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Love Island UK Season 13 Episode 20 EngSub
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00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity
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00:10You smell like rubber bands.
00:12What?
00:20You've heard the rumours.
00:22I do like mayonnaise.
00:23And there's no smoke without fire.
00:25What?
00:26Love Island Unseen Bits is about to lead you on a merry dance.
00:30With our collection of incredible unseen clips.
00:33Ah.
00:34It's time to walk the walk.
00:36Double O Tart.
00:37Talk Tart.
00:40Talk the talk.
00:41If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life.
00:44Oh, that's a good one.
00:45I'd probably use like the, you know, the melting face one.
00:51The time for name calling is over.
00:54Sorry, I'm busy painting here.
00:55Can you keep still please?
00:57Because we all have skin in the game.
00:59Do I wet my face?
01:00Oh my God.
01:02And we need our weekly fix off.
01:04Snogging.
01:06Cracking on.
01:08Oh.
01:10And a shower of bombshells.
01:12Fish counts as seafood.
01:14Yeah, but fish is different.
01:15It's the love island unseen man.
01:24WHISTLE BLOWS
01:44In one big bedroom, cosy and bright,
01:47the islanders all slept through the night.
01:50There were 16 happy islanders all tucked up in a row,
01:54dreaming sweet dreams as the moon cast its glow.
02:04Little did they know that four would be off to stay
02:08at a sleepover not that far away.
02:18They sweetly slept, safe and warm, unaware of the approaching storm.
02:26I'm fucked now, man. So fucked.
02:28You have made your bed, you need to lie in it.
02:31Oh, my fucking days.
02:58MUSIC PLAYS
03:02And your dick was literally about the width of my finger.
03:06But not even that size.
03:07It was literally there.
03:08Only the smallest little ball back in the world like this.
03:11Why don't you kiss me like you used to?
03:14Tell me why, tell me why.
03:17Welcome to the dream of the unseen.
03:20Shhh.
03:21Don't shush, boys. Shake your tush.
03:25So you gotta introduce me
03:29To all your friends, all your friends.
03:32Packed full of the finest unearthed gems from the week.
03:35Would that be shown on unseen bits?
03:37Hashtag scared.
03:38Hashtag you can bet your life on it.
03:40Oh, my God.
03:41Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
03:41Oh, sorry. There's literally stinging me.
03:43Can't cope with this.
03:45No, what is it doing?
03:46Go away.
03:47So, click your fingers.
03:49Can't do it.
03:49If you can.
03:51I can't.
03:52I've just got all the jingling.
03:55But I can't do it tonight for some reason.
03:57That's just like, yeah.
03:58Yeah, that's just, like, stupid, doesn't it?
04:00As we hop foot away into an hour of elegantly choreographed unseen bits.
04:15And we start with the most pressing unseen clip of the week
04:17that will have you in creases.
04:19Why did they not iron it?
04:24I use your sheets pressed.
04:27I iron my bedsheet.
04:28Yeah, my, my, I love an iron bedsheet.
04:30Every Saturday afternoon, I iron my bed.
04:32How often do you change your sheets?
04:34Every week.
04:35Yeah, every week.
04:35So, when I go out on a Saturday night.
04:37He's kind of an ick.
04:38I come home.
04:39No, I think that's a green flag.
04:40I iron with, like, house music on.
04:42So, I'm like.
04:44And ironing.
04:45Yeah, ironing.
04:46It gets you going.
04:47That makes it a bit better.
04:47Yeah, it gets you ready for the evening.
04:49Then I go out, I have my fun, I come back.
04:50Is that Saturday evening?
04:51No, Saturday afternoon.
04:53Why not Sunday?
04:54Because.
04:54Because he's got to get in his bed when he comes back from the night out.
04:57Yeah, so I go on my night out.
04:58I come back.
04:59I shower.
05:00I have two Ferrero Rochers.
05:02A bottle of water.
05:03And then I go to bed.
05:07What's wrong with a Ferrero Rochers?
05:08I love a Ferrero Rochers.
05:10That's just so niche.
05:11Quite like an after right.
05:13Yeah, but that's not really substantial enough.
05:21Here's an unseen bit of Tommy showing that actually, he's a bit of a poser.
05:26Oh, I'm going to embarrass myself here.
05:28Someone show me this move.
05:29So you go like, the warrior thing there, right?
05:32Yeah.
05:32And then this hand comes under there.
05:35And you've got to link your hands, right?
05:37Link your hands.
05:38Yeah.
05:38Step this one in.
05:40Fucking how?
05:41And lift that one up.
05:43How did you do that?
05:44So you go into a warrior position there.
05:47Yeah.
05:47Right?
05:48So, put your left arm through your legs.
05:51Oh.
05:52Yeah.
05:52And then bring your right hand round and grab them.
05:55No, I've not got the bag.
05:56What was this?
05:57No, no, no, no.
05:57Other way.
05:58How the fucking you connect them?
06:00Oh, yeah.
06:00So, put your left arm through there and bring it like right round the back of your arse.
06:04Yeah.
06:04And then grab it with your right hand.
06:06Yeah.
06:06And step your right leg in.
06:08That's why I'm doing it right.
06:09And then...
06:10What the fuck?
06:10Like this?
06:11Right.
06:12And then like that.
06:13How are you doing...
06:13How are you getting the arm connection?
06:15Like...
06:16Like that?
