's basically a lady's area.
03:36Right.
03:36He's got a...
03:38But he's never shown it, right?
03:40No.
03:41We're just going on his word.
03:43He hopes his plea reaches those, understand his pain, and then he helps.
03:48He gets, he said, would be a big step toward living with more dignity and independence.
03:52What do you think?
03:53I haven't looked.
03:54I brought it up, but I did not look on purpose.
03:56Oh, I already looked.
03:56Oh.
03:57Oh, wow.
03:57What do you think is GoFundMe's app?
04:00I'm going to say $2,000.
04:04How long has it been?
04:05Some people that he knows.
04:06A couple of days, I think.
04:07You said 2K?
04:092K.
04:10You go like $650.
04:12And I'm going to go $1.
04:14I'm going to do the...
04:15Oh, under.
04:16Under.
04:16Yeah, that's smart.
04:17You're probably smart.
04:18Because I'm not paying for another guy's dick.
04:21No.
04:22I know.
04:22Honestly.
04:23There's so many wonderful causes in the world.
04:24Why do I give a damn about this guy's dong?
04:26The only thing I'm thinking of is like family members.
04:29Like I was thinking, is there enough family members that know this guy's plight that they've given enough?
04:35What's wrong with you?
04:38What's wrong?
04:39Why?
04:39What tickled your funny bone?
04:40I don't know.
04:41What happened?
04:42What's going on?
04:43Nothing.
04:43I just want the reveal.
04:44I just want the reveal.
04:46Okay.
04:46He's not saying something.
04:47No.
04:50Oh, wow.
04:51$9,126.
04:53Way more than I would expect.
04:56So he's trying for $22,000?
04:58Some penis pump place donated $1,000.
05:01That's nice.
05:02Someone keeps giving him money every couple hours.
05:05You really want him to have a bigger penis, huh?
05:08Whoever that is.
05:09Chuck.
05:09Who's that guy?
05:10He's really invested.
05:11No way.
05:12I don't want this guy to ever have a bigger penis.
05:14I want as many smaller penises than mine out there that we can get.
05:20I'll tell you that right now.
05:21He's probably going to get it.
05:23Yeah.
05:23$9,126 raised of his $22,000 goal.
05:27What are they going to do to him?
05:29I don't know.
05:29It doesn't say what procedure.
05:32He just says I can pursue a medical procedure, but it doesn't say which kind.
05:37Surgery and injections to increase girth and allow me to use the restroom.
05:41More normally.
05:42Oh, wow.
05:44It won't cure my micropenis condition, but it would make a significant difference in my
05:48daily life.
05:49So he just wants something to be able to hold.
05:52Right now he has to wear pull-ups.
05:55He's a big boy now.
05:58Is that what it was?
05:59Is that what Jason saw?
06:01Is that what he saw?
06:03He's disappeared.
06:03Is that what he saw?
06:06And that's why he's dying.
06:08I don't know.
06:08I don't know either.
06:10He's dying about that.
06:11Oh, that's not it.
06:12No.
06:13No.
06:14What?
06:14Just tell us.
06:15Nothing, man.
06:16It's just my internal dialogue.
06:18All right?
06:19Yeah.
06:19I don't need to share.
06:20So you're just talking to yourself and they're laughing?
06:22He is.
06:23Yes, he is.
06:25Yes, Lisa.
06:26He doesn't share.
06:27You just let you're having a...
06:28I'm stupid.
06:29I don't know what's wrong today.
06:32Cuckoo.
06:32I said stupid stuff and I'm just going to keep this one for me.
06:37He's trying not to let it out.
06:39He's trying not to let this one out.
06:41Okay.
06:42Okay.
06:43I guess we better keep that in there then.
06:44Nine grand.
06:45So he just wants something to be able to grab even with like two fingers to aim it.
06:50To avoid me having the need for pull-ups is so sad.
06:56Something tells me that he's got a fat pad.
06:59Are you wearing pull-ups right now?
07:00What's so funny?
07:00No, no.
07:01He's peeing his pants right now.
07:06Don't pull your pants down.
07:07No, it's the next thing he's going to show.
07:10Show the people.
07:11I don't have pull-ups on.
07:12I would never show this bulge.
07:15Oh my God, no.
07:16Hey, my dear God.
07:17I can't let it be.
07:18I keep mine tucked right underneath.
