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My Love Touches the Divine
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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet.
01:34You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:41But, Father, I can't marry Paul. The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride
01:47anymore.
01:47I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here. You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy. Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:03Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too. We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treats you.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a seventy-year-old geese
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:15and as his side piece, not his wife! It's not the same, Michelle!
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:23I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:07Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash.
03:16Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tramp.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:05Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:12He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but...
04:38To me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here, honey.
04:45I mean my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drefty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:06For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:08Let's go to the next ride together.
05:10What?
05:24What?
05:41Oh my god, what the hell just happened?
05:43Where did this insane crystal palaces come from?
05:54Don't sweat the details right now.
06:01Jennifer, my sweet. It's still our wedding night. Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:10Absolutely. Like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:19Trust me. I'm going to make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:54Lord Poseidon! Sorry to crash the party, but Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth.
06:58The All-Mother needs you for a rescue op. Stack!
07:00Bye.
07:10Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've got to go.
07:12Don't panic. I'll be back in your arms in nine days, tops.
07:33Mother, what the hell happened? Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever dream?
07:38Oh, Poseidon! You're finally awake!
07:44Remember that ancient curse you tripped failing Zeus out? That's what knocked you out cold.
08:05Merciful Seas, the Trident actually accepted you?
08:09Don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal whose head over heels for you.
08:23Spill it! Who is she?
08:26Just a regular mortal girl.
08:29But to me, she's everything.
08:32We're already married, Mother. If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:39Praise the oceans! Listen to me, kiddo. Go fetch her right this second.
08:44I am literally dying to meet this girl.
08:49Say less, Mother. Consider it done.
08:52Hold on, Poseidon. There's a catch.
08:54You've been in that coma for nine whole years.
08:58Which means...
09:00That poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years!
09:05Are you kidding? I ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years?
09:09No, this is beyond messed up. I need to get down there right now.
09:26Ugh, too basic. Go raid the Divine Vault for the golden apples.
09:29Girls, I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:33Actually, scratch that.
09:35I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:54It's been nine goddamn years.
09:57How much longer is it going to take for him to show his face again?
10:00Jennifer!
10:01Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?
10:08I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and Father just dumped on me.
10:11I'll get to it!
10:12You brainless cow! The goddamn stench ruined my dresses!
10:16I let you and your two little bastards crash here.
10:18I feed you, and you can't even handle one basic chore?
10:21Hey, back the hell off.
10:23This is my house, too.
10:25Ah!
10:27You have no right to run your mouth at me!
10:29Those brats of yours are just like you!
10:31Ungrateful, blood-sucking parasites!
10:34Mom!
10:36You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses.
10:39Look around!
10:40We're the only ones keeping this damn house from falling apart!
10:46That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do!
10:51Back off!
10:53Don't you dare touch our mother!
10:59You filthy little street rat bastards!
11:01That's what you get for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:04You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth!
11:06Strip them, douse them in ice water, and lock them in the stables!
11:10Sneak them a single crumb, and they'll be hell to pay!
11:14Chill, Mum.
11:16Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus.
11:19Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:22Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage!
11:24We can't keep my big shot son-in-law waiting!
11:26Man!
11:44Don't forget Ryan's
11:45Baby Coy!
11:45This is seriously creeping me out!
11:47Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:50Baby Coy!
11:51Baby Coy!
11:53Baby Coy!
