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Superboy Vs Alien English Dub Short Series
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00:12let go of the president hand over the nuclear codes or i stick this down your
00:19hey who's hungry for some fried calamari
00:26it's commander z leader of the zenrith league
00:33sup how's your grandpa doing amelia the last time i saved him
00:37shoot him
00:59let's get this over with i have a thing later
01:29don't
01:30don't worry buddy i know a really good taylor
01:39you've done it again commander z it took the fbi five years fighting these alien terrorists
01:45but it only took you five months undercover to find them and just five minutes to take
01:50him out told you i have a thing later sir please let me honor you with a public announcement
01:56whoa sir with all due respect
01:59i just want to live my life
02:16as a normal high school senior
02:21sir your tux
02:24fuck i'm gonna be late for our date ivy's gonna be real mad and your flowers
02:32thanks alphonse but i'm gonna need more than this help me get her a good apology present
02:36something fancy okay
02:39another gift but you just secretly got her into zenith league
02:49whoa watch it hey i know you like what you're seeing but maybe buy the lady a drink first
03:00wait your cat girl kimmy newly melted rank s superhero man i know you fanboys want my autograph
03:09sorry to disappoint but i have a girlfriend already she's the only superhero for me oh good because i don't
03:15have time to chit chat with nerds you can run along to your girlfriend while i go save the president
03:19don't sweat it i i already took care of the alien wait took care of the alien
03:24you name zeno
03:28that's the next wave of enemies wait i should tell you there's only one way to kill them
03:32wait i should tell you there's only one way to kill them who do you think i am i'm cat
03:34girl bird's natural predator not those guys their feathered coats are made of a special metal it's impenetrable go for
03:40the inside of their beaks and how would you know what whatever who is he to tell me how to
03:45fight
03:52phew made it
03:54right on time
03:57why is there a party here ivy hey anyone seen ivy
04:05ivy i brought you flowers for our dating anniversary and
04:10i'm glad you made it zeno this is my breakup party because i'm dumping you
04:15breaking up we just hit our two you missed the entire half of the school year i know you're bland
04:21and you blend in
04:22hang on i'm bland what you've been mixing sriracha with these in your drink or something but you're utterly for
04:29forgettable now and that's embarrassing
04:31me seriously simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention he doesn't even try guess he's a failure
04:38at that too
04:38excuse me though i'm enjoying the sweet talk this is between me and my girlfriend
04:44stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer
04:48xeno and how would you know that because i'm gonna be the new face of zenith league i was just
04:55recruited by the number one superhero league in the world as for you class rankings came out already haven't you
05:03seen them you missed so much of mercenary school you missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues
05:08your lowest of the lows rank z and you know zenith league only takes rank a's and above i can't
05:15be seen with you like this
05:22they're asking me commander z of the entire league to try out for my own team
05:28you don't understand would king kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug
05:33i thought so look closely i only score so low so that you ivy don't have to feel so bad
05:41about coming in last
05:42place i didn't ask you to do those things quit trying to guilt trip me i bet even if your
05:47parents were alive
05:48they'd ditch you for a more gifted son too
06:02i'd kill you just for fun but why waste time on a maggot like you
06:07i won't let you get away with it
06:14that was the day i unlocked my powers and that was when i promised to never let another child go
06:20through
06:20the same hell i did my parents died protecting this world
06:24don't sell their memories
06:26or what
06:27and too bad you didn't inherit your parents super genes
06:30otherwise you wouldn't be such a loser
06:32whatever xenon you can stay at the bottom because i've upgraded for someone better
06:38someone who can actually take me to high places
06:42hey what's up nerd
06:54you cheated on me ivy
06:57brad has super strength in his rank a zenith league just accepted him he's my real hero oh my god
07:04his superhero name is the boulder how cool is that and you're just a powerless weakling born to be a
