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The Double Life Of Mr President
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00:00:05Mom, can you please wake up soon? I just don't know how much longer I can do this.
00:00:14Miss Jones! Sweetheart! You owe us a hundred and twenty thousand plus interest.
00:00:21Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:27Okay, since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:31Really?
00:00:33A very powerful man who wants to meet you. Give him a night you won't forget, and your
00:00:39death will be settled.
00:00:41I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:50Stop it! What are you doing?
00:00:53Stop! Mom? Mom? Okay, I'm fine. I'll do it. Mom, are you okay? I'm so sorry.
00:01:02Okay, listen. Tonight, 9pm. The Intercontinental Hotel. You'll be with the CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:01:16And don't even think about backing out. While you and your mama don't fly.
00:01:32And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country, and the safety of its citizens,
00:01:37we're coming for you. We will make America strong again.
00:01:43Okay, news cut.
00:01:49It's really good. Thank you.
00:02:31That big shot coming through?
00:02:45Who's that?
00:02:47You. Go around back. Go around back.
00:03:01Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in. The White House isn't safe.
00:03:27Who are you supposed to be?
00:03:29We're in service.
00:03:35Let me help you.
00:03:40Get out!
00:03:44Do you feel it?
00:03:46It's a new drug. A powerful aphrodisiac. And a true serum. You won't be able to resist.
00:03:55You won't be able to resist. I can try.
00:04:08You won't be able to resist. You won't be able to resist.
00:04:10I can't do it. I can't do it.
00:04:18Don't miss you.
00:04:18I can't do it.
00:04:27You won't be able to resist.
00:04:29Don't even think about backing out, what are you and your mama done for?
00:04:36Where is he?
00:04:41Who's there?
00:04:47Um, I'm so sorry, I must be in the wrong room. I'll leave.
00:04:55Are you okay?
00:04:58Oliver.
00:05:00What?
00:05:01Bliss, don't go off.
00:05:05Help me.
00:05:39Don't go.
00:05:43Who is he?
00:05:49Where the hell are you?
00:05:54Uh, I'm on my way.
00:06:06Hi, welcome to Just for Chicken. Here is our menu. What can I get for you today?
00:06:17Sir, we've captured the Russian spies last night.
00:06:20We need to keep our guard up. We're gonna try something again soon.
00:06:29Go.
00:06:29Sir, are you okay? Are you head on your head?
00:06:31I'm fine, I'm fine. Go, go, go. Stay down, head down, head down.
00:06:40Stop, stop here. Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:06:42Ow, ow, ow, ow. Quick, get out!
00:06:44Sure, behind the car, behind the car!
00:06:57What the f-
00:07:03What happened?
00:07:08Help me.
00:07:10Why is he here?
00:07:12Oh my god, are you okay?
00:07:19Help me.
00:07:20Why is he here?
00:07:36There's no time to explain.
00:07:38Uh, oh my god, you really need to go to the hospital, like right now.
00:07:42If the media finds out, it'll cause a panic. I can't.
00:07:45Okay, then just let me help you, okay?
00:08:02You're pretty good at that.
00:08:04I, um, I grew up on a farm. It's not that much different than bandaging a cow.
00:08:12So, your name's Claire?
00:08:14Huh?
00:08:15I wanna know your name.
00:08:17Uh, yeah, yeah, my name's Claire.
00:08:21Claire.
00:08:23And William.
00:08:27It's nice to meet you.
00:08:32These Russian mercenaries, nothing but pawns, foolishly dying for their corrupt leaders.
00:08:43If they wanna come after me, let's hit back harder.
00:08:47Yes, sir.
00:08:48Yes, sir.
00:08:51One more thing.
00:08:52The girl.
00:08:54The one who saved me.
00:08:56Bring her to my hotel room tonight.
00:08:58Sir, you've never been interested in any woman and your arm.
00:09:02I mean, it might.
00:09:04Just bring her to me.
00:09:09Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:09:12Have a seat.
00:09:17I wanted to thank you for saving me.
00:09:21Twice.
00:09:26If there's ever anything that I can do for you, just ask.
00:09:36Will you marry me?
00:09:43Marry you?
00:09:47Marry you?
00:09:49If we get married, I won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy.
00:09:53I, yeah, I mean, I mean, it'll just be temporary.
00:09:56And I really won't cause you any trouble.
00:09:58Would you?
00:10:00Please do me this favor.
00:10:03You don't know who I am?
00:10:05Should I?
00:10:08She really doesn't know who I am.
00:10:15Is anyone ever told you you look like the president?
00:10:23Oh my God, wait, are you the president?
00:10:25No.
00:10:26Yeah, they're wrong. I'm just...
00:10:28His double.
00:10:31His double?
00:10:32Yeah, being the president is dangerous.
00:10:34Oh, so...
00:10:36Like what happened this morning, being his double is also dangerous.
00:10:40Exactly.
00:10:44Are you sure you want to marry me?
00:10:46I mean, I don't mind.
