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00:00:06Is that Alex? Dang. No wonder he's top most bangable enlisted three years running. He's so fine.
00:00:15Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, isn't it?
00:00:18Today's the student president election? No chance anyone's beating him.
00:00:23So, who's this new guy I'm up against? Any dirt?
00:00:27Xavier. Scholarship kid. Geeky.
00:00:30Still fit though. Number two on the bangable list, so right behind you. Bit of a loner?
00:00:36Never heard of him.
00:00:38I told you, don't come home without the cash.
00:00:44Hey, this is St. Mountain High, not a freaking pub.
00:00:51Fine, but you won't outrun this.
00:00:55You okay?
00:01:02Yeah, I'm fine.
00:01:06Not even a thank you?
00:01:08At least tell me your name.
00:01:11It's not important.
00:01:12I'll never look away.
00:01:17And that is Xavier Miller.
00:01:21Alright Xavier, I'll see you at the debate.
00:01:31Alright, let's begin.
00:01:33The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
00:01:37Money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late.
00:01:44Are you accusing my father of corruption?
00:01:46Just stating the facts?
00:01:48Uh, we're gonna take a quick five minute recess.
00:01:54Here's another fact, genius.
00:01:56That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
00:01:59So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
00:02:11I made me look like a fool.
00:02:16I can't find you like water listens to the moon.
00:02:22I hope I'm not seeing this too soon.
00:02:28But I'll do all I'm meant to do
00:02:33But I'm gonna start back next to you
00:02:49What the actual fuck?
00:02:55That was unexpected
00:02:58Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:03:01I thought he got a gays
00:03:03Hey, you good?
00:03:06I want everything on him
00:03:07And I mean everything
00:03:10Yeah
00:03:23I just sold the damn house
00:03:29What?
00:03:30You had no right
00:03:32That's all mom left us
00:03:33Where will we live now?
00:03:35You want to see your old man
00:03:36Get beaten to death
00:03:38By lung sharks?
00:03:41I need the money
00:03:44How about quitting the booze and gambling
00:03:46Instead of wrecking our lives
00:03:578 o'clock tonight's school cafe
00:03:59Got a proposal
00:04:01That could fix your money issues
00:04:06I hear you laughing
00:04:11And I see you smile
00:04:17You know that you're my everything
00:04:25Whatever this is, make it quick
00:04:26I want you to be my boyfriend
00:04:32I can drive
00:04:41What?
00:04:43Were you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:04:48A contract?
00:04:50Are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:04:53real romantic Watson call it a mutually beneficial arrangement see you clearly
00:05:03need money and I need to fix my reputation and well dating the school
00:05:09scholarship golden boys exactly the image boost I need right now you
00:05:13investigated me it's more like damage control you see you made me look like a
00:05:20fool in front of the entire school so now you got to fix it if it weren't for the
00:05:24homophobia rumors tanking your poll numbers would you still want to date a
00:05:29guy hell no no no no you see this is just this duration tell the elections over
00:05:42your face when you're starting to think that you're talking too much I like how
00:05:47we just went and I'm not even slightly afraid to be opening up keep it professional Watson
00:05:54don't get any ideas don't you worry feelings aren't on the menu
00:06:05you look in my eyes and I already hope this less trying hard not to jump not to move too
00:06:16fast
00:06:18but we could go
00:06:21let the games begin boyfriend
00:06:28let the games begin boyfriend
00:06:33no one's watching us you can drop the act now you should probably tell your heart rate that
00:06:39jumping like crazy in there whatever I'm leaving hey did I say you could leave we have a frat party
00:06:47the hit it's time to show off st. Mountain's new favorite couple
00:06:58this part of the PR sent you obviously one accidental kiss is not going to sell this
00:07:03relationship how is it let's make it believable hey look out it's our star
00:07:08quarterback and his cute nerdy boyfriend
00:07:13what's in your leg you know what that means right
00:07:14penalty round
00:07:18let's go
00:07:19all right boys rules are simple ice cube goes mouth to mouth
00:07:23no hands allowed no dropping
00:07:32do we really have to do this scared
00:07:42technically this is not sanitary
00:07:44do we really have to do this
00:08:31what the hell is wrong with you we need people to buy this right
00:08:41what's that extra credit homework
00:08:44our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples chemistry
00:08:47voters aren't convinced
00:08:51well
00:08:53pro tip genius
00:08:55kissing with your eyes open
00:08:56is a dead giveaway
00:09:09you just ruined our chemistry reference
00:09:12voters want sparks not stats and uh mark set up that whole live stream thing so I
00:09:18think it's time to show the world just how in love we are
00:09:21you didn't think to ask me first
00:09:25contract clearly states you do what I say
00:09:29oh why don't you guys get a load of this
00:09:31a robot boyfriend here is glitching again
00:09:33what
00:09:37hey
00:09:37it's got you so worked up huh
00:09:42you need a shower
00:09:44fine
00:09:46but you're joining me
00:09:47and mark's gonna live stream the whole thing
00:09:50it's time to showcase those acting chops
00:10:08you might grab me a towel
00:10:10you didn't think to get one before the strip show
00:10:13I could walk out naked if you'd like
00:10:26what
00:10:27why so shy all of a sudden
00:10:29you can have a quick look if you want
00:10:31maybe uh
00:10:33a little touch
00:10:36I'm not gonna stop you
00:10:58by popular demand you asked and we answer question number one what was your first impression of each
00:11:04other he's loud seriously well my first impression of him was who is this mysterious nerd calling me
00:11:14out in front of everybody it was harsh I gotta admit but boy was it cute still loud question
00:11:22number two what's your favorite thing about each other um I don't know sense of responsibility
00:11:29maybe thanks well my favorite thing about him will have to be his fingers excuse me long elegant