11:56wait that era the bloodline of the sea god how the hell did it end up here
12:07oh almighty lord of the sea we offer these tributes with the purest intentions
12:13bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune
12:17stop standing around like idiots your only job right now is to pray to the sea god to
12:22protect ryan's fleet honestly letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction
12:27of the sea god is a massive privilege keep dragging your feet and i'll assume you're
12:32itching for the stables maybe if i pray to the statue it'll actually bring my husband back safely
12:42no stop we cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the sea god
12:48oh great sea god please just let my husband come home soon
12:52oh great sea god please just let our dad come home safely
13:21what the actual hell just happened
13:25why did the statues just nuke themselves
13:30somebody seriously pissed off the sea god
13:33his rage just blew those statues to smithergreens
13:43if the sea god is throwing a tantrum anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed
13:49god damn it who has the absolute stones to piss off the sea god if the ocean slaps a curse
13:55on us
13:55our entire cash flow goes down the toilet
13:59listen up people it has to be them their filthy bastard bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe
14:05so it was you three little rats
14:07growl for forgiveness right this minute or i swear to god your lives are going to my waking nightmare
14:15son of a bitch how dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage we're stuck in phantom mode
14:21and
14:21can't do shit keto ping lord poseidon right now
14:26no my kids blood isn't filthy we literally haven't done a single thing wrong so why the hell would the
14:31sea god be pissed at us this is absolute bullshit shut your mouth peasant grab them burn them at the
14:37stake the only way to calm the sea god's rage is absolute agony
14:52no
15:02holy crap it's lord poseidon
15:19hold up did anyone else just hear that
15:23damn it we're too far poseidon can't manifest here just hang on a little longer my lady little ones you
15:29gotta believe me he's coming burning the main enough for the sea god
15:34he's sending us a sign
15:38father word is the sea god skins traitors alive
15:41packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed shells
15:44turning them into gravel to walk on for eternity
15:47father my kids and i are innocent
15:49the real sinners are these sick freaks putting their hands on children
15:53oh so the sea god's pissed at us his biggest believers bullshit i dump cash and prayers on his
15:59altar every year while you you filthy peasant ain't cocked up shit ship it jennifer you're a completely lost
16:05oz
16:13mom look jenn i didn't want to get my hands dirty but you brought the sea god's haul down on
16:19us
16:19skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this
16:25back off you ugly witch don't you dare lay a finger on our mom
16:36you little maggots this is what happens when you piss off the sea god
16:42you're not dragging our whole family to hell with you
16:52you dirty little bastards
16:55don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you
17:00no michelle let go of my kids
17:04my skin i'll take the hit just don't touch them
17:10jennifer this is your goddamn fault
17:13if you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat and pout these bastards
17:17we wouldn't be in this mess
17:19no put this all on me
17:21chris and sophia are good kids
17:24they're your own flesh and blood for god's sake you can't do this
17:28get the hell off me i don't have any filthy grandchildren
17:31what the hell are you brain dead idiots waiting for
17:34skin them alive already
17:41these mortals
17:43no
17:43these monsters
17:45how dare they stoop this low
17:50screw it
17:51screw it i'm taking my true form to save the heirs
18:00thomas stop
18:01you know the rules
18:02if you manifest in the mortal realm you break the law of fate
18:06you'll be wiped from existence
18:12no
18:13get your filthy hands off my kids
18:24do it like this put your backs into it
18:27if you let these little rats slip because you grew a conscience
18:30i'll sell your asses to the galleys
18:37i can't stomach this anymore
18:40even if it vaporizes my soul i am saving those heirs
18:48wait famus
18:49i feel the power of the sea god
19:10back the hell off
19:20look
19:20it's lord poseidon's
19:23the boss is actually back
19:28jennifer sweetheart i'm here
19:29i am so sorry i let you go through this hell
19:32it's really you
19:34thank god he actually brought you back to me
19:37look this is chris and sophia
19:41our kids
19:43dad
19:44we totally knew it was you
19:46you actually came back
19:48what in the hell just happened
19:50jesus how'd i end up eating dirt