00:10:48Due to the confidential nature of my job, we can't have a wedding.
00:10:55You okay with that?
00:10:57I don't care about any of that anyway.
00:11:06Now that we're married, you'll live here.
00:11:10Don't worry, I've set up a room for you.
00:11:12I'll pay off my loan as soon as I can.
00:11:14I don't want to drag you into this.
00:11:17Make yourself at home.
00:11:18Alright. Well, um...
00:11:21I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:11:24Uh...
00:11:25Thanks.
00:11:29I don't want anyone knowing about my marriage.
00:11:31Or my...
00:11:33Wife.
00:11:35I need to keep her safe.
00:11:40But I need to know if she's up to something.
00:11:44Can you turn this thing on?
00:11:47Oh my God!
00:11:49Yona!
00:11:51You okay in there?
00:11:55You okay in there?
00:11:57Yeah, I'm fine.
00:11:58You sure?
00:12:02This is so embarrassing.
00:12:06Actually...
00:12:07I twisted my ankle.
00:12:09And I'm naked.
00:12:11Oh no.
00:12:14I'll cover my eyes.
00:12:17Okay.
00:12:21Okay, I'm coming in.
00:12:22I'm coming in.
00:12:24Okay.
00:12:26Um...
00:12:30Um...
00:12:32Uh...
00:12:35Um...
00:12:43Um...
00:12:44Um...
00:12:45Uh...
00:12:47Um...
00:12:49Uh...
00:12:49Um...
00:12:51Uh...
00:13:01I'll be right back.
00:13:13Oh, um, it's okay.
00:13:15My ankle actually feels so much better.
00:13:23Uh, what is that?
00:13:25I'm sorry.
00:13:25It's just your shoulder.
00:13:27It's burnt.
00:13:31Uh, you know what?
00:13:32Actually, I can do that.
00:13:35Thanks.
00:13:36Get some rest.
00:13:39Yeah, good night.
00:13:40Good night.
00:13:50You imbecile!
00:13:53That woman, she left me sitting there all night, alone.
00:13:57That's your fault.
00:13:59I should kill you.
00:14:01I'm serious, sir.
00:14:02Please calm down.
00:14:04I can explain.
00:14:05Where is that wretched woman?
00:14:06Where?
00:14:08Don't worry, sir.
00:14:10I'll get her for you.
00:14:12For life.
00:14:13I'll be there.
00:14:18He's actually pretty sweet.
00:14:20Ready?
00:14:21Ready?
00:14:28What?
00:14:28What?
00:14:29You...
00:14:29She's stupid.
00:14:32Oh, dear.
00:14:33I went to the hotel in that dress.
00:14:36What more do you want?
00:14:38This is about much more than money.
00:14:40You pissed off some careful people.
00:14:41Did I not tell you this would happen?
00:14:43I walked into the wrong room, and I met my husband.
00:14:46So let me go, or he's gonna come after you.
00:14:50You're your husband.
00:14:51Few people in the world could save you from this mess.
00:15:02Get my helicopter ready to play the SWAT team, now.
00:15:12Ivanov, if you harm her, I won't let a single one of you out alive.
00:15:24Where's the SWAT team?
00:15:26SWAT team's five out.
00:15:29Looks like I'll have to handle this myself.
00:15:31What?
00:15:32You're going down there alone, sir?
00:15:40All right, boys.
00:15:41Before the boss has a slice, how about we get a taste?
00:15:45Stay away from me!
00:15:48Poor girl.
00:15:49No one will find you here.
00:15:53And you can forget about your husband saving you.
00:16:00I've got just the thing for you.
00:16:11And you can consider this a wedding gift.
00:16:17No!
00:16:18Stop!
00:16:19Please let me go!
00:16:21Follow me!
00:16:23No!
00:16:23No!
00:16:24Please!
00:16:24Please!
00:16:41You're so dead.
00:16:47I'm sorry I'm late.
00:16:49You actually came after me.
00:16:50Of course I came.
00:16:52Your husband.
00:16:56Boss.
00:16:58Isn't that the president?
00:16:59The president wouldn't be with a girl like her.
00:17:03You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
00:17:05She messed with the big shot first.
00:17:07The CEO of Ivanov.
00:17:09You don't want to know how careful he is.
00:17:13You mean this clown?
00:17:21Who do you think gave me your location?
00:17:23You idiot.
00:17:25You didn't check her background?
00:17:27We're all going to die here today.
00:17:29That's it.
00:17:30That's it.
00:17:31That's it.
00:17:32That's it!
00:17:33I've been waiting to exterminate you pests for a while.
00:17:36Didn't think you'd deliver yourselves.
00:17:39Shoot him!
00:17:56I'm sorry.
00:17:57We didn't know she was your wife.
00:18:01Taste your own medicine.
00:18:02Oh, what?
00:18:04Right!
00:18:06You can't do this.
00:18:07Who are you?
00:18:09No!
00:18:10No!
00:18:11No!
00:18:11No!
00:18:11Don't do this!