06:16So, bring it on that way.
06:18Oh, okay.
06:19Like that?
06:19Yeah, yeah.
06:19And then...
06:20Yeah!
06:22There's another one you can do where you go like...
06:23Where you go like that.
06:24What the fuck is she doing?
06:26I don't know.
06:27Look at this.
06:27What the fuck is that?
06:28Her legs...
06:28That's a different one.
06:29How the fuck should she do that?
06:30Yeah.
06:31Can you do that one, Chris?
06:32Where you just do the same, but...
06:34What the fuck?
06:35No, this is a given faceplant.
06:36That's mental.
06:36Yeah, I'm just gonna go boost.
06:37No, don't do that.
06:39Angie, we can't have your nose broken.
06:40We can't get it bigger.
06:41Yeah.
06:42This girl here, honestly.
06:44Forget yoga with Tommy.
06:46It's Lola who makes you feel the burn.
07:04It's been said that Ellie has bagged herself the best connection in the villa.
07:08So push your lips for a clutch of comments showing how totesbag emoch fans have been on socials.
07:17Love it, lipstick and perfume to hands iconic.
07:21Face with heart emoji.
07:22Face with heart emoji.
07:26I love Elena and Mag, so cute.
07:29Loudly crying face emoji.
07:33It's a Scottish thing, we take our bags everywhere.
07:36Winky face with tongue emoji.
07:41What's in the bag?
07:43We'd need a revealing face with monocle emoji.
07:47Starstruck emoji.
07:54This is my thing, no matter where I'm going, right, I'll always have my mini LV with me.
07:59Always.
08:00Is that what your purpose is?
08:01Yeah.
08:01But I put everything in my handbag.
08:03I've got so much in my handbags at home.
08:05But I have only, I only use my, I take it to the gym, I take it to some bed,
08:08I take it
08:08to work.
08:08Inside my big work bag, I've got my mini handbag.
08:11Because it has everything and it has my lip liner, it has my purse, it has my ID.
08:14Your little cutie handbag.
08:15Yeah.
08:16But I have that.
08:16Everyone's in the council office, they're like, why the fuck do you have two handbags?
08:20And I'm like, because that's my work handbag and that's my always handbag.
08:23I don't sweat, not a shimmer, shimmer.
08:29Well, here on Unseen Bits we have a world exclusive of Who Was In Ellie's Bag?
08:35Let's begin.
08:38Obviously, got to have your hair clip for when you're putting your hair out, when you're
08:42by the beach, when you're just, it's getting in your face.
08:45We love a hair clip.
08:47And this was a little flower one, thank you.
08:49Then, lip balm.
08:51For when the lips are nice and moisturised, we have my lip combo staple in the handbag.
08:58But, there's a lot more in here and it's really getting heavy.
09:01First, two lemons.
09:03Next, we have a whisk.
09:06Just in case we need to stir some stuff up.
09:09Let's see.
09:11Cowboy hat.
09:12Right.
09:14A yoga mat.
09:19We have my plant.
09:22I just love my plant.
09:25Well, it's all fair and well me showing you what's in the bag.
09:29Good luck to me trying to get it back in that.
09:31Because using the sides, it's a bit of a tight squeeze.
09:36But we're going to give that a good go.
09:38Another cracking clip in the bag.
09:48The Love Island villa may be a Wi-Fi free zone, but Lorenzo and Tommy have found a way of
09:53getting on the net and having a text chat.
09:55If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life.
09:58Oh, that's a good one.
09:59I'd probably use like the, you know, the melting face one like on the side like.
10:04And it's just like melted.
10:06Because I feel like it could be used for so many things.
10:08It could be like, I'm pissed.
10:10You know, I'm drunk.
10:12Yeah.
10:13I'm fed up.
10:14Do you know the emoji words?
10:15Just like, the fine face and it's got the.
10:17What is the tongue out?
10:19It's got the tongue out to the side.
10:21It's just like a little.
10:22That one, yeah.
10:25Is that what you text all the girls then?
10:27Is that how you make them fall in love with you?
10:28Because like, do you know when you say like a stupid little remark and then you send a.
10:34It's quite funny, innit?
10:36And it's just like, it adds a little bit of character that comes in.
10:39Yeah.
10:39Because sometimes it's hard to like, do you know when I'm texting something?
10:42Like, I almost feel like I need them to see my face.
10:44And that's your face?
10:46And that's like a.
10:48That's the closest thing to your face.
10:50That one's so diverse, innit?
10:52It's like, you can.
10:53Imagine you're saying, I'll put the late dinner so we can go from dinner straight into drinks.
10:57See where the night goes after, then give it a little.
10:59It's a good cheeky little, little one.
11:00I like it.
11:01Little one of them after, innit?
11:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:03Do it again?
11:05Your tongue, you've got to sit the tongue out.
11:07I can't see it.
11:12Oh, do you know what's a good one as well for you?
11:15The, the, er, the monkey.
11:17With the hands over the eyes.
11:18Someone's doing something wrong.
11:19It's like the.
11:19Oh no.
11:22Do you know your speech?
11:23Yeah, yeah.
11:24After your speech.
11:25Like, if you, if you send a link to your speeches.
11:28Oh.
11:28To your mum or dad.
11:29You, you'd follow it up with that.
11:31No, I know the one, you know where it's just like the, the mouth and the eyes are just like.
11:36There's just nothing there.