07:10loser ah baby i'm so sore from benching 500 today oh i'll massage them for you looks like i gained
07:16another power invisibility ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you because guess what zenith league is
07:23starting an all-girl special team and ivy is going to be on it that's right it's led by the
07:28drop dead
07:28gorgeous cat girl kimi and i'm the newest member oh i'm so excited why aren't you applauding
07:35you should be happy i'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend that's because i was the one
07:40who got you man
07:48that xeno guy was right about birdman's weakness i could have died if it weren't for his intel
07:54whoever he is i must find him
08:00you got me into zenith league oh it's almost cute his vocab is so limited he doesn't even know the
08:06meaning of zenith league i'm commander z the creator and literal definition of zenith league
08:12yeah even i know zenith means top of the top what are those glasses for anyways keep your mediocrity
08:19away from me don't be an idiot xeno you don't even have powers i only got into zenith league all
08:26thanks
08:26to brad his dad is the headhunter i see how it is your lame excuses aren't doing a very good
08:32job
08:32covering up your greed and to think i was going to take you to the top with me not anymore
08:35i know
08:36you're sensitive and i broke your fragile little heart but let's face it there's no future with you
08:41that's because you're too busy plummeting to the ground too bad this glorified piece of rock isn't
08:46going to save you from the oncoming regret when you realize that your upgrade is a downgrade
08:52i'll show you who's a downgrade
09:09i made a promise to my parents that i was only going to use my powers for good
09:13not petty fights
09:21nobody's ever deflected my punch before much less catch it
09:24how did he oh he's so big and strong they don't call brad the boulder for nothing
09:30you fools are made for each other xeno even being invisible would do you more good than having
09:36no powers i'm sorry for you you can save the pity for yourself you know what this guy's ruined the
09:42whole party i've got a bigger bachelor pod let's head over there here's a lesson before i leave you
09:46in the dust xeno love is for fairy tales even i know that
09:52a loser so that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me huh well joke's on her
10:14that's thanks for helping me take down the enemy oh you mean the pigeon guys thought you said you had
10:21him in the bag miss rank s
10:25i didn't a good cat admits when she's met her better half
10:28guess you're not just some nerd you'd be an asset to xenareth league
10:32how about you become our battle tactician
10:35is that an invite
10:37to my own superhero league
10:40it is
10:41tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits
10:43your ex-girlfriend will be there too i can tell everyone you're my boyfriend
10:47help you get back at her i went from tactician to boyfriend in less than five seconds
10:51that's a little fast i have to think about it
10:53i live life on the edge bottoms up boo
10:57this is a good chance to see what my team is actually like i'll stay undercover for this
11:05first training day is like frat rush you'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents
11:09but i bet you'll have plenty of pointers for our heroes
11:12if they're actually any good then they won't need my help
11:14oh you'll be surprised you go in there first i'm gonna change
11:17i'll be back in a moment to introduce you
11:26first training day i'm ready to shoot up some new recruits
11:31again you nearly killed everyone in our last batch
11:34and a bunch of villagers too
11:35maybe save some fun for me this time huh
11:37what the hell
11:39i created zenith league so the world's best superheroes can fight crime and evil together
11:43not torment civilians
11:49oh my gosh
11:51zenith league even upgraded my weapon for me
11:53personally delivered by cat girl kiwi sidekick too
11:56and it's all thanks to you for recommending me brad
12:05butts up towel boy
12:09wait what good dodge kid maybe one day you can be like us
12:15now go wash my dirty laundry they think i'm just a towel boy
12:20this ought to be fun brad i want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other day
12:24oh yeah you want to get whooped again
12:29this what you superheroes do all day getting off on measuring guns and stroking your eagles
12:37zeno what the hell are you doing here this is only for zenith league superheroes and recruits
12:41your technique's all wrong you gotta engage your toes oh and never underestimate pinky power
12:48who's this weak looking twig
12:49who's this weak looking twig
12:49ignore him he's just a powerless loser from mercenary school