00:18:13No!
00:18:13No!
00:18:14No!
00:18:14No!
00:18:15No!
00:18:15No!
00:18:15No!
00:18:18No!
00:18:19No!
00:18:25Don't look back.
00:18:31Put your eyes on me.
00:18:46Did that scare you?
00:18:49Sometimes I have to do the president's dirty work.
00:19:01Let's go home.
00:19:08Right, sir. The White House banquet is all set.
00:19:11Politicians, foreign ambassadors, celebrities alike will all be in attendance.
00:19:14Thank you, Mike.
00:19:16And, um, don't forget, sir, you'll need a plus one.
00:19:20Having a date will make you seem more approachable, sir.
00:19:27Come in.
00:19:32Mr. President, here's the new education performed proposal.
00:19:38Thank you, Senator Thompson. I'll review it and get back to you.
00:19:43Is there anything else?
00:19:45Well, Mr. President, if you don't mind, I can be your date for the party.
00:19:52That's very nice of you. But I already have someone in mind.
00:19:59Of course, Mr. President. I won't keep you any longer then.
00:20:08How is that possible? The president has always been single.
00:20:16Hey, can you find something else for me?
00:20:21Claire likes Taylor Swift.
00:20:25Let's book her for the party.
00:20:27Yes, sir.
00:20:44Hey, did you hear your favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:20:46Wait, Taylor Swift? Where?
00:20:48The White House Banquet.
00:20:50Oh, the White House.
00:20:52Yeah, too bad. I heard it's her last show.
00:20:54Ugh, it would be amazing to see her, like, just once.
00:21:00My uncle works as a secretary at the White House. He didn't get an invite.
00:21:04You think you're getting in?
00:21:06No, I was just saying.
00:21:07With all that grease on you, the only way you're getting in is in your dreams.
00:21:15Here's your chicken.
00:21:18Who's that?
00:21:21Miss Jones?
00:21:22Yes?
00:21:24Did you want to order some chicken?
00:21:26No, I'm okay. Thank you, though.
00:21:28I'm here on behalf of the White House.
00:21:29I'm going to give you an invitation to the banquet.
00:21:38Me?
00:21:39Yes. You. Here.
00:21:41Please keep that safe, okay?
00:21:45Okay?
00:21:47Uh-huh.
00:21:47I'm going.
00:21:51What is going on?
00:22:15Hey. Um, do you happen to know anything about this invitation?
00:22:19Yes. I arranged it for you.
00:22:23Huh?
00:22:24The President likes to avoid social events, so I will be attending this diplomatic party in his place.
00:22:35And I would like you to accompany me as my date.
00:22:38But this is like a White House event, and I just work at a chicken shop. I mean, I'm not
00:22:43really gonna fit in.
00:22:44You're going.
00:22:49You're going.
00:22:50You're going.
00:22:52You're my wife. I want you there.
00:22:57Don't worry. I'll make you feel like a princess.
00:23:09I don't care how much they're offering. We're both solid.
00:23:13Even Taylor Swift.
00:23:16Yes, yes. We're not taking anyone else.
00:23:21What?
00:23:23The First Lady?
00:23:26Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. This is such an honor.
00:23:37Hi. Um, I was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event.
00:23:46Sorry, but I think our prices are out of your budget.
00:23:53Louis, Cindy, drop everything that you're doing.
00:23:56But we have to cancel all those important clients.
00:23:58Who cares about that?
00:24:00We're getting ready to serve the First Lady, Miss Claire Jones.
00:24:06Come on. Let's go.
00:24:09Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:24:17Why embarrass yourselves?
00:24:20This salon is owned by fashion icon M.
00:24:22We only serve important people here.
00:24:25Get out. Don't waste my time.
00:24:31I can't go to the party looking like this.
00:24:34I'll embarrass William.
00:24:37Oh, my God. You must be Claire.
00:24:41Uh, sorry, and you are?
00:24:44Fashion icon M. Duh.
00:24:47He's the most inexpensive and in-demand stylist in the world.
00:24:50He only works with celebs.
00:24:52Honey, please allow me to take care of you for the event.
00:24:56Wait, why would you want to be my stylist?
00:24:58This is an opportunity I would never pass up.
00:25:02Come on, sweetheart.
00:25:03My whole team will customize everything just for you.
00:25:14How is that even possible?
00:25:16Ow! You idiot!
00:25:18I am so sorry.
00:25:23No.
00:25:27No.
00:25:28We are going to find you the most stunning dress here.
00:25:32Thank you so much, by the way.
00:25:33Thank your husband.
00:25:34He's the one who called us.
00:25:39Oh, William.
00:25:40Hi.
00:25:42Um, I was thinking maybe we should cancel.
00:25:45I mean, MC is really, really expensive and you work so hard for your money that I don't want to.
00:25:50Don't worry about the cost.
00:25:52Your husband is-
00:25:53I want a raffle.
00:25:54I work.
00:25:55This is all free.
00:25:59Yes.
00:26:00Yes.
