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My Love Touches the Divine HD
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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:21If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet.
01:34You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:41But, Father, I can't marry Paul.
01:44The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride anymore.
01:47I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here.
01:54You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy.
02:00Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:04Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too.
02:06We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treats me.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a 70-year-old geese
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:15and as his side piece, not his wife. It's not the same, Michelle.
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:23I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:06Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash. Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tramp.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:05Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:12He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but...
04:38To me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here, honey.
04:44I mean my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:06For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:08How dare you, Peter?
05:16No way.
05:26I'm doing this.
05:27I'm doing this as you.
05:28Come on.
05:28How dare you, Peter?
05:30I'm doing this.
05:38I'm.
05:41oh my god what the hell just happened where did this insane crystal palaces come from
05:54don't sweat the details right now
06:01Jennifer my sweet it's still our wedding night are you ready to give yourself to me
06:11absolutely like i said we're husband and wife now
06:19trust me i'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet
06:54lord poseidon sorry to crash the party but zeus is stuck in the divine labyrinth the all mother needs
06:59you for a rescue op stack
07:10sweetheart an emergency just came up and i've got to go
07:12don't panic i'll be back in your arms in nine days tops
07:33mother what the hell happened why do i feel like i just woke up from a century-long fever dream
07:38oh poseidon you're finally awake remember that ancient curse you tripped bailing zeus out
07:47that's what knocked you out cold
08:05merciful seas the trident actually accepted you don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal
08:12who's who's head over heels for you
08:23spill it who is she
08:26just a regular mortal girl
08:29but to me she's everything we're already married mother if it weren't for that damn
08:35curse i'd have paraded her up to olympius ages ago praise the oceans listen to me kiddo go fetch her
08:43right this second i am literally dying to meet this girl say less mother consider it done
08:52hold on poseidon there's a catch you've been in that coma for nine whole years which means
09:00that poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years are you kidding i ghosted jennifer for
09:07nine fucking years no this is beyond messed up i need to get down there right now
09:25uh too basic go raid the divine vault for the golden apples i need to absolutely blow this
09:32girl's mind actually scratch that i'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself
09:54it's been nine goddamn years how much longer is it going to take for him to show his face
10:00jennifer why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there
10:08i'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and father just dumped on me i'll get to it you brainless cow
10:14the goddamn stench ruined my dresses i let you and your two little bastards crash here i feed you
10:19and you can't even handle one basic chore hey back the hell off this is my house too
10:27you have no right to run your mouth at me those brats of yours are just like you
10:31ungrateful blood-sucking parasites mom
10:36you know damn well the kids and i bust our asses look around we're the only ones keeping this damn
10:41house from falling apart
10:46that's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do
10:51back off don't you dare touch our mother
10:59you filthy little street rat bastards that's what you get for running your mouths at lady jessica
11:03you freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth strip them douse them in ice
11:08water and lock them in the stables sneak them a single crumb and they'll be held to pay
11:14chill mum don't forget ryan's chauffeuring us to the temple of poseidus
11:19just make these useless peasants haul the offerings shake a leg and get in the damn carriage we can't
11:24keep my big shot son-in-law waiting
11:45this is seriously creeping me out why does this temple feel so warm and familiar
11:56wait that era the bloodline of the sea god how the hell did it end up here
12:07oh almighty lord of the sea we offer these tributes with the purest intentions
12:13bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune
12:17stop standing around like idiots your only job right now is to pray to the sea god to protect
12:22ryan's fleet honestly letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the sea god is
