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00:10Today's adventure is brought to you by the Favorite Character Awards!
00:16Stay tuned and find out who will claim the ultimate prize!
00:26Shit.
00:28Can you toss that back up here?
00:30Making good use of your parts, Gimmick, huh?
00:32Oh, shut up.
00:34What are you doing up there?
00:35I'm hiding from Kane.
00:37I think I overheard him talking to Bubble about an in-house adventure,
00:41and I'm not gonna be part of it.
00:44And you're just gonna hang out in a flower pot all day?
00:47Not like your room?
00:49Kane's been checking up on my room lately.
00:51When I don't answer, he just starts singing Daisy Bell in front of my door.
00:56It's creepy.
00:58Does he really do that?
01:00I don't know. Let's ask him.
01:01Hey, Kane!
01:03You f***ing a**hole!
01:04Yes, Jax?
01:05Look, it's Zubel!
01:07F*** you!
01:08Ah, there you are.
01:09Now I don't have to do the Snap Summon thing.
01:12Team adventure!
01:13Meet you guys up at the stage in, uh, let's say...
01:175.7 minutes.
01:19Great.
01:22You didn't even ask him about the singing thing.
01:25The what?
01:27Today's adventure is gonna be a bit of a short one due to the favorite character awards.
01:33But it'll be a perfect opportunity to showcase your guys' strengths to the press!
01:38This is so heavy!
01:40That's right, Bubble!
01:41Seeing you all play bat ball a few days ago really got me thinking!
01:45We should do our own sporting event!
01:47But with cool new sports invented by yours truly!
01:51Help me, Kane!
01:51We...
01:52We...
01:52Could also just play softball normally.
01:54This time.
01:56Eh...
01:56In the Kane Leagues, we have the 400 meter vertical skedaddle, bisection boogie egg ball, lateral hijinks, orange sport, ball
02:06run, walk ball, run walk, and ball ball!
02:10These sports are surely going to-
02:13Yeah, sorry.
02:13No.
02:14Not gonna be on a team with that one.
02:16Mwah.
02:16Zubal, why does all you do is complaining?
02:19I never know what you want!
02:21We had a whole suggestion box for that.
02:23Yeah, Zubal and I constantly say we like more chill and relaxing adventures.
02:28Did you really not like my softball one?
02:31I'm not big into sports, sorry.
02:34The suggestion box just causes interpersonal drama.
02:36And me no likey!
02:37Alright.
02:38You really wanna know what I want?
02:40Oh no.
02:41I want the ability to have sex.
02:44No way.
02:45Are we finally having this conversation?
02:59Oh, hi Zubal!
03:01Do you have any of that stupid sauce left?
03:03What were we talking about?
03:04Oh yeah!
03:05How teamwork is essential to making the dream work!
03:08Tell that to him!
03:09He's the one that f**ks everything all the time!
03:12You are in a mood today, aren't you?
03:14Now now!
03:14You know what they say about assuming!
03:16It makes an ass out of you and Ming!
03:20Ming?
03:21Did Kang just say ass?
03:25Hi, I'm Ming.
03:26And I really don't appreciate what your assumptions have done to my reputation.
03:32You mean a whole guy for that?
03:34Whatever the case, it's evident now that there's quite a bit of tension between you all.
03:38So maybe what we actually need to do are trust exercises!
03:42I'm not falling into Jax's arms, if that's what you mean.
03:46Don't worry!
03:47This will be a two-way trust exercise!
03:49Where you'll each have to trust each other to not betray the other person!
03:53This is a private room where nobody can see or hear you once inside!
03:59And this...
04:00Is a loaded gun!
04:02Oh boy!
04:03Character A will take the gun into the private room and empty it out of all its ammunition.
04:07Then come out and give it to character B.
04:10Character B will then take the gun and shoot themselves in the head!
04:14Trusting that character A emptied it in the private room!
04:17Character A will also have to trust that character B won't turn the gun on them!
04:22So everyone is incentivized to follow the rules and trust each other!
04:27Sounds a little... convoluted.
04:29You look convoluted!
04:30Anyway, Jax, why don't you start?
04:32But him!
04:33Wait, what am I doing?
