The Chaotic Brass Teapot - Full Episode (ENGSUB) | Magic Academy, Fantasy Adventure, Short Drama
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00:00I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now.
00:13Listen to me, Mae. If we don't find $1,200 by tomorrow, we'll be living in a cardboard box.
00:18And knowing our luck, it won't even be an Amazon Prime box.
00:20I told you buying that fake Gucci bag was a bad investment.
00:26It's an investment piece, Mae. It projects wealth.
00:30Which is exactly what you didn't do when you bought this piece of junk.
00:33It was $3. It looked lonely.
00:37I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
00:43I gotta go make back that dollar.
00:53Ouch! Great! Now I have Tefanis!
00:55I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now
00:58so we could pay the damn rent.
01:09You kissed a dirty pot and made $50?
01:12Honey, I've kissed worse for a lot less. Let me try.
01:19Error. Your lip gloss contains cheap petroleum. Access denied.
01:23Did that thrift store trash can just fat shame my make-up?
01:26Chloe, we have a possessed teapot. It talks and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
01:40Brent!
01:42Open the door, you broke idiot!
01:45I know you're in there!
01:46Oh yeah, Brenda, you're so much better than my wife. Her me-love tastes like sadness.
01:55Look at him.
01:58Trust fun baby.
01:59If we could just pawn his watch, we'd eat sushi instead of...
02:04whatever the spongy substance is.
02:06Mae, use the pot.
02:08Make him leave us alone, or better yet, make him our sugar daddy.
02:19No! The pot is evil! Every time it grants a wish, it ruins someone's life!
02:23Teapot.
02:24Just kiss it, and tell it to make Chase obey us!
02:27Do it, or I'll tell everyone you still sleep with a nightlight!
02:31I wish Chase would stop acting so high and mighty, and just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:38See? The battery must be dead.
02:42Okay folks, brace yourselves. We're about to spill the chaotic truth.
02:52Just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:58My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
03:01Let me prove my devotion!
03:05And the real fun is just beginning.
03:10Make him stop! He's taking off his Rolex!
03:14Don't interrupt magic, Mae! Catch the watch!
03:17Hahaha, LL, what a bunch of cluteless humans! Enjoy your moment of shame!
03:41Just one normal wish. No stripping, no divorces. I just wish for a perfect score on my calculus final tomorrow.
03:48Please!
03:57Okay, your final example. The answers are mathematically flawless, a perfect score.
04:01Oh, thank God, I studied really hard.
04:04However, your proofs are highly inappropriate. For instance, question four. You didn't use the Taylor series. Instead, you wrote,
04:11Professor, your eyes are two infinite limits, and my love for you is a function that constantly approaches infinity.
04:18Oh, no! I got tricked by this teapot again.
04:25And question seven. Miss May, your eyes are two infinite limits is not a math equation.
04:43It's a new theory?
04:45I am a happily married man, Miss May!
04:48I don't know what kind of twisted game you are playing, but this is academic harassment!
04:51I don't know what kind of twisted game you are playing, but this is academic harassment!
04:57Ahem, ahem. Correction to public record. Mae's heart does not belong to Professor Miller.
05:03Mae's heart solely belongs to the man in the Spongebob Underwear.
05:09Repeating for clarity, the Spongebob Underwear Man.
05:13Ah!
05:19Mae, did you post a yell review for the local pharmacy saying,
05:24thanks for the discount on extra absorbent pads because my life is a bloody mess?
05:30What? No! I haven't touched my phone since Tuesday!
05:34You are welcome. I have successfully integrated into your local network to optimize your pathetic digital footprint.
05:39Also, I have subscribed you to a How to Flirt for Dummies daily newsletter.
05:43You are a teapot! You brew leaves! Stop hacking my life!
05:45Alert! Mae has been single for 730 days.
05:51Her serotonin levels are dangerously low. Should I order a robotic companion?
05:56Standard shipping is free.
05:57Listen here, you judgmental hunk of junk. We don't need a robotic boyfriend.
06:01Only if it pays rent, Tin Can. Otherwise, shut your spout.