12:28a massive privilege keep dragging your feet and i'll assume you're itching for the stables
12:34maybe if i pray to the statue it'll actually bring my husband back safely
12:41no stop we cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the sea god
12:48oh great sea god please just let my husband come home soon
12:52oh great sea god please just let our dad come home safely
13:21what the actual hell just happened why did the statues just nuke themselves
13:30somebody seriously pissed off the sea god his rage just blew those statues to smithogreens
13:43if the sea god is throwing a tantrum anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed
13:49god damn it who has the absolute stones to piss off the sea god if the ocean slaps a curse
13:55on us our
13:56entire cash flow goes down the toilet listen up people it has to be them their filthy bastard
14:02bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe so it was you three little rats grow for forgiveness
14:08right this minute or i swear to god your lives are going to my waking nightmare
14:15son of a how dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage we're stuck in phantom mode and
14:21can't
14:21do shit keto ping lord poseidon right now no my kids blood isn't filthy we literally haven't done a
14:29single thing wrong so why the hell would the sea god be pissed at us this is absolute
14:33bullshit shut your mouth peasant grab them burn them at the stake the only way to calm the sea god's
14:40rage
14:40damage is absolute agony
14:52no stop
15:02holy crap it's lord poseidon
15:19hold up did anyone else just hear that
15:23damn it we're too far poseidon can't manifest here just hang on a little longer my lady little
15:29ones you gotta believe me he's coming burning the main enough for the sea god
15:34he's sending us a sign father word is the sea god skins traitors alive packs their raw flesh with
15:42boiling sand and crushed shells turning them into gravel to walk on for eternity father my kids and
15:49i are innocent the real sinners are these sick freaks putting their hands on children oh so the
15:54sea god's pissed at us his biggest believers bullshit i dump cash and prayers on his altar
15:59every year while you you filthy peasants ain't cocked up shit ship it jennifer you're a completely lost
16:14look jen i didn't want to get my hands dirty but you brought the sea god's haul down on us
16:19skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this
16:25back off you ugly witch don't you dare lay a finger on our mom
16:36you little maggots this is what happens when you piss off the sea god
16:42you're not dragging our whole family to hell with you
16:52you dirty little bastards don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you
17:00no michelle let go of my kid
17:05i'll take the hit just don't touch them
17:10jennifer this is your goddamn fault if you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street
17:15rat and pout these bastards we wouldn't be in this mess
17:19no put this all on me chris and sophia are good kids
17:24they're your own flesh and blood for god's sake you can't do this
17:28get the hell off me i don't have any filthy grandchildren
17:31what the hell are you brain dead idiots waiting for getting them alive already
17:41these mortals no these monsters how dare they stoop this low
17:50screw it i'm taking my true form to save the heirs
18:00thomas stop you know the rules if you manifest in the mortal realm you break the law of fate
18:06you'll be wiped from existence
18:13no get your filthy hands off my kids
18:24do it like this put your backs into it
18:27if you let these little rats slip because you grew a conscience
18:30i'll sell your asses to the galleys
18:37i can't stomach this anymore even if it vaporizes my soul i am saving those heirs
18:48wait famus i feel the power of the sea god
19:09back the hell off
19:20look it's lord poseidon's the boss is actually back
19:28jennifer sweetheart i'm here i am so sorry i let you go through this hell
19:32it's really you thank god he actually brought you back to me
19:37look this is chris and sophia
19:41our kids
19:43dad we totally knew it was you you actually came back
19:48what in the hell just happened jesus how'd i end up eating dirt
19:53father forget that look over there that filthy beggar is back
19:58talk
20:00right now
20:01who did this which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch jennifer and my kids
20:07you don't get to question us jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the sea god
20:12they brought this shit storm on us as their father you should be paying for their sins with your life
20:18almighty sea god please forgive us these four impure wretches aren't part of our family
20:23don't lump us in with their sins i'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage
20:35you absolute clowns you keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the sea god
20:41without realizing i am the sea god
20:58holy crap he really is the sea god
21:02oh great sea god please forgive us
21:05mason and his screwed up family pulled the strings we're innocent
21:08don't buy his bullshit open your eyes it's just a cheap dark magic trick
21:13if the real sea god was here we'd all be dead meat
21:17he actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god
21:20if the real god finds out we worship the damn warlock we're cooked