11:37Cause you've like made too many mistakes.
11:39You're both flat.
11:40Yeah.
11:40It's just a line.
11:41Yeah, it's just like.
11:43Cause I fucked up again.
11:45So yeah, that would probably be my emoji.
11:47That's quite good, isn't it?
11:48So, so if me and you, if me and you were next to each other in a message.
11:51You'd just be.
11:52And I'd be.
11:53Yeah.
11:54Let's do it now.
12:03This week myself and the Unseen Bits producers have had a bit of down time.
12:07So we went snorkeling.
12:09And what beauty we came across in this scene.
12:12I glidden these two on their paddle board date.
12:16Sup guys.
12:17It's like I'm proposing to your ankle.
12:18This is what I wanted.
12:20So Lola.
12:21We may get on really well.
12:22And I just think it's time we tied a knot.
12:24On your ankle.
12:25And here are the bits of Lola and Sean's date you didn't get to see.
12:30There we are.
12:31We just couldn't kelp ourselves.
12:33How would you get this on your ankle, man?
12:38I swear to God.
12:39Right.
12:39I'm already getting better at this than you.
12:41Okay, you ready?
12:41Do you want me to take you for a tour?
12:43What?
12:43I'll stand here.
12:45You get.
12:48I'm not having a good day.
12:49This is the worst first day ever.
12:52No, no, no, no, no.
12:53Okay.
12:53Don't try it.
12:54Don't try it.
12:54Now how do I turn around to you?
12:55Don't turn around.
12:56Oh my God.
12:58No, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe.
12:59Wait, the stick's gone.
13:00No, I can get the stick.
13:01No, I can get the stick.
13:01No, you can't.
13:02No, I can't.
13:03No, I can't.
13:03You can't, Sam.
13:04No, I can't.
13:09Oh dear.
13:10I think we might be getting a little too close.
13:15Is there fishes?
13:16Did you say fishes?
13:17Yeah, fishes.
13:18It's fish.
13:19No, no, because there's more than one fish.
13:20It's fishes.
13:20The plural of fish is fish.
13:22Do you actually not know that?
13:23No, no, fishes.
13:25It's fish.
13:26Okay, let's go.
13:27Let's go.
13:29We're still telling we had tapas though.
13:30Yeah, 100%.
13:31Nice, babe, even if it doesn't work out,
13:33there's plenty more fishes in the sea.
13:35Oh dear.
13:47I'm glad you could join me today.
13:50I thought we'd be painting a great big almighty mountain.
13:53I think you'll really enjoy this one.
13:56So come on, everybody.
13:57Bring out your paint brushes and let's get going.
14:01Put your lips together.
14:03That's not how I do it, but okay.
14:04How would you normally do it?
14:05I can just go like...
14:06I feel like Van Gogh.
14:10I do.
14:12He's doing his painting right now.
14:22Welcome to the joy of painting with Tommy.
14:29Sorry, I'm busy painting here.
14:31Can you keep still, please?
14:32I'm going to do the outline.
14:33Do you know them colouring books when you're a kid?
14:35Yeah, you're not really meant to do the outline.
14:37I'll let glosses, okay?
14:40It's beautiful.
14:43Let the canvas for your work.
14:46Oh, I've got to be on the top now.
14:49Wait there, I'll get it up.
14:51Right, okay, I can feel you're going too far.
14:53That is beautiful, though.
14:55Yeah?
14:56Not sure what you'd fetch in auction, Ellie, but that clip was priceless.
15:07Murphy's Law says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong,
15:10so with a pair of Murphy brothers in the villa,
15:13something is bound to go wrong soon.
15:14It's just a matter of waiting.
15:22Yeah, there's nothing...
15:24There's nothing you can do at the minute, is there?
15:26Well, luckily we have run out of time,
15:28so we'll have to come back after the break to find out...
15:32Ooooooooh!
15:33What happened next?
15:48It's Love Island Unseen Bits, baby!
15:52So enough with the poses, we need to crack on.
15:55Ready, set, go!
16:02We've kicked our way through the drama
16:04to find all the shocking moments that were missed.
16:07Like that, don't you?
16:08Such as two islanders making an unexpected pass at each other.
16:14Sorry, sorry, sorry!
16:15Morning's gonna melt!
16:16Sorry!
16:17And a close shave that ended in an outrageous blowjob.
16:21Ooooooh!
16:24This is a great service!
16:28So look no further with your one-stop-shop
16:31for exclusive hot-tongue action.
16:33It's not really hot!
16:37Elbow me in the face, man!
16:38It's Love Island Slightly Burned Bits!
16:42Earlier we saw a club of Kavan and Aidan sitting in silence,
16:46but remember, silence can be deadly.
16:48Well, here's...
16:50Ooooooooh!
16:50What happened next?
16:57Bro, that fucking stinks.
17:00Sorry, bro.
17:01Is that you? You just farted?
17:03Mate, that stinks.
17:06What is wrong with you?
17:07You're on national TV!
17:09Mate, it's so bad!
17:11Shut up!
17:11But he was fine, mate.
17:13It's television, not smelly-vision.
17:15But we can't have dead air on this show,
17:17otherwise the Love Island boss is the man
17:18we fill it with silly fart sounds.
17:21So come on, quick, say something funny!
17:31I did warn ya.
17:38Here's an unseen clip that doesn't have a name.