00:11:40very skillful all right next question next question is who is your most unforgettable kiss
00:12:07guys major problem someone leaked the contract everyone knows you're faking right now
00:12:16oh my god did y'all see this this kind of freaking contract yes I thought they were goals what
00:12:22a scam
00:12:27the final debate is in three days if we don't turn this around fast you're finished and I know mark
00:12:33already got people tracing the hack whoever fucking leaked this file is a dead man
00:12:38oh god okay so what are our options huh everyone's seen the contract by now there's no denying it
00:12:51unless unless unless it's what unless we make it real unless we make it real unless we make it real
00:13:08savior I don't care if the contract was fake all I know is at some point it stopped being pretend
00:13:14to
00:13:14me I couldn't stand you at first typical quarterback arrogant fully yourself but then I saw you after
00:13:24practice pushing yourself harder than everyone else and I noticed how you always take the fall for your
00:13:29teammates and the way you'd look at me in class see here do you honestly think I've been faking this
00:13:52the hacker broke into your laptop the whole school is watching this theater
00:14:10holy shit
00:14:17I can fake confidence during debates smile through press conferences even pretend I care about school
00:14:23traditions I don't even like there's no way I could fake this and yeah maybe it started as a deal
00:14:30but
00:14:33now everything I said was true
00:14:46that was perfect at least the votes won't go down now I've done my bit
00:14:56hey thank you
00:14:59just doing what we agreed but seeing you hurt was never part of the deal
00:15:10I owe you Xavier and listen um whatever happens with the election I just it's nothing
00:15:18just sticking to the script right sure that's all it is sure there's no hidden feelings creeping up
00:15:27god you never stop yeah dead end on the hacker whoever it was was bouncing off multiple VPNs great
00:15:36so dealing with the pro listen everybody is going to be watching your every move okay every look every
00:15:44moment has to be authentic we got this right
00:15:55oh shit left my football gear at home that school paper shoots tomorrow
00:16:01oh you want to come with sure cuz I've got nothing else to do come on
00:16:13okay something is definitely going on between those two
00:16:26whoa this is your average family home it's my father's place not mine meaning meaning I have an
00:16:34older half-brother and a dad who's super big on competition so I want any part of this family fortune
00:16:41then I have to beat them winning that election it's a first step keep your family drama to yourself
00:16:52I'm not your therapist you serious I thought you were the one who wanted to make this look believable
00:17:01fine I'll keep your sad rich boy drama in mind shut up come on
00:17:08all right well I need to go grab my jersey but why don't you read a book or something
00:17:23well well I didn't expect to see you here sorry do I know you
00:17:32you must be Xavier the famous boyfriend and and you are I'm Noah Alex's older brother
00:17:44ouch cold reception so has Alex's fiance met you yet fiance oh did he leave out that little detail
00:17:59this whole fake boyfriend thing he's done it before left quite the trail of broken hearts
00:18:05what are you implying Alex doesn't date guys who only get yourself hurt you deserve to be with
00:18:14someone better someone like me are you insane just gay and observance let's not pretend that
00:18:25you're straight to now sweetheart
00:18:31get off I'm not then why are you shaking you're seriously messed up takes one to know one
00:18:39can't lie to yourself forever Alex can offer you fame money all the shiny things in life
00:18:46but I can offer you something you never could something real get off what the fuck are you doing
00:18:56excellent timing a little brother you stay the hell away from me you hear me
00:19:08relax babe it's just some friendly competition
00:19:13I'll be seeing you real soon I can feel it
00:19:19asshole
00:19:25look don't believe a word he says Noah thrives on chaos
00:19:30including the part about your fiance look that's just an arranged thing okay my dad's idea I honestly
00:19:38don't even know her you don't owe me an explanation Alex I'm just a part of your PR stunt right
00:19:46is that really all this is to him right yeah absolutely right I'm heading back
00:19:57no why don't you just stay here the guest room's open I don't usually stay the night
00:20:05alright then uh let me drive you
00:20:12hello
00:20:13congrats kid you're officially homeless don't bother coming back you're on your own now
00:20:24I guess I might take you up on that offer best decision you're gonna make tonight
00:20:29now let me show you to your room or mine if you prefer
00:20:41you know I always dreamt of going pro in the NFL
00:20:46I'm not surprised you're football crazy
00:20:50yeah
00:20:51I was a quarterback
00:20:52even one state
00:20:55my dad he
00:20:57had other plans for me
00:21:00said he wouldn't have a
00:21:02Watson waste his future
00:21:04throwing a ball around
00:21:06yeah
00:21:08so
00:21:10I became the perfect son
00:21:12got straight A's
00:21:14student body president
00:21:17anything in hopes that he let me play football again
00:21:24now your turn
00:21:27secret for secret
00:21:28you've already seen enough
00:21:30my father's a gambler
00:21:32family's a mess
00:21:34there's nothing left to tell
00:21:36see I don't buy it
00:21:39I think you have a bigger secret to tell but
00:21:41you're just too scared to say it out loud
00:21:50tell me
00:21:51it'll be our little secret
00:22:06I'm gonna be the only one you tell
00:22:08let's not pretend that you're straight to your own sweetheart
00:22:10you're wasted
00:22:12sleep it off
00:22:14I'm taking a shower
00:22:25I don't beg you for a cuddler
00:22:34Alex doesn't date guys
00:22:37you'll only get yourself hurt
00:22:42the real secret is
00:22:45I fell for someone I wasn't supposed to
00:22:52Alex
00:22:54don't leave
00:22:56we really shouldn't
00:22:59stay
00:23:01please
00:23:15know you're little secret
00:23:17they never
00:23:20what secret?