19:53father forget that look over there
19:55that filthy beggar is back
19:58talk
20:00right now
20:01who did this
20:02which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch jennifer and my kids
20:07you don't get to question us
20:08jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the sea god
20:12they brought this shit storm on us
20:14as their father you should be paying for their sins with your life
20:18almighty sea god please forgive us
20:20these four impure wretches aren't part of our family
20:23don't lump us in with their sins
20:25i'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage
20:35you absolute clowns
20:37you keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the sea god
20:41without realizing i am the sea god
21:00holy crap he really is the sea god
21:03oh great sea god please forgive us
21:05mason and his screwed up family pulled the strings we're innocent
21:09don't buy his bullshit
21:10open your eyes
21:11it's just a cheap dark magic trick
21:13if the real sea god was here
21:15we'd all be dead meat
21:17he actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god
21:20if the real god finds out we worship the damn warlock
21:23we're cooked
21:24we gotta skin this freak and his family alive
21:26before anyone finds out
21:28you arrogant brain death mortals
21:31you tortured my wife and kids
21:34so now i'm thing terive i'm bringing down the ocean's wrath
21:38i'll give you a front row seat to exactly who you're messing with
21:49no freaking way
21:50is this filthy beggar actually the sea god
22:01ha look at that i totally called it
22:05this filthy street rat is a complete fraud
22:16what the hell is happening to my hand
22:34wait why did the sea god statue just blow to pieces
22:38you brain dead idiots
22:40the real sea god is pissed because this peasant is playing dress up with his name
22:45help me pin this bastard down and finish him
22:48step on it
22:49if we don't string them up right now
22:51the sea god is gonna wipe us off the map
22:53the ocean will swallow us whole
22:55freeze
22:57look he's running on fumes
22:59now's our window to take this warwick out
23:02what the hell is going on
23:05enough
23:06i'll let it slide you got played earlier
23:08but from this second on if you touch my wife and kids
23:11i'll rain literal hellfire on you
23:13you gullible morons
23:16everyone knows jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago
23:20like the c-dotted would moo light as a tramp
23:23like he'd knock up a slut like jennifer and just poof into thin air
23:27i bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic
23:35damn straight
23:36a true god is untouchable
23:39you hack this warlock to pieces
23:42and i'll toss you ten gold coins right here
23:46right now
24:01unfreaking believable
24:03unfreaking believable
24:04the guy's literally made of steel
24:10almighty sea god please forgive your cluteless blind believers
24:15you unrepentant mortals
24:17you actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me
24:22you vicious brain dead clowns
24:25time to face the music
24:31holy crap he really is the sea god
24:34we are dead meat
24:40what just happened why am i running on empty
24:42no the coma
24:43i burned through all my divine mocha fighting off that damn curse for nine years
24:51this damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion
24:54we need to get the high priest down here to wreck him
24:57you absolute idiots
24:58do you seriously think this washed up bum is the sea god
25:02he's just a wicked warlock
25:04if he was actually poseidon
25:06he wouldn't be this pathetic
25:09it's an ancient curse
25:10i tank my powers fighting it off
25:13that's why i'm weakened
25:14you brain dead sheep
25:15only morons swallow a lie that pathetic
25:18anyone who sides with this warlock has catched hell when the real god finds out
25:30shut the hell up
25:33who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea god under my roof
25:42a little birdie told me some crack pop in here
25:46is parading around calling himself the sea god
25:50your holiness it's this wicked warlock
25:52he's using dark magic to fake being the sea god
25:54and scam our tributes
25:55high priest
25:56you're the only hotline to the sea god
25:59if he was really coming down
26:00he'd have given you a heads up
26:08i haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea god coming down
26:11you're just some two-bit sorcerer
26:13using cheap magic to play god
26:17the high priest is his top servant
26:20this guy really is just a fraud
26:22putting on a cheap magic act
26:24make him pay
26:28thank god for the high priest
26:30we almost bought the scam
26:33the sea god would have been pissed
26:36and we'd be dead meat
26:40what a joke
26:41i don't have some mortal messenger down here
26:43he's full of shit
26:44you arrogant little speck
