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00:08For five whole years, Sheila you were my world. I would have done anything for you, but today you'll get
00:18what you really want from me. A divorce.
00:34Happy anniversary. Now, you can be with your one true love.
00:49Yeah, come for me baby.
00:57Oh my god!
01:02Oh Bryce!
01:10When we first met, I nursed you back to health. I cooked, I cleaned, I fumigated our home so you'd
01:19be safe from mold spores. No matter how perfect I made your life, it was never enough.
01:28It's clear now, your perfect life doesn't include my love.
01:34One final night, and then I'll give you the sweetest gift of all. Freedom.
01:45Midnight, and you're still not home. Normally I'd be worried sick, but I'm done waiting around for you.
01:53Yeah, I just got home.
01:56Sheila?
01:57For me? Sheila this is beautiful.
02:01Thank you for the show, Bryce.
02:02It's Bryce again.
02:08Excuse me.
02:11You clumsy fuck. Look what you just did.
02:16You were out with Bryce on our animals room?
02:19God, stop with this jealousy shit. I just went to the beach.
02:24Sheila, you have a deadly coral allergy. You can't just go for-
02:27I know, I know, okay?
02:29It was just a mean white skinny dip.
02:31Skinny dipping.
02:32You went to skinny dipping with Bryce tonight.
02:35We didn't want to get our clothes wet, okay?
02:38I could barely see a thing.
02:40I'm so done.
02:42I made you a cake.
02:44Oh my god, can I not get one fucking moment of peace?
02:48You were so caught in my way.
02:49And you know what? I'd fund your entire life.
02:52And if you didn't have me, you'd be a nobody.
02:56No cake for nobodies.
02:59Thanks.
03:05I would be somebody if not for you.
03:08The ocean was to be my home.
03:11I was set to be the top deep sea explorer for Sea Lab.
03:18Set a course for the trench.
03:20Full speed ahead.
03:24You are in high marks of bravery.
03:27But sometimes dreams must take a back seat.
03:31To duty.
03:33Hugo.
03:35You'll marry my sick and feeble daughter?
03:39Harry, you rescued me from that orphanage when I was a kid.
03:42She was my first friend.
03:45She was my first friend.
03:46No question.
03:49Good man, Hugo.
03:50I know.
03:51But now it's all over and we can both be happy.
03:56Sheila, we need to talk.
03:59Can't.
03:59Late to you, Bryce.
04:05Sheila, you will have your whole life to be with Bryce.
04:09Come on, Hugo.
04:11Enough with this poor pitiful me shit.
04:15And where is my smoothie?
04:17We need to discuss this, Sheila.
04:20Hugo, you have one job and that's just to make me my smoothie in the morning so I can be
04:24strong.
04:25Can you do nothing right?
04:26Right here.
04:29I, I, what?
04:31Like, hello?
04:32Can you fucking speak?
04:34Jesus.
04:35What are you moping about anyway?
04:37I promised your father I'd marry you.
04:40But it all ends today.
04:44Yeah.
04:46Hi, babe.
04:53Here.
04:54I'll be right there.
04:55Do you know what you just signed?
04:57Sign, don't sign.
04:58Who gives a shit, Hugo?
05:00Only if you can control your attitude.
05:02Sorry I'm late, Bryce.
05:04My so-called husband wouldn't make me a damn smoothie.
05:06If you need extra nutrition, I have something I can give you.
05:10Oh.
05:10So you're gonna give me what I need?
05:12Oh, yeah.
05:14It'll fill you up.
05:16Hear that?
05:16Bryce is gonna give me anything I want.
05:18Why can't you just be a little more like him?
05:21Is he now?
05:23Clearly that is just beyond you.
05:24You know, when my parents got divorced, Bryce spent years researching an entire shark species and he named it after
05:30me.
05:30I can't just do something like that.
05:33You think Bryce did that?
05:38I spent three years looking for that shark.
05:50This is the world's biggest shark.
05:57I'm gonna name it after my girl back home.
06:00Shilatis Amoris.
06:17Hugo Presley speaking.
06:20Hugo, James Dolittle.
06:21President of Sea Labs Enterprises.
06:23And we need the best.
06:25What is it?
06:27It's our most ambitious mission ever.
06:29Deep Sea.
06:30One year.
06:31Zero contact.
06:32Are you in?
06:37I thought you'd never ask.
06:39So, you're in?
06:41Oh, yeah.
06:42Outstanding.
06:43Your training starts in two days.
06:45But I've been out of the water for five years.
06:47How did you hear of me?
06:49Your father-in-law, Perry McGuire.
06:51Let us know you might be interested.
06:53Perry.
06:56Hugo, come on in.
06:58Have a seat.
07:00I hear congratulations in order.
07:02Perry, I can't thank you enough.
07:04Recommending you was the easy part.