07:19Oh, no.
07:21No, like, listen.
07:24I just...
07:26I want this guy's to stay small.
07:28I don't need it.
07:29I'm assuming that he has a fat pad, though.
07:32And that it engulfs his member from time to time,
07:37which is why he probably needs a diaper.
07:40Does he love female romance now?
07:42Oh, yeah.
07:43You have to.
07:44You almost have to with a small penis.
07:46I'm shocked I don't read more of them.
07:48He's rubbing his bit.
07:50Oh, wow.
07:51All you have is fantasy, you know?
07:53How do you jerk?
07:55You don't.
07:58I can show you some videos of ladies doing it.
08:01I've seen ladies do it.
08:10I've seen ladies do it.
08:11There it is.
08:15I mean, I feel for the guy that's horrible.
08:18So you guys talk to him?
08:20No.
08:20No, so we talked.
08:21We played a video of him doing an interview on, like, one of the British morning shows.
08:25Yes.
08:26And then we commented on it online.
08:27He watched the video of himself and commented.
08:30I see.
08:30I was not very nice.
08:32And I said something about his.
08:34I wondered if he had full-size balls with a tiny dong.
08:38And he has full-size balls.
08:40That was the reveal.
08:42Yes.
08:42He answered.
08:43He said, I do have full-size balls, bro.
08:46Bro.
08:47Yeah.
08:47But he never commented again about coming on the show or anything.
08:50But it's just so crazy to have full-size balls and then this tiny little nub.
08:57Schlinky dink.
08:59You know?
09:01I can't believe you just raised nine grand.
09:04Well, he's got a couple companies on board.
09:07That's nice.
09:08Oh, yes.
09:08He said, I saw your show.
09:10I thought it was really disrespectful.
09:11I loved it.
09:13Yes.
09:14Because then we thought he was under humiliation.
09:16Yes.
09:16But he commented, bro, on the comments on our video.
09:20Yeah.
09:22And he then never responded.
09:23Never responded.
09:24He ghosted us.
09:26Yeah, I don't blame him for not coming on.
09:28No, my God.
09:28After probably all the things that were said.
09:30Hi, how are you?
09:32Hey, little dick man.
09:33How's it going?
09:35I hear your pull-ups crinkling.
09:40Pull-ups, no.
09:41Come on.
09:42So, he's pull-ups because he can't, what?
09:44I'm assuming.
09:45He just piss gets everywhere?
09:45Yeah, I'm assuming like he probably pees all over his own skin.
09:49Can't control it?
09:49Skin.
09:51Like it's inside a little bit sometimes.
09:53It's like one of those squeeze toys.
09:55You know, like the hibachi places?
09:58There's like not actually anything there.
10:00It's just a hole.
10:01Yeah.
10:03What's he talking about?
10:04I don't know.
10:04I'm not seeing.
10:05Hibachi squeeze toys with the squirting.
10:07What's he talking about?
10:07The squirting.
10:08Yeah.
10:09Yeah.
10:11Listen, it's Jason's.
10:12Why don't you just start laughing again?
10:14Yeah.
10:17Oh, my God.
10:19Yeah.
10:20That was a crazy laugh.
10:23Free creation.
10:24Oh, my God.
10:25Is that what I sound like?
10:26Oh, my God.
10:29I didn't realize Dave had that one in his back pocket for you.
10:36It was like Frankenstein started laughing.
10:44Shoot.
10:46So would you support the guy with the world's smallest dick?
10:49None of us would, right?
10:50No.
10:50Is there anyone listening that would?
10:52I don't think so.
10:52I wish him well.
10:53We got better things to spend our money on.
10:55You saw my aim on that.
10:56Lease away.
10:58Lease away.
10:59$20.
10:59Good luck.
11:00It says, like, size of a pea with a sad face.
11:04No.
11:06No way.
11:07So he couldn't even sit to pee, right?
11:09Because then.
11:10No, I think he could.
11:11Yeah, why can't he?
11:11He could sit to pee.
11:12It would just still get everywhere.
11:14It would be running down him, if that makes any sense.
11:18I believe that he's got a fat pad, so it's barely sticking out.
11:23I'm going to message him again.
11:24No.
11:25Why?
11:25We've got to leave this guy alone now.
11:27If you want to promote your GoFundMe.
11:28Hey, man, last chance.
