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Love Island (UK) - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual.
00:19It's the same thing.
00:22I'll take you for a ride.
00:24Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help.
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man.
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:46Their conclusion?
01:48The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is the new night and black is...
02:12Well, black is still the new black.
02:14And in the biggest ever shake-up to the format, we had nighttime entrances.
02:22Hey, surprise, how's your day?
02:23Nice to meet you, ready to be amazed?
02:30How are we getting out of here?
02:31How did he get out of here?
02:32Oh.
02:34Oh.
02:35Oh.
02:36Oh.
02:36Hold on.
02:37Oh my gosh, help me.
02:38Woo!
02:41Woo!
02:41Ha-ha!
02:42Oh my God!
02:46Woo!
02:48Oh my God!
02:50Woo!
02:51Oh my God!
02:52OMG!
02:53Oh my...
02:53No!
02:55What the hell!
02:57Hey!
02:59Oh my God!
03:01Oh my God!
03:02Help!
03:04Help!
03:05That might be a sign.
03:06Thank you, thank you.
03:09Oh
03:11My
03:13Yes
03:15Hi
03:15What do you think you're right? Did we get L?
03:18Oh sweet, probably
03:18Let's get L
03:22Here's to you
03:23Here's to you
03:24Here's to me
03:25Here's to me
03:25Here's to us
03:26Here's to us
03:27Here's to we
03:28Here's to you
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London
03:44I'm coming with the flow
03:48Hello? Hello? Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone
03:53Where have they gone?
03:55Get me me our jammer
04:02Hello, it's me
04:04Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two eyes
04:08The funny Scottish guy
04:10Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio, where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too this series
04:20Fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that
04:28I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:38Where is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:44Yeah, I can't do that
04:48It's weird
04:48Can't・・・
04:52I'll find you
04:53Can't even see the plane
04:53Baby
04:53Hey, let's
04:59I'll take to the sea
05:03Keep the target
05:04and I'll take to the air
05:06Again
05:08Ah, anyone know I'm just seeing these things?
05:13Wee! Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh!
05:22And that's how free I want to be.
05:25Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:30Ah, check it out, check it out. Icon, Icon.
05:35How are we doing, guys?
05:37Views lovely, gorgeous, perfect settings.
05:40Ready to get going.
05:42Oh my God, it's sensational. Look at the view.
05:45Love. Montag.
05:49I just love kissing people. No, I can't...
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut, cut, cut that out. Oh my God.
06:00Ooh, it's a hat.
06:02Guys, look at me, okay.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like, I'm not actually here yet. Like, I cannot process this.
06:31I feel like that.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:57It's like...
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:11Well, that's my saying. I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth. Period.
07:16Like, I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think...
07:23I'm not even...
07:25I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one,
07:38I'm coming out on top.
07:41Ask any of my friends.
07:42Call them at home.
07:43I promise you.
07:44I've been saying this for years.
07:45All you've got to do is come and bang!
07:48It's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:58Having spent all their time brainstorming
08:00the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:12Get the Islanders to figure it out
08:14so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yes, LaBand is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change
08:24are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that.
08:37Professional shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40Okay.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:45No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:48Um...
08:48Yes, please.
08:49I'm going to get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:52Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:55Wait, what are you eating?
08:58All right, Solis, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Ha-ha.
09:03I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11That is really neat.
09:12I'm actually never dating anyone who does it,
09:13because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:14I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Um...
09:21I do think you do give back.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Oh, you're not going to lie.
09:29Do you want ice lolly instead?
09:31No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo, then?
09:39What's I, then?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:45What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:52What?
09:52What?
09:53Oh, what?
09:53The bit in the middle?
09:55It's an island.
09:56No.
09:57Like, just the full sink.
09:59What is that to you?
10:00Like, a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know.
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:05Oh, go put that on the counter.
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:18Yes, sweetie.
10:18Yes, sweetie.
10:19I went...
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They're used to...
10:36They're used to filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad way.
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous.
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that.
11:10You have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15Not maybe.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You'd think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire.
11:25Turns out, he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing.
11:29It's like a...
11:30Is it fuck?
11:31No.
11:31What?
11:32I would say Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:46You know, he said, I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious.
11:53Yes, that's not.
11:54That's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:57It means you're like a hoe?
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English dictionary definition of promiscuous.
12:06Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes.
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know.
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:31So, I'm thinking, wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them.
12:43The Extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant.
12:46Okay, okay.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it.
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone is.
12:56She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:58She put it on her Instagram.
12:59No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had, it was the one year.
13:03When you got it done?
