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My Love Touches the Divine EPISODE
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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leap.
01:34You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:41But, Father, I can't marry Paul. The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride
01:47anymore.
01:47I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here. You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy. Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:03Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too. We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treats you.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a seventy-year-old geese
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:15and as his side piece, not his wife! It's not the same, Michelle!
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:23I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:41Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:47If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:07Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash.
03:16Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tram.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:05Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:12He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but to me, you're a literal godsend.
04:42Let's get out of here, honey.
04:44I mean my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:57What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:06For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:13Oh.
05:23Oh.
05:25Oh.
05:26Oh.
05:28Oh.
05:28Oh.000.
05:41Oh my god, what the hell just happened?
05:43Where did this insane crystal palcis come from?
05:54Don't sweat the details right now.
06:01Jennifer, my sweet, it's still our wedding night.
06:05Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:10Absolutely.
06:11Like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:19Trust me, I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:54Lord Poseidon, sorry to crash the party, but Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth.
06:58The All-Mother needs you for a rescue op stack.
07:10Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've gotta go.
07:12Don't panic, I'll be back in your arms in nine days tops.
07:33Mother, what the hell happened?
07:35Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever dream?
07:38Oh, Poseidon, you're finally awake.
07:44Remember that ancient curse you tripped bailing Zeus out?
07:47That's what knocked you out cold.
08:05Merciful seas, the trident actually accepted you?
08:09Don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal whose head over heels for you.
08:23Spill it! Who is she?
08:26Just a regular mortal girl.
08:29But to me, she's everything.
08:32We're already married, Mother.
08:34If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:39Praise the oceans!
08:40Listen to me, kiddo, go fetch her right this second.
08:44I am literally dying to meet this girl.
08:49Say less, Mother. Consider it done.
08:51Hold on, Poseidon, there's a catch.
08:54You've been in that coma for nine whole years.
08:58Which means...
09:00That poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years!
09:05Are you kidding?!
09:06I ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years?!
09:08No, this is beyond messed up. I need to get down there right now!
09:26Ugh, too basic. Go raid the Divine Vault for the golden apples.
09:29I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:33Actually, scratch that.
09:35I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:54It's been nine goddamn years.
09:57How much longer is it gonna take for him to show his face again?
10:00Jennifer!
10:01Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?
10:08I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and Father just dumped on me!
10:11I'll get to it!
10:12You brainless cow! The goddamn stench ruined my dresses!
10:16I let you and your two little bastards crash here!
10:18I feed you and you can't even handle one basic chore?!
10:21Hey, back the hell off.
10:23This is my house, too.
10:27You have no right to run your mouth at me!
10:29Those brats of yours are just like you!
10:31Ungrateful, blood-sucking parasites!
10:34Mom!
10:36You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses!
10:39Look around!
10:40We're the only ones keeping this damn house from falling apart!
10:46That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do!
10:51Back off!
10:53Don't you dare touch our mother!
10:59You filthy little street rat bastards!
11:01That's what you get for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:03You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth!
11:06Strip them, douse them in ice water and lock them in the stables!
11:09Sneak them a single crumb and they'll be hell to pay!
11:14Chill, Mum.
11:16Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus.
11:19Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:22Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage!
11:24We can't keep my big-shot son-in-law waiting!
11:45This is seriously creeping me out.
11:47Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:57This is seriously creeping me out.
12:00Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
12:07Oh, almighty lord of the sea, we offer these tributes with the purest intentions.
12:13Bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune.
12:17Stop standing around like idiots!
12:19Your only job right now is to pray to the Sea God to protect Ryan's fleet!
12:24Honestly, letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the Sea God is a massive privilege.
12:29Keep dragging your feet and I'll assume you're itching for the stables.
12:34Maybe if I pray to the statue it'll actually bring my husband back safely.
12:41No! Stop!
12:43We cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the Sea God!
12:48Oh great Sea God, please just let my husband come home soon.
12:52Oh great Sea God, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:21What the actual hell just happened?
13:24Why did the statues just nuke themselves?
13:30Somebody seriously pissed off the Sea God!
13:33His rage just blew those statues to smithogreens!
13:43If the Sea God is throwing a tantrum, anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed!
13:49God damn it!
13:50Who has the absolute stones to piss off the Sea God?
13:53If the ocean slaps a curse on us, our entire cash flow goes down the toilet!
13:59Listen up people!
14:00It has to be them!
14:01Their filthy bastard bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe!
14:05So it was you three little rats!