00:26:00It's our anniversary special.
00:26:03I forgot.
00:26:05Oh.
00:26:08This-
00:26:09This is perfect.
00:26:12But you will need a necklace.
00:26:15I don't- I don't have a necklace.
00:26:17Maybe it'll look great without one.
00:26:20How about this?
00:26:24How about this?
00:26:26My God, I-I know this necklace.
00:26:28It's-
00:26:32Mr. President, there are only three of these necklaces in the world.
00:26:38We consider them cultural treasures.
00:26:41Yes.
00:26:41One is in our national museum.
00:26:44The other, we give to our queen.
00:26:47And this one, we give to you.
00:26:54It's gorgeous.
00:26:56Wait.
00:26:57William, are these real diamonds?
00:27:01We can't afford this.
00:27:03It's fake.
00:27:04Don't worry, man.
00:27:14Hello?
00:27:15Miss Claire, we are sorry to inform you that your mom's condition is getting worse.
00:27:19Unless we do the surgery now, I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live.
00:27:24What?
00:27:35Hey.
00:27:37Hey.
00:27:37Yeah.
00:27:38What's wrong?
00:27:39No, I'm fine.
00:27:44Excellent.
00:27:45What happened?
00:27:46You're upset.
00:27:53William, I'm really sorry, but I am not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:27:57Can you tell me why?
00:27:59Yeah, my mom's condition got worse, and I can't afford for her care.
00:28:05And the doctor said that she only has a few more days left to live.
00:28:12And I really want to be there for her last moment.
00:28:17What?
00:28:17Yeah, and I'm really sorry.
00:28:19I really didn't want to cancel on you, and I didn't want to make you angry.
00:28:21I just really can't.
00:28:22I'm not angry.
00:28:24I'm upset.
00:28:25Why didn't you tell me?
00:28:27And why did you try and handle it on your own?
00:28:32Did you forget we're married?
00:28:34I just didn't want to bother you.
00:28:37You don't ever have to apologize to me.
00:28:41I will get this sorted.
00:28:43Everything's going to be all right.
00:28:47I need the best doctors in the country to see a patient.
00:28:51No money's no object.
00:29:01Why didn't you tell Mrs. Jones you were coming to visit, sir?
00:29:03I wanted to surprise her.
00:29:09Mrs. Jones?
00:29:14No way.
00:29:20Am I dreaming?
00:29:22Oh my god!
00:29:24Are you the president?
00:29:27Is that really the president?
00:29:29Why is he in the hospital?
00:29:31Who's he visiting?
00:29:34Claire, how did you afford the doctor?
00:29:37Someone actually helped me with it.
00:29:42Okay, Mom, I've been meaning to tell you something.
00:29:49I've been meaning to tell you that I got married recently.
00:29:55What?
00:29:56Well, it's not that shocking.
00:29:58Mr. President!
00:29:59Mrs. Jones.
00:30:01I'm William, Claire's husband.
00:30:05I hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery.
00:30:08The president.
00:30:09You married President Walton?
00:30:12No, he's not actually.
00:30:14Yes, ma'am.
00:30:16I'm the president.
00:30:20That's wonderful.
00:30:29Um, thank you for pretending to be the president and for my mom to make her happy.
00:30:34It was, uh, it was really nice.
00:30:37Well, now I get to see both of you happy.
00:30:39And I'm hoping that you're happy enough to be my date tonight.
00:30:42Mm-hmm.
00:30:47Oh, my God.
00:30:48Are you President Walton?
00:30:52You see, everyone else seems to recognize the president.
00:30:56How come you didn't?
00:30:57Well, if the president actually looked out for the everyday person, maybe I would have recognized you.
00:31:03Or him.
00:31:07These greedy pharmaceutical companies monopolizing medicine, they need to be taken down.
00:31:13Understood, Mr. President.
00:31:24Hey.
00:31:25Hey, William.
00:31:26You won't believe what happened.
00:31:27Right after I complained to you about the president, he went after the pharmaceutical companies.
00:31:31I know everyone can afford their medication.
00:31:32Wait, listen.
00:31:34Thank you, Mr. President.
00:31:35You're a lifesaver.
00:31:37You saved our lives.
00:31:38Really?
00:31:39Yeah.
00:31:40I mean, your boss is pretty nice.
00:31:45He's alright?
00:31:46Alright, well, um, I'll see you at the banquet, okay?
00:31:49I'll see you then.
00:31:52I have another meeting.
00:31:54Can you go, uh, pick up Ms. Jones for me?
00:31:56Yes, sir.
00:32:02Thank you so much for covering my ship tonight.
00:32:04Oh, no problem.
00:32:06Don't forget to record Taylor's performance for me.
00:32:08I promise.
00:32:11Whoa.
00:32:12Why is there so many customers all of a sudden?
00:32:16Ms. Jones?
00:32:16Why?
00:32:17Could you please come with us?
00:32:18We're here to take you to get changed.
00:32:20Thank you, that's so nice.