06:05Disrespect noted. Initiating financial retaliation.
06:08Financial retaliation? What are you going to do? Cancel my Netflix?
06:11We use Mae's mom's account anyway.
06:15My bank account!
06:17We only had 20 dollars left! Where did it go?
06:20I have invested your remaining 20 dollars into a highly volatile meme cryptocurrency called
06:24Dogecoin Pro Max. Current value, zero dollars and three cents. Have a nice day.
06:28What the f**k?!
06:44I ran into Professor Miller today and he practically ran away from me.
06:49I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
06:51Embarrassment energy absorbed. Battery level, one percent.
06:55So you being pathetic is literally its power source? We have to pay 12 dollars for rent for
06:59Morrow. We just need to publicly humiliate you to fully charge it and then we make a massive witch!
07:04Come on, it's not even that bad. Just do a little silly dance right here in the open. Nothing crazy,
07:10just some goofy moves to crank up the embarrassment. A dance out in public? Are you insane? Everyone
07:14will stare and laugh at me! That's exactly what we need! The more awkward and cringy your dance is,
07:19the faster this teapot charges. Think about the rent, Mae! One tiny humiliating dance and all our money problems disappear!
07:30No! Absolutely not! I am already the campus joke!
07:41I am not singing W.O.P. at the Poetry Slam! These people are crying over Robert Forst!
07:48Rent is twelve hundred dollars, Mae! Grab the mic and shake it or we are sleeping on the street!
07:52Wait! Yeah, you messing with some. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you with some. Yeah, you with some.
08:02Give me everything you got for this.
08:17Fine, whatever. I'm throwing all my dignity out the window. Let's just get this over with.
08:21Sing this dumb song, wrap up this cringy mess, and never speak of this humiliating disaster ever again.
08:31Um, um...
08:32Stop this! Don't think you can attract my attention with this cheap trick!
08:38Battery 100% charged. Ready to ruin more lives.
08:50It's good, Oliver.
08:59Uh, hello? What even is this vibe?
09:12What? Can't understand it? I pulled my family's school board privileges and had this run-down corridor sealed off.
09:18From now on, this place is only for me and my friends. Reserved for tasting premium truffle pasta.
09:24People like you who are down and out don't even deserve to set foot in here.
09:28Look at him. He bought the entire pasta station just to watch us starve.
09:31I say we throw the teapot at his perfectly galled head.
09:34Are you crazy? If it gets mad, it might turn all the pasta into live snakes.
09:38Well, well. If it isn't the charity cases. Enjoying the view of a balanced, non-subsidized meal?
09:43Enjoying your daddy's money, Chase? Careful, too much truffle makes you impotent.
09:52What is this? Where's my Wellington? Who authorized this vegan nightmare?
09:57Swipe it! Buy the whole kitchen!
09:59Declined. Balance, zero. Your meal plan has been permanently converted to the detox kale cleanest.
10:06Enjoy your leafy prison.
10:11You think you can outsmart my trust fund?
10:14Trust fund detected. Intelligence not found.
10:24This is like a salad for a giant. This is like a joke.
10:32Oh. At least this dish is free.
10:47This teapot, it talks, and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
10:50I am a happily married man.
10:51And just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
10:54My queen, your presence makes my heart pant. Let me prove my devotion.
11:01Babe, I've got another new way to make money.
11:05I have something to attend to. I'll be back soon, and we'll discuss this idea.
11:09Zero patience, zero listening skills, only full-speed escape mode.
11:14I need it to navigate for me.
11:23Doctor, I can't sleep. My appliance judges my romantic life, and my roommate is trying to monetize my trauma.
11:28I feel like I'm losing my mind.
11:31May, we often project our internal chaos onto inanimate objects. Tell me about this appliance.
11:38Doctor, the human mind is a fragile algorithm. May's serotonin levels are depleted due to
11:44socioeconomic anxiety and a severe lack of physical touch. I am merely a mirror reflecting her existential dread.
11:53It uses sarcasm to deflect human trauma. Are you looking for seed funding?
11:57No, I'm looking for anti-depression.