12:51came in dead last in class zero powers
12:54i can't believe it brad he's so desperate
12:56he's stalking me now that's so creepy
12:58ivy aren't you just a new recruit
13:00dude don't talk like you own the place
13:03or i may have to humble you
13:06you beat us
13:07dude did i hit you too hard on the head last time
13:09you fucking lost it
13:13you're like a helpless puppy on the streets begging for attention
13:16you're the one who's all bark and no bite
13:18this isn't a challenge for me
13:19because beating you guys would be like squashing ant
13:22that's it four eyes
13:23you can only read about how to fight in a textbook
13:25but i've got real combat experience
13:33so let me show you what makes me a real man
13:35or maybe i'll teach you a lesson in humility
13:40give up xenon i know you're desperate to get me back
13:43but you have no powers
13:44you're not even good enough to be the towel boy
13:46i told you i'm not interested in your petty little games
13:48come on loser
13:48you don't even want to fight back after your girl chose me
13:51what you scared
13:52of course he's scared brad
13:53everyone knows you've got super strength
13:54and you're the strongest of our class
13:56you're gonna break his arm in less than a second
13:57you keep underestimating me ivy
13:59but you're gonna regret it
14:00her only regret is not dumping your nerdy ass earlier
14:03now put your arm up
14:04and if you don't trigger happy will show you a real good time
14:07games and powers
14:08that's all they care about
14:09instead of helping those in need
14:12i really should clean house
14:13go on arm up dipshit
14:16better use that pinky power you were talking about if you want to live
14:34if you're rank a then what am i
14:40what the hell was that you look scared i thought you were the bolder not very bold are you i
14:48told you your stance was alright
14:49you're wrong
14:50nobody has ever beat brad before
14:53this
14:53this is impossible
14:55what kind of trickery did you pull on me
14:58spill it
14:58i'd never lose
15:00i won fair and square brad
15:02who's the sore loser now
15:10enough
15:10no more of this xenon
15:12i know i broke your fragile little heart when i dumped you but this is no place for your circus
15:16act
15:16yeah your loser ex-boyfriend just wants to humiliate you in front of all the heroes at zenith league
15:21do you even know what this place is xenon
15:24this is the danger room
15:26the ultimate training arena for zenith league
15:29designed by cat girl kimmy
15:30herself
15:31is the only rank-ass female fighter in the league
15:34nobody dares to mess with her
15:35well i didn't need those glasses anyways
15:37impressed
15:37this whip is the very proof that i belong here
15:39yeah your aim really has improved with that new whip
15:42zenith league upgraded it with material that can even burn through an iron wall
15:45before you couldn't even hit an elephant if it was two feet in front of you
15:47stop talking down to me
15:49i'm a somebody now and you're a nobody
15:50what are you gonna do actually whip me i'm not your boyfriend anymore or are you begging me back now
15:55that's it
15:55i'm getting rid of you once and for all
16:07he caught my whip
16:10and this whip is injected with venom too how is he still okay
16:14you said you got this whip because cat girl kimmy recruited you to be on her girl power squad
16:19yes and you better watch it
16:21you can fish in this and you mess with me
16:23that's messing with cat girl kimmy
16:28you're an idiot xeno and i thought you were at least book smart
16:31all of us here are rank a heroes
16:33we could pummel you to mush if we wanted to
16:34but now you're straight up tempting death
16:37cat girl kimmy skinned her last opponent birdman alive you know that
16:40oh yes i heard she told me the whole thing
16:42you see kimiko was the one who invited me today
16:45are you kidding me
16:46cat girl kimiko is a rank-ass hero
16:48she would never be caught with a powerless weaker like you
16:50oof
16:51and they say only sticks and stones can hurt me actually nothing can
16:55it's time i take back everything i ever gave you and put you in your place ive
17:06my whip
17:09so are we just gonna stand around and talk
17:11or are we gonna fight
17:20what was that xeon
17:21you pay for this
17:22rat do something
17:27this all you got all i feel is a light breeze
17:29you don't want to play with hellfire
17:36you just look like an ape drenched in kerosene
17:38get a grip
17:43hey hey he's getting me trigger happy
17:46let's hit him all at once
17:48i want his head
17:55charging
17:56go
18:18you
18:18you just kissed him
18:21do you know who that is
18:23that's my that's just some nobody from mercenary school
18:26yep
