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My Love Touches the Divine - Full EP
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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:25If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet.
01:34You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:41But, Father, I can't marry Paul. The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride
01:47anymore.
01:47I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here. You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy. Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:03Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancΓ© for me, too. We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treats you.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a 70-year-old geez
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:16and as his side piece, not his wife! It's not the same, Michelle!
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:23I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:07Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash.
03:16Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tram.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:05Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:12He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares out about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but to me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here, honey.
04:44I mean my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:06For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:08We'rey.
05:22We're.
05:24We're.
05:25We're.
05:27We are.
05:37We're.
05:41Oh my god, what the hell just happened?
05:43Where did this insane crystal palaces come from?
05:54Don't sweat the details right now.
06:01Jennifer, my sweet.
06:03It's still our wedding night.
06:05Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:10Absolutely.
06:11Like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:19Trust me.
06:20I'm going to make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:54Lord Poseidon, sorry to crash the party.
06:57But Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth.
06:58The All-Mother needs you for a rescue op, stat.
07:10Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've got to go.
07:12Don't panic.
07:13I'll be back in your arms in nine days, tops.
07:33Mother, what the hell happened?
07:34Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever dream?
07:40Poseidon, you're finally awake.
07:44Remember that ancient curse you tripped Bailing Zeus out?
07:47That's what knocked you out cold.
08:05Merciful seas, the Trident actually accepted you?
08:09Don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal whose head over heels for you.
08:23Spill it!
08:24Who is she?
08:26Just a regular mortal girl.
08:29But to me, she's everything.
08:32We're already married, Mother.
08:34If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:39Praise the oceans!
08:41Listen to me, kiddo.
08:42Go fetch her right this second.
08:44I am literally dying to meet this girl.
08:49Say less, Mother.
08:50Consider it done.
08:52Hold on, Poseidon.
08:53There's a catch.
08:54You've been in that coma for nine whole years.
08:58Which means...
09:00That poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years!
09:05Are you kidding?
09:06I ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years?
09:08No, this is beyond messed up.
09:10I need to get down there right now.
09:26Ugh, too basic.
09:27Go raid the Divine Vault for the golden apples.
09:29I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:34Actually, scratch that.
09:35I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:54It's been nine goddamn years.
09:57How much longer is it going to take for him to show his face again?
10:01Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?
10:08I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and Father just dumped on me.
10:11I'll get to it!
10:12You brainless cow!
10:14The goddamn stench ruined my dresses!
10:16I let you and your two little bastards crash here.
10:18I feed you, and you can't even handle one basic chore?
10:21Hey, back the hell off.
10:23This is my house, too.
10:25Ah!
10:27You have no right to run your mouth at me!
10:29Those brats of yours are just like you!
10:32Ungrateful, blood-sucking parasites!
10:34Mom!
10:37You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses.
10:39Look around!
10:40We're the only ones keeping this damn house from falling apart!
10:46That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do!
10:51Back off!
10:53Don't you dare touch our mother!
10:59You filthy little street rat bastards!
11:01That's what you've got for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:03You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth!
11:07Strip them, douse them in ice water, and lock them in the stables!
11:10Sneak them a single crumb, and they'll be hell to pay!
11:14Chill, Mum.
11:16Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus.
11:19Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:22Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage!
11:24We can't keep my big-shot son-in-law waiting!
11:45This is seriously creeping me out.
11:47Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:56Wait, that era...
11:58The bloodline of the Sea God?
12:00How the hell did it end up here?
12:07Oh, almighty Lord of the Sea, we offer these tributes with the purest intentions.
12:13Bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune.
12:17Stop standing around like idiots!
12:19Your only job right now is to pray to the Sea God to protect Ryan's fleet!
12:24Honestly, letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the Sea God is a massive privilege.
12:30Keep dragging your feet, and I'll assume you're itching for the stables.
12:34Maybe if I pray to the statue, it'll actually bring my husband back safely.
12:42No! Stop!
12:43We cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the Sea God!
12:49Oh, great Sea God, please just let my husband come home soon.