07:06You're the right man for the job, Hugo.
07:09So, what about Sheila?
07:12Hugo, remember when Bryce left my daughter?
07:17I just bought a castle out there.
07:19See, give him a sniff.
07:20Give him a little smell.
07:21The best of the best for you.
07:25Take that.
07:26Sheila, I really, I can't.
07:28I got a lot on my plate, so.
07:30Come on, ladies.
07:38My daughter's life could have ended that day.
07:43You marry my daughter.
07:45I'll pay you handsomely.
07:47I'm not in it for the money, Perry.
07:51I needed her and now she needs me.
07:59You agreeing to marry Sheila saved my daughter's life.
08:03Hugo, it's been five years since you made that selfless decision to marry my decrepit daughter.
08:10I think it's time for you to forge your new path, son.
08:13Are you sure that she will be okay?
08:17Listen, Sheila's mother cheated on me more than I can count.
08:21I just waited too long to divorce her.
08:23That was my mistake.
08:25I don't want you to repeat my mistake, Hugo.
08:28Your debt's been paid.
08:30And like mother, like daughter, Sheila's gonna regret letting you go till the day she dies.
08:35I promise you that.
08:37You're a good man, Hugo.
08:40I'm proud of you.
08:44Thanks, Perry.
08:49Fuck!
08:50Hugo!
08:51You worthless ass!
08:53I've been waiting at the door for five minutes!
08:55Is this you, Harriet?
08:58Don't talk back, you dickless troll!
09:01Without my money, you'll be living under a bridge, which is where you belong.
09:06Well, I was just leaving.
09:12What's this suitcase for?
09:15Tell me my daughter finally kicked your worthless butt to the curb!
09:20No, Harry.
09:21Actually, I am haunted elsewhere.
09:24Where do you think you're going?
09:27You don't get to just milk my daughter for her money and not work for it!
09:37Shine my shoes, boy.
09:40Wait until you see what I have planned after for us.
09:49Why don't you do mine next, okay?
09:54Oh, um, that's my husband.
09:58Oh my god, Hugo, I didn't even, I thought you were the maid.
10:02Bryce!
10:04Mwah!
10:06I'm so happy to hear you're moving in.
10:08Wait, what?
10:10Bryce is moving in?
10:12Yeah.
10:13Oh, quit sulking about it.
10:14It has nothing to do with you.
10:16It's my house, so I get to decide.
10:18Finally.
10:19Now Bryce and Sheila can be together.
10:22Oh.
10:23Well, I don't want to be home right now.
10:25What?
10:26You're rich, successful, handsome.
10:29Unlike her dog of a husband, Hugo.
10:31Oh, Harriet, surely you're not calling Hugo a dog.
10:35Sheila's little bitch.
10:38Mom? Bryce?
10:40Oh, don't get upset.
10:42They're just teasing.
10:43You're not upset.
10:45Not at all.
10:47Excuse me.
10:49Wait, where are you going?
10:51Does it matter?
10:52Hugo, if you feel uncomfortable with me staying here, I can get a hotel.
10:56Oh, no.
10:57You're staying here.
10:58Because I could use the company.
11:01You sure?
11:02I could rent down one of those nice presidential suites if we can try out the headboards.
11:08Hugo is the only one who should be going to a hotel.
11:13As you wish.
11:14Wait, Hugo.
11:15Well, there's enough room in the house for both you and Bryce.
11:20Ah!
11:21Oh!
11:23Bryce!
11:24Bryce, are you okay?
11:26I'll be fine.
11:27It's just that first class really doesn't number on my back.
11:31Yeah, I understand.
11:32Well, we'll handle that immediately.
11:34You know, go upstairs and run in an F-seum salt bath.
11:37Quickly.
11:40Well?
11:41Chop, chop!
11:42Oh!
11:42Bryce can run his own bath.
11:45Why are you being so rude?
11:47Bryce is our guest and he's in pain for God's sake.
11:50It's not my problem.
11:52What is going into you?
11:54Sheila, it's okay.
11:55If I had to run my wife's house a bath, I'd be crying too.
11:59You worthless piece of shit.
12:00You are not half the man, Bryce is.
12:03Harriet, don't worry about it.
12:05Sheila knows how to fix my back right now.
12:10You know what would really fix my back?
12:13Taking my two ladies to a reservation at La Rizia.
12:21How did you get a table?
12:22I pulled a few strings.
12:25Hugo could come too.
12:27Yeah, we could get him a spot at the bar.
12:33Wonderful.
12:34So nice, Bryce.
12:37Give me your wallet, bitch.
12:40She'll work.
12:56Bryce, call the police.
12:59That's a pretty brave thing you did there, Hugo.
13:03It's too bad I can't let you be the hero.
13:07Oh, does that hurt?
13:09Does that hurt?