00:32:28Oh, my God.
00:32:45Mr. President.
00:32:47I heard this is the first time you'll be bringing a date.
00:32:51We are looking forward to seeing her.
00:32:53Oh, so am I.
00:32:54Cheers.
00:32:58Excuse us.
00:33:02Good evening, Mr. President.
00:33:04I've heard a rumor that your date works at a fried chicken shop.
00:33:09I'm afraid that she might embarrass you.
00:33:12And how many favors did you have to pull to find that out?
00:33:17Can't wait to meet her.
00:33:33It's a good job tonight.
00:33:34Thank you, Mr. President.
00:33:36Clara's on the way.
00:33:37Yep.
00:33:37Or the way.
00:33:51I'm afraid.
00:33:54Mr. President.
00:33:54We are not.
00:33:56It's a good job today.
00:33:58You've got to meet her.
00:33:59It's a good job.
00:34:00We are not.
00:34:00It's a good job.
00:34:06He is not.
00:34:06It's a good job.
00:34:35That's awesome state.
00:34:37She's gorgeous.
00:34:39We look perfect together.
00:34:46You are shining brighter than a diamond tonight.
00:34:49Pretty dashing yourself.
00:34:52Wait here. I'll get us some drinks.
00:34:58Pretty girl.
00:35:00All alone, I am a laxie.
00:35:05Your dress, it's so pretty.
00:35:11You can look, but don't touch.
00:35:14So sorry, President Walton. I did not know she was with you.
00:35:18I think the citizens of your country would appreciate you watching your behavior.
00:35:21Yes, of course.
00:35:26Thanks.
00:35:31I wish you a nice day with our President.
00:35:39So, this is your date?
00:35:44This is your date?
00:35:46She has a name.
00:35:49Everyone, this is Claire.
00:35:52Monsieur President, it is an honor to meet you both.
00:35:56You as well.
00:35:58You don't know any of these people.
00:36:00I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly.
00:36:04Claire, I'm sure you're quite a world traveler.
00:36:10This is...
00:36:11Mr. Dubois, it is so nice to meet you.
00:36:14And Miss Moreau.
00:36:15Enchanté.
00:36:17I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:36:20We are enjoying it very much.
00:36:22Merci.
00:36:23I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:36:26C'est magnifique.
00:36:27When you visit, we will make sure we give you the best hospitality.
00:36:32I would love that.
00:36:34President, have a wonderful evening with your date.
00:36:39Souvenement.
00:36:41How did you?
00:36:45Mr. Dubois.
00:36:46Mr. Dubois.
00:36:48Mr. Dubois.
00:36:51Miss Moreau.
00:36:53Miss Moreau.
00:36:55You're just full of surprises.
00:36:57I'm not going to let you down.
00:37:00I'm going to check the time of the Taylor Swift performance because I do not want you to miss that.
00:37:05I'm so excited.
00:37:20Claire, I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:37:22Can you please come out with me for some fresh air, please?
00:37:26Yeah, of course.
00:37:27Oh.
00:37:33Hey, are you okay?
00:37:35What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:37:38I'm sorry, what?
00:37:39Don't play dumb.
00:37:41You don't deserve, Mr. President.
00:37:43It looks like she thinks William is the real president.
00:37:46Look, the president is not into me, okay?
00:37:49You're mistaken.
00:37:50Mistaken?
00:37:51This is his first time bringing a date to an event.
00:37:56And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:38:00It's a fake, I promise.
00:38:04Claire?
00:38:07Fake?
00:38:07You think I'm stupid or something?
00:38:09Take it off.
00:38:11What are you doing?
00:38:12You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:38:15Take it off.
00:38:16I'm right now.
00:38:18I'm right now.
00:38:32Claire?
00:38:34No, no, no, it wasn't me.
00:38:35She's a hero.
00:38:36Go with your help now.
00:38:40No, no, no, it wasn't me.
00:38:41She's a hero.
00:38:42Go with your help now.
00:38:45Oh.
00:38:51Shit!
00:38:52Get medical here ASAP!
00:39:27You okay?
00:39:28Yeah, I'm fine.
00:39:30You sure?
00:39:31Take Ms. Jones to the car and wait for me.
00:39:34Yes, Mr. President.
00:39:41Mr. President, please, you have to-
00:39:42Stop! Stop talking!
00:39:45You crossed the line tonight.
00:39:46Your political career is over.
00:39:49No, no, no, you have to let me explain!
00:39:55I'm so sorry, Claire. I'm putting you in danger.
00:39:59You said your job was dangerous, I understand.
00:40:11What happened?
00:40:13It's just a little more wound.
00:40:18Did it hurt?
00:40:22Don't.
00:40:23Don't.
00:40:24I'm so close.
00:40:25Why?
00:40:32I want to be able to control myself.
00:40:43You're soaked.
00:40:47Maybe go and have a show.
00:40:51I, um...
00:40:52I can't, uh...
00:40:54Get out of this by myself.
00:40:58Could you, um...
