00:08happy holidays boys it's time for your yearly performance review first off pym and charlie
00:14you guys made 126 people smile this year that's seven more than last year that's pretty good
00:21yes how wondrous yeah that was mostly me but that's pretty cool and alan you've you've you've
00:28done stuff too right emails documents and and great job man thank you master and clip oh uh looks like
00:37he's not here well i'm sure he's uh off working on some really important stuff what it what is clep's
00:45job exactly uh well he's the the well he does a lot of work right i don't know i mean
00:55whenever i see him
00:56he's just on his ipad playing games and watching movies yeah i thought that was his job or something
01:00i was kind of always unsure what so he just does nothing all day yeah but i mean i thought
01:07you do
01:07that like i mean you see him sitting on the beat back before right i i just thought he was
01:12taking
01:12breaks from working so hard nope the lazy bastard doesn't do anything fuck man what the fuck this
01:19needs to change where is he yo glab what do you actually do around here man uh no i'm not
01:34being
01:34funny right now man like like what do you do at this company can you name one thing what what
01:39do you do
01:39here name one one thing why did i even hire you in the first place man
01:49oh you quit you can't quit because you're fired get out get out get out
01:58well that sucked all right i'm gonna go take a dump
02:08poor glab yeah it's gonna be weird the group chat now oh yeah we should kick him
02:14sorry which group chat is that oh yeah it's just like a stupid group chat we do or it's like
02:19we just
02:20it's not even that good it's like we just send funny stuff and making sure they'll laugh but yeah
02:23it's not even sucks so good
02:36glib you spend too much time at work and give me no attention and it make me sad
02:41i'm going back to my home country for the holidays
02:44in other news there were 50 stabbings today i'm sleeping with my sister
02:55oh
03:21what can i get for you
03:22uh sure can i see some id
03:29god damn man you was born in 329 a.d you must have seen some crazy
03:36fucking crap in your time dude
03:48sir this thing was caught stealing apples from the apple market
03:52hmm an interesting little critter why should i not kill you now
04:02what that's the stupidest thing i've ever seen in my life
04:05i hate that i hate it i hate it i hate it i'm going insane
04:12oh my god the emperor is dead
04:14what do we do now
04:20oh no
04:23oh my god
04:24Oh, my God, please!
04:28Hey, man, you should probably leave.
04:39That's him right there. That's the witch.
04:41I saw him do a magic spell and turn milk into yoghurt.
04:46Desperous! Kill him! Kill him!
04:49Any last words, witch?
04:54.
05:14Dude, dude, oh, my God, man, it was so funny.
05:17What was it, like, 10 or 20 British dudes or something like that?
05:20Yeah, dude. And they came, they fucking, oh, my God, man!
05:24And when they say to me, like, where's my tea or some shit like that, I was like, um, how
05:29about now?
05:32It was so good. It was so funny, man.
05:34Yeah, I remember when you hit the fucking thing with the thing.
05:37Yeah, yeah, no, no, it was so funny. It was so funny.
05:41It was so funny.
05:44It was so funny.
05:50Okay.
05:50Okay. Um, who invited him again?
05:55I think it was Ben.
06:00Anyway, I think I might call it, actually. I'm getting pretty sleepy.
06:04Yeah, I think it's time.
06:05Yeah, same. All right, see you later.
06:11Wow, that's crazy. So, you're saying you went to space?
06:17No, he didn't say anything like that. I don't think you were listening.
06:19What he was saying is he's been around for centuries, and he's never been able to fit in anywhere.
06:24Wait up, man. What the fuck? You started the bubonic plague?
06:27Huh? You think that's funny? What the fuck, man? Fuck you.
06:31You're a sick fuck, man.
06:33Look, I like your story, but I think it's best if you leave.
06:37Yeah, that's right. Leave, motherfucker. Plague starter. Go to hell, dude. Fuck you.
06:43Guys, come on. Can we all say a prayer for the victims of the plague, please?
06:46Yes.
06:47Yes.
06:49Heavenly Father, we ask for your mercy and grace for the 25 million plague victims.
07:07Ah! Fuck! I'm through it!
07:21Oh, you're new here. Well, guess what, kid? Nobody gives a damn. This city will chew you up and spit
07:28you out.
07:29I just lost everything in a goddamn market crash. I'm so fucked.
07:37Oh, okay. It's gonna be fine? Awesome!
07:41Give me one good reason why I shouldn't pull the trigger.
07:54You just made me smile, even though my life is terrible.
07:57Wait, that's it. This is my next business idea. Making people smile.
08:02We can start a business that does exactly that. What do you say?
08:07Eh.
08:24Yo. Hey, grab.
08:27Look, uh, I may have gone a little too far when I fired you. I was thinking why we started
08:34this business in the first place, and it was because of you, man. If you want to sit
08:38on the beanbag and do nothing, that's fine with me. That's who you are and why you're
08:43so freaking cool, Gleb.
08:46No need to apologize, man. Want to come back?
08:51Yeah.
08:52Yippee!
08:57Thanks, everyone, for coming to the supper room for Christmas dinner. Gotta use this room
09:01more often.
09:14Wow. You grew up so fast.
09:16So do you still run around a lot at home and stuff like that?
09:19No, I haven't run around in a while. I just do crypto stuff now.
09:23Oh. Cool.
09:24You have gravy all over your face.
09:26Hey, don't touch me. Don't ever touch me.
09:30Oh, Gleb. I'm so sorry we had that horrible fight. To make it up to you, I made the dish
09:35of my home country.
09:37This boy is a miracle.
09:39So despite being a weird little green freak that no one understands, Gleb finally figured
09:45out where he belongs, which just goes to show that no matter how different we all are, everyone
09:51can get along with each other, except for a certain group of people. You know who I'm
09:57talking about.
09:59Excuse me? What?
10:02What did you just say?
10:04I was just wrapping up the episode.
10:07You said something about a certain group of people.
10:09Which group were you talking about?
10:11It was a joke, but it didn't land as much as I thought. But it doesn't matter. I guess,
10:15you know, whatever. Whatever.
10:18Cha-cha-cha.
10:19But I'm just curious, you're not going to say what group it was? You don't want to say
10:23which group?
10:23It was the group that was supposed to be a mind experiment, whoever came to your mind.
10:30But it was a joke. It doesn't matter. It didn't land as much as I thought it was.
10:32Just say the group, dude. Just say what the group is.
10:35Sorry, I'm with Charlie here, and we don't even know who you are. Who are you?
10:39How did you get in here? This is a private event.
10:58We ask that you bring them to greener pastures and help them gain way through the pearly gates
11:05and into an eternal life of bliss and love. In Jesus' name.
11:10Amen.
11:11Bye. Have a great night.
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