13:04She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me!
13:33Me!
13:35Where about this is that though?
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37Okay, I'm down.
13:39It's not down.
13:40It's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah.
13:43What about that?
13:43I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:47What?
13:50What junction are you?
13:52I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the Moway.
13:57We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they, how do they like work out where the junction, my way don't end.
14:07Where does it end?
14:08Where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is north east.
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost, so just slow it up.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Like just north of London?
14:28North, what is it?
14:29North east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally.
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Right, okay, just simple, simple words.
14:35Just north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire, then you've got Essex, and then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking.
14:44You go wrap it around.
14:45Yeah, so you go round the M25.
14:47Ding.
14:47Are you actually understanding this?
14:49No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:51Okay.
14:52I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...?
14:55We're like that?
14:55Yeah.
14:56I drive in Scotland, Amphrey.
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:05Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know.
15:14It's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What?
15:21Junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Oh, okay.
15:23Does no one know their junction?
15:24No one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:28Yeah, I've never been asked it, but I'll write it.
15:30It's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns, uns all the time, but I'm actually
15:45like...
15:46Ah, ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words.
15:49What?
15:51Opie?
15:52Like?
15:53Cheek!
16:06Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the
16:17villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us, girls?
16:30Go to the ends, pose, come back and then I'll go.
16:33If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:43And it is!
16:44And it is!
16:46And full body flips.
16:48Fantastic.
16:50Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duck on water.
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the GOAT.
17:02Oh!
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier, we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject, Opie.
17:16But...
17:17What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm going to be uns uns all the time.
17:22But I'm actually like uns uns uns.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like, again, Opie is a different.
17:27Opie is a...
17:28I'm like an onion.
17:30Opie is an onion.
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:31Opie is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie is onions.
17:35Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie is onions.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:49Opie is an onion.
17:55Opie is an onion.
18:12Opie is an onion.
18:16Donkey so why my shrek is that what you can be Fiona, and then he can be Lord Farquhar
18:21Where is that ogre
18:37Where is that oh, God luckily she didn't tell she didn't turn into an ogre
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true love's first kiss
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way I
18:59could get any more blue
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series phone roulette
19:10One by one around us had to pick a phone out at random
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice
19:29So let's do a call back and dial other dares we didn't get to see
19:37Samuraj
19:39Oh
19:40Here we go, okay
19:44I'd suck all the toes again
19:47Perform your favorite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed
19:53Oh
19:59You've got to lie down though, and then put this leg over like this
20:08I love that one too
20:11Great position
20:12Yeah, does anyone know the actual like name for that?
20:15It's called the samuraj special
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead
20:27Oh
20:29Good question
20:30The couple that I can't see working I'd probably say Sam and Robin
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be
20:38Ooh
20:40Could be a little vibe going on yeah
20:42I think Robin should be with I think she should be with George
20:49Because she likes George
20:52Fucking hell
20:56I like Robin so
20:57Yeah
21:01Ellie
21:07Ding ding
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
21:13That's a good one
21:14You haven't got to pick me
21:16Are you messing? This is your time to shine
21:18Do you have a kiss? Do you want it?
21:21Yeah
21:22Right
21:26Ha ha ha ha
21:30Ha ha ha
21:31Ha ha ha
21:35You can just do it here
21:36Oh, do it here, look
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it
21:39Oh, I don't know how to do it
21:40Oh, I don't know how to do it
21:42Go on, 15
21:43Tom
21:43Oh, look at you
21:44Hey
21:45Hey
21:46Hey
21:47Hey
21:48Hey
21:48Hey
21:51How you doing? Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate
21:54Next time I'll do it without Ellie
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth, you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that
22:09challenge, but apparently not
22:11Do you like
22:12No
22:13No
22:14No, not normally
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally
22:17Hands up for toe sucking
22:19Oh
22:21There's more than me thought
22:22I love it being done to me
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot
22:26The fuck?
22:27I've never really let someone suck me toes
22:30That's hot
22:30I wouldn't now
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe
22:32Wait, Jasmine
22:33What do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in like sexual situations, it's not nice as on a reg
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at? At the office getting a toe sucked
22:46Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so
22:49Oh, not after that performance
22:52You can teach me
22:53Shall I?