26:47did you really think you could hijack my name
26:48without facing my wrath
26:50you son of a bitch
26:51how dare you slander me
26:53i'm tossing your ass in the dungeon
26:55and executing you myself
27:19holy crap what's happening
27:21the high priest just got zapped by lightning
27:23is that guy actually the sea god
27:29bullshit
27:30impossible
27:31yeah that was the sea god's wrath
27:33warning me
27:35because you spinless cowards
27:37are dragging your feet
27:38letting this goddamn warlock
27:40run free in his temple
27:43oh it was his wrath
27:44all right
27:45but who do you think called it down
27:48listen up
27:49defy the sea god
27:51and you'll get worse than lightning
27:53he'll unleash a tidal wave
27:55and wash every last traitor
27:57straight to hell
28:10ignorant sheep
28:25no freaking way
28:30no freaking way
28:31no freaking way
28:37even running on a fraction of my power
28:40you bottom feeders
28:41couldn't lay a finger on my family
28:46guys listen
28:47there is zero chance he's the sea god
28:49since when does a god fall for a random munal
28:51it's a joke
28:52he's a cheap warlock
28:54hold the line
28:55did you idiots forget his orders
28:56want to get swallowed by a tidal wave
28:59we're dead meat if you back down
29:02but his voodoo is too strong
29:04we can't even dent this freakish water wall
29:08bullshit
29:09every trick has a loophole
29:10hurl every sharp object we've got
29:12something's bound to bust this cheap ass force mailed
29:21dad you just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air
29:26are you actually the sea god
29:30you bet he is sweetie
29:31your dad would never lie to you
29:36all right if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo
29:39it's time to bring out the big gun
29:43watch and weep warlock
29:46i don't care how strong your mojo is
29:49it ain't surviving the sea god's anchor
29:56trident shield jennephy
30:10trident shield jennephy
30:23are you kidding me
30:24how did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig
30:27who the hell are you
30:30i warned you you absolute fools
30:33open your damn eyes
30:34this is the trident
30:36the ultimate symbol of the ocean
30:38and i am its master
30:39poseidon
30:41the sea god
30:43the sea god
30:44he actually is the sea god
30:46sweet jesus what the hell have i done
30:50you've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years
30:54just to line your own pockets
30:56that is an unforgivable sin
31:05no almighty sea god mercy
31:07william brain masked us
31:09we never wanted to hurt your family
31:12lord side and please spare us
31:15jennifer
31:15these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell
31:19it's your call
31:20how do you want me to finish them
31:22no
31:24jennifer
31:24my precious daughter don't do this
31:26you know me i would never truly hurt you
31:28okay
31:29i screwed up i admit it
31:31but i see the light now
31:32we share the same blood
31:34we're family
31:34please jennifer
31:36don't let them wipe us off the map
31:38over a grudge
31:39think of the kids
31:41exactly
31:42jennifer my sweet sister
31:44we share the same blood
31:46i swear to god
31:47i'll never pull this shit again
31:49please
31:50cut us a break
31:55honey i'm not a monster like them
31:57they still share blood with our kids
32:00i won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in chris and sophia's heads
32:04let's just walk away
32:06i just want a peaceful life
32:29well look at you gorgeous
32:32you must be my boy poseidon's wife
32:35absolutely stunning
32:48mother
32:49oh my goodness
32:51and who are these two adorable little monkeys
32:56mother
32:57these are the kids jennifer gave me
32:59pretty cute right
33:01grandma
33:02grandma
33:05are you kidding me
33:07nobody told me i hit the absolute jackpot
33:12i packed way too light
33:14but don't worry darlings
33:15grandma's gonna spoil you rotten
33:17once we get home
33:23what the actual hell
33:26i've never seen this much gold
33:30one single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet
33:39come along my precious grandbabies
33:42let grandma show you how we do real gifts
33:45come along my precious grandbabies
34:05take a look kiddos
34:07a little welcome gift from grandma
34:10what do you think
34:11we'd love anything you give us grandma
34:13but there's literally nothing here
34:41whoa this is freaking awesome
34:44oh it melts my heart to see you love it
34:47thanks a million grandma
34:49jennifer my dear
34:51slap on this pearl necklace
34:53and you'll literally never age
34:55this bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease
34:57and this ring
34:58calls down lightning on demand
35:00just a little welcome to the family starter pack
35:02no way mother
35:04these are priceless
35:04i can't accept them
35:08oh my god
35:09i am so so sorry
35:11i swear it slipped