12:53Oh, great Sea God, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:04Oh, great Sea God, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:11Oh, great Sea God, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:30Somebody seriously pissed off the Sea God
13:33His rage just blew those statues to smithogreens
13:43If the Sea God is throwing a tantrum
13:45Anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed
13:49God damn it
13:50Who has the absolute stones to piss off the Sea God
13:53If the ocean slaps a curse on us
13:55Our entire cash flow goes down the toilet
13:59Listen up people
14:00It has to be them
14:01Their filthy bastard bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe
14:05So it was you three little rats
14:07Growl for forgiveness right this minute
14:09Or I swear to God your lives are going to be a waking nightmare
14:15Son of a bitch
14:17How dare they treat the airs to the sea like garbage
14:19We're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit
14:22Keto, ping Lord Poseidon right now
14:25No, my kid's blood isn't filthy
14:28We literally haven't done a single thing wrong
14:30So why the hell would the Sea God be pissed at us
14:32This is absolute bullshit
14:34Shut your mouth peasant
14:35Grab them, burn them at the stake
14:38The only way to calm the Sea God's rage
14:40Is absolute agony
15:02Holy crap, it's Lord Poseidon
15:08Stand down
15:19Hold up, did anyone else just hear that?
15:23Damn it, we're too far
15:24Poseidon can't manifest here
15:26Just hang on a little longer
15:28My lady, little ones
15:29You gotta believe me
15:30He's coming
15:32Burning the main enough for the Sea God
15:35He's sending us a sign
15:38Father
15:38Word is the Sea God skins traitors alive
15:41Packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed shells
15:44Turning them into gravel to walk on for eternity
15:47Father
15:48My kids and I are innocent
15:50The real sinners are these sick freaks
15:52Putting their hands on children
15:53Oh, so the Sea God's pissed at us?
15:55His biggest believers?
15:57Bullshit!
15:57I dump cash and prayers on his altar every year
16:00While you, you filthy peasants
16:01Ain't cocked up shit
16:02Zip it, Jennifer
16:03You're a completely lost Oz
16:08Mom! Mom!
16:14Look, Jen
16:15I didn't want to get my hands dirty
16:17But you brought the Sea God's haul down on us
16:19Skinning you alive
16:21Is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this
16:25Back off, you ugly witch
16:27Don't you dare lay a finger on our mom
16:36You little maggots
16:38This is what happens when you piss off the Sea God
16:42You're not dragging our whole family to hell with you
16:52You dirty little bastards
16:56Don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you
17:01No, Michelle, let go of my kids
17:04It's my skin
17:05I'll take the hit
17:06Just don't touch them
17:10Jennifer
17:11This is your goddamn fault
17:13If you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat
17:16And pout these bastards
17:17We wouldn't be in this mess
17:19No, put this all on me
17:21Chris and Sophia are good kids
17:24They're your own flesh and blood
17:26For God's sake
17:27You can't do this
17:28Get the hell off me
17:29I don't have any filthy grandchildren
17:31What the hell are you brain-dead idiots waiting for?
17:34Skin them alive already
17:41These mortals
17:43No
17:43These monsters
17:45How dare they stoop this low?
17:50Screw it
17:51I'm taking my true form to save the heirs
18:00Thomas, stop
18:01You know the rules
18:02If you manifest in the mortal realm
18:05You break the law of fate
18:06You'll be wiped from existence
18:13No
18:13Get your filthy hands off my kids
18:24Do it like this
18:26Put your backs into it
18:27If you let these little rats slip
18:29Because you grew a conscience
18:30I'll sell your asses to the galleys
18:38I can't stomach this anymore
18:40Even if it vaporizes my soul
18:42I am saving those heirs
18:48Wait, Samus
18:50I feel the power of the sea god
19:20It's Lord Poseidon's
19:23The boss is actually back
19:27Jennifer, sweetheart
19:29I'm here
19:29I am so sorry I let you go through this hell
19:32It's really you?
19:34Thank God he actually brought you back to me
19:37Look
19:38This is Chris and Sophia
19:41Our kids
19:43Dad
19:44We totally knew it was you
19:46You actually came back
19:48What in the hell just happened?
19:50Jesus
19:51How'd I end up eating dirt?
19:54Father, forget that look over there
19:56That filthy beggar is back
19:58Talk
20:00Right now
20:01Who did this?
20:03Which one of you sick freaks
20:04Had the balls to touch
20:05Jennifer and my kids?