11:29Tell him.
11:30We've been talking about him for six months.
11:33Seriously, it's been six months.
11:34Yeah, I know.
11:35If you want to promote your GoFundMe.
11:37We've been talking about this guy so long.
11:39Let us know.
11:39He's a broker leg.
11:40Recovered from.
11:41Recovered.
11:41Been back for months.
11:42Yeah.
11:43Yeah.
11:43Because we talked about him when I got back, too.
11:45Yeah.
11:46We'll plan a diaper party for him, too.
11:48Yeah.
11:48Diaper party?
11:49Yeah.
11:50We do that for kids.
11:51Yeah, you bring a diaper.
11:53Yeah.
11:53A bat box of diapers.
11:54Oh, that's nice.
11:55Find out what his size is.
11:57My head went to a completely different place when you said, have a diaper party for this
12:02guy.
12:04I'm like, jeez, we all got to wear diapers?
12:06No.
12:06What, are we all wearing diapers to this thing?
12:08I like how they make them look okay.
12:10They put a cowboy on the couch.
12:12Deion Sanders is promoting male pull-ups?
12:17What?
12:18What?
12:18Deion Sanders.
12:19Deion, are you leaking?
12:21Oh, no.
12:21He's like, I'm taking that money.
12:23Oh, my God.
12:25I'm sorry.
12:26Chuck, okay.
12:27There's money on the table.
12:29You got to promote male pull-ups.
12:31But you get to wear a cowboy hat.
12:33Incontinence underwear for men.
12:35Do I get a vest?
12:35You get a vest and a cowboy hat.
12:38I'm doing it.
12:38You're doing it?
12:38I'm doing it.
12:39You're doing male incontinence underwear?
12:41Dude, how much money did they give him?
12:42I'm sure it was a lot.
12:43In all real terms.
12:46It had to be quite a bit.
12:48Oh, that's so-
12:49I mean, I'm not doing that part.
12:50I'm not being that guy.
12:51This guy?
12:52No, I'm not showing you-
12:53No, you can't be that guy.
12:54I'm not doing the Jason.
12:56Pulling my shirt up and showing it off.
12:59I'm going to ask Google something.
13:02Okay.
13:03Does Deion Sanders wear to pens?
13:07People have already asked.
13:08Yes, he wears adult diapers.
13:10Why?
13:11You're going to feel bad when you find out why.
13:13Oh, no.
13:15Okay, I won't.
13:16Dark-sided.
13:16What did I tell you?
13:17Oh, no.
13:18Oh, he had to have his bladder removed.
13:21What?
13:22Oh, goodness.
13:22Bladder cancer.
13:23Oh.
13:24Oh, no.
13:26Surprise, surprise.
13:28Oh, no.
13:29Surprise, surprise.
13:30No.
13:31Oh, wow.
13:33Darn it.
13:33How much did he make from it?
13:35Maybe he made a lot.
13:36Not as much as we thought.
13:38No, because he's probably like, give me a deal, you know?
13:42He says wearing the product ain't no shame.
13:45No, not in his case.
13:47No.
13:47Of course not.
13:48Bladder cancer?
13:49No, of course not.
13:50Okay, well.
13:52I'm pissing myself right now.
13:53I mean, that is the photo.
13:56You don't mind if I piss, do you?
13:59He just appeared at a CVS in Rhode Island to promote.
14:02Really?
14:03Oh, that's incredible stuff.
14:05I mean, we won't even do that.
14:06That's nice.
14:08I mean, you get 52 in a pack.
14:11That's not bad.
14:13Yeah, because it's just for piss.
14:14You ain't pooping.
14:16I guess my whole thing is like, how much of it do I stay in?
14:22What?
14:23Before, like, you know, like, I know myself, if I've had an energy drink and then like a couple
14:30other things to drink, I'm going to go like three or four times.
14:34I'm going to change it often.
14:34Okay, well, let's see.
14:35It shows you here how much it holds.
14:38But I mean, like, once I've done it once, I know I'm in it, right?
14:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, pissing, pissing, pissing, pissing, pissing, pissing, look at all
14:49that piss.
14:51Let's open it up, see how much piss in there.
14:54Look, whoa, that's a lot of piss.
14:57I just know, like, when I would go one time, I would feel like I should change this.
15:04No, what are you left?
15:05Oh, Golden Pee on, Sanders.