35:12jessica used to beat me black and blue
35:14just for breaking a cheap bowl
35:15now i've shattered something priceless
35:17from the sea god's mother
35:18she's gonna skin me alive
35:20hey deep breaths jennifer
35:22relax
35:23remember mother gave those to you
35:25they're yours now
35:26you can smash every last one of them
35:28if it makes you happy
35:33oh sweetheart
35:34no this is 100% on me
35:36i totally forgot that necklace
35:38is so packed with magic
35:39it shatters on impact
35:41i can't believe i almost gave you a heart attack
35:43bad grandma
35:44jennifer honey
35:45stop walking on eggshells
35:47chuck this bling at the wall for fun
35:48break it all bring fresh batches
35:50until you realize you're one of us
35:53thank you mother
35:55hold on poseidon
35:56where's your gift
35:57this poor girl went through nine years of hell
35:59because you face planted into a coma
36:00treat her like royalty
36:02or i'll personally kick your ass to the curb
36:04mother
36:04chill
36:05i already hooked jennifer up
36:07with a massive gift
36:08back at my palace
36:09i just didn't bring it
36:10because
36:10i was rushing to save her
36:13i'll grab it the second
36:14we kept breather babe
36:18hold the phone
36:19i brought a little something
36:20for my new sister-in-law too
36:27look i'm really sorry jennifer
36:29this whole disaster is basically my fault
36:31you and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me
36:34consider this a my bad care package
36:36a massive dose of raw divine power
36:38zeus you absolute meathead
36:39did you completely forget
36:41jennifer is still 100% human
36:43her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet
36:46ah
36:47crap
36:48my bad jennifer
36:49i totally dropped the ball on that one
36:51brain frat
36:52hand it over
36:55i'll just convert your raw power
36:57into a mountain of jewelry
36:58for jennifer to make up for your screw up
37:01jennifer our wedding down here
37:02was pretty bare spoon
37:03and my family missed it
37:04let's do a massive blowout
37:06invite the whole pantheon
37:07to shower you and the kids with blessings
37:09sorry honey
37:10can we skip the blowout
37:11chris
37:12sophia
37:12and i are literally nobodies
37:14we'd stick out like sarathees
37:15partying with actual gods
37:17i'm just really freaked out
37:19are they gonna act like aunt michelle
37:21and beat us up for being trash
37:22we don't need them
37:24just you and dad is enough
37:29my poor sweet babies
37:30you've been through the wrencher
37:31listen to grandma okay
37:33that nightmare is over
37:34none of my kids are toxic snobs like that
37:37they'll treat you like absolute royalty
37:38damn right
37:39i guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms
37:41and if you're still spooked
37:43i swear on my life
37:44as long as i'm breathing
37:45nobody lays a finger on you
37:47okay bestiden
37:48i trust you
37:59the wedding dress is the main event
38:01and these mortal rags are tragically basic
38:05even top tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our jennifer
38:14grandma
38:14i brought the wardrobe
38:23jennifer
38:24go nuts
38:25pick out absolutely anything you want
38:28up here
38:29we use magic power like cash
38:31and zeus's apology fund is basically a bottomless black card
38:36unreal
38:39it's so insanely soft
38:42i've been stuck in patched up potato sacks my whole life
38:45i'm actually allowed to wear this
38:51obviously but zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom made
38:57by yours truly
39:02hey jennifer look at me
39:03by the almighty ocean
39:05my beautiful wife how did you get so breathtakingly gorgeous
39:09mom you look insanely pretty
39:11i had zero clue you were this stunning jennifer and your kids are adorable
39:15look i whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly just rock these around the palace
39:19this is just thank you so so much we absolutely love it
39:25don't mention it but hey grandma jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones we need to put some
39:31meat on them
39:32hestia has actually been cooking up a storm
39:34pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast just for jennifer and the kids
39:38she even called dibs on catering the wedding
39:40you guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this this is way too much
39:44jennifer you've raised two kids solo while getting stomped on by monsters listen to me
39:48you need to seriously carb load
39:50damn right your health is the only thing i care about
39:53don't fight us just be a good girl and eat up
40:02hey there jennifer come on over dig in and let me know what hits the spot
40:16awesome i didn't even know food could taste this freaking good
40:24come on jennifer let your husband pamper you for a second say ah
40:44hope you like the setup babe mother went totally overboard