00:41:01Help me?
00:41:07Help me?
00:41:23I'll be quick.
00:41:36Uh...
00:41:37Uh...
00:41:38Where did you get all of that money?
00:41:40Come here.
00:41:41Come here, sit down.
00:41:44Because I went to the party on behalf of the President,
00:41:47he gave me a bonus.
00:41:49Wow, that's such a nice boss.
00:41:51And I plan on using this money to help you open your own shop.
00:41:57Uh...
00:41:57Uh...
00:41:58Oh, William, I can't.
00:41:59That's way too much money.
00:42:00And plus you got it like risking your life, so no, I...
00:42:03I can't accept it.
00:42:04Yeah, look, it's...
00:42:05It's not a gift.
00:42:07It's...
00:42:08It's an investment.
00:42:09You make a profit, I get a share.
00:42:12I know you've always dreamt of having your own shop.
00:42:15Wait.
00:42:17You really think I can do it?
00:42:19Absolutely.
00:42:22The President also heard that your necklace broke.
00:42:25So, he got us...
00:42:28these rings.
00:42:39I won't let anyone question your place again.
00:42:42Will you thank the President for me?
00:42:50Uh, wait a minute.
00:42:52There's one more thing.
00:42:54It's important.
00:42:56Yes, sir.
00:42:57Today is the grand opening of Claire's Chicken Shop.
00:43:00Keep me updated on how it's going.
00:43:02Yes, sir.
00:43:16Hello.
00:43:17Welcome to our grand opening.
00:43:18New owner, huh?
00:43:20Mm-hmm.
00:43:21Well, no wonder you don't know about the rules.
00:43:25Hey, what are you doing?
00:43:28You can't do that here.
00:43:30Listen, bitch.
00:43:32The street is mine.
00:43:33You wanna make money?
00:43:34You cut me in.
00:43:40Sir.
00:43:44Delay the meeting in five minutes.
00:43:46Yes, sir.
00:43:51Officer Smith,
00:43:52I thought you had the street under surveillance.
00:43:55Don't worry, sir.
00:43:56We have it all under control.
00:43:58Leave?
00:44:00Or I'm gonna call the police.
00:44:02Call them.
00:44:03You think I'm scared of those boys?
00:44:06So you're the one who's gonna be a troublemaker?
00:44:11Tough guy.
00:44:12We're not gonna do anything.
00:44:15What are you gonna tell?
00:44:16Huh?
00:44:18Huh?
00:44:20What?
00:44:21What were you saying?
00:44:22No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:44:27No!
00:44:28No!
00:44:28No!
00:44:29No, please!
00:44:31You have no idea who she is.
00:44:34Please!
00:44:35No!
00:44:35No!
00:44:35You know what to do now, right?
00:44:37Yeah.
00:44:42Spread the word to everyone.
00:44:43This place is under our protection.
00:44:45Nobody's gonna touch your chicken shop.
00:44:54Th-thanks?
00:44:59Congratulations.
00:45:00To the grand opening of our new chicken shop.
00:45:05Hold that thought.
00:45:08Yeah.
00:45:09Mr. President, about the $10 billion arms deal, do you want to review it again?
00:45:13It's a small deal.
00:45:14You can handle it yourself.
00:45:17Well, I've got to report to the investor.
00:45:25We made $200 today.
00:45:29That much?
00:45:30On the first day?
00:45:33You're amazing.
00:45:35Look, don't worry.
00:45:36I'm gonna work extra hard to make more money.
00:45:39So that you can, uh, you know, put your dangerous job and live peacefully.
00:45:45Thank you, Claire.
00:45:49I appreciate it.
00:45:55I actually think that's the most that I've had to drink.
00:45:58Really?
00:45:59Oh, yeah.
00:46:00I mean, my job does require me to stay pretty sharp.
00:46:06I've never gotten a tattoo before.
00:46:17Hey, we're about to close.
00:46:23Holy crap.
00:46:25Are you the president?
00:46:29Yeah, I am.
00:46:31Nah, you're tricking me.
00:46:33You're the president's body double, right?
00:46:35Yeah, he's pretty convincing, huh?
00:46:39Shit, man.
00:46:42Yeah, you look just like him.
00:46:45Well, what do you want?
00:46:49What do you want?
00:46:51Okay.
00:46:53Please.
00:46:59This one looks like my puppy when I was little.
00:47:02His name was Ferdy.
00:47:03This one?
00:47:05You sure?
00:47:08Mm-hmm.
00:47:12All done.
00:47:13So cute.
00:47:18Hey, wait!
00:47:21Can I get a photo with you?
00:47:24Uh...
00:47:27Ten dollars a photo.
00:47:30No problem.
00:47:31Mom!
00:47:32Dad, get off!
00:47:34Did you see that?
00:47:35That was a great business opportunity.
00:47:37It was a very clever idea.
00:47:41Oh my god, we mean so much!
00:47:44Oh my god, we mean so much!
00:48:01Oh my god!