04:34I wasn't paying attention.
04:41Ah.
04:44Ah!
04:47Or, yeah, we could all just shoot each other.
04:49Here, have guns.
04:50I don't care anymore.
04:51Ho-way!
04:52Wait, that's just it?
04:54Here's guns and have fun?
04:56I didn't say have fun.
04:57It's... just a little... aimless.
04:59Use the sights.
05:00Kane!
05:01Ugh! Fine!
05:02We're bringing teams back!
05:03Pair up in teams of two, you all get three lives, last team surviving is the winner!
05:08Happy?
05:10Um... not really.
05:11Well, that's not my problem right now!
05:13I have an awards show to plan, so you guys are gonna have to handle yourselves for a bit!
05:17You get five minutes to figure the teams out.
05:20Once that's up, it's a free-for-all!
05:25Come on, Sadie.
05:26You're coming with me.
05:28I'm... actually gonna be on a team with Zubal.
05:31What?
05:32No, you're not.
05:33We've been together for every team adventure in the past.
05:36Guest times are changing, bunny boy.
05:41Hey!
05:42You wanna be on my team?
05:44Oh!
05:45I'd love to, but... well, I really don't want Kinger to get stuck with Jax.
05:50Oh, yeah.
05:52Well, I could be on Kinger's team.
05:55He and I were together once, and it wasn't too bad.
05:59Uh... hmm... and... have... me?
06:04I'm...
06:04Oh, um... yeah, just forget I asked.
06:07I'll be on Jax's team.
06:10Wait...
06:16Like you said, probably good to keep Kinger and Jax separate.
06:20I can keep Jax in check, so don't worry about me.
06:25Uh... hey, Pomni?
06:29If... if you ever need to talk to somebody, or need help with anything, I'm here.
06:41You have a partner yet?
06:44Well, look who it is.
06:46You sure you can handle me in all my glory?
06:49Eh... I've been through worse.
06:52Hey, Zubal.
06:54Do you wanna hold onto this during today's game?
06:58Huh?
06:59I... don't really trust myself that much with it.
07:03And I also just...
07:06really wanna be able to fire a Tommy gun while laughing maniacally, and...
07:10I don't... I don't wanna break it before I get that chance.
07:15I'll keep it safe for you.
07:28Huh?
07:28Wait, what? That counted?
07:31Uh... Kane?
07:32What?
07:33Oh, yeah. The guns have been teleported to random spots in the circus.
07:37Go find them, chimps!
07:40We need to find the Tommy gun!
07:42Uh... wait! Kane! I-I'm missing life!
07:45There's no time!
07:46Move!
07:47It'll be my pleasure murdering all of you!
07:50Uh... have fun, guys!
07:52Ha! You're so lame!
08:07Uh-ha! You little devil!
08:10All right. Now I would bet our biggest concerns would be Jax and Zubal. They're the youngest, so they probably
08:16still have some youthful fighting spirit.
08:18Ugh... man... I'm still missing a heart. This isn't fair.
08:24Huh? Oh! I've got just the thing! Here, take this.
08:30Uh... wait! What did you just do? What was that?
08:35It's a butterfly. It can restore your health.
08:38Did... Kane mention that?
08:40Oh, nah. I made it up!
08:45Uh... what?
08:53So, who are you gonna kill first, Pom-Pom?
08:56Uh... I don't know if I'll really be doing much of the killing. I'll just find guns for you, and
09:02you can do all the violence stuff. You like that, right?
09:06You know none of this is real, right?
09:09Uh... what do you mean? Like the circus?
09:13The game today is literally to shoot each other. So what's the point in taking this moral high ground?
09:19Well... they're my friends. I don't really want to hurt them.
09:25All right. Let me be real here. Why do you care about that?
09:30Uh... about not hurting my friends?
09:33Look, I know what it's like. One day you're somebody in the real world doing important things, and then the
09:40next you're just a weird little cartoon... jester.
09:45You want to hold onto that part of you that still thinks it's part of that world. But in the
09:49end, what does it get you?
09:51Ragatha tries to be all nice and friendly, but she gets torn up every other adventure.
09:56Whether we like it or not, all we are now is a bunch of cartoon characters.