22:54Yeah
22:55Maybe not
22:57Is it just the toe sucking or does the tongue run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want
23:03Whatever you want
23:04All of it
23:04Right
23:06But you're freaked out by feet
23:07What'd you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet
23:11I just don't think that
23:13I just don't think much of feet
23:15I like a nice foot
23:17But I won't be like, oh yeah, that's a good foot
23:21I'm more about the arms
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say, like I'm supposed to know
23:27Yeah, skinny arms
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands
23:35But my friend Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa
23:47And that a latte is a Love Island love language
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57Let's move
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two
24:04Four
24:04Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the cup
24:08Two, please
24:09So making a coffee in the morning
24:12Basically it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious really
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody
24:20Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24What?
24:24Do I fill it up?
24:26Just try that, try that and I'll see if I fill it up
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee
24:36What's that? Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel
24:44Don't be fussy
24:46Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not, I'm going to just be caramel
25:04Don't be fussy
25:12Knack of De Niro
25:13Thank you
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it
25:30Are you flippin' with me?
25:32No, that's right
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, grand
25:36But I'm actually dead serious
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like
25:41Look at the net
25:41Look at the pillow
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like
25:44That's true of stimulating for my brain
25:45Isn't that weird?
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of stimulating for my brain
25:47It's cool though
25:48Yeah, it actually is, to be fair
25:49That's a fun fact
25:51Never knew that
25:51Right, any other fun facts? Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean
25:55It's time for a break
25:56So we'll have to come back later and find out
26:00What's the fun fact?
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits
26:19So let's get this party started
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you, Sean?
26:24I'll give you a shot
26:25Okay, ready?
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26:39Tuk-a-tun
26:40Tuk-a-tun
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there
26:48Wait, well, go blow your nose
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These new islanders are always ready for a close-up
26:56Oh, you fucker
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog
27:05You've dushed your head
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mets
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun facts
27:19Right, any other fun facts? Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me
27:28Right, a platypus
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:32Oh my god, a period of platypus
27:33Phineas and Ferb
27:34Phineas and Ferb
27:35Yeah, so you do know
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah
27:36So a platypus
27:37Does it sweat?
27:40Water, blood
27:42Or milk?
27:44Water
27:44Milk
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus
27:50No, I don't know
27:51I can't remember, I think I heard it at a table quiz before
27:53But to be fair though, you're not a teacher
27:54Yeah, I don't teach the kids that, do I?
27:57Today we're platypuses
28:01The girls are wasting no time
28:03It may only be week one
28:04But they're already discussing their type on paper
28:06But I read like chick flicks
28:08You know when they're like nothing here
28:08They're not like
28:09You're reading like
28:11Psychological books
28:12Like that's so different to me
28:13I'm just like
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl
28:16Oh I do like that
28:16Look at my light
28:17We're literally book club guys
28:19Yeah
28:20Yeah, you're not out BBC4
28:22We could also do highbrow
28:27I love Claire Douglas
28:29She does like murder mystery
28:30Ooh
28:32Podcast
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl
28:34No
28:35I don't know who Bridget
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book
28:38I find my self-help books
28:39I'm like I low-key know half of this already
28:41Yeah, but I'm like
28:41Yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge
28:42Like you should know this shit
28:44Like who doesn't know this hard arm
28:45They're living their life not knowing this stuff
28:46You just continue your book chats
28:48I'm going to go
28:49No, but we were saying like
28:50Hey everyone
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah
28:57What are you girls chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books
28:59And I'm not going to lie
29:00Don't read
29:00Then you came over here
29:02You were like nah
29:02I don't read at all
29:03She was like nah
29:03Forget this shit
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well
29:07Ah, fuck off
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature
29:10Yeah
29:10The Swedish kind
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip
29:16To the library
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture
29:20Yeah
29:20All the culture
29:21So much culture to take in
29:22I don't mind not reading
29:24I read a book
29:26During the lockdown
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation
29:32And you're like
29:32I read a book
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit it myself
29:34Ellie is thinking that this is not
29:36The under the cover's actions she signed up for
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser
29:46But that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK
29:49Liverpool actually is
29:50You're going to have to teach me some slanking how serious
29:53Because when we get out and I come down
29:54I know
29:55We have to go out with them
29:56We have to go out with them
29:57He's got one up the way
29:59Is he?
30:06You come up in
30:07You come up in
30:08You come on right down
30:09You come up in
30:10Well when I come down
30:13Up
30:13Up
30:14Up
30:16No
30:17When I come off
30:18When I come off
30:20You're fine. It's away. Sorry. Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs? Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something!
30:34What?!
30:35Do you know what I like? I like, like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No-one's actually pulled me up.
30:44But...
30:46Oh, fuck!
30:47Do you know what? They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be, like, a man.
30:57A man?
30:59Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:05Oh, my God, sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attracting people who've got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck, so...