00:48:08We mean so much!
00:48:09What did that kiss made?
00:48:12What did that kiss made?
00:48:15Uh...
00:48:16It...
00:48:18It's because the lights aren't on and it's really dark and we couldn't see it clearly and our lips just
00:48:23happened to like...
00:48:24brush past each other's accidentally.
00:48:27No.
00:48:29I see.
00:48:44Why were you able to pick me up today?
00:48:47I finish work early.
00:48:49Oh, I see.
00:48:51This is where we kissed last night.
00:48:53Okay?
00:48:59Now we want our trouble seeing.
00:49:03What?
00:49:21No excuses today, right?
00:49:25How did you do that?
00:49:28A magician never reveals their secrets.
00:49:34What?
00:49:35No, come on!
00:49:36Tell me!
00:49:45Why didn't this delivery include a room number?
00:49:48I guess I could ask room to room.
00:49:59Mr. President, we've got the lead.
00:50:07So, you've been selling information about me and my wife.
00:50:14Looks like I've been too merciful with you.
00:50:18Hello, did you order fried chicken?
00:50:22Hello, Claire's fried chicken!
00:50:27What has to be one of them?
00:50:29Sir.
00:50:31I'm sorry.
00:50:32You don't have to do this.
00:50:35Too late.
00:50:37Mr. President, you don't have to do this!
00:50:41You don't have to do this!
00:50:53William?
00:51:02William?
00:51:04William, what's going on?
00:51:06Why are you putting a gun at someone?
00:51:10The president, he was- he's- he's- he's trying-
00:51:13Why is he calling you the president?
00:51:16Didn't you say that you had work off today?
00:51:20This is just- just a training exercise, uh, with the doubles of- of my colleagues, uh, just to
00:51:30make things look more realistic.
00:51:32Uh, no. Yeah. No, it's just practice.
00:51:35Really?
00:51:46Um, I'm the White House General Secretary's double, um, just a little plastic surgery.
00:51:55I'm-
00:51:55I'm the defense minister's double, I do-
00:52:02Neighborhood security?
00:52:05Oh, God.
00:52:07Wow, you guys really scared me. I thought you were in trouble.
00:52:11Well, thank you so much for, um, taking care of my husband. I really appreciate it.
00:52:22Oh! You guys should really come by our chicken shop.
00:52:26I mean, I would really love if you guys could stop by.
00:52:29I love fried chicken.
00:52:30And because you're William's co-workers, I'll give you guys 30% off.
00:52:37Okay, go.
00:52:39I will let you guys get back to your practice.
00:52:43Oh.
00:52:45Can't forget this.
00:52:51Wait!
00:52:53What now?
00:52:56What now?
00:52:58Can we take a picture?
00:53:05Yeah, come on. Come on. It'll be fun.
00:53:09Everybody say chicken!
00:53:11Chicken!
00:53:16Claire's fried chicken!
00:53:21Oh, we got a lot of new customers today.
00:53:24Mr. President.
00:53:27Get on your knees.
00:53:28Now.
00:53:31Thank you for playing along.
00:53:35Feel free to have the rest of the day off.
00:53:37Thank you, Mr. President.
00:53:39Get him out of here.
00:53:40Let's go.
00:53:44Mr. President, that was extremely close, sir.
00:53:48I worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much longer.
00:53:50I trust her now.
00:53:54So, I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon.
00:54:08Oh, good, you're back.
00:54:09Could you please help me balance this month's accounts? I'm having, like, a really hard time.
00:54:16Let's see.
00:54:18Let's see.
00:54:20Let's see.
00:54:24Our monthly profit is $3,786.
00:54:29Wow, that's amazing.
00:54:32You're as smart as the president.
00:54:36Would you...
00:54:40Would you want me to be the president?
00:54:45Would you want me to be the president?
00:54:52I just mean, if I was really the president, would that make you happier?
00:54:58Oh, no. I said the wrong thing.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01I don't want you to be the president.
00:55:05Well, actually...
00:55:06Actually, I hate the president.
00:55:09You do?
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:12My, uh...
00:55:13My dad died because of him.
00:55:17He...
00:55:17He was in the military, you know, and...
00:55:19It was because of a decision that he made.
00:55:22Claire, I'm sorry.
00:55:24Now we probably won't think too much about it.
00:55:30I'll be right back.
00:55:37Thanks.
00:55:39Dad?
00:55:39Hey, sweetheart.
00:55:41I'm out of prison.
00:55:43I miss you.
00:55:44And your mom.
00:55:45A lot.
00:55:46How dare you even mention, Mom, you were in prison because you put her in a coma.
00:55:52And all she was trying to do was stop you from gambling our savings away.
00:55:56I've changed.
00:55:58I want to make things right with you both.
00:56:00Can we meet tomorrow?
00:56:10Am I sorry about that?
00:56:14Is everything okay?
00:56:16Yeah.
00:56:17It was just...
00:56:18Spam call.
00:56:19And you know if something happened, you can tell me.