21:24we gotta skin this freak and his family alive before anyone finds out
21:28you arrogant brain death mortals you tortured my wife and kids so now i'm thing terive i'm bringing down the
21:37ocean's wrath
21:38i'll give you a front row seat to exactly who you're messing with
21:49no freaking way is this filthy beggar actually the sea god
22:01ha look at that i totally called it this filthy street rat is a complete fraud
22:16what the hell is happening to my hand
22:34wait why did the sea god statue just blow to pieces
22:38you brain dead idiots the real sea god is pissed because this peasant is playing dress up with his name
22:45help me pin this bastard down and finish him
22:48step on it if we don't string them up right now the sea god is gonna wipe us off the
22:52map
22:53the ocean will swallow us whole
22:55freeze
22:57look he's running on fumes now's our window to take this warwick out
23:02what the hell is going on
23:05enough
23:06i'll let it slide you got played earlier
23:08but from this second on if you touch my wife and kids i'll rain literal hellfire on you
23:13you gullible morons everyone knows jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago
23:20like the c-dotted would moo light as a tramp like he'd knock up a slut like jennifer and just
23:26poop into
23:26thin air i bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic
23:35damn straight a true god is untouchable you hack this warlock to pieces and i'll toss you 10 gold coins
23:45right here right now
24:01unfreaking believable the guy's literally made of steel
24:09almighty sea god please forgive your cluteless blind believers
24:15you unrepentant mortals you actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me
24:22you vicious brain dead clowns time to face the music
24:32holy crap he really is the sea god we are dead meat
24:39what just happened why am i running on empty no the coma
24:43i burned through all my divine mocha fighting off that damn curse for nine years
24:51this damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion we need to get the high priest down here to wreck him
24:57you absolute idiots do you seriously think this washed up bum is the sea god
25:02he's just a wicked warlock if he was actually poseidon he wouldn't be this pathetic
25:09it's an ancient curse i tank my powers fighting it off that's why i'm weakened
25:14you brain dead sheep only morons swallow a lie that pathetic
25:19anyone who sides with this warlock has catch hell when the real god finds out
25:30shut the hell up who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea god under my roof
25:42a little birdie told me some crack pop in here is parading around calling himself the sea god
25:50your holiness it's this wicked warlock he's using dark magic to fake being the sea god and scam our
25:55tributes high priest you're the only hotline to the sea god if he was really coming down he'd have
26:00given you a heads up i haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea god coming down you're just
26:12some
26:12two-bit sorcerer using cheap magic to play god the high priest is his top servant this guy really is
26:21just a fraud putting on a cheap magic act thank god for the high priest we almost bought the scam
26:33the sea god would have been pissed and we'd be dead meat
26:40what a joke i don't have some mortal messenger down here he's full of shit
26:45you arrogant little speck did you really think you could hijack my name without facing my wrath
26:50you son of a bitch how dare you slander me i'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you
26:56myself
27:19holy crap what's happening the high priest just got zapped by lightning is that guy actually the sea god
27:27ugh
27:30bullshit impossible yeah that was the sea god's wrath warning me because you spinless cowards are
27:37dragging your feet letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple oh it was his wrath all right
27:45but who do you think called it down listen up defy the sea god and you'll get worse than lightning
27:54he'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every last traitor straight to hell
28:10ignorant sheep
28:25not even running on a fraction of my power
28:40you bottom feeders couldn't lay a finger on my family
28:46guys listen there is zero chance he's the sea god since when does a god fall for a random munal
28:51it's a joke he's a cheap warlock hold the line did you idiots forget his orders want to get swallowed
28:58by a tidal wave we're dead meat if you back down but his voodoo is too strong we can't even
29:05dense this freakish water wall
29:08bullshit every trick has a loophole hurl every sharp object we've got something's bound to bust this cheap ass force
29:15mailed
29:22you just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air
29:26are you actually the sea god
29:30you bet you bet he is sweetie your dad would never lie to you
29:36all right if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo it's time to bring out the big gun
29:43watch and weep warlock
29:46i don't care how strong your mojo is it ain't surviving the sea god's anchor
29:56trident shield jennephye
30:10trident shield jennephye
30:23are you kidding me how did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig who the hell are you
30:30i warned you you absolute fools open your damn eyes this is the trident the ultimate symbol of