00:23:22it's about me
00:23:24isn't it?
00:23:37Alex, tell me everything.
00:23:53It's just a dream.
00:24:02Don't go, Alex let go, stay.
00:24:22Alex?
00:24:37Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?
00:24:40I'd impress you somehow, right?
00:24:42And what better way to do that than a nice breakfast?
00:25:08So check it out, Chef Alex's world famous grilled cheese.
00:25:13Michelin star pending.
00:25:15Did it survive a crime scene?
00:25:18Hey, hey, hey, I'll have you know that I ate sandwich making at summer camp, okay?
00:25:26Oh.
00:25:29Okay.
00:25:30Fine.
00:25:31Tastes a lot better than it looks.
00:25:33There we go.
00:25:35Am I boyfriend material or what?
00:25:47Alex doesn't date guys.
00:25:49You okay?
00:25:50Drop the act, Alex.
00:25:52There's no one even around to impress.
00:25:55What's that supposed to mean?
00:26:00Forget it.
00:26:01I'm heading to the library.
00:26:05Xavier, wait, you barely touched your grilled cheese!
00:26:13Come on.
00:26:15Damn it!
00:26:25Oh, you're John's kid, right?
00:26:28Your dad owes me a lot of money.
00:26:32He sold the house.
00:26:33The debt should be cleared.
00:26:35But he didn't pay me a single cent.
00:26:38Shit!
00:26:39How deep is this old bastard anyway?
00:26:41You're his kid.
00:26:43So either you settled his debt or I start taking pieces.
00:26:47It's between you and him.
00:26:48Please, just leave me out of it.
00:26:57Nah.
00:26:59You're definitely involved in it now.
00:27:18Back off, asshole.
00:27:21Who the fuck?
00:27:39You touch him again, you're dead.
00:27:45Two grand, two days.
00:27:49Or your old man's missing a kidney.
00:27:59Alex!
00:28:02You okay?
00:28:03No.
00:28:04Are you?
00:28:06Look at your face.
00:28:10You idiot, why would you do that?
00:28:12Alright, maybe I went a little bit overboard.
00:28:18We need to go to the hospital.
00:28:24You've got an old injury, and now you've seriously torn the ligaments.
00:28:28You're out for the rest of the season.
00:28:30If you push it, you might never step on the field again.
00:28:38I've ruined your entire future.
00:28:40Your entire dream.
00:28:43I hope all is my dream.
00:28:46You're what I really want.
00:28:48You are insane.
00:28:52Well, since this is technically your fault, you definitely owe me.
00:28:57Then what exactly do you want?
00:29:00Move in with me.
00:29:01Be my personal nurse.
00:29:08Fine.
00:29:10I guess it's the least I can do.
00:29:14Now feed me.
00:29:16Absolutely not.
00:29:22Alright.
00:29:24Just one bite.
00:29:28Here begins your life as my caretaker.
00:29:47Ah!
00:29:48You bite now?
00:29:50You started it.
00:29:51Maybe I'll have to finish it.
00:29:54Won't I?
00:29:59Remember?
00:30:00No strenuous activity.
00:30:02Especially involving your arm.
00:30:04Well, what if Xavier's on top?
00:30:09Kids these days.
00:30:12You are impossible.
00:30:14It's a love story, babe.
00:30:16I'm just staying in character.
00:30:21Fine.
00:30:21If that's what it takes.
00:30:25Welcome home, babe.
00:30:31Ow!
00:30:33Look, I have one arm.
00:30:34The floors are all wet.
00:30:36This is a potential drowning hazard.
00:30:38Can I get a little help?
00:30:40Nice try.
00:30:41You'll manage.
00:30:50Xavier, help!
00:30:51I slipped!
00:30:55You are unbelievable.
00:30:57Unbelievably sexy, maybe.
00:31:09Stop it.
00:31:10Put your clothes on.
00:31:12Are you blushing?
00:31:14I am not.
00:31:15What?
00:31:15Sure.
00:31:22Hold this.
00:31:24Now hold that.
00:31:25And if it drops, then...
00:31:27That must mean you want me.
00:31:29You're insane.
00:31:31Maybe.
00:31:31Maybe.
00:31:42You can start here.
