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Separation anxiety is real when the ice cream starts melting

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00:00So, like, what kind of meeting do you guys want to see after?
00:04Have you heard of that movie?
00:05We have a session.
00:06We have a session.
00:08Yes.
00:09That was something.
00:10You know, crazy girls, right?
00:11I heard it was super fun.
00:13I've seen a couple commercials for it, and that girl looks insane.
00:17Like, we should definitely go see that.
00:18Yeah, whatever you guys want to do, I am down to do everything you want to do.
00:23And everything you want to do, too.
00:24Yeah, for sure.
00:26It's a romantic tour together.
00:28Oh, I like romantic.
00:32It's gross.
00:33You're romantic, baby.
00:35You're so sweet.
00:36You guys are really great friends, and I like to hang out with both of you at the same time.
00:40I'm so glad you like my best.
00:42Oh, jeez.
00:43She's going to be my best.
00:44I know.
00:44We've been friends forever.
00:47What is it, like, 15, 20 years?
00:49Um, we've been going to be since middle school.
00:52Should we say something?
00:53Oh, my God.
00:53You guys are sweet.
00:54Sweet.
00:55So sweet.
00:56We've been in school, so did you guys ever, you guys play sports together or something?
01:00How did you meet?
01:01What the fuck?
01:01No.
01:02What was it, English class?
01:03Yeah.
01:03English and them used to draw with together.
01:05That's like not cool.
01:06Wow.
01:07Did you know what you wanted to get, babe?
01:09No.
01:09Like, in public, too.
01:10Sorry.
01:12Do you want to tell them?
01:14Um, I don't know.
01:16I'm feeling real hot, so maybe I'll just get something, like, ice cream.
01:20You are really hot.
01:23Hey, excuse me.
01:25Uh, ladies and gentlemen over here at this table.
01:27You guys are a beautiful couple.
01:29Um, I, I, I've just been observing you guys, and I've also just been observing, uh, this
01:35woman in the red dress playing footsie under the table with her boyfriend.
01:41That's not what's happening.
01:42What are you talking about?
01:43That's not what's happening.
01:44Why are your shoes off?
01:45Uh, I just kicked it off.
01:47I just kicked it off.
01:49What are you talking, what are you guys doing?
01:53Nothing.
01:53Nothing.
01:54You said you got it on camera?
01:55I, I got it on camera.
01:56You, you can come.
01:57Get out.
01:58No, no, no.
02:00Get out.
02:00I want to see the camera.
02:01Why are you going to look this stranger?
02:03I want to see the camera.
02:03What are you doing, bro?
02:05What?
02:05You're supposed to be bro code.
02:07No, no.
02:07Wait, wait, wait.
02:08Let me see it.
02:09Wait, wait.
02:09Bro code.
02:10Bro code.
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