14:07Growl for forgiveness right this minute, or I swear to God your lives are gonna be a waking nightmare!
14:15Son of a bitch! How dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage!
14:19We're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit!
14:22Keto, ping Lord Poseidon right now!
14:25No! My kid's blood isn't filthy!
14:28We literally haven't done a single thing wrong, so why the hell would the Sea God be pissed at us?
14:32This is absolute bullshit!
14:34Shut your mouth, peasant!
14:35Grab them! Burn them at the stake!
14:38The only way to calm the Sea God's rage is absolute agony!
14:51No! Stop!
15:02Holy crap, it's Lord Poseidon!
15:08Stand down!
15:19Hold up, did anyone else just hear that?
15:23Damn it, we're too far! Poseidon can't manifest here!
15:26Just hang on a little longer!
15:28My lady, little ones, you gotta believe me! He's coming!
15:32Burning them ain't enough for the Sea God. He's sending us a sign.
15:38Father, word is the Sea God skins traitors alive, packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed shells, turning
15:45them into gravel to walk on for eternity.
15:47Father, my kids and I are innocent. The real sinners are these sick freaks putting their hands on children!
15:53Oh, so the Sea God's pissed at us? His biggest believers?
15:56Bullshit! I dump cash and prayers on his altar every year, while you, you filthy peasants, ain't cocked up shit!
16:02Ship it, Jennifer! You're a completely lost awes!
16:08Mom! Mom!
16:14Look, Jen, I didn't want to get my hands dirty, but you brought the Sea God's haul down on us.
16:19Skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this.
16:25Back off, you ugly witch! Don't you dare lay a thing on our mom!
16:36You little maggots! This is what happens when you piss off the Sea God!
16:42You're not dragging our whole family to hell with you!
16:52You dirty little bastards! Don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you!
17:00No! Michelle, let go of my kids!
17:04It's my skin! I'll take the hit! Just don't touch them!
17:10Jennifer! This is your goddamn fault!
17:13If you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat and pout these bastards, we wouldn't be in this
17:18mess!
17:19No, put this all on me!
17:21Chris and Sophia are good kids!
17:24They're your own flesh and blood! For God's sake, you can't do this!
17:28Get the hell off me! I don't have any filthy grandchildren!
17:31What the hell are you brain-dead idiots waiting for? Skin them alive already!
17:41These mortals! No! These monsters! How dare they stoop this low!
17:50Screw it! I'm taking my true form to save the heirs!
18:00Thamas, stop! You know the rules. If you manifest in the mortal realm, you break the law of fate. You'll
18:07be wiped from existence.
18:12No! Get your filthy hands off my kids!
18:24Do it like this! Put your backs into it!
18:27If you let these little rats slip because you grew a conscience, I'll sell your asses to the galleys!
18:37I can't stomach this anymore! Even if it vaporizes my soul, I am saving those heirs!
18:48Wait, Samus! I feel the power of the sea god!
19:10Back the hell off!
19:20Look! It's Lord Poseidon's! The boss is actually back!
19:27Jennifer, sweetheart, I'm here. I am so sorry I let you go through this hell.
19:33It's really you? Thank God he actually brought you back to me! Look! This is Chris and Sophia! Our kids!
19:43Dad, we totally knew it was you! You actually came back!
19:48What in the hell just happened? Jesus, how'd I end up eating dirt?
19:53Father, forget that look over there! That filthy beggar is back!
19:58Talk! Right now!
20:01Who did this? Which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch Jennifer and my kids?
20:07You don't get to question us! Jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the sea god!
20:11They brought this shit storm on us! As their father, you should be paying for their sins with your life!
20:18Almighty sea god, please forgive us! These four impure wretches aren't part of our family!
20:23Don't lump us in with their sins! I'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage!
20:35You absolute clowns! You keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the sea god without realizing I am
20:43the sea god!
20:46The sea god!
20:58Lord, the Sidon! Holy crap! He really is the sea god!
21:03Oh, great sea god, please forgive us! Mason and his screwed-up family pulled the strings! We're innocent!
21:08Don't buy his bullshit. Open your eyes. It's just a cheap dark magic trick. If the real sea god was
21:15here, we'd all be dead meat.
21:17He actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god. If the real god finds out we worship the damn
21:22warlock, we're cooked.
21:24We gotta skin this freak and his family alive before anyone finds out.
21:28You arrogant brain-death mortals. You tortured my wife and kids. So now, I'm thing terive. I'm bringing down the
21:37ocean's wrath.