17:41I'm sure Lola has some ideas.
17:44But I also like my favourite...
17:45I like when people first name, last name people.
17:47I guess the posh boy thing, you know,
17:48when they're like...
17:50Rufus Alistair or something.
17:51Do you know what I mean?
17:52I like that.
17:53I think I'll call one my kids Romeo.
17:55Romeo.
17:56Like the Beckhams?
17:57Romeo Murphy.
17:58I'm calling my son Junior.
18:00Sam Roth Junior.
18:01SJ.
18:02That's cute.
18:03I might just call...
18:03Yeah, just call him my name,
18:05but just add Junior in the end.
18:06AJ.
18:07AJ.
18:08AJ!
18:09Yes!
18:10Aidan Junior.
18:12That's a great name.
18:13AJ.
18:14AJ Murphy.
18:14How would you spell it though?
18:16For A-Y-E-J-A-Y.
18:19AJ.
18:20No.
18:21Stop talking.
18:21No, darling.
18:23That's crazy.
18:24This is when I say you're from Essie.
18:26No, because how...
18:27AJ, how can you have like a two-letter name?
18:29No, it's not because...
18:30Aidan Junior.
18:31So it's A-J.
18:33Nickname.
18:33It's just the nickname.
18:34That's not his name, is it?
18:35No, I know.
18:35I know his nickname's AJ,
18:36but then why would you start throwing letters into AJ
18:38when it's literally just his initials?
18:39Well, because you said his name's going to be AJ,
18:41but his name's not his...
18:42Well, that's what everyone would call him.
18:43Aidan Junior.
18:43His name's Aidan Junior.
18:44Everyone's going to call him AJ.
18:45Yeah.
18:46So it wouldn't be Aidan Murphy Junior?
18:48So on the birth certificate,
18:49you're not going to go A-Y-J.
18:52No, Aidan Junior Murphy.
18:53Aidan Junior Murphy.
18:55Yeah, I know it's a bit backwards,
18:56but it sounds better,
18:57because you can say AJ.
18:58AJM.
18:59AJ.
19:00Aw, thanks, guys.
19:01You just named my first kid.
19:03I didn't think about calling my kid
19:04Chevrolet now as well.
19:08I'll call my kid Spurs.
19:10That might explain how my best mate
19:12Sheffield Wednesday Volkswagen Beetle
19:14got his name.
19:23The mountains of Mallorca share a lot in common
19:25with the Highlands of Scotland.
19:27For one, they are both famous for their flings.
19:30So your foot's here, you point it out,
19:32and you just go back, front, back, front,
19:34around your knee.
19:35Yeah.
19:36So you just basically do it with a jump.
19:37Oh.
19:38Oh.
19:40So...
19:40What the...
19:42And then...
19:43So a lot of jumping.
19:45So how do you get to this side?
19:45It's all jumping.
19:47So lad, yeah, this is calorie deficit right now.
19:51For jumping.
19:51There was like...
19:53Basically there's swords crossed like this on the ground
19:56and you need to jump over them.
19:58That was basically it.
19:59Lola's falling in the sword.
20:01Your hands need to be glued here.
20:03Your hands need to be glued on your face.
20:05And you're actually just...
20:07That's so cute.
20:08I know.
20:09And then you're doing that over the sword.
20:11You need to jump back over the other side of the sword.
20:14And then when you go down in a circle,
20:16you need to go right behind the sword.
20:17What if I just did this?
20:19Yeah, that'll work.
20:20Fuck it.
20:31Earlier in the week, Lorenzo and Yaz lipsed on the terrace,
20:34but were they moving in the right direction?
20:37Can we try the other way?
20:38Yeah, go on then.
20:39What, me this way?
20:40Yeah, what way do you normally go?
20:42I normally go that way.
20:43I normally go that way.
20:44I'll try.
20:46It may be called French kissing,
20:48but snogging is not like driving in Europe, Lorenzo.
20:51You don't have to do it on the other side.
20:53Time for the boys to give Lorenzo an unseen bit of advice
20:56before he retakes his snogging theory test.
20:59Remember, just pick one side and stick with it.
21:01Don't go...
21:02Let's change this side.
21:03It's always this side.
21:04You're going that way, I go in the other way.
21:06I am left-handed, but I go this way.
21:08You're left-handed?
21:09I'm right-handed, I go left.
21:10I'm left-handed, I go right.
21:11Because I feel it's easier to put your right hand up on the face then.
21:14Yes, then I get my left hand.
21:15Ah, yes.
21:15What about you, Simba?
21:17I go right.
21:17You go right, yeah.
21:18You're right all the way?
21:19Yeah, I go...
21:21Yeah, right, yeah.
21:22Look, he has to put the tongue out.
21:24What way do you go?
21:25How do you go?
21:26Yeah, that's what I do.
21:27No, I like this way and then that way.
21:30But when it's intense, I'll go to the left.
21:32Like when it's...
21:33Oh.
21:33What, is that like turbo mode?
21:35Yeah, turbo.
21:36Switch up.
21:36Sport mode plus.
21:37Sport mode, he's here and then he's like,
21:39OK, we need to go up a few gears, let's go this way.
21:40Right, we're shifting gears.
21:42Yeah.
21:43Basically, Lorenzo, state of neutral, no tailgating
21:45and at all costs, do not pump the gas.
21:53This next unseen clip will give a flavour of what's really going on in the villa.