20:07You don't get to question us
20:08Jennifer and your two little roaches
20:10Pissed off the sea god
20:12They brought this shitstorm on us
20:14As their father
20:14You should be paying for their sins
20:16With your life
20:18Almighty sea god
20:19Please forgive us
20:20These four impure wretches
20:22Aren't part of our family
20:23Don't lump us in with their sins
20:25I'll skin them and burn them alive
20:26Right now
20:27To appease your rage
20:35You absolute clowns
20:37You keep running your mouths
20:39About my family
20:40Pissing off the sea god
20:41Without realizing
20:43I am the sea god
20:44Pissing off the sea god
21:03Oh great sea god
21:04Please forgive us
21:05Mason and his screwed up family
21:07Pulled the strings
21:08We're innocent
21:09Don't buy his bullshit
21:10Open your eyes
21:11It's just a cheap dark magic trick
21:14If the real sea god was here
21:15We'd all be dead meat
21:17He actually has the balls
21:19To impersonate the sea god
21:20If the real god finds out
21:22We worshipped a damn warlock
21:23We're cooked
21:24We gotta skin this freak
21:25And his family alive
21:26Before anyone finds out
21:28You arrogant
21:29Brain-death mortals
21:31You tortured my wife
21:33And kids
21:34So now
21:35I'm thing terive
21:36I'm bringing down
21:37The ocean's wrath
21:38I'll give you a front row seat
21:41To exactly who you're messing with
21:49No freaking way
21:50Is this filthy beggar
21:52Actually the sea god?
22:02Look at that
22:03I totally called it
22:05This filthy street rat
22:07Is a complete fraud
22:16What the hell is happening
22:17To my hand?
22:34Wait
22:35Why did the sea god statue
22:37Just blow to pieces?
22:38You brain-dead idiots
22:40The real sea god is pissed
22:42Because this peasant
22:43Is playing dress up
22:44With his name
22:45Help me pin this bastard down
22:47And finish him
22:48Step on it
22:49If we don't string them up
22:51Right now
22:51The sea god is gonna
22:52Wipe us off the map
22:53The ocean will swallow us whole
22:55Freeze
22:57Look
22:57He's running on fumes
22:59Now's our window
23:00To take this warwick out
23:02What the hell is going on?
23:05Enough
23:06I'll let it slide
23:07You got played earlier
23:08But from this second on
23:09If you touch my wife
23:11And kids
23:11I'll rain literal hellfire on you
23:13You gullible morons
23:16Everyone knows
23:17Jennifer hitched a beggar
23:19Nine years ago
23:20Like the sea dotted
23:22Would moo light as a tramp
23:23Like he'd knock up
23:24A slut like Jennifer
23:26And just poop into thin air
23:27I bet my bottom dollar
23:29This rat spent the last nine years
23:31Grinding dark magic
23:35Damn straight
23:36A true god is untouchable
23:39You hack this warlock
23:41To pieces
23:42And I'll toss you
23:44Ten gold coins
23:45Right here
23:46Right now
24:01Unfreaking believable
24:03The guy's literally
24:05Made of steel
24:10Almighty sea god
24:11Please forgive your
24:13Cluteless blind believers
24:15You unrepentant mortals
24:17You actually tried to
24:19Weaponize my own followers
24:21Against me
24:22You vicious
24:24Brain dead clowns
24:25Time to face the music
24:32Holy crap
24:33He really is the sea god
24:34We are dead meat
24:40What just happened
24:41Why am I running on empty
24:42No
24:42The coma
24:43I burned through all my divine
24:45Moga fighting off that damn curse
24:47For nine years
24:51This damn sorcerer is
24:52Gaslighting us with illusion
24:54We need to get the high priest
24:55Down here to wreck him
24:57You absolute idiots
24:58Do you seriously think
25:00This washed up bum
25:01Is the sea god
25:02He's just a wicked warlock
25:04If he was actually Poseidon
25:06He wouldn't be this pathetic
25:09It's an ancient curse
25:10I tank my powers
25:12Fighting it off
25:13That's why I'm weakened
25:14You brain dead sheep
25:15Only morons swallow a lie
25:17That pathetic
25:18Anyone who sides with this warlock
25:20Has catch hell