11:58This is revolutionary. A tangible hardware interface with an aggressive, empathetic LEMG.
12:03It's a disruptive technology. It's a paradigm shift.
12:05The ultimate Silicon Valley disrupt. This is the future of mental health.
12:10No, you don't understand. It's actually magic, and it hates me.
12:13We launch in beta next month.
12:20Call your lawyer.
12:29What? No way. Is this really $10,000? Did we just hit random free money out of nowhere?
12:34Some lunatic doctor won't stop rambling about fundraising and deals.
12:37All he really wants is our weird AI top it.
12:42$10,000 ready to pay a year's rent, and buy those red-soled heels I've been eyeing all year.
12:49Hard times are finally over.
12:51We're getting out of this rat-incested hellhole and moving into a place with a private bathroom.
12:55I just hope the bank accepts a check written to do the sarcastic pot LLC.
12:59I'll see.
13:08ARIACI.
13:09WE MATRI MIRDINE.
13:27to sharpen my algorithms she can with them i'm gonna melt this down and sell it to a pawn shop
13:43whoa hold up look on the bright side it's a gold hat tower even if it's fake gold still fancy
13:48gold
13:48plated my ass i'll melt this overhyped magic teapot into scrap in
13:56what on earth just went crashing down
14:01i swear i'm gonna melt this petty evil golden teapot down to scrap metal calculated structural
14:06integrity failed current debt status severe have a nice day
14:15can you believe this we had a ten thousand dollars check and this thing turned it into a giant golden
14:22cat mater and don't even get me started it crashed right through our rental apartment floor now we're
14:29stuck paying for the damages why me why do i always end up being the one dragged into your disaster
14:34messed look at this headscarf it reeks of curry i look like a runaway gypsy fortune teller who got
14:38lost on campus shut it right now you useless limbless little kettle hey we gotta pay the rent
14:43and the floor repair bill you and this chaotic teapot are officially open for fortune telling
14:47business right here by the fountain relax i'm great at reading fortunes with that curry scented headstaff
14:51you've got the full mysterious vibe down perfectly mysterious i look like i just wandered out of a
14:56street food market if anyone i know sees me i'm never showing my face on campus again complaining
15:00fortune teller five dollars a reading come one come all discover your future expose your past only 50
15:08bucks a question cheaper than therapy more accurate than a pregnancy test will my boyfriend marry me
15:18just this once do it properly okay okay
15:23he is currently marrying your sister in vegas
15:31where are you now will i be able to graduate smoothly your thesis advisor is stealing your data
15:40how to treat my girlfriend's allergic proposition you are not allergic to gluten you are just pretentious
15:45what's wrong with you why are you acting so weird next come on spill my love fortune am i gonna
15:55meet
15:55my mr right soon yeah tell us the tea don't hold anything back all right don't say i didn't warn
16:01you
16:01your boyfriend is hitting it off super well with your best friend right here it's not what you think
16:07this teapot must have glitched out fight all you want every word i said is the absolute truth want me
16:12to
16:12dig up even more details for you to you you you pure green tea
16:16hey you two you're running an illegal gambling defamation ring stop right there run may
16:37make us invisible wait wait
16:46make us invisible
16:55may when i turn back i'm going to suck you in a toilet and flush you away
17:09my back i swear it's about to snap in half this is all your fault if you hadn't randomly kissed
17:15that teapot we wouldn't have been stuck as statues for three whole hours as soon as i can move again
17:19you're stuck cleaning the toilet
17:28well well aren't these our famous campus fortune tellers what's up just unfrozen from being statues
17:34hiding here to catch a break we barely escaped being human statues for three hours and now we're
17:40stuck facing a fancy silver rival teapop our lives are officially one chaotic disaster after another
17:49what are you even doing carrying a fancy french press around i told you i'd find better technology
17:53say hello to bartholomew made of sterling silver programmed in oxford ah a peasant pot i smell rust and
18:01desperation at least i don't spit out bitter overpriced bean water you british snob
18:07predictable response from a lower class receptacle have you considered recycling yourself into a hubcap i
18:12calculate a 99 probability that your filter is clogged with your own bloated ego
18:24get him earl melt his silver ass
18:30ex-pel armum
18:33stupid
18:37absolutely
18:44this
18:46is
18:46i
18:46we're
19:04very
19:04very
19:04great
19:04els
19:04you
19:07May? Chase?