31:10Oh!
31:11Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:19Ah!
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen!
31:25In 4K, what the hell?
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:31You guys just slapped me, I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day I'll just come over and I'll give you, like, I bought you a gift.
31:40Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:47Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the one.
31:51That was the same one!
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:01Whoa!
32:03Whoa!
32:04It just fell!
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:06What is it?
32:06It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's islanders take a pic with something!
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him, come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up, we'll find.
32:28That's massive, don't pick that up.
32:29You're just having to pick it up?
32:31Yeah, I changed my mind.
32:33Ooh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Ooh!
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous!
32:38I'm joking.
32:41I don't like that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56Oh, yeah.
33:06It's the dead one.
33:07I'm in the middle.
33:07Look what I've got!
33:08Hey!
33:11Drop it!
33:13Hey!
33:13Hey!
33:16Hey!
33:17Hey!
33:17Hey!
33:17Hey!
33:19It's your head!
33:19Hey!
33:24Hey!
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up, I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42You're leaving me already.
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:49Oh, yes sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie
34:23about one of the funniest people to come out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking funny.
34:32Disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her second as shit?
34:45No.
34:45I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
34:51LAUGHTER
34:53We did re-enact her.
35:00Wait, let's see her, let's see her.
35:02No, I need to see it like front on.
35:03Oh, you must see her.
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:13Right, are you ready?
35:15I'm going to sing.
35:16I'm going to sing.
35:24I'm going to sing.
35:25Right, ready?
35:26Right, OK.
35:27I'm going to sing.
35:27All right, I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:34This is like Year 11 drama.
35:36Right, right.
35:37So you'll sing.
35:38Oh no, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
35:40Right.
35:40Go, go, go.
35:42Which one of yes has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, what is it me?
35:48What is it me?
35:49Well, that's fucking one of yes.
35:51Disgusting!
35:54Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:04Are you ready?
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08Oh, it's a bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11I've hit the car.
36:12What's so funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting!
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37:56Everyone say cheese!
37:58Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:03I gotta find your mind!
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:11I gotta find your mind!
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Oh, you've just put your hand in!
38:25Alright, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:36Yeah!
38:37At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying,
38:49That Aidan, what a melt!
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:55That looks good.
38:55Boy and Ramsay!
38:56Don't it, doesn't it?
38:57Smell's got two, don't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:01You're right.
39:02Are you joking me?
39:04Can we share it?
39:09You've just been robbed?
39:11You've just been robbed, mate.
39:12I know.
39:13It's all right.
39:13Make another one.
39:14Hang on to her.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy!
39:19It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan.
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:31Oh, my God.
39:32Is it a sandwich?
39:34Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever diced you.
39:43That's so good.
39:45I've got full on chibbers.
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:05Yeah.
40:07Incredible from her.
40:11He's an amazing mum.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa, the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:30Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Jasmine.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj.
41:01I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice!
41:18Lovely, innit?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K. It's different, innit?
41:23Oh, Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24I sound horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from? You got me with an accent?
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, 50, innit?
41:34I was going to say close enough, but I've nailed that.
41:38I'm a model, darling.
41:39I'm used to the cameras.
41:39Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:47Sorry.
41:47I just went away.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:51I actually can't see.
41:53I should have got that bow ties down, cos I'm splitting that out.
41:55Oh, innit?
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that in your drink.
41:59Good luck, cheers.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's go.
42:03There we go.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:07Pfft.
42:09She just knocked off.
42:10She hit my head.
42:16It's back!
42:18It's time for...
42:19Beach Up Bonanza!
42:22I asked our elders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know.
42:30I can do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:37I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, cos the world needs to see
42:43it.
42:52Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and a little like this.
43:04Make it rain.
43:06This one bends a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure ringing.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:20Eh.
43:24Eh?
43:26Maybe?
43:27I don't know.
43:33Oof.
43:33It goes like this.
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands, so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one, where I jump in the air, and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh!
44:01Oh no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:08Sorry.
44:09Is it alright?
44:10So I've got...
44:10Is that what I should do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18...the...
44:18...the...
44:19...the...
44:19...the...
44:20...the...
44:20...the...
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode, but we are almost at
44:30the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to Waft.com.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:41Me too!
44:44It's that time we get out of the room.
44:47It's that time we get out of the room.
44:47It's that time we get out of the room.
44:48100% they're going to use that shit.
44:50Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are in just in time.
44:53It was a princess pop.
44:54It wasn't anything else.
44:55It wasn't a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin.
44:59Thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:03Bye!
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