00:31:47Whoa.
00:31:50Careful.
00:31:51My skin's more sensitive than my reputation.
00:31:56Shut up.
00:32:05Shut up.
00:32:15Shut up.
00:32:16I'm not sure what you're doing.
00:32:42Bath time is couple time, right?
00:32:44Do you think this is funny?
00:32:45I just lighten up.
00:32:47I'm just joking.
00:32:49Am I just a punchline to you?
00:32:51A prop for your campaign?
00:32:53I stuck around because I cared about you.
00:32:55And this is how you treat me?
00:33:06Did I overreact?
00:33:14I'm sorry.
00:33:17Okay, but what if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:39I thought that I hated you, but it turns out I just hated how much I wanted you.
00:33:50Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:33:55No one's watching us.
00:33:57You can drop the act now.
00:34:01At first I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:34:06And signing that contract felt like my only choice.
00:34:14Unless we make it real.
00:34:19And then when everything fell apart, when I was losing the election, you stepped in.
00:34:31You saved me.
00:34:34And you didn't have to.
00:34:37Get off.
00:34:39What the fuck are you doing?
00:34:44When I saw him that close to you, it hurt more than losing the election ever could.
00:34:58So...
00:34:58Would you consider making this real with me?
00:35:12Forget what I said earlier, I just...
00:35:23Are you sure?
00:35:39You're driving me crazy.
00:35:42Stop pretending like it isn't happening.
00:36:04I'm not calling the bad you were fighting.
00:36:04Usually I can order the VAN making, that man, that man, but he was touching myself.
00:36:04If you were eating badly did you basically?
00:36:21The other scene, The survey was all overproductive, but he reached out where it was developing.
00:36:38Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.
00:36:41Did I catch you stealing kisses again?
00:36:44You know that's a serious crime, right?
00:36:47Guess you'll have to arrest me, officer.
00:36:54You are way too addictive.
00:36:58I might need rehab.
00:37:00Sorry, no can do.
00:37:03You've got a campaign to salvage, interviews lined up,
00:37:07and you're currently wearing exactly zero clothes.
00:37:16Sounds like you prefer me fully dressed.
00:37:20Disappointing.
00:37:20I prefer you elected, actually.
00:37:37Dude, your poll numbers shot up after that speech. Look at this.
00:37:41You're like a senior year Tom Holland. Charismatic, relatable, and still sexy enough for thirst edits.
00:37:48So, you're saying my chances are good again?
00:37:51Dude, you're literally back to number one. Look at this.
00:37:54I mean, all positive comments, too.
00:37:57But seriously, how did you pull this off?
00:38:00Xavier was against this whole thing from the start,
00:38:02and now he's editing your speeches and organizing your life.
00:38:06Maybe it's because we're actually together now.
00:38:09Right. I was going to say he's acting more like your mom, but yeah.
00:38:13Love her works.
00:38:14Man, what kind of witchcraft did you have to pull to get Sheldon Cooper to fake date you?
00:38:24I didn't use anything. I literally just fell for him.
00:38:35I caught feelings for him. That's all it is.
00:38:38Wow, so you and him started fake, and then it got real.
00:38:45Dude, he's Xavier Miller.
00:38:48He's like an AI bot with a built-in firewall. Totally unreadable.
00:38:52Nah, it's just surface code. He's got to dig a little deeper.
00:38:58Listen, man. All I'm saying is it makes a lot more sense for him to be using you for something
00:39:03here.
00:39:05And using me for what, exactly?
00:39:08Don't forget, he was your biggest competition.
00:39:12Okay, what if this is a long con, and he's going to flip on you at the end?
00:39:15Look, nobody's that good at faking it. I trust him.
00:39:27Hey, babe. We were just talking about you.
00:39:29When the story of our lives...
00:39:36Oh, God. Is it actually real?
00:39:49Are you job hunting?
00:39:51Say, I said you didn't have to pay me back.
00:39:53I thought I made that clear.
00:39:55I know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff, but I do.
00:39:59I'm just planning ahead. Figuring things out for myself.
00:40:06Well, the only thing we have to figure out right now is how to get some sleep.
00:40:24Seriously, can you ever just sleep like a normal person?
00:40:27Normal's boring. Now I'm one of a kind.
00:40:30You're crushing me. Move.
00:40:34Make me.
00:40:36Hey, stop.
00:40:41Stop.
00:40:42Stop.
00:40:45Fine.
00:40:56Hey, I just wrapped up at practice.
00:40:58Thought I could swing by and pick you up.
00:41:00Could ride home together.
00:41:01Swing by?
00:41:03You're half the city away.
00:41:05Okay, fine. You got me.
00:41:07Maybe I miss you.
00:41:09And also, I'm starving and only your pasta's gonna hit the spot.
00:41:13I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:41:18Oh, customer.
00:41:20See you tonight?
00:41:23Welcome. What can I get you?
00:41:24Black coffee, no sugar, and a little bit of you.
00:41:30What are you doing here?
00:41:31I just had some business, but I couldn't help but drop in.
00:41:36Black coffee, no sugar coming up.
00:41:41Oh, and by the way, did you hear the news?
00:41:45Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
00:41:47Excuse me?
00:41:49Daddy's had it all arranged.