10:02So what's the point of pretending we're not?
10:06We're still people, though, right?
10:09I thought we were at first, but as time goes on, we just end up falling into our archetypes. Become
10:15part of the machine.
10:16What's your archetype, then? The villain?
10:20Listen, I add a key dynamic. I see how far I can push things, I screw with people, and I
10:26break the fourth wall.
10:27You want to know why? It's cause it's funny!
10:30I do everything cause it's funny! Cause I'm the funny one!
10:34The funny one?
10:36Yeah! Ragatha's the cheerful one, Gangl's the sad one, Kinger's the crazy one, Zubal's the grumpy one,
10:42and you are the one who hasn't figured that out yet. We all just became archetypes.
10:49I at least have the self-awareness to choose who I am.
10:53The funny one.
10:55So who do you want to be? No better chance than now to try something new?
10:59You want to go nuts? You want to finally work off those weeks of rage and anguish that have been
11:04building up inside you?
11:06I know you hate it here. Everyone does. But the silver lining is you can pretty much do whatever you
11:12want.
11:13Like, look at the way you're aiming that gun. Too realistic. Just let loose!
11:28What the heck today I'm just gonna be evil how's that go for it yeah
11:36Yeah, those other fools better watch their tails because they're going to face the wrath
11:47ha ha ha ha ha it's kind of cringe
11:56uh are we really gonna be shooting each other with these it's either shoot or get
12:05Ragatha there's a sniper around this corner i think i got kinger
12:09are you sure we're safe up here
12:12whoa tactical roll
12:19come on ragatha
12:24looks like we've located the king and the rag doll uh yeah i mean yeah let's get them
12:33uh i don't even really know how to fire a gun i don't know how much use i'd be in
12:39whoops did i do that you missed a spot
12:43ha you're so cool
12:45ragatha take cover
12:49i'll take rags you go kinger righty-o evil bro
12:53i need a gun need a gun need a gun
13:00come on man
13:08kinger really use another one of those butterflies howdy howdy
13:13ah i i know exactly what you're doing with pomny it'll never work
13:20you know getting close with pomny to corrupt her wait no no no wait wait wait
13:33oh wow i didn't actually think that'd work
13:44oh
13:49i lost kinger but i got him down to one life
13:52i lost a life but i got us down to one kinger
13:56how'd you let her take her life off you i don't really know
14:06hey i found this ak thing if we can't find the tommy gun will this work
14:10uh yeah do you think jacks is gonna be mad that i didn't team up with him
14:21i wouldn't worry about him right now it's all just a game in the end
14:25it's jacks though he probably wants revenge and he's gonna make it painful
14:32hey you deserve better than thinking about him when he's not even here
14:37you're a human you're not his toy
14:42it sometimes doesn't feel that way
14:52these avatar gimmicks huh makes you wonder why no one else got them
14:57i just wish that
15:02how are you supposed to like the part of yourself that just
15:07makes you worse than everyone else
15:13because it exists
15:18it's a part of you that's real
15:21and the only you that you should care about is the real you
15:28you have to choose to love yourself
15:31even if it doesn't make sense
15:33it's not natural it's intentional
15:39have you ever had to make that choice
15:42huh
15:43sorry i mean of course not you're zubal
15:57whatever happens i've got your back if you've got mine
16:01yeah
16:02now let's go kill palm me and jacks
16:06all right here's one what's with the corn thing
16:11what corn thing why are you afraid of corn and don't say that you're not you literally jumped out
16:17of your seat twice when you saw something not gonna let me out of this one well i don't know
16:22it's got a bunch of little pods on it looks kind of like an egg sack or something it's gross
16:28makes my skin crawl interesting do you have like a type of tripophobia what's that the fear of lots of
16:36little holes yeah okay how about pomegranates awful i'm learning a lot about you today
16:46let's not forget we're here to kill people we still need to find out where not so went before
16:51we can rest easy i'm right behind you aren't i
16:56okay
17:14there he is
17:21whoops sorry
17:27i hope you guys are ready for my ricochet super move
17:37oh here's the light
17:42high five
17:46what a game who knew pomley could be such a sharpshooter these adventures huh
