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00:00:06you sure about this i don't know if i'm ready relax little brother would never let anything
00:00:12happen to you it's showtime
00:00:26ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:35oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:41you young lady let's see your true self now i'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant eric
00:00:58and now my next volunteer i don't care i said shorten what the hell
00:01:11how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:20the most evil man in vegas
00:01:23sure about this he's dangerous
00:01:26but i'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for mr barry carnegie
00:01:35and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way now barry here is a billionaire casino
00:01:41owner
00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49are you ready to show me who you truly are you insult me in public you know who i am
00:01:57i can make you disappear
00:01:59okay well we won't test barry so we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:10what do you think you're doing we're gonna make barry's casino disappear
00:02:18oh
00:02:24now i already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:28the police are already on their way to arrest you you know
00:02:32kill him
00:02:37now for my final trick
00:03:02What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:57Eric, no!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02But never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:08God!
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:15Girl we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:04:17She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:29Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:38Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:51If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri.
00:04:59And help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Got to be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:05:35I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right.
00:05:40All right, well.
00:05:41See ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling.
00:05:54You know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:02Oh.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too.
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll.
00:06:12But, you know, we still got to come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:38Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:41Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:48What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:53I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:00What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take her.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:17Here's the deal.
00:07:19I win.
00:07:20She gets your bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:30Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59She kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet?
00:08:37It's mine.
00:08:39Well then...
00:08:41Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:53Are you...
00:08:55Looking for this?
00:08:56What the?
00:08:57Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey man, it's all good.
00:09:02I'm just messing around.
00:09:11Three card Monty.
00:09:13It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21So you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet?
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, great.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Yeah.
00:09:56Nice for dinner.
00:09:58That was amazing.
00:10:01Uh...
00:10:01I should...
00:10:02Probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07Uh...
00:10:08I guess I must've picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:13You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:20What?
00:10:21You're great.
00:10:26You know...
00:10:27Your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:36They, uh...
00:10:38Say you're welcome.
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:15Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not.
00:11:22Do you think I am?
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:33I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:11:59Hey!
00:12:00Drop, boy!
00:12:03What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08I'm just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less...
00:12:17than a three-star magician.
00:12:20Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician.
00:12:30Are you?
00:12:32No.
00:12:33Not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:37After becoming the world's first seven-star magician,
00:12:39the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:42Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05I was just putting him away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:13:15Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly
00:13:19instead of throwing them on the table like they're just some two-dollar deck
00:13:21from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:26You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:13:33I need you to find Bree.
00:13:35Help her.
00:13:37Yeah, look, I'm sorry, I'm hired.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:52You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:57But, let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:06I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What? Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:25Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe, a common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them, show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel, let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what, if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit, without damaging it, in 15 seconds, you
00:14:59can keep your job.
00:15:0015 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:02I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:13Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he...
00:15:21Bree, it's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:49Now, if I win, you're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:54It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:57Bree!
00:15:58Look at that.
00:15:59Got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine. Deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0615 seconds.
00:16:07Here.
00:16:08We.
00:16:10Go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:2010 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought you would at least try.
00:16:33Getting security on the phone to escort you out in...
00:16:365...
00:16:384...
00:16:403...
00:16:412...
00:16:425...
00:16:485...
00:16:4925city...
00:16:532...
00:16:593...
00:17:000...
00:17:02Wahoo!
00:17:02Absolutely impossible.
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way.
00:17:11I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:17:13Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:17:19No! No, no, no, you clearly switched out the deck while Brie was distracting us.
00:17:23I knew it.
00:17:25Yeah, of course. Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:17:32Now, we've got a show to print.
00:17:36Sophie, Eugene, stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work. Come on!
00:17:42Samuel, you believe he really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe.
00:17:49Now, come on.
00:17:50The show opens in a few days. We need to print.
00:17:54Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:18:06This is not going to be a show.
00:18:09Who is this?
00:18:11It's Richard Kim.
00:18:12He produces every other magic show in town.
00:18:15Samuel hates him.