13:11You're almost as tight as your wife.
13:16Oh, my God.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:20Oh, my God.
13:20Oh, my God.
13:20Oh, my God.
13:20Oh, my God.
13:20Are you okay?
13:21What happened?
13:22I was trying to find out the mugger, but he cut me.
13:24I should have just ran away like Hugo.
13:28Coward.
13:28You abandoned Bryce and almost got him killed.
13:31Fuck, I've been stabbed.
13:33Hugo, do you mind?
13:34I don't know.
13:35Bryce got hurt trying to protect us.
13:37Jesus Christ.
13:38Hugo, you can walk to the hospital.
13:40Oh, my God.
13:41Oh, my God.
13:42Oh, my God.
13:43Oh, my God.
13:43If I die, I'm just happy I could have saved you, Sheila.
13:48No, no, no, no.
13:49I don't let you die.
13:50Hugo, call an ambulance right now.
13:52Bryce, don't let you go.
13:54Hugo, do as I say now.
13:56You useless wassuit.
13:58Bryce, no, Hugo.
14:00No!
14:25Oh
14:39Hugo, why are you spying on us?
14:42The doctor already bandaged every scrape, you can go.
14:44Scrape?
14:45This isn't a scrape, Sheila.
14:46I was stabbed.
14:49Do you want to explain to me why Bryce is naked and shiny?
14:53Hugo, I don't appreciate you talking about my body like that.
14:57Yeah, I'm so sorry about this.
14:59Excuse us.
15:03Bryce's back was already hurt, and you're the one who refused to give him a bath.
15:07So giving him a massage, that's the least I could do after what happened last night.
15:11I knocked the mugger out, and I woke up on the floor.
15:14Okay, look, I'm not here to keep score, and honestly, a real man would just be happy that
15:19I'm safe.
15:21Unbelievable.
15:22I saved you, and you just want to take care of Bryce?
15:25God, you're imagining things.
15:27I choose you all the time.
15:29Sheila?
15:31Would you mind giving me a sponge bath?
15:33I don't want to blow my bath out.
15:37You want her to help you with what?
15:39You control yourself.
15:42The only reason why I'm giving him a bath is because he has oil all over him.
15:46What do you want him to do, slip and fall?
15:48That's all right, Sheila.
15:50Jealous people lash out sometimes.
15:52Hey, if you feel uneasy with Sheila giving me a bath, maybe you could sponge me.
15:57Sponge yourself, Bryce.
16:00Your choice.
16:02Come on, Sheila.
16:02I don't know if I'm fine, but thanks for keeping it warm for me.
16:10Oh, you're too good to miss you all.
16:11Oh, I know.
16:21I think you're, uh, missing a spot.
16:25Where?
16:26Under the towel.
16:38Hugo, the time has come for your sub-training.
16:40Is your wife okay with you leaving for the whole year?
16:43That's none of her concern.
16:45How's that?
16:46Because we're divorced.
16:50What do you mean divorced?
16:58Who are you telling me we're divorced?
17:01Some slut you're trying to cheat with?
17:05Sheila, it's time I tell you.
17:08We are officially divorced.
17:11No.
17:12No, that, that can't be.
17:14Sign the paperwork already.
17:18That's impossible.
17:19I don't sign things.
17:21You did.
17:23You signed it this morning in the kitchen.
17:25Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:28I'll be right there.
17:29No, that makes, that makes no sense.
17:32Hugo.
17:35I'm so sorry if I made you uncomfortable.
17:38You know what?
17:39It's fine, Bryce.
17:41I was just leaving.
17:43Really?
17:43Well, great.
17:44So we're, we're all good.
17:46Ben.
17:47Sheila says mine's a lot bigger.
17:50You can feel for yourself if you want to.
17:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, my God.
17:57Hugo.
18:03I am so sorry about him.
18:06Come on.
18:06Okay.
18:08Okay, come on.
18:10Okay.
18:11You want to watch me helicopter?
18:13Not in line.
18:17We're finished, Sheila.
18:19Sealab, your captain is on his way.
18:22No more sacrifice.
18:24No more sacrifice.
18:26I choose me.
18:33Welcome back, Hugo.
18:34You ready to get to work?
18:36Hugo!
18:36Hugo, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you
18:41go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you
18:44go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you
18:56go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you
18:56go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you
18:56go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you
18:56go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you
18:57go, you go, you go, you go,
19:17Five minutes.
19:18That's a new record.
19:26You really think he can pull this off?
19:28Anyone can do it.
19:29Hugo, Kevin.
19:32I'm impressed with what I've seen.
19:34Recently seen it, too.
19:43Hugo, you are the best of the best.
19:49Thank you, sir.
19:51The sub leaves in one week.
19:52We want to see loved ones.
19:54Now's the time.
20:06473 missed calls.