00:41:51Alex's fiance flies in next week,
00:41:53and apparently he needs you out of the picture.
00:42:02Enjoy.
00:42:09Call me any time, sexy.
00:42:24Just who we needed right now.
00:42:30Hey, I just saw Noah leaving.
00:42:32Is he bothering you again?
00:42:33Same old.
00:42:34Just stirring the pot.
00:42:36Though he did mention your fiance's flying in next week.
00:42:40Oh.
00:42:42So it's true.
00:42:44I was gonna tell you once things were sorted, but I just didn't want to stress you out, you know?
00:42:49Oh, cool.
00:42:50So I'm just some fragile thing you need to protect?
00:42:53No, I barely even know her.
00:42:55She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
00:42:57Then why hide it?
00:42:58What's the point?
00:43:04I was scared of losing you.
00:43:12Let's get out of here.
00:43:14So we're okay?
00:43:15No.
00:43:17But we still have roles to play.
00:43:22And right now, I need to get my boyfriend costume.
00:43:29You park the car.
00:43:30I'll go in first.
00:43:31Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:33Where's my goodbye kiss?
00:43:45I have an appointment.
00:43:47A friend booked it for me.
00:43:49Appointments have to be confirmed by the client directly.
00:43:52And no offence, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
00:44:01So judgy.
00:44:03Eesh.
00:44:04Miss Brown, delightful to see you today.
00:44:06How can I help you?
00:44:08You're Alex's friend, right?
00:44:10Yeah.
00:44:15Serpent.
00:44:16But he doesn't ever-
00:44:17Do you want to lose your job?
00:44:19Of course, sir.
00:44:22Thanks.
00:44:23You wouldn't happen to be a friend of Alex's too?
00:44:33He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew.
00:44:35I was Alex's fiance.
00:44:38Something like that.
00:44:40I'm Laura.
00:44:41I'll see you.
00:44:54Mr. Watson, pleasure to see you.
00:44:56Can I interest you in our latest collection?
00:44:58Well, actually I'm shopping for my boyfriend here.
00:45:02Do you really have to announce it to everyone in a minute?
00:45:04I can tweet it out if you'd like.
00:45:08Absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:45:12This way, please.
00:45:15Now, the first step to looking like you have your shit together?
00:45:19A suit that actually fits.
00:45:23And...
00:45:24This one...
00:45:25It fits you perfectly.
00:45:27Go on.
00:45:28Try it on.
00:45:29Why do I need a suit when you're the one running for student body president?
00:45:33Well, you see...
00:45:35We both are.
00:45:45Savile row cut.
00:45:48Balls.
00:45:50And now...
00:45:51The perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together.
00:46:08You don't have to do this.
00:46:10But I want to.
00:46:12Because you're worth it.
00:46:18All right.
00:46:20Looking good.
00:46:22It does need a touch more tailoring though.
00:46:30All right.
00:46:31Let's get this jacket off.
00:46:32Hey, wait.
00:46:33What are you doing?
00:46:34Relax.
00:46:35I'm not gonna bite.
00:46:37Unless you want me to.
00:46:40I'm just measuring.
00:46:56I'm not gonna bite.
00:46:57Wow.
00:46:5828 inch waist, huh?
00:47:00Looks like someone needs some carbs in their life.
00:47:05Hey.
00:47:06I'm still mad at you.
00:47:10Maybe I'll just have to kiss you until you forgive me.
00:47:18Mr. Watson.
00:47:20Your suit.
00:47:21It's ready.
00:47:22Yeah.
00:47:23Just...
00:47:24Leave it outside.
00:47:31Hey.
00:47:32Don't we clean up nice, huh?
00:47:38Smile.
00:48:03Hey, Mark.
00:48:05What's up?
00:48:06Emergency.
00:48:06Get to the school right now.
00:48:08Things just blew up.
00:48:16Finally, come here.
00:48:20Did someone leak the contract again or something?
00:48:22No.
00:48:22Worse.
00:48:24We have a new opponent and she's rising fast.
00:48:27We have to do something.
00:48:29Wait, wait, wait.
00:48:30She?
00:48:30Yeah.
00:48:31Laura Brown.
00:48:33You know.
00:48:34The daughter of crime family billionaire Walter Brown.
00:48:38Laura.
00:48:41You know Laura too?
00:48:42At the tailor shop.
00:48:44She acted like she knew you.
00:48:45She does.
00:48:47She's my fiance.
00:48:50Fiance?
00:48:51When the hell were you gonna tell us about that?
00:48:53It was just an arranged thing from my dad.
00:48:56I honestly barely know her.
00:49:00Okay, well she knows plenty about you two.
00:49:02She's charming the hell out of everyone.
00:49:04Your numbers are dropping.
00:49:06Fast.
00:49:08I mean this can't just be a coincidence.
00:49:10Exactly.
00:49:12She's here for a reason and it's not to win some election.
00:49:17This just became personal.
00:49:22If people find out about this engagement, it's game over.
00:49:26She'll win by a mile.
00:49:27Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:49:29There's no time.
00:49:31I can handle her.
00:49:35Sounds exciting.
00:49:39Why are you doing this?
00:49:41Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend?