00:18:16Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:18:20Your theater?
00:18:22Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:18:24This is now my theater.
00:18:26What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:18:32Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:18:34I bought the theater.
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:18:44You can't just buy the theater.
00:18:47I'm the biggest show in town.
00:18:49Used to be.
00:18:50You're past your prime.
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers.
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled.
00:18:55I'll lose everything.
00:18:57If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in, that saved my life as a child, will
00:19:03be destroyed.
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract.
00:19:05You can't just kick us out.
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk?
00:19:13I'm this show's producer.
00:19:15And if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:19:21I'll give you a chance.
00:19:23A head-to-head magical competition.
00:19:26Your old man and his team wins, you keep your contract.
00:19:30My team wins, your contract is terminated.
00:19:32Then you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:19:38Deal.
00:19:40Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:19:44Great.
00:19:44The competition will be tonight.
00:19:47Tonight?
00:19:48His cast doesn't come out for another week.
00:19:50Not my problem.
00:19:51Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:59Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the epic no-holds-barred battle
00:20:04to see who will get this theater and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry.
00:20:12We have an ace up our sleeve.
00:20:15Daniel.
00:20:16You gotta be kidding.
00:20:17You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20His vestric is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:20:24It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:25All right?
00:20:25Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:28He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:20:31Yeah, no problem.
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:20:35And now, the challengers.
00:20:38Richard Kin's latest sensation.
00:20:41Matt Von Bjerg!
00:20:55Oh, no.
00:20:57Oh, God, no.
00:20:59What?
00:21:00How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:21:09He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:16Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:18Bring him on.
00:21:19Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle,
00:21:24before each magician is a glass of water,
00:21:27the magicians must turn their water into wine
00:21:30in a way that our top judges
00:21:33can't figure out.
00:21:34The magician to stump the most judges
00:21:37wins.
00:21:38Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix
00:21:40for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:21:42This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:21:44He's way beyond Xavier's league.
00:21:47We're gonna lose.
00:21:54Maybe not.
00:21:56Showtime.
00:22:01And Xavier!
00:22:06Xavier!
00:22:07Not you!
00:22:08What?
00:22:19You should go out this round.
00:22:23What?
00:22:24He...
00:22:24He's not even a magician.
00:22:26He's just the guy that cleans up tough shit.
00:22:28Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:22:30Yeah.
00:22:30Look, girl, I know you have a little crush
00:22:32and a little prop boy,
00:22:33but leave this to the real magicians.
00:22:34Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this.
00:22:36I mean, that guy is gonna piss himself out there.
00:22:39And the magician from the Kensington team.
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant,
00:22:54but I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:22:57Daniel.
00:23:05Oh, my God.
00:23:07You're prop boy.
00:23:08You're really gonna put up the help
00:23:10against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:23:12Don't worry, kid.
00:23:13This'll be over real quick.
00:23:15And then you can run back to the shadows
00:23:17where you belong.
00:23:18It's a shame, though,
00:23:19because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:23:21You'll get beat so bad,
00:23:23you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:27He's one of the best in the world.
00:23:29They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:23:31There hasn't been a new six-star magician
00:23:33in over a decade.
00:23:34No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing.
00:23:36Okay, he knows he doesn't have a chance,
00:23:37so he's already looking for excuses.
00:23:39When he loses, he'll say it's because
00:23:41he gave a nobody a try.
00:23:43Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:23:46He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:23:48It's a two-out-of-three competition.
00:23:50We need to judge their strength.
00:23:52Oh, I get it.
00:23:54You see, Samuel sending Daniel out
00:23:56to get slaughtered.
00:23:57And then I come in and save the day.
00:23:59Worth that.
00:24:00He actually thinks he's out there
00:24:01because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:24:07And you are...
00:24:08Daniel.
00:24:10Just Daniel.
00:24:12Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:24:14I give my servants the same ones.
00:24:16Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:24:18This will be the biggest crowd
00:24:20you ever perform for.
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there
00:24:23as if he was a real magician.
00:24:25He's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:26It's sad.