25:21When the real god finds out
25:30Shut the hell up
25:33Who's got the nerve
25:34To impersonate the sea god
25:36Under my roof
25:42A little birdie told me
25:44Some crackpop in here
25:46Is parading around
25:47Calling himself the sea god
25:50Your holiness
25:51It's this wicked warlock
25:52He's using dark magic
25:53To fake being the sea god
25:54And scam our tributes
25:55High priest
25:56You're the only hotline
25:58To the sea god
25:59If he was really coming down
26:00He'd have given you
26:01A heads up
26:08I haven't heard
26:09A damn thing
26:10Thing about the sea god
26:11Coming down
26:11You're just some
26:12Two-bit sorcerer
26:13Using cheap magic
26:15To play god
26:17The high priest
26:18Is his top servant
26:20This guy really is
26:21Just a fraud
26:22Putting on a cheap magic act
26:24Make him pay
26:28Thank god for the high priest
26:30We almost bought the scam
26:33The sea god
26:34Would have been pissed
26:35And we'd be dead meat
26:40What a joke
26:41I don't have some
26:42Mortal messenger down here
26:43He's full of shit
26:44You arrogant little speck
26:47Did you really think
26:47You could hijack my name
26:48Without facing my wrath
26:50You son of a bitch
26:51How dare you slander me
26:53I'm tossing your ass
26:55In the dungeon
26:55And executing you myself
27:19Holy crap
27:20What's happening
27:21The high priest
27:22Just got zapped by lightning
27:23Is that guy
27:24Actually the sea god
27:29Bullshit
27:30Impossible
27:31Yeah that was
27:32The sea god's wrath
27:33Warning me
27:35Because you spinless cowards
27:37Are dragging your feet
27:38Letting this goddamn warlock
27:40Run free in his temple
27:43Oh it was his wrath
27:44Alright
27:45But who do you think
27:46Called it down
27:48Listen up
27:49Defy the sea god
27:51And you'll get worse
27:52Than lightning
27:53He'll unleash a tidal wave
27:55And wash every last traitor
27:57Straight to hell
28:10Ignorant sheep
28:25No freaking way
28:30No freaking way
28:31No freaking way
28:38Even running on a fraction
28:39Of my power
28:40You bottom feeders
28:41Couldn't lay a finger
28:42On my family
28:46Guys listen
28:47There is zero chance
28:48He's the sea god
28:49Since when does a god
28:50Fall for a random munal
28:51It's a joke
28:52He's a cheap warlock
28:54Hold the line
28:55Did you idiots
28:56Forget his orders
28:56Want to get swallowed
28:58Want to get swallowed
28:58By a tidal wave
28:59We're dead meat
29:00If you back down
29:02But his voodoo
29:03Is too strong
29:04We can't even
29:05Dense this freakish
29:07Water wall
29:08Bullshit
29:09Every trick
29:10Has a loophole
29:10Hurl every sharp object
29:12We've got
29:12Something's bound
29:13To bust this
29:14Cheap ass
29:15Force mailed
29:22Dad
29:22You just whipped up
29:23A freaking magical shield
29:25Out of thin air
29:26Are you actually
29:28The sea god
29:30You bet he is
29:31Sweetie
29:31Your dad would
29:32Never lie to you
29:36Alright
29:37If standard weapons
29:38Can't cut through
29:38This voodoo
29:39It's time to bring
29:40Out the big gun
29:43Watch and weep
29:45Warlock
29:45I don't care
29:47How strong
29:48Your mojo is
29:49It ain't surviving
29:50The sea god's anchor
29:56Trident
29:57Shield
29:58Genefee
30:10Trident
30:11Shield
30:11Genefee
30:23Are you kidding me
30:24How did the sea god's anchor
30:26Snap like a twig
30:27Who the hell are you
30:31I warned you
30:32You absolute fools
30:33Open your damn eyes
30:34This is the trident
30:36The ultimate symbol
30:37Of the ocean
30:38And I
30:38Am its master
30:39Poseidon
30:41The sea god
30:42The sea god
30:44He actually is
30:45The sea god
30:46Sweet Jesus
30:47What the hell
30:48Have I done
30:50You've hijacked my name
30:52To scam my believers
30:53For years
30:54Just to line
30:55Your own pockets
30:56That is an unforgivable sin
31:05No almighty sea god
31:07No almighty sea god
31:07William brainmashed us
31:09We never wanted to hurt your family