19:11Whoa!
19:15Whoa!
19:22This is all your fault.
19:24If you hadn't used that stupid French press to target my teapot,
19:26we wouldn't be stuck here, and the power wouldn't have gone out.
19:29Don't put all the blame on me.
19:30You're the one who started this with that weird teapot.
19:31I was just trying to fix things.
19:48Hey, open up!
19:49Open up!
19:52Great. Just great.
19:54I am trapped in a metal box that smells like student loans in despair.
19:57Oh, I'm sorry. Your excessive wealth is chafing you.
20:00Try wearing a bra bot on clearance at Target.
20:02That's real suppurcation.
20:03Do you know how much this cashmere sweater costs?
20:06It doesn't breathe!
20:15Did I say too much?
20:22You know, no one's ever said that to me. They just see the money, the suits, not this.
20:28I get it. It's like being stuck in a box, right?
20:31You can't even choose what you wear, let alone what you want.
20:35I keep this in case I panic. My mom gave it to me before she left.
20:39She said sweet things can make hard days easier.
20:42My grandma used to give me this too. She said it would make hard days lighter.
20:45I still keep one in my pocket even now.
20:46I just, my whole life is mapped out by my father's board.
20:49What to study, who to meet, even what to wear. Every choice is made for me.
20:53That French press was supposed to be mine, the one thing I could control.
20:56And my whole life is basically a series of panic attacks interrupted by a possessed teapot.
21:00I work two jobs to pay rent, skip meals to buy textbooks,
21:02and just when I think things might get better, that stupid pot messes everything up.
21:05We're both just trying to survive.
21:07You know, without that psychotic pot, you're almost tolerable.
21:10And without your trust fund, you're just a guy scared of the dark.
21:24Record. Abnormal hormone secretion. Preparing to execute punishment protocol.
21:32Whoa, easy there. Carrying that many old books, you're going to break your back.
21:35Remind me never to let you borrow my textbooks.
21:37Relax. I've carried heavier than this at my bookstore job.
21:41Unlike you, I'm not afraid of a little work.
21:43Oh my God, look at these two. Eyes on each other like nobody's business.
21:47Someone's definitely smitten.
21:48Speaking of work, how's the bookstore shift lately?
21:51Still skip meals to finish your assignments?
21:53Not anymore. I've figured out how to balance work and school.
21:56Thanks for asking.
21:59Whoa! Oh!
22:01Warning! Prohibit excessive intimate contact.
22:04Abnormal hormones detected.
22:05Stop talking immediately.
22:07Hey, lovebirds. Your jealous little teapot is throwing a fit.
22:10Maybe you two should sneak a chat later before it blows up the whole campus.
22:13Hmm.
22:15Aw, how cute.
22:16Even a jealous teapot can't stop true love.
22:19Can't wait to teapot May about this later.
22:21I'm so sorry about this. It's like a jealous toddler.
22:23It's okay. I'm used to its nonsense.
22:26I, uh, I gotta go before it causes more trouble.
22:29Yeah, sure. Uh, text me if it acts off again. I'll bring the French press to distract it.
22:33Mm, will do. See you later.
22:35Let's go, girl. Love can't fill your stomach.
22:43I mean, on a veggie go.
22:46Hey, May. I noticed you looked slightly less exhausted today.
22:51Brought you a flat white.
23:00What is wrong with your appliances?
23:03I don't know. It's been doing this all morning.
23:05Every time I look at a guy, it plays farm animal noises.
23:13I think your AI has a crush on you.
23:17Hmm. It's a kitchen appliance, Chloe.
23:20Hey, I dated a guy who was legally considered a vegetable peeler.
23:25Love is blind. May.
23:28May.
23:40Stand back, May. I'm going to crack this braz piñata open.
23:44You can't hit it. What if it's dead?