15:09All right, guys.
15:10Don't.
15:10It's a terrible thing.
15:12That is horrible.
15:12We wish him all the best.
15:14If you have to wear these, like, whatever, no big deal.
15:16It's just the advertising of it, like, putting your, you know, out there, that's the part
15:19that make a lot of money.
15:22But, okay, all jokes aside, for guys that have to wear it, it does like, hey, Deion Sanders
15:27wear it.
15:27Yeah, it makes you feel better about it.
15:29It's not a big deal.
15:29Avoid the stigma.
15:30I've got to piss my pants.
15:32Exactly.
15:32Deion Sanders does too.
15:34Interception!
15:35A lot of old guys have to wear, and women too, have to wear diapers.
15:38Oh, yeah, I can feel it creeping up.
15:40You know?
15:41He's doing a good thing.
15:42Yes, I'm sure he got paid, but also he's doing a good thing.
15:45I'd almost say, hey, listen, don't pay me, just pay me in them drolls.
15:51Isn't that expensive?
15:53What?
15:53Come on, man.
15:54You want cash.
15:56No, I want some, but I want millions.
15:58If I'm doing a box of Depends, I want millions.
16:02How much are they?
16:02They're 50 bucks.
16:0350 bucks for 52.
16:04Yeah, you've got to get money.
16:05It's a buck a day.
16:07You get, have a...
16:08How many more days do I want to wear?
16:09I think you're not wearing one pair all day, right?
16:11No.
16:11This is what I'm saying.
16:13You have to change them.
16:14You do have to change them, right?
16:16Wear all the cool designs and stuff like kids' diapers.
16:19No, I don't think they do that.
16:21They just keep them pretty plain.
16:22They just try to keep them plain.
16:23Look it.
16:24They look like normal underwear.
16:27A little bit.
16:28I can't pull those off.
16:28I mean, that's quite high.
16:29You know, they're not like a diaper diaper.
16:31Yeah.
16:31No, I know.
16:31I think they'd be crinkly.
16:33Yeah.
16:34Would you want a diaper that went down your legs a bit like your normal underwear?
16:39Like boxer briefs?
16:40Yeah.
16:41I think I would.
16:43I want it to feel like it was just my normal underwear.
16:48They don't feel that weird.
16:49I have a picture of me in it.
16:51You have worn them?
16:53Yeah, I wore them a couple years ago to try not to pee myself while drinking a bunch
16:58of beers.
16:59Oh, my God.
16:59Oh, yeah.
17:00Target has like their own like brand, right?
17:02So like the cheap brand.
17:03Yeah.
17:03And it looks like a cheap, like Timu Dan Campbell is advertising them.
17:07Oh, my God.
17:08That's not for sure Dan Campbell.
17:10A fat Dan Campbell.
17:12It's Timu Dan Campbell.
17:13Kind of, does it look like they chose that person for that exact reason?
17:19We got a guy who looks just like Dan Campbell.
17:21We're going to put it in.
17:21Let's do it.
17:23Pee pants.
17:23Let's do it.
17:25That sucks, too.
17:26Like, you know, I embarrass my daughter.
17:29No, that's not good.
17:29Yeah.
17:30I embarrass my daughter a lot.
17:31Like, why does it have to be frilly?
17:34I know.
17:34But they're way cheaper.
17:35It's only 15 bucks.
17:36Yeah, it is.
17:37How many in a pack?
17:39Because the other one's 50 bucks for 52.
17:43So still way cheaper.
17:44Still way cheaper.
17:45But you'll be Timu Dan Campbell.
17:46But I can't even imagine going to Stella and saying, hey, listen, you know, we've done
17:50the movie theater thing that really embarrassed you a lot.
17:53I've done the gas station pump thing.
17:55Still playing, by the way.
17:56Which is still embarrassing you a lot.
17:58Your dad has got an opportunity.
18:01He is going to be the discount target brand men's incontinent pants.
18:10Oh, my God.
18:11No, she would shoot you.
18:12Like, I'd literally be dead.
18:15She'd put you down.
18:15I'd be dead.
18:17You can't.
18:18Unless you actually need them.
18:20You can't promote them.
18:21I think even if I needed them, I can't promote them.
18:25Yeah.
18:25Not with my daughter.
18:26She'd be too embarrassed by it all.
18:27No.
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