31:12Lord side and please spare us
31:15Jennifer
31:15These monsters put you and the kids
31:17Through absolute hell
31:19It's your call
31:20How do you want me to finish them
31:22No
31:24Jennifer
31:24My precious daughter
31:26Don't do this
31:26You know me
31:27I would never truly hurt you
31:28Okay
31:29I screwed up
31:30I admit it
31:31But I see the light now
31:32We share the same blood
31:34We're family
31:34Please Jennifer
31:36Don't let him wipe us off the map
31:38Over a grudge
31:39Think of the kids
31:41Exactly
31:42Jennifer
31:43My sweet sister
31:44We share the same blood
31:46I swear to god
31:47I'll never pull this shit again
31:49Please
31:50Cut us a break
31:55Honey
31:56I'm not a monster like them
31:57They still share blood
31:58With our kids
32:00I won't plant that toxic seed
32:01Of hatred in Chris and Sophia's heads
32:04Let's just walk away
32:06I just want a peaceful life
32:29Well look at you gorgeous
32:32You must be my boy Poseidon's wife
32:35Absolutely stunning
32:48Mother
32:49Oh my goodness
32:51And who are these two adorable little monkeys
32:56Mother
32:57These are the kids Jennifer gave me
32:59Pretty cute, right?
33:01Grandma
33:02Grandma
33:03Grandma
33:05Are you kidding me?
33:07Nobody told me I hit the absolute jackpot
33:12I packed way too light
33:14But don't worry, darlings
33:15Grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home
33:23What the actual hell?
33:26I've never seen this much gold
33:30One single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet
33:39Come along my precious grandbabies
33:42Let grandma show you how we do real gifts
34:06Take a look kiddos
34:07Take a look kiddos
34:07A little welcome gift from grandma
34:10What do you think?
34:11We'd love anything you give us grandma
34:14But there's literally nothing here
34:16Ha ha ha ha ha
34:38Whoa!
34:43This is freaking awesome!
34:44Oh, it melts my heart to see you love it
34:47Thanks a million, grandma
34:49Jennifer, my dear
34:51Slap on this pearl necklace and you'll literally never age
34:55This bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease
34:57And this ring?
34:58Calls down lightning on demand
35:00Just a little welcome to the family starter pack
35:02No way, mother!
35:04These are priceless
35:05I can't accept them
35:09Oh my god, I am so, so sorry
35:11I swear it slipped
35:12Jessica used to beat me black and blue just for breaking a cheap bowl
35:15Now I've shattered something priceless from the sea god's mother
35:18She's gonna skin me alive
35:20Hey, deep breaths, Jennifer
35:22Relax
35:23Remember, mother gave those to you
35:25They're yours now
35:26You can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy
35:33Oh, sweetheart, no!
35:35This is 100% on me
35:36I totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic
35:39It shatters on impact
35:41I can't believe I almost gave you a heart attack
35:43Bad grandma
35:44Jennifer, honey
35:45Stop walking on eggshells
35:47Chuck this bling at the wall for fun
35:48Break it all
35:49Bring fresh batches
35:50Until you realize you're one of us
35:53Thank you, mother
35:55Hold on, Poseidon
35:56Where's your gift?
35:57This poor girl went through nine years of hell because you faceplanted into a coma
36:00Treat her like royalty
36:02Or I'll personally kick your ass to the curb
36:04Mother, chill
36:05I already hooked Jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace
36:09I just didn't bring it because I was rushing to save her
36:13I'll grab it the second we can't breath her, babe
36:18Hold the phone
36:19I brought a little something for my new sister-in-law, too
36:27Look, I'm really sorry, Jennifer
36:29This whole disaster is basically my fault
36:31You and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me
36:34Consider this a my bad care package
36:36A massive dose of raw divine power
36:38Zeus, you absolute meathead
36:39Did you completely forget?