00:49:44As far as I'm concerned, our parents set us up on one date.
00:49:48Nothing more.
00:49:49You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:49:51I'm way more interesting than him.
00:49:53If you want a fair fight, then fine.
00:49:57But play dirty again.
00:49:59I won't be so polite.
00:50:04Big words.
00:50:05We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:50:12Shhh.
00:50:13Get out.
00:50:14You're not welcome here.
00:50:16Relax.
00:50:16I'm just here to chat.
00:50:18You said you want to get into Princeton, right?
00:50:19Lifelong dream?
00:50:21Well this is signed by the Vice President.
00:50:24Guaranteed entry.
00:50:27Are you bribing me?
00:50:29I figured you'd say that.
00:50:31But my father doesn't take no well on your dad.
00:50:34Poor John.
00:50:35He owes a lot of people money.
00:50:38People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:50:41Keep my father out of this.
00:50:42Then don't force me to call in favors.
00:50:46Relax.
00:50:46I'm not stealing your boyfriend.
00:50:48I'm just showing you a better future.
00:50:51Love is overrated anyway.
00:50:54Maybe to you.
00:50:56And for Alex too.
00:50:58Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?
00:51:08Need a ride?
00:51:09Just cost you a water bottle out the trunk.
00:51:12He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:51:14Fine.
00:51:27Happy birthday, babe.
00:51:34You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
00:51:39Thank you, Alex.
00:51:43Now hop in.
00:51:45There's something else I want to show you.
00:51:57This is nice.
00:52:01Yes, it is.
00:52:04And I know you're not too big on surprises, but I just couldn't resist.
00:52:10I don't mind them.
00:52:12If they're from you.
00:52:14And listen, I'm not really a romantic.
00:52:18You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with a violin and flowers or writing you poetry.
00:52:23You bought me a laptop?
00:52:25Pretty romantic.
00:52:27And practical.
00:52:28Okay, look, the point is, whatever this is, I mean, us, I'm all in. For real.
00:52:39I don't need violin serenades or poetry. I just need you.
00:52:57Oh, you got me.
00:53:16Let's go back to yours.
00:53:18Let's go.
00:53:27What would you do if I got up and left right now?
00:53:29I'd probably cry like an idiot.
00:53:32Don't even think about it.
00:53:50You know, that thing was supposed to help you ace exams, not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:53:55I tracked the truth on her account that leaked our contract.
00:53:58Someone local.
00:54:00Then it must be someone at school, right?
00:54:04Did you find anything else?
00:54:06They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:54:10Laura.
00:54:10Laura.
00:54:16She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws.
00:54:18We should expose her.
00:54:20But if we do that, then she'll twist it and make us look like bullies.
00:54:23What else can we do?
00:54:24If people find out about our engagement, then they're going to take her side.
00:54:27I mean, it is true, I'm engaged.
00:54:30Then what?
00:54:31I might have something.
00:54:33Why don't we try making some viral couples TikToks?
00:54:37You know, wholesome stuff.
00:54:38Charity angle.
00:54:40Tends to work.
00:54:43Fine. Let's do it.
00:54:56You did that on purpose.
00:54:58You bet I did.
00:55:16Cut.
00:55:17That's perfect.
00:55:21Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:55:24I'm here with viral campus couple Xavier Miller and Alex Watson.
00:55:29Welcome.
00:55:29Hey everyone.
00:55:30Happy to be here.
00:55:32Let's see, first question blowing up the chat.
00:55:34What made you guys pick this project?
00:55:36Growing up, books were my only escape.
00:55:39Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:55:41It's important for me to pass that on.
00:55:43Yeah, it's like the one thing we never fight about either.
00:55:46Hey, I'm Alex's friend.
00:55:50Quick question from the comments.
00:55:52Since you both are queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:55:55Is it just doing what you gotta do or is there more to it?
00:56:04It's a good question.
00:56:04Guys, if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiancé at the same time, who's the real side piece?
00:56:12Uh, that's a good question.
00:56:15You know, maybe there's more to that than people think.
00:56:21What's worse?
00:56:23Someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymously?
00:56:27Touché.
00:56:28Okay, alright guys, back on track.
00:56:31Um, Xavier, did you have a favorite book as a kid?
00:56:35Ta-ta.
00:56:35Uh, The Hobbit.
00:56:37I always wanted my own little cozy Hobbit hole.
00:56:41What the hell is wrong with you?
00:56:46Are you trying to ruin my-
00:56:57Are you out of your mind?
00:57:00I'm your fiancé.
00:57:01It's just one little kiss.
00:57:02What's the big deal?
00:57:03Oh, come on, Laura.
00:57:05You and I both know that engagement would never happen.
00:57:07Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:57:10That's pathetic, even for you.
00:57:12Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:57:14If you threaten him one more time behind my back,
00:57:16it won't end well.
00:57:18Oh, you found out?
00:57:20Good.
00:57:21Maybe you'll keep a better eye on him the next time.
00:57:23Things might get uglier.
00:57:24What do you want from me?
00:57:29Everything I'm entitled to.
00:57:35Xavier, get to the shop right now!
00:57:41Why? What's wrong?
00:57:45Fuck my life, man.
00:57:52Hey!
00:57:53What are you looking at?