21:39I'll give you a front-row seat to exactly who you're messing with.
21:49No freaking way. Is this filthy beggar actually the sea god?
22:01Ha! Look at that! I totally called it! This filthy street rat is a complete fraud!
22:16What the hell is happening to my hand?
22:34Wait, why did the sea god statue just blow to pieces?
22:38You brain-dead idiots! The real sea god is pissed because this peasant is playing dress-up with his name!
22:45Help me pin this bastard down and finish him!
22:48Step on it! If we don't string them up right now, the sea god is gonna wipe us off the
22:52map!
22:53The ocean will swallow us whole! Freeze!
22:57Look! He's running on fumes! Now's our window to take this warwick out!
23:02What the hell is going on?
23:04Enough!
23:06I'll let it slide you got played earlier.
23:08But from this second on, if you touch my wife and kids, I'll rain literal hellfire on you!
23:13You gullible morons.
23:16Everyone knows Jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago.
23:20Like the sea-dotted would moo light as a tramp.
23:23Like he'd knock up a slut like Jennifer and just poop into thin air.
23:27I bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic!
23:35Damn straight. A true god is untouchable.
23:39You hack this warlock to pieces.
23:43And I'll toss you ten gold coins right here.
23:47Right now.
24:01Un-freakin'-believable.
24:04The guy's literally made of steel.
24:09Almighty sea god, please forgive your cluteless blind believers.
24:15You unrepentant mortals.
24:18You actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me?
24:22You vicious brain-dead clowns.
24:25Time to face the music!
24:32Holy crap! He really is the sea god!
24:34We are dead meat!
24:39What just happened? Why am I running on empty?
24:42No. The coma.
24:44I burned through all my divine mocha fighting off that damn curse for nine years.
24:51This damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion!
24:54We need to get the high priest down here to wreck him!
24:57You absolute idiots!
24:59Do you seriously think this washed-up bum is the sea god?
25:02He's just a wicked warlock!
25:04If he was actually Poseidon, he wouldn't be this pathetic!
25:09It's an ancient curse.
25:11I tank my powers fighting it off. That's why I'm weakened.
25:14You brain-dead sheep!
25:15Only morons swallow a lie that pathetic.
25:18Anyone who sides with this warlock has catched hell when the real god finds out.
25:30Shut the hell up!
25:32Who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea god under my roof?
25:42A little birdie told me some crack-pop in here is parading around calling himself the sea god.
25:50Your Holiness, it's this wicked warlock.
25:52He's using dark magic to fake being the sea god and scam our tributes.
25:55High Priest, you're the only hotline to the sea god.
25:59If he was really coming down, he'd have given you a heads up.
26:08I haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea god coming down.
26:12You're just some two-bit sorcerer using cheap magic to play god.
26:17The High Priest is his top servant!
26:20This guy really is just a fraud putting on a cheap magic act!
26:24Make him pay!
26:28Thank God for the High Priest.
26:30We almost bought the scam!
26:33The sea god would have been pissed!
26:36And we'd be dead meat!
26:40What a joke.
26:41I don't have some mortal messenger down here.
26:43He's full of shit.
26:45You arrogant little speck.
26:47Did you really think you could hijack my name without facing my wrath?
26:50You son of a bitch!
26:51How dare you slander me!
26:53I'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you myself!
27:19Holy crap, what's happening?
27:21Holy crap, what's happening?
27:30Impossible. Yeah, that was the Sea God's wrath.
27:34Warning me, because you spinless cowards are dragging your feet,
27:39letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple.
27:43Oh, it was his wrath, all right. But who do you think called it down?
27:48Listen up! Defy the Sea God, and you'll get worse than lightning.
27:54He'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every last traitor straight to hell.
28:09Ignorant Sheep.
28:25No freaking way.
28:36No freaking way.
28:38Even running on a fraction of my power, you bottom feeders couldn't lay a finger on my family.
28:46Guys, listen. There is zero chance he's the Sea God.
28:49Since when does a god fall for a random munal?
28:51It's a joke. He's a cheap warlock.
28:54Hold the line! Did you idiots forget his orders? Want to get swallowed by a tidal wave? We're dead meat
29:00if you back down!
29:02But his voodoo is too strong! We can't even dent this freakish water wall!
29:08Bullshit! Every trick has a loophole. Hurl every sharp object we've got. Something's bound to bust this cheap-ass force
29:15mailed...
29:22Dad, you just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air? Are you actually the Sea God?