36:41Jennifer is still 100% human
36:43Her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet
36:46Ah, crap
36:48My bad, Jennifer
36:49I totally dropped the ball on that one
36:52Brain frat
36:52Hand it over
36:55I'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of jewelry for Jennifer
36:59To make up for your screw-up
37:01Jennifer, our wedding down here was pretty bare-spoen and my family missed it
37:05Let's do a massive blowout
37:06Invite the whole pantheon to shower you and the kids with blessings
37:09Sorry, honey
37:10Can we skip the blowout?
37:11Chris, Sophia, and I are literally nobodies
37:14We'd stick out like Sarah Thies partying with actual gods
37:18I'm just really freaked out
37:19Are they gonna act like Aunt Michelle and beat us up for being trash?
37:23We don't need them
37:24Just you and dad is enough
37:29My poor sweet babies, you've been through the wrencher
37:31Listen to grandma, okay?
37:33That nightmare is over
37:34None of my kids are toxic snobs like that
37:37They'll treat you like absolute royalty
37:38Damn right
37:39I guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms
37:41And if you're still spooked
37:43I swear on my life
37:44As long as I'm breathing
37:45Nobody lays a finger on you
37:47Okay, Besteiden
37:48I trust you
37:59The wedding dress is the main event
38:01And these mortal rags are tragically basic
38:05Even top-tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our Jennifer
38:14Grandma, I brought the wardrobe
38:23Jennifer, go nuts
38:25Pick out absolutely anything you want
38:28Up here, we use magic power like cash
38:31And Zeus' apology fund is basically a bottomless black card
38:36Unreal
38:39It's so insanely soft
38:42I've been stuck in patched-up potato sacks my whole life
38:45I'm actually allowed to wear this?
38:51Obviously
38:51But Zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom-made by yours truly
39:02Hey Jennifer, look at me
39:04By the almighty ocean
39:06My beautiful wife, how did you get so breathtakingly gorgeous?
39:10Mom, you look insanely pretty
39:11I had zero clue you were this stunning, Jennifer
39:14And your kids are adorable
39:15Look, I whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly
39:18Just rock these around the palace
39:19This is just
39:20Thank you so, so much
39:22We absolutely love it
39:25Don't mention it
39:26But hey, Grandma
39:28Jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones
39:30We need to put some meat on them
39:32Hestia's actually been cooking up a storm
39:34Pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast just for Jennifer and the kids
39:38She even called dibs on catering the wedding
39:40You guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this
39:42This is way too much
39:44Jennifer, you've raised two kids solo while getting stomped on by monsters
39:48Listen to me
39:49You need to seriously carb load
39:50Damn right
39:51Your health is the only thing I care about
39:53Don't fight us
39:54Just be a good girl
39:55And eat up
40:02Hey there, Jennifer, come on over
40:04Dig in and let me know what hits the spot
40:15Awesome!
40:16I didn't even know food could taste this freaking good!
40:24Come on, Jennifer
40:25Let your husband pamper you for a second
40:26Say ah
40:45Hope you like the setup, babe
40:46Mother went totally overboard
40:48If you hate any of it, just say the word
40:50I'll tear it down and start from scratch
40:51No sweat
40:52Oh, don't even worry about it, honey
40:54I'm obsessed with it
40:57Jennifer
40:59Mother's got Chris and Sophia for the night
41:01So we've got the place to ourselves
41:03What do you say we go for baby number three?
41:06Oh, honey, no
41:09Three kids?
41:10I'd lose my mind trying to handle all of them
41:12Babe, you're married to the sea god
41:14Even if we're swamped
41:15My mom and siblings are right next door
41:17Our kids will never be alone
41:19Our kids will never be alone
41:21Plus, my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth
41:24I'd put her on speed dial
41:25You wouldn't feel a thing
41:27All right, all right
41:29You're the boss
41:48God, Jennifer
41:50You're just as breathtaking as the day we married
42:02Grandma, where's mom?
42:04She's the VIP today
42:06Why is she MIA?
42:08Hold on a minute, kiddo
42:10Let's go track down your dad and figure this out
42:15Hey, Pistidon
42:16Why the holdup with Jennifer?
42:18Did we hit a snag?
