00:01Dear distinguished guest, you are cordially invited to a remarkable and exclusive evening
00:10that will forever change your life.
00:14So does anybody know each other?
00:16No.
00:17I bet I could guess everybody's jobs.
00:18Producer.
00:19Actress.
00:20Writer.
00:20Bad actor.
00:21And directing duo.
00:23Nope.
00:25Hang on.
00:25What is that?
00:27It's a safe.
00:29Return the five awards to this self-locking safe by midnight tonight and another hidden safe will be remotely open
00:34containing a life-changing amount of money.
00:36One million dollars each.
00:39Huh.
00:411400 Kings Road night.
00:44That's Jack Woodrow's house.
00:47Darth Vader of Hollywood.
00:48Mr. Widrow!
00:49We're gonna let the intruder pitch his movie and if you get bored, I'll shoot him.
00:54Whoa, whoa, wait!
00:55Go!
00:55Whoa!
00:55Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no!
00:56No, that's not-
00:58Everyone knows Jack Woodrow's awards mean everything to him.
01:01Everything.
01:03He's made with Jesus and Indiana.
01:05Yeah.
01:12This studio head didn't invite us here because we're on movie posters.
01:17We got invited here because Hollywood screwed us.
01:21So let's screw it back.
01:29Stop!
01:33Stop!
01:34Stop!
01:34Stop!
01:37No!
01:39No!
01:39No!
01:43No!
01:52It got shots during a heist.
01:54A heist?
01:54Do you know how to use a bullet?
01:56I'm not that kind of doctor.
01:57I'm a podiatrist.
01:58If somebody can't read that into this
02:00Woo! I am in!