29:30You bet he is, sweetie. Your dad would never lie to you.
29:36All right, if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo, it's time to bring out the big gun.
29:43Watch and weep, warlock!
29:46I don't care how strong your mojo is, it ain't surviving the Sea God's anchor!
29:54Ahtar!
29:56Trident, shieldara!avais!
30:09Trident,
30:11shieldara!
30:23are you kidding me how did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig who the hell are you
30:30i warned you you absolute fools open your damn eyes this is the trident the ultimate
30:36symbol of the ocean and i am its master poseidon the sea god the sea god he actually is the
30:45sea
30:45god sweet jesus what the hell have i done you've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years
30:54just to line your own pockets that is an unforgivable sin
31:05no almighty sea god mercy william brain messed us we never wanted to hurt your family
31:12lord decided please spare us jennifer these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell
31:19it's your call how do you want me to finish them no jennifer my precious daughter don't do this
31:26you know me i would never truly hurt you okay i screwed up i admit it but i see the
31:32light now
31:32we share the same blood we're family please jennifer don't let him wipe us off the map over a grudge
31:39think of the kids exactly jennifer my sweet sister we share the same blood i swear to god i'll never
31:47pull this shit again please cut us a break
31:55honey i'm not a monster like them they still share blood with our kids i won't plant that toxic seed
32:01of
32:01hatred in chris and sophia's heads let's just walk away i just want a peaceful life
32:28you must be my boy poseidon's wife
32:35absolutely stunning
32:48mother oh my goodness and who are these two adorable little monkeys
32:56mother these are the kids jennifer gave me pretty cute right grandma grandma
33:05are you kidding me nobody told me i hit the absolute jackpot
33:12i packed way too light but don't worry darlings grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get
33:22home
33:22what the actual hell
33:26i've never seen this much gold
33:30one single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet
33:39come along my precious grandbabies let grandma show you how we do real gifts
34:05take a look kiddos a little welcome gift from grandma
34:09what do you think we'd love anything you give us grandma but there's literally nothing here
34:40this is freaking awesome
34:44oh it melts my heart to see you love it thanks a million grandma
34:49jennifer my dear slap on this pearl necklace and you'll literally never age this bracelet makes
34:56you bulletproof to disease and this ring calls down lightning on demand just a little welcome to the
35:01family starter pack
35:02no way mother these are priceless i can't accept them
35:08oh my god i am so so sorry i swear it slipped
35:12jessica used to beat me black and blue just for breaking a cheap bowl
35:15now i've shattered something priceless from the sea god's mother
35:18she's gonna skin me alive hey deep breaths jennifer
35:22relax remember mother gave those to you they're yours now
35:27you can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy
35:33oh sweetheart no this is 100 on me
35:37i totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic it shatters on impact
35:41i can't believe i almost gave you a heart attack bad grandma jennifer honey
35:45stop walking on eggshells chuck this bling at the wall for fun break it all
35:49bring fresh batches until you realize you're one of us
35:53thank you mother hold on poseidon where's your gift this poor girl went through nine years of
35:58hell because you face planted into a coma treat her like royalty or i'll personally kick your ass to
36:03the curb mother chill i already hooked jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace i just didn't
36:09bring it because i was rushing to save her i'll grab it the second we can't breath her babe
36:18hold the phone i brought a little something for my new sister-in-law too
36:27look i'm really sorry jennifer this whole disaster is basically my fault you and the
36:32kids got dragged through the mud because of me consider this a my bad care package a massive dose
36:36of raw divine power zeus you absolute meathead did you completely forget jennifer is still 100
36:42percent human her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet uh crap my bad jennifer i totally dropped
36:51the ball on that one brain frat hand it over i'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of
36:58jewelry for jennifer to make up for your screw up jennifer our wedding down here was pretty bears
37:03bone and my family missed it let's do a massive blowout invite the whole pantheon to shower you and
37:08the kids with blessings sorry honey can we skip the blowout chris sophia and i are literally nobodies
37:14we'd stick out like sarathy's partying with actual gods i'm just really freaked out are they
37:20gonna act like aunt michelle and beat us up for being trash we don't need them just you and dad
37:25is enough
37:29my poor sweet babies you've been through the wrencher listen to grandma okay that nightmare is over
37:34none of my kids are toxic snobs like that they'll treat you like absolute royalty damn right i guarantee
37:40they'll welcome you with open arms and if you're still spooked i swear on my life as long as i'm
37:45breathing nobody lays a finger on you okay besteed i trust you