42:20Well, Jennifer and I didn't get any sleep until the sun came up
42:24She's dead to the world
42:25So I figured I'd let her rest
42:26I just slipped out
42:28Freaking believable
42:29The wedding is literally about to start
42:31Could you really not keep it in your pants for one night?
42:33All right, Mother, chill
42:34I'm going to get her right now
42:45Holy crap, Poseidon actually let me sleep in?
42:47It's our damn wedding day
42:48I'm going to be so late
42:49I've got to sprint
42:57Mother playing favorites, as always
43:01Giving a punk like Poseidon a palace this sick
43:15I'm real
43:18What's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this?
43:23Hey, gorgeous
43:24Hades, god of the underworld
43:26Ditch this snooze fest and come be my queen
43:29Yeah, hard pass
43:30Not interested
43:37Cute
43:38But that's not really your call to make, sweetheart
43:47Back off
43:48Back off
43:59Hades, what the hell do you think you're doing?
44:08Hades, what the hell do you think you're doing?
44:17Hades, if we didn't share a mother, I'd gut you where you stand
44:25What the hell is going on here?
44:29Hades, how did I raise such a scumbag?
44:33Hades, how did I raise such a scumbag?
44:33Apologize to Jennifer
44:34Right now
44:36My bad, Jennifer
44:38Didn't know who you were
44:39Take half my divine power as a peace offering
44:41It'll make you completely immortal
44:43Just let it slide, mother
44:44The wedding's starting
44:45Let's not waste another second on this creep
44:56In the name of the sea god
44:58I swear Jennifer is my one and only wife
45:00From this day forward
45:02She shares the full power of the ocean with me
45:04I swear on my life to be completely faithful to Poseidon
45:09Until my last breath
45:20Mom and dad are gonna live happily ever after with us
45:40Grandma, mom only wakes up on time when we're around
45:43We want to have a sleepover with mom
45:49All right, my sweet little angels, let it go
45:51Your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight
46:02Honey, thank you for giving me such a warm, happy home
46:05This place is everything I've ever dreamed of
46:12If you know love it here
46:13We'll just put down roots
46:16Honestly, the only things worth a damn back at my palace are your gifts anyway
46:20I'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow
46:34I won't break my promise this time, I swear
46:37Three days tops
46:40And this little toy boat
46:41If you run into trouble
46:43Just crush it and I'll be there in a heartbeat
46:55And this barrier
46:56Unless you say so
46:57It'll bounce every single person trying to get in
47:03Stay safe out there, honey
47:07Dad, hurry back so we can play
47:25This is it
47:26Look at this place
47:27Hades better not be playing us
47:29He swore if we pull this off
47:31He'd bring our family's empire back from the dead
47:36Hell no, he wouldn't
47:37He's the god of the underworld
47:41The sea god basically nuked our family
47:43Lord Hades is our only lifeline
47:53Over here!
47:55Bet you can't catch us
47:56Chris, Sophia, slow down
47:59You're gonna eat dirt
47:59We don't care if we get hurt
48:02When dad gets back
48:03He can patch us up in seconds
48:08Yoo-ho!
48:10Jennifer!
48:10Come look who's here!
48:12Why the hell is the door locked?
48:15We're your flesh and blood
48:17Don't tell me you got amnesia already!
48:20Nice try, but that ain't happening!
48:26Son of a bitch
48:28Hades called it
48:29The sea god rigged this place with a force field
48:32Our only play is to guilt-track Jennifer into opening the damn door
48:36Jennifer, I know you're listening!
48:38Are you brain dead?
48:41We put a roof over your head when you had nothing!
48:45Now we're homeless!
48:47You owe us!
48:55Cut the crap!
48:56You made my life a living hell back then
48:58Don't act like you did me a favor
49:01Jennifer, I'm your own flesh and blood
49:04Are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day?
49:09Your husband is the freaking sea god
49:11A few table graphs could save our family
49:14Yeah, Jennifer!
49:16Just bail us out this once!
49:18Consider it rent for housing you!
49:21We swear we'll never bother you again
49:25Get a grip, Jennifer
49:27Stop giving them handouts
49:30But if a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good
49:33Maybe it's worth it
49:39You better keep your word
49:41Take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again
49:49Are you really that dense, Jennifer?