00:24:27He really thought that he could hang with the pros.
00:24:29No.
00:24:30You're sure about this?
00:24:32Trust me.
00:24:37Don't feel too bad.
00:24:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:24:42Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready.
00:24:46What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous.
00:24:49Maybe you should be.
00:24:53Because I'm about to embarrass
00:24:55the living shit out of you.
00:24:59God.
00:25:00He's frozen with fear.
00:25:02Come on, Daniel.
00:25:03Daniel.
00:25:04Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:09Absolutely.
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:11What a shit show.
00:25:13He's not even prepping me.
00:25:14Hey, newbie.
00:25:15This is when you're supposed
00:25:16to prepare your illusion.
00:25:19I'm good.
00:25:21No.
00:25:23I'm good.
00:25:25That's why I have
00:25:26a five-star magician's amulet
00:25:28and you have what?
00:25:30Coveralls covered in dirt
00:25:32and dove shit.
00:25:33Tell you what,
00:25:34it's not too soon to back out.
00:25:36If you do,
00:25:37I'll give you the honor
00:25:38of having my autograph.
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need more time
00:25:43to prepare?
00:25:44No, I don't need more time
00:25:44for this trick.
00:25:49Then first up
00:25:50is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:53Pay attention.
00:25:55This is where you learn
00:25:56to respect your betters.
00:26:11He's finished!
00:26:12Yeah!
00:26:14Wait, this is part of the show.
00:26:17That was seamless.
00:26:19Unbelievable.
00:26:20Even I don't know
00:26:21how he did that.
00:26:22There's no way
00:26:23Daniel could do a trick
00:26:24that's even as fraction
00:26:25as good as Matt's.
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:31Did Matt Von Buren's trick
00:26:32fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea
00:26:35how that was done.
00:26:36If I didn't know any better,
00:26:37I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:38I'm stumped.
00:26:39Well done.
00:26:40You're three for three.
00:26:43You have stumped our judges.
00:26:47Does anyone here know
00:26:48how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55Do you have something
00:26:56to say, prop boy?
00:26:57I mean, your trick
00:26:58wasn't bad.
00:27:00I just know exactly
00:27:01how you did it.
00:27:08Sure you do.
00:27:10Please, enlighten us.
00:27:12Tell us all
00:27:13how I did my trick.
00:27:15All in good time.
00:27:16Idiot.
00:27:17Everybody knows
00:27:17that he's lying.
00:27:19Pathetic.
00:27:19Daniel?
00:27:20You're up?
00:27:30What's he doing?
00:27:31He's making a fool
00:27:32out of all of us.
00:27:33Hey there.
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's
00:27:35got some stage fright.
00:27:38This is what happens
00:27:40when you don't respect
00:27:41the craft.
00:27:41You're making a fool
00:27:42out of all of us.
00:27:44I think he can do it.
00:27:46It doesn't matter
00:27:46what you think.
00:27:48Okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us.
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl
00:27:52who had a little bit
00:27:52of money to burn.
00:27:53If it weren't for you,
00:27:54we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:05Looks like you're
00:28:06having some trouble.
00:28:07Here.
00:28:08Why don't you
00:28:09let me help you?
00:28:12Ooh, magic!
00:28:15Switch it now, prop boy.
00:28:18You need to end this.
00:28:20Now!
00:28:22You're...
00:28:25You're right.
00:28:29I swore off my old life.
00:28:40But I can't keep running forever.
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen,
00:28:50are you ready
00:28:51for something extraordinary?
00:28:55Now, but first,
00:28:56I'm gonna need some help.
00:28:59Bree,
00:29:01could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You gotta be kidding me.
00:29:10This is just sad.
00:29:14Oh.
00:29:17Ah.
00:29:21You all know magic
00:29:22is an illusion.
00:29:24But still,
00:29:25you hold out hope
00:29:26that one day
00:29:27you'll experience
00:29:27something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it
00:29:31in a million years.
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See, every day
00:29:35you experience your reality
00:29:36through your senses.