00:56:22Yeah, I know.
00:56:23William.
00:56:25I won't drag you into this.
00:56:38Dad, why are we meeting here?
00:56:41Leopard.
00:56:44This is my daughter.
00:56:48Did you cover my gambling debts?
00:56:51Dad, seriously?
00:56:52I'm your daughter.
00:56:53How could you do that?
00:56:55I gave you life and raised you.
00:56:57I do what I want with her.
00:57:00Damn bitch, I know you.
00:57:03You got my brother killed.
00:57:07We'll settle all our scores tonight.
00:57:26Call your husband and tell him to bring me one million and I'll let you go.
00:57:31No, no.
00:57:32He's just an ordinary guy.
00:57:33He doesn't have that kind of money.
00:57:34Is that so?
00:57:36Your ring looks pretty pricey.
00:57:39Let's see how important you really are to him.
00:57:43Our latest warship is ready to be deployed.
00:57:45We're actually considering names at the moment.
00:57:50Let's name it Claire.
00:57:51Good name.
00:57:52I like it.
00:57:53Claire.
00:57:54Keeping America safe.
00:57:57Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:57:58Sir.
00:57:59We have a serious, serious situation, sir.
00:58:02What is it?
00:58:02It's Miss Jones.
00:58:03She's been kidnapped by the Russian mother holding her in an underground casino right now.
00:58:08We've been looking to take care of these assholes.
00:58:11Looks like now's the time.
00:58:13Just a little more to it, sir.
00:58:14They want you to go alone in the next hour or they're going to kill her.
00:58:24I can handle my life.
00:58:26No, Mr. President.
00:58:27It's too dangerous.
00:58:28The entire country relies on you.
00:58:30Yes, Mr. President.
00:58:31The future of America rests on your shoulders.
00:58:33Yeah, I wouldn't.
00:58:34I'd really reconsider this, sir.
00:58:41My gun.
00:58:47I've made my decision.
00:58:49Mr. President.
00:58:51Are you really doing this for a girl?
00:58:54She's not just any girl.
00:58:56She's my girl.
00:59:05Contact traffic control.
00:59:07Now clear me a path.
00:59:13Where is he?
00:59:14My patience is one in thin.
00:59:16Leopard, even if your husband doesn't show, she's still worth something, right?
00:59:21You know what? You're a real piece of shit.
00:59:24Time's up.
00:59:24And since your husband isn't coming, you're mine now.
00:59:41Who's this idiot?
00:59:45President?
00:59:46Don't come any closer.
00:59:48Who the hell are you?
00:59:49No, no, no.
00:59:50He's not the president.
00:59:51He's just his double.
00:59:55It makes sense.
00:59:57The real president wouldn't come here alone.
00:59:59Search him.
01:00:17William, why would you risk coming here?
01:00:21Because you're my family.
01:00:25So you married this fried chicken girl.
01:00:27You can't be the president.
01:00:29You got me scared there for a moment.
01:00:31It's okay, everyone.
01:00:32He's just a stunt man.
01:00:37And what are you looking at?
01:00:39Now you want to see me have some fun with your wife?
01:00:42Fine by me.
01:00:48Fine!
01:00:49You're cold, Ben!
01:00:53Fine!
01:00:56Who's back?
01:00:57Why?
01:00:58Fine!
01:01:14you still want to play impossible you took us all down by yourself
01:01:20only the real president could do that i saw him on the battlefield
01:01:24he went out bullets and still fought off ten men he's a killing machine i don't ever want to see
01:01:31your kind on american soil again we'll leave i promise
01:01:37oh you if you ever mess with my wife again
01:01:45i will make sure you die in prison i won't i promise
01:01:55william who are you really
01:02:06william
01:02:12claire why did you lie to me told me your dad died i'm your husband
01:02:18if you can't trust me who can you trust yeah and what about you you haven't told me the
01:02:25truth from the very beginning
01:02:33william
01:02:37who are you william
01:02:40are you really the president
01:02:45yes
01:02:48i am
01:02:54i am
01:02:58you don't deserve to be by his side
01:03:02what did you think that if i knew your true identity i would just cling to you and make it
01:03:07impossible
01:03:07for you to get rid of me or did you forget that we got married because you said that you
01:03:12wanted
01:03:12to repay me what are you even saying you can't see how much i adore you
01:03:20you
01:03:21you really can't feel it
01:03:23i don't
01:03:32please
01:03:32please
01:03:33please
01:03:33please
01:03:33please
01:03:33I don't know.
01:04:03A delivery to the White House.
01:04:14Why are there so many reporters?
01:04:25Today, in front of all of America, I want to say I love you.
01:04:32I love you for who you are, and I want everyone to know your name.
01:04:47Claire, will you marry me?
01:04:48Claire, will you marry me?
01:04:57No.
01:05:02Because we're already married.
01:05:11Oh, my God.
01:05:35America, please welcome your First Lady.
01:06:31America, please welcome your First Lady.
01:06:34America, please welcome your First Lady.
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