49:52I've literally never played it straight with you
50:05Jennifer, those goddamn merchants are psychos
50:09They robbed us blind, took your gold, and now they want us dead!
50:13Please, open the damn door!
50:16Jennifer, they only went psycho because you're the sea god's wife
50:19This is 100% on you
50:21You can't leave us out here to get butchered!
50:27I'm dead serious, Jennifer
50:29The merchant and his goons are right on our ass
50:32If you don't let us in, you're signing our death warrants
50:35Jennifer, are you really gonna watch your father get slaughtered?
50:37Make your mother a widow?
50:39If word gets out she raised a heartless monster
50:41Society will destroy her!
51:04How'd you score a pad like this anyway?
51:07Get off your ass and hand this house over to us
51:09We gave you a place to crash, now you owe us a house!
51:13Do I seriously have to cry for Poseidon to bail me out again?
51:18No, I can't keep dragging him into my messes
51:28Unreal! Look at this mother-lod!
51:30Father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash!
51:35Trash like Jennifer doesn't deserve this!
51:37We do!
51:42Check out this palace
51:43The bling is nice, but the real estate is the real jackpot
51:46We gotta get our names on that deed
51:48You brain-dead idiots!
51:50Did you forget Hades' orders?
51:51Move your asses!
51:53Chuck that bitch Jennifer out onto the street!
51:58Right!
51:58Lord Hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off!
52:01What the heck do you think you're doing?
52:03When Dad finds out, he's gonna wipe the floor with you!
52:06Yeah!
52:07You stupid jerks!
52:09If you touch Mom, Dad is gonna destroy you!
52:13Give me a break!
52:15How's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife banged his own brother?
52:19He'll either boot her or drown her ass!
52:25No!
52:26No!
52:26Father, why are you doing this to me?
52:28No!
52:29No!
52:29Oh!
52:39E negity is making myΡΡ so good!
52:45Not bad at all!
52:46Like we agreed!
52:47I'm going to reward you freaks very handsomely.
52:52You're the best Lord Hades!
52:54Thank you!
52:56Get your hands off her!
53:05Get your hands off her!
53:21I gave you your chance, Hades.
53:29Jennifer, you were in real danger.
53:31Why didn't you call me?
53:34Honey, I'm so sorry.
53:36I just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate.
53:38I'm just a useless mortal.
53:40I can't keep dragging you down.
53:43Look at me, babe. We're married.
53:46Nothing in this universe matters more than you.
53:49I already missed nine years.
53:55Come hell or high water, you're never facing anything alone again.
54:02I get it, honey. I promise.
54:12And as for these psychos, they've crossed the line too many times.
54:18Even if you want to give them a pass, I'm going to slaughter every last one of them!
54:23Oh!
54:29Almighty Sea God, please!
54:31You've got it all wrong!
54:33We only broke in because we caught Jennifer, that absolute slut, hooking up with another guy!
54:39We were protecting your honor!
54:41Exactly!
54:42If we hadn't showed up, she'd be all over some other dude!
54:45Honestly, you should be thanking us!
54:47You're all sick in the head.
54:49I'm going to wipe you off the face of the Earth!
54:51I'll purposely blame him as me!
54:54Oh, it's gone!
54:56No!
55:02Please!
55:07I'm going to wipe you off!
55:12No!
55:31Poseidon, you gullible idiot.
55:34I pushed your buttons and you practically hand-delivered your own divine weapon to me.
55:38Did you skip Godhood 101? If a bonded weapon gets corrupted by a god on my level, the backlash tears
55:44the owner apart.
55:49Look, brother, I don't want to end you. Just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll let you walk.
56:00Come on, Jennifer. Doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug?
56:04Jennifer. Poseidon, please. Get up.
56:09Jennifer, get over here. Give yourself to me and I'll pull the plug on his torture.
56:15Don't listen to him, Jennifer.
56:19Get over here, Jennifer. Or I swear, I'm going to erase Poseidon from existence right now.
56:27Don't.
56:28Jennifer, listen to me. If you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding, get over here. Right now.
56:36Please, just stop hurting Poseidon.
56:42I'll do it.
56:44I agree to whatever you want.
56:48Poseidon, please take good care of our kids and my mother.
57:08You lay a finger on my woman, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
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