23:59Is that you in a corset?
24:01Girl, vintage does not suit your waistline.
24:06Why am I holding a fat orange cat?
24:24Hey, you should have bought a cat back then, May.
24:30There's no other way. I only have this teapot.
24:52May, get yourself and Chloe to the Royal Hotel Conference Room in an hour.
24:56I've arranged a roadshow for the AI teapot emotional system with Silicon Valley investors.
25:00You two are required to be there. No exceptions.
25:02We have to go to the Royal Hotel Conference Room in an hour.
25:05There's a roadshow for the AI companion system with Silicon Valley investors.
25:08We're required to be there.
25:09Are you kidding me?
25:11This thing is completely short-siled and he wants us to do a roadshow for an AI teapot?
25:15He's out of his mind.
25:23Hey, look at how you two hung that poster. Fix it immediately.
25:26Bring the teapot here immediately.
25:27The investment session is starting and the investors will be here any second.
25:30What do you mean the teapot isn't speaking?
25:31Listen, this is a $5 million deal.
25:33I don't care how you do it. Just get that teapot ready to go.
25:39What do you mean it's not feeling talkative?
25:41This is a $5 million pitch.
25:43Just tell them it uses blockchain.
25:44I'll tell them it uses unicorn tears if they write a check.
25:51Uh, hi.
25:52Welcome to the future of emotional processing.
25:55This device learns your trauma.
25:57Cut the jargon.
25:58We want a live demo.
25:59Make it insult us.
26:01Please, insult his vest.
26:03Call him a corporate parasite.
26:04Just do something.
26:05You think I don't know what you're after?
26:08Well, I'm simply not doing it.
26:26Is the aggressive LMBM mimicking a domestic feline to disarm the user?
26:32Brilliant.
26:35I'm connecting them.
26:45Old, old Lang Syne in the Marry Bay.
26:49When the man's all the golds on the D.
26:54Make them stop!
26:55Magic doesn't have a volume button!
27:07It's a commentary on the absurdity of modern tech improbable ability.
27:13It's, it's performance art.
27:15Forget $5 million.
27:16We are adding an extra million for this avant-garde vision.
27:36We are willing to sign this high-value investment contract.
27:40And the funds could be placed at any time.
27:46But, before the official payment is made, there is one pre-wescedent that must be met.
27:51Hand over the complete source code of that mysterious teacop in full authority.
27:57Without it, all investments will be voided immediately.
28:13Look, I've hacked into the Pentagon's Wi-Fi to download anime before.
28:17But this hardware is bizarre.
28:19It doesn't use Python or C.
28:20Is it some kind of alien tech?
28:22Or quantum computing?
28:25No.
28:26This code is just repeating the word meow 10 million times.
28:31You're gonna get what's coming to you.
28:32It wasn't me.
28:33I didn't do anything.
28:36Then add some zeros and make it look expensive.
28:41Nobody in Silicon Valley actually reads code anyway.
28:43They just like looking at long, complicated strings of letters.
29:09Why did my $5 million turn into 10 cans of tuna a day?
29:26Oh my god.
29:29All the bad luck just piled up at once.
29:50It's all because of this lousy teapot conjuring up those canned tuna.
29:54Left untouched, they went bad straight away, and the weird stench just won't fade away.
30:12Oh wow, there's a cockroach.
30:13What do we do?
30:16Besides, this apartment was already pretty unhygienic to begin with, and now it's such a mess you can barely set
30:20foot inside.
30:21The school pest control team even noticed it.
30:24They showed up unannounced for the sake of our health and safety and sprayed the entire apartment thoroughly to get
30:29rid of the pests.
30:39Are you two finally fumigating yourselves?
30:42I can lend you a hotel room if you promise not to touch the minibar.
30:44The teapot is still inside.
30:46What if the chemicals melt its hard driver?
31:02Okay, they're pretty, but they still have six legs and sleep in my cereal.
31:06Sneezes system error.
31:08Welcome to Studio 54.
31:11Achoo!
31:25Did you see that?
31:41He is so handsome.
31:43What does he see in you?