30:37the ocean and i am its master poseidon the sea god the sea god he actually is the sea god
30:46sweet jesus
30:47what the hell have i done
30:50you've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years just to line your own pockets that is an
30:57unforgivable sin
31:05no almighty sea god mercy william brain masked us we never wanted to hurt your family
31:12lord side and please spare us jennifer these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell
31:19it's your call it's your call how do you want me to finish them no jennifer my precious daughter don't
31:26do this you know me i would never truly hurt you
31:28okay i screwed up i admit it but i see the light now we share the same blood we're family
31:34please jennifer don't let him wipe us off the map over a grudge think of the kids exactly jennifer my
31:43sweet sister
31:44we share the same blood i swear to god i'll never pull this again please cut us a break
31:55honey i'm not a monster like them they still share blood with our kids
32:00i won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in chris and sophia's heads
32:04let's just walk away i just want a peaceful life
32:29well look at you gorgeous you must be my boy poseidon's wife absolutely stunning
32:49mother oh my goodness and who are these two adorable little monkeys
32:56mother these are the kids jennifer gave me pretty cute right grandma grandma
33:05are you kidding me nobody told me i hit the absolute jackpot
33:12i packed way too light but don't worry darlings grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home
33:22what the actual hell i've never seen this much gold
33:30one single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet
33:39come along my precious grandbabies let grandma show you how we do real gifts
34:06take a look kiddos a little welcome gift from grandma
34:10what do you think we'd love anything you give us grandma
34:13mom but there's literally nothing here
34:30that's what i'm gonna do
34:46to see you love it thanks a million grandma jennifer my dear slap on this pearl necklace and
34:53you'll literally never age this bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease and this ring calls
34:59down lightning on demand just a little welcome to the family starter pack no way mother these
35:04are priceless i can't accept them oh my god i am so so sorry i swear it slipped jessica used
35:13to
35:13beat me black and blue just for breaking a cheap bowl now i've shattered something priceless from
35:17the sea god's mother she's gonna skin me alive hey deep breaths jennifer relax remember mother gave
35:25those to you they're yours now you can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy
35:33oh sweetheart no this is 100 on me i totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic it shatters
35:39on impact i can't believe i almost gave you a heart attack bad grandma jennifer honey stop walking on
35:46eggshells chuck this bling at the wall for fun break it all bring fresh batches until you realize you're
35:51one of us thank you mother hold on poseidon where's your gift this poor girl went through nine years of
35:58hell because you face planted into a coma treat her like royalty or i'll personally kick your ass to the
36:04mother chill i already hooked jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace i just didn't bring
36:10it because i was rushing to save her i'll grab it the second we kept breather babe
36:18hold the phone i brought a little something for my new sister-in-law too
36:27look i'm really sorry jennifer this whole disaster is basically my fault
36:31you and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me consider this a my bad care package
36:36a massive dose of raw divine power zeus you absolute meathead did you completely forget
36:41jennifer is still 100 percent human her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet
36:46uh crap my bad jennifer i totally dropped the ball on that one brain frat hand it over
36:55i'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of jewelry for jennifer to make up for your screw-up
37:01jennifer our wedding down here was pretty bare spoon and my family missed it
37:04let's do a massive blowout invite the whole pantheon to shower you and the kids with blessings
37:09sorry honey can we skip the blowout chris sofia and i are literally nobodies we'd stick out like
37:15sarathees partying with actual gods i'm just really freaked out are they gonna act like aunt michelle and
37:21beat us up for being trash we don't need them just you and dad is enough
37:29my poor sweet babies you've been through the wrencher listen to grandma okay that nightmare
37:34is over none of my kids are toxic snobs like that they'll treat you like absolute royalty
37:38damn right i guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms and if you're still spooked
37:43i swear on my life as long as i'm breathing nobody lays a finger on you okay bestide i trust
37:49you
37:59the wedding dress is the main event and these mortal rags are tragically basic
38:05even top-tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our jennifer
38:14grandma i brought the wardrobe
38:23jennifer go nuts pick out absolutely anything you want up here we use magic power like cash
38:31and zeus's apology fund is basically a bottomless black card
38:38unreal it's so insanely soft i've been stuck in patched up potato sacks my whole life