00:29:38But what if you couldn't trust
00:29:39your senses?
00:29:42Oh.
00:29:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:29:46Wouldn't your reality then
00:29:48just be an illusion?
00:29:52Don't blink.
00:29:53You'll miss it.
00:30:08That's it?
00:30:11Nothing happened.
00:30:12You're supposed to change
00:30:13the water into wine.
00:30:15Hey, Mr. Kensington,
00:30:16I told you
00:30:16you shouldn't have put
00:30:17that glorified janitor up
00:30:18to take my place.
00:30:20You should have
00:30:20respected my ranking.
00:30:21No, I think there's something else going on.
00:30:25Now, I apologize, ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:27I can't seem to complete my transformation.
00:30:30I knew it! This theater is mine!
00:30:34Without one final piece of equipment,
00:30:36which will be coming right about now.
00:30:51What's he doing?
00:30:52He's such a cake knife?
00:30:55He's going to shatter that glass all over the floor!
00:31:03How?
00:31:13Unbelievable.
00:31:14Amazing.
00:31:23Whoa, that was fast.
00:31:25There you go.
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:29My judgment.
00:31:30That's incredible.
00:31:34Cake.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:31:38Really good.
00:31:40I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this
00:31:43was the master of magic.
00:31:47Daniel?
00:31:55How is this possible?
00:32:02Now for the critical moment.
00:32:04Judges, what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:09Come on.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely sunk.
00:32:16Well, in the case of a tie,
00:32:18we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:32:21Daniel?
00:32:22You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:27Yeah.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:30He dropped in edible iron film mix.
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron,
00:32:37ironizing it.
00:32:39Turning the water red,
00:32:41giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:32:46That's correct.
00:32:50Amazing.
00:32:51And Matthew?
00:32:52How did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:59I...
00:33:01I don't know.
00:33:02And with that, Daniel wins our first round.
00:33:17I need a knife let's give him cake well done young man the only other magician that could
00:33:28have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic no no he didn't transform anything
00:33:37he didn't even teleport he must have cheated there's no way an untrained worker has that much
00:33:44level of skill exactly he probably blackmailed the judges or something
00:33:49how could you let him beat you you embarrassed us with your performance how was i supposed to know
00:33:54who's gonna do that with the cup and teleport to the judges he's that guy it doesn't matter
00:34:03get out of my face it's time for the real magicians to get to work you think you've won
00:34:11you haven't won it's time to bring out my a team
00:34:20Kate Barlow
00:34:30Miss Barlow thank you for joining us that's that's Kate Barlow she's the FISM world champion in parlor
00:34:37magic and an actual six-star magician all right who's ready for the headliner
00:34:46second round is quick change magic that's sophie's specialty you had a little fun in the first
00:34:51round but now watch an axle prep a real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges or cause some
00:34:59fake amateur distractions a real magician doesn't need you because she has hard earned skills now
00:35:07yeah get him sophie always nice to see a fellow female on stage too bad i'm gonna crush you oh
00:35:15you think so your rank is impressive but it doesn't scare me oh you think i brought in miss
00:35:21barlow just for her rank you didn't i brought in kate barlow because she was the protege of the master
00:35:30of magic he taught me everything he knows funny i don't remember training her
00:35:38you you were trained by the master of magic oh she wasn't just trained by him he realized that
00:35:44she was better than him that's why he disappeared that can't be true right richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that if it wasn't true so what you're saying is that we have to compete against
00:35:56somebody who's better than the master of magic oh so what i'll still destroy you sophie shut up
00:36:04miss barlow it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber i wish i could say the
00:36:13same
00:36:13but honestly it's an insult you're even trying to compete so why are you here
00:36:21to shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new master of magic
00:36:33ladies and gentlemen this next act is even harder than our first it is all about quick change magic
00:36:40transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds the world record
00:36:46is 17 changes held by the master of magic
00:36:51do you think you can beat that that's a change every two seconds there's no way you can beat that
00:37:01i could beat that in my sleep
00:37:07hell there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible only the master of