40:48if you hate any of it just say the word i'll tear it down and start from scratch no sweat
40:51oh don't even worry about it honey i'm obsessed with it
40:57jennifer
40:59mother's got chris and sophia for the night so we've got the place to ourselves
41:03what do you say we go for baby number three
41:06oh honey no
41:09three kids i'd lose my mind trying to handle all of them
41:12babe you're married to the sea god even if we're swamped
41:15my mom and siblings are right next door our kids will never be alone
41:20plus my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth i'd put her on speed dial
41:25you wouldn't feel a thing
41:27all right all right you're the boss
41:48god jennifer you're just as breathtaking as the day we married
42:02grandma where's mom she's the vip today why is she mia
42:07hold on a minute kiddo let's go track down your dad and figure this out
42:15hey pasteiden why the hold up with jennifer did we hit a snag
42:21well jennifer and i didn't get any sleep until the sun came up she's dead to the world so i
42:25figured i'd let her rest i just slipped out
42:28freaking believable the wedding is literally about to start could you really
42:32not keep it in your pants for one night all right mother chill i'm going to get her
42:35right now
42:44holy crap poseidon actually let me sleep in it's our damn wedding day
42:48i'm gonna be so late i gotta sprint
42:57mother playing favorites as always
43:01giving a punk like poseidon a palace this sick
43:16i'm real
43:18what's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this
43:23hey gorgeous hades god of the underworld ditch the snooze fest and come be my queen
43:29yeah hard pass not interested
43:37cute but that's not really your call to make sweetheart
43:47back off
43:59hate is what the hell do you think you're doing
44:05well color me shocked who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you
44:17hades if we didn't share a mother i'd gut you where you stand
44:25what the hell is going on here
44:30hades how did i race such a scumbag
44:33apologize to jennifer
44:35right now
44:36my bad jennifer didn't know who you were take half my divine power as a peace offering
44:41it'll make you completely immortal
44:43just let it slide mother the wedding's starting let's not waste another second on this creep
44:56in the name of the sea god i swear jennifer is my one and only wife
45:01from this day forward she shares the full power of the ocean with me
45:04i swear on my life to be completely faithful to poseidon until my last breath
45:21mom and dad are gonna live happily ever after with us
45:40grandma mom only wakes up on time when we're around we want to have a sleepover with mom
45:49all right my sweet little angels let it go your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight
46:02honey thank you for giving me such a warm happy home
46:05this place is everything i've ever dreamed of
46:12if you know love it here we'll just put down roots
46:16honestly the only things worth a damn back at my palace are your gifts anyway
46:20i'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow
46:34i won't break my promise this time i swear
46:37three days tops
46:40and this little toy boat if you run into trouble just crush it and i'll be there in a heartbeat
46:55and this barrier unless you say so it'll bounce every single person trying to get in
47:03stay safe out there honey
47:07dad hurry back so we can play
47:24this is it look at this place hades better not be playing us he swore if we pull this off
47:31he'd bring our family's empire back from the dead
47:36hell no he wouldn't he's the god of the underworld
47:41the sea god basically nuked our family lord hades is our only lifeline
47:53over here bet you can't catch us
47:56chris sophia slow down you're gonna eat dirt
47:59we don't care if we get hurt when dad gets back he can patch us up in seconds
48:08yu-ho jennifer come look who's here
48:12why the hell is the door locked
48:15we're your flesh and blood
48:16don't tell me you got amnesia already
48:20nice try but that ain't happening
48:26son of a bitch
48:28hades called it the sea god rigged this place with a force field
48:32our only play is to guilt track jennifer into opening the damn door
48:36jennifer i know you're listening
48:38are you brain dead
48:41we put a roof over your head when you had nothing
48:45now we're homeless
48:46you owe us
48:55cut the crap you made my life a living hell back then don't act like you did me a favor
49:01jennifer i'm your own flesh and blood
49:04are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day
49:08your husband is the freaking sea god a few table grabs could save our family
49:13yeah jennifer just bail us out this once
49:18consider it rent for housing you
49:21we swear we'll never bother you again
49:25get a grip jennifer
49:27stop giving them handouts