38:45i'm actually allowed to wear this
38:51obviously but zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom made by yours truly
39:02hey jennifer look at me by the almighty ocean my beautiful wife how did you get so breathtakingly
39:09gorgeous mom you look insanely pretty i had zero clue you were this stunning jennifer and your kids
39:14are adorable look i whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly just rock these around the palace
39:19this is just thank you so so much we absolutely love it
39:25don't mention it but hey grandma jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones we need to put
39:31some meat on them hestia has actually been cooking up a storm pretty sure she's en route with a massive
39:36feast just for jennifer and the kids she even called dibs on catering the wedding you guys seriously
39:41don't have to go all out for me like this this is way too much jennifer you've raised two kids
39:46solo
39:46while getting stomped on by monsters listen to me you need to seriously car blowed damn right
39:51your health is the only thing i care about don't fight us just be a good girl and eat up
40:02hey there jennifer come on over dig in and let me know what hits the spot
40:15awesome i didn't even know food could taste this freaking good
40:23come on jennifer let your husband pamper you for a second say ah
40:44hope you like the setup babe mother went totally overboard if you hate any of it just say the word
40:49i'll tear it down and start from scratch no sweat oh don't even worry about it honey i'm obsessed with
40:55it jennifer mother's got chris and sophia for the night so we've got the place to ourselves
41:03what do you say we go for baby number three oh honey no three kids i'd lose my mind trying
41:11to handle
41:11all of them babe you're married to the sea god even if we're swamped my mom and siblings are right
41:16next
41:16door our kids will never be alone plus my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth i'd put her on
41:24speed dial you wouldn't feel a thing all right all right you're the boss
41:48god jennifer you're just as breathtaking as the day we married
42:02grandma where's mom she's the vip today why is she mia hold on a minute kiddo let's go track down
42:11your dad and figure this out
42:15hey pasteiden why the hold up with jennifer did we hit a snag
42:21well jennifer and i didn't get any sleep until the sun came up she's dead to the world so i
42:25figured i'd let her rest i just slipped out
42:28freaking believable the wedding is literally about to start could you really not keep it in your pants for one
42:33night
42:33all right mother chill i'm gonna get her right now
42:44holy crap poseidon actually let me sleep in it's our damn wedding day
42:48i'm gonna be so late i gotta sprint
42:57mother playing favorites as always
43:01giving a punk like poseidon a palace this sick
43:15i'm real what's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this
43:23hey gorgeous hades god of the underworld ditch this snooze fest and come be my queen yeah hard pass
43:30not interested
43:37cute but that's not really your call to make sweetheart
43:47back off
43:59hades what the hell do you think you're doing
44:05well color me shocked who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you
44:17hades if we didn't share a mother i'd gut you where you stand
44:25what the hell is going on here
44:30hades how did i race such a scumbag
44:33apologize to jennifer
44:35right now
44:36my bad jennifer didn't know who you were
44:39take half my divine power as a peace offering it'll make you completely immortal
44:43just let it slide mother
44:44the wedding's starting let's not waste another second on this creep
44:56in the name of the sea god
44:58i swear jennifer is my one and only wife
45:00from this day forward she shares the full power of the ocean with me
45:04i swear on my life to be completely faithful to poseidon until my last breath
45:21mom and dad are gonna live happily ever after with us
45:40grandma mom only wakes up on time when we're around we want to have a sleepover with mom
45:49all right my sweet little angels let it go
45:51your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight
46:02honey thank you for giving me such a warm happy home
46:05this place is everything i've ever dreamed of
46:11if you know love it here
46:13we'll just put down roots
46:16honestly
46:16the only things worth a damn back at my palace are your gifts anyway
46:20i'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow
46:34i won't break my promise this time i swear
46:37three days tops
46:40and this little toy boat if you run into trouble
46:42just crush it and i'll be there in a heartbeat
46:55and this barrier unless you say so
46:57it'll bounce every single person trying to get in
47:03stay safe out there honey
47:07dad hurry back so we can play
47:24this is it
47:26look at this place
47:27hades better not be playing us
47:29he swore if we pull this off
47:31he'd bring our family's empire back from the dead
47:36hell no he wouldn't
47:38he's the god of the underworld
47:41the sea god basically nuked our family
47:43lord hades is our only lifeline
47:53over here
47:55bet you can't catch us
47:56chris sophia slow down you're gonna eat dirt
47:59we don't care if we get hurt
48:01when dad gets back he can patch us up in seconds
48:09yuho jennifer come look who's here
48:12why the hell is the door locked