00:37:11magic would be able to do that i know every one of his secrets are you saying you're going to
00:37:17break the
00:37:18master of magic's record who here would like to see me break the record
00:37:25then start the music
00:37:39one two right there's three standard
00:37:43oh my god her pace how is she doing
00:37:48she about to break the record you're about to break the record oh my god this is unreal
00:37:54this is history
00:37:57that is 18 changes ladies and gentlemen we have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic
00:38:07she just did that i've never seen anything like it the concentration the skill needed to do
00:38:13something like that she had to learn it from the master of magic i wouldn't believe it if i hadn't
00:38:18just seen it with my own eyes for a second there i thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:23but no she's a fraud like the rest sophie you can beat that right i can only manage nine or
00:38:31ten changes
00:38:31but not 18. well are you even going to attempt to compete or do you just want to give me
00:38:40the theater now
00:38:43no one can do that we should just give up come on sophie there has to be some chance okay
00:38:48you don't
00:38:49know what you're talking about i can't do that no one can do that you're just some dumb girl with
00:38:55money who tried to get into magic but you don't know anything about magic okay you put that guy on
00:39:00stage for Pete's sake are you gonna come out here embarrass yourselves or can i get ready for my first
00:39:06photo shoot as the new master of magic come on one of you at least has to try i can't
00:39:14lose this
00:39:14contract i have children that are my responsibility and they will starve sophie eugene savior if i had my
00:39:24hand i would try but i don't even think i would stand a chance well well looks like i won
00:39:34sir are you hiring really you're gonna betray your boss right in front of him might as well
00:39:41we can't go down with a sinking ship of losers sorry samuel you should not put your faith in
00:39:46stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about magic it's over the theater is mine
00:39:53i failed them i failed the originate
00:39:59might as well go with them daniel hey watch where are you going
00:40:06what is he doing
00:40:10we still have a shot i'm gonna take it daniel stop you can't just go out there and embarrass
00:40:15yourself i won't let you agree if you trust me
00:40:22and with the kensington team giving up the winners are wait
00:40:30the kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:34that's adorable do you even know what a quick change act is properly i'll manage really samuel you're
00:40:42sending out the help again this loser has no chance of beating kate sir we tried to warn him but
00:40:48samuel
00:40:49just wouldn't listen this worker conned him just like he called the judges in the last round yeah
00:40:54that's not true the only reason why he's here is because brie has a little crush on him that's enough
00:40:59is that what's going on the producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show that's really
00:41:06cute i said that's enough daniel are you ready your time starts now
00:41:27we're waiting look at all these quick changes he's going so fast i can't keep track of them
00:41:36even doing magic hey honey it doesn't look like magic's your thing but i'm always hiring boys to
00:41:42do my laundry what are you doing boy just trust him he he has it under control are you kidding
00:41:50me
00:41:50if he has it under control i'm i'm freaking merlin himself hey brie uh you might want to turn around
00:41:56for this one okay your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is okay seriously
00:42:02get off the stage you look like a fucking ass yo buddy you're not getting 18 bro
00:42:09daniel what are you doing are you happy you've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time
00:42:22time time is a funny thing isn't it see we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:28but in moments like these it's like time stand still
00:42:36your technique wasn't bad just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:44this is
00:42:47what's he gonna do right now
00:42:53i'll blink
00:43:05congratulations one change in 30 seconds i win but you can't call that a competition
00:43:10what a waste of time sophie at least would have had a chance well i think we know who won
00:43:14this contest
00:43:17are you sure about that
00:43:36how did he do that
00:43:41you
00:43:51ladies and gentlemen we have 78 changes
00:43:54i can't believe it it's not possible it's impossible
00:44:00it's impossible for mere mortals but not for the master of magic
00:44:05Wait, is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used, showmanship, the transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend.
00:44:23Because this man is the master of magic.
00:44:32I knew it! I knew it!
00:44:36Oh, God. I just made an axe of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:45Without question, I believe I see for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it. Daniel wins the competition!