17:54and look even though we lost at least we gave it our all right
18:03um you feeling all right
18:09are you upset that we lost
18:15are you upset about something else
18:21you want to talk about it
18:27i think
18:29i might have
18:31failed pomny
18:34just like i feel like i feel jacks
18:37they try too hard to get on their good side and then i just end up pushing them away
18:43and then they end up hating me well i don't think anyone in here hates you
18:48well jacks does
18:50gingle and subal don't ever talk to me and pomny probably won't after today either
18:56she came to me wanting to be on my team i said no
19:01oh why did i do that
19:05maybe you just needed a break
19:07it sounds to me like you put a lot of pressure on yourself to be there for everyone and
19:12when you're not you beat yourself up for it you said you failed pomny why do you feel that way
19:21i don't know i feel like every day we're drifting further apart
19:27like she's seen through all my tricks and doesn't trust me anymore
19:31before i know it she'll be a different person one who doesn't even want me around
19:39the way i see it relationships are two-sided and sometimes it doesn't make sense to do all
19:47the heavy lifting when the other isn't in the mood we all go through and deal with things
19:52differently and sometimes you just need to let people do things their own way as long as you're
19:58still there when they need you giving someone space should never be the same as giving up on
20:08i don't even know what i want
20:11i just want everyone to be happy and i want people to hate me do you hate yourself
20:24i hated myself i couldn't help but hate myself for the things i thought i was responsible for
20:32i thought i'd lost everything but then you showed up and my outlook just changed
20:44there are always ways to show you care without ruining yourself over it you need to look out for
20:50yourself and all this too i don't get it so often nothing you say makes any sense but then you
20:58have
20:58these moments where you i don't know how do you do that hope you've been around for so long
21:08i guess i just have a resilient mind
21:16breathtaking the committee is gonna love that
21:21are they still following us are you still following us yeah we're still following you where else would we
21:28be they're still following us all right this is a long one we're gonna have to run let's go
21:46oh we got so unlucky with the drops here
21:52it's time
21:54why'd you stop shooting you out of ammo why'd you stop you out of ammo
22:00pommy got any ammo left i have one in the cylinder and one sniper round but no sniper rifle
22:06oh crap
22:07Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
22:10Ha ha ha ha!
22:17Whoa!
22:18Whoa!
22:19Good luck!
22:34Shit.
22:40You're just gonna hide in your room?
22:42Callard!
22:49Huh.
22:54Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer to you.
22:59Are you seriously gonna start singing that?
23:01I'm half crazy, all for the love of you.
23:10It won't be a stylish marriage.
23:15I can't afford a carriage.
23:20But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
23:30Oh wait, I have a key to Zubel's room.
23:55I can get him.
23:56Wait!
23:57Trust me, partner, I got this!
24:35That's actual bullsh**t!
24:37Ow!
24:42Well, sh**, man.
24:43Guess that's the end of that.
24:45See you on the flip side.
24:55What?
24:59We did it!
25:01We made such a good team!
25:08Well, to be fair, our competition wasn't anything crazy.
25:14Yeah, true.
25:18I suppose this is the part where one of us betrays the other.
25:24Huh?
25:25Huh?
25:25Oh, yeah!
25:26You can betray me.
25:27Oh.
25:28I just...
25:29I thought this was gonna be a mutual thing.
25:32Nah, nah.
25:32Go on, do it.
25:35I don't...
25:36really want to.
25:37Lame!
25:38Come on!
25:39I thought you were cool.
25:40We could just be winners.
25:43As a team.
25:44We're not a team, come on.
25:46What do you mean?
25:47Yes, we are.
25:48Delusional!
25:50Weren't we kind of bonding over being chaotic evil together?
25:54I was merely entertaining you because I thought it was funny.
25:58Now are you gonna shoot me or what?
26:00Did I...
26:01do something wrong?
26:03You sound like Ragatha right now.
26:05No wonder we're not a team.
26:06No, I mean...
26:07we were doing fine.
26:09Having fun.
26:10Talking.
26:11But you suddenly just...
26:12You're not committing!
26:14Do it.
26:17If I shoot you right now,
26:19are we still gonna be friends afterwards?