21:57All the boys are hot.
21:59So, all the girls, all the flavours.
22:01There's a lot of gorgeous people in here, huh?
22:03All the flavours.
22:04Yeah, all the flavours, that is true.
22:07There actually are all the flavours.
22:08Who's strawberry?
22:12Is he vanilla?
22:13No, I was going to say he's strawberry.
22:16Strawberry?
22:16I said you don't know the story.
22:18Fruity.
22:19Where did strawberry come from?
22:21What's Kav?
22:22He's like a bourbon vanilla.
22:24He's like...
22:24No, I'm vanilla.
22:25No, he's dolce de leche.
22:28Dolce de leche.
22:29What's that?
22:30Si.
22:30The sweet milk one.
22:32The sweet milk.
22:33So you're not white, white, you're like...
22:35Yeah, you're like sweet, you're spicy white.
22:36Yeah.
22:36What, are we talking about in the bedroom here?
22:38Just your vibe.
22:39Just in general.
22:39You're not like...
22:40You're the coffee tiramisu.
22:42Mmm.
22:43I love tiramisu as well.
22:44Up to you.
22:44What am I?
22:46You're caramel.
22:47Period.
22:48Ellie's like Iron Brew.
22:50You're losing me, guys.
22:51It's Italy.
22:52What are we talking here?
22:53Just like vibes.
22:54What's Aiden then?
22:55Vibes.
22:55We're not talking in the bedroom.
22:56No, Aiden's like...
22:58There's too many vanilla.
22:59Vanilla.
23:00He's like a classic.
23:01Oh no, he's like...
23:02You know the bubblegum flavour?
23:05A bit of fun?
23:06Yeah.
23:06Yeah, I hear that.
23:07Bubblegum.
23:08What's Fitzy?
23:09Fitzy's all reliable.
23:12I just got us all the same.
23:13Thank you, love.
23:14Cheers, Ellie.
23:15Strawberry twist.
23:16Do you know what?
23:16Thanks.
23:17No strawberry twist for me.
23:19I'm more of a Mr. Whippy man, myself.
23:27Here's an unseen bit of the boys training in the gym.
23:30They're supposed to be doing pull-downs or pull-ups.
23:33But this turned into put-downs.
23:35Lorenzo, you've got like a high jumper build.
23:37I don't know what that means.
23:38You've got like a...
23:40The build of an athlete that's good at jumping.
23:42That's what I'm trying to say.
23:43What does that look like?
23:44No, but...
23:45For fuck's sakes, bro.
23:47When I look at you, I just think, yeah, like pole vault, high jump.
23:50You know?
23:51The jumping...
23:51The jumping ones.
23:54God, give us a little jump over here.
23:55Jump over his arm.
23:56No.
23:56Go jump over his arm.
23:57No, I'm not a good runner or jumper.
23:59I'll give it a go first.
24:00I can't even remember what a pole vault does.
24:04Yeah!
24:06Well, where's my pole?
24:08No, no pole.
24:09It's one of these.
24:10You have to get the knees out.
24:11I need my pole.
24:14Yeah!
24:17It nearly went over.
24:20Well, um...
24:21Yeah, maybe not.
24:22Maybe not high jump.
24:24Have confidence in yourself, Lorenzo.
24:26You are stretchier than you think.
24:29You smell like rubber bands.
24:31What?
24:33You smell like rubber bands.
24:36It's this summer's hottest new fragrance.
24:40Eau de Lorenzo.
24:42With notes of passion fruit, battery acid and burnt rubber.
24:49I didn't get the passion fruit from it.
24:52I'll let them know.
24:54Yeah, let them know.
24:55Maybe they can tweak their ingredients.
24:57Mmm.
25:00Eau de Lorenzo is significantly proven to last at least twice as long as others said.
25:05You still smell like rubber bands.
25:07Can you not say that?
25:09I'm sorry, you do.
25:10It's not rubber bands.
25:11Everyone's going to be thinking that you smell weird.
25:13Yeah, can you fuck off?
25:16Eau de Lorenzo guarantees to get the girls sniffing around.
25:23It's like your arms.
25:25What?
25:26It is.
25:27You're going to have, like, a new aftershave, like, sponsorship after this.
25:30No.
25:30Eau de Lorenzo.
25:32Keep your emotions in a bottle.
25:36Eau de Lorenzo.
25:48Eau de Lorenzo.
26:00Eau de Lorenzo.
26:02Eau de Lorenzo.
26:12Eau de Lorenzo.
26:13Eau de Lorenzo.
26:40Eau de Lorenzo.
26:42Eau de Lorenzo.
26:42We have lots of food for thought.
26:44I think I put Maeve onto something.
26:46No, he definitely didn't.
26:47Ketchup sandwich.
26:48Did you just have plain bread with ketchup?
26:50Yeah, yeah.
26:512 pieces of bread and ketchup.
26:52I don't even like ketchup.
26:54As we offer up clips so unseen they will literally have you rolling on the floor in laughter
26:58You just pull your body over
27:01You actually hear my back crack in there
27:06And seeing stars
27:14Brace yourselves for a finely balanced selection of unseen bits
27:17That flip the world as you know it on its head
27:21Boom
27:21Thanks tommy and namaste
27:34Let's move to another unseen clip
27:36And everyone was walking the line like model islanders
27:40I'm trying to learn the model walk
27:42Shoulders back
27:43Shoulders back innit
27:44It's just a little bit of a swear
27:46Hey that's too much
27:48Is that too high?