00:44:58Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel!
00:45:07Please. Please forgive me. I was just so inspired by your example growing up that I feel as if you've
00:45:12been with me every step of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me! You swore to me you learned everything from him! You're nothing but a fraud!
00:45:19Get out of here!
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you. I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of
00:45:30magic.
00:45:31Because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world class cat burglar.
00:45:40Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it. I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:52You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:56Here. Down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say? Ready to make some real money?
00:46:07I won both rounds to competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater. That was the deal.
00:46:17Right. Of course. But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think of your offer?
00:46:26The Diamond Nebula Casino
00:46:30Now, why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:33Ugh!
00:46:37That was so good!
00:46:43Wow! Everybody, give it up for the master of magic! Wow!
00:46:50You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:54Yeah, of course. I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic.
00:47:00And honestly, um, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:08Wow!
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15No, we were just joking!
00:47:19Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:21You're gonna stay with us.
00:47:23Right?
00:47:23Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us.
00:47:26We're just, you know, showing him some love.
00:47:29Yeah!
00:47:30The three of you, your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:47:44No, you don't.
00:47:45I don't like that.
00:47:46You know.
00:47:48I do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:48:01I know, I see it!
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:05Disgusting!
00:48:07What are you stealing us from?
00:48:08Just go!
00:48:09Just go!
00:48:09We have to go here!
00:48:15So, you're really him.
00:48:19Master of magic.
00:48:20I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:25If you want to stay, I gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:32But, uh, whether you stay or leave, it's, well, it's completely your decision.
00:48:39So, what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:51That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:01Daniel!
00:49:03Daniel!
00:49:05Daniel!
00:49:06Daniel!
00:49:08Daniel!
00:49:09Daniel!
00:49:10Daniel!
00:49:11Daniel!
00:49:11Daniel!
00:49:14be Eric's brother?
00:49:27Hey.
00:49:29All this time
00:49:30and I didn't recognize you.
00:49:32Daniel Angier.
00:49:33But you're still the same.
00:49:35The older brother
00:49:36looking out for the smaller kid.
00:49:38Anytime Eric got hurt,
00:49:39he'd come running.
00:49:42What I met her the most,
00:49:45I let him down.
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing.
00:49:53And he was so proud of you.
00:49:55The only time you let him down
00:49:57is when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed in you.
00:50:04In your gifts.
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:08You're still the master of magic.
00:50:11You just have to claim it.
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel!
00:50:21We want an interview!
00:50:23In here.
00:50:34I could have sworn he went this way.
00:50:35You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:45You have films.
00:50:47Ah, well that sounds...
00:50:49awful.
00:50:50Yes.
00:50:50Yes.
00:51:06We want to.
00:51:09Yes.
00:51:14Yes, yes.
00:51:15Yes, yes, yes.
00:51:17Yes, yes.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:33Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than the one we were kids.
00:51:59No, you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:19Good business.
00:52:21That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:37Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor.
00:52:51To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:53And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't.
00:53:02Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22We're gonna tear this place apart from my new casino.
00:53:27But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay at my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Pay your wants millions for this place.
00:53:57I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah.
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:54:54The top burglars in the world.
00:54:55Lily, system logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:17Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:30So, I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are.
00:55:41Idiot men with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:49And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being up.
00:55:59Ladies, please.
00:56:01Let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:23Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:25He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:33Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly a nobody, isn't it?
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:56:40We could double cross him easy.
00:56:44All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:50But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:04You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:14First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that?
00:57:17A key.
00:57:17And then, my own two writing system.
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:25You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:50Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink of water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow a spell.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:03Jesus Christ.
00:58:05I am a clutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:08Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:10No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11It's a garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:13Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:16He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a terrible failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot, and you blew it.
00:58:30Like the same thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip cart.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing it?
00:59:02How?
00:59:04How did he do that?
00:59:06Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:12No one is their girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them off his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:19He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21He's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:23He wouldn't want the double-classy bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:29All right.