49:30but
49:31if a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good maybe it's worth it
49:39you better keep your word
49:41take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again
49:49are you really that dense jennifer
49:51i've literally never played it straight with you
50:06jennifer those goddamn merchants are psychos
50:09they robbed us blind took your gold and now they want us dead
50:12please open the damn door
50:15jennifer they only went psycho because you're the sea god's wife
50:19this is 100% on you you can't leave us out here to get butchered
50:27i'm dead serious jennifer the merchant and his goons are right on our ass
50:32if you don't let us in you're signing our death warrants
50:35jennifer you really gonna watch your father get slaughtered make your mother a widow
50:38if word gets out she raised a heartless monster society will destroy her
51:04how'd you score a pad like this anyway
51:06get off your ass and hand this house over to us
51:09we gave you a place to crash now you owe us a house
51:13do i seriously have to cry for poseidon to bail me out again
51:17no i can't keep dragging him into my messes
51:28unreal look at this motherlod
51:30father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash
51:34trash like jennifer doesn't deserve this we do
51:42check out this palace the bling is nice but the real estate is the real jackpot
51:46we gotta get our names on that deed
51:48you brain dead idiots did you forget hades orders
51:51move your asses chuck that bitch jennifer out onto the street
51:57right lord hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off
52:01what the heck do you think you're doing when dad finds out he's gonna wipe the floor with you
52:06yeah you stupid jerks if you touch mom dad is gonna destroy you
52:13give me a break how's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife
52:17banged his own brother he'll either boot her or drown her ass
52:25no father why are you doing this to me
52:45not bad at all like we agree i'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome
52:51you're the best lord hades thank you
52:56get your hands off her
53:05get your hands off her
53:21i gave you your chance hades
53:29jennifer you were in real danger why didn't you call me
53:34honey i'm so sorry i just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate
53:38i'm just a useless mortal i can't keep dragging you down
53:43look at me babe we're married
53:46nothing in this universe matters more than you
53:49i already missed nine years
53:55come hell or high water you're never facing anything alone again
54:02i get it honey i promise
54:12and as for these psychos
54:15they've crossed the line too many times
54:18even if you want to give them a pass
54:20i'm gonna slaughter every last one of them
54:29almighty sea god please
54:31you've got it all wrong
54:32we only broke in
54:33because we caught jennifer that absolute slut
54:36hooking up with another guy
54:38we were protecting your honor
54:40exactly
54:41if we hadn't showed up
54:43she'd be all over some other dude
54:45honestly you should be thanking us
54:47you're all sick in the head
54:49i'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth
54:52you're all sick in the head
55:09you're all sick in the head
55:11you're all sick in the head
55:11you're all sick in the head
55:12you're all sick in the head
55:12you're all sick in the head
55:12you're all sick in the head
55:16you're sick in the head
55:16you're sick in the head
55:16you're sick in the head
55:31Poseidon, you gullible idiot.
55:34I pushed your buttons and you practically hand-delivered your own divine weapon to me.
55:38Did you skip Godhub 101?
55:40If a bonded weapon gets corrupted by a god on my level, the backlash tears the owner apart.
55:49Look, brother, I don't want to end you.
55:52Just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll let you walk.
56:00Come on, Jennifer.
56:02Doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug?
56:07Poseidon, please, get up!
56:09Jennifer, get over here.
56:10Give yourself to me and I'll pull the plug on his torture.
56:15Don't listen to him, Jennifer.
56:18Get over here, Jennifer, or I swear I'm going to erase Poseidon from existence right now.
56:26Don't.
56:28Jennifer, listen to me.
56:30If you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding, get over here right now.
56:35Please, just stop hurting Poseidon.
56:42I'll do it.
56:44I agree to whatever you want.
56:48Poseidon, please take good care of our kids and my mother.
57:08You lay a finger on my woman, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:15You lay a finger on my wife.
57:15You lay a finger on my wife.
57:15You lay a finger on my wife.
57:15You lay a finger on my wife.
57:17You lay a finger on my wife.
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