27:50Do you want another demo coming down here?
27:51Go on let me and you do it
27:52Come on
27:53Yeah yeah yeah
27:53It's just a little nonchalant never eye contact with anybody ready
27:57Na na na na na na
27:59Runway walk
28:00Na na na na na na na
28:02No hey we're bobbing too much
28:04That's too quick
28:05That's too quick
28:06Nah that's the pace
28:07Normally for a runway that's the pace innit
28:09What is there a beat is there?
28:10There's just like something
28:11Yeah there's a bit to it
28:12Boom boom boom
28:13It's hard innit
28:13Of course
28:14Do you reckon you could like do the modelling
28:15Yeah
28:15Do you want to do more of me?
28:18Now I've got my new fit on
28:19I want to do one after
28:21Where from here?
28:22Yeah we'll go from this line here
28:24No eye contact
28:25Just a little bob
28:26I do need a bit of advice before I go into this though bro
28:30What do I do?
28:31How do I approach it?
28:39What are the boys doing?
28:48Yes come
28:49Come do it with me
28:51You need in between the both of them
28:52Like he moves too much
28:53He moves too little
28:54Right hold on
28:55Go on
28:553 2 1
28:57Go
29:12Oh my god they're actually divas
29:19Here's a top secret highly confidential unseen training video from the LIA
29:24The Love Island Army
29:25It's a purely defensive force committed to the surveillance of bombshells before active engagement
29:31Is it everyone here?
29:32If the two bombshell girls come in everyone here is open to get to know them
29:35Exactly
29:35100%
29:36Bare from me
29:37Well I'll get to know them from the point of view of finding out who they fancy
29:40I'll be the man on the inside
29:42You can wingman
29:42I'll wingman you
29:43Yeah
29:44Yeah
29:45We call him every now and then
29:46He's not there every night
29:47He's not on the front line with us all the time
29:48But every now and then
29:49When the general needs him I'll call him up
29:51He deals with our inside information
29:53Fine
29:54He's SAS commander
29:55That is my position
29:56Double O tart
29:58I'm whatever you need me to be
29:59Double O tart
30:00Can we just go round quickly so I know where we all stand here
30:03I'm captain
30:04I'm private
30:05I'm lieutenant
30:06You're lieutenant
30:06You're general
30:08SAS
30:08SAS
30:09Just to clarify who's number one?
30:11Yeah
30:11I'm SAS so I can float on about wherever I am
30:14I don't really have a rank
30:15A medal of honour is a wash bag
30:16The general's got how many wash bags?
30:18Have you got four?
30:18I've got four
30:19He's got four wash bags
30:21I've got two big wash bags
30:22I've only got one wash bag
30:24Have you got three?
30:25I've got three
30:25I thought it all works then
30:26Yeah
30:26Go on Aidan then
30:27Give us a rundown
30:28What's the process
30:29No no no
30:30Yeah
30:30Slow down
30:33Slow down
30:34Slow down
30:35Chill out
30:36I can say that as well
30:37Slow the fuck down
30:40Right now march
30:41Good debrief
30:43Everyone's in a good position
30:44Do you want to lead us general?
30:45Three
30:46Two
30:46One
30:47Top task
30:50Oh
30:50Oh I know
30:53How hot is that?
30:55Sorry to pull rank lads
30:56But the onwards march of unseen bets continues
31:06The Islanders received a text this week
31:08Kevin, Simba, Mika and Yasmin
31:12Four bombshells want to meet you for a sleepover
31:17A car is waiting for you outside
31:19Pack your bags and leave the villa immediately
31:23And jeepers creepers
31:25Before they knew it
31:25They were rushing off to the sleepover
31:27As fast as possible to rush
31:28When you're filming in slo-mo
31:31Truth is they took so long to get here
31:34That the grass had grown up around
31:36Our magnificent four bombshells
31:38Tina
31:40Finley
31:42Hallie
31:43Cheddy
31:45And they had to walk all the way
31:48From Palma Airport
31:49Through the Mayorkan countryside
31:51Which in cork wedges is no mean feat
31:56But there was definitely
31:57Some kind of buzz about them
32:00Or on them
32:01Come on, chop chop
32:04You're going to be late walking at that pace
32:07And they were so exhausted when they got to the sleepover
32:10They just kept doing everything in slo-mo
32:13But once the islanders finally arrived
32:15It was full speed ahead
32:16What's your favourite food?
32:18Do you like a bit of sea bassin?
32:18You're not into fish?
32:19No
32:20I like fish
32:21But I don't like seafood
32:23I like fish?
32:25Yeah, but
32:25Oh, you like fish but you're not eating the fish?
32:28No, I like fish
32:29What are you going on about?
32:31Um, I study public relations
32:33Do you know what?
32:34That's PR
32:35I don't know what that is
32:36You don't know what that is?
32:37Yeah, I don't know what that is
32:38I like fish
32:39But I don't like seafood
32:41What's the difference?
32:43Like seafood's like prawns and that
32:47What?
32:48What?
32:49Fish counts as seafood
32:51Yeah, but fish is different
32:52So what fish do you like, yeah?
32:54Like just fish?
32:55I've got like a foot stitch, man
32:56Oh my God
32:58Oh, fuck
32:59It's like crap
33:01Sorry, guys
33:01It's okay
33:02I do love a foot tattoo, you know
33:04Do you?