26:21We were never friends.
26:22What about all that stuff you told me?
26:25Yeah, I did tell you a lot, didn't I?
26:28Not looking forward to thinking about that tomorrow.
26:30No, no, no, no!
26:32We're not doing this!
26:33You're not gonna look me in the eye
26:35and tell me nothing we've been doing together
26:37meant anything to you
26:38because I know that's not true!
26:41Are you coming on to me?
26:43Yeah, that's what everybody wants.
26:45A straight couple.
26:46Oh my God!
26:47Can you take this seriously?
26:48Can you take anything seriously?
26:50Dude, you're a cartoon clown.
26:53How am I supposed to take you seriously?
26:55I...
26:57You reached out to me!
26:59Not the other way around!
27:00You're just gonna pretend that didn't happen?
27:03You must be misremembering.
27:05Is this why you didn't show up to Kaufmo's funeral?
27:07I don't show up to any funerals!
27:09Yeah, I bet you don't!
27:10Because you're scared!
27:12You're scared, you'll actually show a human emotion!
27:15I'm scared I'll be bored to tears!
27:18Have you ever thought that this might be what causes people to abstract in the first place?
27:22Oh my God!
27:24Are you seriously gonna blame me for something that everybody else did too?
27:28You didn't even know him!
27:29You don't even know what people are like before they abstract!
27:32They are not pleasant to be around!
27:35Like at all!
27:36Oh!
27:36You!
27:40I'm...
27:41I'm sorry.
27:43I'm sure you are.
27:47Oh man!
27:49This is all sorts of embarrassing, huh?
27:52So, you're gonna shoot me or what?
27:55What would you do if I abstracted tomorrow?
28:01I'd move on.
28:04And probably forget about you.
28:09Okay.
28:12Okay.
28:16I understand.
28:23Jeez!
28:24You really can't take a joke, can you?
28:31You're not the funny one!
28:34Uh...
28:34I don't think that counts.
28:40Hey!
28:41What are you doing?
28:48Fight back!
28:49Are you crazy?
28:50I said fight back!
28:56Stop!
29:01What's wrong with you?
29:02Why didn't you fight back?
29:04Oh, here we go.
29:05Here we go!
29:06Because I didn't fight back, that means I secretly care about you?
29:10I'm just a misunderstood little chicken fetus and an egg that needs to be cracked open.
29:14While I am not.
29:16I do not care about you or anyone else in this circus in the slightest.
29:21End of story.
29:23You are my playthings.
29:26And I get joy out of making you suffer.
29:30I'm the one who causes pain for fun.
29:33If I let you on, it was just to make this part hurt you more.
29:41F**k.
29:48There's nothing more to me.
29:51So please, just stop looking.
30:14Hey, I-I-I feel like a...
30:17You can speak first.
30:20Let's talk after the show.
30:22Yeah.
30:23Sounds good.
30:45Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the Favorite Character Awards!
30:51Before anything starts, I'd like to thank...
30:54The Committee!
30:55For examining our nominees and voting on our winners!
30:58We love you, Kate!
31:00Sh-Shut up.
31:01Okay.
31:02But what's an award show without honorable mentions in subcategories?
31:07That's right, it's bad!
31:09Unlike my show, where kids go...
31:42And the award for biggest sailor mouth goes to...
31:48Zubal!
31:49Huh?
31:51Zubal!
31:57Zubal!
32:03Alright folks!
32:05It's now the moment you've all been waiting for!
32:08The award for favorite character!
32:12Bubble, give me a drum roll!
32:14And the award for favorite character goes to...
32:20Why, it's me, everyone!
32:28Oh, wait, I misread that.
32:31It's me.
32:37You shouldn't have assumed you won the award.
32:40Now we both look foolish.
32:46So,
33:13you should look about the Minkah.
33:36All righty, now let's see how many of them voted for me.
33:44Hmph!
34:43All righty, now let's see how many of them voted for me.
35:11Let's see how many of them voted for me.
35:27Let's see how many of them voted for me.
35:28Let's see how many of them voted for me.
35:29Let's see how many of them voted for me.
35:29Let's see how many of them voted for me.
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