00:57:54Get out of here!
00:57:56Hey!
00:57:56You gotta go, man.
00:57:58No, I don't.
00:57:59No, you have to leave.
00:58:00Oh, my son.
00:58:01Oh, my son, man.
00:58:03He's threatening to shatter all the windows if you didn't show.
00:58:05Throwing all the customers away!
00:58:07I'm so sorry.
00:58:08I can handle it if you just-
00:58:09Just hit me a minute to-
00:58:10Man, I can't keep dealing with this!
00:58:12Next time this happens, you're fired.
00:58:17What do you want?
00:58:18Call your rich boyfriend.
00:58:21What's his name?
00:58:22Alex?
00:58:23Tell him to pay up.
00:58:26Daddy needs a bailout.
00:58:27You sold the house Mom left us.
00:58:30You abandoned me.
00:58:32And now you want a bailout?
00:58:34You filthy little bastard.
00:58:36Sleeping around with men.
00:58:40Humiliating our family name.
00:58:43I should have sold you off when I had the chance.
00:58:47Next time I see you,
00:58:49I'll make sure the syndicate knows exactly where you are.
00:58:56Ungrateful brat!
00:58:58What, think you're above me now just cause you got yourself a rich boyfriend?
00:59:03Oh!
00:59:05Finally found you, old man!
00:59:11Finally found you, old man!
00:59:13Please!
00:59:14Don't hurt me!
00:59:15Just don't hurt me!
00:59:16I'll get the money!
00:59:17Don't hurt me!
00:59:18Oh, it's a little too late for that.
00:59:23Where'd you go after the live stream?
00:59:24I tried calling you like a million times.
00:59:27Just the library.
00:59:28The library?
00:59:29After what happened?
00:59:30I was just collecting some feedback around school.
00:59:33Got some ideas to boost your polls.
00:59:35Can we not talk about the election right now?
00:59:38I'm just tired, okay?
00:59:44So that's it?
00:59:45You're just giving up?
00:59:47Letting your fiancé take over?
00:59:49What, are you jealous or something?
00:59:50Is there something going on with Laura I should know about?
00:59:53But can we please just not talk about this right now?
00:59:56Maybe we should take a break.
01:00:00Xavier, wait!
01:00:01I...
01:00:12I'm such an idiot.
01:00:13Thinking I actually meant something to him.
01:00:21Oh, Jesus.
01:00:24Mark, where's Alex?
01:00:26I've been calling.
01:00:27He's at the frat house, last minute Vogue grabbing.
01:00:29And he's not answering his messages.
01:00:30Not even mine?
01:00:32Look, it's the day before the election.
01:00:33He's totally locked in, okay?
01:00:36Hey, you alright?
01:00:38Need any help?
01:00:40It's alright.
01:00:41I'll handle it.
01:00:43Of course.
01:00:45He's got people, goals, a life.
01:00:47I've only ever had him.
01:00:53What am I gonna do now?
01:00:55What am I gonna do now?
01:00:57Wanna make a deal?
01:01:06Your dad owes money to three different gangs, including mine.
01:01:10Please don't hurt him.
01:01:10I promise I'll figure something out.
01:01:13You can't afford it.
01:01:14Besides, if the Hangmano family took him.
01:01:1724 hours did they start sending body parts.
01:01:19What am I supposed to do?
01:01:27Sign this.
01:01:29And I'll pay off your dad's debt.
01:01:30But on one condition.
01:01:32You have to stop seeing Alex.
01:01:35For good.
01:01:38Where was he when you needed him most?
01:01:41You better keep your word.
01:01:43Browns don't lie.
01:01:49What the hell did you do?
01:01:51Xavier's not answering my calls.
01:01:53Me?
01:01:54I only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt.
01:01:58He should be thanking me.
01:02:00Wait, debt?
01:02:01What debt?
01:02:03Xavier never told me about that.
01:02:05Maybe because he dumped you?
01:02:07He was pretty clear that you're finished.
01:02:09No.
01:02:10No way, no.
01:02:11He wouldn't do that.
01:02:14I need to go talk to him.
01:02:28Why didn't you tell Laura we broke up?
01:02:30Because.
01:02:31It's true.
01:02:33Look, the whole reason I even dated you was for Princeton.
01:02:36Laura sorted that for me.
01:02:38And she bailed my dad out.
01:02:39So, our deal?
01:02:41It's done.
01:02:42So you're just gonna dumb me for a college recommendation?
01:02:45Without her, my dad would be dead.
01:02:47And you're just holding a contract over my head.
01:02:51Like I'm some stunt to boost your votes.
01:02:53Xavier, stop!
01:02:54The contract never mattered.
01:02:57I love you.
01:02:59Okay, don't push me away.
01:03:02Love?
01:03:03Just the sob sorting.
01:03:05Up there on your throne.
01:03:07Treating me like a charity case.
01:03:09I'm done.
01:03:10You know that's not true.
01:03:13You know me.
01:03:14Do I?
01:03:16You wake up in your silk sheets.
01:03:19Drinking your fancy coffee.
01:03:22I don't even know where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
01:03:25We're worlds apart.
01:03:27Xavier, please don't do this.
01:03:29Stay away from me.
01:03:31You make me sick.