37:59the wedding dress is the main event and these mortal rags are tragically basic
38:05even top-tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our jennifer
38:14grandma i brought the wardrobe
38:23jennifer go nuts pick out absolutely anything you want up here we use magic power like cash
38:31and zeus's apology fund is basically a bottomless black card
38:36unreal
38:38it's so insanely soft
38:42i've been stuck in patched up potato sacks my whole life
38:46i'm actually allowed to wear this
38:51obviously but zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom made by yours truly
39:02hey jennifer look at me by the almighty ocean my beautiful wife how did you get so breathtakingly
39:09gorgeous mom you look insanely pretty i had zero clue you were this stunning jennifer and your kids
39:14are adorable look i whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly just rock these around the palace this is
39:20just thank you so so much we absolutely love it
39:25don't mention it but hey grandma jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones we need to put some
39:31meat on them hestia has actually been cooking up a storm pretty sure she's en route with a massive
39:36feast just for jennifer and the kids she even called dibs on catering the wedding you guys seriously
39:41don't have to go all out for me like this this is way too much jennifer you've raised two kids
39:46solo
39:46while getting stomped on by monsters listen to me you need to seriously carb load damn right
39:51your health is the only thing i care about don't fight us just be a good girl and eat up
40:02hey there jennifer come on over dig in and let me know what hits the spot
40:15awesome i didn't even know food could taste this freaking good
40:23come on jennifer let your husband pamper you for a second say ah
40:44hope you like the setup babe mother went totally overboard if you hate any of it just say the word
40:49i'll tear it down and start from scratch no sweat oh don't even worry about it honey i'm obsessed with
40:54it
40:59jennifer mother's got chris and sophia for the night so we've got the place to ourselves
41:03what do you say we go for baby number three oh honey no three kids i'd lose my mind trying
41:11to
41:11handle all of them babe you're married to the sea god even if we're swamped my mom and siblings are
41:16right next door our kids will never be alone plus my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth i'd
41:24put her on speed dial you wouldn't feel a thing all right all right you're the boss
41:47oh god jennifer you're just as breathtaking as the day we married
42:02grandma where's mom she's the vip today why is she mia hold on a minute kiddo let's go track down
42:11your dad and figure this out hey pasteiden why the hold up with jennifer did we hit a snag
42:21well jennifer and i didn't get any sleep until the sun came up she's dead to the world so i
42:25figured i'd let her rest i just slipped out freaking believable the wedding is literally about to start
42:31could you really not keep it in your pants for one night all right mother chill i'm gonna get her
42:35right
42:43now
42:44holy crap poseidon actually let me sleep in it's our damn wedding day i'm gonna be so late i gotta
42:50sprint
42:57mother playing favorites as always giving a punk like poseidon a palace this sick
43:15i'm real what's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this
43:23hey gorgeous hades god of the underworld ditch this snooze fest and come be my queen yeah hard pass not
43:32interested
43:37cute but that's not really your call to make sweetheart
43:47back
43:59hey this what the hell do you think you're doing
44:05well color me shocked who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you you
44:17hades hades if we didn't share a mother i'd gut you where you stand
44:25what the hell is going on here
44:30hades how did i race such a scumbag apologize to jennifer right now my bad jennifer didn't know who
44:38you were take half my divine power as a peace offering it'll make you completely immortal
44:43just let it slide mother the wedding's starting let's not waste another second on this creep
44:56in the name of the sea god i swear jennifer is my one and only wife from this day forward
45:02she shares
45:03the full power of the ocean with me i swear on my life to be completely faithful to beside him
45:09until my last breath
45:21mom and dad are going to live happily ever after with us
45:40grandma mom only wakes up on time when we're around we want to have a sleepover with mom
45:48all right my sweet little angels let it go your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight
46:02honey thank you for giving me such a warm happy home this place is everything i've ever dreamed of
46:11if you know love it here we'll just put down roots honestly the only things worth a damn back at
46:18my
46:18palace are your gifts anyway i'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow
46:34i won't break my promise this time i swear three days tops and this little toy boat if you run
46:42into
46:42trouble just crush it and i'll be there in a heartbeat
46:54and this barrier unless you say so it'll bounce every single person trying to get in
47:03stay safe out there honey
47:07dad hurry back so we can play
47:24this is it look at this place hades better not be playing us he swore if we pull this off
47:31he'd bring
47:32our family's empire back from the dead
47:36hell no he wouldn't he's the god of the underworld