00:59:30We'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:36Deal.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:42Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:46All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is a child's place.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards, they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
01:00:18And that perfume that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch a professional look.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch her sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:02And before then, the headluck monocle.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14Did you smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:18Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I can't, it is east.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on dimmit.
01:01:36It's fine.
01:01:37I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38With that stupid captain means I will try again and it will work.
01:01:42They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new distraction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards, they will catch you.
01:01:53We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:05Exactly.
01:02:07He'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:29Realizing it looks too bad for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:38My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:02:41It's hard to let go.
01:02:43It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using Zindra's loot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:51How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:03:00My bedroom is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, wait.
01:03:05I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then, he will go.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:26Oh my gosh, amazing!
01:03:29On your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33The whole game was he probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:59Code 11.
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:03That's impossible!
01:04:04Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more better than any trap?
01:04:07Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us?
01:04:39Don't think I want that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:04:43cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:50What blazes?
01:04:51How did that happen?
01:04:58You were going to pay for that!
01:05:00Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic tricks puts you in our league.
01:05:14Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It's time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alyssa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:27She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox
01:05:30all in one week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:36Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:44Me.
01:05:45Fortunately, that one thief lost me six years ago.
01:05:52Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down, three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20...
01:06:15Mip-mip-mip.
01:06:16Alyssa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:20We don't have a minute.
01:06:21How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:25Somebody shoved me off.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying you've done this before, so...
01:06:30It's not a problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her with your questions and just stand in the corner like a good little boy.
01:06:34Five...
01:06:35Five...
01:06:36Four...
01:06:37Three...
01:06:38Two...
01:06:41Three...
01:06:42Three...
01:06:43Two...
01:06:45Intruder alert cancelled.
01:06:48Got it!
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international vault?
01:06:57You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:01Uh, give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You really think you can be faster than me?
01:07:11I am the one who cracks the safe, not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:24You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:34Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:37Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:47It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53My idiot had almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:08:06the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up what they already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:23What the hell are you doing?
01:08:25Is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel, we have an entry code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Tickle him.
01:08:45Power for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00Oh, the hell?
01:09:02Impossibile.
01:09:03Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in over our heads?
01:09:06Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:22There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the KSPNC.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:03They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:09All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fallen guy.
01:10:16That is what happens when you try to run the city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:36Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy.
01:10:53But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:11:00Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:08You know exactly who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16I want to be petty thief.
01:11:17Hey, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:21He's...
01:11:21He's not a nobody.
01:11:23He's...
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:30You fools!
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:36Let us go.
01:11:37Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy like...
01:11:40reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:49What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:02No.
01:12:04Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:21Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:24The geriatric hutster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:12:47But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:51I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:07Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why he didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:35Sweet.
01:13:36You guys brought flowers.
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:01That's enough.
01:14:10How did you do that?
01:14:11I sewed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police are on their way, and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:27Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:33It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in
01:14:38the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:42Because who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:14:51No!
01:14:52No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:55No!
01:14:55No!
01:14:56No!
01:14:56No!
01:14:57No!
01:14:57No!
01:14:57No!
01:15:07We did it, Eric.
01:15:09Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage, and put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love all the colors of the stained glass windows.
01:15:27And the library.
01:15:30We get brand new books every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand how you found the money to pay off all those loans.
01:15:38You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:42Hi!
01:15:43Hi!
01:15:43Hi!
01:15:43Mommy!
01:15:43Daddy!
01:15:44Let's get ice cream for the show!
01:15:46Yeah!
01:15:47Ice cream!
01:15:48You read my mind.
01:15:49You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:54Let's go get that ice cream.
01:15:55Mmm.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the Angier Magic Team.
01:16:09The one.
01:16:11The only.
01:16:12Mistress of Magic herself.
01:16:18Charity Angier.
01:16:21Oh!
01:16:23You.
01:16:25Thanks.
01:16:26Here's your look.hausjä,
01:16:26checklist, line for sure. You. You.
01:16:26No! No.
01:16:26No.
01:16:27No.
01:16:27No.
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