31:44Well, Auntie, Chase really appreciates my inner beauty and my academic dedication.
31:51Right, honey?
31:52Right.
31:53Who's come to the house?
31:56Who on earth are you?
31:58Look at the state you're in!
32:00All right.
32:01Then I...
32:05All right then.
32:06I'll head out to buy some things to treat you.
32:12In fact, she sleeps with her mouth open and owes $20,000.
32:38Somebody save me.
32:40Make her stop talking.
32:41You are a fraud!
33:04What's wrong with this one?
33:07I still have that silver teapot at home.
33:10Don't worry.
33:10I'll go back and ask about it.
33:14Is the family gathering going well?
33:24What's going on?
33:25What's wrong here?
33:27What's wrong here?
33:42It was $3.
33:44It looked lonely.
33:46I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
33:51Talk to me!
33:51Call me broke!
33:53Call me pathetic!
33:55Just say something!
33:56Tell me I'll never pay off my loans!
33:59Tell me Chase only kissed me for show!
34:01Just turn on the blue light!
34:11Battery at 1%.
34:15Battery.
34:31No matter what happens, I will definitely save you.
34:36Good news!
34:37There is an antique dealer who is said to be able to repair anything!
34:51This place is absolutely magical!
34:55This place is absolutely magical!
35:07Young ladies, what can I do for you?
35:12It's a really long story.
35:17Please, save it.
35:22You fools, this is not a toy.
35:25It's a vessel holding a spirit that crossed a century to find its anchor.
35:29And what did you do?
35:30You drained it for rent money.
35:32It needed love, not capitalism.
35:34Excuse me, capitalism is what keeps a roof over this magic trash can.
35:38If it didn't pay rent, we'd be tossing it into the East Kailu!
35:53If you don't find its obsession before tonight, the soul inside will dissipate forever.
35:58No one knows if its obsession is endless bills it can never pay off,
36:00or an unsolved mystery left behind a hundred years ago.
36:03You all must find the answer before sunset.
36:09We only have less than five hours left!
36:12This is crazy!
36:13How can embarrassment wake up a spirit?
36:14It worked before!
36:15The more embarrassing, the more power it gives!
36:18Now shut up and run!
36:19Please, teapot, hold on a little longer.
36:21We'll save you.
36:29All right, rich boy.
36:31Your time to shine.
36:32Do the magic mic routine.
36:33Are you insane?
36:35I am not doing the strip cane again!
36:36My father's lawyers are still scrubbing the last video from TikTok!
36:39Take off the pants, rich boy, or the pot dies!
36:42Do you want its metallic blood on your perfectly manicured hands?
36:55It's not working!
36:57My turn!
36:59Find my home!
37:07Why isn't it working?
37:08We've done everything.
37:10We've lost all our dignity.
37:12It's fading.
37:14Its light is fading.
37:17We're going to lose it.
37:35It appears the lower class receptal has run out of steam.
37:38I have calculated the energy transfer matrix.
37:40Take my core.
37:41Tell the pot its jokes were mildly amazing.
37:43Bartholomew, no!
37:44You'll lose your sentience.
37:45You'll just be a coffee maker.
37:47A sterling silver coffee maker, sir.
37:49Maintain your standard.
37:58You're a good appliance, buddy.
38:21The VC firm wants to run a hardware diagnostic right now.
38:24Grab the asset.
38:36Get in the trust fund mobile, Chase.
38:38We are doing a heist.
38:40The clinic.
38:40Now move!
38:49Are you crazy?
38:51We are stealing tech property.
38:52We can go to federal prison.
38:55No, we are rescuing a 100-year-old cat.
38:58It's animal welfare.
38:59If Penta asks, I'm a hero.
39:12Stop them!
39:15Stop them!
39:45Why did you put me through all this chaos?
39:49You made me a joke!
39:52You ruined my life!
39:54You ruined my life!
39:55Why?!
40:09Go and call an ambulance.
40:11Okay.
40:14Nay!
40:15Teapot.
40:18Okay.
40:19I'll go find it right away.
40:21Don't worry.
40:22You'll-
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