20:08Hugo, where have you been?
20:09I've been worried sick.
20:10Please, just come home.
20:12She either does care about you.
20:17Hugo, where are you, Hugo?
20:31Where have you been?
20:33You have absolutely no idea what I've been through.
20:37Sorry, there's no service on the seminar.
20:39I had to fire at least a dozen chefs because nobody understands my dietary restrictions like you do.
20:45So that's the way it is.
20:46You didn't miss me.
20:48You missed my smoothies.
20:50Hugo, I think it's time that you quit your job.
20:57You don't have to be a janitor anymore.
21:01You think I'm a janitor?
21:02Or whatever your title is.
21:04Just stay home and take care of me.
21:08I'll increase your allowance by 8%.
21:09I promise you, you'll be so much happier.
21:13Your entitlement has made you blind, Sheila.
21:16No matter what you say, I will never give up on my dream again.
21:22Sheila, we're divorced.
21:26Why do you keep saying that silly little thing?
21:28It's because we are.
21:30You sign the papers.
21:31It's official.
21:32I know.
21:33You're upset about Bryce.
21:34But he's gone now.
21:35No more bath time.
21:36So please, just forget this divorce fantasy and move back in with me.
21:41Oh, that reminds me.
21:43I got you something.
21:47Want to know what it is?
21:50Your very own habit helicopter!
22:01A helicopter?
22:03What good is a helicopter under the sea?
22:10Well, well, well, look who's come crawling back.
22:14Good to see you, Hugo.
22:16Looks like this place is going to get more crowded, huh?
22:19Oh, really?
22:20Why is that?
22:21Well, I've grown tired of the Ritz here.
22:23I thought I'd move back in.
22:24Oh, well, Hugo was just about to move back in.
22:28Oh, great.
22:29Plenty of room on the couch.
22:31Right, Hugo?
22:32Sheila, I saw the helicopter.
22:35Finally, you bought one for Bryce.
22:37What? You bought me a helicopter?
22:39What was one of those?
22:41Mom, why do you assume the helicopter is for Bryce?
22:45Well, it obviously isn't for Hugo.
22:47You don't even buy him a card on his birthdays.
22:51Why is Hugo holding the keys?
22:55Those are worth more than your life.
22:58You can keep your gifts, Sheila.
23:01The sea is my home now.
23:03Hot diggity dog.
23:06It's fitting that you got me a helicopter, Sheila.
23:08Is that because of my special talents?
23:12Oh, this is so exciting, Bryce.
23:14Where are you going to take Sheila first?
23:16Ooh, good question.
23:17I'm thinking Park City, maybe Catalina, maybe Barcelona.
23:24Yeah, um, please stop.
23:28Hugo is right here.
23:29Good point.
23:30Hugo, why don't you grab us a couple glasses of champagne.
23:33Actually, what do we need?
23:34Four.
23:35Celebrate.
23:35I want to christen my new chopper, Sir Reginald Jr.
23:39He met Sir Reginald Sr. last night.
23:43Well, on your way.
23:46Look at him.
23:48Just staring at us like an idiot.
23:50Can't even pour a glass of champagne for his queen.
23:57Laugh it up while you can.
23:59In one week, I'll be a deep sea explorer and out of your life forever.
24:11Hugo, are you playing with your silly little toys again?
24:14Not playing, Sheila.
24:16This is for my mission.
24:18Right.
24:20Anyway, today is my family's annual golf fundraiser and I got you a new outfit.
24:24So, go change.
24:27I'm in the middle of work.
24:30Your job is to be my husband, Hugo.
24:34Not anymore, Sheila.
24:37Or divorce.
24:37You sign the papers.
24:44Quit joking around.
24:45My father expects you.
24:47I should thank Perry before my mission.
24:51Fine.
24:52I'll go.
25:02Look how pathetic my so-called son-in-law looks.
25:06He's a grade A bozo.
25:09She deserves a real man like Bryce.
25:11Rich, successful.
25:13I keep telling her, ditch him.
25:15Be with a real man.
25:19Don't worry about it, Hugo.
25:21Only part of what they say is true.
25:23Well, maybe they're right, Bryce.
25:25Maybe you should give it a shot.
25:29What a sad, pathetic little man you are, Hugo.
25:32You know you'll never be anything more than a poor, sniveling orphan boy.
25:36You really thought he was good enough to be Sheila's husband?
25:40She's way out of his league.
25:42He doesn't give her what she needs, so he's willing to be cuckolded by a real man.
25:49I find it odd how invested you are in your daughter's sex life, first of all.
25:53Second of all, it doesn't matter.
25:55Sheila and I are divorced.
25:59That means she's free to be with Bryce!
26:02Remember how devastated she was all those years ago when he left it?
26:05She cried for dang-
26:06She cried for dang-
26:06She cried for dang-
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