47:41the sea god basically nuked our family lord hades is our only lifeline
47:53over here bet you can't catch us
47:56chris sophia slow down you're gonna eat dirt
48:00we don't care if we get hurt when dad gets back he can patch us up in seconds
48:08yuho jennifer come look who's here why the hell is the door locked we're your flesh and blood
48:17don't tell me you got amnesia already nice try but that ain't happening
48:26son of a bitch
48:28hades called it the sea god rigged this place with a force field our only play
48:33is to guilt track jennifer into opening the damn door jennifer i know you're listening
48:38are you brain dead we put a roof over your head when you had nothing now we're homeless you owe
48:48us
48:55cut the crap you made my life a living hell back then don't act like you did me a favor
49:01jennifer i'm your own flesh and blood are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day
49:08your husband is the freaking sea god a few table graphs could save our family
49:14yeah jennifer just bail us out this once consider it rent for housing you
49:21we swear we'll never bother you again
49:25get a grip jennifer stop giving them handouts but if a little cash gets rid of these leeches for
49:33good maybe it's worth it
49:39you better keep your word take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again
49:49are you really that dense jennifer i've literally never played it straight with you
50:05jennifer those goddamn merchants are psychos they robbed us blind took your gold and now they want us
50:12dead please open the damn door jennifer they only went psycho because you're the sea god's wife
50:19this is 100 on you you can't leave us out here to get butchered
50:27i'm dead serious jennifer the merchant and his goons are right on our ass
50:32if you don't let us in you're signing our death warrants jennifer you really going to watch your
50:36father get slaughtered make your mother a widow if word gets out she raised a heartless monster society
50:41will destroy her
51:04how'd you score a pad like this anyway get off your ass and hand this house over to us we
51:10gave you a place
51:10to crash now you owe us a house do i seriously have to cry for poseidon to bail me out
51:15again
51:17no i can't keep dragging him into my mess
51:28unreal look at this motherlod father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash
51:34trash trash like jennifer doesn't deserve this we do
51:42check out this palace the bling is nice but the real estate is the real jackpot we got to get
51:47our
51:47names on that deed you brain dead idiots did you forget hades orders move your asses chuck that
51:53bitch jennifer out onto the street right lord hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off
52:01what the heck do you think you're doing when dad finds out he's gonna wipe the floor with you
52:06yeah you stupid jerks if you touch mom dad is gonna destroy you
52:13give me a break how's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife
52:17banged his own brother he'll either boot her or drown her ass
52:44not bad at all like we agree i'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome
52:52you're the best lord hades thank you get your hands off her
53:05get your hands off her
53:21i gave you your chance
53:23hades
53:29jennifer you were in real danger why didn't you call me
53:34honey i'm so sorry i just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate
53:38i'm just a useless mortal i can't keep dragging you down
53:43look at me babe we're married nothing in this universe matters more than you
53:49i already missed nine years
53:55come hell or high water you're never facing anything alone again
54:02i get it honey i promise
54:12and as for these psychos
54:15they've crossed the line too many times even if you want to give them a pass i'm gonna slaughter every
54:22last one of them
54:29almighty sea god please you've got it all wrong we only broke in because we caught jennifer that
54:35absolute slut hooking up with another guy we were protecting your honor exactly if we hadn't showed
54:43up she'd be all over some other dude honestly you should be thanking us you're all sick in the head
54:49i'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth
54:59oh
55:01oh
55:01oh
55:03oh
55:07oh
55:07oh
55:30poseidon you gullible idiot
55:34i pushed your buttons and you practically hand delivered your own divine weapon to me
55:38did you skip god hub 101 if a bonded weapon gets corrupted by a god on my level the backlash
55:43tears the owner apart
55:49look brother i don't want to end you just hand over your sweet little wife and i'll let you walk
56:00come on jennifer
56:01come on jennifer
56:01doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug
56:07poseidon please get up
56:08jennifer get over here
56:10give yourself to me and i'll pull the plug on his torture
56:15don't listen to him jennifer
56:18get over here jennifer get over here jennifer or i swear i'm gonna erase poseidon from existence right
56:24now
56:26don't
56:28jennifer listen to me if you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding get over here
56:34right now
56:36please just stop hurting poseidon
56:42i'll do it
56:44i agree to whatever you want
56:47poseidon please take good care of our kids and my mother
57:08you lay a finger on my woman hades and i will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like
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