33:04I do love like a foot ankle tattoo
33:06I do like
33:07You've got a nice feet
33:08That's one of the first things I saw
33:09Really?
33:10Do you want to know a secret?
33:11I have two toes joined together
33:12You're lying
33:16I swear to you
33:18I've got something in my hair
33:20I've got something in my hair
33:20No, I'm just looking at you
33:22Look
33:22Oh, okay
33:23That's not that bad
33:24I think they look cute
33:26Oh, okay, that's cute
33:27They look better than normal feet
33:28I thought you meant like
33:29Like they're just together
33:30Oh, no, no, no
33:31All the way
33:32Just like a bit of the skin is like together
33:34Do you speak Welsh?
33:35So I used to speak better Welsh than English
33:38Until I was 16
33:39Can you teach me a word?
33:40Yeah, I can say like
33:41I love you
33:42Like little words
33:43But I think if I sat there
33:45And always sit somewhere
33:45Please don't say that to me
33:47Why are you laughing?
33:49I like fish
33:50But I don't like seafood
33:51I'd still eat it
33:53But I don't like it
33:54Which one's named Riley?
33:56Riley!
33:56Oh, that's crazy
33:57What is it?
33:58Finn
33:59Oh, Finn
33:59Where do I get Riley from?
34:01So you're not Riley
34:02I've never been with a Finley before
34:04You were the Finn, though?
34:05Finn?
34:06Finn?
34:06I've never been with Finn either
34:08What would be your ideal date?
34:10I'd want to do something fun
34:12Would you?
34:12Like skydiving
34:13Should we do it?
34:14For our first date?
34:15What are we doing, base?
34:16Yeah, let's go skydiving
34:17I think that would be my duty
34:18There's not very much like
34:19To do
34:20Talking-wise, though
34:21Do you know what I mean?
34:22True
34:22Imagine how we're getting to know each other
34:23As we're flying down the air
34:24On the first date?
34:26Yeah
34:26I never thought of it like that
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36:06The party's in full swing on Love Island Unseen bit
36:09So strap on your heels and strut your stuff
36:12Are you ready?
36:15Are you ready?
36:17Will Paris get me in Paris?
36:20We're working our way back through the last days of the action to bring you everything that went unseen
36:25Like this big pink wall
36:27Oh f***ing alley left side to the wall
36:30We're here to mop up all the steamy moments that you didn't get to see
36:34What?
36:35So relax because we have some cracking clips on the way
36:42Ohhhh
36:43Strike a pose
36:44It's the final part of Love Island Unseen bit
36:54Earlier we saw the boys enrolling themselves into their Top Tarts army
36:57And here is the secret skin care routine that gets the Top Tarts tarted up
37:05It's like a sponsored silence, isn't it?
37:07We're focusing, Tommy
37:10Let's see if you know the next step
37:12See if I know the next step
37:13If you know the next step, this is huge
37:14Toner
37:17Mmm, technically you're not wrong
37:20Just not right
37:21So do I wet my face?
37:24Yeah
37:24What, before this?
37:26Yeah
37:26OK
37:27Do you not have to put the toner on?
37:29I've done one already
37:30What, I did?
37:31I've started earlier
37:32Look at him go
37:33Look at the lip balm
37:34That's not lip balm, it's lip oil
37:36Lip oil
37:37Then you put this on, don't you?
37:39Yeah
37:39This is the next one
37:41I don't know what step you are
37:42Yeah, that's the toner
37:43Yeah, that's the toner
37:43That goes next
37:45Why all three fingers?
37:46You've done four fingers?
37:47I don't even know what I'm doing
37:48Right, quick rub it in, throw it drys
37:50Oh my god
37:51We're done with this one, yeah?
37:53Yeah
37:53I know we're gonna go for the eyes
37:55Yes
37:57This is insane
37:58That's too much
37:59That's too much now
38:00What the hell is it?
38:01She's taking the fucking piss
38:01Sorry, I'm sorry guys
38:03Respect the product
38:04I'm looting
38:05General's getting mad
38:06I'm sorry
38:07No
38:07No
38:08Right under
38:10Sorry
38:10Right under the eyes
38:11I forget him
38:13General, if I may
38:14Are we ready for a lymphatic drainage?
38:17They're not ready for that yet
38:18Fucking new piece
38:19They're not
38:20You're getting demoted after this performance mate
38:23I get demoted
38:24You've been embarrassed yourself
38:25You've been embarrassed yourself
38:26I can't get any lower
38:28Just a little bit
38:28Just a little bit
38:29You've got to open the nose, sir
38:31Right then boys
38:32We're all finished with a little spritz
38:34Yes
38:35What's up?
38:36What's up?
38:37Are you?
38:37Private one
38:40Thank you so much
38:40Thank you so much
38:42Who does the generals?
38:43The generals doing all the work
38:45Now he looks after his workers
38:47That was a little treat for you guys
38:49Well done
38:50Yes
38:51Well done
38:52Pleasure doing business
38:53Well done
38:54Skincare for me involves my mum
38:56Spitting on the core of a hand cane
38:57Rubbing it on my face
38:58It's tricky when I'm working away though
39:00So she posts me tubs of saliva
39:02So I can do it myself
39:04Pull out boys
39:07Pull out
39:08What quality though?