18:26my new battle tactician
18:28and he's got better moves than everyone in this room
18:31combined
18:32he has zero rank
18:34he's not even a recruit
18:36he's a towel boy
18:37he beat your arm in under a second
18:40anyone else want to debate his qualifications
18:43you could have just shaken my hand
18:44where's the fun in that
18:46my office
18:48five minutes
18:51do something
18:52oh i'm gonna do something
18:58tonight
18:59there's a data heist at the federal tech vault downtown
19:02someone's going after zenith league's classified files
19:06how classified
19:08identity level
19:09real names
19:10home addresses
19:11every active hero in the league
19:13including mine
19:15you'll come as tech support
19:16stay in comms range
19:17and call the shots from the outside
19:19boomerang and i go in
19:20what do we know about the crew hitting the vault
19:22the
19:27goes by vortex
19:29new
19:29nobody's faced him yet and walked away with their power intact
19:32he drains supers on contact
19:35one touch
19:36gone
19:37everything
19:38one touch
19:40so he can only drain one person at a time
19:43yes
19:44then don't let him get his hands on both of you at once
19:47you keep him splitting his attention
19:50he can't drain
19:51he can't drain what he can't catch
19:52see
19:53that's why you're here
19:57meet me at the van in an hour
20:00try not to look too smart
20:01it's distracting
20:04i
20:05i built this league to protect people
20:06if vortex gets those files
20:08every hero i trained is a walking target
20:13we're in
20:14server rooms two floors down
20:16three heat signatures ahead of you
20:17vortex is the one hanging back
20:19he'll let his crew engage first
20:20he waits until you're distracted
20:22look at that
20:23he strategizes
20:35boomerang
20:36left
20:43now
20:44i can't feel it
20:49my power's
20:50gone
20:51stay down
20:53cat girl
20:54rank s
20:56i've been looking forward to this
20:58keep him reaching left
21:00Nkimi
21:00don't let the vacuum into a corner
21:02he's counting on that
21:08who's in your ear
21:23interesting
21:24nothing to drain
21:26or is there something you're hiding
21:36this isn't over
21:38not even close
21:43he felt something that's a problem
21:47boomerang's power will return fully in 48 hours
21:49the download was stopped
21:51mission's a win
21:52a win
21:52boomerang got drained
21:54nobody's ever taken her down before
21:56she'd be completely powerless right now
21:57if kimi hadn't split his attention
21:59he can only drain one target at a time
22:01that's his limit
22:02that's how you beat him
22:03he also grabbed our tactist outside the van
22:05tried to drain him
22:06nothing happened
22:07why
22:07rank z remember
22:09nothing to drain
22:11hmm
22:11i want a full background sweep on this guy
22:13school records
22:14family history
22:15the works
22:15something doesn't add up
22:17i trust him
22:18that's enough
22:19you've known him for two days kimi
22:21he's got no rank
22:22no powers
22:23and vortex
22:24walked right up to his van
22:26like he knew exactly who he was looking for
22:27meeting's over
22:32xenon
22:33yeah
22:33you noticed his drain pattern before we even got inside
22:37i study people
22:38it's what i do
22:38and when his hand was on your wrist
22:40you didn't flinch
22:42you didn't panic
22:44you were waiting to see what he'd do
22:46xeno
22:47is there something you want to tell me
23:00zenith league
23:02i have a simple request
23:04commander z steps forward and reveals his true identity
23:08publicly
23:08in the city square
23:10you have until dawn
23:11or i drain every rank a hero in this city simultaneously
23:15every single one
23:18can he
23:20actually do that
23:21we don't know what his upper limit is
23:23does anyone here know who commander z is
23:30commander z has always operated independently
23:32his identity is classified even from us
23:35so what do we do
23:36we can't just let vortex drain all of us
23:39some of us don't have anything to worry about
23:41rank z's got no power to drain
23:42right xenon
23:43right
23:44lucky you
23:45rookie
23:46MUCH
24:01NOBODY
24:02NOBODY
24:02bombing every single test
24:06not this consistently
24:08not unless they're trying to
24:18No way.
24:28Oh.
24:29Oh, that's why.
25:02He's not waiting for Dawn.
25:04Everyone, full gear now!
25:14Zeno, get me a plan.
25:17If I go out there as Commander Z, everything I built gets blown open.
25:23Everyone I've kept safe, my team, my cover, my life, gone.
25:30But if I don't...
25:32I can feel it. He's pulling! From here!
25:36Zeno, I need a plan, now!
25:40Commander Z, sir, you have to go now. If he completes the drain...
25:44I know, Alphonse.
25:59I know who Commander Z is.
26:19Don't move!
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