01:03:37Just get out of my life.
01:03:39We're done.
01:03:40I just...
01:03:41I said!
01:03:42We're done.
01:03:59I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:04:02That's the hardest thing I've ever done.
01:04:05Sign this.
01:04:07And I'll pay your dad's debt.
01:04:09But in return,
01:04:11you have to cut off Alex.
01:04:12For good.
01:04:15Can't do that.
01:04:17Imagine I post a viral TikTok
01:04:19as the heartbroken fiancee
01:04:21betrayed by her closeted boyfriend.
01:04:24Alex won't just lose the election.
01:04:26He'll lose everything.
01:04:28You're twisting the truth.
01:04:30It's whatever people will believe.
01:04:32He's already losing support
01:04:33and his family backing is next.
01:04:36Do you really want to watch him lose everything?
01:04:41You're dead weight, Xavier.
01:04:42And we both know it.
01:04:44My family can lift him up.
01:04:47Theirs only drive him down.
01:04:49Alex,
01:04:50you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:04:52I won't be the reason your life falls apart.
01:04:55So,
01:04:56you get a sign?
01:05:00You better keep your promise.
01:05:02Browns don't lie.
01:05:14Did you forget our agreement?
01:05:24If you want me out of the election, fine.
01:05:27But in return,
01:05:28you cut off Xavier
01:05:29and introduce me as your fiancee.
01:05:34If not,
01:05:36I will email every voter proof
01:05:39that your relationship was fake
01:05:41the entire time.
01:05:43You'll lose everything.
01:05:46Get out.
01:05:50Love her legacy, Alex.
01:06:23Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex,
01:06:29Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex,
01:06:29Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex,
01:06:29Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex,
01:06:29Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex,
01:06:29Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex
01:06:29Alex, Alex, hello, I'm Alex Watson, and today, I stand here as...
01:06:44Oh my God.
01:06:46Oh my God.
01:06:47Oh my God.
01:06:49Xavier Miller and I, we're in a fake relationship.
01:06:52Are we serious?
01:06:54We signed a contract.
01:06:56What a fake.
01:06:57You lied to all of us.
01:07:03It started as fake, but then it got real.
01:07:10I've never met anyone like Xavier before.
01:07:13You okay?
01:07:19Yeah, I'm fine.
01:07:23Not even a thank you?
01:07:26At least tell me your name.
01:07:29It's not important.
01:07:33And I thought he was just some arrogant genius who didn't have time for me.
01:07:42Didn't have time for me.
01:07:44With a stupid onstage accident, I got a kiss.
01:08:05Xavier, I know you're watching.
01:08:08So listen.
01:08:11Fuck the election.
01:08:12Fuck family expectations.
01:08:14And fuck football.
01:08:15None of them matters, Xavier.
01:08:17Because all I ever wanted was to be with you.
01:08:24The votes are in.
01:08:26The new student body president is...
01:08:29Alex Watson!
01:08:32Come on up and give me a speech.
01:08:39Uh...
01:08:40Where is he?
01:08:42You idiot.
01:08:45You're my piece of heaven on earth, oh, you make it all worth it.
01:08:54You're the reason...
01:08:56What are you doing here?
01:08:58You just won.
01:08:59Ah, screw the election.
01:09:01It's you that I won.
01:09:03But you said winning is everything.
01:09:05Not if it means losing you.
01:09:18You're such a reckless idiot.
01:09:20But that was kind of sweet.
01:09:28Just need you.
01:09:36Winning you beats any election.
01:09:40All right.
01:09:42Now that line is a solid 10.
01:09:49What's with all the construction?
01:09:51They building something?
01:09:53Close.
01:09:55Private make-out spot.
01:09:57Residential access only.
01:10:01You're president now.
01:10:02Try acting like him.
01:10:03Hey, I'm just keeping my campaign promises.
01:10:10You remembered.
01:10:12Of course.
01:10:16All right, let's begin.
01:10:18The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
01:10:22Money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late.
01:10:25That's the first time someone called me out for real.
01:10:28And it stuck.
01:10:29Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:31Bold.
01:10:35Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:37Bold.
01:10:38What now?
01:10:40Relax.
01:10:40Just here to say goodbye.
01:10:42Goodbye?
01:10:43Turns out our dads finally saw reason.
01:10:46Engagement's officially canceled.
01:10:47You're free, Alex.
01:10:49Just like that?
01:10:50Not even worth fighting for?
01:10:52Can you let her finish?
01:10:54Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either.
01:10:56Then why come between us?
01:10:58I just needed to prove myself.
01:11:00To my parents.
01:11:02To everyone.
01:11:05The way you stood by each other.
01:11:08Honestly, I envy that.
01:11:11And the Princeton thing is still on, Xavier.
01:11:14You earned it.
01:11:15Thanks, Laura.
01:11:18I'm off to Paris.
01:11:20New family business venture.
01:11:21Maybe I'll see y'all again sometime.
01:11:24Maybe so.
01:11:34You think she'll be okay?
01:11:36She's tougher than the both of us combined.
01:11:39She'll be fine.
01:11:43Still haven't mastered walking, eh?
01:11:46Only around you.
01:11:47All I meant to do is I'm right next to you.
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