39:12That was too funny
39:20This next unseen bit proves why you should never leave your phone lying around
39:25Is Lorenzo's phone here?
39:29Oh Lorenzo's phone
39:30He's so fucking
39:35It's me
39:37Why does he do this?
39:39See if it's anyone else
39:40I'd battle
39:40See if it's Lorenzo
39:41It's fine
39:42Oh cute girl
39:44Oh I love him
39:45So fucking cute
39:46Is there a reason he did it?
39:47Is there a reason why he looks like he's in the Berlin dancing?
39:51Literally
39:55Is there a reason?
39:57That's why he got so many photos
40:02Does he have photos of you?
40:05I can't even breathe around this guy
40:07Oh
40:07No
40:08This one is fucking funny
40:10They need deleted immediately
40:15Feels like he's going to make so many Whatsapp stickers of me
40:18I thought for fucks sake
40:20Oh my god
40:22His phone does need to be confiscated
40:24Like I can't even just be sat there
40:31I looked demonic
40:32Do you actually do
40:34Is this a fucking dog?
40:37No
40:37His phone is deleted
40:38No
40:39I can't wait to show him that
40:41That is amazing
40:43That is amazing
40:47Yasmin
40:48Do you want to fall out?
40:50Give me that phone
40:51Immediately
40:52She can't wait to show him
40:54He's going to be so proud of me
40:56Nowhere safe
40:57That is one serious photo dump girls
40:59But not as serious as the dumping of Namibian Sam
41:03So the boy I would like to steal is
41:06Tommy
41:06So the girl I would like to steal is
41:10Ellie
41:11The girl I would like to steal is
41:12Mika
41:13So the boy I would like to steal is
41:16Aidan
41:17Sam in Namibia you are now single and therefore dumped from the island
41:20At least we have some pictures to remember you by
41:23Oh wait
41:24Maybe not those ones
41:36It's time for Beach a Bonanza
41:41Beach a Bonanza
41:46I asked the islanders what their cheesiest DMs were
41:50Oh I've received so many, so many weird, weird, weird, weird DMs in my life
41:56Oh I know you're a teacher, I bet you could teach me a thing or two in bed
41:59Just like
41:59That wasn't cringy
42:00I actually liked that one to be honest
42:01Someone messaged me saying
42:03Can I call you Jasmine without the jazz?
42:07So can I call you mine?
42:10Which is quite good
42:12And if he was hot I would have replied
42:14Something crazy like
42:15Are you a controller?
42:17Dot dot dot
42:17Cause I'm not trying to play you
42:20And then sent like
42:21A controller emoji
42:23A girl sent a picture of a dog
42:25Sorry my dog went missing
42:27Thank you for finding him
42:29So I DMed this girl
42:30And I sent her an emoji of a football
42:33And then
42:34A fence
42:35And I said sorry I keep my board over my fence
42:37But whilst I'm here
42:39How are you?
42:40Oh
42:41I was young
42:42I get a lot of
42:43Can I ask you a question?
42:45And I'm like
42:46No you can't
42:47The only way I can describe it
42:48Is like a bible verse that he had made up himself
42:52And it was the most raunchiest thing
42:54And cringiest thing I'd ever seen in my life
42:57I actually can't even say half of the stuff that was in it
43:00Very ballsy
43:01To be honest
43:02Are you from Tennessee?
43:04Cause you're the only Tennessee
43:05And I was like
43:06You need to get original
43:08Don't ever say that was
43:09I have DMed celebrities before
43:13You just think
43:14Oh do you know what
43:14Shoot my shot
43:15And then you wake up in the morning
43:16And you think
43:17What's an absolute embarrassment
43:19Which I'd just be telling them they're shaped like a wine glass
43:21Which is a good thing
43:22And they all take it like a good thing
43:23No one's ever taken it as a bad thing
43:24I sent a boy a message and it said
43:27If you feel something weird
43:28Don't fight it
43:30I'm just manifesting you
43:32That's so cringy isn't it?
43:34Did I get a reply back?
43:35No
43:36We've all had a guy ask for feet pics
43:38Might have been there done it
43:40Who knows?
43:41Well she requested that I
43:43She send her some pictures of my feet
43:44I don't know why
43:45My feet they're not in the best of Nick
43:47You know what I mean?
43:48I've had some pretty weird requests in my day
43:50I've had a few people kind of
43:51Message me for some old pairs of socks
43:54What actually goes through these people's heads
43:56I did definitely have someone message me
43:58I can't remember the exact wording
43:59But it was saying about mayonnaise
44:01And it like started this discussion about mayonnaise
44:03Which was like weirdly engaging
44:05Because it's definitely better than like a
44:06Hey kiss or something crap like that
44:09But I do like mayonnaise
44:10So it did weirdly work
44:14Come back next time for some more
44:17Major Bonanza
44:18No!
44:23I think we have time to squeeze in just one more clip
44:25If the boys can get round to it
44:27No, go round, go round, yeah, yeah, yeah
44:32We could get a good thing going here, you know
44:37The commander's taking us for a walk
44:42What are you doing?
44:45We're walking round the garden
44:46We're eating Oreos, we've burned them off
44:48Sorry to pull rank lads
44:49But I'm under strict orders to sign out
44:51Our time is up
44:53Until next time
44:54Over and out
44:55Bye-bye
45:14Bye-bye
45:29Bye-bye
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