48:15we're your flesh and blood
48:16don't tell me you got amnesia already
48:20nice try but that ain't happening
48:26son of a bitch
48:28hades called it
48:29the sea god rigged this place with a force field
48:32our only play is to guilt track jennifer into opening the damn door
48:36jennifer i know you're listening
48:38are you brain dead
48:41we put a roof over your head when you had nothing
48:45now we're homeless
48:47you owe us
48:55cut the crap
48:56you made my life a living hell back then
48:58don't act like you did me a favor
49:01jennifer i'm your own flesh and blood
49:04are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day
49:08your husband is the freaking sea god
49:11a few table graphs could save our family
49:13yeah jennifer
49:15just bail us out this once
49:18consider it rent for housing you
49:21we swear we'll never bother you again
49:25get a grip jennifer
49:27stop giving them handouts
49:30but
49:31if a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good maybe it's worth it
49:39you better keep your word
49:41take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again
49:49are you really that dense jennifer i've literally never played it straight with you
50:05jennifer
50:06those goddamn merchants are psychos
50:08they robbed us blind took your gold and now they want us dead
50:12please open the damn door
50:15jennifer they only went psycho because you're the sea god's wife
50:19this is 100% on you
50:21you can't leave us out here to get butchered
50:27i'm dead serious jennifer
50:29the merchant and his goons are right on our ass
50:32if you don't let us in you're signing our death warrants
50:35jennifer you really gonna watch your father get slaughtered
50:37make your mother a widow
50:38if word gets out she raised a heartless monster
50:41society will destroy her
51:04how'd you score a pad like this anyway
51:06get off your ass and hand this house over to us
51:09we gave you a place to crash now you owe us a house
51:13do i seriously have to cry for poseidon to bail me out again
51:17no i can't keep dragging him into my messes
51:28unreal look at this motherlod
51:30father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash
51:34trash like jennifer doesn't deserve this
51:37we do
51:42check out this palace
51:43the bling is nice but the real estate is the real jackpot
51:46we gotta get our names on that deed
51:48you brain dead idiots
51:49did you forget hades orders
51:51move your asses
51:52chuck that bitch jennifer out onto the street
51:58right lord hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off
52:01what the heck do you think you're doing
52:03when dad finds out he's gonna wipe the floor with you
52:06yeah
52:07you stupid jerks
52:08if you touch mom dad is gonna destroy you
52:13give me a break
52:14how's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife banged his own brother
52:19he'll either boot her
52:20or drown her ass
52:25no father why are you doing this to me
52:45not bad at all
52:46like we agree i'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome
52:51you're the best lord hades
52:54thank you
52:56get your hands off her
53:05get your hands off her
53:21i gave you your chance hades
53:28jennifer
53:29you were in real danger
53:31why didn't you call me
53:34honey i'm so sorry
53:35i just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate
53:38i'm just a useless mortal
53:39i can't keep dragging you down
53:43look at me babe we're married
53:46nothing in this universe matters more than you
53:49i already missed nine years
53:55come hell or high water you're never facing anything alone again
54:02i get it honey i promise
54:12and as for these psychos
54:15they've crossed the line too many times
54:18even if you want to give them a pass
54:20i'm gonna slaughter every last one of them
54:29almighty sea god please
54:31you've got it all wrong
54:32we only broke in
54:33because we caught jennifer that absolute slut
54:36hooking up with another guy
54:38we were protecting your honor
54:40exactly
54:41if we hadn't showed up
54:43she'd be all over some other dude
54:45honestly you should be thanking us
54:47you're all sick in the head
54:49i'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth
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55:16no
55:31Poseidon you gullible idiot. I pushed your buttons and you practically hand delivered
55:36your own divine weapon to me. Did you skip Godhub 101? If a bonded weapon gets corrupted
55:41by a god on my level, the backlash tears the owner apart. Look brother, I don't want to
55:51end you. Just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll let you walk. Come on Jennifer, doesn't
56:02it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug? Poseidon please, get up! Jennifer, get
56:09over here. Give yourself to me and I'll pull the plug on his torture. Don't listen to him,
56:17Jennifer. Get over here Jennifer or I swear I'm going to erase Poseidon from existence
56:24right now. Don't. Jennifer, listen to me. If you don't want to watch his brain melt into
56:32pudding, get over here right now. Please, just stop hurting Poseidon. I'll do it. I agree
56:45to whatever you want. Poseidon, please take good care of our kids and my mother.
57:08you lay a finger on my woman Hades and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:15you
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